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PAGE FOUR MEDFORD MATL TRTBTTNT, TVfEDFOTCD, OREGON, MONDAY, kTVEarBEB 30, 1933. MedfordWTribune mXti7od Id Bonttirn Orejos Kad the HU Tribune" Dally Exrept Saturday Published ty MEDFORD PRINTING CO. II-J7-18 N. Kir St. Phon T ROBERT W. KOHL, Editor ERNEST R. OILSTRAP. Uanaftr. An Independent NewepapV Cniirtui Mftandriiii mattar at Med ford, Oregon, under Act of March I, U7t BUBSCRIHf ION RATE3 V I 1 I n AAvmnrm Dillr, on year . Diliy, ell monina Daflv. one month i0 K rrrip. in Advance Med ford. A eh land. Jaekeoovllle. Central Point. Phoenix. Talent, Gold Hill, and on fclarhwava Daily, one year Daily, elx montha Dally, ona month All terme. caih In advance. Official Paper ot tha City of Medford Official Poper of Jarkaon County MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Receiving full l.ma wire Drir Th Amnfttt,A Praia eiclualvely en titled to the uee for publication of ail nw dlenetchae crndlted to It or other wlae credited In thie paper, and al to tha local newa publlehed herein. AH rltbta for publication of apeclal dlepaichea herein are alao reaeryed. MEUUER Of UNITED PRESS MEMHER OP AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS Advertlitnfc Repreaentailvaa WEMT-IIOM.IOAV-MOOENHES CO. Office in New York, Chicago, Detroit, San Franclaco, I.oa Angelea. Seattle Portland CD Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. New. report, reveal a revival of tha "badger game" Id metropolitan cen ter! aa a means ot separating the gul lible from their wallets. Kor approxi mately five years the gullible had naught to be divorced from, in the way of ready cash, so the renewal of the criminal activity can be taken as one of the signs of the return of prosperity. It will be six months be fore prosperity of this sort will be back on the 1039 basis, in uiose gooa old days, the gullible whoh escaped pea games, fake horse races, Bolivia diamond mines, and other short-cuts to riches frequently met a -comeiy blonde," and left their pocketbooks In her cere and cuetody, while she dis appeared. ... "Harold Host has a felon on bis thumb, which csused him to go aftar a doctor." (Pino creek items) Xnough to provoke assault. ... There are no signs of winter not oven a 1937 calendar. ... The ha. football team haa concluded Its season, which can be classified as not too good, and not too bad sort of Yes d No proposition. They ea aned beating at the handa of i.m. There la no grounds for gnu. Over a period of years, the squsd haa administered Ita share of gridiron maaaacrea. ... GENTLEMEN IN POLITICS. (Ran Bernardino (Calif.) Hun) "In a post-election Interview Alf M. Landon waa asked what waa the most severe shock that came to him during the cam paign. To this Inquiry Mr. Lan don replied: "The booing of the crowd when the name of the president of the United Statea was mentioned. To me that was the most severe stricture upon the fslrneas and decency of the American people. X bad not experienced It before, and I understand It Just started In the campaign four yeara ago. I feel thst the president of the United States occupies too high an office that a discussion of his policies should be greeted with boos. It was fully distressing to me, snd I hone It can be stopped." ... A number of local Pads have ersred gleams In their eyes, as .the glad Tule season approaches They fear th.lr bank-roll will be etepped on by a fur coat. ... The "Monroe Doctrine." after a long period In moth-balls, looms aa a na tional Issue. The fine points of the "Monroe Doctrine" will enable those whoh don't know anything about It. to discuss It ss brilliantly aa they have the tariff, and the International demonetisation of gold. ... A candidate defeated for the 08. Senate, In the laat election, Is now reported already making plans to run . In 1040 for the same oirice. rne pldon arises that the real Intentions of the gentleman is to run rrom nuw on, henceforth, snd herearter. ... "HOLLYWOOD BARBEHB KNOW THEIR OWN AND CUSTOMERS' BUSINESS" (Hdllns Oregon Jour nel) Thltyrs are so strangely dif ferent In the cspltsl of the film world. . . "TOMCAT HOLIDAY." " (ftnlrm atfltnmnn) "Drivers of police csrs snd smbu lsnres had tomcat's holiday Wed nesday night. With sirens screaming they cours-vl beck and forth on the thorough (area until half the town Jumped out of bed to eee If the world waa coming to an end. It proved to he only an auto accident; but the boys who pull the siren cords msde the most of the opportunity. Just why the nleht should be rip ped wide open and sleeping house holders shocked Into wakefulness this psper does not know. It believes this habit of opening up the sirens Is either a Juvenile survlvsl or springs from a desire to show suthorlty. There Is no reason for racing st high speeds down city streets to get to ths soene of an accident. Doctors and reporters go with equal urgency, but without benefit of devices nolally to advertise their coming. A few more minutes to cover the ground will rarely make any difference In the care of the Injured; la perhapa even great er assurance that they will reach the hospitals In no worse condition." Phone 541. Well hsufaway your Nfuas. City Sanitary Serrlo. A Momentous Meeting TpHIS much is certain. President Roosevelt is now engaged In the most important task that could confront any national ruler on the suface of the earth. lie is engaged on a mission of world wide peaeo. At has been previously stated in this column the one dark cloud, on the horizon of this country, and every other, is war. Great progress toward the perpetuation of democracy,' and the making of this country a better place for the people all the people, to live, has been made during the past four years; but most of this progress would be nullified and go for naught, if the United States should be involved in another war. Even if actual participation should be avoided, a general wide-spread conflict abroad, would so dislocate world trade, and retard the return to material prosperity, (that in the United States is now in full swing) that the repercussions in this country, would be very selious indeed. Fear that such a war in Europe may occur, undoubtedly provided one ofthe chief reasons for the president making this trip to South America at this time. If North and South Amer ica, can set up the economic machinery, to improve their mutual trade relations, it would provide something tangible to fall back upon in the event of such a conflict, and render the shock to the western hemisphere, far less destructive in its results. If a definite agreement in this direction can be reached, that alone would more than jutsify the president's attendance, at the Inter-American Conforcnce for the Maintenance of Peace, which opens in Buenos Aires tomorrow. BUT there is far more in this conference than that. With his pond rifttrrhhnr nnliVv a. a utnrrincr nnint PrpuMont Rnnc. o c i j " " n v 1 - - Personal Health Service By William 'Brady, M.P. (Signed letter, pertaining to personal beaJtb and Hygiene, not to dlteaae 'Jlagnusla or treatment, wlii be anawrred by Dr. Brady If a tamped. aeU-ad-dr eased envelope la enclosed. Letters ibould be brief and written In Ink owing to the large number ol letters received only a fen can be answered N rpniy n be made to queries not conforming to Instruction!. Address Dr. William Brady, 268 El Camlno. Beverly Hills, CaUf. ROBUSTNESS AND PNEUMONIA Muscular development, .strength or brawn waa formerly regarded, aa the picture of health, even by phy&l- olans, and so today many laymen still believe the devel opment of mua cle la the way to health. The truth Is, that un less one requires muscular development for a special purpose. large muscles are a hand leap, a constant drain on enertrv. and Ikaai -Ui render one rath er leas ague ana less efficient. So far as susceptibility to pneu monia la concerned, robust Individ uals are as likely to contract -the disease as are ordinary or mnacu.'arly weak Individuals. x Young adults who are under weight, and adults of mature age (over thirty-live) who are over weight seem both more susceptible to pneumonia and less capable of winning the battle when they uavo nniimnnl Th n nrt srn'tjrii r itf veit unaouDiprjiy win enueavora 10 pave tne way. tor a wor-Kin? : younger adults and the overweight agreement between North and South America, which vvili be devoted toward preventing a general war IN EUROPE. An amplification of the ancient Monroe doctrine, from a uni-Iaieral to a multi-lateral pact, opposing aggrcHsion not only toward the western hemisphere, but military aggression against any of the nations involved, also will in all likelihood be attempted. T ia dishenrtening to note, certain influential newspapers in this country, which should know better, are already sowing the seeds of suspicion and distrust in an effort to arouse feeling against this mission of peace, and by reviving the old League of Nations spectre, undermine the president's efforts before they are fairly launched. No words of condemnation could be too strong, for such contemptible and essentially disloyal tactics. N the securing of peace as in everything else, we can't have our caka and eat it too. We can't save civilization from falling over the abyss, unless we are willing to pny a price for it, willing to make sacrifices, willing to make concessions to others, in return for concessions they would make for us. The very heart of war, is the spirit of isolation, of super national ism, just as the heart of peace, is the spirit,, of cooperation, of tolerAnce, the spirit of give and take. In view of the seriousness of the world situation, we feel it is not too much to ask that not only the press of this country but the people as a whole, at least give the president of the United States, in this courageous and unselfish effort to advance the cause of peace, a decent break a fair chance. Let final judgment be waived at least, until the president's program, its provisions and purposes are definitely known. TTE know it is something of a chestnut, yet in this case, wo " " believe, it is also entirely true, to say that at this meeting tomorrow, history, for better or worse will be written. For better if an effective working agreement is arrived at; for worse, if once again, the spirit of suspicion and selfish national ism, should prevail, and another movement to outlaw war. be wrecked before it starts. of older adults are both metabolic or nutritional disorders and are so rec ognized In determining life expecta tion. n his famous "Practice of Medi cine" Dr. William Osier said: "Pneu monia may well be called the friend of the aged. Taken off by It In an acute, short, not often painful Ill ness, the old man escapes those cold gradations of decay so distressing to himself and his friends." Sir William cherished the view which Vaa con ventional then (forty years ago), that "we ace the disease occur promptly after a wetting or a chilling or come on after an ordinary catarrh of one or two days duration. Cold la now re garded simply as a factor In lowering the resistance of the bronchial and pulmonary tissues." But another re mark Osier Included In the chapter on pneumonia foreshadows new l'-ght on the subject: "The frequent occur rence of an initial chill has been one reason for the wide-spread belief that cold Is a factor of pneumonia." Osier also remarked that pneumonia pre vails equally in hot and cold coun tries, ta rather more prevalent In the southern than In the northern statea ; and Is more frequent In March than j In January the coldest month of the year. Prom the brief paragraph on pre vention of pneumonia H Is evident that Osier accepted the belief that the victim Is attacked by pneumo coccl which are constantly present In the nose xr throat secretions, ly ing in wait, as It were, for the vic tim to get nla feet wet or change his shirt 1 No one entertains this theory today, although It still serves the nostrum mongers and charla tan in good stead. Newer knowledge of immunity dispels the morbid no tion that many or most persona carry germa which may presently destroy their own hosts. That aimply doesn't happen. Actually It appears that individ ual susceptibility to or Immunity from pneumonia cannot be argued by such familiar factors aa muscular strength, athletic training and hard ening from habitual exposure to cold. The question depends rather on Indt vadual physical fitness, whloh Is de termined chiefly by nutritional con dltlon and to a certain degree by muscular or athletic - training. Comment of the Day s News News Behind the News (Continued from Page One.) QUESIONS AND ANSWERS She Likes Her vitamins Mrs. B. T. F.. describing her exper ience, says she Is 60 and haa been taking a vitamin supplement under her physician's direction. She waa anemlo, had high blood pressure Now her anemia la practically gone, blood pressure u down to normal She noticed great Improvement In texture ot her skin and atate ot her hair before she learned that vitamins affect the skin and hair. Her hair Is now glossy and alive and has a slight natural wave, where all ber life :t bis troubled her with falling and excess ive olllness. She says "I am conv'need the answer to all problems of skin and hair Is Vitamins." Answer well, a good many prob lems, let us say. Vitamins B. a and are especially advisable In many con ditions of poor nutrition affecting skin, hair and nails. Dried yeast la the richest known source of B and O; Irradiated it becomes also a rich source of D. Goitre and Tobacco Please tell me whether smoking Is injurious to one who hsd an opera tion for toxic goitre a year ago. , . . (Mrs. M. M. E.) Answer Vea. She should not smoke or chew. Salt Air ' Will the salt air along the coast turn my hair grey? . . . (D. 8. O.) Answer No. Suitable lodln ration advisable for any one whose hair be gins to turn gray too early. Send stamped envelope bearing your ad dress and ask tor monogrsphs "lodln Ration" and "Care of Hair." (Copyright 1938, John P. Dllle Co.) Ed Note: Peikitn wiihlns to communicate arltb nr. Bud) hould send lettet dlrrrt to Or William Bisdy. M U. ids El ramlnii Mrverly llhls. Csllf. Fun Without Booze A NIGHT club without liquor will seem to many peop'e a self-evident absurdity. Yet the students of the University of Iowa have started auch a club, and apparently it works It is said to be the first of its kind in the country. It was organ ized with the consent of the faculty at the request of more than 1,000 sudonts. A big cafeteria was made over into a well furnished and decorated club with a dance floor. The "Silver Shadow" they call it, a name that should be pootical enough for any sentimental student. The opening night was impressive, with everybody in formal dress and a good orchestra and floor show and plenty of genteel eating and drinking. There was no rough stuff and a niiii'mum of faculty supervision, and tho tinkling glasses held nothing stronger than ginger ale no highballs, no cocktails, not even any beer. The entertainers, too, were students, trained to such work In the college itself. It's a snggostivo idea, whioh may spread. R. S. E F PORTLAND, Not. 89. (AP A long silent body In Oregon affslrs tha Antl-Uquor league dusted off Ita weapons and prepared today to Invade the field of liquor traffic once again. A call for remoblttratlon of Its forcea, selection of a ntw state sup erintendent and organisation ot besdCjiiartera waa revealed. The new sute lesder Is Howsrd H. Johnson, who came here In Octo ber. In the past week, letters, under the signature of J. P. Newell, state president, hsve resched former mem bers, seeking support and outlining a program. Pointing to "significant" vlctorlea In other ststes In recent months. Nswell said tha two lmmedlsM ob jectives for Oregon would be ellmln- stton ot liquor sdvertlslng snd a de mand that th liquor traffic bear the "burden of th. damage It doea." The campaign, said Newell, also would ba based on promotion of tempersnce education, and eventual outlawing ol liquor. . Black pepper Is a catlre ot south western India, CONVINCES EOES p y.w.riumyre NEW YOKK, Nov. 30. Purely per sonal piffle: Nothing so comic as a cuckoo clock In action. Heading mod: More "Walking Stick Papers' essnys by Robert Cortes HolUday. No dra matic critic looks leas the part or turns out more stabbing phrases than Brooks At kinson. Never knew a redhead with a fiery temper. lneater's big moment: That little variety hall of lea Grands Boulevards where Raquet Meller first caroled her violet aon I can put my Boston to bleep Im mediately, scratching hla chest. Just like a shot In the arm. No tunc Inspires a marching fever like Victor Herbert's "March of the Toys." Will Rogrrs Is "contacted" more than any other figure by spiritualist? King Edward like a spoonful of Cheddar cheese with breakfast fruit If I have to hear a blue singer, I'll take Gertrude Nlessen. Destitute of reading, X can always pick up "Tom Sawyer" and have a swell evening. Recurrent dream: Racing to catch a Santa Fo after getting out to walk at a water tower stop in New Mexico. Few writers get more fun out of life than Homer Croy. Ideal life: three months in New York, three In Cali fornia or Florida, three in Europe and three In a small town. Being different note: Most of Jerome Kern's tunes ring the bell with me. pour times In my life, events affect ing my entire career have taken place around ft o'clock. X could naver laugn at the artistry of Bert Williams., To me he was poignantly sad. All the English I know has been acquired through friendly corrections. For he true flavor of Broadway Llndy'n; park avenue the Colony, and lower East Side the Cafe Royal. A 25-year quest haa failed to discover the real middle west soupy haah In New York Or an honest to goodness home-made apple pie. No one In the motion picture business ever Impressed me as shrewd as the late Irving Thalberg. Or nothing ups my blood pressure like someone phoning: "X must see you at once about some thing very private." X always expect the worst. Treasured note for the scrapbook from David Belaaco: "You've pleased as many as any newspaper writer I know and wounded fewer." Memor able breakfast spot: 'A Michigan ave nue window table at the Chicago Black tone, i have to dial out when that fool In the Ol.vn and Johnson team starts laxiRhlnc or I'm tn stitches. Every time I come across "chauvinistic" I have to look It up. The first name of the only Hon hunt er 1 ever met was Evelyn. My gue.w for the HMO Republican presidential nominee Senator Vandenburg of Miahtgan. PORTLAND, Not. S0-(AP) Polit ical signs pointed more strongly than svr today to the election next Jan uary 11 of HarryD. Bolvln, Klam ath Falls Democrat, as speaker ot a Democratic house of representatives in the state legislature. Indications that Bolvln hid con vinced a group of opponents of earlier statemenu that he had 40 rotes In the assembly and could "prove It" were seen today In the announce ment of Represent a live Ellis W. Barnes, Multnomah county, of the cancellation of party caucus of house members flext Saturday. Report Indicated that Represen- Utlvea J, F. Hoach, Deschutes coun ty, and Oleen. Columbia county, would withdraw from the race abort- ly. Barnes had asked Bolvln last week If h would abide by the decision of a caucus but the Klamath falls pol , strike with "a done of birch tea " Ittcian declined In answer except to-Grace LaR.ue.ls writing an autob! reiterate bts claim to 40 ol the 60 - ography. votes In the assembly. Choice pudding: Chocolate covered with thick cream and a chocolste eclair on the side. Htijh notch In swank: Pulling up at that cspecUt Waldorf railroad aiding In a prtvato car. Alice Lon worth snd Mrs. Franklin Rooceve'.t each turning out a column a day is jornaliMn's most modern feminine note. In our day they would have settled a school A cabinet meeting and a supreme court Jtistice are Amos "n Andy fans. Octavus Roy Cohen likes to go to the movies to be "cuted" by Shirley Tem ple. Maurice Chevalier la the only fellow I ever knew to wear a deep blue shirt and blood red tie and look smart. And If there's anybody who can top King Edward's Jaun tineas in a sport coat I've never seen them. Fred Astaire and Robert Benohley could swap voices and no one would know the difference. The neatest tn brief after dinner apeeche to reach my ears was deliverer by nans Crownlnshleld. In 33 yeara of writ ing for newspapera and magazines. I have not once been asked to write anything but what I pleased. For years I couldn't abide grapefruit; now I can't get enough ot It. One of the slickest fellows I ever saw In full evening dress was a young ranchman from Fargo, N. D. At tractive name among the cartoon ists: Fontaine Fox. Like him or not. Postmaster Farley showed he knew how to take it without losing his temper. X have yet to see the man who did not beam when he saw Brown Betty pudding being passed around for dessert. (Copyright, 193. McNaught Syndicate.) L 101 By FRANK JENKINS BILL Tugman la the pooh bah of the Eugene Reglster-Quard. and Claude Ingalls la the big snot o! the Corvallis Gazette - Times. Usually these gentlemen are as far apart In their vlewa as John L, Lewis, of the miner's union, and the DuPon of the late lamented Liberty Leaf; a but with Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching they've found a com mon cause. They're hinting broadly that this writer and Bob Sawyer, of Bend, should stage a competitive demon stration of the merits of Klamath and Deschutes potatoes and permit them to be the Judges. They insist that It shall be an "eating" demon stration. THS trouble with Bill and Claude la that they're behind the times. That very thing was done some three or four years ago. It happened like this: ' The atate newspaper association waa holding Its winter meeting In Eugene, and It occurred to some of us down here In Southern Oregon that newspaper men are really not a bad lot (with certain exceptions) , and ought to get a break now and! then. ! So we decided to feed them on Klamath potatoes, and let them see for themselve's what potatoes can be when they really ARE potatoes. 1 : ITELL, we called In Charley Hen. ft derson, Klsmath county's agri cultural agent, and Charley went around among the potato men and let them In on the Idea. The upshot of It waa that we got together several sacks of potatoes that would have put a potato sharp's eye out. They were big and they were amooth not a pimple In the lot. "Bakera" par excellence. Brown and mealy and luscloua, each one con talnlng Just about a meal for a small family. The kind of potatoes you'd look at and rub your eyes and say: "By golly, there ain't no such ani mal." ' Thla writer loaded them In the back ot a car and headed for Eu gene. THESE spud aristocrats were hust led to the Osborn hotel, In Eu gene, where on the lsst night of the convention all the newspaper men were scheduled to gather for a ban quet. The straw boss ot tho kitchen wss summoned and these gems Of the potato kingdom were laid before her. ."They're for -the newspaper con vention banquet." ahe was notified, "snd they're free a gift from the blg-henrtd people of Southern Ore gon, who like to share their blessings with less fortunate beings." She hesitated. She atammered a little. Then she said: "But we already have the potatoes for the convention bsnquet. They were kindly donated by a strikingly handsome man with snow-white hair and a Harvard ac cent I" DONE I Done right In the eye! This bum of a Bob Sawyer had had j the same Idea and HAD IT FIRST! Waa this writer's face red! Recognized national authorities hsve circulated information that the upward movemnt of building stopped in July and has not recovered since. This is not correct. The amount of contracts awarded each month since spring follows. In millions of dollars: April 130 August "2 May 123 September US June 116 October 125 July 141 Every building material line was up from September to October. Employ ment In the industry wss up 3'A per ecnt: pay rolls 6 per cnt. The extent to which building hss lagged may be gauged properly from the following government chart of major business activities, which, the leading national economist has said, "gives us cur best Information about business conditions." All figures are based on 1923-'3S as 100, except prices, which are based on 1026. The figures are adjusted for seasonal variations, so each figure represents roughly the percentage of normal ex isting at the times designated. Factory -Industrial Employ- Pay Production ment rolls Autos are figuring on a 10 percent Increase In sales next year, soo, noted economists cannot see how h will develop, although there great enthusiasm manifest at th, shows. A 10 percent Improvement In rail earnings next year Is being more oon. fldently predicted. October production of autos tjj, less than a year ago, but only i,. cause they got a slow start, due to model changes. Practically all the lines of Indm. trial production have continued strong, except lumber. It was tie. up by the Paclfio coast strike. The Cleveland Trust company ha, made an Interesting survey, showing " Canada has regained 97 percent ot her depression losses while thli country has regained only 70 pet. cent, although we tried a lot of fancy remedies and Canada did not. 1929 aver. 1932 aver. 1935 aver. 1936 Aug. Sept. Oct. (Est.) Nov. 119 64 90 108 109 109 100 104.8 64.3 82.1 88.9 sea 90.4 90.0 109.1 45.3 703 81.1 81.1 86.5 87.0 (1928 equals 100) Freight Dept. Bldg. Wholesale Store Loadings Sales Contracts Price, 108 111 117 854 56 69 28 644 63 79 3 7 80.0 70 86 62 81.4 72 88 59 8U 73 80 58 81.5 74 03 65 82.1 baked potato should have, and they peeled and split and BOIIJJD the Deschutes. That Just about tells the story. Forest Creek FOREST CREEK, Nov. 30. (Spl.) Miss Waldron of Medford has been engaged by Netllo Armprlest as house keeper for the winter. Walter Arm prlest returned to his family nere last week. He expects to remain un til the weather changes. Mrs. Annie Davles, her mother. Mrs. Armprlest, accompanied by her son John, were visitors at the John Herrlot home down Applegate, No vember 22. Mrs. John Black and infant son Noel returned home from the Sacred Heart hospital November 20. Miss Marjory Flsk of Medford was a visitor at the home of Mr. and Mra. John Black. November 22. Other recent visitors Included Mr. and Mrs. Walter Armprlest and son Ray, Mrs. Paul pierce and Mrs. Pearl Pearce, Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Davles and fam ily. Isabel Black of Phoenix was home for the Thsnksglvlng holiday. Mrs. Margaret Watson returned to Medford November 28, after having been a guest here for a week. Mrs. H. C. McDonald of Summer vllle. Ore., returned to her home No vember 33, after having spent a few days at the home of her father, Lee Black, here. The Davles brothers closed down logging operations last week tor the remainder of the season. Mr. and Mrs. Ed 8tsrr of Medford and Miss Hazel Davles of Myrtle Point were Thanksgiving guests of Mrs. Annie Davles. Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Davles were turkey day hosts to Mr. and Mrs. Wallace Ragsdale and daughter Bar bara of Klamath Falls and Mr. and Mrs. Ray Ragsdale and sons of Eagle Point. Mrs. Arthur Davles and daughter Donna were visitors at the home of Mra. Annie Davles, November 37. Mr. and Mrs. Wslter Armprlest and son Ray lett November 23 for Port lsnd, where they were guests of rela tives for Thanksgiving. 1 Phoenix B UT we're resourceful cusses down MANN'S nrU TY MLO" Tluirriav Special Finger Wave and Shampoo for l&c Once X (tot as far as having a pill rolled for an opium pipe Ju.t for a lark but backed out. Two rc.r with me went the distance and Ihcy sick and thirsty lor two uvj. 1 aifjr Ads la l;iQ p. w. PORTLAND. Jfov. 30. (AP) The 1937 tourist to Oregon will be, de cidedly, a marked person. The board of directors of the cham ber of commerce approved in prin ciple a plan to welcome out-of-state visitors nsxt year. If it is carried out, the tourist will find the chamber and the forest 5erv.ee ready to provide him with information, atate police to greet him. Port. nd police to hand him information on the beaut If a and ad vantages of Oregon and hotel clerks. SMce men and others trained In a jtpoeial school of welcoming to make bts way ea-y. Clotvng time for Too Lats to Ci- shock waa over we hustled around to the Eugene hotel, where on the night before the big final banquet the dally newspaper men were to be fed. We got hold of the cook and primed htm as to how a potato as la a potato should be baked, and he took it all In. And when the potatoes were brought on they were wonders of the culinary art. They were a wow, and those dally newspaper guys ate them down to the last crumb and hollered for more, and v of Southern Oregon were covered with glory and hailed as benefactors. But deep In our vital was that that growing, secret knowledge that we'd had one put over on us. AMB the next night. And came : V with It the banquet for all th newspaper dlgnltariee and the big shots of the state government and member of the Eugene chamber of commerce, who were sponsoring the affair. We slunk In at the back door and found places away over In a dark corner behind a bunch of artificial palms. We were feeling low. Tou could have bought us at two cent on the dollar. AND then came the food. And with It the potatoes. And, believe U or not, the Osborn cook had locked at those Deschutes Netted Oems and slwd them up and decided what they were good for and then had peeled m and split 'em endwiae and BOILED ml PHOENIX, Nov. 30. (Spl.) Ret. and Mrs. E. r. McFarland and son Alex spent the Thanksgiving holidays In Portland, Mrs. Addle Lloyd also ac companied tntrm north. Miss ffiisanne Barkley was a guest of Mr. and Mrs. W. Turnqulst In Mc Cloid. Cal., on Thankaclvlng. Guests at the V. R. Hallcraft home Thursday included Mrs. N. C. Wil bur, and Mr. and Mrs. P. P. Wilbur and daughter of Klamath Falls. Dr. H. Parmer, recently returned missionary from north Africa wilt speak Wednesday evening st the Presbyterian church. A regular circle meeting la an nounced for Dec. 3. A new candidate will be Initiated. Mrs. Dennis Hanks of Canyonvllle. Ore., and her son, Wilbur Fivnnher of Marlboro, Alberta, Canada, visited friends In Phoenix Saturday. Mrs. Hanks was formerly Mrs. L. Fanaher. a W.dent of Phoenix. The dance given by the Phoenix Orange on Friday night was attend td by a large group of out of town peonle. ns wh as local. The Orange will hold their annual carnival on Friday. Dec. 4. The fol !c.ik booms and concessions wfll be displayed for the enjoyment of the public: fish pond, fancywork booth, home-made candy booth, pop corn booth, refreshment booth, beano tsbie. negro baby table, beauty pur- ior. lortune-telllng. atdeehows for men only, and sideshows for the public, also many other attractions. December 3. afternoon and evening, the Ladles aid win give their annual baaaar. A cafeteria supper win be served, with serving commencing at 5 30 D. tn. Th hTAj -m w- all afternoon. A pectl meeting of the Thursday club hns been called for 7:30 Tues rtv evening. Dec. 1 st the nome of Mrs. F. E. HillgTen. All members are urged to be present, especially bazaar committee members. CKRTM.FR TOPS 'EM all. CO. BOYS, you're had your com an eipert Jury. Those hotel know their business, sr.d ac cordlngly. They baked the Children's Colds Flight 'o Time Medford and Jackson County history from the files of the .Mull Tribune 10 and 30 years aeo. TEN YEARS AGO TODAY November 30. 1926 (It was Tuesday) Grant high of Portland and Med. ford high to play next Saturday at Portland for mythical state champ, lonshlp. Rainy weather continues and valley receives heavy drenching; 1.18 Inches ot rain falls yesterday. Southern Pacific to run special sleepers to Medford-Grant high game at Portland next Saturday. Rum peddlers fined $250 each for possession of moonshine. Work on Sand, creek entrsnce to Crater Lske park still unsettled. Gov. ernment to spend 91,000,000 on Ore gon roads coming summer. Beeley Hall delivers oration to Rot ary club on air mall service. Ban Is placed on tots driving autos on city streets. Trafflo officers quia fsther, who claims boy driver Is U yeara old. The boy threw a bomb shell by announcing: "I'm not either 14 I'm only tenl" TWENTY YE.VUS AGO TODAY November 311, 11)18 (It was Friday) City observes Thanksgiving dif yesterday with many family reun ions and plenty of turkey for all, Fifty million dollar loan to Allies Is cslled off by New York flnsnclers. Medford high defeats Ashland 10 to 0 In annual game at Ashlsnd. Gentry snd Corum starred for ths locals. Mutt Williamson was yell lead er snd brought out a great volume of noise. Carload ot valley apples shipped to Chicago. Local turkey prices drop from 28c to 25c and many growers will nola thelr fowls for the Christmas trsde. Norma Tnlmadce In "The Devils' Needle" at the Page: Mary Plckford In "Hulda Prom Holland" at tne Star. Heavy rain causes Table Rock farmers to rejoice and plan for late plowing. 1 The Grange Roxy Ann Grange Roxy Ann grange will meet Dec. 4. H. E. C. will have charge of program. All ladles sre asked to bring a lunch f' r two In a decorated box which will be sold, proceeds to bo used for Christmas party. A prize wtll b given for the cleverest box. H. E. C. will meet Wednesday at the home of Mrs. Henry Hanson. Cok e: Butte road. A dance will be held at Orange hall. Dec. 5. Sllva's orchestra will furnish the music. You are Invited to attend. INIfTOK DIES PORTLAND. Nov. 30. (AP) DesMl ended the life Sunday of Dr. Dsnlel O. Webster, prominent In medical circles of the state for S3 years and a leader In Masonic organizations. He was 60 years old. PORTLAND. Nov. 30. (AP ) Mar tin C. Banfleld, 80, retired real cststt executive and contrnctor and prom inent in civic and fraternal affair died Sunday after a long Ulness. Not responsible for any obligations contracted by anyone other than my ,f" E. R HOLLISTER. Yield quicker to double action of NDIGESTION SIrS ! doesri live here any more" I tikt t Ctrtr'i Uttlt Uvrr Pill ill'" tni I fin cr.n ,d s j,t. CC.MA