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PAGE TWELVE ' MEDFORDm&TRIBUNE "Zwwrroif la Booth fro Orgo Haad tb UaU Trll.unV DaJly Ext-tp. Saturday. Publtihti by MEDFURD PRINTINO CO. II-ST3 No. Fir BL Phona It ROBERT W RUIIU Editor. ERNEST R- OIUSTHAP. Uanagcr. An Ind.. pan dan l Nawapapar. farad m aaond-elaa matiar at Mad ford. Oregon, under Act of March I, 1171 SUBSCRIPTION RATES By Mall In Advanca: Dally and Sunday ona yaar 14.00 Dally and Sunday all months... 1.40 Dally and Sunday three months. 1.00 Dally and Sunday on month Tl By Carrier In Advance Medford. Aah land. Central Point. Jacksonville, Oold HMI. Rocita River. Phoanlx. Talent, and on motor routaii Dally and Sunday one yaar It. 00 , Dally and Sunday on month Tft ' All tar ma cash In ad vane. Of fl Hal Papn of the City of Hedfnrd Official Paper of Jarkeoo County MEM HER OF THR AUSOC'I ATKD PRESS Kerelvlng Pall U4Md Wire Swilr. Th Aeeociated Praaa la aiclualvaly an titled to tha om for publication of all saws dlapatchaa credited to It or other wise credited to thla paper, and aleo to tha local news published hereto. All rlfhts for publication of special 41 epa tehee herein are alao reserved. MUM BE R OF UNITED PRESS MEMBER OF AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS National AdtertUIng KeprwenUthea WEST BOLLIOAV COMPANY. ISC. Offices la New Tork. Chi oar. Detroit. San Franoleco. Los Ant elee, 8n til. Portland. St Lou la. Atlanta. Vancouver. IrAliodatiJ blisier. Ye Smudge Pot ' By Arthur Perry. -A University of Oregon professor asked hit class If they knew the alt of the national debt. None did. Neither did the professor, (baugnter.i Nothlnn like that happens In the hurly-burly practical world. Speakers la need of awe-inspiring iigurea, make them up out of their own heads aa they go along, and then proceed to denounce them. ... According to widespread reports. there will be a football game here tmlfht. and when It la over, It won't be the home-guards who feel like Ozechoslovskla. "I must have help as I cannot get my mind off her and on to my books. L. B. J." (Love Agony col umn Ohloo (Calif.) Enterprise) Woe of a Romeo. Democrat are busy working for party success at the polls. The per spiration Is not streaming, and at times they seem to be taking no In terest In their work. 1 . P. Luy, the Antelope cowhand sports a whipcord tailored shirt This I quite a stylish Jump from the calfskin vest that formerly re pelled pneumonia, and the winds of winter. The next thing this vaquero will be calling hie horse a "mount." The co-opera tlvely fsttened Grtffln Ork. Orange hog Is now saussge, and will be served next Thurs. eve. with waffles. The menfolks did the fat tening and the executing, and a good Job they did too. Nevertheless, they will have to stay out of the kitchen while they are cooking, any the womenfolks. .. . HEROIC PININO (Eugene News) "Pilling one whole comer of this suit case was a huge cucum ber which my brother-in-law bad sent as a challenge to my husband. A sort of 'dare you to raise a bigger one.' We ate It for breakfast slong with the wed ding cske. Cucumbers have their momenta, but breakfast Is not one of them. In any cue, they ahould never be served with wedding cske." (Olive Barber's Column.) . WPA tnvestlgstore discover Oregon has the same climate as Monte Osrlo, site of the world's largest gambling hell. Optimists hold there Is some comfort In being "broke." If you have plennant weather for It. Farmers are again praying for rain. They need something aa potent as the opening day of the aban doned county fair to produce a sod sosklng precipitation. ... '1 am sorry that soms who will vote for the measure cannot read this. O. W. R. "Oakland. October 17." (Oaklsnd (Osllf.) Tribune) The meanest Jnb. ... THE HIIIKD MAN "No better fsrm-hsnd could be found Each msn agreed, and kept him long; Ha waa not one to look around Por easy work, and hs was strong. No one hsd need to come and call When light was dim along the east. Poc he was up from Spring to Pall And he waa kind to man and beaut. His appetite was not too grrst: Hs never drank a drop nor awore; Ha talked of cropa and watched his plats. And hurried out again to chore. Hs stopped with friends the other day. Por dinner, stout of back and arm. Proud that the manager would say, The best hsnd at the County Farm I" ( Poetry. ) l ard 1Mb of Ink ROCKY MOUNTAIN NATIONAL PARK, Colo. (AP) Tourlsta who croaaed Fall River psss this summer uaed 1V quert of Ink and wore out 38 pen points In registering at the past museum. Raymond drew, park naturalist, said 33,5.19 persons signed the museum register, but thst they were only about one-fifth of the per sons who visited the place. lit UHi TflUuM Want Ada. Your Help Is Needed 'T'HB drive for Community Chest funds here has figuratively "bogged down" on the home stretch. Chest officials are alarmed for, unless a new impetus be given to. the campaign, the essential, smooth-working programs of the six participating agencies will be seriously impaired. ' 4 ' They are putting the facts squnrely np to citizens of Medford and Jackson county in the hope that those who have not already contributed, and those who can afford to, in a more generous degree, will put their shoulders to the wheel . and put this worthy project over, as it mast be put over, if some of our deserving citizens are not to suffer. Twenty thousand dollars was the quota set for the ensuing year. In the judgment of conservative Medford business men who prepared the chest budget, this sum was deemed the necessary minimum for the continuation of the chest program. At the present time subscriptions total only $15,600. IT IS NOT ENOUGH I see "THOSE who haTe made a study of Medford ' Community Chest financial set-up and the problems of individual, par ticipating agencies, frankly admit that the present program may be oontinucd however on a restricted basis if the $18,000 mark can be reached. This would require a pro-rata cut in the budgets of all participating organizations, with corresponding curtailment of the valuable work of each. So there are the cards face up on the table! A minimum of $2400 MUST be secured at once. Here is an inescapable COMMUNITY OBLIGATION. No person who can afford to contribute should "be content in taking a FREE RIDE on the other fellow's generosity." PACH of the chest's member agencies is performing distinct services in the field of family welfare and health, and in the important work of advancing the cause of Youth. As pointed out in this column before, the activities of these agen cies are essentially OURS ; the federal government can not and will NOT assume them. This fact was stressed by President Roosevelt in his recent nation-wide radio broadcast which formally opened the 1938 Mobilization for Human Needs. The chief executive pointed out that the government has accepted increased responsibility for social welfare, but insisted the need for private charitable cooperation "is just as great as before, because government help was intended to improve the old conditions and if local help and private help decrease today, we will nullify the improvement and return to just where we were before." That's true in Medford. Medford generosity has never failed before! With the present need so great, it MUST not fail in this emergency! H. G. Dr. Townsend Is Right THERE is one measure on the ballot this year which should lift dtinwoH nnrlpr. Thnf ia tllfl niPDHlirA known flfi t.hA fliti'ellK Retirement Annuity bill, designed to pay older people up to $100 per month from the procoeds of a multiple transaction tax. Passing o'er the fact we now have a state pension system for the older people, and we also have the federal social- security measures, if the benefits of these are inadequate, the sensible thing to do is extend them, not resort to duplication and in crease the general confusion, by new and entirely untried legislation, ' But, disregarding these obvious and valid objections, (here is one that should in itself be conclusive, and make the negative decision practically unanimous, The transaction tux is the basic principle of the Townsend program, and yet, Dr. Townsond opposes this measure and has publicly urged his followers to vote against it. Certainly if Dr. Townsend and his followers don't favor this retirement annuity measure, based upon the essential principle of their own proposal, why should ANYONE favor it! AND Dr. Townsend's argument against it, is a couvineiug one. Rrinflv it ia t Ilia i A pension fund raised by a transaction or sales tax, to be satisfactory must be universal,-that is national in scope. If it isn't, if it is confined, as this proposal is, within the boun daries of a state, it can't fail but work a great hardship upon that state, give an unfair business advantage to its competitors. Personal Health Service "By William Brady, MP. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady if a stamped self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink. Owing to the large number of letters received only a few can be answered. No reply can be made to queiiea not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, 26S El camlno, Beverly Hills. Calif. IS THIS PERSECUTION? Lib In backwoodi hamlet in Penn sylvania lives a ' man who doesn't believe In vaccination. The man re fused to have his young eon vac cinated. When the son tried to enter the public school In hi dis trict the school a u t h orttles re fused to admit the child to school. You know th way the racket Is worked. Un der a sort of re clprocatlng stat ute or law the authorities then had the man where they could put the screws on him. They arrested him for falling to keep his child In school! The man took It on the chin, refused to paya fine, went to Jail for five days. That rigmarole has been worked many times in the past year or so and the man has spent more than year in Jail rather than give In that Is. to anyone else than the boy sponsible for the sorry Joke, and still they have accomplished absolutely nothing for the benefit of the community. Not even the most brazen medical politician, health commissioner or sanitary officer can cite a Just' or adequate reason for such persecu tion of a citizen. . No intelligent or honest physician can maintain that It matters one little damn whether that man's boy Is vaccinated or not. that Is, to anyone else than the boy and his parent or guardian. If .all the children who are admitted to school are vaccinated, if all teachers, school janitors and others who visit the school are vaccinated, what la there to worry about, even if some one with smallpox should come to school and expose everybody? Noth ing at all, If we are sincere in our belief and teaching about smallpox and vaccination. We believe that vaccination protects one against smallpox. If we are properly vac cinated ourselves, surely we are not concerned about coming in contact with anyone who has not been vac cinated, or even with anyone who Is actually coming down with or ill of sort of travesty. That the health authorities of the particular community where this wretched persecution Is carried on. do acquiesce In the shameful per-1 formance is hard to believe. Are they, the medical and health author Ities In Pennsylvania, so subservient to the politicians and the crooks that they haven't the decency or honor to speak out and lend the weight of their authority, to the reform of the vicious laws that permit that sortof travesty?- I have received several appeals from persons associated with the defense of the man under persecution they asked me to volunteer to testify. But these appeals have been mixed up with other propaganda of which I do not and cannot approve, so I have not responded to the appeals. If the medical profession and the sanitary profession desire to retain the confidence and good-will 'of the American public we can ill afford to perpetrate any such tricks as these Pennsylvania authorities are perpe trating in the name of public welfare. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Salt. Is plain table salt harmful or bene ficial to teeth and gums? Miss I- G.) Answer Used properly as condi ment in or with food. It Is harmless to teeth and gums. Borne dentors recommend brushing the teeth with salt on the brush. Wheat. Following suggestion in your pam phlet I obtained some wheat. Had It ground coarsely, wife makes recipes given In your monograph, and we're enjoying it immensely. My doctor approves, and it seems to make less Insulin sufficient to keep me sugar free. Just as you suggested. (L. B.) Answer Vitamin B complex, of which wheal; la one of the richest natural food sources, promotes car bo hydrate metabolism and in dia betes often enables the patient to get along with leas Insulin. Send stamped envelope bearing your ad dress, for monograph "Wheat to Eat" which tells why it Is healthful and gives recipes for using it. Nerves. I believe you ridicule the notion or weak nerves, but I don't know what else to call. (Mrs. H. T.) Answer Send 23 cents coin and stamped envelope bearing your ad dress, for booklet "Nerves and Nu trition." (Copyright, 1938, John P. Dlile Co.) Comment on the Day's News By FRANK JENKINS IF you are Interested In the subject of gambling, either for or against, you should study carefully three measures that will .be on the Oregon ballot at the November election. ' Two of the measures (306-309 and 310-311) are intended to TIGHTEN the present law AGAINST gambling. The third, a constitutional amend ment (324-325), is designed to LOOS EN THE RESTRICTIONS by legal Ic ing certain forms of gambling. YOU will remember, doubtless, that there is haziness in Oregon law regarding slot machines, dart gatr s, pin-ball games, etc., which - are al leged to possess an alement of skill. This haziness Is materially increased by a statute enacted by a recent Ore gon legislature. 1 The purpose of Noi. 308-300 and 310-311 Is to remove this haziness and make easier and surer the en forcement of laws against gambling. No. 310-311 specifically repeals the confusing law passed by the legisla ture the law under which Jlot ma chines and similar gambling devices ran wild a while back. The Capital Parade " (Continued from Page One ) HE constitutional amendment at ' (324-336 legalizes certain lotter ies and other forms of gsmbltng and authorizes the state to license them. It holds out the bait of added rev enue for aid age pensions. It talks a lot about "strict regulation and con trol with proper safeguards for youth," but Its result; If adopted, will be to throw Oregon more or less wide open to the gamblera. Ed. Note: Persons wishing to communicate with Dr. Brady should send letter direct to Dr. William Brady, M. D.. 265 El Camlno. Beverly Hill,, Calif. T is plain to see how true this would be in Oregon, if by any chance this ill considered measure should ho adopted. Two of our basic industries are fruit and lumber. In both, Oregon has to compete with Washington and California. No one knows precisely how much a cumulative transaction tax in this state would raise the price of domestic commodities, but that it would have to raise them MATERIALLY is beyond question. And of course, there would be no similar tax lexied on the lumber and fruit of Washington and California. As a result our two neighboring stotes could undersell us in this country and abroad. It is scarcely an exaggeration to say, that if this halfbaked bill SHOULD pass, it would put both of these basio industries out of business, and if not repealed,, bankrupt the state. NOW if this were ouly the opinion of the business and bank ing interests the conservative interests of this state, there might be some question, in the minds of those who are "pension-conscious." But when it is ALSO the opinion of Dr. Townsend, the father of the transaction tax pension plan, how CAN there he any doubt, reasonable or otherwise! As we see it there can't he. The negative vote on this measure should be unanimous. Sling for Rheumatism SYDNEY (UP) Australia claims to have the only, real, aure cure lor rheumatism. It Is the sting of the bull snt. The sting Is edmlttedly painful, but Is willingly accepts. The treatment haa been used for the past 40 years by bushmen. Co-ed. Prme Superiority Dt LAND, Fie. (UP) Scholsstl rslly, co-eds top male students at Stetson college Dean Charles O. ffmlth sld that of the lntet temrs- Mi Honor roll, 44 of the ti honor students were girls. Of all students who received straight "A" grades, four were co-ed. Deer Hunters shamrd OILHOY. Cal (IIP) The killing In thla vicinity of two toothless deer la declared by game experts to be of no particular credit to the huntere. They insist that when a buck has become so old aa to lose all of ita teeth, almost anyone could knock It over with a club. CIosIiist time lor Too Ute to Clas sify Ads I, 1:30 p. m. Man About Manhattan 8v GEORGE TICK Kit NEW YORK At one of those cav iar soirees for a visiting fox hunter the hostess waa moaning over the shortcomings of her new butler Just then the In ept Jeeves came in and slipped on a rug, spilling a tray of cock tall glasses and causing no end of confusion "Seel" cried the dowager. "Every day he gets worse and today he's like tomorrow!' Aa truest artist broadcast, Basil Rathbone was uked to Identify certain quotations from Shakespeare, and he did this so beautifully, following each question with long recitations, that even his conferes on the program burst Into applause. "It's a pleasui to near Shakes peare read so beautifully." admitted the Twister of ceremonies. "Mr. Rath bone, you ought to be an actor." It happened In a backstage dress Inproom five years ago. Raymond Massey, the English actor, was talk ing to two Broadway reporters, and he said: "I think Abraham Lincoln Is history's most Interesting Ameri can. I'd like to play him on the stage. If someone wrote a good play about him." All of which proves that dreams do come true, even , for actors. Mas say has now been given the role of Lincoln as a young man on the midwest plains before he reaches the White House. The title of the play is "Abe Lincoln In Illinois." The author Is Robert Sherwood. Pu- lltwr prire winner, and the world's tnllest playwright. An Inveterate between the - act smoker at the theater Is Oeoie Jes sel. who admits that he has aban doned Hollywood for good- At a re cent first nlaht the comedian found himself blocked from the aisle by a stout and unbudgtng dowager who glared hoattlely at him when he tried to ease past her and Into the aisle, so that he could gain the foyer for a smoke. Later, at the second act curtain, t he good George again d es: red to converse with friends In the lobby Noting her dlsplessure. Jewel raised his hand, leaned close, snd solemnlv told her, "Madame, on my honor as an ex-boy scout, a scholar and a gentleman. I swear not to bother you aealn thla night if you will let me pass.' Otvlng George a haAty gnce. the amseed dowser gAtheted her skira about her and fled ir.to the lobby where she calmly had smoke her self. vised the boys In some much needed exercises. She also boarded the life boat and, pounding a torn torn, pro ceeded to beat a fine sense of rhythm Into the stroke. Those early morn ing spins on the river were excllng. she confesses. How came Miss Hum phrey so interested in the Bermuda? Her husband Is an officer aboard that craft. Anyway, in covering the - actual race, one sports writer came nearer the truth than he realized. In his story appeared this sentence : "The Queen of Bermuda boat fairly danced over the waves." THE argument In favor of this amendment says: "The gambling Ipstlnct Is too deeply rooted in man kind to be eradicated by legislative fiat." Tea, end greed li too deeply rooted in gamblers to be controlled. , Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. Start with mild forms of gambling and you'll wind up with ALL FORMS including the crooked ones. IP you believe (as this writer does) that gambling impoverishes the masses of the people, tears down stsndards of living and DEEPLY IN JURES legitimate business, you will vote 308-yes, 310-yes and 325-no. 4 Meteorological Report SECRET POLICY SEIZED OIL LANDS MEXICO CITY (UP The government-labor administration of the for mer foreign oil companies has born operating for seven months now and contradictory versions are current as to how the new "Mexican Petroleum" (Petroleoa Mexlcanos, or PEMEX) la getting along. Some say the oil business Is a success, that the workers are happy and enthusiastic, and that Mexico will make a go of It. Others say there la much dissatisfaction under the surface among workera and that It la only a question of time before the wells, refineries, and everything else will be ruined, and then th government will beg the companies to take their properties back. Visits to the oil fields now are so restricted that Httle first hand in formation can be obtained. Labor union passes are necessary before going there, and those are restrlctrd to known labor sympathizers Labor delegates from various countries who attended the September labor con gresses here were given a rapid air plane visit to Poza Rica, and all came out eulogizing the "progress" that has been achieved since the foren corporations were expropriated on March 18. 1P38. Statistics of foreign sales are con sidered "trade secrets." as the PEMEX is iUhtlng a battle against the Royal Dutch Shell and the Standard Oil Company of New Jersey. These two companies formerly controlled the bulk of the Mexican petroleum business. October 21, 1038. Forecasts. Medford and vicinity: Increasing cloudiness tonight and Saturday; lit tle change in temperature. Oregon: Increasing cloudiness to night and Saturday, probably light rain on coast; little change in tem perature: gentle southerly wind off the cos st. Local Data. Temperature a year ago today: Highest, ,78; lowest. 38. Total monthly- precipitation. .08 Inch. Deficiency fon the month. .65 Inch. Total precipitation since September I. 1838, .66 Inch. Deficiency for the season. .59 Inch. Relative humidity at 5 p. m. yes terday, 18 per cent; S a. m. today, 72 per cent. Sunrise tomorrow, 8:32. Sunset tomorrow. 5:19. promising conservative, he ran for lieutenant-governor in 1936, and, in spite of a good record and consider able popularity, he was badly beaten by a no-account opponent. That, and the simultaneous victory of young Senator Henry Cabot Lodge, whom no one could call uncompro mising, constituted the lesson by which Lev and Dick Saltonstall pro fited. During their pre-primary cam paign, they examined their situation, decided that without new methods the nomination would be easy but the election impossible, and promptly joined forces with Cabot Lodge. Lodge, for all his name, ia probably the most completely practical Repub lican, politician in the country. If any exception ahould be made, It must be for Lodge's official secretary and personal nestor, Uncle Tom White, who served Calvin Coolidge as a political expert and returned from retirement to serve Lodge in the same capacity. Uncle Tom, a genial and profane individual who prefers' to work behind the scenes, received his most accurate tribute from an ad mirer who exclaimed, "Why, he can think of thousands of things, nice things, clean things, beautiful things that get you everything and cost you nothing.' Uncle Tom became the Saltonstall idea man. Sometime before, he had quietly managed the capture of the mayoralty of Newton, stronghold of the leading Republican extremist, Sinclair Weeks, for his own extremely just-folksy candidate, Edward Childs. His first step was to make Chlids take the silk-stocking curse off Saltonstall, in a speech proclaiming that "what ever his name may be, Lev Saltonstall not only haa a south Boston face; he also haa a south Boston heart." Then Lodge, the Saltonstalls and Uncle Tom stage-managed a remark able Republican convention, at which amid scenes of strange enthusiasm the Townsend) te candidate for gov ernor promised his support on the public platform, while Lodge made a speech scarcely mentioning the New JJeai or curley, but giving Saltonstall credit for ail the social legislation in sight. After that, It haa been Uncle Tom's kind of campaign, brutally practical, replete with appeals to spe cial Interest groups and, above all. calculated to convince the voters simply that they'll be happier with Saltonstall in the governor's chair. If Saltonstall wins, he and his back ers have plans to reconvert to Re publicanism scores of thousands of different sorts of people now seem ingly lost to the party forever. In fact, by compromising when necessary they hope to make their party a regular election-winner. This state may be on the eastern seaboard, and out of the main politi cal current of the country. But, in view or what the new men are doing here, every Republican should remember the example of Calvin Coolidge, and "have faith in Massa chusetts." - Flight of Time Medford and Jackson County hlitorr from the fllea at the Mall Tribune 10 and 10 yearn ao. - TEN YEARS AGO TODAV October 21, I !'-' (It was Sunday) Medford slaughtera Salem high M to . The locals headed by Bernl Hughes used power plays or most of their scores. The victory placed Med ford high In the lead aa a statu championship contender. Mississippi governor la wired ft stinging message by Herbert Hoover, O. O. P. presidential nominee for "spreading canard, that Hoover had danced with a colored woman." British radio expert plana to taat with Mars. Chinese phesssnts plentiful. sn4 many hunters In the field. Dr. H. P. Coleman goes to Sale on business. TWENTY VEAKS AGO TODAY October 21, 1918 (It was Monday) Allies nesrlng Ghent Is Belgium drive; allies regsrd German peso note to United States as "Insincere"; President Wilson will not reply until official text received; Sen. Lodge) brands Germany's note aa "a clumsy trap". German resistance increases on western front, and lull cornea la fighting. Frank Redden Is HI in Portland, with the Influenza. O. O. Alenderfer returns from deer hunt In Klamath county. Medford subscribes fourth Liberty loan. 325.0O0 for Hltrhhlked to Preach ADRIAN, Mich. (API Bob Trcst. Adrian college sophomore, hitchhiked to port Wayne, Ind., a distance of 100 miles, preached a Sunday sermon. mounted a bicycle at 2:30 p. m. and arrived back In Adrian at 11 p. m. Phone 542. We! haul away your refuse. City Sanitary Service. To The Ladies: Yon are mot cordially InTtted to see the marvelous 1939 Chevrolet At our showroom In the Sparta Building Main and Riverside Tomorrow, Sat., Oct. 22 Open 8 a. m. to 10 p. m. P.S.: Bring your husband with yon C. L. ' Perkins DOCTOR OF OPTOMETRY Phone 252. 135 g. Central Are. Medford, Ore. Observations Taken at 5 a. m., 120 Meridian Time. T 3 5 sr fl ? 0 ? 5 Boise B Boston 74 Chicago 58 Denver 82 Eureka 84 Helena 44 ' Los Angeles 88 ! MEDFORD 80 New York 78 Omsha 68 Phoenla - 88 Portland 78 Reno . 86 Roseburg 78 Salt Lake 68 San Francisco .... 74 Seattle 66 Spokane 68 Washington. D C. 82 Taklma 72 32 48 40 34 48 32 52 38 48 40 62 50 24 40 34 44 40 38 44 40 Clear P. Cdy. Clear Clear Foggy Clear Clear Clear Cloudy Clear P. Cdy. Clear Clear Clear Clear Clear Rain Clear Clear Clear Closing time for Too Late to Clas sify Ads Is 1:30 p. m. Didn't Get Charm ' MARTINSVILLE. Ind. (API Floyd Peters killed a rattlesnake or thought he did. When he picked up the snske to get the rattles for a good luck charm the rattler wisgied and bit his hand. Peter, went to the hospital. 4 Three Fags In Two WATERLOO. Iowa (API A lleht Brahma hen laid two eggs In 16 minutes at the dairy cattle congress, j The first was normal and the second ' was a doublean egg within an egg. At last. It la explained how the Queen of Bermuda made such a fine showing In the recent Interna tional Itfehont races. The sailors en .loyed the expert advice of Dorta Humphrey, the dancer, who w.-nt up to Poughktepsie aud ptlvs'clj aujx-r- ORIENTAL GARDENS PRESENTS n outstanding musical organization Alexander's Swing Time Band Featuring Alexander and HU Trumpet and Miss Mary Adams, Vocalist SATURDAY NIGHT Regular Old Time Orchestra in Small Hall One Admission for Both Halls Men 40c, Ladies 20c 4 jjjSiX tttW oof Mixed or straight? WHICHEVER is your pet way of enjoying whiskey-youil en Joy OOP (short for Old Oscar Pepper). That's because OOP, being all u hif key, standi up ia any miked drink. And it's great straight because OOP is ctmhinatim of straight whiskies specially selected to give you robust fianr and mtlltw smoothness. So try OOT-today! frankfert Dis tilltrus, Inc., LtuiniiU & Bakisnort. Oii 0 It AN D A blend ef stralf ht whl.klei 100 straight whiskies 90 proof '1.00 '1.95 WU SINT SUU qu,t AIo Atsllahle In Rve