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Flight o' Time
Medford and Jackson County His
tory from the files of the Mail
Tribune 10. 20. 30 and 40 yeeti
go.
10 YEARS AGO
July 10. 1942
(It was Friday)
A wartime blackout ruling
bars bonfires and campfires in
the Rogue River National forest
because of the danger of air
raids.
From Arthur Perry's Ye
Smudge Pot column: An auto
horn tooting kid, 15, was rend
ered britchesless by the irked
owner of the vehicle who snatch
ed them off in his honest
wrath. The boy sped home afoot
nigh unto nakedness, creating a
residential district furor. This
may be a radical solution to a
social and nuisance problem.
20 YEARS AGO
July 10. 1932
- (It was Sunday)
Rogue Valley Democrats or
ganize Roosevelt clubs and plan
to conduct a vigorous campaign
for FDR.
The Jackson County Chember
of Commerce opens a "How to
Meet Tourists" school for Val
ley residents.
30 YEARS AGO
July 10. 1922
(It was Monday)
The junction of North Central
avenue and Jackson . street is
widened.
The county issues a call for
a recall election against the
sheriff; Ashland ministers ' as
sume responsibility for the move
and deny the Klu Klux Klan is
behind it.
40 YEARS AGO
July 10. 1912
(It was Wednesday)
The Southern Pacific takes
notice of Medford's new city or
dinances by slowing its trains to
eight miles an hour inside the
city limits.
Three Medford women, Mrs.
J. F. Reddy, Miss Gladys Heard
and Mrs. Smythe, travel to Ash
land to encourage women there
to join them in the formation of
an Equal Suffrage Association of
Southern Oregon.
Dead line Sunday Classifieds is at
5:30 p.m. for following day; 10 a.m.
Monday for Monday; noon Saturday
for Sunday a.m.
Pickin' Pears
By SID HOLLINGSWORTH
One of the real veterans at
Camp White is the former Chief
Medical Officer Dr. William E.
White.
He probably knows, more
about the business of" being a
coldier, a sailor or . a - marine
than anyone else in the govern
ment. But he doesn't care to talk
much about it.
Dr.. White voluntarily relin
quished his post to revert to "the
status of physician last October.
He is eligible to retire in two
years with 30 years service.
He started as a military sur
geon with the old National Sol
diers' . Home under" the Bureau
of Pensions. Before that he was
engaged in general practice a
number of years after graduat
ing from Emory university, At
lanta, Ga., in 1912.
Dr. White specialized in T.B.
work when he finally joined up
with the Veterans Administra
tion, then the Veterans Bureau,
in 1925 at Johnson City, Term.
Editorial Correspondence
Chicago, 111., July 8 Those who followed the first day proceed
ings of the convention on radio or TV probably got the idea General
MacArthur as the keynote speaker got a tremendous ovation, and
was a great success.
There was plenty of applause, and once' or twice considerable
enthusiasm. But from the press gallery, and particularly to those
to whom party conventions were far from a new experience, -the
above was not the case at all.
The General tried hard. .
His enthusiastic supporters tried even harder. '
But things just didn't click as expected. As of today even his
most ardent cheer-leaders admit, the "hero of Bataan" is through
as a potent political factor in the present campaign. Things may
change before the convention ends, but it looks most unlikely now.
Your correspondent has seldom run into a more striking con
trast than the home-coming of General MacArthur in San Francisco
some 14 months ago, and his appearance and reception in the Re
publican convention last night. -
In San Francisco, not only was the General the conquering
hero returning to his beloved homeland, he was at every turn of
the road a striking, dramatic and self-confident figure, with the
populace his slaves, many of them literally bowing down and trying
to kiss the hem of his military and highly bemedaled tunic and
the noise of jubilation, ear-splitting.
Nothing like that last night.
As he awaited summons to the rostrum in the Stockyards Inn he
looked far from a dramatic or inspiring figure. He not only looked
tired, he looked dispirited and old.
Which was strange too. For checking on the details, General
MacArthur has none of the conventional earmarks of old age. He
is 72, but his hair is as black as polished anthracite; his eyes ditto
and unburdened by pouches or spectacles. He stands erect, when
he walks he walks erect perhaps a trifle too much so he has the
contours of a far younger man physically speaking, and yet both at
the Inn and before the platform microphones, he looked and acted
20 years older than he did that memorable night in San Francisco,
only one year and two months ago.
Could it all add up merely to the absence of that gorgeous 5
star uniform, that gold-encrusted military bonnet made to the
General's order, the visual let-down produced by a mere sartorial
change from the glamorous "All Highest Commander" on dress
parade to just another civilian in a plain blue serge, a plain white
collar and plain black tie and definitely no longer young? Not so
old in LOOKS, but definitely so in posture in manner. ,
That change in dress undoubtedly, was a material factor, as
every famous actor who must meet his admirers without costume or
makeup off the stage, would agree.
But it is hard to charge EVERYTHING up to that fact alone.
Even more important, perhaps, was the timing the flight
from Korea to the Golden Gate, only a few days after that world
shaking demotion from the White House, and now, well, just an
other party convention, and just another keynote speaker.
And that is all General MacArthur proved to be. And as in
dicated above, not a very good one..
There was, as stated, applause and cheering. But there always
is when the keynoter speaks.
For he is, in sporting parlance, the HEAD cheer-leader the night
before the Big Game. It is his job not only to strike the chief key
note of the approaching campaign, but to arouse partisan enthusi
asm, get the old college-spirit back on the beam, pep the boys
and girls up so they will march to the field on the morrow eager
to fight and if need be die, for dear "Old Siwash" and the team!
That speech has to be strongly, partisan as the General's cer
tainly was. And a partisan speech, before a PARTY convention
which must be a 100 partisan gathering, MUST, by the nature of
things, be enthusiastically approved.
In all the conventions your correspondent has attended loud
cheers and hearty applause have never failed to greet the key
noter and did not, of course, last night. But to go down in party
history as a success, it must do more than that. The keynote
speech made by William Jennings Bryan, for example, in this
same city over a half a century ago nearly made him President,
and but for Mark Hanna's fine Italian footwork would have done
so. There was no "cross-of-gold" note struck last night. Quite the
contrary.
Speaking of William Jennings Bryan, that is the man we were
repeatedly reminded of, at the convention hall last night.
Only it was the William Jennings Bryan of his declining years,
he still had his "silver tongue," but the young roaring lion had
lost his teeth, the fire of vigor and youth had gone; he was eloquent
because he couldn't be otherwise; but he not only failed to arouse
his listeners to that old-time enthusiasm, he failed to arouse HIM
SELF he even admitted at the close his heart was in the grave
of his shattered hopes and once inspiring ideals. It was very sad.
It was tragic. That "brown derby" symbol of sin and Tammany Hall
corruption had won!
The same tragic note last night
General MacArthur was saying
and what the delegates liked to hear. It might even be claimed that
he gave the kind of "keynote" a MAJORITY of the delegates
wanted and thoroughly enjoyed.
But from a PERSONAL standpoint there WAS definitely the
note of sadness of tragedy the
glories that were gone and never
As Bryan tried, but failed to do
General MacArthur to put into his voice and words, the fire and
the vigor of earlier and better days he-called on his reserves, but
they just were not there!
His voice quavered every now
pages of his manuscript into the left hand pile, his delicate hands '
the hands of an old artist--trembled.
There was no crowd to greet
there were few at the Stockyard
wave him goodbye when, only
he took a regular United Plane
rain.
A small band was there, however, and as the plane rose from
the soggy field there were a few
into the Air Force tune:
"OFF WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER!"
"Generals don't die, they just fade away!" R.W.R.
News, Gossip, Comment
. From Camp White
He was at the Milwaukee Home
for a period of years and then
went to Ft. Harrison, Montana
in 1940.
He came here with Manager
Paul A. Hatton in 1948 to start
the Camp White Domiciliary.
Dr. White thinks we are mak
ing substantial progress in ac
commodating the World War I
veterans. But he thinks there
will be something of job ahead
hospitalizing the more recent
victims of the ravages of war.
He is in the 60's for age and
has mastered the art of meeting
life as it comes and not going
out to try to change it. But he
does go out now and then with
his "rods and reels and traces"
for the fish he loves to catch.
' And he has lived in the west
long eough now to know where
to go and what to use to catch
the best fish.
Dr. and Mrs. White live on
the station and they have two
daughters living in the East.Hehere.
Thursday, JulT 10, 1952
POLITICALLY, was lacking.
the things he had said before
tragedy of the many years of
would return!
there was the obvious effort of
and then, when he passed the
the General when he arrived,
Inn, and practically no one to
a few minutes after his speech,
for New York and in a heavy
faint cheers and the band broke
was with the Rainbow Division
overseas in World War I.
Miss Grace Stuhr, chief nurse,
reports her 86-year-old father,
Otto Stuhr, is doing nicely at
Community hospital,. Medford,
where she brought him recently
from ' Berthole, N. Dak., their
former home.
Mrs. Edna Girard, chief dieti
tian, announced the appointment
of Ruth F. Martin as her assist
ant. She comes to Camp White
from Long Beach, Calif., and
will be in charce of kitchen
.
personnel and employee train-
ing.
nurse, has joined the staff of ; Tma" bos ra
nurses attached to the domicil- changed the PoU , Sen Taft
iary hospital facilities, it has owes J" heaviest debt of resent
been announced. : 5 men who took them
- Those clo3; to him report that
Chaplain Henry W. Anderson
has received and posted ac
knowledgements of expressions
of sympathy from Mrs. Frank
T.. Rhinehart and family, of
Sylva, N.C., their home. She per
sonally thanks the members and
staff for the treatment accorded
her husband while he was living '
Crosstown
"Young man, this brook was.
father, and I say it's NOT restricted for fishing!"
Matter of Fact
WHO KILLED COCK ROBIN?
Chicago If Sen. Robert A
Taft is beaten at this convention,
the man he must chiefly blame
is President Harry S. Truman
For the day when the Senators
carefully constructed band
wagon began to slow down was
the day when the President an
nounced he would not run again.
Truman s withdrawal was
such a mortal Wow to Taft for
two rather simple reasons. First
of all, with Truman out as the
Democratic candidate, the Ohio
Senator lost the ideal target for
the kind of no-holds-barred cam'
paigning that he practices. Sec
ond, and much more important,
it was really Truman's with
drawal which created the "Taft
can't-win" psychology.
IF YOU talk to many of the
delegates here assembled, you
discover a peculiar difference
between the Taft people and the
Eisenhower people. The Taft
people are mostly passionate
personal admirers of their man,
whose brand of Republicanism
thev regard as the only "real
Republicanism." The Eisenhow
er people, on the other hand, do
not waste breath on theological
discussions of "real Republican
ism." They talk about how the
Republicans can win the Novem
ber election.
Perhaps half the Eisenhower
people genuinely dislike Sen.
Taft's political viewpoint, record
and associations. This group act
ively desires a moderately pro
gressive Republican party purg
ed of isolationism and Me
Carthyism. But the other half of
the Eisenhower people would be
yelling for Sen. Taft this mm
ute, if thev thought, as one of
them remarked to these report
ers, that "Bob Taft had a tin
ker's chance in hell of getting to
the White House."
This great swing group did in
deed believe that Sen. Taft had
a chance of being elected while
they also believed that Presi
dent Truman would be the Dem
ocratic nominee. It may be re
membered that the public opin
ion polls taken prior to Tru
man's withdrawal showed the
Ohio Senator with a slight but
definite edge in trial heats
against Truman.
A
SINGLE opinion poll show
ing Sen. Taft with the slight
est edge over any of the other
potential Democratic nominees
would have been worth untold
gold to the Taft organizers here
in Chicago. Instead, the moment
Truman withdrew ,the test polls
invariably showed Sen. Taft
trailing far behind the men the
Democrats may n o m i n a t.e
Cruelly enough, the same polls
showed the Democrats trailing
far behind Gen. Eisenhower.
If it had not been for the
polls, a lot of people might
have shouted loud and long that
"Taft can't win." But with no
simple, seemingly solid evidence
to support their argument, the
argument never would have
overcome the inherent prefer
ence of the Republican profes
sionals for the Taft brand of Re
publicanism. Without the polls,
the "Taft-can't-win" charge
could have been shrugged off by
the Taftites.
TT MAY be against sound pub-
lie policy, and it probably is.
It may be. silly, and it probably
is. But the fact remains that the
polls gave substance, in .the
minds of great numbers of the
iiiiuuo va.
delegates
here assembled, to
the picture of Sen. Taft as an
election-loser. Next to President
HIS CClllJta U1I IX1C pUUt, CIA V. A
tremely fiery.
Anyone would be a fool to
forecast the outcome of this con
vention at this time. Perhaps
Sen. Taft will overcome the
"Taft-can't-win" psychology aft-
!er all. But anyone who has
soiuided the minds of the many
J delegates here, can easily fore-
By Roland Coe
named after my great-grand
By Joseph and
Stewart Alsop
see that if the Senator is nomin-
ated, he is going to have a lot
of trouble with the Republican
factions perhaps 25 per cent of
the total here that genuinely
and deeply fears isolationism,
McCarthy and excessive conser
vatism. By the same token, if
Gen. Eisenhower gets the nom
ination, he may have even
worse trouble with the truly re
ligious believers in Taft Repub
licanism, who perhaps comprise
as many as 40 per cent of the
delegate total.
TT IS very hard, at least for
these probably obtuse report
ers, to understand the funda
mentally theological approach
to politics of these right-wing
Republicans. For them, the Re
publican right-wingers, the or
dinary language of politics has
acquired a lot of queer new
meanings. Opponents of Sen.
Taft and backers of Gen. Eisen
hower are "Democrats," "con
cealed New Dealers," and "mil
lionaire Socialists." The Gener
al himself, whose political
speeches have been so marked
ly conservative, is none the less
a "leftist." In short, anyone who
is not for Sen. Taft should be
investigated by Sen. McCarran
And all if this means, in turn,
that even if the desire to win
the November election determ
ines the Republican choice, the
narty will have a very hard
time closing its ranks for a win
ning campaign.
Copyright, 1952,
New York Herald Tribune
Inc.)
New Apple Variety
Threat to Tradition
Geneva, N. Y. (U.R) Two
relatively new varieties of apple
are emerging as threats to tradi
tional types for use in proces
sing for canning and baby foods.
The apples, Monroe and Web
ster, are the result of countless
cross -breeding experiments con
ducted here at the New York
state agricultural experiment
station.
Monroe has the advantage of
being an unusually hardy type
and has compared favorably with
long-established varieties in pro
cessing tests.
A high-calibre processing var
iety and featured by its early
season, Webster is expected to
compete successfully with southern-grown
favorites. .
Court Records
DISTRICT COURT
George Wood Kurtz, overload. $52.
Jay Samuel Dykes, improper lights.
$6.
Gerald Wesley Mays, overheignt, $
Paul Roy Chandler. 407 DeBarr av
enue, Medford, drunk in a public
place. $15.
uene Kay Kentro, Butte rails star
route. Eagle Point, drunk on a public
highway, $30.
Rex Goble, overload, $30.
POLICE COURT
Louis E. Thornton, parked in re
stricted zone, $5.
Arlene . Coral Vanbedder, " void li
cense tabs, $5.
John Stewart Day, violation of basic
rule, $10 bail.
Gertrude F. Riggs, parked on wrong
side of street, $2.50.
Harvey Skyler ' Bell, violation of
basic rule, $10 bail.
. ' - -
"You see, Hargrave they don't ALL fall for a uniform. I invited her to
have Jergensen't Homogenized Miilti-Yitamia, Multi-Mineral Milk with mel"
In the Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
AS AN IKE MAN, I want to
express my admiration for
General MacArthur, who is a
Taft man. I thought his key
note speech was impartial and
uncolored.
In his indictment of New
Deal and Fair Deal domestic
policies, he spoke as a believer
in the philosophies of the
Founding Fathers. When he
dealt with our foreign policies
(one simply has to use the plur
al, for in recent years we've
had every kind of foreign pol
icy except one that gains for
us the respect and admiration
of the world) he spoke as a
great American who has suf
fered deeply because of the lack
of a wise and firm attitude on
the part of our government in
its relations with the rest of the
world.
It seemed to me that he knew
what he was talking about, that
he spoke with deep sincerity and
conviction and that he WROTE
THE SPEECH HIMSELF.
T ISTENING
peared to
TO HIM, it ap
me that he had
no motive other than arousing
his fellow citizens to the gravity
of their situation and their need
for better, sounder leadership.
This is what a "keynote"
speaker at a political conven
tion is for.
A.
WORD IS in order here
about Ike's victory Monday
afternoon. Here is what hap
pened: The convention itself decided
(on an appeal to the floor) that
68 of the 93 contested delegates,
most of them Taft men, can not
vote on seating contests until
their own contests are decided.
In effect, that action forbade
a CONTESTED delegate to vote
for himself or for any other con
tested delegate until his own
status has been decided.
This is the point:
The action that was taken was
OPPOSED by the Taft forces.
It was FAVORED by the Eisen
hower people. The Eisenhower
contention was upheld by 54
MORE THAN A MAJORITY of
all the delegates.
It amounted to what is term
ed a TEST vote. Such votes
come often in congress on min
or amendments to important
bills. These minor amendments
may not in themselves be of
great importance, but the way
the members divide on them is
apt to forecast the way the vot
ing will go on the bill when it
reaches the point of final ac
tion.
So far, the Taft forces have
held control of the important
committees, including the com
mittees that pass on delegate
contests, but Monday's vote in
dicates that in the pinches they
can't control the convention
itself.
Therein lies the significance
of the vote.
TT HAS BEEN known all along
A that Senator Taft, who start
ed earlv. would come into the
convention with ' more pledged
delegates than General Eisen
hower, who started late. But
at no time has Senator Taft's
Dledsed and nailed-down total
of delegates approached the 604
necessarv to nominate no the
first ballot. There has been a
twilight zone of delegates who
might go either way. Mr. Taft,
hoping to appeal to the more or
less universal desire to be on the
winning side, has adopted an
attitude of complete confidence
with the idea of pulling these
band-wagon people over to his
side.
The Ike forces, also aware of
this fundamental urge to back
a winner, have stressed the con
tention that General Eisenhower
will be a far more certain win
ner next November, hoping that
when the last chips go down
the desire to name a winner in
November will pull enough wob
bly delegates over to their side
to bring their total of votes up
or past the 604 needed to nom
inate.
Monday's test vote indicates
that COULD happen, lhat is
why it was significant.
The total value of all motor
vehicles produced since the turn
of the century is estimated at al
most $90 billion.
Democrats Generally
Unimpressed by GOP
National Convention
Washington (U.R) Presi
dent Truman can't resist taking
a crack at his "favorite" Re
publican presidential candidate.
Mr. Truman cancelled his
weekly news conference Thurs
day because most capital re
porters are in Chicago covering
the GOP National convention.
White House Press Secretary Jo
seph Short said the President
had "nothing in particular to re
port" anyway.
But when Mr. Truman met
Secretary of State Dean Ache
son at National Airport Wednes
day night upon his return from
a tour of Europe and South
America, reporters asked him
what he thought of the Republi
can show.
Truman "Worried"
"I'm worried," the President
said with mock seriousness. "It
looks like my candidate is going
to get beat."
Mr. Truman has said many
times that Sen. Robert A. Taft
is his "favorite" candidate for
the GOP presidential nomina
tion, meaning he thinks the
Ohioan would be the easiest Re
publican to defeat in November.
The President appeared in a
jocular mood, but lost a bit of
his good humor when asked
what he though of a statement
by Sen. Joseph R. McCarthy (R
Wis.), about the "Truman-Ache-son-Lattimore"
party.
Doubts Truth
"I don't know anything about
it," Mr. Truman replied, "but
On The Side
(Distributed by King
Ah, how the colder pulse sUU
starts
To think of that one hour sublime
We hugged heaven down into our
hearts
' And clutched eternity in time!
When love's dear eyes first look
ed into ours.
When love's dear brows were
strange to frowns,
When all the stars were burning
flowers.
That we might pluck and wear
for crowns.
Alice Cary.
The Soviet Russian govern
ment has in its possession a num
ber of American films acquired
in the loot of Berlin at the end
of the last war. Many of these
films are currently being shown
in theaters throughout Russia
The United States Embassy has
tried to collect rentals for these
pictures for the legal owners
in this country. The Russians
reiuse to pay. Incidentally, the
most popular United States pro
duced film now being shown
in Russia is Tarzan, starring
Johnny Weissmuller.
Please Note
A widower of San Francisco
informs me he was left with
four children, their ages rang
ing from 2 to 10. He engaged
a woman to handle the house
work and care for the kiddies.
Her pay was $200 a month plus
meals. She worked only eight
hours a day, five days a week
So the widower has to take care
of his youngsters every night
and do all the cooking, etc., two
days a week. He says what work
the housekeeper does is not very
well done. This gives you an
idea of what the work a moth
er of four children does is worth
from a financial angle. It also
shows why widowers with small
children are always so anxious
to get married again.
Colors
Horse racing is the British na
tional sport. That's why the
Queen maintains a racing . sta
ble. Her Majesty's colors are
most impressive. They are: Pur
ple, gold braid, scarlet sleeves,
black velvet cap and gold fringe.
My favorite racing colors are C.
V. Whitney's: light blue, brown
cap. Do you claim to be an ob
servant turf fan? Then tell me
quick as a flash and a half what
are the colors of the following
stables: Calumet Farm", King
Ranch and John D. Hertz?
Culinary Criminal
So far I have been unable to
ascertain what man originated
the idea of putting a poached
egg on corned beef hash. I want
to put this man's picture in my
personal rogue's gallery right
next lo the man who originated
the one man bus. However, I
have come upon a clue. The per
petrator of the aforementioned
culinary crime may have been
Dutch. I note an account of a
dinner in Amsterdam in which
Chapel Mortuary
Across from the Courthouse
Frank Morgan -
FUNERAL
Phone
if McCarthy did it, it's a damned
lie and you can be sure of
that."
Democratic presidential can
didates continued scoffing re
marks at the Republicans.
Sen. Robert S. Kerr told news
men in Burlington, Vt., that the
GOP convention is a "homicid
al debacle a wonderful show
for the Democrats."
Deride Keynote
Kerr predicted there will be
fights at the Democratic Conven
tion, but nothing like the ones
going on in Chicago. He joined
Sen. Estes Kefauver and Aver
el Harriman in deriding Gen.
Douglas- MacArthur's keynote
speech, saying that MacArthur
had "faded away a long time ago
and efforts to resurrect him were
a dismal failure."
Kefauver, meeting with Dem
ocratic delegates in Springfield,
111., agreed that the Democrats
will avoid battles like those
which have embittered the GOP
convention.
The Tennesseean also said he
does not consider Gov. Adlai
E. Stevenson of Illinois an op
ponent in the presidential race.
He noted that Stevenson has said
many times he is not a candi
date, and "I assume he is not."
Harriman returned here Wed
nesday from delegate-wooing
trips to Indianapolis and Charl
eston, W. Va. His only comment
was that he was not displeased
with the reaction to his campaign.
By E. V. Durling
Features Syndicate. Inc.)
the featured dish was "escallop
of veal with a fried egg on top."
Anybody who would put a fried
egg on veal would not hesitate
to put a poached egg on corned
beef hash.
Among the Married
A married career woman is
greatly inclined to fall in love
with her boss. This, in fact, is
one of the greatest dangers of
having a wife who is a business
woman. If she doesn't actually
fall in love with her boss she is
inclined to have an intense ad
miration for him and her hus
band often suffers by compari
son. That's what Prof. Ferdy
nand Zweig maintains. The good
professor has been doing some
research on married career wom
en. .1 am inclined to disagree
with him. Our Horses & Wom
en experts checked on this situ
ation long ago and found very
few married women fall in love
with the boss. In fact, the situ
ation is a rarity. However, I re
gret to state that in the course
of their investigation, our Horses
& Women experts found that
married career women do quite
a little flirting with fellow work
ers in offices. Especially with
bachelors. This situation bachelo
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that the souls of the dead re
treated into beans. Centuries
later, the Romans burned beans
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