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PAGE TWO MTDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORP,. OREGON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 18, 1933. Bedford Mail Tribune "Etffant U 5oitntri O'tfo i-Mdl tilt Mill Mbunt Dally iCiceo. Biturtl Kubiwier r) UXVrOlM PBlMTlhO CO. ll-Sf-ll H fU It BMW TP KOUEm KUHL. Bdttat A L. KNAPP Hmi AD lndwDrttol Ntwipwi Entmd u neoao Hut mtUtt U Utdfora Ortvoo. urrftr Act of Mara lsl. BUBcrCKli'TIOi' RATES By Mill In Adnnct DUIf. rear ..$5-00 Dtlli, moots ov By Carrttr. in ailtw Mfrfford, AsaUntL fu'iMOTllIt, Ctnlrtl PolnL Pboeotx, TalnL Uoid Bill tod M nun. n . no did . ... Dftiijr. ow twu All terms, euh to tdrutet. 1.60 Officii) piper of Uit Clll of MedTord. Official paper of Jwuw unt MEM H Ml.' OK Tlllf AH8UCIATK1 Eelrto( ITutl LMM4 Wlra BVne fbt iuoelsted Prea 1 ieluiei intltletf tt Um oft for emhlleatloo o! all otw dUpttrtw tradltad W II w otbtnrtM vvdiiai. Id this otptr ad tlM lo tr local new oiiblUhfld herein. AU rttbtt for puhlieatloo of tpaclal 4ln$ulm oarrlo art alio rtwmd HKMBKH OK UNITED PIIK88 UZMBKH OV AUDI! BUKEAO Of CIHrilUTIONB ' ' Adtertlilrsi KeprwtnUttm M. C HUUBNREN ft COMPANY Office! Id Nts fori. ChlMo. Detrnlt. Baa CranflKO. Lm Awlea Seattle Portland, f e Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry TRUTH TWISTING (As It Actually Happened) A north-bound auto, bearing a California license, speeding northward on the Faclllo highway yesterday afternoon, hit a Shepherd dog belong ing to Sam Jones. Tho badly mangled pet waa left lying by the roadside, In misery. James Kindness, as an act of mercy, shot and killed the dog to and It Buffering. Jones thanked him. THE DISTORTION wod'of "si? wMCcoWOUTSdwood the writer runs nom noi im wu. i.tt, Kindness, a member of the nf. in north to attend a con spiracy session, saw Sam Jones' blood hound Bleeping peacefully by tha muriniriit. hotherliur nobody, and In good health. What did Gangster Kindness do? Deliberately, malicious ly, and-with a rotten heart stopped his ear. took out his pistol, sneaked up on the sleeping canine and put a bullet through Its head. Such de pravity Is seldom found outelde a mean district attorney. Is there a rope In this outraged community How long will this go unpunlebedr When I sneeze, lpoK out tor a cycione Said Dr. Max Kunlte of Berlin, noted payohlarlst, In an Interview: "I would rather gaze at an ape all day than have to look upon the face of the average f smile movie star during my breakfast." After breakfast, Dr. Kunlta would wcaa : i probably feel different, and rather look at say, Ruth Ohalterton than a whiskered ape, Most of the nign , aobool. girls would rather look at Clark Gable, than Dr. Kunlte any time, we are reliably Informed, j Next to "Pussyfoot" Johnson, the j distinguished one-oyed Prohibition I - lecturer, no one shows up In foreign fj parts so frequently as Jack Johnson, i former negro champion of the pugll- I; Istlo realm. The latter, formerly was I alwaya bobbing up In winter time In I balmy Java, and In summer time In I cool north Russia. Ha always warred on rum, under suitable and pleasant 5 ellmatlo conditions. Tho aging Jack is now In Brussels, Belgium, and last Sunday a Beige sailor and wrestler j heaved him out of the ring and aU 5 but broke his back. Last September j Mr. Johnson was In Cuba, ready to i sail for Australia. His European 1 headquarters are Berlin, where he has a school to teach the Germans how i to handle their dukes. A pleasant lite they seem to lead, untouched by i' the aad Depression, while flitting e'er the globe. ; I The governor and the secretary of - the treasury are now engaged In rumpus. The secretary alleges that h. ? Is In throes of a "reign of terror." This sounds tierce enough to be what 1 alia Jackson oounty. It looks like I plot to take the front pages awsy from this section. - - ; SAVINO THE COUNTRY (Cong. Record) Mr. Olaas. I object, Mr. President. We so much prefer to hear ths melli fluous voice of the Senator from Louisiana that I am not willing to have the harsh voice of the clerk dis turb us. The president pro tempore. Ths senstor from Louisiana will read. h Mr. Long. Mr. President, I thank acnatora for this grest expression of feslty which they have toward having my rccal strains resound through this chamber. I should hsvs been dis appointed, it would hsve been sn act of Immoldesty on my part, hsd I not permitted the senators themselves to say that they wanted to bear me. A man was caught yesterday alelng up his back yard, and threstenlng to sped. It again this spring, and fur ther, threatening to plant a garden. In reply to HMR, the position la this: The Worthy Poor are entitled to first and every consideration, and It is no discrimination against the Professional Poor to do so. The Pro fessions! Poor can take care of '-hem-selves. Their wits have been sharp ened by constant rolling over the paved highways of the land, while J the Worthy Poor remained at work, 5 In Good Times, and endeavored to j establish homes. When the Depres- j si on cams tiny were not versed In the - wiles of sympathy racketeering, the technique of begging, and lacked the t gall that comes with bumming. It t should be no stupendous task to du ll tlngutsh between ths Worthy poor and the Professional Poor- Ths Worthy Poor are never conspicuous. and always behave thenueiras. -.5 '! Who can remember when a ahlvsree "i was regarded as the height of hell- t raising, and sympathy was expressed , I 'or the bride, on the way down ths I I Main fltemj Editorial Correspondence SANTA BARBARA, Calif., Jan. 16. Met the L "W. W. plasterer on the beach again today. It was his day ofi. Ee got the job be was looking for and feels better. In fact he feels good, for it looks like steady work at $4.50 per day) for six weeks or more. 'Which only shows that one's view of the world and what it needs is greutly influenced by one's stomach. A week or so ago, as related in this column, our friend had fire in his eye, and was predicting a world wide revolution. He even envisaged the destruction of the Santa Barbara villas, and their rich and idle occupants thrown into the bread line. That prospect appeared to give him great satisfaction. We don't suppose he has really changed his views of the capitalistic system, or abandoned his class hatred, but he ad mitted the capitalistic system had saved him in the present emergency, end the contractor on the job was a straight shooter. In fact the money he is getting oomes from a capitalistic source, which represents everything that his political organiza tion abhors. For he is working on the estate of the late Senator Clark of Montana the copper magnate who bought every thing he wanted from European masterpieces to mansions on Fifth avenue and a seat in the U. S. senate. But $1.50 per day is $4.50 per day, and we repeat, the color of one's political convictions, is materially modified by the condition of one's stomach. As is often the case the heirs of Senator Clark are very dif ferent from the founder of the fortune. They have all the money they want or at least did before the crash and no doubt now have many millions. They also have a sense of publio responsibility, and are anxious to help those less fortu nate than themselves. At great expense they built a bird refuge near the ooean front and deedod it to the city this was good for the birds and a benefit to the community. Now they are putting about quarter of a million into construction work on their estate, primarily to relieve the unemployment situation. Other rich people, here have joined in the movement, making the total about half a million. Our plastering friend admits this was pretty decent of them. But this only proves he is not a red at heart. The simon pure red, would sneer at such bourgeois gullibility and maintain, j that Clark was merely a pirate the rich resources of his country, and now his beneficiaries are returning a measly portion, to gratify their sense of power, and raise their self esteem when the wholo business belonged rightfully to the people. Logioally explaining JUST HOW they arrive at this conclusion, however, is quite another matter. Well there is no doubt, in the present writer's mind at least that the sort of capitalism Senator Clark represented, and the sort of fortune he acquired, represent an era in this country's development, WHICH HAS GONE FOREVER. We can laugh at this Huey Long all we wish and he is a demagogue and a four-flusher but when he stands for LESS money in fewer hands and MORE money in many hands he stands on solid ground Rnd for a general prinoiple that will undoubtedly be adopted by the Roosevelt administration. Where Huey and Franklin will undoubtedly part company, will bo regarding the method bringing this about. Huey really stands for the destruction of the capitalistic system although he doosn't say sa Roosevelt stands for its modification, tluey for revolution although again he doesn't admit it (perhaps he doesn't SEE it), Roosevelt for evolution. The latter is the American way. .The former isn't , Rain at last and howl The weather man is trying to make up for five weeks of uninterrupted sunshine, and at the present writing iB doing a good job of it. Everyone is feeling better, including a certain lady who at last is out of quarantine. R. W. R. AUTHORIZE AUDIT JACKSON COUNTY WHEN 'JOKER' OUT (Continued from Pag. One) audit expense placed on the financial shoulders of the county. It was their contention that if the school districts desired an audit, they are separate units, and ahould foot the bill. Both commissioners hsve voiced their ap proval of the county books audit. A week ago at the "demonatrstlon" when County Judge rem and L. A. Banks delivered their court house steps speeches, they tressed the point thst the commissioners "were tying the county Judge's hands." by re fusing to permit an audit. Commis sioner Nralon. before he was erled down, told the audience Banks and Pelil had "forgotten to mention" that the audit bad been favored, and the motion approved, with the elimina tion of th. school audit. County Judge Pehl aom'.tted this, with ths alibi that "It had not b.n signed." Data Not Set, -No data haa been tued for the audit, but It will probably be as soon the county finances Improve, and the care of th. needy and the unem ployed Is lessened. It has been re ported that negotiations were started laat month for th. audit by a Port land firm. ' The budget committee did not in clude the audit in their work, be cause of lack of funds, and ssed for economy. With th. school dUtrtcts eliminated. S150O to 3000 It not leas should pay for the work. With ths school districts Included the cost was estimated at from B0OOO to gaooo. All other recommendations of the grand Jury were approved by ths county court, including the plea that member, of ths county court be placed under bonds, reversion of all marnsge fees to ths general funds. In. vsntory of oounty machinery, more cars in the Issuance of tag. for butch ered stock, and that no husband and wit. be on ths county payroll, and the abolishment of the contract era' tern of furnishing meals for county prisoners. The resolutions covering the grand Jury recommendations were passed by the entire oounty court Monday. who robbed the people, exploited WHOLE TRUTH' IN PHOBKIJI. Arl., Jan. IT. (AP) At tlmea screaming ss she nervously related what she declared was "the whole truth," and at other time, an swering questions with demur, calm ness. Winnie Ruth Judd took th. stand today ss a witness against John J. Halloran at th. wealthy lumber man's preliminary hearing on a charge of being sn "accessory to the orlme of murder." Mrs. Judd Is under death sentence for th. trunk murder of Agnes Lerol, her former roommate. She testified thst after "the tight" In which Mlas Lerol and Kedvtg Sam uslson were shot to death, ah. ran to her home. She said she met Hal loran and "told him of th. fight." "I told Jack that th. fight had taken place." "I object," Halloran'. attorney In terrupted, "as this witness Is drawing conclusions. She must testify Just ss to whst was said." Mrs. Judd, becoming nervous, screamed: "I tixpected Mr. Halloran would be able to tell It more accurately." '1 told him." ah. continued, "Ann. and Sammy (Miss Samuelson) were lying on tha floor." "What did you tell Halloran?" County Attorney Jennings asked. "Jack ssld 'what In th. world Is tha matter with you,'" Mrs. Judd replied. An objection by th. attorney again topped her. "I am not here for the purpose of cleerlng Jack Halloran." ah. persist ed. "He could have cleared me In my trial." Jenkins' Comment (Continued from Pag. One short bsck thuv. aad seem to be gee. ting shorter. A dcrnn or so of these port Klam ath stx-footers walking down Broad way or Firth avenue would get a lot of attention. Pander and body repairing. Prtow right. BrUI Sheet Metal Work Personal Health Service By William Brady. M. O. Signed tetters pertaining to personal health and hygiene, not to disease diagnosis or treatment, will be answered by Dr. Brsdy if a stamped, eelf sddressed envelupe is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written la ink. Owing to the large number or letters rerelvrd only a few cap be snswered here. No reply can o. made to queries not conforming to ustructlona Address Dr. William Brady In car. of The Mall Tribune. OLD TIMEB8 PLEASE LISTEN. A latter from a reader In the .ffet east: Dear Doctor Brady: J want to thank you for your kind advice as ' to my procur ing the right physlclsn for r e m o v lng my tonsils by dls t b e r m y. Dr. Is the one you mentioned, and I hsve never regretted going to ntm for the treatments. He Is kind and pa tient, and thoroughly skilled, and after each treatment there Is not any discomfort to spesk of. X ususlly wsnt right bsck to busi ness and forgot all about It until tt was time to go for the next trestment. I hsve hsd one operation which was a pretty poor Job. and It left me worst off then before. Plenty of desd tissue, always sore, and a great dread of another operation. Then I read your articles about diathermy. I did not even consult our family physician. I waa ao confident you were right and I felt that he might be uninformed, as he is of the old school. Olve me the diathermy method any time. It Is the best, safest and the cheapest In the long run. Long live Dr. Brady and Dr. (the diathermy man). Mrs. Let me see. The physician to whom I referred the reader for the dia thermy treatment Is an ALR (ear, throat and nose speclsltst). He hsd removed tonsils by the stsndard sur gical method In many thousands of esses, with fair success, as success Is gauged In that field. But when the modem method . wss developed the doctor wss still young enough to be sbls to recognize that It might have some merits. He could hsve dismissed it curtly, with a smile, bad he chosen for certainly he hsd the practice and t)!s patients had confidence in him. He might have said, as many brass specialists do say, that the electro-surgical method has been tried out snd found inadequate and dan gerous. He might have preferred, as many brass specialists do prefer, to go snlgger-snack with the snare and guillotine and have the business over In a trice, collect his fee snd hie away to the golf course or the ball gsme. But this specialist Is a true phy sician in spite of the depraving In fluence of our Yankee specialism. He does not regard himself and his little ways or methods as the last word In the skill and art of aurgery or medi cine. He Is still the studont with an BATTLE KEEPS GOSSIPS BUSY (Continued from Pag. One) day cake on behalf of members of ths house, by Speaker Esrl Snell. Mr. Snell ssld that a special committee on ages had Investigated the one In question and ths same was recorded In pink candles. There were fifty tapers on the cake. Rola Southwlck. popular door-keeper In the hall of representatives, conjured up th. plot, Jackson county citizens Interested In legislation may now read bills fig uratively over the shoulders of their representatives. Provisions have been made by the local delegation to have senste and bouse bills sent imme- dlstely after their Introduction to a number of centers throughout the county. They will be found at the Medford and Ashland chambers of commerce and public libraries, the Pomona Orange, ths county court and the Mall Tribune. Due to a new ruling passed this session, Indlvldusls cannot receive bill, upon request, as was the esse formerly. This wss psssed to curtail mounting state expanses. However, local residents who wish to submit th. names of other centers where a substantial number of citizens would b. accommodated by this service, are iked to communicate with either Senator George Dunn of Aahlsnd or Representatives Day or Kelly. Mrs. Earl B. Day, upon a recent visit to th. state cspltol, discovered a family heirloom of ancient vintage. on prominent display In- the state museum. It ts a beautiful coverlet of unique, conventional design, which was made by her great grandmother. th. former Polly Miner, at ths age of IS. This piece must have occupied a special corner In the family treasure chest as an accompanying note ststed thst It was msde by Miss Miner Just before her marriage. Every bit of wool treed In lis msking was spun by Mrs. Day's skillful ancestor, and ths needlework represents an almost for gotten art. The coverlet, now the property of the D. A. R. Is approxi mately mo years old. Ths colors, a trifle mellowed by the years, are red. whit, and blue. Medford'. American Legion post, past commander, Paul McDonald. Floyd Cook, u-Medfordlto and other county Legionnaires, appeared before the military affairs committee of the house today on behalf of veteran legislation They Joined a veritable army of Legionnaires from .very sec tion of th. stste. who explained their mission In Salem as "protecting the Interests of veterans." m open mind. When the diathermy method of extirpating tonsils was commended to him by colleagues of tolerably good Judgment he looked Into the new method, observed the work a progressive man here and there was doing with It, took technical In struction under one of these pioneers, and finally sdopted the method In his own prsctlce. His results with It hsve been so satisfactory that this distinguished oto-laryngologlst, who hss removed more then thirty thou ssnd tonsils In the stsndard surgical wsy, now urges all patients to choose the diathermy method as the ssfer wsy. Note that this correspondent felt confident I wss right, but fesred her fsmily physlclsn might be uninform ed sbout such a newfangled method. "as h. Is of the old school " If the Isdy means by that the doc tor la becoming a back number, old togylsh, she msy or msy not be right. But If she means some particular "pathy" she Is wrong, for there Is no such "school" or pathy as thst. There Is only regulsr medicine and a num ber of dinky, narrow little "pathlea" or "schools" to suit the tunny little whims of gullible laymen. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Mouth Breathing. On awakening mornings I notice lately my mouth Is very dry. I think I must sleep with my mouth open. Is this a habit, and would my tonsils have anything to do with It? How about wearing a chin strap at night to break the habit? J. V. B. Answer If tt Is habit, sleeping In the lateral semi-prone or the prone position, without pillow or with only a thin pillow, would prevent It. More likely some recently scqulred trouble In nose or throat needs medical at tention. Cambrto Tea. Recently I have noticed many vis itors to this resort drinking a cup of hot water before every meal. Kindly advtse whst benefits one derives from this prsctlce. J. W. C. Answer Elderly or feeble Invalids are warmed up by tho hot water Water, whether hot or cold, tends to stimulate digestion. Younger or less debilitated persons should take rather a glass of cold water before meals. So effective Is cool or cold wster In producing an Increased secretion of gastric Juice that It Is commonly employed now Instead of the old time test meal" when the pnyaician wisnes to obtsln gastric Juice for analysis. Spinal Curvature. Olrl haa spinal curvature. Would this have any effect on any children born to her? P. W. E. Answer No more than the curl of her hair. Spinal curvature la an ac quired weakness. Incident to neglect of physical education. It Is not trans. mlssnble to children. (Copyright John P. Dllle Co.) (Continued from Page On.) whether or not the ordinance would Interfere with the transportation of meata from that city to this. Milk Depots Okeh. Report on the milk depots, solicit ed at the previous meeting of the council, was given by Councilman 8. A. Kroeohel. who ststed that as long aa the operatora comply with the milk ordinance no aotlon will be taken to Interfere with their prog ress. Communications from the atate dairy and food commissioner, rela tive to the matter, were read and the council assured that the local committee stands for enforcement of the ordinance, and that the depots are considered throughout the stste a depression project snd lawa gov erning them, beyond enforcement of the milk ordinance, are not In ex istence. Taxi Fee Cut Asked. A. S. Weels appeared before the council, representing the Dally Taxi service snd his own. In asking tor a reduction In the Ucense fee from B40 a year to The reduction was opposed by th. Yellow Cab com pany and referred back to the com mittee for further consideration. Councilman George Porter read a request from the Llona club, asking that the city donat. ths use of va cant lota to the unemployed for the planting of gardens next spring and supply the gardeners with water. The suggestion was approved by the coun cil on condition that th. city be allowed to seU the lota at any time If sales became possible. The kues tlon of water aervlc. waa referred back to the club, to be taken up with the city water commission. The complaint of Harry Crume. who sustained Injuries sometime ago In a rail caused by a defect in city sidewalks, wss reed by Councllmsn W. M. Clemenson snd the man's re quest for a 839 80 settlement read and recommended. Th. bill was ap proved by the council. Aid to Vnemplovment. The council also voted to allow the appropriation of 875 a month to the Medford Association of the Unem ployed for another four months, to provide funds for hiring of an ex ecutive to transact business for the assoclstlon. This position Is held by Harry Moore. The street and roads report, sub mitted by City Superintendent Fred Scheffel, was read by Councilman Al Llttrell. and th. bunding and light report of Frank Rogers by Council man C. C. Darby. The city dada voted to recetv. bids on auditing of th. city book, of 1833. MEDFORD BUDGET DRAFTERS NAMED FOR COMING YEAR KMED Broadcast Schedule Thursday, 8:00 Breakfast News, Mall Tribune 8:05 Musical Clock. 8:15 A Peerless Parade. 8:30 Shopping Guide. 0:00 Friendship Circle. 8:30 Todsy. : The Pet Program. 10:00 U. 8. Weather Forecast. 10:00 Fashion Parade. 10:18 Morning Melody. 10:30 Morning Comments. 10:48 Happiness Hour. 11:00 Qusrtettes parade. 11:18 Martial Music 11:30 Song snd Comedy. 19 :00 Mld-dsy Review. ia:lPopularltls. 19:30 News Flashes. Mall Tribune. 19:30 In the Garden of Melody. 1:00 Dreaming the Waltz Away. 1:48 Dajoa Bela Orchestrs. 9:00 Dance Matinee. 8:00 Songs for Everyday. 8:30 KMED Program Review. 3:38 Music from Yesteryear. 4:00 Judge Rutherford, Lecturer. 4:15 Across th. Seas to Hawaii. 4:80 Master-works. 5:00 popular Parade. , 5:45 News Digest of Msll Tribune. 8:00 Dinner Denos Music. 8:30 Vignettes. 8:45 Cbsndu the Magician. 7 :0O Memories. 7:15 Labor Exchange Program. 7:30 Seven Discards. 8 :00-8 :30 Eventide. HUEY'S FILIBUSTER ON GLASS BILL IS PIE TO L (Continued from Psge One) Senators stroked their chins and wondered. Further progress la noted In Jap anese diplomacy. ' Ambassador Debuchl called at the state department the same day that the Japs started converging on Jenoi city from four separate points. Mister Stlmson had his first hearty laugh In four years when he heard about the senate foreign relations committee report on the arms em bargo. Published accounts generally Indi cated the committee had swiftly fallen In with Mr. Hoover's recommends- tlon. Tho president proposed legis lation enabling him to prevent arms shipments to foreign governments IF all other governments agreed to scop shipments from their own countries. The committee did not do that. It adopted a clever little resolution of Its own. The trick phrase In It provided that thb president could act "after obtaining co-operation oi whatevor nations he deems necessary." That leaves It up to the president. Mr. Roosevelt might deem the ap proval of Afghanistan or Nicaragua or no nation at an as sufficient cause for htm to declare an arms embargo. The purpose of Mr. Hoover's mes sage was entirely lost. The natural supposition would be that the secretary of stste fixed It up with Mr. Roosevelt during their twi-ftnt. RnnfrneA so that his 8ttm son's) ldess should prevail over the president a recommennaMons. in., does not appear to be the case. Mr. Roosevelt has said the subject wss not even mentioned during their con ference. An easier explanation la the recent development of, close relations be tween Chslrman Borah of the For eign Relations committee and Mr. Stlmaon. Those who ride ahorse In Rock Creek park early each morning report these two hsve been seen to gether frequently on the bridle paths. Mr. Stlmson hss publicly advocated the Idea that the United 8tates should act by Itself, declaring Its own embargo against arms exportstlons regardless of whst other nations do. That would open the arms market to foreign governments like Frsnce, Czecho-Slovakta and Poland, but It would keep JLmertea'a head high. It looks as If Borah felt thst wsy also. It was he who offered the reso lution in a secret session of his com mittee, whtch appeared to carry out Mr. Hoover's recommendstlon, but carried out Stlmson's Instead. Adding Insult to Injury the com mittee disregarded an official Hoover resolution brought to It by Under secretary of State Castle. He had It all written out. He waa surprised to read In the papera whal th. com mittee did. Mr. Castle hss always been a Hoover msn rather than a Stlmson msn. B. EDSALL John B. Edsall. ft resident of Phoe nix for more than M yen. parsed away at hla homo thre early thta morning at the age of 77. Mr. Edsall waa born In Hickory county. Ml&souii, December 1, 1659. In 1877 he came west and settled at Phoenix and has resided In and near there since that time. BeMdea hU vile, Nora SdsaU of Phoenix, he leaves the following chil dren. Mrs. Cecil O'Connor of Phoe nix: Mrs. Kffle Caster. Central Point; W F. Edsll. Sparks. Ker.; Floyd of Sussnvllle, Calif., and Thomas of Medford. Also two brothers and two sisters, Mrs Adeline Smith of Med ford: Mrs. Wallace Orldley. Los Mo Unas. Cal.. Pred Bdsalt Plnehurst. Oregon and James of Klamath Palls. Puneral serrtces will be held at the Conger chapel at 10:30 a. m.. Friday, followed by interment In tha Phoe nix cemetery. ELEVEN JOBLESS SOLONS BATHE iN SINGLE BATH TUB Hard Pressed Washington Legislators Rent House and Band Together to Cut Expense Use Army Cots By FRANK O. GORRIE, Associated Press Staff Writer. OLYMPIA, Wash.. Jan. 16 (AP) How to get a bath more than once a week that's the perplexing proo- lem facing Washington's unemployed legislators. Coming to the 23rd biennial ses sion of tie state legislature with the expressed purpose of helping the Jobless and reducing taxes, the un employed lawmakers found their first task one of providing ways ana means for eleven men to bathe In one tub. "I guess well have to lntsoduos a bill for bigger and better batn tUDS" said Rep. James J. Bond. Seattle Democrat, spokesman lor the King county unemployed delegation. Rent Old Home. This amazing situation developed when the Jobless members of the house chambers banded together to cut down expenses. They rented an historic old home In Olympla, hired a woman cook and a girl waitress, and collected army cots for beds. Tie home, built in 1856 by the holder of the original donation claim on which Olympla was located, has eight rooms but only one bath. The first order of business at the the "Tappa Kegga Bay," or the "Kta BIT A pi," waa a motion for weekly bathings. It carried and the bath was allocated to two roommates each night. Any extra washing has to be done on toe outside. In spite of financial difficulties the legislators are living as well or better In .their cooperative "dormi tory," than many other visitors to the capltol. Menu Has Merit. They have breakfast at 8 and dinner at 6 with the cook deciding on ths dishes and serving the same to all eleven members. The menu for today was: Breakfast Fruit coctall, cereal, poached eggs on toast and coffee. Dinner Soup, roast beef, spinach, baked potatoes, fruit salad, celery, olives, pickles, pudding and coffee. Jams and fruits always are on the table. The home was rented for. s 180 per montvi with arrangements made for a charge accoun at a grocery store until legislative pay checks fill the treasury. The members put up an $8,000 bond to guarantee return of the place In first class condition. They expect to live on 825 to $35 a month each. Own Taxi System. their own taxi system. Three of the members have cars snd these are used for trips to the capltol. On week-ends two are utilized carry several legislators home. "None of us is hound to any leg islation." said Rep. Bond. "We talk matters of legislation over at morn ing and evening sessions, and on bills wo are doubtful about we Invite the sponsor or chairman of committees to come and explain t&em to us. We are working sincerely for the benefit of our own people." Although be is not unemployed. Rep. Warren O. Magnuson, Seattle lawyer and chairman of the bouse unemployment committee, Is living st ths dormitory to learn the needs of the Jobless. Bond said his organisation ex pected two more ''members" soon. TO ARTIST'S EYES traw YORK, Jan. 17 Wr McClel land Barclay, noted artist, Is back from Hollywood disappointed. Not one of the movie stars there fulfills bis Ideals of a true beauty. His dream girl, he disclosed, would hsve the legs of Marlene Dietrich, the hips of Carole Lombard, tho chest of Mlrlsjn Hopkins, and lips of Helen Twelvetrees. When It comes to faces, it's strict ly a matter txf personal taste, he ssld. His own first choice must have red hair, blue eyes, a slightly squlllne nose, a generally patrician appear ance snd "plenty of warmth." The lsst Hollywood star who met these requirements, he said, waa Catherine McDonald, no longer active ' In the films. Did ydu see an yon as perfect ss that among the lesser known movie plsyers?" he waa asked. "Yea. I saw a girl there who fully meet, what J want, but she's not ex actly prominent." "And who Is ahe?" "Well, you see, she's Helen. Bar clay, my wife." Mrs. Barclay has been doing "bits" for the movies. L Three hundred snd thirty-tour men and women have enrolled at the Southern Oregon Normal school for the present term, according to the registrar. Of this number. 143 are men and 101 are girls th. percent age of men Is far abov. the average percent ace enrolled 1n the Normal school. Outstanding athletic achievement of the school are said to be attract ing many men students to th. In stitution. The enrollment for this querter is slightly greater than the enrollment a year ago. CINEMA BEAUTIES DISAPPOINTMENT Flight 'o Time (Medford snd Jacason Ooanl. History rroo the files at th Mall Tribune of M aad 10 gear a.ro-1 TEN YEARS AGO TODAY January 18. 1923, (It was Thursday.) First showing of spring millinery next Saturday In local stores. Jacksonville speeder given SO days in pstl for seventh offense. Man accidentally killed for deer on the headwaters of Foot, creek. Frank Amy snd R.H. Whitehead writ, friends from Honolulu, where they are spending th. winter. Gov. pierce to attend sportsmen', banquet here In February. Governor delays naming fish commissioner, and local fishermen are becoming anxious. Ohsrles Strang, druggist, has pur chased a new Essex coach. CamDsien ' for Perm Bureau or ganization to start January 37. TWENTY TEARS AOO TODAY January 18, IIS. (It was Saturday.) Rep. John Carkln Introduces bill In legislature for women to serve on Juries. Council to act on building cod., despite protests. The high school basketball team leaves on a tour Of t.jrthem Cali fornia. The girl's team ts composed of Elite Sage, Alice Forbes, Frances Kinney, Mable Kleser. Virginia Car der, Loratne Lawton, Loralne Ulrica V and Mildred BUton. The boys' team. Is made up of Will Beverldge, Theo. Pish. Howard Radcliffe, Walter Hess, Dolph Phlpps, Lester Adams and Har old Cochran. Heavy snow falls at Prospect. Storm ties up trains Into this city, and mall Is late. Ye Poet's Corner NI.NETEEN-THIBTY-THREE This la the year nlneteen-thlrty. three. When we are all looking for pros perity. We hope It arrives without any de lays; W. can't stand this depression many more days. We have sweated and struggled and worked like slaves, And decorated the cemeteries with many new graves. We have wrinkles on our foreheads and rings under our eyes. All caused by th. ballyhoo of the radical drys. We wanted a happy and prosperous New Year, So we went to th. poll and voted for beer. What did we get? why. nothing at all; We had to celebrate with bum al cohol. We have an over-production of corn and w,heat. And lota of good people with noth ing to eat. We raise the best cotton by th. mil lions of bales, Yet people are freezing In these' cold winter gales. We go around bragging about all our gold. While half of our people stand out In the cold. W. have everything worldly a nation could need, But we have spoiled It all with our ' own selfish greed. Then seems nothlnc left to he thankful for. But It could be worse if th. world were at war. Th. thing to be proud of on this glorious dsy. Is the fact that we live In th. Good Old u. s. A. Clyde Wyble, SOFTElSENfENCE FOR AGED FIREBUG Advancing years and the depression, this morning softened the lew for Nick Kayl, 65, of Crescent City, ar rested In that city lsst Ssturday, by the stste police for attempting de struction by fire, last Thursday night, of a house owned by mlm In Jackson ville, and occupied by Earl B-yartt . and family. Kayl yesterday entered a plea of guilty, and made a full con fession, attorney B. E. Kelly -J named by the court to Intercede for him. Kayl was scheduled to be sentenced this morning, but wss deferred by Circuit Judge H. D. Norton until to morrow morning. The chsrge was reduced from arson to attempted arson, which carries a maximum sentence of five years in stste prison. Attorney Kelly con tended thst this sentence. It Imposed, would make Kayle close to 70 year, of age, when freed, "and If b. live ' that long he Is entitled to spend hi. lsst years in freedom." It was stated that Kayl was In declining health, and thst his act wss prompted by flnanclsl worries brought about by depression. SEATTLE. Wash- .Tar, IS fist That Canada exported more board and plank lumber to th. United States than to th. United Kingdom during November of lsst year was shown br a comrjii.tinn -tv,M-,4 her. todsy by Shir! H. Blslock. dts- manager ror tne department of commerce. "KLUTCH" HOLDS FALSE TEETH TIGHT Klotcn forma a comfort cushion: hold, the pIMe so snug it can't rock, drop, chafe or "be played with". You can eat and apeak as well ss you did with your own teeth. 25c snd 0c a box at Drug Stores. Adv.