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PAGE ETOHT MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1933. Medford Mail Tribune "EMtrom u Southern Ortt Rnu thi Hill tflbuiw'' Otll CiMpt Otturd) Putttlirml bf m murium phintinu CO. lft lT SB ft fU 8L t6 BOB KM W. BUHL, Editor Afi Indepeodut Ntwiptpw KtiUrtd u weooa eiu aitttw it Medford Orefoa, uodsr 4el Of Usrcs . lsT. 4U8STK1PT10N RATES Dally. im mr J' Dill;, fit BODthl ! null dm month n ParHar in Artttnee MedfOfd. Aibltnd JlikjonrtlJi, Central Polot, Pboeals, Talwt, UoW BUI tod od Ulgbvtfi- Dally, ont itu I0. n.ll. at annnfht l.SiD nii AM tDOOU) 80 AD Urmt. cub Id idfaoe. Orfidai wm of Uw City al Mtdford. Officii paper of Juxud County. MEM BO Of TlUfi ASSOCIATED PHMi UvtiriM full Uut Wirt Berrtn Tbt Aisoclted Prm to ssclurinli cllUtd U Ux im for pubue-tion Of tu oewi aupw credited to tt or ottwrvlM credited ID Uitt paper nri aim tn tha inrai news oublWied beraln. AU rlfbu 'or publlcitlOD of peeUl dUpitebaa Mrclo tn two retenra. Of UNITED PHES8 UEMBKH OP AUDIT BUBEAO OP CIRCULATIONS AdiertUlnf Kepreianutlfoi ' IL 0. MOIIKNSBN A COMPANY OfflOM in Ne York, Cbtesgo, Datrolt. B rruetoto lot AACdet Buttle Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Annul Perry The Governor delivered a menage to the legislature yesterday, which aounded uplclouly like the open ing gun. of a campaign for re-election. He beate the free power tom- toma anew, and Intimates .nai m. "Joseph policies" will be for naught, unless the state goea Into the elec trio liit business. The hooey, that o completely befuddled tho sent, vwr " - i T . ,n io:u. Therein, i caiijr the Governor was smart. He oeat u. ,a nntjintiai s:ubernatorlal aspirants to it. There was also They point to the resignations of Woodwin, . Achcson and &nrrJSumb.ra.Trtha;;Sprague the anti-inflation article in the last Saturday Evening .Oregon should be its own power Post by Barney Baruch, as evidence that the President is being ft,r.0nfurTJtra,nwen 'Select'" deserted by the sound money men of his own party, and if he light. If coming events are still persists in hia present course his party is due for a terrific dis csatlng shadows, It means that the I polltlrians, are getting ready to ron- found and gosh durni the public Qn the Republican side, it is reported ex-Secretary of the .SorEyS Mi,l8.i8 unIimberi"8 his heavy guns, also against the last industry in the state that inflation, and with strong Wall Street backing is preparing to Is functioning, and are quite annoy-, ,;.um i,,. Ing with their permanent payrolls, and prompt psyment of taxes. "DRIBBLES" IS RIGHT (Portland Journal) "America's richest girl," who (ell heir to a 10,000,000. share of her fortune Wednesday on her Slat birthday. Other drib bles will come along from time to time until she geta all of her thirty millions when she la 90. The alx best dressea movie actresses have been selected, and publlo opin ion returns a verdict, directing that they act, as well aa they dress. ' The state Intends to grab the pro fits of liquor aalee, for emergency relief, and more power to them. Then with aate-control of football game receipta, and payment or aeunquem taxes, via a alot-machlne In the sheriff's office, there would be no use for red Ink. . Dear Miss Chatlieid: There are five ooys trying to marry Be and I am In love with one who la poor and. uneducated and works with his hands. (Chlco, Calif., En terprise!. What seems to be needed la a reverse English Utah, leniug, i of the i la the order ot the day. In the cities of the state. If thla keeps up a fire engine will be able to get by an auto bus unloading passengers. An Irate Engllsnman cslled the King a "parasite," while the King wss msklng a speech, and nothing happened to him. People who know their Englishmen, express ths belief, that In due course of time, the irate one will eat his word. ... Though the mornings are nippy, and the evening the same, there la a marked decline in the number of fashionable males, loose without their hats. However, the bare - headed vogue la Just as popular, aa it ever was, but the devotoee, are too poor, to buy a new hat. to leave home, when attending social doings. On the other hand, there are fathers, in high-topped boots and macklnaw. escorting their ahlverlng bare-legged going. There is very little consider ation shown for Juvenile legs, la the winter time. A census of the 1dm crop of boys, ahows that their Paws plan making halfbacks out of everyone, or know the reason why, with but one excep tion. This is the Dub Wauon kid, who will be whittled Into a spectacu lar end. All, It la hoped, wtlt be out standing athletes. Though this Is a red-hot bowling town, and there are had hu athieuc rr mapped TL Ei"" conprfss convene. I He will have a most formidable army "ranking bowler." of shock troops, taken from BOTH parties, and supported by The n. m. Hogn boy u now ai i n aroused public opinion, ready to fight at the drop of the wX'hu n.m.,U MilnlS,Si,',, fr U mmt'' aBBi"8t Vx Mling with more like it, and Jibe well with Hogan. His dad's folks made a mis- Sta siul ra1 latH hdn klalvln This error has now teen corrected. Like ail the football crop, tht young man la Rolnt; to be a halfback. It is about time some second string tackles were bowing up. . 4 This Must WHATEVER the final liquor control plan adopted in this state this much is certain: the people of the state should get back of that plan 100 per cent and support it. Another fact should be clearly borne in mind. No matter WHAT that final plan may be, it will not in itself, ENTIRELY eliminate the bootlegger, and the moonshiner. In other words it will not eliminate the chiseler, or the crook. For, whatever the market price of legal liquor may be, whether it is sold in state stores, drug stores or saloons, that price will include a heavy tax, and will therefore be materially higher than illegal liquor, which evades the tax. Here is where the "New Deal" bootlegger will come in. He will have his ground-squirrel whiskey and his bath tub gin, at prices which will knock the thirsty consumers eye out. It will of course, be "just as good," as the legal liquor, at one-half or one-third the price. Why pny $3 when you can get the same thing for $1 f. WHY INDEED f Why OBSERVE the law when you can make money by BREAKING itt Why buy legal liquor which is pure and wholesome, when you can buy illegal liquor which is neither, for half, or one The answer of course, is that buying legal liquor will be right, and buying illegal liquor wrong; buying the first will be supporting the LAW, and assisting the finances of the state; buying the .second, will be breaking the law, and assisting the bootleggers to regain their foothold in politics, finance and the underworld. I AWS are only ag strong as - Oregon is to have a new Whatever that new deal is, unless it is supported by public opinion, it will fail. Unless the right thinking people not only get behind it but take the trouble to publicly condemn those who don't it can't succeed. But if the people will DO, what, under this new dispensa tion is so clearly their DUTY, that their friends and neighbors courts and law officers in running out those who DON'T Then, WHATEVER THE NEW SYSTEM happens to be, it will be a success. For it will have the law and public opinion behind it. And this success will be a glorious triumph for GOOD CITIZENSHIP 1 Why the President Smiles IE have an idea President war political game, than most The aforesaid critics are calling Roosevelt an inflationist. j""' .,uv.. ""-"'""i snooting of Ins own. Under such circumstances, the President's smiling indiffer ence, as he continues to enjoy his vacation at Warm Springs, Georgia, is (to these critics) hard to understand. The man should be scared to death by this formidable uprising against bis present monetary policy, from BOTH major parties. Can't he see the handwriting on the wallt Unless he turns a com plete samersault on his monetary measures very soon, he 'i DOOMED, etc., etc. M EBBE so. But we have another idea. In the first place things, including the broadside I the anti-inflation blast from Barney Baruch, BEFORE they happened. There is no reason informed regarding the preparations of his old oollcge chum, Ogdcn Mills, to start the anti-Roosevelt ball a rolling. Then why should he be so complacentt Why has he done nothing but smile f Why didn't he start a back fire some time agot TpiIE answer, as we see it, is this: Things are developing not. only as President Roosevelt expected, but as he WISHES them to develop. For what is he gettingt He is getting, several months be fore congress meets, a tremendous national, BI-PARTISAN movement against inflation and in favor of sound money. Ho is getting not only the leaders of his own party, but the leaders of the Republican party committed against what former Presi dent Hoover termed "confetti currency." Well, PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT IS AGAINST CONFETTI CURRENCY HIMSELF 1 He is against inflation, at least any direct inflation, such as putting the currency printing presses to work. His gold purchase plan isn't inflatinn. No one knows just what it is, but at the worst it is nothing more than a trial balloon in the direction of a commodity dollar If it works toward raising commodity prices, 0. K. If it doesn't, it can be stopped by the stroke of a pen, and no harm will have been done. First, last and all the time, President Roosevelt is him- qmivn VfWPV yilEKEFORE isn't the President getting just what he wantsf He isn't afraid of the "Baruehs" of his own party or the "Mills" of the opposing party. What he IS afraid of, is the next congress and particularly the wild-eyed inflationists and easy money fanatics, from the South, the Middle and the Far West, who will all be there. But if things go on as at present what will Franklin D. have with which to meet these "'C currency. Ergo and also Q. E, D.l That is precisely what the Tresi- l-Mlt wants llfMY alioiiMn't Franklin I), enjoy himself and his vacation " iu the aumiy south. Things are breaking awell." Be Done! - third the price! public opinion supporting them. deal in this liquor business. get behind the new law, see do likewise, and support the Roosevelt is playing a deeper of his critics suspect. . nI..i,i.g from Professor Spraguc and to doubt that he was equally "monetary Bolsheviks" when Aye, verily brcthern, the politician who wishes to outwit Franklin D. will have to get up very early in the morning. He is about three jumps ahead of the best of them- Personal Health Service By WUIiam.Bradj, M.D. 8l(oeo lettcri pcrtAining to puraonaj aeaitai tad ajtlens not to dls mm dlaguutU or treatment, wUi o answered Oj Or. dtad 0 a la raped MlfBddreued antelope w enclosed, belters tnuuld oe ortef uo srrltten in ink. Owing to the targe o umbel ot letters received only a ie can Oe ans wered her No reply can fir made to queries out conforming to Uutroctlons address Dr. WUI Jam Brady. 26fl El us ml no. rieverley UiU, Cai. THIS BASAL METABOLISM THING. I've been exercising admirable re straint over that Impulse for a year or more and I can t be a gentleman any longer, It Is high time to have a quiet chat with those among our read- KS.TflK,r- &a era who shall be V! ' H or are now be- tests. Those who have had the ex perience should charge It off as education or di version. If the medical brethren elect tu listen In on thla confabulation It Is all right with us, provided they preserve de corum. One woman writes: "X very sick all last winter. Doctor thought It was my heart, but I was too weak to be taken to hospital for t basal test . . . fine physician was giving me heart medicine . . . heart was too rapid. 126 or more to the min ute . . ." This correspondent goes on to say that she has made remark able gains since she began taking the Iron and ammonium citrate I suggested here for a simple anemln. Probably the medicine did her no harm, but It Is much more reason able to assume that the medicine, rest and other things her physician prescribed actually produced the re sults she credits to the Iron. I know human nature. But the point I wish you to notice Is that the woman had a rapid heart action and the doctor was uncertain whether there was some organic heart disease or whether the rapid heart (tachycardia Is the medical term for It) was merely a feature of hyperthyroidism or mask ed exophthalmic goitre (Grave's or Basedow's disease, or. as some machine-made specialists call It, "toxic" goitre). Here Is another woman who com plains: "I am 37 years old and have been under physician's care for two years . . . have had metabol ism tests and found to be hyper thyroid. Also I have paroxysm taxis cardla (she means the heart action Is rapid by spells) . , . headaches , . . teeth X-rays O. K. but head X-rays showed slight sinus which is now cleared up . . . but headaches continue . , . Finally doctor ordered all medi cine stopped and nurse to give high colon Irrigations . . Here. too. the heart action was rapid and the doctor wanted to de termine whether organic heart dis ease or some general condition cause NLW YORK DAY BY DAY 3y O. O. Mclnryre NEW YORK, Nov. 24. Thoughts white strolling: They say Mencken and Nathan will tie up In a new magazine v e n ture. Who re members when It was an oyster plant? Lily Pons has a skip In her walk like her name 111 y ponsl What's be come of Vincent Lopez? Holly w o o d studios clamor for Da mon Runyon. One of my fa- Fred Drake. The Furplno leader. Manuel Queson, suggests a shrunk Sam Shlpman. Dick Hyland's stu dios expression. And Tnllulah Bnnk- hcad suggests a statue in chalk these days. What a queenly looking lady Mary Roberta Rhine hart is. Also Mrs. Dana Gibson. Somehow I'd like to ae Owen Young leap-frog over a fire plug. It would do him good. The Rltz ntarters never change. Colin Cllve, the actor, la a startling ringer for Jimmy Walker. What will become of peep-holes In speakeasies? .Those Rlalto doctors at every opening Wagner and Michel. Fred C. Kelley, a Xenla, O.. boy. who made good In the city. Odd how minestrone is always sermed In a battered tureen, Efldle Duchln la the town's best blusher. That tin- roused detachment of Brock Pember- ton. There's a giddyap to those Jockey rap hata the ladles wear, all right, all right! One word description of Fred Al lenraspy. No person looks so un like his photogrsphs as Albert Wig gin. Louts CftViern and beautiful bride. Mary Pick ford still excites the populace more than any other movie star. Forlorn old-timers around the Palace comer. What was It about variety that made us love it so? Hoofing ha recruited some of the i best box office stars In the movies, j Valentino, of course, was the most ' notable garniture. But there are also i such feather-footed figures as Bar- j bara Stanwyck, Oeorg Raft, Ginger ! Rogers, Ruby Keeler, James Cngney and Joan Crawford who began as fast steppers mostly in Broadway night clubs. I The original Algonquin crowd was not the moderns who glorified the1 Round Table. The flrat of the lit. i erary minded to make ths West 44th ' street inn their luncheon place wm headed by the youthful and Irre pressible Booth Tarklngton. In the wry select circle, too, were Oorge Ade, -Bluffy' Davis. Ort Wells. Har ry Leon Wilson and ths actor Roy Atwell. I There was a memorable nUht when Tarklni too. Booming out ot tb in- mm the tachycardia. Hence the basal metabolism tests. This test Is too complicated to de scribe here. Suffice to say it gives a fair Index or guage of the rate of combustion of fuel and tissue going on metabolism, the vital chemical process. In fever, for Instances, the metabolism is speeded up. In other conditions It may be slowed down below the normal rate of health. The knowledge, skill and judgment of a well trained physician, In my. opinion, is better than any basal metabolism measurement the most expert technician can make, In the diagnosis and treatment of sickness. At least, I'd prefer a good doctor' Judgment to the findings of such machine measurements. I say this only after a prolonged effort to learn how and. why this Imposing machinery was wished on the medical profession. I think the use of such gadgets increases In In verse ratio with the decline of medi cal training and skill. I may be dumb. If so, I Invite any physician who knows better to tell me and our readers about It. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Breath Holding Daughter aged 3 has spells of hold ing breath when she cries, and she becomes' rigid and rolls back her eyes and turns blue . . . (Mrs. D. H.) Answer X-ray picture of neck and upper chest might show enlarged thy mus gland, and X-ray treatments would do good. Meantime see that child has dally ration of plain cod liver oil and plenty of exposure of naked skin to sunlight, or If no sun light available, the light of an ultra violet lamp. Well Water Like to know what to do to a well that has not been used for the last 12 years . . . (M. H.) Answer Boll all the water you drink, at least until you have the assurance of the local health depart ment, that the water Is pure. Now Who Is Tight? Kindly send booklet "The Art of Easy Breathing." Am Inclosing stamp ed addressed envelope as I under stand you are too tight and lazy to use your own. (P. P.) Answer Tighter and lazier than all get out, friend. I had to use your stamped addressed envelope to carry a special message to you. Informing you that the booklet will set you back (a) one dime and (b) a stamp ed envelope bearing your address. Kd Note: Readers tvlshlne to communicate with Or. Brbdy should send letters direct to Dr. William Brady. M. U.. 206 El Ca mino. Bevrrl Hills. CaOl dlana corn belt, was given a cele bration lasting from 4 one afternoon until the same .hour the next. Then his cronies escorted him to the Al gonquin and, to be certain he re mained there, sequestered the clothes he wore. But two hours later "Tark" appeared at the Lambs, merry and bright, in fur coat, high hat and bedroom slippers. When the room became a little too stuffy he doffed .his great coat and revealed himself In an old-fashioned night gown. During the Roman Holiday Roy Atwell complained to Tarklngton he had been unable to see "Havana," a hit at the Casino. Aa they moved in a devious but enchanting Itinerary from this cafe to that he kept grum bling: "I want to go to 'Havana.' " It became so tiresome that one morn ing after a night of wassail and con tinued complaining Atwell awakened on a rolling boat actually bound for the city of Havana. Without a soul Only one stage box In New York was ever denied the public. Thla waa an upper tier at Vie New Am sterdam for A. L. Erlanger and friends. Erlanger finally abandoned the Idea. But in the Euclid opera house in Cleveland stage box A re- Ye Olde and Turkey Trotte IN VE HILARIOUS VILLAGE OF YE JAYVILLE YE TOWN OP YE WARMISH SOLES AND YE REVELRY TILL 2 Ya Local Chamber of Commerce Hath Ordained That Ye Cloaket and Bonnets Do Be Chekked for Nothinge ... So Come All Ye I PRETTYE TUNES TO BE PLAYED maJned Inviolate from time the the ater was built until torn down. It was for the political leader Marie Hanna and at death pawed to his son. Memory of the stern rebukes my doughnut dunking received In form ative days has left an Ineradicable scar. To this day when I duck Into wrtat Wilson Mlzner called a sinker salon I have an uneasy feeling of being followed. And at the first dunk, expect somebody to scream, "Don't do that!" (Sopyrlght, 1033, McNapght Bundl cate. Inc.) Comment on the Day's News By FRANK JENKINS. TWO AMERICANS, Lieutenant Com mander Settle and Major Chester, rise In a balloon to a height of 11 miles above the earth's surface, and then descend safely, landing in a cranberry bog in New Jersey. It U dark when they come down, so they climb out of the special gondola, wrap up in the fabric of the balloon and sleep peacefully through the night, while all over the world wires hum and radios crackle with surmises as to whether or not they are lost. COMING BACK, successful, from a feat that arouses the Interest of the world, their first need is for sleep. Their next Imperative need is FOOD. Human brings, you see, are Just human beings, no matter how big or spectacular they may be. YOU have read In the papers that Lieutenant Commander Settle and Major Chester soared up 11 miles into the STRATOSPHERE. The stratosphere is the" layer ol thinner air that lies above the heavier ATMOSPHERE we breathe. It is too thin to breathe, which is why balloons that go up Into It have to be equipped with special gondolas, in which oftygen can be released. You have seen pt'i.r?" of them In the newsreels. THIS thinner afrj by 'the way, of fers very much less resistance to moving bodies than our heavier air, which leads to the idea that in time to come we may navigate it with streamlined aircraft that will encoun ter VERY LITTLE resistance and so will be able to reach terrific speeds 500, 600 miles an hour, or perhaps much more. Passengers traveling in such air craft could leave San Francisco In the early morning, have lunch in New York, spend the afternoon seeing the sights, go to a show In the even ing and be back on the Pacific Coast In time for work the next day. I SETTLE and Chester, wo read, went i up Into the stratosphere to study the cosmic ray. i Radio rays, so far as we know, stick to the earth; following Its surface and so finally coming back to their starting place. The cosmic ray. it Is suspected, may travel out through space. Intersecting other worlds in its path. The time may come, you see, when we will be TALKING with other worlds. Fantastic, of course, but 10tt years ago the radio would have seemed fantastic. AIRCRAFT can get up out of the heavier atmosphere and Into the thinner stratosphere, where resist ance Is less. Automobiles CAN'T. They have to stick to the surface of the earth, talc ing on whatever resistance the air offers which Is plenty. It Is air resistance that holds down Time-Honored Tleae lenore Te Lonf Fare nn Ye Arl Prnpne. .. I!e' Merely Ylrtunmlv Patient Wsitlnr. for Ye taturriave NUhl! speed and INCREASES fuel consump tion. IP AUTOMOBILES are to Increase their speed and at the same time DECREASE their consumption of fuel they must be made so as to slip through the air with less resistance. Streamlining la believed to be the answer to that. Engineers estimate that a properly streamlined automo bile could be driven by a 25 horse power engine at a speed In excess of 100 miles an hour, on far leas fuel than Is now required for much lower speeds. That Is why streamlining Is the big thing In automobile design at the present moment. It Isn't Just a fad, for the purpose of making new cars LOOK different. Flight 'o Time iftii-afora ana Jackson count) History from Che rtlee ol 1'he ttan Tribune ot it ana 10 yean o.) TBS YEARS AGO TODAY November 24, 1923. (It was Saturday.) City to vote again on Issuance of bonds for new high school. Yale beats Harvard 13 to 0, causing great glee and despair around th? University club. Bill OUara Is fined 25 for killing two quail. Pourteen Thanksgiving day dances are advertised. The Medford Armory will be for mally opened for public inspection next Tuesday. Lloyd Williamson writes a letter to the editor on the "broken chain" football game which Salem won. Mr. SATURDAY ONLY Continuous Show 1:40 to It I MB ONLY TUXIM PICTURE ENTIKU HUE M Aflta sfV .W - Roaring, Shrieking And Rebellious Jungle . . . Man's Conquest, Beast's Defiance. Don't Miss It. AMONG MIGHTIEST MAMMALS AND THE TINIEST HUMANS WITH Mr. & Mrs. MARTIN JOHNSON a FOX picture Ends Tonite Ms dame Racketeer lias a New Racket Alison Skipworth tn "A LADY'S PROFESSION" TODAY mm and Sat. a WIERD! GHASTLY! UNCANNY! CREEPY! CHILLING! STRANGE! What'SCARFACE meant to gang pictures WHITE means to thrillers! with BELAWfMIJGOSI Would you know a ZOMBIE if you saw one? Also CHARLIE CHASE in "His Silent Racket" MICKEY MOUSE CARTOON Patho News Bitify Moore's LITTLE GIANTS Playing at the Fairgrounds SATURDAY NIGHT MEN 35c Williamson declares "the fact the chain broke when It counted most will give all sportsmen grounds to pause." A wandering boy loola the police, the sheriff and the prohibition agents, and escapes In a stolen automobile. TWENTY YKARS AGO TODAY November 24, 1M3. (It was Monday.) City payroll for year amount, to $33,100. Bud Anderson, "pride of Medford." passes through, and Court Hall falls to get to the depot In time to see him. Bud plans to fight In Van couver, B. C, soon. Col. P. L. TouVelle says that he ate a pumpkin pie made by Issle Mc Cully of Jacksonville, from Bagley Cannery canned pumpkin, and "It Is fit for king to eat, and give praise." Anna Held, the famous actress, will be here December 4, at the Page. Ashland defeats Medford high. 37 to 0. High disgust prevails among the local athletes. BIG DANCE Every Saturday Night Dreamland Medford 's Most Popular Dance Pavilion 7-P1ECE DANCE BAND Modern and Old-Time Tunes Men 35c I.ndlts A Dime ALSO C'hnpter 9 "Whispering Shadow Torch? Comedy silly Symphony Cartoon Attend Sat. Matinee Avoid the Rush BHU hi LADIES 10c