EIGHT MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE
Thursday. Mar 12' 1955
Oil The Side By E. V. Durling
(Distributed by King Faatum Syndicate, Inc.)
Beware of her blonde hair for sh
excels
All women in the mafie of her
locks.
And when she winds them ronnd
a younf man's neck
She will not ever set him free
again.
Goethe.
Who was Hamilton E. Smith?
If your wife cannot answer that
query she should blush a long,
long blush for her ignorance.
Hamilton E. Smith invented the
washing machine in Pittsburgh,
Pa., in 1859. There should be a
monument to this genius. Too
many kindly and considerate in
ventors, who have been great
benefactors of the female sex by
making housework easier, are
now forgotten men.
Asking
Queries from clients. Q. Was
Clara Bow just an extra or a
member of the cast in the silent
film classic titled "Down to the
Sea In Ships?" A. Clara was a
member of the cast of that pic
ture, which was produced about
33 years ago. She played the
part of "Dot" Morgan, described
in the program as "a wild child
born of the sea." ... Q. A fly
ball hits the first baseman on
the head, bounces in the air, and
the second baseman catches it
before it touches the ground,
What would be your decision on
.this play? A. Batter is out. Sec
ond baseman gets a put-out. First
baseman an assists.
Wedding Rings
Inscription on the wedding
ring of Mrs. James Stewart, wife
of the conscientiously noncha
lant film star, is "Gloria and
Jimmy 8-9-49," indicating, of
course, they were married Aug
ust 8, 1949." This brings to mind
the inscription on the wedding
ring of Mrs. William Jennings
Bryan, which was "Won 1880
One 1884," meaning they be
came engaged in 1880 and were
married four years later. Both
these inscriptions sound toe sta
tistical to me. Are lacking in
the romantic angle. A wedding
ring inscription I like is "Esto
perpetua," meaning "May it last
forever."
Sidelights
When a woman has a prefer
ence for an extra long cigaret
holder, it indicates she is suffer
ing from a sense of inferiority.
Or, so say the psychologists . . .
Do you consider yourself a well
informed fellow? If so, tell us
quick as half a flash what is
' the difference between a misoga
mist and a misogynist? 1
Among the Married
Do you like carrots, spinach
or broccoli? These are valuable
vitamin packed vegetables. Also
carrots are clatmed to improve
the eyesight. If you ate more
carrots, sir, you could hole out
more long putts and see blondes
better. It is said by dietitians
the reason so many men don't
like the vegetables aforemen
tioned as because their wives
don't know how to cook them.
So, if you don't like carrots,
spinach or broccoli, perhaps you
should send your wife to cook
ing school.
Passing By
Lili St. Cyr. Harold Minsky's
energetic sister-in-law. Lili, who
is a very daring danseuse, is the
top salaried performer in her
particular field . . . Brian Don
levy. Specialist in film and tele
vision portrayals of hard-boiled
guys with soft hearts. Brian was
born in the country Armagh,
Ireland, but brought to this
country as a child and reared
in Sheboygan Falls, Wis.
Briefly
Men born under Virgo (Aug.
23-Sept. 22) are tough bosses.
Are sticklers for detail and very
critical. The office wife of a
Scorpio executive has to stand
for a lot of nagging. Or, so say
the star gazers. . . New York
is a windier city than Chicago.
And the windiest corner in New
York is the southeast corner of
Fifty-ninth Street and Fifth Avenue.
Roy Rogers Earns
Honors at College
Corvalli s Roy Rogers of
Medford was selected for mem
bership in Phi Kappa Phi, na
tional all-school, scholastic honor
society at Oregon State college
at the recent annual OSO honors
and awards convocation. He also
received honorable mention for
the punior E. A. Cummings
award.
The Cummings award is pre
sented annually to the man of
highest standing in the four
classes and is based on scholar
ship, success in student activities
and qualities of manhood and
leadership.
Phi Kappa Phi membership is
open to the top scholastic 10 per
cent of the senior class and 3
per cent of the junior class and
selected graduate students and
faculty members. The organiza-
tion includes persons from all
departments of American col
leges and universities.
Rogers, a junior in electrical
engineering, is the son of Mr
and Mrs. Earl W. Rogers, 847
Pennsylvania ave., Medford.
Scelba Turns Reins
Over To New President
Rome U.R) Premier Mario
Scelba submits the resignation of
his middle-of-the-road govern,
ment today to his bitter oppon
ent, new President Giovanni
Gronchi, in a formality which
could turn into a political crisis.
Most observers expected Gron
chi to reject the resignation and
thus avoid the crisis until after
the important elections in Sicily
June 5. But there was still no"
certainty of what ; will happen
when Scelba drives to the Quiri
nale palace this evening to sub
mit his resignation as a formal
ity to the new president.
Portland Station
Attendant Slugged
Portland (U.R) A 75-year-
old gasoline attendant was
slugged by a robber who was
armed with a hammer yesterday
afternoon. The robber escaped
with about $300 in cash.
George A. Schreiber suffered
deep head lacerations. His condi
tion was described as 'fair." He
said his assailant had 'waited in
the service station office for sev
eral minutes posing as a cus
tomer. "Suddenly I felt this blow
on my head and I fell to the
floor," he said.
BAKER BANS PINBALLS
Baker (U.R) The Baker city
council has decided to ban pin-
ball machines after a year-long
struggle by tavern owners to
gain city approval for the de
vices.
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Rump Roast
Beef
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Fine Eating
USDA Choice
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lb. 75c Corned Deef
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Boneless
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