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PXGE FOUR MEDFORD MTU. TRD3U1TE, MEDFORD, OREGON, MONDXY, AUGUST 29, 1932. i ;( : I V3 ;.:( 13 I 1 :' 1 Hedford mail Tribune "Enryont l tovXhw OriM rudi UM Mall Trlbuiw" Dailr tietpt satnrdal ruouiM si HXDrOUD HUNTUO 00. li-ir-n n. n it " IOBEIIT W. RDBU uiua L L. NiPP, MlMW As IfifepudMlNmpip bind u aacood tlui utUf at Uadfort Onoa, mdat atl al Mara . HII. iorciiOTioN iaim H MiD la Winn Dun, nu 'J0 DtUf. BOOU I" Bl CarrUr, to Mnirrt Madforl, lAlanl, lukawlllf, Cantral Foist, Fnowu, Talaot. OoU Hill art as Hllbvara. DaJlj, Booth I To duu, om nw I.M AU tarma, cajo Id adrants. Official paper of tbt Oil of Medrord. Official papal of JaclMW Countr. IUMBr.il Of Till AB8UCIATED PKEflS BacaMnt rull UuwJ lra 6Tles tha AuocUUd Prcaa I ajelulialj anlltlaS lo Om uh for publleitloo of ill om dlipaldM, aradltso U R or otberwlM vedltod la tfalf oapw , tod olM to UM lout Ba poMlatod btrcla AU rttuta for puhllealloo of (pedal dUpaubaa barcla ara alao raaarted. MEMBRI OP ONITTD PK&tS MZMBgB OP AUDIT BUUAO Of C1BCULAT1IIN8 Admtlalni BepraaaouttToa IL C. MIMIKNSKN A COMPANY Offloaa la Naa Int. Uileafo, Detroit, li rraaclaeo, Ua aocalaa, haltla, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry From the pr of the stt. It li l.anad that th Older Otrlt r nu buay putting up Dill Plcklaa, tor th needy, and against tha coming of grim Winter. On the publlahed llrta of foodatuffa, tha Dill Pickle la aver praaent, and In sufficient quantities to laat through the present depre alon, and weU Into tha next one. Tha Dill Pickle la all right la lta place, but la neither aatlsfylng nor filling. It uaually ahowa up thinly allced, on tha left aide of a aandwlch, and la gonarally left untouched. In 1038, alorur with electric vlbratore. It enjoy ed a abort prominence aa a reducer of feminine fat. It Baa a certain eauy oh arm. and poaaeaaea all the noasl- bllltlea of a grapefruit, for audden and unexpected bombardment, but la too latrj to aqulrt. It now develop that the aurplua of local heUralslng la due to apon taneuoa euaaedneaa, and failure of tha Truth to polllnlm due to heavy apray Ing with arsenate of Lies. The frlsnn llnaaa of tha valley haa been hate pecked. The plan now eonaldered la to market the malignancy, by hiding behind women'a aklrta, and let them take tha blame. The new county Jail la sow ready for eoeupancy. With the campaign on. aoma downtrodden and disgusted Democrat will want to prove the taxea are too high, by awapplng placea with the prisoner, In the end oell. - MONTOOMEBT. Ala., Aug. M (TJP) The atate senate baa pasaed a aaJary alaahlng bill only to find that the bill ralaed many salaries-(Press Dispatch.) How like a legislature, when trying to think. Something ahould be dona, and right anapptly to halt tha ravagea of Economy In this county. In ap proximately a month, the body politic baa been amacked twice In the ex chequer onoe to the tune of 132,000 of federal funds, and onoa for a mod eat $35,000, from the aame source Thla is aufflclent Jack to keep ser ' oral oltlsens needing work on the bualneaa ends of picks, for quite some time. The alleged economy walked arm-in-arm with Efficiency, and the couple were the cause of considerable enthustaetlo hurrahing, none of which la now audible to the naked ear. They also oaused a great nunv bar of apeechea. Nobody recalls a alngle word of the orations on tax alaahlng, except the starting remark of "Ladles and Gentlemen, and Mr Chairman." It will be a long time before another dose of economy Is awtgged recklessly. It la no trouble to prove that the county failed to get the cash, and that It la now too late to annul the self-inflicted di vorce. The only result la that Windi ngs scored a victory over Common- sense. Thla la the last week Maws can spank their little dears, before turn' lng the task over to the school- ma'ams. The Eada Boys moved a aafe from the courthouse Saturday and had no audience at all, due to the De pression, and the fear that bystand are would have to help pull on the rope. The Messrs. Eada were con fronted with the problem of getting an overgrown aafe through a window that waa too wide one day and not Jong enough the other. The reosp- tacle waa aa awkward to handle oa a fork-load of apaghettl, but even tually mind won over matter. It waa tha first safe ever battled In Jackson county before an empty grandstand. It waa In vldld contrast to the time the ateam-ahovel operated on the Sixth street crossing. The engineer waa a nervoua wreck from trying to scoop up dirt Instead of byetenders. The attendance at the new edifice waa larger, and composed exclusively ef gruntera. e THE CORRECT KIZB-rP (Emporia. Kan., Gacette.) That crasy man who shot the Archduke In Serbia 18 years ago did the world a bad turn. But perhapa the world wu In pretty bad an ape or one little bullet wouldn't hare don such a vast amount of damage. The war came perhapa because the world waa festering In greed and pride and arrogance) of nationalism. Then the miserable peace came be cause the war didn't help thlnra much; because the war left the world atlll greedy and proud, atlll arrogant In lta nationalism. Tariff barriers went up and world trade and produc tion were blocked and the economics of civilization got a cramp that turn ed Into paraJyala. I imaaa Ring Down the Curtain AND now F. A. Bat, gtormy petrel of the Footi Creek min ing district, bag decided he would rather leave the county than face the charge pending against him in court. Perhaps the decision has been influenced by big stage manager, L. A. Banks. Bargaining by M. 0. Wilkins, Bates' attorney, for dismissal of the case, would be laughable were it not for underlying facta and motives, and the expense already .caused the taxpayers of the county. Last spring, a charge against Bates was dismissed in the justice court at Gold Hill upon request of his attorneyg and relatives, with the understanding that the accused would leave the county and refrain from creating further turmoil in the Foots Creek region where his neighbors claimed he 'had accused them of everything from sluice box robbery to dam dynamiting, varying his activities by writing a series of threatening letters. Bates' proclivity for trouble-making gained new impetus when the publisher of the Daily News heard the "Foot Creek Miner's Tale of Woe," and apparently with but slight investiga tion, or substantiation, proceded to make a martyr of Bates, cit ing his case as a "breakdown of law and order 1", "an attempt to rob an aged man of his property!", ete., etc., and a political issue. The initial blast in the battle for Bates wag quickly followed by a retraction but the elderly miner and his alleged woes fitted in so well with political plans that were being initiated, that the case was revived from time to time editorially. Finally convinc ing himself that he had thoroly cowed the courts, and that it was time for the grand climax wherein Banka could pose with strong arm extended to shield the downtrodden, the publisher heralded to the world that Bates would return and face an indictment found by the last grand jury. Hearing of the case against Bates drew near, likewise elec tion day. Banks bore down heavily on the martyrdom of the miner, getting in many a good lick for himself as the champion of the oppressed, hurling challenge after challenge in the teeth of "the gang," and bringing out as he had long intended to do M. O. Wilkins, as independent candidate for district attor ney. Wilkins was to ride Into office on the wave of popular recog nition which it was fondly believed would follow the defense of Bates when the case was tried. The stage was set" the parts were duly assigned Bates, the suffering sacrifice in gangdom's den of lions, and Wilkins, a Daniel I the fearless defender before the publio gaze for weeks, meantime the News keeping up a constant ballyhoo of "breakdown of law and order!", "Jackson county will be shaken to its foundations!" It was, in the parlance of the ring, a push-over. But something slipped I Resentment in the Foots Creek district against the Bank- sonian ballyhoo boiled over, and within the spaoe of a week the Daily News and its editor, Bates the miner, and his daughter were named as co-defendants in libel suits aggregating $200,000, brought by four men of the district. And to cap the olimax, aocording to the Daily News' own statements', it was rumored that Bates had again taken pen in hand to add to the already large collection of his letters, which it is feared may be produced in court. No wonder Mr. Banks would ring down the curtain on his show and whisk the sawdust martyr from the publio 's eye. The Daily News publisher has a perfect right to be "regusted." E. C. F. - " Little Orphan Annie Recall rT,HE recall move against Judge Norton, like Topsy of Undo Tom'i Cabin, never was born, it "just growed up," ao cording to its chief advocates, who are pardonably bashful about acknowledging parenthood. However, the long-suffering citizens of this community have a fairly unanimous and definite idea that the "little orphan Annie" recall, was fathered by Earl H. Fehl and surreptitiously dumped on the doorstep of the Daily News, much against the wishes of the newspaper's owner. It is also generally believed that Fehl not only deposited the waif on the Banksonian sill, but through some pressure, not yet explained, eventually "made him like it." If this hypothesis is correct, it reveals an adroit maneuver on the part of Earl in his effort to rebuke Judge Norton for daring to permit a verdict against him, Fehl fathering a child ef the left hand in the nature of a recall, while Banks takes the "little orphan Annie" to his bosom, clothes it in such respectability as he is able to muster and with the hint of a primace of distaste, murmuring ''me too." E. C. F. . An Open Letter To Will Rogers The Parable of tha Humorist Who Tripped the Burdened Man. Dear Mr. Rogera: I have been a reader of your dally articles for a long time. I believe you are one of the beat-loved men on the American continent. I have never known of any on having a alngle unfriendly thought chalked up against you. With that in mind, I am going to revamp for you an old atoryi There waa a man whoa back waa bent beneath a heavy burden. Re had carried It far. Often It seemed that ha could no longer go en. But, somehow, unsuspected reeerves o! fortitude always rose sufficient to hla need. So he kept bearing on toward hla goal. Aa he tottered along a busy thor oughfare an onlooker, with a aenas of humor, thought to furnish a laugh to the paseertby. So he expertly trip ped the load bearer, burling him to the ground. "What man.'' do you ask, "would do a thing Ilk that?" Unhappily you, Mr. Roger, are that man. How do t know? Because I am the man you tripped as are all thorn other Americana who ar trying to "carry on" against the odds that our country Is facing today. We are summoning every scrap of Xalr-mlndtrlnaaa, every ouoe ef he roic endeavor In ourselves sad our neighbors. W ar building our faith on those force of rlghteouanesa that have made our country noble aa well aa great. The way Is long, the load heavy. Beneath It many of ue have gone down to our knee. But we're trying to pros on. I admit that a laugh U good medi cine for ua. And you have served ue well In that way. But when you use your rare gift to ridicule an American president whoa trlala ar great aa wer Lincoln's I believe you are going too far. You ridiculed Hoover's acceptance speech. I won der would you have ridiculed Lln coin groat Inaugural address? Would you have mocked the Gettysburg speech. Technically, as a humorlat, you would have been within your right to do so. But this Is a time when all of us must sacrifice something Just aa In military war. Wont you sacrifice your technical privilege of launching Jab against what you know J heroic and true? Wont you aacrltlc tripping us whose back ar bent beneath the load, even though our fall might look funny? Wont you. Mr. Rogers, let that be your service to America in It hour of trial? LEON C. LB VAN. Redwood City. August IS, ISM. When needing duplicating tales books, flat-packa or fan-fold cash register forms, ledger ah seta for bookkeeping machine or any other kind of printing, dont order from out-of-town firms and pay more. Phone 7S and on of our ropreeentsUre will oau. Today By Arthur Brisbane Winding the Machine, Our Patient Jobless, Why Does Japan Worry? What Shall We Be? Copyright King Feature Bynd., I no. The campaign, in which a great, free and mighty people will wind up their government machine and set it going for four years more, is under way. It gains momentum slowly, like a long freight train, start ing its cars one at a time, each with its separate jolt. There are notifications and speeches, in which full grown men sol emnly criticize and blame oth ers. There are separate little machines, each with its ticket, socialist, prohibition, labor, meaning only protest. The active powers announce that our troubles are practical ly overcome, just a little pa tient co-operation and all will be well. The ten millions idle feel less optimistic,- and a good deal depends on haw many of them are put to work before November conies round. Candidates of various colors appear at meetings, flanked on either side by officials of heroic organizations of former soldiers. They ara well organ ized, and when they say they want something, many candidates say "Amen." Perhapa If the ten millions Idle knew how to organize themselves, or Interest candidates, there would be fewer unemployed. In other countries, ten millions would not be so easily managed. But ours, a the 1st Lord Korthcllff re marked, la "a docile people." Mexico has Jobless problem, and a hunger problem. Thousands march ing on Mexico City were stopped by soldiers, when their rulers became convinced that communism guided them. But Mexico's problem 1 simple. compared with ours. The government offer it own land to the hungry Idle, aaylng "Rats corn, foed your selves." Mexican worker, given land, can take car of themselves aa their Indian ancestors did before them. Our workers, from factories, type writers, railroads, banks, hve grown too far away from the land. Only a pay roll onn take care of them. Kaxu Mori, distinguished Japanese, haa "back to Asia" plan, and aays Japan must be self-sufficient, work out her destiny In Isolation, refuse League of Nations interference. Re aays, also, Keaven know why, Japan anttolpatea trouble with the United States. Thla country la not dictating her course to Japan. Meddlesome officials that talk about Shanghai and Man churla do not represent the American PEOPLE. Japan needs land, for her aurplua million, can cultivate It well, and protect It Inhabitant. That does not concern us, unless Japan tries to take some of our land. If, Japan can sell many aquare rrtllea of territory and thirty million population from China, In Manchuria that doea not oonoarn ua. We looked on, and even cheered, while our asso ciates, the allies wer stealing colo nies and billion from Germany, set ting up silly new nation and wiping out the Aeatro-Hungarlan empire. why should w protest If 0. 000,000 Japanese ar able to take land from 400.000,000 Chinese? That will straighten Itself out later, without This nation, or 'at least ninety per Interference from us. cent of It, think a little a doea Japan, of the League of Nations. Some men In high places, craving Europe's applause, would deliver their country to the league, If they could, but they cannot. We ar not exactly "such things a dream ar made on," and possibly our little lives ar HOT "rounded with a sleep." We may com back, bombardment by cosmic rays, by the sun" ctlnlc ray, and other forces change ua, from generation to gen eration, over long periods. And heralty, It seem make It own strange change, not controlled en tirely by the Mendellan discoveries, mad by the learned monk, experi menting with fruit nies. If w come back, aa many In India bellev, to live in lower form of life expiating our mlstakea, or If we come back, a common ena would sug gest, to continue the work for which w were put here, there la no knowing what may be like before the end of our hundreds of millions of years on thla planet. Iaral ZangwUl predicted that the Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Signed Utters pertaining to personal health and uygtana, not to dlssaae diagnosis or treatment, will 0 answered by Dr. Brady u a etaunped .sell-ad dressed envelope 1 nclosed. Letters should D brief ad written La ink Owing to the large number of letter recalled only s law ou o answered ner. Ho reply oan b mad to q us Mas not conforming to instruction. Ad drs Dr. William Brady In car of Tb Mall Tribune WHEN NEURALGIA M AKES A NOISE LIKE v APPEND ICITIS. ' In a paper read before the Buffalo Academy of Medicine, Dr. John B. Carnett, professor of surgery In the medical school aald: "In patient referred to me for chronic ap p e n d I o I tls I find the pain and tenderness in the lower right abdoml n a 1 quadrant are due to neu ralgia In SS per cent of the patients and In the other 3 per cent I find a duode nal ulcer, stone in the kidney or some similar lesion. I, therefore, have given up operations for chronic appendlcltl and cure the lower rlght-slded pains by non-operative measures directed toward the underlying spinal nerve lesion causing the neural gia. Of the patients sent to me for a hurry up operation for acute appendicitis I find In over half of them that the trouble I neural gic a:nd do not operate." It seems that the diagnosis of "chronic appendicitis" is losing vogue. It always has seemed rather a gam ble In which our modern brass sur geons have too eagerly Indulged. A further observation by the aame authority 1 worthy of broadcasting: "The acute toxemia of tonsilli tis, cold or other Infection Is responsible dlpjctly for fever, pulae hurry, and leucocytosls, and Indirectly Its Induced acute neu ralgia causes lower right abdomi nal pain and tenderness with vomiting. The symptoms enu merated constitute the uaual text book picture of acute appendi citis and they are due to acute neuralgia of the abdominal wall can only be determined by ap plying the teat for neuralgia. In any doubtful case I anesthetize the right eleventh and twelfth Intercostal and first lumbar nerves with novocalne Injections to elim inate parietal hyperesthesia and thereby am enabled to recognize the presence or absence of any associated aubparletal or true ap pendiceal tenderness." We need not attempt to interpret the scandalous medlcalese In this The lay reader will get the gist of It, namely, that intercostal neuralgia due to tonsillitis may make a noise so like appendicitis that a hurry up opera tion may be perpetratea mere Hap pens to be a bras surgeon at hand. great conqueror of future ages would be "an epileptic cheas player, carried about the field df battle on an air cushion." That Is feeble prediction. In a few centurie at most, there will be no more field of battle or great gen erals, and probably no more epilepsy, In much less time. Science progresses more rapidly than human decency. Machines will make our muscles unnecessary, th brain alone will be Important. You may find yourself, In your reincarnation of the year ten million, a brain propelled by It own flying machine with rudimentary handa and feet, attending to Its Im portant business a a butterfly does, flitting from place to place, pushing buttons. 4-4 The female of our species may be compelled to preserve size and weight, for maternity reason, In which case, she may fly about, carrying har little thinking husband, a she now carries her reticule, or aa the hug parasite crab, described by Darwin, carries under her left flipper, her tiny hus band, as small as a ten cent piece. The crab husband was one a fine, powerful, upstanding crab. Evolu tion nude him what he Is, and, ac cording to aclentlsts, mere 1 no knowing what evolution may do to us. It has million of year In which to work upon ua, and haa barely started. Ten million years hence, we may llv on thla earth, never touch ing It with our feet. Jenkins Comment (Continued from Page One I pecta of all. They get lonely on long drives, and want aomeone to talk to. "It's use lees to flsg a man and his wife; they simply NEVER offer rides. The older and more battered the car, the better th chance of a ride. The big, shiny car practically never atop for us." There's some human nature for you. MftOW do you spend your night?" li was asked. "Oh, w sit up." waa the reply, "uau ally In railroad waiting room or hotel lobbies. There ar washroom fscllitles In such place, and one haa to keep clean and neat. Otherwise, on never get picked up." ASKED what k'n'd of work he did, the young fellow answered: "Any thing that turns up." Within the past six months, he hss worked at Santa Maria. San Luis Obispo, Aberdeen, Washington, Ool demtale, Washington, and Welser, Idaho, and la now heading back to Salinas. That I covering a lot of country. Intercostal neuralgia may closely resemble the pain of gallstone colic. Dr. Carnett declares that the pain In the region of the right shoulder blsde. regarded the world over a In dicative of gall-bladder Inflamma tion, ,1a always due to lntercoatal neuralgia In hla experience. He de clares that too many gall bladders are being unnecessarily removed In the futile expectation of curing pain and tenderness which Is actually due to neuralgia In the abdominal wall. Right here I dare auggest that a physician whose education, training and practice are not limited to the tenet of a single "system" or "school" Is better qualified to deal with such conditions than Is tha narrow little fellow who purport to practice only this or that "pathy." Beware of the chap who accept the designation of a "pathlst" of any kind. Intercostal neuralgia has led to many unnecessary kidney operations, and to countless operations on women who too readily believe the pain origi nates in tubes or ovaries. In the hand of charlatans who run Irrigation plant or colon filling stations a great many gullible vlctlmc of lntercoatal neuralgia are subjected to endless and vicious "treatment" for a colitis which doea not exist, further than the mechanical Irritation set up by the vicious "treatment." This Is one of the new self-perpetuating lines of business in which the victims seem to like being humbugged and to re sent being enlightened. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Dtih Washing. Va hn,. mtr jmfftHent to wash dishes, without soap? My brother's family will not use soap. L. B. Answer yes. nut tne use or soap makes the Job easier, qutcker and re quires lea hot water. Not to the Third Generation. B.-nn feaftlthtt MthleMft VOlinff WO- man, youngeat of five children. Father ,mMmiR hafore anv of his chil dren were born. They are all appar ently neaitny, except me e,uw. risk Involved In marrying this young woman? R. E. C. Answer So far as syphilis I con cerned, no particular risk other then that Involved In any marriage. Syphi lis I not transmitted to the third generation. There I no "hereditary" syphilis, but only congenital syphilis, which ts present when the child is t.AM ft,,, if. nkv not manifest Itself until' the child Is'weeks or months old. If the Infant show no sign of tne disease In the first year of life, prob ably It ha escaped. (Copyright John 9. DUle Co.) Hitch-hiking, by the way, Is build ing up a clssa of itinerant workers who cover a wide range of country, nd da anything they can find to do usually in competition with local and more or leas permanent labor. That is something to think aooui. Communications Wilkins Gives Version. For the second time I find it neces sary to correct publicity statements In your paper,- evidently Intended to discredit F. A. Bates. Thl defendant is not seeking postponement, but con ceded postponement at the suggestion of George Nlelson, deputy oisincv attorney. The stipulation was pre pared over the desk of Mr. Nlelson. he and the writer dictating its con tent to the official stenographer In the district attorney office. lta ne cessity wa that both parties could act upon the policy of DISMISSAL WITHOUT PUBLICITY. It waa con ceded that the filing of larg damage actions by the principal or prosecut ing witnesses had so discredited their testimony In the criminal case that It was dead and lta further continu ance wa aTJ.unnecessary burden to all parties, and especially the State of Oregon and Jackson county. Hence you will find upon the signed copy of th stipulation, "And It further appearing to the parties hereto that It would be to the best Interests of all parties Interested that this matter be so disposed of" by dismissal. Mr. Nlelson requested that no pub Hetty be given to the signing of this stipulation, and the writer concedes It. On the following day we found th Mall Tribune saying that the F. A. Bate trial was coming up soon, and we again called at the office, to advise that to cut off untrue publicity in the Tribune, w wer filing the signed stipulation, which we did at one o'clock Saturday, August 2T. Yours truly. M. O. WILKINS. Atty. for F. A. Bate 1 Mrs. Thaden Under Knife Of Surgeon AKRON. Ohio. Aug. 09. (AP) j Mr. Louise McPhetrldg Thaden. co- : holder of the refueling endurance rec- ' ord? for women filer, waa recovering I In a hospital today from an opera- tlon for appendicitis. She was strick en here while on her way to the na tional air race at Cleveland. i T)alrymfn Picnic. CHAMPOEO. Ore Aug. M (API Some 300 dairymen and their famt-, lies from nine counties were at Cham poeg yesterday for the second an nual picnic of the Oregon State Dairy, men's association. The prewnt voted to gather here next year for their annual picnic. i Crfth Victim Pie. PORTLAND. Ore.. Aug. J9 (API Milton K. Pugh. 4. of Portland died In a hospital here Sunday from ln jurlee received in an automobile acci dent August 10. Police said he was, struck by a hit-run driver. j 4 I Free Picture of your baby made by Shan (tie if you purchase a II Baby' Dress, etc.. from Wurta OliU. Prlxos I for tha aaotbera. Ye Poet's Corner SUMMER'S SLIPPING BY When the sun goes creeping south. And the land 1 touched with drouth: When the sir grows thick and murk', And the wind fitful and Jerky: When languar permeate all natur. And th hill seem shrunk In ststure: When dog-days haze Is In the sky, I know that summer's slipping by. When the fields are gray and sere, And desdened weed around appear; When ripened grain 1 In the bin. And thistle down Is on the spin; When leaves begin to lose their gloss. And crisp and dusty grows the moss: When mountain grasses become dry, I know that summer's slipping by. When mountain streams have dwin dled down, And peaks hsve lost their snowy crown: When brown are turning forest cones. And reptiles slumber on the stones; When Tokay grapes begin to cure. And black and huckleberries lure: When trout disdain your tempting fly, I know that summer's slipping by. When lark and robin cease their song, And grouse and partridge part with throng; When quail and pheasant cease to pair. Woodpeckers listless cleave the air; When squirrels chatter as they forage, And bees accumulate their storage; When butterflies begin to die, I know that summer's slipping by. When picnic lure begins to pall, And swimming holes no lqnger call; When autos get to look forlorn, Cm bright and early Sunday morn; When folks loll lazy on the lawn, And there's less sctivlty at dawn; When people from the lawnmowers shy, I know that summer's slipping by. When mother seals the last Jar lid. And her preserves are stored and hid; When dad surveys the woodpile o'er, And wonders If enough's In. store; When kids begin to talk of school, And sit repining on a stool. And heave a sad and mournful sigh, i xnow that summer slipping by. When I begin to lose my pep, And slow and languid grows my step; When rain I d woo a morning nop. And seemingly don't care a rap Whether I meander through The woods with their enchanting view. No need for almanac, for I Well know that summer's slipping by, A. B. Wllllsms, SMALLER HANDBAGS ' NOW PARIS VOGUE . PARIS. (AP) Smaller handbags are In vogue with a number of Paris ians. Flat pouches, five or six Inches deep and seven or eight Inches long, made In a restrained design In keep ing with the vogue for simplicity are often seen. The pouch of velvet, bro cade or heavy crepe Is also a favor ite for evening. LILY PONS ENDORSES BLACK AND WHITE PARIS. (AP) Lily Pons, French so prano of the Metropolitan Opera company. Is among smart women who have adopted the vogue for white hats with dark costumes. With a black frock she wears a turben of white Jersey ribbon trimmed at the left back with a point of black stitched Jersey. With it she wears a white Jersey scarf. t WOMEN'S CLUB LEADER WEARS BLUE SUIT WASHINGTON. (AP) Mrs. Grace Morrison Poole, new president of the General Federation ef Women's Clubs. Is weearlng a suit of blue el Ik, trim med with gray fur. With this she wears & small blue straw hat. Be correctly corseted by ETHEL WYN B. HOFFMANN'S Sixth & Holly streets Desirable houses always In first class condition for rent, lease or sale. Call 105. CONGER FUNERAL PARLOR West Main at Newtown Office County Coroner . WrJrU.l.. .JW Mail Tribune Bargain Days Will Be Announced Wednesday Flight 'o Time iMedfurd and Jackson Cuuul) History rrom tb riles of The MaU Tribune of 4 and 10 fear Ago.) TEN YEARS AGO TODAY August 2S, lKt. (It was Tuesday.) a...,, enmes out strong for sol dier's monus, and want it paid out of war profit. "Only a square aeai lor the boya who did the fighting," aays Kansas solon. "The Idaho Wildcat" to fight her Labor day. Box seat sale for county fair t big succes. Stores of city to close Labor day. Last holiday of the year. First car of local Bartletta sold la New York for S3.25 per box. Labor shortage stlU continue. More tourist willing to work. Fslr directors take out rain Insur ance for opening day. TWENTY YEA US AGO TODAY August 29, 1912. (It waa Thursday.) Report that pure food law being violated here to be probed. nnrlr new rulins bv the Postal department, local people will get Sun-' day mall Monday morning, i-ongress- man Hawley tola to reciiiy ini. Mrs. J. F. Reddy will organize a suffrsge club at TraU. Car of peara sold In Chicsgo for $2.10 per box. - Another copper strike at the Blue Ledge mine. Water Wagon auto of Prohibition party to visit city. Railroad to Cresoent City Is Incor porated for $50,000, Linen Proving Popular Dress For Evenings PARIS. (AP) Linen evening gowns In soft shades of blue, yellow or coral pink are & favorite with both smart ; Americans and Parisians. Prlncesse Sixte de Bourbon-Parma wears one of pink linen designed like a gardening apron. It ties at the waistline In the back and la trimmed In front with two little pockets made of pleated linen strips to simulate baskets. Cortune Griffiths, American motion, picture actress, is another follower of the mode. She has an evening frock of blue linen designed with a wide pocket across the front. . August special. Three loads 16-ln. slabs for 96.76. Med. Fuel Co. Tel. 631. When You Are In KLAMATH FALLS Stop At The WILLARD HOTEL Cheerful Service Modern Surroundings Central Location Al Dining Room We Invite lour Patronage Rates $1JS0 Cp WILLARD HOTEL 2S mm Halm. Klanaatk FaJsa ALBERT AUSTIN, Hanr.