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TfEDFORD fATX TTITBTTNTE. TfEDFORD, OREGONMONDAY, MARCH 9,' 1936. MedfordTribune "Everyone In Southern OreiroB Heads the slaU Tribune" Dally Eicep Saturday. published by MKDFORD I'RINTINO CO. lf-ST-21 N. Fir BU Phone T. ROBERT W. RUHU Editor. SUN EST R. OILSTRAP, Maoaisr. An Independent Ne wipe per. Kntered aa aecondcUee matter at Ued tord, Oregon, under Act of March t, 1119. SUBSCRIPTION RATES y Hall la Advance! Pally, one year.... " Pally, all monthe 1.7 Patly, one month Sr Carrier, In Advance Medford, Aih land, Jacksonville, Central Point. Phoenix, Talent. Gold Hill and on highways. Pally, one year......... 16.00 Pally, els montba l Pally, one month All term a, ea-h In advance. orflclaJ Pnper of the City of Med ford. Official Paper of Jarkaon County. ILfcUBEH OF TUB ASSOCIATE I PK&ttS Receiving Pull ..eased Wire Her Ice. The Aaeoclated Preae le eiolualvely en titled to tbe uee for publication of all news dlipatchee oredlted to It or other wise credited In thte paper, and alao to tbe local newa published herein. All rlghta for publication of epeclal dispatches herein are atao reeerved. MEMBER OF UNITED PRESS MEMBER OF AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATIONS Advert lttn Representatives M. C. UOOKNHKN A COMPANY Offloea In New York. Chicago Detroit Ban Francleco, Los Angelas, Seattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot Br Arthur ferry. iTh. PrMtrt.nt InL th. itlld. to till waistcoat one evening laat week, and had to attend a cabinet dinner, with tha wrong kind ol button. In hi. Teat. It ahould have been tha preal dentlal collar-button. Then mean iwitiM nrnilrt h.va aald something cut, and aarcaatlo about, plain clU tena who have loat their ahlrta. ... Tha Portland city council will paaa ao ordinance providing punUhraent fnr minor, who fatslfv their agea to beer dlapenaera. and, thereby wet weir juvenue wauvm. .m. wm be paaalng tbe buck a well aa the bock the council argue,. Tha old faahloned bartender had no trouble determining the age of a male cua tomer. If a wave of a thumb toward, the door did no, aufflce. the boot of the bouncer did. In that era In fant were not deposited on the bar while. Mama holated ona with the boya. It waa before babea teethed on atelna, and th'iat emporium, needed a nur.ery more than a poker room. ... A West Virginia girl who haa been laughing for eight daya. la 1m- nm.ln mnA h.r mirth haa dlmln- lahfd to a "periodic giggle," preae reports reveal. 8ha haa now reached the normal atato of cltlrena In doubt about the fusibility of a na tion spending ltaelf rich, by going broke. ... The OSO-UofW. baaketball game broadcast waa a complete auccesa. None of the soprano. Interfering with the reception ran out of wind, and compelled the broadcaat atatlon to fall back on a electrical trans cription (phonograph record to you). ... 1400 high school students of Ala med. Calif., aided and abetted by their parent, and politician!, are on sulk. In protest to tha discharge of a school head. It la highly prob able when calm la restored, the youthful hellralslng will be blamed on tha movtea. ... Tha head of the Communist party In America addressed tha people over the air, and the mildness of hla re marka aurprlaed. Many Oregon ora tlona have been fiercer. Hu larynl did cot become over-heated, and. hla Jaba at Capitalism were gentle. Nev ertheless, it Is Just aa wait to be ware of tha whine when H la "Red"! Now la the time to brace yourself for next Friday the 13th. Many have good luck, many have bad luck, and many have neither. ... Farmers report that two wild flower lovers hunting lamb tongues In hla lower meadow, picked some lamb chops. "Faery Bells at 7" "Honey, when the sun la low. we love to watch the swallows. They dip and flee and fly and flow, like leavea upon the still. The shadowa walk with purple tread, aa monks all frorked and bowed of head, among the distant hollows. And Someone paltita a rose of blush and mauve and sold and silver plush where daylight flees and follow,. II. "Honey. If a child la sweet, and kind to all creation, when sunset framea and frees and flamea a pic ture past the hill, then one may aee In silver spire bevond the flare of heaven's fire a slnale stately sta tion I And faintly fond shall hear the llpht, low bells the rserles ring for night. In all their dear elation. III. "Honey, when the sun Is dropt behind the mountein's mianrn. when Niaht Is poured and loosed snd stored the bowl of day to fill then, ere the color dlea afar, we'll wish one wish on yonder star, that breaks lt ancient prison. We'll wish thst we msy always keep the fsery bella that ring for sleep . , . Hoi Hot The moon U risen!" (Ben Hur Lampman In the Cold Hill News. 20 Years Ago.) To Nehullil Armory. CORVAI.US. Ore.. March 0 ( API The state board of control author taed Immediate repairs to th, col ters armory, which waa damaged by fire February 18. Detailed estimate fixed repslr costs at eiauaoi, Re. pair funds will come from the regu lar stam re.toretton fund tarried as Insurance on state bulld.ii.ja. Editorial Correspondence LOS ANGELES, March 6. Too bad. The Country Doctor featuring the Dionne quintuplets, is a good film,' it might so easily have been a GREAT one. Here wag a glorious opportunity, to depart from the stereo typed Hollywood hokum and chart an entirely new course in the field of original pictorial dramatization. At the outset all the old hackneyed patterns should have been thrown out of tho window, the action and plot development should have been built solely around the country doctor theme, and the quintuplets brought in as a perfectly logical and natural climax, with no extraneous elements to weaken the dramatic force of such an unusual combination. For here one had the country doctor, a NATURAL in true human interest and poignant drama; and the quintuplets, the greatest biological phenomenon in all hu man history. Such things as boy and girl love interest, conventional comic relief, all the time-honored gags and tricks of the trade, should have been shunned like the plague, for here was a chance to make movie history, perhaps mark an epoch in the develop ment of a new dramatio form. But the powers that be in the j.roduction of "The Country Doctor" decreed otherwise. So the pretty girl and handsome boy had to be dragged in by the heels j the country doctor sentimentalized and fitted with the necessary tremolo stops; and the COMIC feature of the multiple accouchment, so OVER-empliasized, that it will probably go down in movie history as one of Slim Summerville's greatest slapstick parts. Don't misunderstand. Tou will LIKE "Tho Country Doctor", and we predict it will be one of the greatest box office successes in modern history perhaps for all time. But while we enjoyed it (the perfectly natural way the quin tuplets stagger around like a group of slightly intoxicated penguins is alone worth the price of admission) we couldn't help but feel all the time how a rare opportunity to make a genuine human interest EPIC had been muffed. But put it nevertheless on your "MUST" list, boys and girls. That is a superfluous advice as far as the gals are concerned, we don't believe a woman in the country, who can somehow raise the price of a ticket will miss the "littlo darlings." At the opening in L. A. today the theatre was packed, and at least 98 wore skirts.. We have one other suggestion to tender the powers that be over in Hollywood. This relates to the extras so called two-bit players. We mean those worthy gentlemen and ladies who provide the background and atmosphere the butlers, French maids, Dukes and Duchesses, the foreign diplomats, and say the King of Westphalia or the Governor General of Canada. They should bo mixed up moro thorouehly shuffled. When, as has J been the writer's experience the same person familiar countenance, figure and manner ot speech, as an officer of the Canadian Mounted, foreign secre tary for France, butler at Lady Grcgorie's, distinguished mem ber of the Royal Medical Society of Great Britain, etc., etc., it tends to destroy the illusion of reality somewhat. The casting directors should stop playing favorites and pass the two-bii parts around. While in Tasnrlena the other day we had the pleasure of hearing Tatiana Tchcrnavinu, author of "Escape from the Soviets" speak at the Community theatre on the subject, "An intellectual worker in the U. S. R. R." And it WAS a pleasure, though judging by the reports at the hotel afterward, it was shared by no one else. The older girls who all have season tickets, and would no more think of missing one of these lec tures than their afternoon nap, found the performance terribly disappointing. Small wonder, because when they were able to hear the speaker, which was seldom they couldn't understand a word she said. That certainly was sufficient to write off the afternoon a total loss I We were more fortunate. When we were unable to distin guish the Russian woman's opening remarks proceeded to walk forward and take a seat in the front row, entirely oblivious of the fact (until afterward) we had paid for an unreserved seat and had taken a reserved one! However no one apparently had reserved that particular seat for the afternoon so we were un molested, and from then on heard everything that was said quite clearly, although strictly speaking no doubt under what that man at. the Santa Anita race track would term "false preTENSE." , Even had the older girls been able to hear Mine. Ta(iana, we doubt if they would have been enthusiastic. For most of them had read her book and found it exciting and romantic, whereas the speech was neither, nor was the authoress herself. Quile the reverse. Mine. Tntiana was a middle-aged, square faced, square-rigged matron, attired in a white skirt and a man's reefer jacket, with a very thin high-pitched voice, and only one gesture, which was to place her right bund on her nose and pull it. She started her talk without any preface or flourishes, proceeded in a business-like manner, timed her re marks carefully with her wrist watch, and when the time to stop came did just that she stopped. That wna all there was to it, Tatiana Tchernavina was ready for her next engagement. Tn short the speaker's subject was not her escape, which her book bad covered and given her both money and a certain fame, it was "An intellectual worker in tho Soviet Republic", and it was as a member of the intolligeiuia and as a scientific worker that she talked. She might have been n doctor of medi cine adtlressing one of her regular clinics it was as routine and matter of fact as that and yet to us it was very interesting because it so obviously gave the exact truth the scientific, truth one might, say ami so entirely confirmed the impression we have had of the real situation of the professional class under the Stalin dictatorship. For people of education and ability there is no place in Soviet Russia. It's a topsy turvy land. Those best fitted by training, experience and character to do things are not allowed to do them or if iven the chance are so pestered and thwarted by the red chiefs, put over them, that they eitn do nothing. Politics, Bolshevik politics, is in complete control, md unless one submits not only to a political dictatorship but an INTELLECTUAL dictatorship, there is no endurable existence. The first is as cruel as the second is ignorant, and intolerant. As tho wife of a university graduate and a scientist of inter national reputation a college graduate and a scientist herself Mine. Tatiana, her husband and her son, decided they would rather be dead than try to live in such a country, as the Com munists bad made of their beloved Russia. So although in prison they planned to escape, and from the other side of the Arctic circle finally did escape, and lived to tell the tale. That's the story she tells. The experiences that led up to the final break for liberty. We haven't read the book, but we can say this for Tatiana Tcheriiavina's talk matter of fact, prosaic, unromnntic as it is for any thinking person we can imagine no stronger argument against Communism, than the one she civca, R W. K. Twins Celebrate 71st Birthdays ELGIN, March 9 (AP) Two twit's celebrated thsil 71st birthday to day. They are, Rlrabeth and Ellen Ora nam. daughter of Mr. and Mra. Ab raham Fine. With their parents, they settled in the Willamette ml ley in their child hood and married brother. Dan a no Frank tiraham. eon of Oregon pio neer. BotU Jim baud destt. past two weeks, one sees the Transient Kilted In Klamath Yard KLAMATH PALLS. March . (APi Clair NorrU, 8fl. transient from Kanaaa, -as killed In the Southern Pacific yards this morning when h fell from - moving train. Noma was decapitated and hit body badly mant ed. Are rraj merooer ol CtnelwTB B Hoffmann HOvMEHY CLUB! JuLD iov. Personal Health Service By William Brady, M D. signed teller, pertaining to personal health and nyglene not to disease diagnosis or treatment will be answered by lr. Bradj It a atamped self-ad dressed envelop, la enrloaed. tetters owing to tha large number ol letter, received only a few can b, answered. No reply can oh made to queries not conforming to Instruction,, addree. Dr. William Brady, 265 el Csmlno. Beverly Wile, CaL THEY THINK TH A young man who notes I do not approve of boozeguzzllng Informs me that a great many, both old and young, disagree with me. frmT'Zi& 1 I wre not aware or tnat I should acarceiy mention the matter here. Af ter all, U there anything more tiresome than re Iteration by teachers, doctors or authorities of things one al ready knows, whether they are so or not? Does- nt It make you feel an awful fool, for Instance to pay a fee for medical ad vice only to be told you have a "cold" and must be careful not to take more "cold,' you simpleton? On the other hand If the doctor goes Into a scien tific trance and finds you have a Streptococcus Invasion of the antrum. don't you feel that's something for your money Continues the young man: . '. . . both old and young dis agree with you. The opinions of the young you may not consider important, because of their Inex perience. But I know many men of fifty or sixty, who may be consid ered to have mature wisdom, who say they know no man who amounts to anything who doesn't drink, and that they are frankly a bit suspicious of any non-drinker This becomes personal, for I am one of those oddities that do not drink. I am at the virile age of 34 when I ought to be one of the boys. Nearly all of my acquaintances and pals like a bit of a nip. Perhaps the main reason why I never take any comes from my mother's hatred of drink. She had plenty of rea son . , . What this country needs right now Is a million more mothers like that, and ten million more boys who have greater respect for their mother's wishes than they have for the boon companionship of defective Individ uals who require the narcotic action of alcohol to make them feel rght. When a fellow declines a drink he Is -apt to be placed In solitary con f lnemen t. One of the easiest ways to offend Is to refuse a drinic. I know. Right there Is one of the silliest reasons why many wishy-washy young persons start drlnxing. They haven't the er they haven't sufficient per sonality, spirit. Independence, strength of character or self-respect to decline politely. From the attitude of most men I gather that they have the honest opinion that alcohol makes a man munly. They believe It does many things for a man. For Instance they NEW YORK DAY BY DAY By O. O. Mclntyre NEW YORK, March 9. Diary: Floyd Gibbons sent a aheaf ot cut tings from London pspers, seriously writ yes to we American vlew polnt comic. And a bid to be a guest on the maiden voyage of the Queen Mary. Also a note from Tom Oe raghty In Spain and Florence Walton In New Orleans. Bo at my typ ing and abroad, dropping by to tell Alice Rohe aba had written. 1 thought, the best magntlne piece ever printed on Mussolini. Then meeting my wife for a promenade In the dusk and of a sudden we decided to twig the city lighting up from the Empire Tower. Hsttla Bell Johnston to a wet- hash dinner, bringing me a volume of Carolyn Wells' detective tales autographed. And Nelle Shaw and Josephine Mulllneaua here, too, all mightily gay. To bed reading negiey rarson'a "The Way of a Transgres sor," which I could scarcely put down. Now and then I come upon James Porbes. the playwright, as detached as a savant from Farbonne and meticulously arrayed as In the day he authored such hits as "The Cho rus Lady." "The Traveling Sales man." "The Famous Mra. Fair. and many other hit. Forbes was the mot successful, perhaps, of his era. and a Forbes first night- waa a auspicious aa those of Noel Coward or the Lunta today. Jerome Peattv. one of the Kansas City Star alumni, has probably writ ten more fiction under -noma de plume than any wTlter for the (tloss magazines. Aside from a story sinned by his real name recently, three other contributions under various pseudonym sppear In a monthly On another occasion he had ten ar ticle in three different mazarine, only one In ea-h besrinn hvs true moniker. Max Brand onoe wrote under 15 different names for the pulps. Arthur J. Burks, king pin ot the pulp i-ltera. even tops Brand and net 930.000 a year. Personal nomination for the Illus trator best catching the spirit nd dress of the modern girl McClel land Barclay. The radio haa created a t'.eA day for imitators of birds and animals, both wild and domesticated. They are glorifications of the various ra dio amateur hour and a half doren have gone to Jor with alane never dreamed poeeible, Naturi..y should ba brief and written in ink. EV ARE BETTER often declare that "beer Is good for you, It cleanses the kidneys and nourishes , . Why ahould the kidneys need cleansing, I wonder? Of course I'm onl a door-to-door doctor and I wouldn't know about that. As for the nourishment in beer, as I have can fully pointed out here now and again. a glass of the best beer, any beir, yields approximately 120 calories. A glass of milk yields approximately 160 calories. It Is evident that tbe d.f's who Im agine beer, wine or liquor Is nourish' lng or beneficial are wrong. They Just think they are better, stronger, smart er, wiser, when they are under the ef fects of alcohol. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Trlchlorethylene According to a news report a Uni versity of Maryland doctor has dis covered a remedy, trlchorethylene, which not only gives instant relief to angina pectoris attack but Is a com plete cure. One cublo centimeter Is snuffed Into the nose. Please give your opinion. (O. A. h.) Answer Either the newspaper story was highly colored as usual, or the doctor who reported the use of trl chlorethylene allowed himself too much literary license. It Is In no sense a cure, but merely a palliative for quick relief of the anginal attack. What, A Baby We are expecting our first baby In about six weeks now, and we want to start off right, so we are asking for a copy of the Brady Baby Book and anything else you may send . . (Mrs. H. F. W.) Answer fiend ten cents coin and stamped envelope bearing our ad dress, for copy of the "Brady Baby Book." Rather late now, but still you should hve had copy of the mono graph "Instructions for Expectant Mother", which la free If you provide S. A. E. to carry It. A government pamphlet "Infant Care," Issued b7 Children's Bureau, may be bought from the Government Printing Office, Washington, D. C-, for 10 cents. One on "Parental Care" may be obtained free, (or possibly for five cents,) from the Public Healtn Service, Washing ton, D. C. Diet For Peptic Ulcer and Hyperacidity Please give us an article on diet for stomach ulcer and acid stomach. (T C.) Answeir Send ten cents coin and stamped envelope bearing your ad dress, for booklet "Guide to Right Eating," which contains menus and other suggesttlons. (Copyright 1930, John P. Dllle Co.) Ed. Note: persons wishing to communlcoate with Dr. , Brady should send letter direct to Dr. William Brady. M. D., 266 El Cam Inn. Bererly Hills. Calif. all come from remote forested re gions of the barber shop back rooms of lonely towns. Their reign Is akin to the hill billy craze that flour ished a year or so ago and sput tered out. Gelett Burgess haa a pet super stition about the good luck value of double o'a In book titles. So In hla forthcoming novel he decided to crowd hla luck. He will call It: 'Too Good Looking Faith Baldwin is often astronomical In her name choices. She gets a moon, sun or star In somewhere. Lloyd Douglas likes to get shadings such as "Green Light." "White Banners." etc. Charles H. Sorrla has stuck mostly to one syllable one-worders. such as "Brass,' "Seed," Bread" and "Hands." Comic papers and raudevllle zanies have almost laughed the overcoat with a fur collar out of the male wardrobe. Once a symbol of opulence, lt'a now suggestive of a ham actor or medicine ahow man. There were probably no more than a doeen seen this winter and mostly among the high hats or the opera or first nights. Jimmy Walker still has courage to wear one. So has Roy Howard. The first fur-coll axed eve ning coat at a premiere was worn by Stanford White at the first night of "Florodora" at the Casino, where Evelyn Nesblt waa appearing, by the way. Bagatelles: Cardlnl, the card ma nipulator, la a steady loser at poker . . . Ex-King Alfonso brushes up on American slang reading Variety . . H take eight stenographers to ans wer Major Bowes' fan mall . . Irvin Cobb has completed his an nual visit to the family of Oov. Hogg In Texas . . . Louis Bromfleld can plot best In a train or steamer berth . . . For 31 yeara. Winston Churchill has breakfasted on a two minute egg. one thin slice of toast and a cup of mint tea. He Is one of the windy lads who pulls up In front of Llndy's for midnight elbow rub with Broadway's Who's Who. He hove up a recent evening with: "Well, sir, you'd never believe what happened to me to day 1" Whereupon Irving Hoffman ughed: "Why make us try?" (Copyright. 1038. McNaught Syndicate) Communications fle l ive I pon The Young To the Editor: Do bachelors, spinsters and child .ess couples 'slip out from under' the tax burden of carrying on th msd struggle of llfef If tht press quotes him correctly. Prof. Dickinson of Illinois thfr.ks, yes. "Socio logy." ne says. recognlres thst no generation pays the cost of tt rearing . . . fie means, of couise sociologies. But do they? Soma do and some doi't. To those who du. the burden of proof la up to them i to show thst enough pertshMs are stored up in jouth to live on in oic j age. But who eats spinach today ot the vintage of 1873? His thesis would have more foun dation U he could ahow that Jut as soon at the oldsters fall to pull their weight on the economic oar. they are disposed of as consumers 1 We are all parasites when rery younj and In old age even If we hars money (leas than A percent have) and when we are In decline, the young must pay; "bachelors, spinsters and childless couples' are not exelud -ed as the good professor holds. The undersigned would be the lest person to expect a truly scientific statement on social relations, from any chair In a state university, es pecially delivered before a Union League club, for whose edification our highbrow spoke. Hearst (bless his heart) would stab him editorially as a paid agent of Moscow. Then the bread lines for him. Academic free dom decreases In direct proportion to capitalism's decline. There Is only one way that a "pain economy' In decline can react psychologically that ts more painfully. All the schemes of social security, even those which will work (for a time) will not check It much If any. Those who think otherwise are either dis honest, or fools. Fools by virtue of failure to use the logical "Jimmy" known as "dlaletlcal materialism.' Our savant's contention applies ad mirably to tht lower races of ani mals. They do not live off thelt young. They don't build factories near golf-links where the. Immature young can see them at play. "And loud may our praise be sung. We are the only animal alive that lives upon Its young.' B. HEGNEK Gold Hill, March 6. 1936. ' Comment on the Day s News By FRANK JENKINS INTERESTING news, on the day this la written, but nothing very start ling. The nearest approach to startling news Is Dictator Joseph Stalin's state ment to an American newspaper man that Russia Is ready to go to war with Japan If necessary to preserve Outer Mongolia's Independence. DICTATOR STALIN probably Isn't much interested in Outer Mon golia's Independence, but IB Interest ed in Russia's defense and doesn't want Japanese soldiers too close to Russian borders. , He speaks to an American news paper man, but what he says la AD- j DRESSED TO JAPAN. The Idea he j seeks to convey to Japan Is this: "Be careful what you do and' whose toes you step on.' SPEAKING of Japan, there la th's dispatch from Tokyo: The aristocratic Prince Konoye de clined today an opportunity to become Japan's youngest premier, sending Emperor Hlrohito and his advisers on a new search for a man who will be able to head the government In its crisis." It Is Just possible, In view of events of the past ten days, that Konoye reasons he would rather be a live aris tocrat than a DEAD premier. SENATOR ROBINSON, of Arkansas, tells the senate (but la realiy talking over the senators' heads to the voters) that If the country pre fers conditions of three years ago to those of today It should re-elect Hoover. It Is impossible, however, that the country at large may be seeking nei ther the conditions of three years ago nor those of today, but something BETTER THAN EITHER. THE Italian high command an nounoea proudly that some 30. 000 Ethiopians have been killed or wounded In the fighting that has tak en place since February 10. That la to say, a carefully trained army, equipped with every weapon of modern warfare, has succeeded In butchering or maiming some 30.000 poor devils of sevl-savakes, poorly trained and Inadequately armed. Isn't that something to be proud of! SENATOR BORAH, speaking from Washington, urges the United States to "do something about col lecting the European war debts.' It sounds good in print, or over the air but what shall we do? Send the sheriff which In this case would be the army and navy ovr to do the collecting? That's about the only method that could hope to succeed, and It would star, another war which would OAit more than the total of the debts. ABOUT the only sensible thing to do in regard to the war debts ts to sdmit freely (profanely, If neces sary to add emphasis) that we were saps to hare loaned the money, and respire never to do It again. Tr.at'a what Individuals do when thev get stuck on a bad debt, and the nat'on might as well fall In line. I, . . . - . ty personal attention glren to all march repairs, factory style workman ship, reasonao'.y priced and thorough ly guaranteed, jno. W Johnson. , 8 PKOTQg l.V Peasvs Studio. Mothers ! In treating; children's colda, don't take (C chance, use w V VapoRui Flight 'o Time Med ford and Jackson County History from the files of the Mail Tribune 10 and 20 years go. TEN YEARS AOO TODAY March 8, 1026 (It was Tuesday) The Med ford high school basketball squad leaves for the state tournament at Salem. Two Pacific highway speeders fined $15 In Justice court. Prices drop on Hudson oars. New drawings held for state basket bal. tournament at Salem, in the presence of visiting coaches. Salem retains usual vantage. Work starts on the annual repair ing of the Main street crossing of the Southern Pacific. Traffic la Impeded. Frosty nights prevail througn Rogue river valley. Attorney Allison Moulton resigns as assistant district attorney. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY March 9, 1916 (It waa Thursday) Ralph G. Jennings of the Applegate comes out for sheriff on the demo cratic ticket. Heavy rains soak the Willow Springs district. General John J. Pershing will lead American troops In pursuit of Ban dit Villa. R R. Ebel, formerly of this city, re cently underwent an operation for ap pendicitis In San Francisco, and Is Improving rapidly. No more loss of steam in the whis tles of the Southern Pacific's big en gines as they slip Into and out of this little city after next week. The yard limit boards are about ready for shipment and installation here. After they shall have been located, five days shall elapse before the notice will be effective. A man has already been fined (5 for tooting his auto horn In the city. Now, what shall we do for a noise? ' BMmnd (Continued from Paga One.) Radio people stiffened when they learned that Mr. Roosevelt had quietly reappointed Annlng Prall aa chairman of the federal communica tions commission for another, year. Chairmanships of such commis sions usually rotate from year to year (Interstate commerce, federal trade). In fact, the chairmanship of thla very commission rotated laat year from Judge Sykea to Prall. Men behind the mikes did not have to atretch their Imaginations very far to explain the departure from custom in this campagn year. Mr. Prall la a good Democrat. The next in line for the chairmanship la Norman Case, vho la not only a Re publican, but a Rhode Island Re publican. Note The TCC la the atrangest of all commissions. The Infighting a i Q'JHUOKtf VV to SAN FRANCISCO or PORTLAND SAN FEAN0ISCO: one way $8.42; roundtrip $16.00 Travel while you Bleep. On this overnight run the SHASTA brings you Into San Francisco next morning at S :52. Above fares good tn roomy, steam-warmed coaches: also in Tourist Pullmans from Ashland south, plus small berth charge. PORTLAND: one way $9.88; roundtrip $13.05 This overnight trip brings you Into Portland bright and early neat morning. 8:00 A. M. Above farea good In Standard Pullmans, plus berth charge Or ride In coaches at still lower fare. Next time, try the tralnl Southern Pacific J. C. CARLE, Agent. Tel. 34 MIAIEST 70 tVllTTHING HOTEL MI Nw la ami, beantiluDy (Miked rooms, wild colored oled" baths and tKowtn, located on San Fi.ncWi lamoua Powell Street oppotite Union Square Rertaurant CoHee Shop Cocktail Roes) Clte.leilaj Ice Water. I ATI J '-50 00 '50 1 00 tlNOU If 30 . 1.00 . t 50 . a 00 DOUtU OAIAOI SfrviCI At fNtSAuri Owm AT OTAMlu UalkI u SHy "MEET ME AT there hsa been so heavy that ' two of tha commissioners are not on speaking terms. It ha, not been announced, but the new housing program haa bam referred to an Inside committee. The committee la composed of Senator Wagner and Messrs. Grimm, Fahey and McDonaW. The Idea la to get together on something unimportant a, a substitute for the colossal Wag ner bill. - What the move really mean, at that 8enator Wagner haa been sur rounded. All the committeemen have . Hif-r.nt. .l.nt on what ahould be done, but none haa hla alant. They will probably work out a minor pro gram for 1100.000,000 or so o! publicly financed low cost housing. It la not a eecret that Senator Wagner la somewhat unhappy about It all. Private understanding among tha member, of Mr. Rooaevelt'a relief corps Is that he will ask congress for a to 3V4 billions. The Georgia county which went for Roosevelt Si to 1 against Tat 1. mm nf tha few counties in the United Statea where no aub- atantlal relief projecte nave oeen staged. ' Ex-Oovernor Plnchot la tempering his shots. He aent out a statement attacking a' politician the other day, which disclosed that he had edited out the approbrlous word "crook" with a pen and had written In the better word 'crlmlnBl." Shakespearean Senator Ashurst re plied to Inquiries about hla health the other day by Baying he had more than his portion of private grief. One of the Inquirers; Senator Neely of West Virginia, retorted, with due acknowledgement to the West Virginia WPA charges: "I, air; have public grief." 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