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J ; j PXGE FOUR MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFOtti), OREGON, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1933. Medford Mail Tribune "Cnrrons IB Southern Orafw run w mui iriDonr Dallr Inept satarder PnblKlml 17 UtOTOlID PBINTDIC 00. s-ir-is m. nr at. i II i i i ! '. i . I Editorial Correspondence I0BEB1 ). BDHJ, Utter S. U KM4FP. gatsred u eeeood claaa autur t Oreioo, oKler Set of llereb I. 18t. UBSciuiTiOh una li atari In Adiaaee Otlll', rear . Dan, watt '0 Br Carrier. 10 vl'tux Hedord, AiUuid. tuieonule. CnttreJ Point. Fboenli, leant. Hole am irvi mi UlfhnTL Dally, aoolb 9 .f Dellr. tut reer MO All terns, etib lo adtene Official paper of Uo Cltr of Medford. Official war of luuop cpuotr. IfEMBHIl Of tta ASB0CUTC1 PIBI HmMm full Leaood Wire sarrke Ibe Ueodited Preee k ndiarttelj eoUUed (e tbe oh far publication of ill pen dlspatetjee credited to U or otherwise credited to tble paper sod alio to tbe local oee pubuebed hertlo. AU rittta for puhllcatloo of epedal diapetrftee ejordB ere alio reeerred. efEMBEU Or UN1TID FKE88 msiBKB or AUun bubead r CIKCUUTI0N8 Adfertlelnt Kepreeentatlree IL & UOUBNHBN k COMPACT Offtcee lo New Vorl. Cblano, Detroit, Bu rraoflieo. toe Angela), Setttla Portland. ie Smudge Pot By Arthur Oerry. Press dlepatohes Stat "disarma- ment Is making progress In Europe," and that congreaa "looks with favor on disarmament In Europe." Some thing beildei charity ihould start at home. Borne of the boy are wearing leather neckties, for economy's sake, and they are but another horror of the well known economy, of which everybody talks so much, and does so little. Many can recall when the up-and-coming native wore a vest made from the hide of a calf -with the hatr left on. Those were the days when 920 ' gold pieces long since twisted off dangled from watoh chains. . a e a , Orchard Heights A. R. Bouthwlck of Mountain View was kicked by a horse recently, but Is doing nicely now. (Salem Capital Journal.) He must be. a a Major Braggovltch was scared stiff, when he heard Col. Henpeoksl repeat pome of his own revolutionary drivel, and was duly tamed by his own hysterics. In happier days, and more normal times, when came a sunny day the section crew with great deliberation cleaned up the Espee depot grounds. ' a i' vrum ouys wbrb tough (Emporia, Kan., Gazette) The old time bandits took the state mllltla with the military band. When they went into a ' town they were allowed to call out the fire department, the city council, the women's clubs and the Christian Endeavor and have a procession. The Jameses and the Youngers cracked up trains and held up first class banks. But these puny, mangey, pop eyed progeny of an effete genera tion are but feeble imitators of a great race that has passed, thank heaven, and will never return. a a Satan, and associate Imps of hell, must be too busy ohortllng over the success of the homegrown hell, to keep up with their coal shoveling. a a The legislature has before It, or did have, a parl-mutuel betting bill. The measure would legalise betting on liorse races the which used to knock all gayety out of the county fatra. The law, however, prohlblto betting on Sunday. The poor fish who does the betting, therefore, would only have six days per week In which to go broke, and deprive himself and family, If any, of necessities. Further more, there are plenty of ways for a cittsen to bankrupt himself without race track gambling. If the bettor was the only sufferer from his folly It would not be so bad. In six weeks of parl-mutuel betting, many would be as mad at the horses, as they are at themselves and Hoover, and all the American Institutions, that have stood the test of time. BANNING, Calif., Feb. 12j-Here in an attractive trmn of 3000 people, on a plateau 2400 feet above the sea, overlooking tbe California desert, which baa at least three good hotels and not a single picture show. They did have a moving picture theatre they still have it, as a matter of fact, but it is marked closed. The moving picture theatre at Beaumont, a place somewhat smaller than Banning. six or seven miles west, is also closed. So if one wishes to see a. movie, after dinner, one must motor either to Palm Springs, 20 miles east, or Riverside, 20 miles west. Such is a depression I The three hotels, however, are all open and the one we are in at least is doing a good business. It is called the Banning hotel, and is owned and operated by a Mr. and Mrs. Woodworth The former's father is here, Frank O. Woodworth of Great Falls, Montana, who wishes to be remembered to his old Masonic friend, Dr. Sweeney of Medford, and all the other Sweeneys. Mr. Woodworth, Sr., is one of those men who looks and acts about 50, and is probably not far from 70. Incidentally he is a great booster for Medford and Southern Oregon thinks it the most attractive section of the entire' Pacifio coast. There was considerable excitement in Banning last night, In the first place the new Ford was placed on exhibition (th V-8), with a very ritzy nickel-plated shirt front, and a Biltmore coupe body we decided the people who would have gone to the movies, had there been any, spent their Saturday evening looking at the new Ford instead. Then about nine p. m. the fire siren went off and blew so loud and long that everyone in the place rushed out of doors to see where the five-alarm fire was. To editor joined the throng, but failing to see any sign of a blaze or red reflections in the sky, inquired of his nearest neighbor what the excitement was all about. . "A call for the Legion" said he. "Call for the Legion, what are they calling out the Legion fort" - "I don't know that's what I am trying to find out." Apparently that was what everyone else was trying to find out. So we walked into the nearest drug store and inquired (did you ever notice that drug stores are even better places to secure acourate information than newspapers). Sure, the drug store man knew all about it. That was the Legion call all right, but instead of being a call to put out a fire, it was to hunt for two Banning boys who had gone to Palm Canyon, near Palm Springs, and had not returned. "Oh, yea" he added, "the American Legion is very active here. We only have a volunteer fire department and they are all Legion boys. The Legion boys are emergency policemen too. Most of the social things are run by the Legion auxiliary, in fact the Legion just about runs the whole town. And they do a good job of it, too. They'll motor down to Palm canyon and get those kids -you see if they don't." But they didn't. For about half a minute later the two kids arrived home O. K., the anxious parents gave out the word, and the boy hunt was oalled off. The principal products raised here are fruits and nuts,' pears, prunes, peaches, almonds, walnuts, etc., etc. Too high and cold for citrus fruits. In January they had nearly a foot of snow here, and the mountains that rise above the table land thousands of feet, are still covered with snow nearly half way down. We did our beBt to motor up to the top of one of the peaks when we came down from Pasadena, if we hadn't run bang into a large highly illuminated hotel oalled Oilman Hot Springs, we would undoubtedly have done it. Didn't reach Badlands until after dark, and then somewhere, took the wrong turn, and altho things didn't look familiar and the uphill climb seemed peouliar, the present writer lias a deep seated aversion to turning back once his oar has started in a certain direction. However, as above stated, the old ship Sedan finally ran direct ly through a gate and in front of a large electric siga which convinced the ENTIRE party that there was nothing to do but find where we were and turn back. The "Oregon Democrat," a publica tion devoted to furthering the Inter este of the party ot Jackson, Jeffer son, Cleveland, Wilson, Moss Bark dull, and J. Frank Wortman credits the recent victories to the "Young Democrats." That Is a sagacious compliment, but everybody knows quite well that It was the Old Re publicans, who went crazy last No vember, and dropped In the votes that counted moat. v a 1 There lo considerable talk about spading up the backyards on the street corners, while the womenfolks an doing It, a a a THR BATTI.R CRY The He Is hurled, a challenge made, A doaen men ejected, A score or more ot fights are planned, And then a man's elected. The people crowd about the door And Jam up the side street, So eager to see their choice. They'd tramp htm under feet. They fight for freedom speech and press; It's really worth the chance. The government confound It all Needs kicking In the pants. The land Is en a frightful mess. Things are topsy-turvy. But they'd be helped an awful lot By notions, wild and scurry. The whereas, unrurled to the breeze, Folk shout, and cheer, and swear. The president, he glvee a whoop. But doesn't muss a hair. The) tumult and the turmoil, The fussing and the row, Leaves every one too busy To get behind a plow. (-First poem since the war.) 1 Yes, it's a bit nippy here but the sun shines all day, and the air is like wine. A few days before our arrival, water froze in the streets, and down at Palm Springs where most of the pires run on the top of the sand, they had to thaw out faucets before they could get their morning "bawth" or drink or whatever it is they do first down there. Needless to say this is all very unusual." Speaking of water, what do you think they have to pay for irrigation on Claude Cate's avoeado tract, which was men tioned in our lastt $45 an acre ANNUALLY if a man has a ten aore tract, he must pay $450 for his water before he starts to piok his fruit. But that isn't half of it. All the water is distributed in pipes and released from faucets, some of the orchardista have even Installed overhead sprinkling systems Figure out the. cost of that, even at depression figures. And yet we have Cate's word for it, that they can make excellent profit, at an average of ten cents per pound, eaoh year. The trouble with avocados is they are very temperamental. They may bear heavily this year for example and next year they may not bear at all. An average crop every other year is regarded as satisfactoy. So you see there is a fly in every ointment. We asked Claude about lemons the report that lemon growers are all on easy street. "Well," said Claude, "I bought a lemon orchard but had to give it up because I couldn't make it pay. There is nothing that can equal a good lemon orchard under present conditions, but I happened to get a poor one. A good one must have just the right soil and the right clirrmtio conditions, which will make it bear well in the summer months. In the winter lemons are more or less a drug on the market, you can buy them for ten cents a dor.cn retail now. But in the summer, the demand is at the MAXIMUM and the supply at the MINIMUM, which makes everything perfect. A few years ago the year Dempsoy and Tunncy fought in Chicago, a box of lemons from here sold for $27 in Chicago, that was the price to the groweftn the auction market. So' if you have a summer-bearing lemon orchard you ARE on "easv street, ' even during a dcr-cssion if you haven't you are just Biiother poor devil trying to nuike both ends moot. "See that lemon orchard there, that's ou of the priie orohards in this distriot. Believe it or not the owner wouldn't sell it for less than $6000 an acre, it will pay ten percent net at tnat figure. He has made as high as $1500 an acre net. All of which reminded us of the old days in Medford when Mose Barkdull sold orchard land on the desert, stressing the fact that the more rocks on the surface, the more heat there would be in the soil, and the bigger the crop. On one of his trips, he and the prospective purchaser found a man on one of the highly touted tracts picking up rocks and throwing them in his wagon. "Look at that blankety-blank" cried Mose, "stealin' rocks from my land. The great big blankety-blank, goin' to salt some of his sticky with 'em and try to get a fancy price 1" r AMERICA'S- 10 BIGGEST PROBLEMS No. 5. Man's Struggle With Modern Life This is the fifth article in a series In which Prof. William Fielding Ogburn of the Univer sity of Chicago discusses what be considers the 10 biggest prob lems facing America. By WILLIAM FIELDING OGBURN Research " Director, President's com mittee, on Recent Social Trends. Then there was John Root, showing a rich lady from Chicago (Written for the Associated press.) through the valley and pointing out the orchards which netted something should be done to esse $800 and $1000 an acre with enough tomatoes between the trees The stress must be great, other wise, one out of 20 boys andglrla of Is it POSSIBLE to purchase any of these wonderful time in their life go Insane and be orchards" inquired the lady timidly. placed in an insane asylum. "Practically impossible" replied John emphatically, "until m,ny , , nervous with morbid some Of the owners die 1" . Iesrs and anxieties, otherwise there wouian t oe so many crimes com mitted 10 per 1,000 urban popula tion per year, otherwise the suicide rate would not be Increasing. There are many troubles In this But there seems to be a peculiar group that arises be cause our human nsture doesnt ad Just very well to the psychological requirements of modern civilization. Human Nature and the City. Suppose a caveman should be brought to live In a modern city. The rules and regulations would get his nerves very probably. The repetition in his Jobs would tire him. Temptation would get him In trouble. The codes of moral conduct would be bard to live up to. It Is somewhat like this with mod ern man. He Is born with a certain biological nature, not to roam the forests but to live In factories and cities, In an ethical world. Whether this analysis Is right or not there Is no dodging the fact that modem life places a strain on. man. The biological nature of man can not be changed very well. Nor do any but the egotistical or Idealistic think civilization can be changed In a wholesale fashion. Removing Life's Friction. But the points of greatest friction be dealt with. They may be within the family. In hours of labor, with man's code of behavior, or with the way he was brought up as Changing Times Present A Problem Not that we wish to imply Claude was spoofing the news paper man from the Rogue River valley. As he is selling avo- cado land, not lemon land, we don't doubt his statement for a vale of tears. moment. $600 and $1500 an acre NET PROFIT merely remind ed us of $800 and $1000 an acre NET PROFIT. That's all! , R. W. R. Personal Health Service By William Brady, U. D. signed letters pertaining to personal Health and hygiene, not to dlseasa diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, self addressed envelope is enclosed. Letters should be brief end written In Ink. Owing to tbe large nurnher ot letters received only a fen cap be answered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to instructions. Address Or. William Brady In care of The Mall Tribune. A GREAT TO-DO ABOUT A FEW ODD HAIRS Recently w printed here directions for th tue of a. chemlcM depilatory We might have known "As a pharma cist I know thru praotlcal - experl enoe that all ba rium sulphide dl pllatorles are dangerous In tbe hands of lay man who li not aware of the po- tentlaltles of this chemical to harm, I have seen number of cases of severe and un sightly skin le sions produced In some of our fern lnlne population who are loth to ac quire another of our masculine pre rogatives, the use of the razor." Ana tnere i tmnK our rriena cne pharmacist is right as rain. "On the whole. Dr. Brady, it might be discreet to exclude depilatory formulas from a health column." There aaln our pharmacist friend talks sense. I did keep them out for years ftnd years, but I feel so sorry for any girl whose happiness is spoiled by a few odd hairs that soms times my sympathy overrides my judgment. It may be helpful to remind women who are annoyed by superfluous hair of a few facts: I. Whether the hair Is dissolved off 1th ft chemical or shaved In the or dinary way makes no difference In Its growth. 9. The fine down that covers every woman's skin tends to become coaraor and more conspicuous if It is removed by either means or by pumice. 8. Some women keep superfluous hair from being noticeable by the gentle use of the fine pumice stone sold by toilet goods stores for the purpose. 4. Of course any chemical which will dissolve hatr will Irritate the skin If left on the skin more than a few moments or If applied In too concentrated form. 6. The only safe way to destroy hair Is electrolysis. Any intelligent person may use this method herself, after instruction by her physician, No expensive apparatus is required- plain dry cell, with the ordinary cords and a plain steel needle and a simple gadget to hold the needle with, comprises the equipment. Don't can do Damoooziea- oy mystery and no kum. 9. X-ray or any other ray- or light treatment that purport to destroy flhrf. , i ht superfluous hair or to remove It "per- frictions form a varied and intricate manently" is necessarily too danger- pafctern out of which emerges an im ous for the purpose, that Is, for mere Mrtant nroblem with nrtfi cosmetic purpose. Don't let any ir- of dealing with it. irHu.lure porwn mouM-j wun x- The way man spends his leisure ray or anything of the kind, if you time would seem to be related to this value your good looks. Only a phy- nroblem. Th- vih iviau or wcnniwi expert wording tlon la wwtful uid jihmiM rl, unuor n pnys.ci&i. a direction, can trn anrf jitraln fvFp.y fy pawner. in any Man's leisure time has been in circumstance. Physicians who are re- creased about 15 per cent in the past l"""""' eVJVW A-IUJ blCMbUMilll. W tfl fd Of A MUtllaT. I.terf It ). -. destroying the long heavy hairs m tainly been employed in the aatlsfac- u.v.i .w.u w,h hm, or in pawnee 01 tlon of an enormous hunger for rec- rmswurm or otner parasitic miection reatlon. . Outdoor physical recreation must also have psychological effects. of the hair roots. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS t What Have You? What would you advise for weak kidneys? What would you advise for high blood pressure? We have no family doctor, so I have adopted you iMTS. h. b., jr. Answer I advise you to choose family doctor. The woods are full of them. QaB.lnlm.n. I tried vour method of ntvvmtlnv TOMORROW: "Molding the Next Religion of course Is the great com. forter and has been man's greatest support In his tribulations. It has been perhaps the greatest single force In helping him bear the stresses ol life. Adequate group life and family life must also be considered In connec tion with one of the ten great prob lems before man In the future, aaeaaseaeMeejilsisisSMaajaasssjsjajSaasjaM ' I" !laaffiW;'M'J"3g'ag ;rjep aaBaaBias?9aeBBBSBBReaasaaMiiii! wAiwwwt Hr y &Ly' r it '",t'-ill" . "V- fif; IP :: I ; ft fMW V Imagine the problems of a' caveman If he were brought to modern New York to live. Rules, temptation, mural ethics, repetition of work all these would place a terrific strain upon him. Thus It Is, to some extent, with modern man and our rapidly changing olvllizatlon. The great strain on people and their Inability to change with the times Is Been by Prof. Wtl- ' Ham H. Ogburn as one of America's 10 big problems. we are I missed only two meal, going oW 'L," th ,n"ntn ' " 0 1 our earlv rnllnlinnd and una. hMm ano one on the return voyage, which was marvelous, for me. -Mrs. D. L. J. Arm war olad to send any reader the directions. If reader asks for It and Incloses stamped envelope bear ing pnelr address. Salt Herring. I am 13 vears old and vrv fnnd nt salt herring. Mother likes them also. Papa has nothing against the herring. out he thinks so much salt Is bad for one. X,. H. Answer Too much salt Is not good for anyone, but I don't believe you will get too much from eating salt nerring. (Copyright. John r. Dllle O.) our early childhood and not because of heredity, says Prof. Ogburn. ex cept within broad limits. Whether we shall be happy, well-adjusted, make good mates, and successful par ents depends largely on how we are brought up. Parent education, the reorganization of schools In the line of progressive education and the proper group life are policies to be pursued, lie says In his next article. (Copyright, 1933. by the Associated Press.) f Communications Flight 'o Time (Medford and Jackson County History from the Files of The Mall Tribune ot 20 and 10 lean Ago.) The police wilt patrol the residence section at once and Intend to see that the speeding Is stopped. TUN YEARS AGO TODAY February 17, 1923. (It was Saturday.) Got. Pleroe ohargea Corporation Counsel W. X. Crews boosts salaries In his office. The children of Robert B. Ham mond, who hare been 111 with se vere colds, are on the road to recovery. Sixteen hundred feet of casing be ing Installed In the Trlgonla oil well Medford high defeats Roseburg, 47 to 34, causing great rejoicing. Springlike weather here astonishes visitor from Portland. Local bootlegirer fined $400 given nine monttos In Jail. All Oregon banks ahow gain In de posit. at Central Point net a i.yt-aum profit. TWENTY YEAR AOO TODAY February 17. 1013. (It was Monday.) A. C. Hubbard elected head of mer chants' association. Following a pleasant Sunday after noon, numerous complaints of reck less automobile driving have been re ceived by the police. Bast Main street was on of the favorite speeding grounds for Joyriders, several boy chauffeurs In particular using It for a rac course. A large brown tour ing oar. filled with boys, raced a small roadster up Bast Main and around the sharp turn at the sum mit of th hill, while residents held their breath In fear that someone might b coming In from th other direction. What might have happen ed had the racing autco met with a team or another auto at the turn 1 only food mc horrible Forty thousand dollars voted for Federal building In Medford. by con gress. a ' A SEAT C in the C BIN Eli Syndicalism Seen Here. To the Editor: Under a heading "Right of Peaceful Assemblage In Our Country," a cor respondent quotes from the Declara tlon of Independence and the Oregon constitution, as well as the u. S. con stitution. He asks, and answers, whether Jackson county people must be challenged of their right to speak neceuse others hold contrary views. From these authorities he asserts that the people'e use of the assembly hall In the court house cannot be K ttttmM " 1 I . t . . Tall, scholar! norrf.ll wll r,,-! "."'"'. "",r 10 aesemme , - . . Mtn(l netltlon the imvfmmjm tnr . nuu4 Usui ivnacasee, nguree prom- dress of grievances. lnently In all discussions of possible Under tbe same atate and United choices for the Roosevelt cabinet. S,M constitutions, the acts of many Kxceptlng th. two year. th. Hard- "f T? LV. " !M PD1hln 1.. i.nj.iM. , 1 ""I'lini ojuuiLBiiBm, nave oeen un- flc Hull ha. served continuously in 1T. !Ute ,uprmw fo.urt congress since 190711 year. In the ,,,..: house and two in the senate. During L ""on. both Oregon and this period he authored th. Inaame v""""' '" aamnar .jnnicauam ta v.r.m . iota. k- statutes. The term "SYNDICALISM come tax act In 1018. as well s th. '" 0",n anT "oeinr'.e or precept estate or inheritance tax act of that "dvwlltln "r teaching the commls year. Bjon ' erime. or unlawful acta of Hall was chairman of th. rmr.. " or faience as a means of ao- cratlc national committee from 1921 mpsning cnange in Industrial to 1934. In 1938 he waa Tenneases ownership or affecting any political favorite son" candidate for th. Dem- cnange. "Any person who shall be or be come a member, organise or help to organize any society or as semblage of persons which teachea syndicalism or the necessity of physical violence or the commis sion of any crime, a a means of accomplishing or effecting any Industrial or political ends change revolution or for profit Is guilty, etc." In State vs. Boloff, 138 or 896. Ross- man J. says: "Laws such a the above partake of the nature of criminal con- . a-.- mm M r"ncy Kimiwe. me errcx or one in tinal M mutes 'ntry into a conspiracy is to make SALEM. Feb. IS. (API A flask of B ACTS and the declarations of good basketball In the final mtnutee hl "oclate. while engaged In the of the game gave the Willamette Unl- '""herance of th design. HIS OWN verslty team a 98 to 33 victory over ACTS- he was unaware of LInfleld college here last night and the 'dentlty of ths co-consplrator wl;o regained the Bearcats leadership of "c,uny performed the desired act the northwest conference champion- or u'tred the necessary declaration." ship race. In Whitney vs California, on re- 4 T"w 1" the United State supreme For Fuel Oil aelivetv Phone SSJ conrt. (71 t.ied 11031 Sanford J. holds Reinking Truckina ComDanr. w. rive with a specinllv concurring mmiM, speculation. 3. ea H. green stamp. 'by Brandies Ji ocrattc presidential nomination, A Democrat of the old school, rear ed In an atmcerpher of Democracy, ne nas been conspicuous In his serv ice to the Democratic party alnce the time he received his law degree and shortly thereafter went to the Ten nessee legislature. Hull, known for his earneetneea snd Industrlouaneas. la credited with be ing one of the natlon'a soundest economists. a Willamette Wins "That the syndicalism act la not class legislation; It affects all alike, no matter what their busi ness Is, or do the things pro hibited. "The syndicalism act is not re pugnant to the due process clause as a right ot free speech, assembly and association. "The freedom of apeech which Is secured by the constitution, does not confer an absolute right to speak, without responsibility, whstever one msy choose, or an unrestricted and unbridled license giving Immunity for every pos sible use of Isnguage and pre venting the punishment of those who abuse this freedom; a state In the exercise of its police power, may punish those who abuse this freedom by utterances Inimical to the public welfare, tending to Incite to crime, disturb the pub llo peace or endanger the founda tions of organized government and threaten it overthrow by unlaw ful means, Is not open to ques tion. "We find no repugnancy in th syndicalistic act to either 'due process' or the 'equal protection olause' of the constitution." The foregoing opinion of the United states supreme court is used as an authority In the case of State va Bo loff, J38 Oregon, wherein more than 100 pages are used In upholding the Oregon syndicalism act quoted above. Many state and federal courts have likewise upheld this doctrine when spplled to newspaper articles, and public speeches, such as havs been flaunted in Jackson county through a local newspaper and a newly or ganized society. These acts, in my opinion, are a violation of the act defining criminal syndicalism, notwithstanding the cor respondent above referred to. M. O WILKINS, Ashland, Oregon. What Are V Coming Tot To the Editor: What are we coming to snd where is It going to end? If we had a sheriff who had any Intestinal fortitude, and this Includes our other law enforcing: officers as well as the grand Jury, this condition would not exist for at publlo gathering the first and all men who called for a rope, for anv citizen of Jackson county, would be tnrown behind the bars quick. If it took th whole u. S. navy to do It, and the red element In our commu nity would soon know that our law enforcing officers were not yellow. T. A. WATERMAN. 1 Jenkins' Comment (Continued from Pag One) BEER BILL VOTE IS PRECEDED BY E (Continued trom Page One) sonal enemies building. wlthtn the capitol Perhaps the one which won the most concerted approval was - that from the stenographic force of the house of representatives to the mem bers. It was In the form of a resolu tion and was read by the reading clerk, as follows: "Whereas the blonde, brunette and red-haired stenographers of the house of representatives of the state of Ore gon consider Speaker Earl Snell the handsomest member; Representative Lonergan the grandest member; Rep resentative Day the most distinguish ed looking member: Representative Miller the nicest member; Representa tive Snedlcor the most gracious mem ber; Representative Hilton the most loquacious member; Representative Wells the most effervescent member and the remainder of the house th swellest bunch of guys who ever graced these legislative halls: now therefore, "Be It resolved by the varl-colored stenographic force of the house of representatives. "That we hereby extend these eal- lant gentlemen "Valentine Greetings." Then there la a certain senator who suddenly changed stcnographera In tne middle of the legislative stream. He formerly hired a man to do thla work, and at the beglnnlne of this week appeared with a ravishing blonde at nis desk. One (catty) newspaper reporter passed It around that the senator's wife had left for the east the evening before. Most lawyer members of the legis lature are happy over the passatte in the house of the bill Incorporating the state bar. Passing with but one dissenting vote, thla bill provide, a higher standard of qualification for practicing lawyers, and will act as a whip against shysterlsm, It Is said. One house member with few com mittee assignments, ran out of work to give his stenographer thla week. So he set her to the task of writing ! to the wife and kiddles back home. Was that stenographer's face red! That la to aay, thanks to modern transportation, there Is a good chance to saye the baby'a life. Modern machinery and modern methods aren't ALL bad, are they? TO MATTER what excited people 1 1 ssy, dont let yourself believe that machinery la going to wreck civiliza tion and ruin us all by taking our Jobs away. It Isn't going to. it l reu aEKSl la another headline: Faces Real Problem In Nation Orient." Probably. But It faces a much more Important on here at home. If, during th next few years, we pay mora attention to our home prob lems and tea to those of th world at large we shall be better off. Real estat or Insurances-Leave It to Jones. Phone 798. Phone 342. We ll hsui away your refuse. City Sanitary Service. Gassy Stomachs Made Well Tahiti. ? "".of Ba.Hmann's Oaa reUev. n H,.e,e h7 mlckly they wu! LIS aJ1 distressing symntoma extreSa? ln th stomach, o?owSl,.eIJ?une", heartburn; la spall, or labSrai "RaiTS " ifal tlmS G?" Tablets takSn cfs Vmnot onl? Prevent all bad cts from Ras, but thav Iniir easier iS -.Tvf ot ,ho rnaeh and II! rJ.re,,orlnB 'he whole dlcestlve tha ? t- ,ma,?n, Ga Tablets i.-J f elIow park-Hire can bo ob- syatem to t . - t-,n- . " i-n- ihg can do ob- 'seeVy;r!;'o,l or Always on hand at Strang's Drug store Depression Proof Security GEO. HENSELMAV Aetna Life Inmranc Co. Medford Bldg. PHONE 1300 For TOWING or Wrecker Service Anywhere Any Time Lewis Super Service
