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PAGTC TWELVE MKPFORD MATL TRTWNTV MEDFORD, OREGON", FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1936. MedfordTribune 'Etron In Sonrfitni Oregon Reads the. Mall Tribune" Pally Kirept Saturday Published by MEDFOn D PRINTING CO. 2fi-37-3 N. Fir St. Pbont TI HOHBBT W. HUHL, Editor ERNEST R. QILSTRAP. Managar. An Independent Newapapar Entered aa aeoond-claaa matter at Hert ford, Oregon, under Act of March , l7 SUBSOIUITION BATES nv. Kill-In Adt'tnci Dally, na year 18.00 Dally, at montha Dally, one month fl By Carrier. In Advance Med ford, Aah land. Jackaonvllle, Central Point Phoenix. Talent. Gold Hill, and lllllhfl-.M Dally, one year I-0? Dally, als montha Daily, one month All tarma, cash In advanca. Official Paper Clly of Medford Official I'niwr of iJackkon County MEMHKB OFTIIB ASSOCIATED VUEBS Rerulvlna- Full Leased Wire Service The Amoolated I'resa ! exalualvely as- titled to the ui tor purjiicauoa oi an nan rflaDatftheB credited to It or other wine credited Id till" paper, and alao to th 1nifl1 newa Duhllshed herein. All right" for publication of apaclal dlapatcnea nerem are aieo renrviq. WKMIlER O UNITED 1'RESa MKMBKR OF AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS Ad vert lain RepreBeiitaMvee WEST-1 J O IX I V A Y -M Ofl B N S EN CO. Offices In New Vork. Chicago. Detroit, San Francisco, Los Angelas, Seattle. Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry. A Georgia; lawyer, charged with rob bing a bank. Is an "ex -Liberty League member." A Jury of hi peers will de clde whether the "ex" should be more so. a e The Christmas cantata, season ap proaches. Auy one who can sing, or Is willing to try. Is Invited to enlist. e HIS KAILS PINNED BACK. (Altoona (Kan.) Times) A man confessed In a nearby eJhurch last Sunday and, among other things, said: "X wblp my wife. The-wife Jumped up and exclaimed; 'He's a liar, he can't do itT v a ' There waa an Impromptu dog fight en Central avenue Wed pm. "Now run back to your typewriter, and say something mean about shlvarees," a passing Older Olrl sneered at us. a 'For Sale A big paying rooming house, centrally located. 4fi roomers always full." (Del Norte Triplicate wanted) Why bring that up? The J. Kort Hull boy. Secley, flew out from Chicago Wed., chewed a turkey drumstick with his folks, and winged back to Chicago Thurs. It must be collossal to be In such burry. e Oregon Democrats have started flfhttnii amoni; themselves, aa the predicted "era of good feeling" sweeps Into neighborly battling. e In a Los Angelea divorce suit, the plaintiff alleges the defendant boused ten residents in a two-room apart ment. The apartment looked like s. a -passenger suto coming home from school. a Americans are fortunate In crises. Ood always finds a Moses to lead them out of the wilderness of their own .msktns;." (Pittsburgh Poat-Qa-stte Oreat and painful truth Item. . . A Hungarian doctor, whoes social dignity was Insulted, will fight a duel today, and three tomorrow. He baa already fought two duels. One ad Ternary was gently wounded In the hand, and Uie other gklssed ny tne fiery doctor sfter he had missed him without resumption of hostilities. Many farmers are now putting down their cabbage, without -corn -beef for a chaser. Several citizens have been experi encing the Joys of the dental chair. which Includes getting out of one, a e a A report from Balem states a plan will be advanced to merge the so Ore gon counties Into eight; the consoli dation producing efficiency. t spon sore are now "wrestling with the de tails." It has not yet been decided which county will apply the flying tacklo to the abdominal region, while the seven other counties hold Multno mah county. eat The "hired man." under the social security not. Is exempted from its pro. visions. All a "hired man" has to be ta a policeman, a carpenter, a milking machine, a sign painter, a carpenter, a veterinarian, a blacksmith, a mow lng and threshing machine expert, grindstone engluer. electrician, auto mechanic. buU-her. mother to young chickens and turkeys, woodsman, cook, baritone In the church choir, enuelch fractions youths for the schootnwm. and when a guest from the city comes to the farm, catch htm a ttsh and kill htm a deer. Be sides, the svcrnjre hired man Is too busy to fill out a social security blank. a Scientist have figured out the mountains of the Pacific slope are moving westward at the rate of "one foot per year." At this pare. It looks like everybody would be able to get out of the way. , 4 A 1B35 Iowa agricultural census Just reported shows that s malortty of Iowa farm operators have been on the land they now occupy more than five years. Once s part, of a huge swamp re gion. Putnam county, Ohio, Is nw an Important agricultural aies. Orf.au ird January 8, 1034. It was named In honor of Gen. Israel Putnam. Liberia's bills were all paid at the close of the fiscal year October. 1136 the treasury department of this Af rican republic announced. Cditorial Correspondence SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 27. Thanks to Mr. Campbell of the S. P. (probably tipped off by Rosey) your correspondent can now answer San Francisco Vperpctual and persistent inquiry to all visitors, in the affirmative. "Have you been over the new bridge?" "Yes, wa have been over the new bridge." 1 "Well what did you think of it?" "We. thought it was " then you search around for the proper adjective arid unable to find any that appear more fit tiuif than the common garden variety, of overworked bromides, you feebly proclaim you thought ful, most interesting and thank you very much." ..... So that's that. Tou have a vague suspicion your host finds something lacking in your reaction, and you feel the name way about it, but even though you are supposed to know some thing about the use of words, what can you do about it J You finally decide you can take a great poet, or some real nique like Bruce Barton, to do justice to the first trip over the new bridge, at least as far as satisfying the expectations of the typical San Franciscan is concerned: In all the world there is no tn the first t.rin nver it. shnnlrl out of the ordinary, something a poem, or page aa, or woras fess we could supply none of these things. And tinallv to be perfectly which is our constant endeavor in all our reportorial efforts. while the bridge is one of the seven wonders of the world, the trip over it ISN'T, in fact with a thick morning fog envelop ing the structure and the surrounding landserape, we had hard work convincing ourselves we were going over a bridge at all. we didn t know just when and had only a vague idea when was, we travelled over a beautiful, six-laue highway, between 45 and 50 miles an hour, as solid and substantial as any high way, no vibration, no quivering, if there had been a few trees and farm houses discernible through the fog, we might have concluded, we were shooting through Yolo county en route to Medford, as far as any visual sensations were concerned. And como to think of it perhaps that is the unique feature of this longest bridge in the world, it is constructed as such flu integral part of the San Francisco bay highway system, with easy almost imperceptible approaches, and the same easy, grad ual exits, that with the aid of a little morning fog, or evening twilight, a passenger in a motor car, can go over it, and NEVER KNOW IT, particularly if someone else hands out the 65 cents at the toll gate I However, for those of us who motored from San Francisco's down-town section to Medford via the Oakland ferry, the most, startling sensation was received, after the trip had been concluded, we had left our host. and the family watch was consulted. Mr. Market streetacross the bay, to back again to Oakland, and returned us to the hotel, in the brief span of 45 minutes! Figure that out. Unless the futnily watch swallowed some of that fog, that is the schedule we maintained, and need we add our host being nn official of the Southern Pacific, believes in safety first and DOESN'T believe in breaking the speed limit. If time is money then you don't need an expert accountant, 'to figure out, how long it will take for that bridge to pay out, without the bo cent toll (which we think is too high) and have a surplus instead of a deficit. The chinf explanation for such rapid transit is the special highway, I which leaves the bridge near Berkeley, across the mud flats,1 on new-made ground, thus avoiding entirely the down-town traffic.'- . Yes it's a wonderful bridge, and highway achievement, and the state of California have every reason to be as proud cf it as they are. " Tn'kiiig this bridge on the extreme western coast of tho country, elovated highway from Harlem to tho Battery along the Hudson in New York, and in between the upper-deck high way, to the north side in Chieago, and yon or at. least WIS, can readily visualize, what the outstanding highway develop ment of the next ten or twenty years, in this country will lie, a system of trunk highways for through motor traffic, built above tho ground, shooting from one large city to' another. That's coming sure 09 sunrise, and this S. F. bridge point the way! If you take lunch at the Pacific Union club on Nob Hill, and listen to the conversation it will before you will hear a statement like this: "Only -one way to settle this strike. Take this bird Harry Bridges.'civo him a kick in the seat of the pants, throw him on the next boat to 'Australia, tell come back, and peace will bo signed tomorrow. Ue a au alien a communist, a no-good homlire for all tho waterfront troubles, we are haying and have bad. Why Uncle Sam hasn't kicked him out long ago is more than I can make out', he's worse than Al Gapone ever thought, of being, and vet here ho is ecttintr out his second papors, stirring up all the trouble he can, getting paid takes a lunket to South America, ji . . 11! (those various symbols are put there to rcpr.cut whatever cuss words, the reader ... . What is the answer to that The answer is a resident of this country, alien or not, who has violated no law, whose papers are in proper shape, who is not1 a fugitive from justice, has no criminal record, is neither diseased nor insane, CAN 1 BE DEPORTF.D. ho has as much right to he .here as anyone else. If ns is true of Bridges, he has taken out. his second papers, passed every required test, vilh tho highest ratings, violates no law, there isn't a court in the land, that, would sanction his deportation, or that could in any way, deprive him of those rights, which every citizen of the country, is guaranteed under the constitution. Bridges may be a communist, though he and his friends deny it, but he is not registered as one. and if he were, this is still a fr.'o Democracy, and a registered Communist, has as much right to be a citizen of this country, as a registered Republican or Democrat. There arc at leiist, ."iO.iHMI of them in the country now, and as lonr as they behave themselves, they have as much right to stay here, as any of their fellow citizens. Finally if Bridges were deported it would not radically chr.tige the present strike situation, anymore than if Colonel Blank, spokesman for the shipowners were removed, that would i hange the status quo overnight. There would be other Bridges, other Plants to take their places. The trouble goes deeper than personal it ic.?, it's 11 matter of the spirit. the spirit of war. be tween capital and labor in San Francisco, which 11s wc see it, ran only lie changed by an aroused public opinion made effvtive thrmiyli 1111 entirely XF.W, lecid set-up. R. W. R Mahan Kidnap Pal Is Given 10 Years SEATTLE. Not. J7. (AD BdK.rrt FUm, 30, former prliwn pl of Wil liam M&htn. th W?yrh?UMr 01 kldn.pfr. ffu sentenced: to ten vt.r. federal Imprisonment today and ttned 5,000 tot paMlng Dart ol Ui. 100,- it was "swell, great, .wonder do nothing, it would probably master of the advertising tech bridge like this, and the reaction therefore be. no doubt, somethinc outstanding and unique. Yes hei to luiibiu, uui we uium uuu- frank and objective about it we reached the bridge proper, we were off it, all we knew through the years have often Campbell took us trora lower the foot of the Berkeley ferry, Oakland and goes directly to a - history-making1 engineering tho people of San Francisco and not be more than five minutes him to stay there and never all around, and is responsible for it, and President Roosevelt to talk about world peace 1 1 may be disposed to select.) ... COO random paid for Oeorge. Weer baeuaer'a release a yeai ago lat sum mer. V. 8. District Attorney J. c:arle Dennis said he may dlsmlra a mora aerloua charge that FIIm plotted the kidnaping with Mahan. Tills charge carries a maximum penalty of Aire ( imprisonment, Personal Health Service By William Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease J tag n us Is or treatment, will be answered by Dr Brady If s stamped, eUad dreued envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In ink (twins to lb large number ot letters received only a few can be answered No reply can be made to queries not Dr. William Brady, 265 El Cam! no. Beverly Hills, Calif. - HYGIENE FOR Reader told here recently how un successful had been Injection treat ment In his csss and how he had found prolonged relief from his trouble, plies, only after be adopted a more healthful diet especially exclud ing condiments, beer, wine, ca thartics. Another reader now d e s c r 1 bes similar exper ience and HAya she obtained lastmg relief when h corrected her diet. She ex. Tin tn.Z "Z dtor her for the injection treatment which failed. She explains that I recom mended the doctor to her. But. un fortunately, she signs her letter with Initials only. A medical colleague who has had considerable experience with both the standard operation snd Injection treatment gives his present view of the question: "While the majority of cases of hemorrhoids can be successfully treated by Injection, there are some' types in which Injection will always be foUowed by recurrence. It la not fair for proctologists to urge Injec tion treatment on this type of pa tient. Honesty requires that such patient be told frankly that opcra and under prolonged local anesthesia Is the method of choice. It Is quite true that the patient Is benefitted by good hygiene snd particularly by diet which controls constipation, but we may be sure the "cure" of hemor rhoids by diet will not lost long." In the series of talks about the nature, cause and treatment of hem orrhoids given In this column re cently I endeavored to explain the value of good hygiene. Hygiene unquestionably prevents hemorrhoids, and even sfter hemor rhoids have developed, hygiene will greatly prolong the Intervals between "attacks," - -., Many persons have hemorrhoids, yet by good hygiene manege to es cape for years any serious trouble. It Is Impossible to give ' practical advice about hygiene for hemor rhoids Ln this article. I have a mono graph on hemorrhoids (piles) which I will be glad to maU any reader who asks for It and Incloses a stamp ed envelope bearing his address. I mm fail! 5aFlclntvre NEW VORK, Nov. 37, Thought. while strolling: Newnt of bor let- tens allegedly smuggled out of Spain, You couldn't tell the voices of Jimmy j Durante and Al Smith apart In a dark room. And those continental looking dancers Voleas and Yol ande are a cou ple of New York high school kids. Model for the perfect Elmer: Sinclair Lewis. McClelland Bar. clay, worldly and deat.nnalre. Is the sort you d Imagine could crest those stunning girls of the magazine cov ers. Abel Green calls that West 53d street cafe strip America's Mont- martre In sn Esquire piece. Dandy new raaio voice: Mrs. Irvine Berlin's. Por a revue title: Mink snd Mono cle. Those glowy fellows running aown srep to taxie after a swim aud rub down at the Athletic Club No wonder Fanny Hurst has grown so tnm. She wrestled three years with her Isst book. Add popular myths: That Senator Carter Olass is an ele gant cuseer. He's never profane. Most ridiculous of all restaurant names: The Brown Derby. War cor respondents come and go but out there etui pitching la Karl Von Wle gand. Basil Durant. once dean of the ballroom dancers, now like Earl Ben ham, once a movie actor, a tailor. One word description of Ethel Mer man: shiny. Catcb-Une far an air ways sd: "We tly through the sir with the greatest of easel'1 And speak ing of flying you have such a mem ory! Well, name the woman who flew tne Atlantic westward alone Just a few weeks ago. After a four-year suspension, pri vate telephonea are being Installed ln the dressing rooms of stars. Their discontinuance was a part of produ cers' economy p rev mm. At the Win ter Garden, Pnnule Brloe and Oyp Rose Lee there' once 1 did not write it Gypsy Lee Rose hare their phones. The first dressing room phone was lust ailed for the then top glamour girl, Lillian Lorraine, when she was to snd frnit over the audience in a rose swing at the New York Roof. Louis Sobol now and then reports coming upon Lillian Lorraine In bis circle of the cafe. More than any hiw iilrl nf tittrwimf Irttv aft n- a i the toast of the town. A beautiful j tn oW da?B lh nnG ,n 80-"".-hanim-scarum who loved life In him. I 'm Oregon the days before the beat, she re'gned longer than most ; plow hsd come. of her sisters. Those who see her tell of remslniiig trsor of exotic beauty sltuoivth softened now by a drift of silver hair. She was a youue Irish Isss, with a name something like Dels Flaherty, out of Pittsburgh, and was first noticed by Gene Buck. Bobby Clarx. sans McCullougb. Is hitting on high with his Idlotlsma as chief clown at the Winter Oarden Clark la ano.her out ot the putty nosed, b a g y-pautaloonM school! knowu as the Burlesque Wheel. Jim Brady, M P. conforming to Instructions.. Address HEMORRHOIDS have a booklet "The Constipation Habtt" which contains detailed In structions for correcting that habit, but, alas, costs ten cents In coin of the realm. The hygiene for hemorrhoids in cludes not only correction of faulty diet, constipation and the physic habit or the use of Injurious cathar tics, but also general, measures to equalize circulation and oppose pel vic congestion or stagnation of blood In the veins south' of the equator. And It includes Important rules con cerning the toilet of the perineum. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Acne . Had your, formula for bad com' plexlon filled. , It cost me SI .26 but It was worth a million dollars to me. I was ashsmed to look my own mother ln the face before I used it. snd after two applications my face cleared up . . . (Miss P. M.) Answer Glad to know It. Now If I knew which formula. ... The formula was as follows: Sub limited sulphur, compound tincture ol lavender, witch hazel' extract, cam phor water and glycerine, one ounce of each of the five. Some girls might think It pretty messy. It was almost black, but I did not find It offensive. Hope others may benefit by It as I have. .. . . (Was P. E. M.) Answer That and other recipes are given ln monograph "Blackheads and Pimples" which I am glad to send any reader who asks for It and In closes three-cent stamped envelope bearing his or her sddress. Fruit Juice Why do you recommend store to mato Julco rather ' than home can ned? Would tills apply to prune Juice also? Do you think It advisable to give prune Juice to a five months old baby? . . . (Mrs, B. P. P.) ' Answer During cooking sny vege table or fruit or Its Juice containing vitamin C loses much of the vitamin from oxidation. Commercial canning is by vacuum process, and that pre vents oxidation and preserves much of the vitamin O. That's the only reason to prefer factory canned to mato or other product to home can ned, so far as I know. It would ap ply to pmnes or prune Juice too. Yes, prune Juice Is all right to give a baby three or more months old. Ed Note: PeiMin whthlnt Co communicate wttb Dr. Bud) thuuid eno letter, direct to Dr William Bmd M D &M BJ rami no leeil Htils Csltf. Barton waa a burlesquer. So are 80 percent of old time stars Warfleld and others. Burlesque had all the training variety of stock. Incidental ly, Bobby Clark Is the Lambs crack after dinner speaker. Ben Riley ta about last of the Inn keepers to decorate the walls ot his tavern with sutographed pictures of celebrities mostly of stage and screen. The newer decor for such ex-' hJblt la to have caricatures of the; notables. Barney Gallant touched off ', thts Ides In the Village snd It was enlarged upon uptown by Sardi's, who hired a caricaturist to lie in wait for the eligible snd, of oourse, that upped trade by bringing them on the run for a limning. Browne's old chop house on Broad way and what a gay Sunday night spot! featured the most notable collection of this sort the town ever saw. When Browne's decided to bang up the shutters, the collection was sold for sround 930.000. Add unforgettable moments: The feel of early dew the first day bare foot. And the trade last from grand ma, when without being told, you appeared on the front porch with your feet snd legs well washed: "Well, here is our little dude!" Too. there were those hilarious In terludes when grandma lost her specs Usually twice a yoar. They were on her forehead all the time but would suppress giggles snd help bar search high and low. When-finally found she would redden and. claim: "Law me, pool I knew when; iney were ail iae lime. (Copyright 1038. McNaught Syudicate) Comment of the Day s News By FRANK JENKINS. IV the early davs of the West (In this esse the eatof-the-moun-talns country In Oregon) the 'bsd man" playrd a part not unlike that of the gangster of today. Thst is to say, he got in the headlines. These "bod men" were a curious lot. Along with the traits that were bsd. they mixed trait that were dis tinctly good. 8herk said to this writer the other day In the course of a discus sion of these turbulent characters of "Bill was a cold-blooded klllr no doubt about that. Over In Idaho, where he was working at a mine In Interval between cow punching, he got Into s row with the cook. Oet- tlng into a row with the cook wasn't a good Idea back In those times, for men had to eat, and the cook waa a pretty Important man around :imp. So Vlckers was fired. "It made him mad, snd Immc -j dlately afterward he fell In with a couple of other tough citizen and the three probably got good and drunk. Anyway, the session wound up with e'ach taking So chips and starting a poker game. "The one who lost all hi. chips flrat waa to kill the Chinaman." , f UCK ran again'. Vtckers. and he 1 lost bla 20 chips ln short order. So he made good shot the Chinese cook, dragged htm at the end of a rope to a pile of rocks and burled him. Then he lit out of Idaho. ; ' "That Is how he came to Oregon. He went back to cow punching, and among others he worked . for ' my father." . fCKTOW that killing of the Chlna- ' . man ln Idaho waa about aa cold-blooded a deed aa you could Imagine. But I maintain that BUI Vlckers wasn't AIX bad. "PVjr Instance: He'd worked for my father ' quite a ' while, and hadn't drawn any of his wagea. Re finally had about 9400 coming to him. so be drew It and started to San Francisco to spend the winter ln the city. . "On the way. somewhere up in the Sierras, he ran onto a man and hie wife who were clear down on their luck out of money, out of food, out. fit ail gone and both about starved This bad man who'd killed the Chinaman up ln. Idaho spent bla $400 getting that man and his wife back on their feet again, and then he turned around and came back -to the ranch and went to work. "Figure that out. If you can." nra VICKERS, Joe relates, died U with his boots on, as so many of his kind did. A United States marahal came , after him ln the oourse of time, and In the fight that enBued when the marshal came up with Vlckers, along - wlth: a wild young fellow named CJrlnkey who'd teamed up with blm. the marshal came out on top. Both Ue burled, beneath the same heap of atones, on the Guano ranch, over beyond the Hart mountain coun try.- . ; . (Continued from page One ) officially announced that wholesale commodity prices Increased nearly 1 percent during the single week of November 14. This Is a tremendous lift for a broad price table wblcb generally fluctuates In tenths of one percent. It brought tho general com modity price level to the highest point since 183ft. The level was 3 percent above the same week last year. Farm products were up nearly 10 percent above a year ago; miscellaneous commodities 0 percent; foods off 1.8 percent. The extent of the Increases ln that one week was 2A percent for sami- manufactured articles; food 1.1 per cent;, finished product 0.8 percent: industrial 2.3 percent. What the new dealers ars afraid of Is that prices will go too high and curtail buying. But prices seem to be fairly well established so far on s basis of new buying demsnd. and there Is some question whether they csn be effectively checked either by hints, official talk or otherwise. Note Add to thts the fact that the greatest Christmas business ln history Is expected; thst the new tax bill Is forcing corporation money In to wages and dividends, which should stimulate spending. If not Investment; thai political bickering has been re moved from the national picture; that businessmen are bent on cooperating with the new deal even if It kills them; that popular psychology Is now more buoysnt. .Tuat before President Roosevelt left to fish for peace and barracuda tn southern waters, be called in bis farm advisers for a private conference. It was more than half -way agreed then that the president would call Irn porta nt a gr1 cul tural 1 esdars of the country to Washington for a period of several dsys to frame new agri cultural It gitUation. The call will probably be sent out through Agrl culture Secretary Wallace after con- greea meets In January. The Idea will be to get the farm leaders who exert the heaviest, pres sure on congress to gather in the right place to exert pressure for a new AAA program. Tbl is the wsy the original AAA was secepted ln March, loaa. The nrw progrsm will come osten sibly from the farmers, as it did be fore, but the men who pull the wires here now have a fsirly good hint of what It will be, becauv thev will draft It and hsnd It over to soma farm organlrnflop to anonwr. This HELP KIDNEYS PASS 3LBS. A DAY Dork. . yr Utnv? cxet.ta 15 mfca .pout 3 pint, a d.v cr about 3 pouMs el ..,. reaaea omaijr r,wi( it ntii?i wj r-.tftnoa thn n. h omiiUii toii h yr.a Mctt or SWl,. An unm of ,d,i. or .ieM i. your WoorL -sen due lo nni.nn,l Ldner duordfrj. m P. U rauM ol tucroa turiuclir, rbnmalw r"'1 I., p.ina. Ion of pep acH en- rtjr, t,ui,, ud o;,br, mllint. rufiaea " The , 5iifH and d.I.ieV. fUK n-ed .uroM,f(iy hT m.Ui. for or3 i t t K,rr!r r'h'' --m to. ' froa jcrl,d. O.I DeuTltll also has been done before, after the AAA waa Invalidated, the farm lead en were called to Washington and suggested the soil conservation rem ery prepared by AAA Administrator Chester Da via. Therefore, there Is reason for be lieving that the agricultural leaders will not recommend a constitutional amendment, but will urge a change In the sou conservation act so that federal control will be maintained They will probably also favor produc tion control. The only people taking an Interest ln crop Inaurance at present are the wheat farmers ln the 6c-called seml arld regions. In those regions the farmers usually get only one or two good, cropa out of .five, so they are naturally Interested ln Inaurance Also, when they get a good crop, the price la low. Tbey usually have no wheat when the price la high. The AAA crowd seems to be re signed to trying the plan on wheat alone for the first year, realizing that these seml-arld farmers are probably the only ones who will Join up to any great extent. You hear very much less here about crop Insurance since the campaign la over. Ye Poets Corner "MY MONUMENT" m n. v.. Mlllard.l Oh I That 1 might build a monument Thni. umtilri raise Its head sublime, Par up In the claar blue ether, To stand till the end of time; Rhnwinir a radiance, a elory That naught on earth could dim; An altar to JEHOVAH That would point direct to Htm. The model for my monument tj, that huce and wonderoua pile. That baa defied the storms of ages On the banks of the river Nile. The great pyramid of Otzeh. Mysterious, vaat and grand. Mont wonderous earthly structure E'er raised by the hand of man. No Iron, steel, no wood or stone wnntrl of mv monument be a part: It would challenge all beholders. The crown of the builders srt; Preaentlnsr all reoulrementa Of proportion, size and looks, ' For 1 would build it aa a PYRAMID And build It all of books. As material for this monument. The best books I would use, prom the countless, countless millions I would have enough to choose; To make It a shining object, Above all othera of its kind. To reflect the beet and wisest Of all human works combined. I would place ln the outer walls The beat works of all ages, Historians, philosophers, Prophets. Poeta, Sages. Those of less Importance- Lesser value, leaser light, would fill Into the center And bury out of sight. The value of each written book, The measure of lta worth, I the clear and true reflection Of the mind that gave It birth. Meaaured by thla standard Of books, both great and small. The BIBLE with It mysteries, , Is the greatest book of all. So thla greatest- book of wisdom Ever given the human race. I'd reserve until the very last. Then put In lta proper place; And use It aa the crowning linlah. Just at the final atop; I'd crown the mighty structure With the BIBLE at. the top. PHILIP: J coutd hardly wait to get back to see you again. To be able to see you every . day. to have you beside me, in the same office with me, seems the most important thing in the world. SALLY: You're my best friend, Philip. But what you really feel for me is what I feel for you friendship. PHILIP: No. I know I love you. A SCENE FROM BY BAILEY WOLFE Starting November 30 in The Metford Mail Tribune Flight To Time Medford and Jackson County history from the Mies of the Mull Tribune 10 and 20 years ago. TEN YEARS AGO TODAY November 27, 1926. (It was Saturday.) Pair arrested ln Siskiyous with 313 pints of moonshine, suspected of Klamath Palls pool hall robbery. Mayor Alenderfer and council con fer with promoter of railroad to the coast. Two speeders lined for exceeding the speed limit on East Main street. Needy to through a fund. be cared for this year Community Christmas Mr. and Mrs. Noel Ersklne return '' from a motor trip to Mexico. R. E. Nealon la elected school di rector of the Tsble Rock district. Valley rabbit growers to hold show .Vcember IS. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY November 27, 1916. (It was Sunday.) Motorists given another week to make their headlights conform with new city ordinance. One motorist found with 11 spotlights on his suto. I. W. W. army Invades Ashland, snd holds up city for food and shelter. Mr. and Mrs. H. Van Hoevenburg, Jr., Mrs. Stanley Smith of Eugene, Mrs. E. B. Day and Henry Schumann He ink were entertained at dinner at the L. W. Smith residence Monday evening. (Gold Hill News.) Two German Zeppelins lost ln raids on English coast. Dr. E H. Porter and family return from an auto trip to Boston, MassJS Weather. Northern Cnlifornla: Fair and mild tonight and Saturday;" fogs near coast; gentle northerly wind off coast; Sunday fair. Oregon: Fair tonight and Satur day but with considerable valley fog; little change In temperature; gentle to moderate easterly wind off coast. Excavating an Indian burial mound on bis grandmother's farm, Howard Kohr of Salina, Kas.,- unearthed 70 skeletons. With the bones were clay pots, grinding stones and shell knives . for use by the spirits ln the next world, , . Wild wheat grows in Palestine, but It was not discovered and Identified until 190&. Avery county, with a 300 per cent gain, showed the largest Increase in farm tenancy among North Carolina counties during the period 1930-38. BETTER HEALTH Stomach, Rectal and Colon Ailments Destroy Your Conttrtutlon Bast known treatmant In HiaWeit for Ulcus, Add. tly, Indigestion, PUti, Pitsurat. Fistula, Colitis, Eloatin. Constipation, iagnoais, E mint t ion tas I'r.a.n. k .VilLA specialists. No hospital imt1etlcpmtiew.Nocontatmat write otemll tor f RE t dcacrtpare Booklet. Dr.C. J. DEAN CLINIC Phytlclanand Sanson M.S. Corner B urns i da andGrandAvtnve Taiepnona F.Aat 39lg Portland. Orsgoa I J