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KYJC 1230 kc
00 Fun Factory'
15 Fun Factory
30 Chet Huntley
45 "On Stage, Everyone"
KMED 1440 kc
KW1N 1400 kc
Weeks & Orr News
H. V. Kaltenborn
Voice of rireitone
Voice of flreitone
00 Sports Parade
,S Elmer Davis
:30 Drivo-ln Quiz
A 5 Ted Ma lone
:00 Lone Ranger
:15 Lone Ranger
:30 Henry J. Taylor
45 atewan uraig-
AA TVi ni ar Hnnri1
:15 The Big Hand
:30 Fine Arts Quartet
:45 Fine Arts Quartet
00 Paul Whiteman Club
:1S Paul Whiteman Club1
:30 on me luwn
:45 "On the Town'
Snorts Roundup
KMED Commentary
Cisco Kid
Cisco Kid
Communist For FBI
Communist For FBI
Hob't Montgomery
Dangerous Assignment
One Man's Family
News of the World
Railroad Hour
Railroad Hour-
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball;
"World Concert Hall
World Concert Hall
Musical Mailbox
Musical Maupox
'Mnalfal Mod hrir
Musical Mailbox
Valley News
Lean Back & Listen
Telephone Hour
Telephone Hour
Men Behind Melody
Men Behind Melody
:00 Hank Weaver-News
:15 It's Your Business'
:30 The CIO and You"
;45Your Heritage
:00 "Laura
15 "Laura"
Richfield Reporter
Heidelberg Harmonalres
Music You Want
Music Be News-
News'
Frost'Warn.: Ballinger
Spotlight on U.N.'
Roht. Montgomery
The Three Suns
Major Lively'
Dan Malloy
John w. vanaercooK-
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11:00 Sign Off
i45 Platter Party
Melodies That Endure
Melodies That Endure
Ciro s Tonight
ciro s & wews-
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Inhn T Plvnn
Tom Merriman
Organ Portraits
Between The Lines
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RADIO PROGRAMS TU ESDAY
.00 Yawn Patrol
15 Yawn Patrol
:30 Lucky U Ranch
;4j Lucky U Ranch
:15 Martin Agronsky
:30 Bob Garred
:45 Concert and Sports
00 Breakfast Club'
:15 Breakfast Club
:30 Breakfast Club
; 4 5 Breaklast uiud'
Monkey Shines
Down to Earth
Barnes Newi
Rural Party Line
Clockwatcher
Clockwatcher
Music At News
On The Side y t. v. Dotting
(Dlitributad by KiRf Faaturaa tvndltaU, Inc.)
people say Jafce If even more i she Is now living In comfort In a highly cynical vein of humor. In is the menu card of Charlie's
brilliant than the picturesque flat in Munich.
Los Angeles barrister, Jerry Get It Right
Mini Gerard, blonde chan-
teuse and currently one of the
darlings of Paris, can sing in
sixteen languages, including Chi
nese. "I also know the language
of the eyes," says Mini, I hope
some enterprising Manhattan
night club maestro engages Mini.
I would like to hear her sing
the chorus of "Won't You Come
and Play With Me?" in sixteen
languages. It should be especial
ly interesting when sung In Chi
nese or perhaps inasmuch as
Mini is proud of her knu'vledge
of the language of the eyes she
should sing "I Just Can't Make
My Eyes Behave." Then she
could use all the languages she
knows.
Horses b Women
Now I am in a spot. My mem
bership in the Husbands Protec
tive Association is endangered.
My loyalty is being put to a se
vere test. To hand is a communi
cation signed by five young ma-
even go so far as to state I am
'a wonderful guy." They ex
press a fervent hope the Dodgers
...in ...! i m... I vuuiiie ui
'"'..VIIiKrrr' hi.' ! lows what the weight is of Brit-
aaj uufi 1 '-"'V 4 " " " k ,
remarkable animal." And then
2-4000
2-4000
Music of Manhattan
Ortho Garden Guide
Get Up & Go
Get Up & Go
Cal Tinney
News
TOO Victor H. Lindlahr
:15 Chet Hunuey
:30 Break the Bank
;45 Break the Bank
:00 Jack Berch Show
:15 Big "Y" Relay Quls
:30 My True story -:45
My True Story
"F rlcndshlp Circle
Neighbor Lady
Mid-Morning News
Breakfast In Phoenix
Breakfast In Phoenix
Haven of Rest (MBS)
Haven of Rest (MBS)
.fin 17KI t-irl no fitriteta
1:15 Trading Post
:30 Againsi me niorrci
:45 Paul Harvey'
:00 Weather Report
.is rrnn Finn nrm Ntttum
':30 Weather and Markets
:45 Your country Ageni
:00 Bulletin Board
. 1 at D-MMW rtnnn
30 "Scramble Gambia"
:45 waltz Time
:00 Lone Journey
15 When a Girl Marries-
30 Mnrv Mnrlln
:45 Evelyn Winters
Festival of Waltzes
Tex Beneke Show
Rtrika It Rich
Strike It Rich
ews 6t Reviews
Dr. Crane
Swap A Sell
One Night Stand
Morning Special
Morning Devotions
Paula Stone Show
Be tte rB uy s
"Freezin' Fun
Music Box
News
1400 Coral
News tt Weather
Road of Life
Pepper Young
Right to Happiness
Shop On Main St.
Shop On Main St.
Musical Appetizer
Musical Appetizer
15 Strictly for the Ladles
45 Strictly for the Ladles
Backstage Wife
Stella Dallas
Young Wldde Brown
Woman In My House
Just Plain Bill'
Front Page Farrel
Life Can Be Beautiful
News
Welcome Travelers
Welcome Travelera
Dr. Paul
Dial Dave Garroway
News
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No Soap Music
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No Soap Music
No Soap Music
No Sonp Music
No Soap Music
"No Soap Music
Stars for Defense
Liberty Jamboree
News
00 Mary M McBride
:15 Mfiry m. ivi c urine -43
131 Jon & Sparkle
5Ma rk JTr a U
00 Space Cadet
15 Space Cadet
30 Chet Huntley
45 "Y" Club Revue
Doctor's Wife
Vincent Lopez
County Ext. Agent
Singing Americans
,00 Sports Parade
15 Elmer Davis
30 Drive-In Qui
45 Ted Ma lone"
Weeks & Orr News
What Are You Doing
Kiddle Hit Parade
i Eljner Peterson
Snorts RnundtiD
KMED Commentary
Fibber McGee & Molly'
Fibber McGee tt Molly'
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball
Baseball"
Baseball
00 Silver Eagle
15 Silver Eagle
30 Newsstand Theatre
45 Newsstand Theatre
Eddie Cantor Show
FHdle Cantor Show
Rob't Montgomery
Man Called "X"'
:00 Escape With Me
;15 Escape With Me
:30 "On the Town"
;45 "On the Town1'
One Man's Family
News of the World
Cavalcade of America
Cavalcade of America
:00 Town Meeting of Air
:15 Town Meeting of Air
:30 Town Meeting of Air
:4f. Erwin D. Canham
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
B. Craig, Conf. Invest.
B. Craig, Conf. Invest.
:00 News
:15 Dream Harbor
:30 United or Nott
A 5 :U nltcd or Not?
:00 "Laurn"
:15 "Laura"
:30 Platter Party
45 Platter Party
Richfield Reporter
Novatlme Trio
Music You Want
Music At News
Lyn Murray Show
Lyn Murray Show
Musical Mailbox
Musical Mailbox
"Musical Mailbox
Musical Mailbox
Valley News
Lean Back & Listen
News
Frost Warn. Organ
Spotlight On U.N.'
YquNever Know
Concert Miniature
Major Lively
Dan Malloy
John W. Vandercook
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10
11 :00 Sign Off
Melodies That Endure
Melodies That Endure
Clro's Tonight"
Clro's & News
"Sign-Off
ABC
NBC-
John T. Flynn
Tom Merriman
Organ Portraits
Between The Lines
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Your Health and Its Care
I, OR. WILLIAM MADY. M.D.
Kudin iktiiM aMraaa Inautrlai rat William IraaV,
MS D Camilla, tavarly Hill. Cil.
THE DOCTOR JUST STRINGS HIM ALONG
111
Dr. Brad?
A man aged 87 says his doctor
told him he had a heart murmur.
Ho uiod to go to church reg
ularly and do
what ever in
reason he
wanted to, but
since the doc
tor told him
about the heart
murmur he has
a fixed idea
thnt he is In
bad shape.
So far It
ee mi sane
enough, but what follows makes
me wonder whether the man is
pulling my leg or whether he is
a victim of Iatrogenic heart dis
ease you know, if you're a
regular render of this column,
that Is heart trouble engendered
by the doctor.
If the doctor told the man he
(the doctor) detected a "mur
mur" when he listened to the
heart, and gave no opinion as to
the significance or insignifi
cance of the "murmur," I'd ad
vise the man to have no further
truck with the charlatan.
To say a person has "mur
mur" a humming or blowing
sound heard in addition to or in
place of one of the normal heart
sounds is not a dlognosls. In
effect it is Just a way to evade
responsibility to the patient or
the patient's family.
I hope every victim of this
wretched trick will take this
statement of mine to the doctor
who fold him the "murmur" and
ask him to explain himself. If
not thnt, then I hope the victim
will light his lantern and go out
and search for an honest doctor.
The doctor who tells a pa
tient the patient has a "mur
mur" and doesn't tell the patient
what It means Is on the some
low level ns the doctor who dis
misses a patient with assurance
that the illnpss or Indisposition
is "Just a cold."
It is easy for me to say that
the doctor should be honest
enough to say: "I don't know yet
what your trouble is. I'll have to
study your case or observe de
velopments In order to make a
diagnosis."
But I don't know whether I'd
dare to be as frank as that in
practice. I tried it when I was
young and innocent and my pa
tients lost no time changing doc
tors. They wanted a doctor who
pronounced the trouble a "mur
mur" or "a bad cold" right off
the bat.
Seriously, when It comes to
the question of heart trouble, it
is downright cruel to inflict on
a patient the Idea thnt he is "in
bad shape" just because the doc
tor heard or imagines he heard
a "murmur."
This man closes his doleful
letter by saying:
"I have never been to a doc
tor since I'm afraid of what
he may tell mo."
Is thnt sensible? If the man
doesn't go to a doctor he will go
on nursing his "murmur" Indefi
nitely. On the other hand, if he
consults a doctor there is at least
a fair chance he will learn thnt
there's nothing the mntter, after
all. In. some instances, notwith
standing the old saying, no news
is not good news.
Shakespeare Group
Takes First Steps
Toward New Seats
Ashland The first step to
ward completely new seating fa
cilities in the Shakespearean fes
tival theater In Ashland was
taken Saturday afternoon, when
lumber donated by John Cotton,
past president of the association,
was moved into the festival
grounds.
Ralph Burgess, a member of
the festival's building commit
tee, said that work on the new
seats would start immediately.
Four hundred two-seat benches
will be constructed for use in
the outdoor theater this year,
Burgess said, giving ' patrons
more comfortable seats and in
creasing seating capacity at the
same time. Most of the seats will
go into the reserved section and
the others will be used for over
flow crowds.
The new seat was designed
and built by Burgess and Dr. B.
A. Cope, and approved by the
board of directors last winter,
after the board found it impos
sible to buy practical and com
fortable scats for the theater. It
is understood that the new
benches will be assembled on
the grounds by members of the
Ashland Rotary club and other
volunteer helpers after the
pieces have been cut.
Seating has always been a ma
jor problem at the festival, and
while board members are confi
dent that the new facilities will
help a great deal, they aren't
certain that the problem has
been completely solved. The
closing performance of the fes
tival in 1051 played to 850 per
sons and a large number were
turned away. With a program of
very popular plays and the new
music program this year, the
board again expects overflow
houses.
The Prayer Book Cross In San
Francisco's Golden Gate Park,
erected In 1894, commemorates
the first religious service in the
English lnnguage on the Pacific
Coast, held by Sir Francis Drake
in 1579.
WEATHER
By United Prats
North California: Fair Mon
day and Tuesday but few show
ers and snow flurries in moun-
tnins.
,wear etecUorThe y JSE 1 ' 1
Giesler. If Jake ever opposes
Jerrv in a case that will be a
I real legal "gigantic."
Asking
fact, Rosenfield was very cyni-
cal and sophisticated fellow ana
can forget about women for a
I minute, please have them advise
i a couple of argumentative fel-
ain s leading jockey, Gordon
they add the following P. S.: 'H i, t .3.. h .m.
hnn- WnM ni.i113 Pounds. Just about the same
Eddie, honey: Would you please
stop telling husbands they
shouldn't help with the house
work? We've just got ours house
broken." Song Is Born
It is extremely Interesting to
not the unusual number of song
ideas inspired by passing re
marks. Lee Dempsey, of Los An
geles, is a former umpire. His
wife Evelyn is a songwriter. At
a party Lee was asked by a
baseball enthusiast if after mak
ing a bad decision he ever tried
to even it up by giving the suf
ferers a break on another de
cision. "Never," said Lee. "Two
wrongs don't make a right." Mrs.
Dempsey cried out: "That's an
idea for a song title." So in col
laboration with Sammy Kahn
she wrote a song titled "Two
Wrongs Don't Make a Right."
The song, recently launched, is
doing fine.
Unusual legislation
If a Californian lives on a
street used for public transpor
tation, i.e. bus. or street car, he
can legally compel the vehicles
to stop for him in front of his
house instead of having to go to
tne trouble of walking to the
corner. That's what Dick Hyland,
student of , unusual legislation,
claims. So, if you are a Cali
fornian situated like that, try to
get the bus or street car to stop
in ironi oi your nouse, and see
what happens. Then if it doesn't
stop, consult your lawyer. If
your lawyer says the vehicle
docs not have to stop according
to law, men you tell Dick Hy
land I said he owes you a stogie.
Patting By
Jake Ehrlich. Brilliant leeal
light from San Francisco. Some
as Eddie Arcaro. Q. What be
came of Frau Herman Goering?
Is it a fact she has been put to
work on helping clean up rub
bish piles made by wartime
bombers? A. Frau Goering was
for a period made to do the type
of work you mention. However,
Note the origin of the term his sentimental songs were writ-
"Tin Pan Alley" credited to "an i ten with tongue in the cheek,
obscure newspaperman." T h e His chief diversions were horses,
originator was Monroe H. Rosen-; women and poker.
Menu Card!
Since mentioning the unusual
size of the menu cards of Van's
restaurant in Seattle I have re
ceived a number of cards from
other restaurants. The most
beautiful and impressive of these
known men on Broadway. He
was a critic of popular songs for
a New York newspaper. Ran a
column of song reviews. How
ever, that was just a side issue.
He was a prolific composer. He
wrote hundreds of songs, among
them "Johnny Ge Your Gun,"
"While Strolling Through the
Park One Day," "She Was Hap
py Till She Met You," "Take
Back Your G o 1 d," and "Her
Golden Hair Was Hanging Down
Her Back." The last named was
a satirical song touched with a
MOO-O-OS
and MUSINGS
We just heard about a
man over on East Main
who went crazy yesterday
trying to set his sun dial
one hour ahead.
What's more, Al Brad
ford who is for longer hair
and shorter working con
ditions, informs us that all
barbers are now on day
light shaving time.
Little Daisy
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QUESTION A ANSWERS
Food for nianetlrs
Are there any hooks or namnhlet
on preparation of food for diabetics?
My nuxnanri nas recently learned ne
has diabetes and t don't know thr
first thing about dirt . . (Mrs. B C, )
Answer GOOD FOOD FOR DIA
BETIC'S, bv Elennor Reood Sicel. pub.
lished by Harper & Bro . fa .V), is ex
cellent, Pest down to rnrth guide boo'
for dtahetln Is A HOOK FOR US
DIARF.TICS, by Don H Ouffte. M D
publijihed by the author. Centra"
Lake. Mich. 3 35 For the millions of
potential dtahrttr) (inherited ten
dency) there l the booklet TRAIN
INO FOR DIABETES by the old geek
who conducts this column for a copy
snd 2Sc and stamped, self -addressed
envelope.
flattrlc Bloated Feeling
Hsv you a pamphlet for th per
son who is rIwmv complaining of I
fustrir bloated feeling? L M.t
Answer Send stamped. self-addre
ed envelope and ak in writing (clip
ping will not suffice for pumphtr
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Among the poison dugn vou men
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In this el nre called barbiturate
Others ar phenobarhital. amvta
neonal. Seconal, dial, a hi rate, ipral
pentnthal veronal, medlnal. luminal
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Cafe Exceptional in Minneapolis.
Charlie really seems to have an
exceptional cafe. I am certainly
going to dine tnere the next time
I am in Minneapolis.
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