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Ye Smudge Pot
i Uy Arthur Perry.
A movement haa been launched
to relumburae college football play
era from the gate receipts, thougn
It la feared the exchange of cash
will do something to "academic
freedom." It aeema fair that a "tar
halfback who consistently acorea
tne victory touchdowns, it entitled
to more than the cheers of the
multitude, .and a friendly lap on
the back from his coach. There was
always a bit of Incongruity about
an ace gridiron performer, cavorting
before an SB0.000 audience, na
then hitch-hiking home for Christ
inas.
e e
There was a debate on the Town
send Old Age Pennlon plnn at Balem
Thursday night. The orator assigned
to oroose the rainbow, came out
for $300. per month for the old
folks. He then proceeded to argue
he wai right, but the method pro
posed to get It was wrong. He did
a good Job of lifting himself over
the fenco by his bootstraps, wniie
wearing no booU.
e
There waa the usual number ot
auto accidents over the week-end,
due to hootch, haste, hiuis, and
not turning when the road did.
Spring flowers are reported bloom
ing in many upstate areas, contrary
to the calendar. Aa yet no house
wife has gone out In her front ysrd
to pick a foolhardy pansy, and met
an early blooming candidate for
sheriff, wearing a straw hat.
e
"EDITOR: I have been a reader
of The News-Telegram for many
years. Accustomed to the moat as
inine of edltoriala, your of Novem
ber 37 sure causes attention."
(Portland Newa -Telegram.) The un
oftened brick-bat.
The Great Brl tain-Franc peace
proposal whereby Italy waa to he
ceded half ot Ethiopia, and have
control over the remaining half,
with the further proviso that Em
peror H. Belassle give up his throne,
has been rejected by all concerned,
aftve the original proposers. The
Ethiopians, an ungrateful people,
ll(re the "peace terms are Incom
plete." It must be because Oreat
Britain and Prance forgot to pro
Tide that Ethiopia pay Italy for
Invading them, wlthoxit cause.
WAR DEPARTMENT NOTICE
(Oregonlan)
And the reviewer of the re
cent Junior symphony concert
erred when he wrote that "even
the comparatively modern
'Donee of the Buffoon' came
off without serious casualties."
Aa a member of the orchestra,
I maintain that there were no
casual ties, least of all serious
ones.
(From a latter).
t
A Portland Jury acquitted two
youths, after they had confessed
a heinous crime. The verdict was
the usual surprise, and one of sev
eral freak findings hy the well
known "bulwarks of liberty." The
district attorney seems to be well
liked. As yet he has not been found
guilty of the crime charged to any
of the defendants he la prosecut
ing. L. L. B. Here's your request:
m,n famiionfo oAt,
rerhsns you remember the old
fashioned girl
Who often la touted as time's flaw
less pearl?
Don't pine If your mem'ry haa faded
a bit
And dim Is the picture you hold ot
the chit.
She simpered and giggled when men
were In sift lit
And showed beyond quest Ion her
thinker was light.
Bhe looked at them cow-eyed that
old baby stare
Designed to make gents think they
nwln't take care
And twiddled her fingers and fum
bled her skirt.
The tricks of the trade of the old
fnAh toned flirt.
o, If you've forgotten the old.faJih
loned Jane
Just let the lapse give you more
pleasure than pain.
The present-day flapper may worry
the cranks.
But virtue is more than mere hid
ing of shanks.
(Exchange).
OUNbMjI'H Repair rui 'mak
of gun, eiou flrtH to N fir.
World Affairs Reach Crisis
'X'lIE Christmas season promises to be a momentous period in
European politics.
That time-honored expression of the Christmas spirit "Peace
on earth, good will toward men" will be subjected to the sever
est practical test in modern history,
England can make out a certain case for peace, for her
motive behind the betrayal and desertion of Ethiopia, is to pre
vent a war with Italy, and perhaps another European conflagra
tion. But not good will toward men at least not toward the dark
"complected" gentlemen who under Emperor Haile Selassie,
are now engaged in dodging bombs showering down from
Italian airplanes.
KJO, precious little good will toward the King of Kings and
his ancient kingdom. According to the Anglo-Freneh plan,
long suspected, but only publicly revealed recently, Musso
lini will be given a generous slice of Ethiopia, if he will call off
his war, and in effect the three world powers will divide up this
section of Africa as they desire, entirely ignoring poor old
Selassie's protests as well as his
A SHOCKING revelation
nnthiner new. rpnrlomon .
c ' " "
No, this surprising show-down, this unexpected dropping of
the diplomatic asbestos curtain, showing the old boys behind the
scenes engaged in the partition
most as old as civilization, the old, old army game.
That is the shame and pity of it,, that it is so old, when we
had exppcted the world in the year of our Lord 1935, was ready
for something new.
WHAT does it all meant It means that at the present mo
ment. Mussolini, with his air fleet, his U-boats, his mil
lions under arms, willing to fight any nation, or nations, that
dare oppose him, WINS.
Tea that is the milk in this particular cocoanut. Mussolini
may have been bluffing, but if so his bluff has not, been called.
11 Duce has made good.
Mussolini stated that the imposition of any sanctions that
hurt, an oil sanction in particular, would be regarded as an
unfriendly act, a cause of war.
The plain truth is, England does not want war, and is
afraid to pursue a policy which' means war. France wants war
against a country she needs as an ally against any future Ger
man aggression, even less.
So the plan is to buy off Mussolini, not, at the expense of
England or France, my no! but at the expense of Haile
Selassie!
Can such a sordid, cynical and' from what has transpired
before through the League of Nations, such a TREACHEROUS
program be put overt
That remains to be seen, and that is what makes the holiday
season of 3 D35 such a momentous period in world history.
IF the League of Nations and all it involves; if the various and
sundry treaties of amity and peace, and all they involve;
have been all along, and are today, merely a lot, of empty
phrases and gestures of self-rightcousncss to serve as a smoke
screen behind which the forces of militarism, and the SPIRIT of
imperialism, still determine the course of human history, then j
this partition of Ethiopia will be carried ruit, just as the parti- j
tion of Poland was carried out, and a temporary peace will be
signed.
If this is NOT true, if the world really learned a lesson from
the world war; if the League of Nations is something more than
so much window dressing, and the treaties of peace, something
more than scraps of paper; then public opinion in England; ami
France,' supported by world opinion, will never allow this dis
graceful and immoral bargain to be carried out, by their respec
tive governments. They will be forced to abandon their plan,
or retire.
So the events of the next few weeks promise to determine
Hie destiny of the human race for many years to come!
(Continued From Page Ona.J
gument, Justice Harlan Stone Inter
rupted an Attorney to Mk: "What are
the sanctions?"
The lawyer paused a moment. Vis
ions of Pith lop l a and oil and the
league, confused htm. Noting his pre
dicament, Justice Stone continued:
"The aanotlone the penrtltlfs?"
This brought the attorney quickly
hack to the United States, but In a
tone which seemed to say: "Oh, you
mean the penalties."
A bashful lad with cheek of fran
a Pp roar hed P resl dent Roosevel t at
Warm Springs and told him the hltfh
school at Durand. Oa.. was going to
hold some exercises. He wondered if
the president would attend,
The president ae-ked If th young
man wm president of the senior ola.a
"Oh. no." he replied. "I'm the prin
cipal of the school."
Inquiry develoied that the princi
pal wns nineteen yesra old. had con
cluded his freshman yeor at the Uni
versity of OeorKia. and had turned
prlnctivil for a year in ordrr to get
money to go buck to the university.
The president Is telling the story to
all educators who call on him. He
usee it a an example whst has hivp
pened to the American system of edu
cation during the deiprmMon.
A code book should be Usued by
diplomats so that others than them
selves will know whst they are talk
tt about. Knr instance, survey thee
elusive words from the toiwue of Nor
man Dnrla at the London naval par
ley: "Our objective must he to insure
that, In the difficult and trvtn vears
ft liesd . t he esvn 1 1 &s in ne of oi ir
fleets, wblob during Ui put
rights and privileges.
of duplicity and bad faith, but
nothintr new I
of defenseless Ethiopia, is al
he, proved suoh a guarantee of peace
and stability, should be maintained
by means of mutual agreement rather
than by expensive and dangerous com.
petition. I may say also that the
United States, which la now definitely
on the way to recovery from the ee
vere depression through which It hea
been going. Is moat snxloua to de
vote Its energies and material re
sources to upbuilding of the coun
try." Translated Into American, this
means Japan had better agree to a
limit In the international naval pok
er game or else a prosperou United
States Is going to make It very ex
pensive. The recent collapse of Solicitor Gen.
oral Reed In supreme court Btortcd
New Dealera talking about their dire
legal predicament. Reed la the best
court man they have. He has been
overworked. Just as all their other
key le7(. men.
The baaic trouble la not so much
the number of cases, but the fact
that the lawyers with the large na
tional reputations are alt on the oth
er side.
The lw books do not say so. but tt
la a veil recognized fact that Justice
often beet favors the side with the
best lawyers.
SOFIA, Bulgaria, Tec. IS. (API
Prof. Vaastl Clatarskl, TO, a historian,
dird today.
The 'Treasure Chamber or Prince
Carnival" at Munich. Germany, thlf
winter, which will lllustt-ate the de
velopment of carnivals, will contain
contributions from Milan. Venice.
Barcelona. Rome, Nice. Paris. Seville,
Cadlr, and Madrid, besides those from
nearly all German olttes which cele
hrate such feat lv tie.
A miniature group of Abyssinian
Nyala antelope inhabitant of the
F.thioplan plains and mountains, has
been presented to the Charleston. S.
C. museum. They were modeled from
the original animals brought to Amer
ica by Mr. and Mrs, 3. J. Legenrire,
The turnover of collective farms
(rades during nine months of 1M4
in 34 mum cities of the u. 9 S, R. in-t-rtwvi
rn- 37! per cen. compared
with (he Aine period Of 1935, Movco
ha announced,.
Personal Health Service
By William Brady. M D.
tslgned letter pertaining to personal beattb end nygiene nut to dUeaw
diagnosis oi treatment will he inmered oj Ur. Brad; II a ita roped wlf-ad-dressed
antelope u enclosed Letter, mould be nrlel and written in Ink
Owlnt to the large outnbei ol lettera rerelted only a tew can De antwered
No reply can be made to queries: dot conforming to Instructions Address Ur
William Brady, ittb el Camlno, Beverly Hills I'al.
RF.VIV.M, OF
Prom time to time we read of
people being restored to life after
they have apparently died. Bome-
times the fact
of death la quite
positively assert
ed, and the nar
rator of the in
cident estimates
that the person
revived was dead
five mlnutej or
more. Aa for any
tucb estimate,
whoever ha wit
nessed a sudden
death or any
athlng like it
knows that the few seconds while
the question of death la being de
termined seem more like long, long
minutes. As for the possibility oi
revivsl when death coms, I can't
conceive It. But I'm young yet.
Looking over old flies I find I as
sured a correspondent, only seven
years ago, that nothing short oi
radical operation could cure hernia
whereas today good doctors every
where are curing hernia with in
jections of medicine, without sub
jecting the patient to the risk ot
a major operation, "the risk of a
general anesthetic, confinement to
hospital for several weeks or loss of
time from regular occupation. So l
say I can't conceive revival of the
dead. In the light of present knowl
edge. Resuscitation of the apparently
dead Is another matter. I believe
that is possible, because I have
done It.
By means of the electrocardio
araph, Von Hoesslin reported before
the Berlin Medlrat society, regular
contractions of the heart were dem
onstrated for half an hour Rfter
physiologic death.
Physiologic death means that
breathing has ceased and the heart
has stopjied beating so far as all
ordinary testa can show. The ord
inary tests are feeling for pulse or
for the heart beat, listening Tor
heart beat with naked eat or with
stethoscope, holding a mirror before
the mouth to see whether vapor
condenses on it from the breath,
noting whether the pupils are wide
ly dilated or whether they still con
tract at all when a bright light ,
beats on the eyes, taking the body
temperature, noting whether there !
is any reaction to any reflex, noting
whether there Is still any blood
How from wound or a puncture ot
finger tip or car lobe, etc. in prac
tice the stethoscoplc test ! gener
ally relied on. None of the other
tests is so significant. But as the
electrocardiograph shows, the heart
may still hnve life in it when the
patient is apparently dead.
NEW YORK
DAY BY DAY
Ry O. O. Mclntyre
NEW YORK. Dec. 18. Dairy: Be
times and wrote a preface for Bob
Davis's book on dogs. And came nn
epistolary bou
quet from Ber
nard Baruch, for
whom I have
such high regard.
Also an oaken
cask of brandy
pressed from de
sert dates which
Harry Rtchman
sent from Palm
Springs.
This day Baron
Wrangel told of
a painter I great
ly aMnlre living
but two floors away, yet I have never
aeen him nor have I ever seen Julia
Marlowe and E. H. Sothern, also
neighboring tenants. Typing until
Balrd Leonard phoned In a frenzy
over the loss of her dachshund along
the street.
To dinner at Llndy's, stimulated as
usual by the Broacmay burx-fuzz, the
preening and cock-a-doodle-do. Then
early to my couch with a feeling I
have attained the lonely years, miss
ing so greatly the companionship of
Will Hogg, Irvin Cobb and my Bos
ton. Rend until 4 a.m. Walter Dur
anty's "I Write as I Please."
Francis Lederer, embryo Hollywood
Romeo, la out, so his prets agent
trumpets, to become the worst dress
ed actor in Hollywood. He haa not
bought a suit In three years, doesn't
expect to for several years more, and
never patronlres a prraser. He likes to
go necktleless and Is usually three
weeks In arrears on a hair cut. An
other gesture In his btrarrerle Is
carrying a fountain pen in his hip
pocket.
Lederer, slouchlly aurtouted. may
become a No. I Boy in expressing
feminine appeal, but there are many
precedenta. Including history, against
htm. The professional heart-breakers
from Lord Byron to Clark Gable had
a stfady eye for Sartorial splendor
Physical deformity s rarely a de(t er
rant. Byron had a club-foot and the
more modern Maurice Chevalier had
an underslung lip and legs that bow.
ed. But they knew their togs.
Personal nomination for the great
est radio showman of hit time
Major Edward Bowes.
The best dressed woman question
Is also one greatly mooted. One ek
it's the highly puwllctzed Kentucky
belle Mrs. Harrison Williams, and the
next the equally exploited and snow
haired Elsie De Wolfe. The distinction
depends largely on which dresa-mak-lng
establishment has the most as
tute press agent. If I "sere pinning
medals on the fashionables of the
New York scene I would feel torn
among such exhibits as Mrs, Robert
Rubin. Pccsv Hnvt. Mrs, pvrnn Fov.
FUi W!nnrr Wichfeld and Mrs. Or
son Munn,
THE HEAD
This newly established physiologi
cal fact makes It imperative that
everyone who teaches or practices
any kind of resuscitation should
insist on keeping up the effort in
every instance at least half an hour,
and no doctor or other persons in
authority should presume to order
cessation of the effort within half
an hour, In any emergency. In fact
it U now clear that the doctor o;
other person In authority who eanc
tions discontinuing resuscitation ef
forts within half an hour In any
circumstance Is guilty of lndefen
slble malpractice; sven momentary
interruption of the artificial res
piration to permit examination,
treatment, or moving the victim, u
unjustifiable negligence.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Natural Water to Drink
Is It healthier to drink distilled
water than plain water, and in
whst respect? (B. S.)
Answer Natural water Is best for
drinking, provided It Is pure, that
Is, unpolluted.
An Odd Taste
My husband will not eat any kind
of sea food, consequently our only
source of lodln is cut off. Please
send instructors for the Iodin Ra
tlon. (H. H.)
Answer What, he turns down
lobster, clam chowder, shrimp cock.'
tall, abalono steak, sand dabs, sea
bass, barracuda, salmon ( fresh and
canned), tuna (canned), and the
dozen other fine foods from the
sea? Does he object to the use oi
Iodized salt instead of common salt
for cooking and table, on the ground
that the lodln all came from the
sea originally? Inclose a stamped
envelope bearing your address and
instructions for taking an lodln
Ration will be mailed you.
Who Bathes to Itch
I seriously contemplate Joining
your movement In favor of air
bathing. Every time I bathe I suf
fer Intensely from Itching for hours
afterward ... (A. O. W.)
Answer Come on In, the air 1
fine. Don't be so blamed snooty
about your bathing. Send stamped
envelope bearing your addresa, for
monograph on Pruritus.
Anemia
Please print again the directions
for the home made iron tonic for
anemia ... (A. P.)
Answer Send d 1 me a nd stam ped
addressed envelope for booklet
'Blood and Health."
Ed. Note: Person i wishing to
communicate 'with Dr. Brndy
should send letter direct to Dr.
William Brady. M. D., 21A Ei
Cnmlnn. Beverly Hills, Cat.
Sign over a West 54th street nat
check room : "We think you pay
enough for your hat and coat when
you buy them."
That up-the-hollcr philosopher Bob
Burns, revealed by the miracle of the
radio, has been making steady pro
gress. His post-office stop Is Van
Buren, Ark., and when they get all
the Btraw out of his hair and his ears
pinned back, the studios believe he
may "go to town." At the moment he
is broadly but hilariously funny. He
Is reputed to have cracked the seren
ity of a Tory group of after dinner
thumb-twiddlers at the Union League
recently with his broadcast of an un
cle Inquiring of an isolated Ozarker:
"It must be hard, away off here,
to get the necessities of llfe?';'fc The re
ply: "Yesslr, It Is and half the time
you get It It ain't fit to drink." The
same uncle married and after a cou
ple of weeks got to wondering where
his wife spent her nights. So he went
home and there she was I
Bagatelles: Mayor La Guard I a won't
have a phone on his office desk . . .
Michael Arlen's latest" White shirts
with pink collars and cuffs . . . H. L.
Mencken and George Jean Nathan
still say "Hello" aa they scurry by . .
John Masefleld's English pit bull dog
is afraid of dolls . . . Senator Carter
Glass weighs only 100 pounds . . .
George Gershwin has Joined the gray-Ing-around
the temples brigade . .
Prince Louis Ferdinand has been
showing Frazier Hunt all the dime
museums and soda water hell holes
In Berlin . . Charlie Journal Is at
the silk ropes of the Casino.
On Fifth avenue today
self-
Hart In Orttm mnln for CbrUtmu uhlpmrnta, lhl nHn( our fourth
rr. hnvr Iwn lopplnj the Sun Franrl.ro Mnrkct, alo lornl
nlM. Atn honrjt ivrlclit. and trnillnt lrrr and prompt rturn.
Ship to thf firm l.lr-npd and Hondrd hr thf ttnlr ot California to
ha saff. Rcfrrcnnv rtunk of Amrrlrn, California and Montgomfry St.,
San Frant'luro. California.
vluke sure that you hlp Tour turkrj, for the enrlTchrUImm market!
Will Be Receiving Turlfeys
December 17th, 18th, 19th
at Davis Transfer
SOUTH GRAPE AT MEDFORD
For any Information rait at Hotel Ja(knn. Phone 3na
or rail lnl Tmn.frr
ALBERT MICHEL!, Representative
conscious fellow walking a bit stiffly
In front of a somewhat bewildered
and corn-fed lady. And X thought of
Kin Hubbard's Em Moots, who aald:
"I've got a cousin In the city but I
alius hate t'go any place with him
'cause he tries to act like he wuzn
with me."
Comment
on the
Day's News
By FRANK JENKINS
f F you are latere ted at all In what
J is going on In Europe aa you
should be, because what is going on
in Europe may concern Intimately
what your paycheck will buy you
must have caught this paragraph In
the news:
"The hotly -discussed Franco-Britten
plan for ending the Italo-Ethlopian
war wa mode public today in a flur
ry of European antagonism.
Having read that far, you must
have gone on to the next paragraph,
which read:
"Publication of the plan's text re
vealed that Franca and Great Britain
sought to appease Premier Mussolini's
desire for expansion of Italy with a
gift of about two-thirds of ETHIO
PIA'S territory."
THAT is to say. France and Britain
are SITTING PRETTY aa It Is.
Aa a result of PAST wars, they have
about everything they want. Having
everything they want, and & result
of the wars they have waged in the
post, they have everything to lose
and nothing to gain by ANOTHER
war.
All they want Is to keep things AS
THEY ARE.
UT Mussolini ISN'T satisfied.
When the loot of the world
war was divided up at the peace table
at Versailles, Italy failed to get her
share. So Mussolini is going out to
GET ITALY'S SHARE by the simple
and time-honored proceea of taking
It away from Ethiopia, whtch Is little
and helpless.
In the course of taking what Ethi
opia has and Italy wants, Mussolini
threatens to stir up a general Euro
pean war, and If a general European
war should start Britain and France
might LOSE A PART of what they
have gained by past wars.
O the diplomat of France and
Britain aet out to calm Musso
lini down and ao head off a general
European war.
Their Idea of calming Mussolini
down is to GIVE HIM, without fur
ther fighting, some two-thirds of
Ethiopia's territory, whereas all he
could hope to gain by going ahead
with a costly war that might in the
end be disastrous would be ALL OF
IT.
Mussolini, naturally enough, la ALL
FOR THE SCHEME) Who, In his shoes,
wouldn't be?
ItHAT right have France and Brlt-
" aln to give away two-thirds of
ETHIOPIA'S territory, In order to ap
pease Mussolini t '
Why, the right of the 8TBONG
RIGHT ARM. France ann Britain are
exceedingly big and strong and Ethi
opia is pitifully little and weak.. So
of Ethiopia doesn't like what la pro
posed, she can LUMP IT.
w
HAT a typical .scheme of Euro
pean diplomacy It 1st Thank
the Lord, this country had the good
senae to STAY OUT of the league of
nation. Otherwise, we should be up
to our necks In all thla nasty mess.
If Borah had nothing else to reo
comend him In his campaign for the
Presidential nomination, he could at
least point with pride to the fact that
he waa one of those Who KEPT US
OUT.
THE only coinfortlng thing In the
whole disgusting business Is that
COMMON, OP-DIN AH Y PEOPLE In
England and France decent, honor
able people who are accustomed to
doing business a Individuals in de
ATTENTION
TURKEY
GROWERS
Beat; Fruit 6t
Produce Co.
115-117 Washington Street
San Francisco, Cal.
cent, honorable ways are protesting
vigorously against this schema of the
diplomat to BUY OFF ITALY by giv
ing her two-third of Ethiopia,
If the relationships -of nation with
other nations could be left to the In
stincts of the decent,, honorable peo
ple who make up tftese nations, In-
stead of to the diplomats, we might
get somewhere In the direction of
outlawing war.
(7 A Sa!
sans
FRANK WATANAI6
71 T
S 10 HOLDEN
I are receiving one letter from
a Japanese disgruntled reader.
And here it aire.
Hon. F. Watanabe san
Dear sir
Hollywood Calfornia.
What is matter to you! Are
yon jackals! Why do yon
printing on day of December
5th that JGarysville got a gold
strikes in fcack yards! It were
Jacksonville near It ed ford
Oregon tviViere such are truth.
Are I pride that I are Japa
nese? Xo! not on your tin
tights! Niot when such persons
like yon, are printing such a
news fiilH of nuts. Do yon not
knowing that you have insult
Jacksonville to the roots of
their lcnees! You darn fool
thats where you can go. You
Jont (rot no more right telling
news than for goodness sake
thats all I hope.
Disgustingly yours
Geo. Nakamoto
NotK : Oh so sorrow I done it.
Oh dear Medford & Marysville
reader, I bow my stomaek at
'on. -H times. Good work Naka
nofo san.
Weather
Northern California, fair tonight
and Tuesday, but becoming cloudy
extreme north portion: heavy frosts
tonight: gentle northerly wind off
tSie cooat.
Oregon: Pair eaat and cloudy west
portion tonight and Tueaday; occa
sional rain northwest portion: little
change In temperature; moderate
southeast wind off the coast.
Fireman Too Enthused
BELLAIRK, O., Dec. 16. (UP)
This city's most enthusiastic fireman
was In Jail today. Arch Ray. of the
Bellalre fire department, was so wrap
ped up In his work that he turned In
a number of false alarms to bring the
trucks out, a complaint charged.
That's Nothlni;
CHICAGO, Dec. 16. (UP) Qeoige
Van Strook, 72, waa arrested today as
a burglary suspect. Confronted with a
criminal record dating from 1884
when police records were started, he
said: "Shucks, that ain't nothing. I
started getting arrested when I was
14."
NASHVILLE, Tenn.. Dec. Ifl. (AP)
The Most Rev. Alphonse John Smith,
bishop of Nashville, with Catholic
Jurisdiction over Tennessee, died to
day. He was 62.
YOKOHAMA. Dec. 16. (AP) Jo
seph E. Grew, United State ambas
sador to Japan, returned to his post
today after a five months furlough.
He waa accompanied by Mrs. Grew.
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Flight 'o Time
Medford and Jackson Count
History from the file of tht
Mali Tribune 10 and o Vear
TEN YEARS AGO TODAY
December IB, 1925
(It wa Wednesday)
Howard Hill of the Central Poin
aectlon. report the death of a mult
while plowing.
Service atatlon to be built
Sixth and Holly atreet oppoalte the
postofflee.
City to enforce new building code
ordinance, council announce.
Independence district school ho u
Is destroyed In the night by blaze
of unknown origin.
Community Chrlstmaa tree, cele
bration to be held In city paTZ,
evening of December 33.
Medford basketball' chances hit
by lnellglbles. Clare Williams, all
state guard, and "Red" White, are
out for practice.
Bull Montana, the movie actor,
to appear In wrestling bout here.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
December 16, 1915
(It was Thursday)
Southern Oregon dentists organ
ize, "to pull together."
From some of the conversations
and dialogues that take place be
tween men who congregate In dif
ferent public places about the
downtown part of Medford. a
stranger who chanced to overhear
what Is said might think that ev
erybody in Medford was at the end
of the rope. But If these same
hard-time howlers would spend their
time in boosting instead of knock
ing they would get out of the old
rut. The mind and attitude of the
people make the times. (Editorial
in Medford Hl-Timea, written by
student.
President Woodrow Wilson and
Mrs. Edith Boiling Gait to be mar
ried Saturday in the Whit Houm.
The president secures the license.
No "hard cider" will be allowed
in Oregon, When state goes dry
January 1, the attorney generaj
rules.
Grldfler Hurt In Crash
LOS ANGELES. Dec. 16. (UP)
James Scarfpln, tackle on the vis
iting University of Pittsburgh foot
ball team, last night received minor
cuts on the face and hands when
an automobile crashed Into a sight
seeing bus carrying SarfpJn' and
20 other memiiera of the Pitt squad.
PASADENA, Cal., Dec. 19. (UP)
Mrs. George Till ley lost control ot
her car last night, crashed Into a
curb and Jammed her head througn
the spokes of the steering wheel.
Police, unable to extract her. rush
ed the woman and automobile to
a hospital. She was sawed loose and
physicians reported she was "badly
frightened."
CHICAGO, DecT 16, ( AP) When
you criticize the cooking of Lunch
room Chef Christ Boorai mister,
smile N Patron James Lorenzo had '
Booras arrested. He said the chef
threw a meat cleaver at him for Im
plying the food wasn't grade A.
VATICAN CITY, Dec. 16. (AP)
Mlchele. Cardinal Lega. Bishop of
Prascatl, died at his home today. He
wa 78 years old.
SOFIA, Bulgaria. Deo. 16. (AP)
One gendarme waa killed and two
were seriously wounded In a olssh
with communists In the village of
Gerno-Dremovo today.
to CALIFORNIA
and all western points
Leave any day from Dee. 12 to Jan. I, In.
c1uit. Be back by midnight, Ian. 14j
iouiiuirips ooin rirst uass and Coach-Tourijt-reduced
to ervS. P. station it)
the West. For a fast, comfortable holiday
trip, take the train.
EXAMPLE ROUNDTRIPS
CMcs-Twrrtf Pint CUsi
Ban Francisco . $10.15 $15.15
Los Arifeles . . . $19.40 $29.05
Coach-Tourist fares good in coaches and
chair-cars on all our trains; also i n Tour,
isl Pullmans, plus berth. First Class fare,
good in Standard Pullmans, plus berth)
Another moncy.saver Is 'our new trar
serrice offering a variety of tasty food
items at ie and I0o
EAST via CALIFORNIA
Special holiday First Class and Tourist
roundtripj East on sale Dec. 1 2 to Jan. lj
Be back by midnight. Jan. 31. Also new
ill-winter coach and Tourist roundtrips
East on sale daily; return limit, 6 months.
At these low fares you can go or return
ia California and the sunny Southwest,
Holiday roundtrip example CHICAGO,
turn Class, $86.00; Tourist, $64.35.
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