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Newspaper Page TextPAGE SIX MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1932. A PATH TgjPARADISEl .fy Caminfibf BYNOPBlBi Two umjor discov eries havt enlivened altve't day. The poiitton eevurtd tor Aim by Santa lurne out to be In tht employ of her former hutband, Dicky Dak, whom OHvo dieUkeo ntenselv. And tht (Irm ot Croat and Cleaeby, whole tatlure threw Clive out of work, to again afloat. Bo tolta Santa that ho oannot work tor Mo aredeoeeetr, and Banta, angry, run out of tho aoartment, Chapte.' 81 "THE CAT CAME BACK" DAYLIGHT taded. In tat park below lamps sprang up. Too late ha wondered whether be had adopted the proper tactica. Women were bullies; they profited by men'a gentleness. AU the Juitice waa on hla (Id. If he'd stormed, he'd hare had her feeding from hla hand. It waa monstrous that aha thould he punishing him. ! He ought to turn the tables on her. How would a coarser man act In hla circumstance!? He would bail oil with another woman. Dak bad practised that type of revenge and lost her. ! A wild surmise struck him. Per haps he, too, had lost her. Embit tered precedenta might misguide her. She d bolted from Dak. Previ ous to her first marriage her 111 jtreatment ot her aultora had been notorious. I Let It be granted that she had bolted. Whither could ah bolt without luggageT Probably to her parents. He could find out by tele phoning. But 11 iu3 breich were to be healed, the wise jollcjr would be to seek ber. ) The door was opened br Ooff, Im perturbable aa an undertaker, who In days gone by had ejected ao many of her admirers. 1 Cllre affected nonchalance. "Family at home?" His father-in-law replied. "That you, Cllre? I'm at dinner. Stack your coat and bat" I He found Mr. Dawn at hla last course, peeling an apple. I "Presume you're dined. My wife's way. I'm alone. Brought Banta with you?" Cllre laugbed with all the gusto of a dying humorist. "Santa's performed the disappear ing act. I rushed orer hoping to find her." Mr. Daws continued placidly with hla peeling. "There used to be aong. I re call only one Une: The cat came back.' Fit out a saucer of milk and there you'll find pretty pussy some fine morning, purring on your door step." Cllva waa shocked by this nnnat ural parent "But Quardle, you ought to knock me down. You ought to take her aide." I "My dear chap, I'm married to her mother. To take her. aide would jseera too much Ilka aiding against knyeelf. How It brings back old days to hear you call me Ouardlel Since (you're Improved our relationship, you're dropped the title. I've often wondered what you thought ot me jwhen we shared thl bouse my wife In Italy, pretending she was educating Santa." "I thought yon were great .Ouardle." P"Ah. but yon had other thoughts. You're In the same box now. One 'baa to appear meek It he Intends to 'stay married. That passage dealing With chsrlty describes the Ideal hus band: 'Is kind; raunteth not la not 'puffed up. bellereth all things, hop eth all things, enduretb all things.' " Seated In deep chairs, toasting helr toes before a biasing fire In tth library, Mr. Dawn grew expan sile. "As a battered Teteran to a young .recruit, wbo'a conducting this bomblng-rald?" I "Santa. She's ruining me for my own good, ao she tells me." I Mr. Dawn puffed at hla cigar lux uriously. "The argument aounds familiar. I shall re-live my youth In listening to you. Some woman waa bound to ruin you so why not your wife?" I As Cllre finished hla story with the latest threat ot philanthropy, hla father-in-law laughed uproariously. I "What's so amusing, Ouardle?" "You're the wife In a million." "I'm aware of that Unfortunate ly so Is Dak." I "But all her mistakes hare been prompted by her excesslre lore for you." i "Which makes them doubly an noying, Ouardle. Delicacy prerente me from correcting them." I Mr. Dawn rose on" straddled the II replace. "Now you're talking. Delicacy le the curse ot married life. We mod' ices n The union Thanksgiving services will be held tomorrow morning at the First Christian church. Dr. Alexan der Bennett, minister of the Metho dist Episcopal church, will preach the Thanksgiving sermon. The Christian church choir, under the direction o! Bffte Herbert Yeoman, will furnish the special musical numbers. The services will begin promptly at 10 o'clock and clone at 11. Everyone la urged to attend. Ktate Hans Sunday Hiker. BYDNirr (AH i. r. Hawkins. New South Wales' state minister ot Industry, Joined a campaign by cnurchmen for strict enforcement ol Sabbeth observance laws and an nounced a ban on Sunday bikes and concerts. J ern husbands are maudlin senti mentalists; we spare the rod and spoil the wife. A good beating, ad ministered prayerfully, seta the blood circulating. It helps a woman to see herself In relation to the uni verse. Tones up ber system. I often wish I'd been sufficiently noble to beat mine." "i He tapped cure's knee. I "A little hair-pulling would re-l store the balance. Ion and Santa' are suffering from repressions. She' probably requires stimulating ; finds, your politeness nauseating, lour retort is obvious: 'Physician heal thyself.' It's too late for me to start Besides, your mother-in-law bruises readily." "What rot you talk, Ouardlel I came tor advice. I haven't the least Idea how Santa bruises, but 1 do know that It 1 were rough with her, you'd be the last person to stand for It" i "I'd stand for anything that waa good for my child. Since you'ra not partial to my first remedy, adopt my second: laugh ber out ot berj silliness." I "You think I am taking her too seriously?" j "Heaven, yes. They took each other too seriously' could be writ.' ten across halt the dlrorcea. Une bas'to have cared tremendously tor a woman to hare parted from ber." Cllve stirred. I "The same applies to a girl whoi dtrorces a man, I reckon." . Their eyes met and glanced: aside. Both made as it to speak.! At last the older man faced the Is sue. "You're thinking ot Dak. He had an undoubted fascination tor Santa. To you ahe'a probably pretended that he hadn't Steer clear ot him. On no pretext whatsoever allow yourself to become Involved with him." Cllre lurched to his feet . "I wonder where she Is at pres ent" "Wondering the same about you. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts she's sitting at borne scared stiff that you're deserted ber." "I'll put your mind at rest" Cllre reached tor the telephone. His father-in-law Intercepted him. "Be an artist A telephone spoils the drama of reconciliation." At the door he auded cynically, "It also glres a wife time to think up new monkey-shines." One comfort Cllre bad derived from his Interview with his lather-1 In-law he had bein assured thatl hla lot was average. On bis wed1 ding morning be had promised hlnvj self that It should be sublime. He was climbing 1own from those dizzy altitudes where he had believed that character coulu be reborn by union with another mortal. Santa had nevor shared these ex aggerated hopes. It might be that In his anxiety to see her aa more perfect than was possible, he had spurred her to give too hectic proofs of anection. to that extont ne was blame-worthy. Arrived before the dark pile In which he dwelt he raised his eyes and noticed that the windows ot hla apartment were Illumined. A pro pitious sign. The hour was ap proaching eleven. Santa must have returned ahead of him. As ha orossed the threshold, she would throw her arms about him, com pletely contrite. A wife In a million had been her father's verdict I But she wasn't hovering In the hall when he entered. As be re moved hla eoat and hat he coughed unnecessarily to apprise ber. ! "That you?" she called In a voice that held no hint ot tragedy. "Took a run p-er to see your fa ther," he called back. I "Thoughtful of you. But you're al waya thoughtful." I Compliments when he had expect-! ed tearsl Women were Incalcula ble. "Excuse me," he heard her mur mur. So she bad company! That ac counted for her auavlty. The next moment ber vivacious face popped rabblt-wlse from the doorway fur ther down the passage. Being all for peace, he caught her to him. ! "So glad yon haven't been alone."j Then he enquired by dumb signs regarding her visitor. "You precious!" She disentan gled bersolt, weaving her arm' through bis. ' From a deep arm-chair, Its back toward them, a thin column ot smoke was rising. A blond head thrust Itself up, which turned slow ly, revealing a fine set ot teeth, a clipped mustache and Insolently amused blue eyes. i "What does this mean?" Cllva challenged. (CetyHtU lflumt. Ceetutb) Deenee) : It U tht one man In all tha wirlil Cllva detests whom ha flnda, to morrow, talking to aanta. FAIL 10 KEEP WORD SYDNEY (AP) All attempts by electors of New South Wales to abol ish their upper house of parliament the legislative council have only re aulted In Increasing the number of the members of that chamber. For years batches ot men, pledged to rote for abolition of the chamber, have been Installed aa legislative councillors. But meet of them have changed their views and the cham ber has continued. There are now 133 members, all with gold passes for free traveling anywhere In Australia and other de sirable privilege. The politicians will neither dismiss themselves from office nor give the slcctcrs a chance fa act, IN GOOD HEALTH "Then la universal agreement among food authorit.ee that tha nu tritional need of people are beat served when adequate amounts of milk are Included In the diet." says Ada R. Mayne of the Oregon Dairy council. "By an 'adequate amount' of milk Is meant, the standard now long es tablished after much research and study, of a quart dally for children through the period of growth a.id a pint dally for adults. Milk Is con ceded to be the most Important tin gle article of food for tha mainte nance of health of both child and adult. "A question frequently asked at this time Is 'Does the fact that the food fund la reduced, alter the rule of one quart of milk dally for chil dren and one pint for adults?' Pood authorities are again agreed that when the food fund la reduced to a mini mum, milk still ahould be regarded as a necessity and should continue to be Included aa a staple article of the diet. Dr. H. C. Bherman, noted scientist, says that In cases where the food fund la reduced to a minimum, the dietary should be built around TAILSPIN TOMMY way vou can ct that )t i thought he a knou yct what h loom bad, or amateur oeTtcnve. f9iT hot ac&isin& tub tmina has bot miu BORDER SKtRIFF TO BIT FAtT ONTHCPRAIO, HAPPENED TO JlfXHfSsL MT3THAT SHEW fF-TWinVi . ajSrjr tit. AU UWCT-I ' to L nl "eT V ''l!JSJHATjrURDeRjS.T&S2T?,,?A TDtAMV-He mY THeRE-i NO TRACC CARRIED MUNOdtOa (A WTTER FRIEND SOI rtQ DOWN TrteR-i vou AT CHARGE GWNST -TOC-Yjy (Wl NAME FOB HIMSELF-- HAVE BEEN HELD ( HfoF TOMMY AMO Of HAIL. LOADS KAUKD VN THIS COUNTV- wllTvOU WAIT OWIU B THE ELD UHTIl A THOROUGH rjSgh. , , UP-ROBBtO- jlFTHE TWENTV AT A DOZEN TtKeS I'D DO ANVTHINe? I SET DRESSED ANO ' ? IN HALT INVEBTiaATlON CAN ffjrj. . )J - EVEN rrZTi THOUSAND HA THAT AICXlffrTf y-X TO HELP HIM , GO U1CTH sja, S3 AN HOUP BOUND TO WIN Ben's Bombshell! Jf HEY, JIM ! S YOU BET! SAY, ll CAN VOU kBEN,DlDYOUHNOW COME INTO (: THAT MRS. BLACK. jTHe HOUSE ) MOVED IN THIS FOR A II MORNING AND I J3ES.MINUTE t 1 JONATHAN'S OVER B S'MATTER POP Ambrose Is Smart When THE NEBBS On The Job " SAY! WE RENT ROOMS IM - H II Z' GET YOURSELF " WELUSIR, VJWEM TWeV. T CAM si RI&UT UOUJ ' 1 SAY.' WE RENT ROOMS THIS WOTEl FOR PEOPLE UJMO WAKJT TO SLEEP - DOKl'T PAY PEOPLE. TO SLEEP .' WE CHARGE. EM FOR. IT.' BRINGING UP FATHER OUT-DO1. I VOL) WEARO WHAT I SAID-YOU I THAT -SETTLES THT- I VJHERS II I OH-1 WANTED HIM TO 1 WANTEDTO GO MGHT TO THE OFT1CK -I'LL 1 NOW-1 WONT HAYE SONNY? . . TAKE NS TO THE. foot- CO TO THE NOT GIVE YOU A CENT" TOO TO LISTEN TO A LOT V " I WSHStothefooT- R30T-BALL COT A LOT OF WORK TQ jL OF FOOT-BALL TALK HE WENT TO BALL CAME-BUT NOW CAME-J TRAICHTEN CUTDOWM C ' j L .TO-NICHT- J THE OFFICE-HE nOLJ CAN TAKE ME- V " CT THERE-NOW 5T- U , Lf- sear MAO A LOT or W"SJ ' bread and milk. Tht lower the level of expenditure,' he says, 'the more one must forego other foods and con centrate efforts upon providing those two, supplementing a little of some inexpensive fruit or vegetable. In making suggestions for the low cost diet the U. 8. department of agricul ture stipulate one quart of milk dally for tha child and one pint or more dally for the adult as being es sential. ' "Under tha most favorable circum stances the proper feeding of a fam ily requires knowledg and skill, but when every food dollar apent must bring the greatest possible return In nourishment and satisfaction, the taak becomes more difficult. Actual ex periment with low cost family diets in recent months has shown that families are greatly benefited when adequate amounts of milk are used. This la not only true of the low-cost diet, for a diet Including adequate quantities of milk Is desirable under any circumstances." n N SO. AUSTRALIA TOWNSVILLE, Queensland. p Charles Schulta is leading an expe dition from here In a search for gold which his two brot'iers found one after the other only to dk. before they could bring back the treasure. Albert Schulta discovered a rich gold deposit near the. South Austra lian border In 1025. On hts way home he died after entrusting hla Going To Bat For Tommy! WELL JONATHAN HASNT LOST ANY ME CALLING ON HER I IM WE Y7 F feasor II A GRAY BEARD ) WBTE IW FOR KATE5 AWO W ,.-. roess Akin cnimrc ) AMD BE A REAL. A M5SA.?E J0!.50 . DoVsTT MlvT 1VE GOT TO PAY L- " 1 I n cmwa .-i v . ,.r- LIVIMK05FNJ. 1 OUGTrr. TWRM TO f F5 1 .ac t-r-. i -t-i r rW..-Zm S I II I U JJJ I L LMWJ i l(JA I ' J ,. , , , r rsj i iinj ll J I Min - nasi mim rjrBI JA1 y' story to a half-caste who brought the newe to William Schulta. William went to the spot, which Is reported to be near Tartaml, in central Australia. He, too, found the gold but waa killed by a fall from his horse. Now Charles hopes to secure the wealth. The aborigines In that re gion are stated to be unfriendly ao the expedition will travel In armored trucks. SOUTHERN OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL, Ashland, Nov. 23. (8pl.) Southern Oregon theater-goers who are lovers of Shakespearean drama, will be given a rare treat December 3 and 3 when the famed English poet's comedy-success, "As Tou . Like If Is presented by a combined cast of faculty and student players at Southern Oregon Normal school. The production of this play, which for over 300 years has been one of literature's outstanding comedlea will be unique In that all members of the cast will follow the current vogue in theatrical circles and appear, In mod ern dress. In view of the popularity now being enjoyed by this custom, Angus L. Bowmer, proffwtnr of dra matics and director of the "As You Like It" cast, has stated that the Eltzabethen costumes will be sup planted by 1933 styles. Indexed Dickson Bibles. Tel. 74S-H. THAT'S NOT THH HALt OP V I IT, BEN ? WHEN 1 TOLD HIM 1 PIFTeEN MINUTES A60 THAT SHE'D MOVED INI . MS DASHED INTO THE HOUSE , CHANGED HIS CLOTHES, VJENT It Comes To Getting T v -i vJI m '(Copyright, 103?, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) LENSNS BOOKS SAVED rn SAYS POLISH AUTHOR BYDGOSZCZ, Poland (AP) Books formerly owned by Nlcolal Lenin and marked with his own notations, have been added to the public library of this town. Adam Oryzmala Siedleckt, a Polish author, made the presentation and told how be had saved the collection from being used as wrapping paper. He aald he was living In Cracow In 1018 and one morning found his breakfast rolls had come wrapped In Russian prints, although that lan guage bad scarcely .been used In the city through Its 100 years of Aus trian control. Inquiry developed that the baker had bought a lot of second-hand books because the war had made wrapping paper too expensive. Bledleckl paid the baker twice what the latter had spent for the collec tion. He explained that Lenin spent 1013 and 1013 In Cracow as a political exile under bis true name of Ullanoff. Antelope at Ease After Fall Thrills ANTELOPE, Nov. 33. (Special) A great load has been lifted off of every one'a mind now that the elec tion and turkey picking are over. It Cake r. GOOD NIGHT ISHE'S AS PRETTY AS A V THAT'S 9 PICTURE, BEN 1 BUT X Y SPEED! HAV15 jl SURE FEEL. SORR.Y FOR I; YOU SEEN 3 HER, TRYING TO MW6 (, . HER? SrfWl A LIVING AT THAT f h-n a i in? corner why, you know! OUTr Pft"AT not more than h I la hoped that everyone can settle down to a normal life now. Lion Cubs Go frith. DUBLIN (AP) The classical Irish names of Blanald, Breas, Baedan, Br'. erlu and Branach were given by the lord mayor of Dublin to five lion cubs born In the boo here. Shakespeare Takes Bow. BUDAPEST (AP) "King Lear," presented by a cast of four In a su burban theater, brought from the au dience loud cries of "author I" The director donned a beard and took the bow, but was pelted with eggs, where upon three college students were fined 93.50 each. Low Bid On British Relics. LONDON ( AP ) Relics of the na val battle between John Paul Jones and Sir Richard Pearson off Scarbor ough In 1779 brought less than 9200 at auction here. The relics Included Pearson's sword and silver mounted pistol. RfKIGI-E IT'S A DARN SHAME! BUT LSTEn7W? JM, I'VE GOT SOMETHING TERRIBLY IMPORTANT TO TELL-YOU T TriEHtS AS; SMG OP COUNTERFEITERS aeKim-i SUPPOSED TO SE COUMTRV AND THEY MAY BE IN THIS Vers" r4fcEKMCVUrMWJI- ECKENERS PLAN . BIO DE JANEIRO (AP) Dr. Hugo Eckener, commander ot the Oral Zep pelin, hopes to make Rio de Janeiro the terminus of regular dirigible ser vice between Grmany and South America, be announced here. Negotiations lor formation of a sub sidiary company to build hangars and a mooring mast ere under way. Pernambuco, a thousand miles north of Rio, la the present terminus for most voyages of the Graf, but Eckener prefers Rio because It offers direct airplane transportation to Bue noe Aires, and communication with Chile and Peru by way of Bolivia. By (ll.KNN L'UAFFIN and UAL FOUUESI By EDWIN ALGER OPERATING By C. M. PAYNE By SOL HESS By George McManus w m ir wt 1