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PAGE STX MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON. THURSDAY. AUGUST 18. 1938. MEDFORDvtljWrillBUNE "Kttrjiiiw is 0oolltrrn maB tUmtt th SUM IVihop." (nII Kirvpl ftatordar. MtcuiniHn PRINTINU CO. ti'K'IH N Fit St. Phone II KOHttHI tt HuHU SMI tor HNB81 R mUiTRAK ynir Eatrl wnul -eiiu mmti i Ud ford, Orafon. uniWi Act of Vsreh I. Ill dHlttU BIr. ION RATH R Mail III Afl vane 1 Dill. on ! " uni. an mom up..,. Dally on month B f?arr.r. id Arlvane U1for4. Ah Uod. laektnnvlll. Ciotni Point, Phncrm. Talent. Oold Hill and on highwsrai Dally, ona ?" .JO Dalir. months,,. ... Da'Ir on month All i arm a oaah In artaea. 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Another exhibitionist this time a lady In Ban Diego, Calif., cauaed a abort and morbid Hurry, by climbing to the roof of a tall building, and threatening to leap to the curb. She waa yanked from her perilous perch and caat Into the baetlle. Things are In revarae. At the height of the de preaalon, home - grown economist stood at the curb, and threatened to leap to the roof. The Blxth St. paving It about completed. Once again cltlaens will be able to park rn the "courtesy apace." enter the postoftloe to buy a atamp, and return 40 mlnutea later with an armload of grocerlei. ROUGH BUT ROMANTIC MnnlHni fnlfl.l Journal) "A man and woman attracted eomo attention Saturday at the local railway atatlon. When ques tioned the man .said they had Juat been married and were en route to hla home In Oklahoma. I'm very happy.' he continued. 'I think ahe la a very fine woman. My first three wives were not worth a damn'." Any number of Callfomlana are In fatuated with a clan whereby all persona over 80 yeara will receive 30 every Thursday, mi general la for every man to be hla own mint, without the trouble of writing an IOC. Considerable cottoning up to the voters by candidates haa been going on the past ten days, via the hand shake. In greeting a lady voter a candidate ahould not show signs of hanging on until election day. Those with a hearty grip ahould not com mit third degree assault on their fellownvn. "Anyone who attempta to forecast the Democratic presidential nominee today, or Indlcatea his own candi dacy before President Roosevelt e presses himself, should have hla head examined." So spake the head of the Democratic party. Postmaater-Oeneral Farley, recently aa revealed In press dispatches. The Idea has merit, and would glvo employment to phrenolo gists. A survey of Georgia votera shows they are opposed to the purge of Sen. Oeorge. as urged by &e Gallant Leader and Great Quarterback. Com- mentatora hold nothing but a miracle or a speech by Herbert Hoover can save the New Deal from defeat. H. Flewher. the demon baker. primped ao long and efficiently for a social event, everybody had gone home by the time he got there. ... Communists are a foxy lot, and have noble nainea for nefarious ope rations, testimony at the Congrea alonal probe of "un-American activi ties" reveals. Under the plan, the Society for the Increase of Happiness and Hotcakee. turna out to be the Popular Blowing Up of the Wnlte House asportation. Suddenly from tho plant came an earth-shaking explosion. Into the air rose a trn-ton ateel tank, carry ing 2000 barrels of naphtha. The peo ple started running. In a cloud of flame the tank cleared a low bund ing, rocketed 1000 ft. across the river and dropped among the crowd. Pho tographer Kreage caught If Juat be fore It landed." (Life) Some man! PORTLAND, Aug. 1 Drink ing fountain repalra developed com plications yesterday for a water bu reau crew which cut a light cable. Fifteen traffic lights at downtown Intersections were darkened and traffic was snarled for several hours tNOHMP'Jo REDUCTIONS Dresses. Coats Hau Blouses Eltiemjn 8 Hoffmann Editorial Correspondence VICTORIA, B. C, August 16. Victoria hasn't changed MUCH. !.,.. ' A trifle less Vietorean perhaps; a trifle more touristy. . Came over on the night boat midnight. Looked forward to "briny deep," but such was not over the straits and if the fog the stateroom window it was had two fog horns, one the the other more of a rasping whistle. And we should say the interval between them from 2 a. m. until 5:30 was not more than half a minute. So we wished many times we had taken a room at a hotel in Seattle and taken this morning's C. P. boat, as we first intended. ' However a sleepless night seldom affects one the first morn ing, it is usually the second. . In of lack of sleep is a stimulation, a keying up, it is probably Old Mother Nature calling on her reserve, under the impression that something is seriously wrong. (She is really an exceedingly stupid person and hag never fog horns.) So we felt reasonably chipper when we trotted down to breakfast at the captain g table. only person in the dining solon him. We hoped for a real old and an Oxford accent, but "Iroquois" was a 100 American from Seattle with a daughter who recently graduated from Stanford, and is after her master's degree, with designs on teaching. The captain had been up all night too, captains have anything happens and he isn t He was sorry about the tog horn, and properly sore at the fog, said it was early this year, and was the worst kind, lying close to the surface of the water, with all clear above, the stars shining brightly, also the moon. until ten p. m. on Monday so he really had no reason to com plain. We were joined by k crhiple, a lawyer and his handsome wife from Victoria they knew And they distinctly had the English rather than the Canadian manner if yon know what we mean. This was particularly true of the wife. It is really very interesting English people of the upper-middle professional class, fairly exude an air of smug self satisfaction nnd superiority, that is either exceed ingly irritating or very amusing, depending upon one's point of view. As stated the couple from captain and had apparently crossed with him (this is beginning to sound like an oceon voyage) quite familiarly yet, it was unmistakable to an observer, that they considered themselves several notches, in fact a great many above him, and were (quite unconsciously) BEHAVING that way. That is really the interesting ority complex, it is so perfectly natural, instinctive, innate and therefore perhaps tho least objectionable form of sitobbery known. (In fact one might make a good case for the affirma- tivcif an argument that it isn't Well as above stated Victoria trifle more touristy perhaps, which is a pity. As the boat came sliding into the hnrlior, a bugle sounded from the hhore. as a cheery greeting; and when the craft docked, a couple of bcotch lassies appeared at the upper dock platform, and played a stirring Scotch air, on bagpipes, passing out Victoria tourist folders as the passengers filed looked bonny in their bright mixed with Dixio, Scotch pipes, human thrill, yet somehow such an obvious play for the tourist trade WAS a disappointment to yours truly We spent one entire summer at Cadboro Beach, near here, and have visited often the past 25 years, and the supreme indifference of Vic torians, wag nlways one of its great charms. They didn't seem to care whether any tourists came or not, they went on their way as usual, played thoir golf, and hod their tea, they hunted and they fished, nnd therefore no place attracted the discrimi nating Americnn tourist quite so much. We wouldn't say that quality has entirely gone, but judging by appearances thus far, Victoria has come to appreciate the tourist trade today and is determined to cultivate it. However at that, this is undoubtedly one of the most "English" places on the western hemisphere, and probably when "Down in the states" we have accepted the results of the revolution and become adjusted to the dictatorship of the proletariat we can still take a boat for Victoria and presto return to the "good old days", the mellow comfortable com placent Victorian days, where one has ease and tranquility and no doubts whatever that-God's in his Heaven, a very weil ordered Heaven, and all's right with the well the ENGLISH speaking and the ENGLISH mn line red world I R. W. R. Man About Manhattan By QfcOKOB rUCKKB NEW YORK If you are roam Ing the town with nothing particu lar to do you might look In on that 70-year-old Negro Bailor who la run ning a muaeum In a cellar off Columbus Circle. It haa a sign which aaya "Cap tain Charley'i Privet Mxiaeum for Intelligent People" and In It you will find bric-a-brac col lected from all over the world. There are Hon tiktrt capea made from the pelt a of fctORGE lucuK Hon killed In Ethiopia, and Miacklea that are al leged to have been struck from the legs of captured nvl prisoners aboard the Spanish warship Maria Teresa, at Manila. There are aluftVd reptiles and birds, and piles of dried ftsh. In one corner you will otwrve a silken gown stripped from a be headed Chlneee priest during the Boxer uprising. Near at hand It a carved wooden bench which was used as a chopping block for African tribal chlefa who had their heads chopped off. Captain Charley first opened us museum in Harlem but he didn't Ilk It up there. He aaya too many petty thlevea kept lifting hla stuff, and bothering hira. Bo he moved to that cellar near CoUimbus Circle, and ne llkea thit vtry much. This museum Is grrat stuff, ha tM lleves. and he is pi wring to do something rrally bis whm the Ifair opna. 'I snow erhtidy and evrryb d.. knows me," he tells jou. "I've got 9 from Seattle leaving there at a nice restful sleep on the to be. There was a thick fog horn wasn't directly outside close to it. More than that they familiar deep-throated kind and fact we believe the initial result heard of such things as fogs or That is the captain was the and we were seated opposite British salt, with red cheeks the captain of the Black Ball to be, in a fog it seems, for if on the job, there is hades to pay. However he slept, from five the captain and he knew them. Victoria were old friends of the manv times, and they chatted feature of this British superi onobbery at all.) hasn't changed much, but is a out to the custom rooms. They kilts, and next to the rebel veil. give the supremely universal letters from naval commanders and theatrical producers. I was tn the navy 16 yeara. Here Is a rhinoceros horn given me by Teddy Roosevelt. I used to ha captain of a barge hand ling munitions, and I waa In the Bat tle of Manila Bay. I waa decorated for rescue work when the Titanic sank. I waa on the 8. 8. Carpathia then. And here's a sharpshooter's medal I won when I waa on the 8 8. Johnstown. Me. sure Cm lucky. Everybody knows me. I waa born with a illrer spoon In my mouth." Charley has other medals too but he admits they are only "lodge but tons." Among hla souvenirs la a bat tered tin bucket which he swears was Al Smlth'a dinner pall when hs work ed at the ruiton fish market. Charley's greatest moment came when he discovered thouannda of dol lars In an old church. The church was abandoned, ad a torrential down pour cracked Uie walla of the church revealing the glittering heap of gold. This waa In the Philippines, and the Captain aaya he lived handsomely three yeara on his share of the dis covered booty. "Sure. I knew everybody." he goei on. 1 knew O. Henry when I worked at the Caledonia hotel. And Diamond Jlra Brady used to tip me lavuniv all the time. I know Jimmy Walker Mere ta an Intereatlne arrangement of newspaper clippings, depicting the rlee and fall of his polltloal tortunra. "But lm waiting for the Fair to open. IT got a thousand dollars worth of Jumping llaarna. and I'm going to clean up a fortune. That U be the third fortune I've had. I've loat the other twa. But when I get thla one I'm going home. I'm golxm back to Boston where I was born and where my dsddy was born before me." Ticket leet long LONDON ll'PI Th. Inn.,... .1. paaseruer ticket tin rerorvt h.r. k.. been Issued oy Impels Airwave to W u Ung. air ministry official, who la going to Africa to make a survey for hla department. l was t feet, inrnee long. Personal Health Service By William 3rady, M P. ' Signed tetters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If stamped self addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters shouli be brief and written In Ink owing to the large number ol letters received .only a few can be answered No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, 265 el Camlnu. Beverly Bills, Calif. PROSPECTIVE FATHER IS Conventional stories or plays Tea turlng childbirth generally give the expectant father a serio-comic role If he Is to appear In the picture at all. Such a role may suit some near-fathers well enough perhaps they are anxious to effaoe them selves until It becomes manifest whether the baby has a transmis sible dlseam. It Is not at all the role a good and true father ac cepts. He Just naturally has a greater personal In terest In the case than that. Not that any prospective father should attempt to remain In the delivery room, especially If he Is not familiar with such surround ings. But the young man looking forward tn the birth of his baby should by all means accompany his wife at least on some of her regu lar visits to the doctor for instruc tion and advice throughout the dura tion of pregnancy; his place Is by her side; his responsibility and con cern are precisely the same as hers It is only natural that the pros pective father should wish to pro vide every possible means of saving suffering In childbirth.' In this de sire he receives a good deal of en couragement nowadays, what with tho numerous methods of anesthesia or amnesia, such as "twilight sleep." so freely offered and so heartily com mended by patients who survive. Aside from the long established good repute of ether by the open drop method for obstetric anesthesia we shall not give any preference here. Scopolamine -morphine by hypodermic Injection ("twilight sleep") Is ex cellent as the agent of amnesia (for getfulness, Indifference) for the mother, but In many cases Its effect on the child Is serious or fatal. For Instance, Dr. W. w. Bell recently reported his experience first with 225 cases In which scopolamine was used, then In 316 cases In which pentobarbital sodium was used. Scop olamine produced a desirable degree of amnesia (forgetfulness) and anal gesia (painlessness), but Its cumu lative effect on the respiratory cen-1 Comment on the Day's News By FRANK JENKINS THIB sometimes cynical writer finds himself Intrigued by this paragraph from The Dallea Chronicle: "Tomatoes were priced at tl.25 to ai.so per box on the Portland wholeaale market yeaterday. Last year, at thla time, growers were fortunate to get 50 cents a box, and 30 centa waa a more com mon figure." ' AHAI" (we aald, when our eyea lighted on that cheerful re port) "Here ta PROSPERITY! Not proaperlty around the corner, but RIGHT HERE, In our laps. Maybe the agricultural depres sion la over." SO WE read further, seeking to ant up In prlcea. Here la what wo found: "The reason for the ahortage fand the higher price) Ilea In blight, a more or leaa mysterious malady that wlthera tomato vinea and makea the fruit unfit for conaumptlon. One can drive through the garden district around The Dallea and see .to mato patches In which 80 psr cent of the vines have been withered by blight. Many grow era have abandoned their patchea." CO IT'S blight, eh. that'a reapon J slble for this Inspiring lift tn the price of tomatoes? Carry the news to Secretary Wal lace I Maybe he can get hla sclent, lata busy and develop a blight that will work on corn and wheat and cotton and rice and potatoes and tree frulta on EVERYTHING that grows out of the ground. If he can find aueh a blight (and protect It against the wicked schemers who would seek to control It) he can send prices of all these commodities kiting skyward. At nrst blush. It looks as If they've got something up there on the Co lumbia. Maybe It's the mlllenlum. and not Just prosperity, that'a arounl the corner. IT v.s thua that our thoughta ran. enthusiastically, as our eves raced along tlie lines on the printed page. But. Just aa w were getting up a real glow, w lighted upon this shocking atatement: "All ot which 11135 to 1150 per box) would be fine, except for the fact that Dallea produce growers HAVE VERY FEW TO MATOES" CHUCKS! Now isn't that a ahame? And Just as the mlllenlum wss practically staring us In the fsce. It follows, of course, that If th poor devils of truck growers HAVk VERY FEW TOMATOES It doMn't . MORE THAN BACKGROUND ter of the Infant so often resulted in fetal asphyxia that be did not feel Justified In continuing Its use. His experience convinced him that pentobarbital sodium (a barbiturate allied to amytal) Is not only as effective as scopolamine but la far safer for mother and child. Of course Lnelther pentobarbital nor phenobar bital sodium can be safely used with out medical supervision. I think the world would be none the worse If all the numerous barbituric acid compounds were discarded from medi cine. For analgesia in childbirth ether by the open drop method, to the obstetric, not the surgical degree of anesthesia, Is safe for mother and child and perfectly satisfactory when skillfully administered. QUESTIONS AND ANSWER Vlte Restored. From now on Ol' Doc Brady Is In cluded In the prayers of this gal. I followed the advice In your mono graph on the tobacco habit, and It not only enabled me to quit smok ing but I have gotten entirely rid of chronic catarrhal trouble In head and ears and I am feeling and look ing like a girl half my age. (D. M. W.) Answer A great many of the weaker sex need the same treatment. For rnonograph on Tobacco Habit send three - cent - stamped envelope bearing your address. For copy ot booklet "Victuals and Vlte" enclose 25 cents coin. Large Increase In In take of vitamins B and Q and sun shine vitamin D seem? to give what it takes to overcome the- habit, and to Invigorate the nervous system and tone the mucous membranes. Silver Threads Among the Henna. I am 34 and getting slightly gray, and would appreciate any sugges tions you can give to keep me In the race. Should I take Iodine, and If so. how much and how often? (R. M.) Answer Send a three-cent-stamped envelope bearing your adress, and ask for Instructions for Taking an Iodln Ration, and monograph on Care of the Hair and Control of Dandruff. (Copyright. 1938, John F. DLlle Co.) Ed Note. Person wishing to communicate with Dr. Brady should send letter direct to Dr. William Brady, M D.. 263 El Cn ml no. Beverly Hills. Calif. mako much difference to them how high the price La, Some crude realist ta always twisting our tall feathers Juat when we're getting good and started on a roay flight ot fancy. There orta be a law agin ltl Meteorological Repon August 18, 1938 Forecasts Medford and vicinity: Fair tonight and Friday, cooler tonight, wartm-r Friday. Oregon: Fair tonight and Friday but occasional cloudiness near cotst, cooler In the Interior of southwest portion tonight, warmer In the In terior Friday, moderate northwest wind off the coast. Local Data Temperature a year ago today: Highest 96; lowest 54. Total monthly precipitation, trace; deficiency for the month 10 Inches. Total precipitation since Septem ber 1. 1937, 25.00 Inches; excess for the season 7.06 Inches. Relative humidity at 6 p. m. yes terday 27 per cent; 5 a. m. today 66 per cent. Tomorrow: Sunrise 5:23 a. m., sun set 7:06 p. m. Observations Taken at 5 a. m., 120 Meridian Time. uWii Sr. 2 - 2 m i Boise -Boston . Chicago Denver . Eureka Helena .. , 90 52 Clear , 76 64 T. Cloudy . 80 62 . 84 58 . 60 54 86 56 Clear Clear Cloudy Cloudy Los Angeles MEDFORD New York ... Omaha ........ Phoenix Portland - 72 60 T. Rain 83 60 . 86 74 .. 82 68 ..100 60 Cloudy Cloudy Clear Clear , 68 54 .49 Cloudy Reno 88 44 Clear Roseburg , .. 78 60 Cloudy Salt Lake 86 66 Clear San Francisco 68 58 Cloudy Seattle . 74 56 Cloudy Spokane ....... 68 56 .02 Cloudy Washington, D.C. 98 70 1.31 Clear Yakima 76 56 .06 Clear 4 Concession To ModetT LOS OATOS. Cal., Aug. 18. (UP) The Elysium nudist colony made a concession today to finicky patrons. Timid ones those who want a, few clothes oncan stay with a group acting under similar restraint until the timidity wears off "on a sort of graduated scale." explained Proprie tor Arch McDowell. Closing time for Too Late to Clas sify Ads is 1 :30 p. m. CERTIGRADE CEDAR SHINGLES at BIG PINES LUMBER CO, Phon 1 HEREFORD CAHLE 10 s Jackson, Siskiyou County Interests Will Work to : Achieve Betterments Through New Association HILT. Cal.. Aug. 18 (SpU Pure bred breeders and commercial cattle men, plus friends of the cattle ln duatry from a distance, Tuesday took an Important step In the Interest of Hereford cattle In Jackson and Sis kiyou counties by forming the Ca', orrgon Hereford Breedere association Thla we the most concrete out come of a two-day. tour In these counties, which Tuesday Included thi eatabllshmenta' of Henry Conger ot Medford and Frank Preaton of Jack sonville. At Prospect the group was the guest of NIon Tucker at lunch eon at Rogue's Roost. Later In the afternoon stop was made at the prop erty of the Charley brothera of Brownaboro, after which the caravan moved to the Mountcrest ranch at Hilt for dinner and to participate in the organization meeting. Many re mained over night, the guests of Reginald H. Parsons and his manager, Fred Baylies. Purpose ot the new organization la to knit more closely the Interests of all breeders of Hereforda and the users of their purebred bulla In tht production of better range cattle, to carry on toura as an annual evont and to determine the date and place of the next annual sale. Committee In charge will be Fred Baylies. A. B. Hoy, Alex Levin and Floyd Charley. Bayllss la President The newly-formed organization Has as president-manager Fred Bayllss ot Mountcrest. Henry Conger la vice president and Alex Levin of Flounce Rock ranch secretary. A. B. Hoy and Floyd Charley were added to make up a board ot five directors. After the formal meeung wuss were given by Raymond Husted of the O. M. Franklin Serum company of Denver, a man Intimately associa ted with Hereford development In the west and for many years manager of the famous Wyoming Hereford ranch at Cheyenne: and Walter Miller of the Western Livestock Journal, Los Angelea, who spoke chiefly from the standpoint of his Interest in tlie Golden Gate International Ltvestock Exposition at San Francisco in 1939 Other talks confirmed th action of the group In forming the organi zation, but perhaps the theme ol greateat value waa the one stressed by Fred Bayllss when he said that the chief benefit of the move will bo to Impress upon cattlemen of this section of California and Oregon that "distant fields are not nlways aa green as they appear," but rather that right here In these two counties can be found Hereforda comparable In form and breeding to those which might be brought from distant herds. The Capital Parade (Continued from Page One.) Washington Is to answer questions politely and honestly. The good ones confine themselves to this. The fake ones take vast fees for "Influencing the press." or "presenting the busi ness man's story In a sympathetic light." . The dope peddlers: Business men. especially members of the financial community, are born auckers for "In side information." Certain salesmen of Information do a legitimate busi ness minutely reporting developments affecting a particular Industry. But the dope peddlers make huge sums out of news which Is either untrue 01 common knowledge. The methods of these gentry are many and various, but here again patterns repeat themselves. The clas sic msn who knows somebody, for example, was a certain genial fellow who made a good thing M the su preme court's approval of the utili ties holding company act. First ho went to a group of utilities execut ives, swore that Chairman William O. Douglas of the sec was a born moun ter, and offered to mollify him for a price. Then, having pocketed a fat retainer, he simply telephoned Doug las's office, used the executives' names, and arranged an appointment for them. If Douglas hadn't been shrewd, the genlsl fellow might have been on tht payroll for life. Douglas received the executives In friendly fashion. Noting hla reasonableness, the executives be gan congratulating themselves -n hiring the right man. And then Douglas told them that, in future, when they wished to see him, they would please Just have their secre taries call his secretary, and he would guarantee an appointment wlthtn twenty-four hours. The spavined wheel-horses never do much but talk big. Tet a local representative of the motor business had to argue himself blue In the face 6th & Fir very recently, to prevent some of his manufacturers from hiring a former Republican senator so discredited ne couldn't have been elected dog-catcher. As for the phoney trade association people, their favorite trick Is getting a simple-minded congressman to of fer a bill putting their chosen Indus try out of business. Then they ox tract thousands of dollars from the Industry to "kill" the baloney meas ure. At tha end of each session, the bill Is dramatically done to death only to revive when congress reconvenes. You can see them the fixers Mil chlselers sitting prosperously In any popular bar. You can watch them en trapping their clients In any goou hotel. dining room. Ycu can tell them by their air of mystery and Import ance. They are all at least 90 per cent phoney. If business men have busi ness with a government official, they should do It themselves, and directly Flight o Time Medford and Jackson County history from the files of the Mall Tribune 10 and ZQ years ago. TEN YEARS AGO TODAY August 18, 1928. (It was Saturday.) Horse racing program at the county fair completed. Eden precinct, growers sell 5.000 pounds of watermelons In two dnys. Willow Springs area ships a carload of tomatoes. Democratic statesman declares "present prosperity Is false, and not stable." Table Rock melon growers load shotguns to repel night thieves. Hoover's runlng mate urges that "farm relief be removed from poli tics." TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY August 18. 1918. (It was Sunday.) French advance two miles be twee ti Olse and Alsne on western front. Twenty conscientious objectors at Camp Lewis started at farm work. Heavy rains remove menace of for est fires In Mils. 'Tarzan of the Apes" at the Page; "Murder at a. m.," at the Star. Traffic cop is replaced by state traffic officers, who will also look ' after liquor violators. Proposed war tax on autos causes many purchases. DEATH CLAIMS FOUNDER : OF RICHARDSON SPRINGS I CHICO. Cal., Aug. 18. (UP) Jo seph Harriman Richardson, 95, one . of the six brothers who founded I Richardson Springs health resort ' nine miles north of Chlco, died last night at the aprlngs. Richardson bought the property in 1 1871. Closing time for Too Late to Clas sify Ads Is 1 :30 p m. ih i9 I a - 1 I vue I . I (HiB wttrv ru ot T tb I wit 1 I -- 1 LEWIS SUPER SERVICE STATION F0RDS0N Sales and Service 8th nnd Front We Never Close. OREGON MEDICS TO HEAR LEADERS IN PROFESSION PORTLAND. Ore., Aug. 18. (CP) The program for the 4th annual cont ventlon of the Oregon Medical socie ty at Tlmberllne lodge Aug. 24 to 27. waa announced today and Included the names of four outstanding au thorltlea. They are Dr. Cyrus C. Sturgls, Uni versity of- Michigan: Dr. Don C. Sut ton. Northwestern university: Dr. Al fred W. Adson. Mayo clinic. Roches ter. Minn.: and Dr. Edward C. Mows. University of Southern California. Ye Poets Cornei IHtESS KKI1RAR8AL Some day perhaps I'll want to smlls At someone dear we'll say a friend. 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