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page srx MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON, THURSDAY, JULY 14, 1932. Medford Mail Tribune 1 -j "CnryoM In Southtrn Qrigos rudt thi Mail Tribuni" Dally Kictpt Baiuroaf PutllttHd bt MEDPOKD FEINTING CO. 5-Jf. N. ytr 8L nam Tl fiOBEEtt w. BUUL, BdltM ft. U KNAFP, MimW AO lutfpcodeot Nmpip EntV u mot) elut mttur it Madron) Ortcuo, and Act of March 8, I8T. SUBSCRIPTION BATES It Ifafl In Adrinra Dalit, mi .....tr.oo Dalls. noDtA Is Bt Curler. 1b Adrioc Hedford. Aitilind, JtckfoorliU, Ccnual Point, fboatui, Taliot Gold BlU MO 00 liifUVIfl, Dill, oontii .T6 Dai It, om rur f.SO All tcrrxi; eut to adtanca. Official paper of Uia City of MedTord, OrricUl (taper of Jaekwin County. UEMBKH Or TUB AH80C1ATKU PUEaS Recrlrlnfl fTuU Lewd Wl Berttea Ttw Aiaoclated Preti i aielmlielj otltlad to thi um for publication of all twi dUpatcMa credit) to II or ouierwM erwuw m una paper tod alM to Um local nrn outillshed herein. All rlsbU for puhJleaUoo of aptclaj dispatch barelo are tuo fawned. MEURKU 09 UNITED PKBB8 UEMBRH Of AUDIT BUUEAO OF CIKCUUT10N8 Adrertlilnc Keprutoutlisi U. C. MOiiBNSKrt A COMPANY OfflcN to tit Yora. tucago, Detroit, 80 IWkIko, Loo Angalea, Seattle, Portland, Ye Smudge Pot Uj Arthur ferry From thU distance the fake theft ot the ichool merger petition loom like the mental work of three men, who liavo been members ot the state legislature, or llgure on" going there next winter. The Republican party and Presi dent Hoover are also to blame for no horse racing at the county fair this fall, and it is claimed they never do anything for anybody but inter national bankers. e After a pair ot feminine pajsma have traveled by auto from a town In northern Ohio to the summit of the Blaklyous, without benefit ot soap or removal, they don't look like any thing, and neither do tfcelr occupant. The .valley corn crop la making prodigious growths, and more glass containers In the gallon sizes will be needed. Miss Katharine woodpecker will en ter the university this fall and will hereafter be called Kay. . It Is now possible, according to re ports, to reach the lake areas, over the Incumbent roads, without the traveler having the delusion for six months that he was caught In a mine cave-In and hit by a falling tree. Said the show girl widow ot Smith Reynolds, heir to $35,000,000, whose death suggests either murder or sui cide: "I loved him, but hated his bated his wealth." Try that one on jour "Oh, yeabl" snorter, IT DON'T TAKE MUCH (lleppner News) The volunteer tire department arrived on the scene in short or der and everything was brought under control. This, however, caused some diversion and peo ple were out In the street taking some Interest in life. It's a wonder the movie news reels, and the newspapers, would not show some gumption and display pictures of Prince Michael ot Rumania. The pudgy youth la more photographical ly shot than Calvin Coolldge, but as yet has not showed up pitching hay, or wearing a cowboy hat. i, K visiting rattlesnake called on Mrs. O. Goodwin a few days ago. (Hilt Notes.) And both were rat tled. The more cheerful leaders of pub lic thought are proclaiming "that the depression will be over three months before anybody knows It." At this rate of dumbness, some never will know that It started. TELLING 'EM WHATI - (Pendleton Cast Orrronlan) Hs Is surely lost to every sense ot shame when he cornea among a people who have known him for years and Jiave sat under the drippings of the sanctuary where he has dispensed the gospel and now under the guise ot religion rolls his blasphemous eyes toward heaven and with a sanctimonious whine calls upon the same people to send him to congress. Only a short time ago this same Hlnes was Imploring our people with tears In bis eyes to forsake their sins and turn to Ood. The next Industrial project on the Rogue, as planned, will knock more resolutions out of the piscatorial enthusiasts than any similar tragedy, and will all but ruin the fishing Industry in these parts. The estranement ot Jim Bates from the Republican parry continues, and the Democratic party Is figuring on holding Bates Day banquets la all the larger cities. ... Oltco Bhlmoda, 8, Is submerged be Death a new straw hat, and be read ily mistaken tor either a young hay tack, or Mexican senor. The love letters of a Frisco club man are being publlehed. They sound like they were written by Clara Bow, the late hoydenlsh "It" girl ot the films. set The governor of Nebraska agrees with your corr, that nothing circu lates money like spending It. It the governor of Nebrsaka Is asked, as he probably will be, "what can we use for money?" he cau Inform his In quirers that they csn use the same thing they use when buying new eutos, gasoline, and bum moonshine. Orystalglow Kodak flats tuprems The reaslefs, Opp, HoU Theater, Has the Worm Turned? OT the law of averages the expert economists should some - day be right. For two years they have been consistently wrong. Perhaps that expert in Kansas who announced last Saturday the depression worm had at last turned, is telling the truth. We hope so. Said the E. E.i "I observed many months ago, the flrat step In the revival of economic conditions would be an Improvement in farm prices. . Until the farmer atarts to make some money, no one will make money. When farm prices Improve, one can be certain the long delayed up-turn of the business cycle has started. In the last few weeks top on hogs has advanced nearly aa. pat steers are higher than at any time since March. Corn prices are advancing, and wheat Is holding Its own. The tide at last has turned. In three or four months after the event, the people will realize it. The shrewd far-seeing business man, will become a bull and a buyer now." . This paper has long since abandoned making predictions in the realm of economics. We do know however the above facts are approximately correct. Hogs and cattle are going up. Will Rogers (who isn't an expert economist) remarked on the improvement of the farmers lot in Texas. Our chief faith in the statement above, howaver, rests in our conviction that a million expert economists can't ALWAYS be wrong. The Kansas prognosticator may be wrong now. But cer tainly this is the pyschological time long past due, for SOME expert eeonomist.SOMEwhere, SOJIEtime, TO BE EIGHT! What Is Will Hays Doing? 7E think Deacon Will Hays should be prosecuted for get ting money under false pretenses. Deacon Will is the moral Judge Landis of the movie industry, and is paid a huge salary around $100,000 a year for keeping the silver screen on a high moral plane. As has been pointed out in this column the movies have improved materially in quality and skill of treatment, during the past two years. But recently, there has been an epidemic of stupidly salacious offerings, climaxed by the late and un- lnmented "Red Headed Girl." Tho saving grace of the Red the lightness and cleverness of treatment, the gold-digging theme was expertly handled, and the characterization was excellent. The movie adaptation preserved the worst features of the book and eliminated the best. How Will Hays could have and let them pass is beyond the Not only was the theme of the former loose, . but the moral lesson was that moral laxity PAYS! e e e e e OUR objection to such films does not rest so much on moral grounds, however, as on artistio and esthetio ones. The plain truth is such films are a bore, and if the movie industry persists in presenting them, they will be killing the goose that lays the golden eggs. ( For the hope of tho industry rests in its creation of a new "art form" and only by achieving this can the industry be placed upon a basis of permanence and growth. There is no art in these films, no permanence, the temporary gain in box office receipts, is more than offset, by the loss in publio con fidence and esteem. x It was the realization of this truth, on the part of the far seeing mon at the head of the industry that lead to the appoint ment of Czar Hays. He was given an important job to do, and generously paid for it. We can only "remark that Will has fallen woefully down. Who Is Getting Skinned? IJOWARD, Kan., has its own system for reducing the spread between producer and consumer, without waiting around for the middlemen in New York to come to reason. Listen to this from the Howard Citizen: "Disgusted with having to pay $24 for a hide that in the raw eosts only a cent a pound, Tat Lewis, harness and shoe man, decided to tnn a portion, at least, of the hides he works up into harnoss and shoes. He paid a eont a pound for un dressed hide, the tanning material cost him 60 conts, and the work of tanning cost him less than two hours of his time, at a cost of not more than $2. This is one of the good ways of beating the depression." Now will somebody explain why, in the name of common sense, a hide which brings the farmer or cattleman less than a dollar, with the addition of a little labor and a pinch of materials costs the shoe maker $25. There is almost no mar ket for hides now, and Kansas hide buyers have lost heavily through drops in price during the past year. Yet the leather workers who buy the hides pay through the nose. Who is being skinned, the farmer, the consumer, or the steer t OF APPLES CORVALU8, July 14. (AP) Al though the markets are extremely low compared with former years, abundant crops covering a wide va riety of fruits and vegetables are moving to market from Pactflo north west growers In volume approach ing 760 to 800 care a week. The 103a apple crop la expected to total only 133.84,000 bushels, or two. thirds of last year's production. Washington expects a crop 7 per rent under last year, while Oregon probably will harvest a larger crop, particularly In the Hood river dis trict. Cold storage supplies In the country are aald to be praotlcally cleaned up and early new crop apples are starting to more. The California Ciravenateln crop started this week with first prices at tlM. e No Suleaincm Hotels Quit BUDAPEST (AP) Hotel keep- era In the smaller cltlea aay that many hotels are closing because govern ment restrictions so hamper Inter nstlonal trade that commercial trav elers In Hungary have decreased from 0,000 to a few hundred. Headed Girl, as a book, was seen this film and many others comprehension of this column. PORTLAND, July 14 (AP) Pre sentatlon to Senator Charles L. Me Nary of a mammoth allver tray by hie Republican colleagues ot the senate, was made In the aenate lobby at the national . capital Wednesday Just after adjournment for the day. A sjrelal dispatch to the Journal said "senator Mi-Nary received handsome testimonial . . . when Sen ator Watson ot Indiana, majority leader. In a speech brimming with praise, presented him with the . tray." The gift was selected by a com mittee, consisting of Metcalt ot Rhode Inland and Keen of New Jersey, who spoke briefly. McNary responded with a few words of thanks and appreciation. Wales' Flag Follows Trade LONDON (AP) The Prince of Wales Is to fly a new flag rsrrylng the Cornish motto "One And All I" over Port Belvldere, his country house, and also above the properties lie owns in Cornwall and from which most ot his Income comes. Today By Arthur Brisbane A Zoo Cobra Fight, A Girl to Be Proud Of. It's Their Business, A 3-Cent Notification, Copyright King Features Synd, Irw in New York's Bronx Zoolo gical Gardens yesterday morn ing, two cobras fought, their fangs pouring poison into many wounds. When they had fought for a while keepers separated them with a stream of cold water. , One cobra is a new comer. The other has been winding around his zoo cage for four teen years, and disliked in trusion. Dr. Ditmars, ruler of the captured snakes, says they must fight it out, there is no other way. He will not separ ate them. To comfort him, the old snake, defeated, was treated to a Texas gopher snake, six feet long. This old cobra, ate, sulkily. A cobra fight Is neither pleasant nor Important, but how like human beings that began a similar "cobra fight" In 1014, wlto poison gas worse than cobra poison. The United States provided the "cold shower" that cooled off that fight, pouring mil lions of men and billions of dollars onto the conflict, most foolishly. It would have been wiser to let them fight It out, and that Is what the United States will do next time. Energetic-, ambitious young woman la Amelia Earhart Putnam. The power that you see In her eyes Is genuine. Yesterday, she landed on the Atlantlo edge, having flown from the Paclflo In 18 hours, 14 minutes and 40 seconds. Except for failure' of her gas pump, which compelled a stop In Ohio, she would have 'hopped" from ocean to ocean, non stop, defeating all records. Aa It is, she sets a new long dis tance record, flying 3010 miles with out a stop, 10 miles farther than she went on her non-stop flight across the Atlantlo recently. This la a young lady to be proud of, and the wonderful fact is that there are a million like her In the United States, with Just as much will powers, and ambition, waiting to be discovered. Britain and France agree. In con- aultatlon with each other,' they will "stabilize Europe." That Is their business, and It Is well that they have come to it at last. Hitherto the plan has been to have the Unit ed States stabilize and finance Eu rope by forfeiting ten billions of dol lars, after foolishly spending other tens of billions In a war that did not Involve the United States. Several members of the British cab inet are on their way to the empire parley at Ottawa. Stanley Baldwin and alx other able Britishers are In a party that will discuss Britain's welfare with representatlvea of all the British dominions. That party should have Included Lord Beaverbrook, the young man from Canada who gave Britain the beat Idea It has had In many years, "free trsde within the empire," Brit ons buying from Britons, as we have free trade with our states, Americana buying from Americans. Oovernor Roosevelt, when nominat ed In Chicago, created a favorable Im pression by flying out 000 miles, with his wife and young son to thank the delcgatea and say: "I accept." He did away with the usual solemn de lay about notification. Speaker Garner goes about it even more simply, saying: "No formal no tification necessary. Just 'drop me a line to make It official; that will do." Notifying him will cost only 8 cents, even with the extra cent tor postage. Andrew Jackson was not more dem ocratic. The Association of Hotel Men de cides to support Oovernor Roosevelt and the Democratic ticket, because the Democratic, platform has a better prohibition plank than the Repub lican platform. Republican politicians will not weep about this. For every hotel owner that votes Democratic, there are at least a hundred speakeasy owners and bootleggers that will vote the other way. if they think the Re publican prohibition plank the weaker. A wise man front India, whose hams was Shrl Meher Babs, came from India not long ago, announced as "the holy man" who had not spoken a word for seven years. He was to open his mouth and speak on Im portant things on arriving. Now he says his silence will con tinue because "coadtllons are not yet Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Signed letters pertaining to personal health and syglene. not to disease diagnosis. or treatment, will be answered by Or. Brady U a stsinpud self-addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters should be brief and written In ink Owing to the large number o.' letters received only a few can be answered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Ad dress Dr. William Brady in care of The MaU Tribune. EYE EXERCISE IS A while ago a 74-year-old lad told ui here bow ho had kept bis eye sight strong by means of regular eye Axerclsea or ratliet massage which he had practiced for many years, with the result that he now has perfect eyesight and needs no glasses for work or read ing. An optometrist who is not n e c e s sarlly an optimist, you must understand tells me the 74-year-old wno neeas no glasses Is not such an exceptional case; he probably has 3D myopia (that, I think, means a certain de gree of nearsightedness) or one eye may be emmetropic and there I can't follow the optometrist any fur ther. But he goes on to. say tnai many persona with 2D or 3D myopia go through life without glasses and declare their eyes are stronger tnan their neighbors'. The optometrist cites an acquaintance who at 70 is slightly myopic In one eye and hy peroplc (far-sighted) In the other, but has never worn glasses, nor has he had any eye massage, Bates or absent treatments for his eyes. This 70-year-old gentleman thinks It Is foolish for folks to wear glasses. Well, the more I learn about It the less I know. Optometrists, opticians, oculists and their clients, customers or pa tients all have their Ideas and while they're telling you It seems quite plausible, but no two of them agree about anything. That's what fraz zles my nerves so. Tho last three oculists I consulted clearly had no definite opinion or advice to offer when X asked whether It was better for me to wear a lens for distant vision or to omit It as long as my distant vision Is good without glasses. The last two optometrists I nave consulted about the same thing were quite firm about It at the take-off, but before they got far with the argument they, too, became vague, and confused. So I wear my glasses when I wish and leave 'em off whenever I feel like It. My own notion I am not an eye expert, however la that, all these eye massage and eye exercise Ideas are the bunk. Not that they do any harm, but I regard such prac tices as a silly wasu. of time. Prom the physiological viewpoint and here I do profess to be an ex right." Wise Mr. Baba. He should be elected to congress. The last two volumes of "Every Mail's Encyclopedia,' Just published, undertakes to "set you right" on Oeorge Washington. The cherry tree story was "Parson Weems' silly in vention." Washington was not a great Sunday school hero. He got angry, liked picnics and barbecues, "danced and had flirtations," at tended the races, raced hla own horses, played cards for money, ran up bills at clubs, for alcoholic drinks; etc. All this, true or false, does not Interest the public. It may be taken for granted that any manab le to beat the British was unlike a wax figure In many ways. The main thing to tllat Washington DID beat the British. Moscow announces that Russia has sowed one million fewer acres of wheat than was planned. However, on, July 1, more than 341,000,000 acres had been sown, and that Is not doing badly. Such a crop means 400,000 square miles of wheat, equal to a strip IS miles wide from the Atlantic to the Pacific ocean, A plague of typhus fever In Chile that has killed 70 affords an op portunity to try the new typhus se rum, made by grinding up fleas that have bitten rata Infected with ty phus, and lnj ect the flea dust into living Guinea pigs. The serum from a mild form of ty phus teaches the human blood cells how to fight the most deadly germs when they appear. Wonderful to sci ence. A Paris dispatch to Cyrus R. K. Curtis' papers shows that France thus far has not fared so badly In dealing with "Uncle Shylock." Uncle Sam left In Prance four hundred million dollars' worth of war stock, turned over to the French government aa part of the Mellon-Berenger debt agreement. The French have sold for caah part of the stuff left In France by Uncle Sam for two hundred and seventy million dollars, seventy millions more than France has repaid to the United Stat, and enough to continue pay ing French Installments for the next two years. He may be a "Shylock" but Uncle Sam Is not an efficient Shylock Chinese Bandits Renew Activity ( MONO KONO. China, July 14 (AP) While the attention of the : Cantonese army has been diverted to comm. unlets in the north have re newed their actlvltlea and today they captured the town ot Bin Feng. .. Graves Jewelry Shop, one block aorUk of postoflica. Phone 490-W. JUST EYE WATER. pert Just looking at things, prefer ably distant things, landscapes or scenery without undue effort to make out detail, Is the most health ful eye exercise one can take. Mind, I am not saying that rolling your eyes goo-goo Is not exercise or not without benefit In some Instances. Perhaps It would be a good thing for some minds to concentrate on even such a task for a moment now and then. If you feel that your eyes need exercise, at any rate there Is no sense In subscribing to a mall-order course In the mysteries of rolling your eyes. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Close Your Mouth. I sleep with my mouth open. Is this unhealthy? How can I stop it? J. E. B. Answer It is not a healthful habit. We should breathe through the mouth only during extraordinary exertion or when swimming. Try to fllep in lateral semi-prone posi tion, not on your back, and with no pillow or only a thin one under your head. If there Is any ob struction of one or both sides of the nose, have it treated by the physician. It Means There's No Such Thing. Kindly Inform me what your state ment that there Is no such thing as nervous exhaustion means. I have been trying for years to build up a shattered nervous system . M. P. Answer It means there's no such thing. Nerves neither produce nor expend energy. They serve merely to carry Impulses, messages. Does It exhaust the wires to carry the impulse when you ring the door bell? My motive was to persuade misguided victims like yourself to cut the futile quest for "building up," and consult a physician who will endeavor to find out what alls you. But for your health's sake leave your "shattered nervous sys tem" out of the Interview. That's sheer hokum, and only a quack takes It seriously. )oy Water. I think you made a bad blunder at a time when there la so much depression, by declaring that alcohol is another depressant. A few good drinks make a man feel like a mil lionaire and he ceases to worry about depression . . . L. B. J. Answer Or a few good shots of coke wRl bring back . his heaven when he is sobering up after the few drinks. Or a few taps on his head with a mallet will make him Indifferent to all worldly cares. (Copyright, John P. DUle Co ) Bridge 'Horseman' Associated froaa fhoto A dispute separated Oswald Jacoby from the "four horsemen," contract bridge stars, and Howard Schenken 1 (above) will take his place. Other members are P. Hal Sims, W I Hard S. Karn and David Burnstlne. Desirable houses alwsys In first class condition, for rent lease or sale. Call 100. r Joseph. Wallowa County Livestock association shipped two decks hogs to market during recent two days. IT-1 fe "I N Waterapar Quick Drying Enamel, per quart $1.40 Sun-Olo, for walla and woodwork, per quart 95 N Sun-Proof Faint Reg. colors, per gal. 552-93 White, per gal 3.15 Wallhide, quarts K. D.Ross Co. 22 S. Grape Phone 640 Flight o Time (Medford and Jackson Coont) History from the Files of The MaU Tribune ot V and 10 Veen Ago.) TEN YEARS AGO TODAT July 14, 1023 (It was Friday) Carl Plchtner and family return from an auto trip to the Oregon Cavea. No trouble was experienced In making the trip In a day. Deadlock in nation-wide rail strike continues. County In a turmoil over Klan backed recall of Sheriff TerrllL Citi zens' committee declares, "time has come to end reign of gossip and mild terrorism." Northwest sheriffs declare war on "moonshine and country dances." Country dances "mother of Juvenile crime," sheriffs declare. Jesse Wtnburn of Ashland gives $500 toward building a mountain road. "The atage driver to Butte Falls reports that he was loaded Tuesday morning." (Eagle Point Eaglets.) China in turmoil as civil war nears. TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAT July 14, 1912 (It was Sunday) The river road to Trail Is hub deep on a wagon wheel. Rot wave hits city and valley. Flsb lrfg improves. Oranta Pass defeats Medford, 4 to S. Walt Antle's long hit missed be ing a homer by Inches. The umpire was called "a brother of Bill Taft" by one of the Irate fans after a de cision at the plate. - Chicken thieves busy at Gold Bill. Manager Tom Fuson will take the team to Yreka this week. Eapee excursion to Coltsln proves popular, and more will be run. Hog prices soar on Portland mar kets. INDEPENDENCE FDR IS TOKYO, July 14. (AP) The Jap anese government, following a series of conferences during the past week, Indicated unmistakably to the League of Nations Manchurlan investigating commission that it was determined to recognize the Independence of Manchuria as soon as U felt the de velopments of the new regime war ranted It. After that. It Indicated to the commission, Japan will decline to negotiate further with China or the League of Nations regarding the status of Manchuria. Nab Italian Rello Cheats COMACCHIO, Italy (AP) Police here arrested two men charged with manufacturing Imitation Etruscan pottery, burying It In fields and then digging It up In the presence of trust ing tourist buyers. Good grades ox mmber at cull prices. Medford Lumber Co. New Low Prices at R0SEB0R0UGH BEAUTY SHOP Permanents 3.95-t5-s6.S0 Finger Wave, wave set - 35c Finger Wave, dried .50c Marcels 50c; Long Bob 750 Lavolon Rinse .g.tc Henna Rinse Faclnls . 75c (1.23 and up Eyebrow and Lash Dye . Manicure . ..75c ,..50c All work guaranteed. For appointment, call 363 30 S. Central For Exceptional KODAK PICTURES Mall your Films to SWEM'S Medford NEW LOW PRICES! T We have the best painters ready to give you an esti mate on your work. o W CAMP HURLBURT, Wash., July 14. (Spl.) Badges signifying proficien cy with the rifle or machine gun aa C. M. T. O. sharpshooters or first-class gunner have been won by two boyi from Jackson county, All or tne stu dents attending tiie 1033 Citizens' Military Training Camp here fired special courses at army rifle range last week, but only a limited num ber qualified for the greater degree of skill represented by the more cov eted badges. Among those winning distinction as C. M. T. O. aharpshooters or first class gunners Jackson county had Patrick Shaw, Medford, and Woodrow Shaver, Oold Hill. f Stork Avoids England LONDON (AP) The stork'i visits to England are becoming leas freauent. There were 7,451 fewer babies In the first quarter ot 1933 than in 1931, the rate of 15.3 a thou sand being the lowest on record. Chile Feeds Unemployed SANTIAGO, chile (AP) Recent government figures showed that 130.000 persons were being fed at stations maintained to care for un employed and that thousands of oth ers were getting other aid. 3 'We Know Chevrolet You Know Us' A Guessing Contest Does a dog carry a scent In his nee because his pants have no pockets Or If a dozen eggs cost 25c, what are Leavenworth? There's no guesswork about our shop methods. When we repair your Chev rolet here, we do it thoroughly, knowing that our business principles are gauged by the quality of our workmanship. We leave no stone un turned to guarantee vour satisfaction at rates that are obviously conserve tlve. j Pierce-Allen Motor Co. South Riverside. Phone 150 Piles Go Quick Itching, bleeding or protruding piles go quickly and don't come back. If you really remove the cause. Bad muw circuit v.uii u uiv www uuw and hemorrhoidal veins causes piles b- making the affected parts weak, flabby, almost dead. Salves and sup posltorlea fall because only an In ternal medicine that stimulates the circulation and drives out the Impure blood can actually correct the cause of piles. Dr. J. S. Leonhardt discov ered a real Internal Pile remedy. After prescribing It for 1,000 patients with success In over 900 cases, he named It KEM-ROID. Jarmln A Woods and druggists everywhere sell HEM-ROIO tablets with guarantee they will end your Pile misery or money back. Cost 85 Cents to Put Rheumatic Cripple Back to Work Again Now Joyously Happy While all til fs1.mll 1v-iVsu4 In astonishment and all his friends were amazed, one man took all the pain, swelling and agony from his tortured Joints In 48 hours and did It with that famous rheumatic prescription known to pharmacists as Allenru you can do the same. This powerful yet safe remedy la wonderful Its action la almost magical. Just get one 85 cent bottle of Allenru from Heath's Drug Store. Jarmln fe Woods Drug Store or any live druggist take It as directed and If In 48 hours your pains haven't all left you get your money back. It works Just as swiftly with Neu ritis. Sclfttlo. LumhAcm ttnA N.. ralgla. WAKE UP YOUR LIVER BILE WITHOUT CALOMEL And You'll Jump Out of Bed in the Morning Rarin to Go , HmM sonr and tank ud the wnrirj knki punk, doo't iwsllow loC tV nit miiMtriJ water, oil, luttiv ciady or eln run tad ipct thorn to nukt you tuddacdy rwwt and buojnal and full of cunaiiirva. 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