SIX MEDFOHD (OHEGOW) MAIL TRIBTJWZ
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Whisper to me tweet and low.
Tell me bow 70a tit and weave
Dreamt about me, thonfh 1 know
It is only make believe
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Note it stated that over two
hundred young men under 30
have become millionaires in the
United States since .the end of
"World War II. That claim I
doubt. Still several young fel
lows have proved it is still pos
sible to become a millionaire in
a brief period. As for example,
Hal Zimmerman, who began his
career selling watches by mail.
He now has one of the largest
mail order outfits in this coun
try. That mail order field has
great possibilities. I advise young
fellows to check on it
Sidelights
How many earrings has your
wife lost lately? Does she know
there is on the market something
called an "earring guard" that
prevents such losses? . . . Smok
ers who inhale absorb 10 times
as much nicotine as those who
don't.
Among the Married
Recently wives who are iderv
tical twins sued their husbands
for divorce on identical grounds.
They said their husbands
"yelled" at them. Divorces were
granted. Do you ever yell at your
loving wife, mister? Better be
careful. That is, unless she yells
back. Then it is all right. Gives
you both a chance to let off
ateam. Is an emotional release
Incidentally, the claim that a
soft answer turneth away wrath
doesn't always work with a wife.
A soft answer seems to increase
the anger of many wives. Ave
rage woman likes a man who
will fight back.
Get It Right
I said the official song of the
New Orleans Mardi Gras was
titled "If I Ever Cease to Love."
A Crescent City subscriber, de
manding a stogie, states it ii "If
Ever I Cease to Love," and he
quotes one line as follows: "May
all dogs wag their tails in front
if ever I cease to love."
. Briefly
"It was Renee Odoree who
played Charmaine in the original
film version of 'What Price
Glory,'" says a San Franciscan.
Renee Odoree played a somewhat
similar part in "The Big Pa
rade." Dolores Del Rio was the
original film Charmaine. . . . Add
members My Name Is a Poem
Club: Anita Civita, Pleasanl ville,
N. Y. . . . The law in Argentina
is that a dismissed employe must
be paid a month's wages for
every year of service.
Mules St Man
The preference of many young
women for middle-aged men as
husbands continues. It has been
cynically observed that this is be
cause men of that age can offer
a girl more security than the
young fellows. Also because they
are more "appreciative" of the
affection bestowed upon them by
a younger woman. However some
young women deny security has
anything to do with it. To this
argument Joan Crawford re
cently added the following obser
vation: "The young lover is an
amateur. Till a woman is 30 and
her husband is at least 35, it is
strictly high school stuff."
Asking
Queries from clients. Q You
say Lee Ma gee, whose real name
was Leopold Hoernschmeyer,
was "a major league infielder."
He was an outfielder. Stogie,
please. A The stogie is on you,
mister. Lee Magee was an in
fielder. You are thinking of an
other fellow, Sherwood Magee,
was was an outfielder.
Trackless Trolleys
Any trackless trolleys in your
town? How do you like them.
Last year 7,000 trackless trolleys
earned $7,000,000 for city transit
systems. During the same period
58,000 buses showed a net loss
of $2,000,000. So I am reliably
informed.
Great Play
The greatest war play I ever
saw was "Journey's End." At a
film it wasn't much. That, in my
view, was because exterior scenes
were shown. On the stage all the
scenes took place in a trench.
The power in the piece was in
the fact that those in the audi
ence had a chance to give their
imagination full play. They felt
as if they were in that trench too.
That was a psychological angle
that escaped the producers of the
film.
Young Mothers
The observations young moth
ers make as to their offspring,
especially when same is a first
child, . are most interesting. A
Chelsea, Mass., subscriber says
her three months old daughter
blows her nose. That when she.
the mother, holds the handker
chief to her infant's nose the
child blows it. Is this unusual?"
asks the proud mokher.
Blind Man Works
To Build Own House
Oakville, Conn. UJ9 Car-!
men Ezzo is gratified when '
friends tell him that the house
he's building by himself is good
looking. Ezzo will never see it
himself. He is blind.
Two years ago, he undertook '
the Job, despite protests by neigh
bors that he was "crazy." They
asked, "How can he hit a nail? ;
How can he saw a straight line?" ;
Ezzo, who is about 50, soon
proved that he could comren-i
sate for lack of sight Having had !
experience as a carpenter. !
plumber and electrician before!
his eyes gave out six years ago, j
he has done nearly all of the '
work on the two-story, eight
room structure himself. !
Friends helped dig the base-'
ment and lay the attic floor but
"everything else I've done
alone," Ezzo said. "The frame,
roof, siding, upstairs windows,
partitions and shingling . . .
everything is my work."
The Grange
Plan Program
An entertaining Easter pro
gram, complete with the appear
ance of both Peter Cottontail
and the Chocolate Rabbit, is
being planned for the meeting of
Griffin Creek Grange Thursday,
April 10. The program will fol
low the anniversary dinner at
6:30 p.m. for Grangers and
friends.
In addition, recitations and
songs will be on the program,
a reading of the Easter story
will be followed by a panto
mime, "Rock of Ages.
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