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PAGE SIX MEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFOliD, OREGON, MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1934. Medford Mail Tribune "Cmyoni in Southern 0'eaea Dud, mi Mill frltuM' Dalit Eierpl Saturday Puiiiiiitwi br MEUMIHD riilNIINU CO. JS lt.'iU N. Fit 81 rHJBEUl W. BUHL, Kdltot Ad Independent Nesipauer Entered u leamO clue eaetui it Meaord. tVeion, unlit Act of Uereo I, 1811. 8l:HHCHirilOH MATES Br Mill In Adtinee Daily, enc rear s "' Dalle, tlx months Dally, one booU By Curler In Adtence Medford, Aehland. JetuootlUe, Cenlrtl Petal, rfoenll, Taleot, Uold BUI tod on Ulgli.on. Ii!l, one jeer O" Dalle. K oonthe Dally, one month .ao All terma. eaab In tdrtnee. Official pepei 01 tlx City of Medford. Official paper of facaeoD County. ME.MHKH W THE ASSOCIATED f KCSB . Ueeelrlne full Leaeed Hire Serrlee Toe Anoclated Prese le eieluilrely ealltlod to tno use for puMleetloo or all new. oupaicoee credited to It or otneraUo credited to thin papa and alau to toe local neee nutillabed bereln. All tf.bu 'or putilcetloD of special dlapatcbee oereln are ale reaenM. MEMBKH OF UNITED PKE81 memheu or audit buuzao or ClKCULATIO.sa Adrorttilni Kepresfnutltee U. C. MOtiKNSKN k COMPANY Orncee ID New York, CDleeio. Detroit, u rranclaco Lee Anjeleo Bealtle Portland. AAEMSER JNEIA, Ye Smudge Pot By Art ho i Pen? REVIEW OF LAST YEAR January 1034 Is lustily welcomed amid wild cheering, Bnd melancholy disgust . , . Repeal of Prohibition la flxpected to reduce the taxes, and pleasant notion that more spending and loafing, wilt make everybody richer, wins host of ympathlrers. February Old-fashioned Ground Hog Day ob served . . . Many feel the American form of government should be chang ed to cbange tholr luck . . . Pussy willows reported trying to bloom alone Bear Creek. Enough Ttepubll cans rounded up for Lincoln Day banquet. March Autoists ordered to get their 1934 licenses; many buy new autos to go with new licensee . . . First robin notrd . . . Candidate for Oovernor proposes to whack up all the wealth every Saturday . . . High school ath letes paint an enemy barn . . . Sales Tax bobs up. as leading Issue, and Wall St, starts chasing 8. Morris, the Table Rock tiller. State saloon opens for blr. April All Fool's Day passes with nobody fooled more than normal ... No new service station or lawyers so far this year. First round of Jack Frost vs. Pear Blossoms . . . Horde of up state candidates sweep over valley. May Weather and the votera warms up , . . Straw hats and one-button shirts for men appear. The latter return from laundry with regulation six buttons . . . Election held, with mini mum of lying , . . Fears felt votera forgetting how to believe a He. June Diamond Jubilee held, and clttr.ens In suspense two weeks, waiting to learn from which end or the horn they will emerge . . , June graduates plentiful, but June brides show de crease . . . Farmers cut .their hay. but no ahowera result . . . The Long shoremen's strike begins to pinch, and some talk of having a revolu tion . . . Looks like the pear crop was not entirely mined as claimed last March. July Birthday of the Republic Is ob served and celebrated . . . Some feel Constitution needs re-wrltlng . . . Tourists who look like they had their breakfast, and could get to where they are going, without aid of Red Cross- show up . . . Drouth hita Mid West . . . Peoria BUI Gates returns from trip to Peoria, II!. AiiKUt Transient agitators promptly squelched by cltlxens, who want no more monkey business . . . First 1034 model auto exposed to human eye .. . . Hot weather arrives, max, 106.2 . , . Womenfolks start wearing new furs. Hunters start out to be shot for deer, before deer hunting season opens. Sept em her School re-olens. football team will be dandy . . . Republicans show spunk, and will oppose Democrats . . . County fair would be underway. If Depression had not put crimp In annual stud-horse racing . . . Nights turn chilly, and not evetynody pawn ed hla 11)39 overcoat to eat. Orloher The Imvm start to turn sere and yellow, and kids start ohjwrvlng Hal lowe'en the last day of the month . . . Pumpkins turn yellow around the gills . . , Forest fires past year de cline in number, owing to nobody setting them . . . noo per month pension ld?a for Old Folks, aproved by Old Folks and all who are not get ting any younger . . . Deer and ducks fall before prowess of nlmrods. November Lark of Republican voters, gives Democrats overwhelming victory at the polls . . . Santa Clau arrives r.irly . . Mure people regain tunny depositions . . . Rain descends . . . Football team wins victories and n'ory . . . Cltlrens overeat Thinks Blv'ng Day Itei emhet' Christmas shopping perks up. due to the no 8hop Early" campaign since last August . . . Spondulicks flows freely. More rain halts lark of mols lure walls Happy New Year! "TPHE king is dead long live the king!" The old year end and to one and all it's a "Happy New Year!" Which is as it should be. For in spite of everything, we humans, by and large, remain incorrigible optimists. And the new year dawning, gives that optimism full play. The future is always brighter than the past chiefly because the future is unknown, and the past isn't. We can't change the past, but the future, yet to bo unfolded, allows the imagination full play, and we can and invariably do, mold it more to our heart's desire. So we ring the bells, and jump about, and wish everyone a happy New Tear. It's a rare moment in this mad dance, called life. That split second, when the past is over and the future not yet begun. Quite foolish if we failed to take advantage of it So on with the dance, let joy be unconfiued. Once more to one and all a Happy Nev? Tear! How About 1934? AT that the old year hasn't been so bad. The chief disap. pointment apparently rests in the realization, it wasn't as good, as many of us expected. Well, there is this to be said concerning that defect. The world was desperately ill. And science is pretty well agreed, that too quick a recovery from serious illness, may have unfortu nate consequences. Far better that the recovery be slow and steady, for this means the complete elimination of the poison, and a return to health that is built upon the rock and therefore, permanent. Through the ups and downs of 1334, a survey of the year, shows that the gains outweighed the losses. The prosperity line is a jagged one, but the trend has been consistently upward. From Standard Statistics we learn that production in 1034 in creased over 1933 as follows: Electrlo power .., 8Ucl Ingot Autos and trucks .. Bituminous coal ......... Anthracite coal Cotton consumption . Wool consumption Silk consumption . 'Cement Lead Zinc Petroleum . Gasoline Cigarettes ......... ... Cigars - Shoes Lumber Auto tires Sugar meltings Meat Increased 6.0 T .. Incressed lO.flf. .. Increased 40.0 ...Increased S.sr. .... ........... Increased 15.1 declined ll.Tr. declined 13.5 declined 3.3 - Increased 33.1 .. '....Increased 14.7 Increased 10.9 Increased 0.1 Increased 3.3 Increased 10.1 w. Increased fl.9 . Increased 1.0 declined 3.0 increased 1.5 3.3 .....declined Increased 1B.6TI Pig iron Increased 10.8 Only in cotton, wool, silk, lumber and sugar were there declines. In Ifi of the main industries out of '21, there were marked increases, with automobiles leading the list. From hc same soureo one finds, that the incomes incrensed in 1034 over 1033, 1932 and 1931 as follows: V.M net incomes in -118, industries $911,000,000 1!):i3 " " " ' " (503,000,000 1932 " " " " 49,000,000 1931 " " " " 617,000,000 Not a bad showing. These figures of course are in the materinl realm alone, llow about Iho moral and spiritual values! We find nothing concerning them in Standard Statistics. But our firm belief is the improvement in this direction has been even more marked. There has been a decided decrease in avarice and greed, a marked increase in our faith that distributing wealth for the benefit of the many is far superior to concentrating it in the hands, and for the benefit of, the few. Sonic of the die-hards have tried to interpret this new con ception as an attack upon the capitalistic system and the profit motive. It isn't and hasn't been that. It is not a demand for the destruction of the old system, but merely its reform, not so much a "now deal" as a reaffirmation of the SQUARK deal. . . WHEN a history of 1934 is written in the light of a proper perspective we believe the improvement in what might be termed business ethics, will not only be far greater''thnn the improvement in dollars and cents, but far more important. For this improvement means establishing a rock foundation for our industrial, social and economic structure, and- eliminat ing forever the futile attempt to construct any lasting and satis factory civilization upon the sand. '. hour o: last day ... Del Oatchell, banker-poet pens following ode to new born year: Throughout lh length of 1035, I shall endeavor to keep alive. Which Is what I dod. but no more. Throughout the length of 1934. Communications From Snhallon Army. To the Bctltor: Allow ma to take this opportunity to thank you for the generoua-spaee given In the pases of the Mall Tribune to our Christmas activities for the poor. But for the support of the Tribune we could not have succeeded In the effort. You will b glad to know thst we were able to provide baskets of food to 100 needy families of this city and county. The Salvation At my deeply appis ctstea the hearty support and co operation you have always given our work. Again thanking you and wishing you the season's Joys, I heg to remain. Yours for others, O. R DURHAM. Captsln. Commanding Officer. DeocmVjer 30, 1934. The .Magic of Money. To the Editor: One hundred dollars in the hands of one person for one hundred dsys oa not worth as much to the world as one dollar In the ha ids of one hun dred persons for Just one day. If you don't believe It. luat wait Rill Coleman has an- a hundred davs for some one of tlu-of other birthday, at tut minute of last dollars to reaca your band. Money In circulation makes pros perity. 8o put It in circulation, then YOU are helping to make PROSPER ITY. THB OLD COUNCILOR. (Name on file ) Medford, December SI. To tha Bdltor: Tht commission has directed ma to express to you their appreciation for the very aplendld editorial appearing In your paper of December 2fl. It Is our opinion that this Is one of the fairest and most comprehen sive treatments of the Knos law that ha appeared In any newspaper tn the state. Verv truly yours, OEO. L. SAMMtS. Administrator Salem. Dec. 20. Editorial Comment Progressive, modern, Intelligent and agaressive, Medford has "onward and upward" at her city masthead, tier recent vote for an Issue of bonds for a sewage disposal plant la an ex ample, rtlth has no proper place In the surroundings of human beings A filth-laden river la a Mot on the reputation of any community. The vistor to such a community as he goes away Is certain to remember the filth, whether or not he recalls the clean streeu and sightly buildings. A dirty Willamette at Portland s front door leaves Its blight on a fins old town. Oregon Journal. 4 lr. Jnhnson In Los Angeles Dr. rrederU'k Johnson of this ctt? la in Ion Angeles, and la expe'ted to re turn within tehe next fw dsyt. Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. NEWS BEHIND THE NEWS Signed letters pertaining to personal health and hygiene not to dis rate diagnosis or treatment Mill be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped srlf-uddreAMMl envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In Ink. .Owing to the laige number of letters received only a few can be an swered. No reply can be made to querlry not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, 265 El (amino, Beverly Hills, Cal. (Continued Indus- Pre trial tory Pro- Employ ductlon ment 110 irom Page One) Fit. Load lnga UEl'KCT OF HEALTH FROM VITAMIN IIKFIC IKNCY To the uninitiated It may seem odd that reduction of overweight or obes ity Is best achieved by adding food to BiW.-f' " x the ordinary re duction diet. Yet It la perfectly logical and It has proved eminently successful In practice. You see, obeiuty Is a deficiency state In the Important sense that hypo v 1 t a m 1 n o -sis ' causes the overeating which produces the ex cess weight. Clinical experience has proved this as thoroughly. In my judgment, aa any animal experiment can prove any practical fact about nutrition. In treating obesity from this point of "lew physicians have had a rare opportunity to conduct nutrition ex perl menu on human subjects. Not rigidly controlled experiments evch as a physiologist or nutrition worker In a laboratory would have over a group of rats, but rather clinical experi ments. Human subjects co-operate more or leas and even tell the doctor about their feelings or experiences, side Issues which must remain a mys tery to the laboratory man. Some of these fat folk are not at all dumb. They are capable of ob serving Intelligently and perceiving that what they observe may be worth reporting to the doctor. They even recognize that their handicap Is a disease and th.it it Is wise to leave the management, trewment or correc tion of the trouble In the hands of the doctor: that even a big fat per son's health Is 'worthy of expert attention. Of course It doesn't signify much when an obese Individual on a re duction regimen Including an optimal vitamin ration remarks that for the first time In years he or she can do so and so or again notices . . . but when an extraordinary number of them Independently make the same observation It does mean something to the alert physician. It la by this means that we have been able to gather some new Im pressions which are to be, or already have been, tested In actual practice. (Not by myself, but by the thousands of physicians who have, conducted such nutritional experiments on their patients). These new Impressions ap ply entirely to health defects from vitamin deficiencies, defects which have not heretofore been regarded as due to hypovltamlnosls. In talks to follow I shall offer read ers, whether laymen or physicians, some practical suggestions gleaned from original observations of medical colleagues who have had experience In the use of vitamins. Necessarily these pieces will be fragmentary (no pun Intended), but don't .forget the hints conveyed are both practical and practicable. I have never said any thing about vitamins here that can be gainsaid by any physician or nutri tion chemist. At present there Is far too much pseudo-scientific hooey about vitamins and vitamin therapy In the medical press, and good phy sicians are getting "fed up" with It. Indeed, the very standards by which vitamin potency la measured or estl mated are chaotic, so many "units' having been proposed and adopted by various groups of laboratory workers, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Will wearing electricians' rubber gloves cause trouble later? (M. D. A.) Answer. No. If the hands sweat too much, remove the gloves when ever possible and let them dry. Cost Mol As a doctor Interested In human welfare, what do you think of the American Medical association and the findings of that group? (C. P.) Ans. I'm a member of It. Some of the findings of the association are all wrong, I think, but I'm only one of the 00,000 or so docs composing the group, so what's a fellow to do? On the whole, the work of the A. M A. Is admirable and I'm proud of my Infinitesimal part In it. Breathe Easy I understand that you teach that chest expansion Is of no llmportance In physical development. (W. H. B.) Ans. Something like that. Send a dime and a stamped envelope bearing your address, for the booklet, "The Art of Easy Breathing." (Copyright, 1934, John F. Dille Co.) fcd. Note: Persons wishing to communicate with Dr. Brady should send letter direct to Or. UN ham Brady, M. P., '!65 El Cam I no. Beverly Hills, Cal. NEW YORK DAY BY DAY By O. O. Mclntyre NEW YORK, Dec. 31, Diary: Be times and talked to Bob Davis, set ting off on a trek through old Mexico, also chatting awhile with Dr. Abraham Rosen bach, the bibliog rapher. And on 57th street came nnon Henry and Ann Sell and Zona Gale on che way to a broad casting station and quite merry. So home and riffling through my essay and with my wife shopping. And pounced upon a dark cnutoiatc brown shirt with collar to match, to my lady's disgust. This day I wrote a long letter to a venerable doctor back home about the fine Impressions of Dr. Da foe. the quintuplets medico. I met at Mary Dougherty's tea. Dinner of a aavory duck with wild rloe at the Will H. Hayses and was holpen thrice. Then to say farewell to H. T. Webster agnitist hibernating In Florida until the salmon season opens In May. the lucky fellow. And a moment at a midnight buffet talk ing to James Melton, the radio singer. Edison Marshall, the novelist. Is off again, this time to a scrawny tag end of the world known as Manl pur, an Independent Himalayan state, for more msterial. In Paris en route he was made a "Commander of the Dragon of Annam" by the French government. Last year he was a house guest of his Majesty In Annsm. And the decoration was a compliment in honor of the visit. Marshall, with this Jaunt, beoomea America's most widely traveled author, next to thst Incurable wanderer, Bob Davis. Verne Porter, soloing It In an auth ors' agency experiment, opens offlres in likely the beat known literary ha ven In America The Algonquin. The Brevoort. on the lower avenue, la an other rendezvous for authors, espec ially thoae from Europe. It is pos sible that every writing msn in Amer ica who has visited New York Ma lunched at the Algonquin. It has b?orme a sort of rite like kissing the Blarney stone. Charles Francis Coe. appalled st the thought of topping Herb Roth's "Dan druff on the Knob" and Corey Ford's "Stonev Broke." deiided to go utterly able air. But the apartments sug gest the width and depth of the Grand Central waiting room and have had no vacancies during the depres sion. Indeed there's a waiting l.st. While apartment eclat has swung across the park to the thin tall spires sentinelled against the Est Side sky, the Dakota's tenants are of the elect. Each must not only fur nish highest cheracter references, but also financial and social. After a verbal wrestle with a cop for being on the hlthor side of the white line, Emma Llndsay-Squler's taxi driver exploded : "These Eye tallana talk about fatch-lzm; they don't know nuthln'. Howzat for fatch-lzm, the big bum I" And the photograph of the outraged chariot eer, believe It or not, bore the name Julius JupHerl Bagatelles: Hunter college's dean. Dr. Blanche Williams. Is In England finishing a book on George Eliot . . . Neal O'Hara, humorist, reads Ibsen and other gloom novels for diver sion . . . Frank Menke, sports writer. Is a sucker for epic poetry . . . Con rad Wawrzyczny of Florence, Col., Is and no wonder known by hla townsmen as Mr. Conrad . . ." Llbby Holman likes to go on long hikes In the rain . . . They are planning an O. Henry theater for the Village. Bill Halllgan. Jockeyed Into an In troduction with one of the town's glossiest gigolos, appraised him coldly then Inquired brightly: "How's the hand -kissing of silly old women busi ness?" (Copyright, 1934. McNaught Syndi cate, Inc.) 4 06 ai 73 . Sfi 66 66 73 75 78 81 85 8S 88 83 76 73 71 73 74 76 1929 aver. ... 1030 aver. ...... 1031 aver. Jan. 1033 M Nov. Dec Jan. 1033 H Nov. Dec. - Jan. 1034 ........... Feb. March -...-..-.-., April May June July Aug. ........ . Sept. Oct. . NOV. Dec. (est.) ......... Note the continuous improvement in Industrial activity for the past four months. It is important because the wheela of industry usually slow down at this season. Of course, they did In November and December, but the decreaae was leas than seasonal, so the chart shows an Improvement.) The better December figure was due largely to steel and automobiles. Steel ran at 37 per cent capacity. Steel Improvement Is expected to continue through the spring. The auto makers have been opera ting at a rate greater than seasonal, largely because they have changed their production season. But their plans or next year exude even more substantial optimism. Reports Inside the trade Indicate a planned output of 3-2 million cars next year (com pared with about 2.7 this year.) The trend la toward larger aiflT roomier cars with not so many cost ly gadgets- on them. You will see when the models come around short ly that the or., bi - feature Is the steel top, which has been gener ally adopted. Textile insiders have noticed that there has been strong buying lately. Big orders In December exceeded ex pectations, and were considerably in excess of production. Unquestionably, production In this line also will have to be stepped up early In the new year to meet demand. It might be best not to spoil a very encouraging new year outlook by re ferring to building, but the situation Is romewhat better than the woeful , figures Indicate. The number of per- mlta issued In November were 19 per j cent over a year ago, and the extent of additions, alterations and repairs was 6- per cent over a year ago. That j Is due to the fact that housing relief i agency activity Is at least beginning to show some results, however slight. Dept. Bldg. Whole. Store Con- sale Sales tracts Prices 1026 Equars 100 104.8 100.1 106 111 117 05.3 01.5 88.7 02 102 02 864 77.4 67.5 76 92 63 73.0 77.2 53.5 64 78 31 67.3 63.2 42.0 67 63 27 63.0 62.4 41.5 58 60 28 62.6 61.4 30.6 66 60 22 61.0 750 55.5 60 65 48 71.1 76.0 54 6 62 69 58 703 71.1 54.0 64 68 49 72 2 78.4 60.6 64 71 44 73.6 81.0 64.8 68 77 33 73.7 82.2 67.3 62 77 32 73 3 82.4 67.1 63 77 26 73.7 81.4 64.8 64 74 26 74.6 79.4 60.4 61 72 27 74.8 79.2 - 82.2 59 79 27 76.4 73.9 67.0 59 76 27 77.6 76.7 ' 61.0 57 74 31 76 5 76.7 59.5 59 72 31 76.5 77. . 61. 62 77 30 76 7 .There was another improvement, not mentioned above prices. They are now about 10 per cent higher than in December last year. Much of the Increase can be attributed to the drought boost in. meat and farm prices, yet there has been a small Increase in prices generally. More sig nificant Is the fact that they have been stabilized at the existing level for the past five months. They wi'.l go a little higher in the spring. If any of you business men want a more detailed, but less up-to-date, analysis of the situation, get a copy of the address of Bureau Director Murchlson of the commerce depart ment, delivered at Pittsburgh Sat urday. It is the most Intelligent New York statement from the new deal standpoint. Of course. Dr. Murchlson gives the administration the benefit of many doubts, but essentially his sound analysis lacks the usual poli tical fragrance. All in all. conditions Indicate that the happy new year greetings are not idle wishes, although It might be just as well to omit the adjective "pros perous" from them. Anyway it has not been used for a long time. . Report Accident An auto collision at the corner of Bartlett and Jackson streets, involving cars driven by Miss Viola Dietrich. 939 North Central and Kenneth M. Pasmore. 535 North Bart lett, occurred Saturday at 2:30 p. m.. according to the report filed at the city police aUtton. No one was injured. Flight o Time (Medford and Jackson County History from the files of the Mall Tribune of 20 and 10 Years Agio. TEN YEARS AOO TODAY iwemher 31, 1924. (It was Wednesday.) City to greet the New Year with social pleasantries and many family reunions and general good feeling. The work of removing the Chrlstmaa trees along Main street started this morning. Mia Dorotha Florey wins 150 prlne In Better Home Lighting contest. Crater Lke road to be paved from Medford entrance to Annie Springs. Report that Trlgonia oil well drill ing will be resumed soon. Heavy downpour causes Uttle Butte creek to overflow Its banks in many place Rogue river at htgheat point bromldical In nsmnv his e-stste at i in 18 years. Gold Hill reports. BronxviUe. He actually calls it "Co.-y Corner." Joe Cook has rensmed his acres of Insanity near Lake Hopat eong "Sleepless Hollow. Ben Ames Williams, who winters at 5ea lalxnd. Georgia, gave much thought to a name for his place and fmslly gave up, deoidtng It shall be nameless. TWENTY YKB.5 AtiO TODAY December 31, 1911. Man lTmune issue a new ier j edition, setting forth the grandeur and glories of the Rogue River valley in picture and story, F S. Carpenter offe-a 110 for first Personal nomination for the mcwl ' of sugar made from locally grown decadent autobiography of the dec ade that of H. G. Wells. But Inter esting Just the same. One of New York's most sedately sombre apartment housea is T.w Da kota on West 72nd. Compared to modern architectural flub-dubbery. It la antiquated, out-nuxled. There Is a gloomy Inner court with fount sin. laive mde yard with underground sugar beets. AlHee again on th defensive along he entire western front: lull comes in fierce battle In Poland. Rev ti River Public .Serfice corpora tion doubles Its force of workmen to complete Gold Hill plsnt. blouse -to-house opposition to st ity charter develops, and orsoncai tunnel of small shops and a teatr- I lui commence to tly. DANCE Th New Year in Swing to Sweet Syncopation with a gay crowd TONITE at Dreamland lsnc lo lh, rhithm o( onf of thr hottf.t orrhr.tm!i Ill thf Vnltrrt lstr. FUN-NOISE MAKERS Serpentines Confetti DINTY MOORE And Hit ORCHESTRA MEN r iior LADIES IOC USE OF L Ye Poet's Cornei Word has been received here from C. J. Nunan, 317 North Fifth street, Oxnard. Cal.. that Mrs. Delia Nunan. formerly of Jacksonville, who broke her hip In a fall last October, lias an excellent emmee of being able to walk again. Although Mrs. Nunan Is 93 years old, she has been very cheerful throughout the ordeal, according to a clipping sent from an Oxnard pa per. The clipping states that "Grand ma" Nunan Is the most popular pa tient In the Bt. Francis hospital In Santa Barbara, where she Is confined. Many friends of Mrs. Nunan re member her well and have expressed delight over the elderly lady's fine recovery. Dae Mall Tribune want ads. Old Folk," Tension When I g:t njy pension, oh Boy whit I will do I'll buy a ni:e row limousine and have a chauffeur too, 1 11 doll It up v.lth radio and bou- quct vawse) so fine And take you out to shows and things that I have had in mind. A nice silk dress I'll P,et lor you; glasses made of pold. And a maid will be where'ere you 50 your wraps and things to hold. I'll take the old washboard and tub that now hang on the wall And give them to a younger soul so they won't have to spoil. I'll fix the house up .well and nice and paint It. you Just watch; I'll buy a seal skin coat for you and you'll get me some Scinch. . . I'll get you some cosmetics with pow der and paint, you'll sne. Your hair will have a permanent wave, your wrinkles they won't be. i We'll go on a nice long tour Miami and Palm Beach. We'll occupv the swell back seat Just slttln' side by each. I'll get some nice new golf clothes with a glass that fits one eye. My pants will come down to my knee, my socks come Just that high. And when I meet some swell young .folks that used to pass us up. I'll say. "You Just come out with mo. we'll see who takes the cup." And when the world comes back again and we're off the NRA, Remember Doctor Townsend Is the man you ought to puy. And when you look at us old folks, how happy we will be Why did it not occur before, that's what I cannot see. Written by Will Alden of Denver. Colo., cousin of George Alden, Medford. . Adults Anytime 3mT T Kiddies IOC Anytime HURRY! Positively Ends Tonite Greater Glory for the Creator of "HENRY VIII" Dougas FAIRBADKfn Elizabeth BGRGnR THE GREAT STARTING TOMORROW (New Years) Continuous Shows Tomorrow 1:45 P. M. to 11:00 P. M. HE TRIED TO BETHE MEANEST MAN IN THE WORLD . . . ...AND FOUND HIMSELF, THE MOST BELOVEDI .11 H 1 's- ' I ' if. F'Ty i JOSf'H M. SCHCNCK p.ai.nl SO RLI S S !N THE GM.ND SUCCESSOR TO THt HOUSe OF KOTHSCHIIO- A 1. 'JttML A DARRYL F. ZANUCK HOOUCTION WITH EDNA -MAY OLIVER 20 kMl UK . ChittoN WNf . ,( ttOtOAN CENty EXTRA ADDED ATTRACTIONS nrosduay limit t In Twhnlrnlor "MOROCCO NIGHTS" M.O.M. NEWS Merrie Melody in Technicolor "Beauty and the Beast