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PAGE POUR " ' MEDFORD M3IL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREGON", MOXDAY, AUGUST 3, 1931. Medfqpp Mail Tribune 1 , "EftrroM In Soirthwr, Ortgo I . rust tat lUil TrifeuM" , . - - Dally and Sundiy :. - Published hf I MEPPORU PWiSIlNO CO. !5-t7-t9 N. Kir St. TO TIME TO PLAY WITH MATCHES! BflBKttT W. KUUU Editor E. L. KNAPP, Mftiiaijer Aa lndcpeadcnt Nmpapcr , Entered n wcond elm matter at Uadford, uregon, uooer mi i juaren a, isiv. - j' BUBBCBIPTION BATKfl " Bt Mall Id Adranu: I-si-jr, IUi Hunday, year. T.60 lull, IUi Bundajr, mutith . . . . . T3 lully, without flumlair, muntb OS 11117, wltlwot Sunday, year 6. GO auiiday. ont year 2.00 Up Carrier. In Admit Medford, Aibland, Jaekuntllle. Central I'ulut, Ptosis, Talent, Gold ilill and on l(lfhan. Dally, with Sunday, month I .T5 Dally, without Sunday, monUi.. .69 Dally, vltlwul Sunday, one year T.00 Dally, with Sunday, one year, ...... . .00 Ail lernu, caui in aoranee. OrTlrlal paper of the City of Medford. Official paper of Jackion County. " MKMHKIt OP TUB AHHOCI ATKI) PIIKSS .'eceivlntt Pull Leaded Wire Service The Ainoelatpd Preu li excliulvely entitled tt the uae for puMleatlon of all new (IhipalcheK credited to It or otherwise credited in Uiii paper, and aliio to the local fien uu11Ih1hmI herein. All r lulit i for publication of Jpecial dlspatcoae nerein are aiut retwea, , klKMHKK OK UNITKD Pltl-HS MKMHKR OK AUDIT BIIKBAU OK CJIU.IJLAT.0N8 Admitting present alhet M. (L MtM.KMHUN L COMPANY Offleee in New Turk, Chlraeo, Detroit, laa rrancuco, un Aaceiee, ncaiiie, roriiana. Ye Smudge Pot (By Arthur Perry) In response to many written' nrtU spoken hopes, '"that yoif . plll return to your work. after 4 well earned vacation, with renewed enthusiasm;" we desire to state that we did not earn the vacation, and do not return to our work with renewed enthusi asm. Thoro tsr ,'lowever, considerable enthusiasm In , maintaining pleasant relations with beefsteaks and pun. cakes, aud the delicacies Dl the soar son. ' '.. .,- ... .... , ' The Bill Smith baby Is named John Lewis. (Morrow County News.) How cornel ......... . . The business of chasing the vllllan .down tho dark alleys, with a cheese knife, for the benefit of tfta small taxpayer, Is now at. Its height, with the cheese-knife In the hands of genu busy telling how good they are, preparatory to running for some thing In the 1D3. primaries. The nr yly created state police who, thank goodness, did not appear, as first threatened. In red pants, report considerable difficulty In . locating "aulos with no new license plates." They mlvfrt start a rousing flro on the outskirts of all cltleB of over 6000 population and thus stago a cheap ind spontaneous round-up of the de-. Ilnquents. At least 09 44.-100 per oent of the erring cars' would beat the fire engine to the bliiy.o. or try lo, desperutaly, thiu simplifying Vie. task. Any oonllagrallon always dem onstrates that tho older the yehlqle, the louder tho horn squawks, . AS THE 1ik blaze in Medford last night demonstrated this , js no time to rly vyith inatcbet. .fad. tiler been a (ale blowintf a hiree section of the southwest residential distriet might well have been wiped out. But Me.dford'g luck still, held, always reinforced by,, an exceptionally efficient fire depart ment. ,. . .. .. i . ,s ' ', "Vilh everytliiiiK dry as tinder, with the, point of combustion far below normul, it is, we repeat, no time to play with matches. We refer particularly to the frbtion maJc'h.-Mhe slight splinter of wood, which .when its head is scratched on a strip of sand paper, a pair of "cords,'.' or no doubt the latest in. beach pajamas, will hurst into flame. ; , , ' " '.t , OUT there are other matches, not made of wood, but made of words and thoughts, which also should not be played with ut the present time. For because of this world-wide de pression, with its consequent unrest and distrust, the pointof combustion in the minds of the people, is also far 'below normal It is.no time to play with inntcjics. Look nt staid and sedate Portland, for example. There baye been differences of opinion up there before b'(twen. those, who. produce milk oiid .those who distribute it, but heretofore it has been taken out in talk. Thanks to this, low point of mejitiil and emotional combust ion, however, talk lias not sufficed this time.. There is a real war on, dynamite, explosions, fists flying," trucks hi-jaeked, dairies blown up, thousands of gallons of milk destroyed. ' IT'S ho time to piny with matches! And it IS time, to clamp down on. those who can't resist the temptation. It IS time for all riffjit -thinking citizens to get together, turn the civic hofX on the hot bends, keep a sharp eye on. the congenital fir.c bujrs, uml.do everything that can be doue to ayoid a des.tx.u.cti.ve conJ'JaKratjoi).: ; t. , ;,J,or.ivJiat.in normal times might bp nier,ely . grass pjret may wall turn into a holocaust, with the public V'.m.er in its present tilytc of inflammation. i; It's no time to play, wMJl .mufcbes 1 GOVERNOE MEIER IMPROVING ALL THE TIME HUFII UK.V.KNNt'.SSt (KanU Alu t:ul Heelslw) Ignoring the resolution pre sented by. iourteeu elinta. Ana ministers urging selection of a school superintendent who docs not smoke, tle board of cdura-. tlon last flight elected Dr. Percy , DavlB, present., assistant,, for a i' term of four years.- It was froely . admitted that Davis uwb tulxicco. windshield, fill your radiator and air your tires, but we'll be damned If we'll cash your checks." (Carter, Kair.. Hows.) wherein the gas alio decide .to tuke a .firm stand. . "Miss Orayce White has been around home the last ten days" (HaUey (terns.) There's up telling whut a woman will do. If you have a wolf snooping around tn your' backyard? consider for the nonce very blue wolf that Is hiding under ,lhe woodshes) of Miss Bebe Daniels. A movie queen. The depres sion tyis whacked Bebe's Income dowgn to a mere 13333.33 per week. GOVKHN'OH Moier is improving all the time. His decision lwtr In 'nnll.n .unolifit .ultuuinll :th .lniriiln f uttrt ' ulinkr! flinr he has learned to subordinate his personal opinions to the public weal? whiiU' tbei'Q is a conflict ibetwceji the: two.iii i (',- .j ' i -For a ni(iu of his impetuous aul impatient type, tbis is quite a victory. There is no :doubt that .the Governor WANTKD a sposial session, and believed , that 44- got his tpx reduction engine hitting. on high, such aBesSion was essentiitl. There is also, no doubt that lie strongly favored the Indiana plan of local tax control, when, it was first presented to hint. r . But the more ho learned about both tyie less he cared tot them. . Instead, of all.Qwing any pride of ;ppuuoii to interfere, ho promptly discarded what was origiuidly. his pet scheme, and without any. compunction threw tho mismatcd pair overboard. GOOD work Julius 1 Tho most necessary trait in high public offieo at this time, is fairuiiudedness, a disposition to live and let live, a readiness to leru. "Wis predict that if Govornor Moier, with his natural force ind tremendous energy, eontinuues regardless of future tempta tions, 1 to exhibit similar, restraint, and reasonableness, his administration jvill prove to ho a very constructive and success fn.1 one. , , - ," We nil want WHAT IS MOST FOR THE STATK OF ORK (iON. Our differences. are in niethods, UQt in uims. AVith leadership tiut is aggressive and dynamic, but at the same time, toh' rut it imd always, open-minded, wo see no r.e.nson why Hie ship of state eauuot bo steered .through tUe present tempestuous seas, safely into tjiq jifpmisetl port, not the port of ,pnr dre,aniN iierhajis, but tlio, pyrt of eonstvuetive progress mul better things, ' ' ' , ' ' ' ' ' . WE SELDOM APPRECIATE OUR BLESSINGS tuk ni:n v TMINKCHS (Heppner'NeWH) Llpn Karl Gordon answered several questions from the ques tion' box. Members of the club sreinrd to get more solid satis faction out of why a pig grunts than some of the answers to more .technical questions. The - heat Is tyrannical, but no doubt 4,'Aere are a few clttrena with sufficient optimum to allege they enjoy It . .... "1 am a young woman, age 35, and considered gocdlooklug. am In love with a. .man of my own age. Is It proier to show nty oflecllon" (Agony col. Portland News-Telegram) Yes, i If you can find a place wlwre everybody will bo sure to see you. "The . country Is now paying the fiddler," opines Henry Ford. Ihe tln llmele king. The country Is doing nothing of the kind. The violinist Is being reimbursed. We may be wrong, but it always has been our unricratuudlng that an anarchist la one who favors a bond Issue. (Chanute. Kan., Tribune.) Too tame. If one favors a bond Issue, they ar. a Nihilist, wlCi a leaning towards atheism, and does not re gard the present state administration as a special gift of Providence. URANTIC l'Hi: ,U TIOSS (Uuhlouirrla, a., N'iirkH) The next morning, when Carl Van dlvlere aud O. Clllleland went to dress their pants and pocket change were missing. So was Hslmy Taylor's car. and the ones who wore chain Kang suits were not to be found. They had likely watched through the win clow and saw w.'iero the two men put their clothes upon retiring. Having lost a couple of pair or pant, a short time ago we know how to sympathise with the parties residing In our neighbor town. And ve are really glad tlx 'vlcts didn't come higher up the road and make such a raid In DahlonejMt. Although It Is rather warm e are going to sleep In our breeches ."icrofter, NEWPORT leases being prepared for Port or Newport for purpose of leasing flat above here and around quln taty to persons e slrliiR to enter Into Japanese oyster business. IfERK is an odd thing. Wliilo residents of Medford nra going to tlio shores of the Pacific to gH cool, residents ailing the coast are coining to Medford to get warm. The present writer has just returned from a week-end in Crescent City, where it was so cold, ear muffs would have come in handy. It was also damp and foggy, no sunshine for 4$ hours, A certain .Crescent. City resident was encountered who was all set for n motor trip to Medford, stopping at the Oreg,ou caves, returning via Redding and Eureka, ' " , . "It will he hot," ho was told. .,' "Don't you suppose I know it," was tho reply. "That's what I want. Sure, REAL HEAT, the MOKE SUNSHINE TUE HETTER. I Wliut to have some SUMMER, I am dead sick of WINTElt, the. year coitud." , . OO tjiere you are mates. man's food is another Everything is relative, what is one r mans poison, 1 lie endless sen roll for tho perfect climate,' leads ".ouster inland, and inlanders to the coast at one ami the same time. Which should be some consolation for those, who by the force of circumstances, must stay at home. Brisbane's Today (Continued from Pag Ont) n southern woman, adds to the importance of her protest. , t -- Germany thanks President Hoover for his sweat suggestion, low price and long credit, but will need little wheat. The home crop Is adequate. That is the story In nearly every country. But Germany win be glad tp buy cotton from us, and copper, too, on long ; credit, or Ute."U may. b (ur years, and It may be forever " sort. That will be good news for copper men, anxious to see Ute surplus metal exHirted, on any terms. The Isle Nathan Straus told of one broom peddler asking another: "You undersell me. although I steal the handle, string, broom, everything. How Is It paulble to undersell me?" The other replied: "I steal my broom resdynude, and aave labor. You're not a business man." if Germany can get cotton, copper and 01 her raw materials, on a psy-as-you-pleaa plan, she ought to do Sbaie business. mn possibly Interfere with Russia' allege dumping. The Wlckersham commltlco an) that political control, meaning gang ster control of police in big cities Is 'deplorable." . Gangster and graft er control of magistrates and Judges la also deplorable, but what can you do about It? The committee should have added that publto officials order their pol ice to protect gangster criminals, be cause prohibition and bootlegging make It possible for criminals to gather In millions a year and divide with in politician that proyect them. . , On Saturday Mussolini launched the first of two fifty thotuand ton trims-Atlantic passenger ahtps. The ItnllSB .liners are crowded, while Others sufrer, and Italy plans to push competition. The queen of Italy baptlred the new ship, the "Hex." Cardinal Mm orettl, archbishop of Genoa, scene of the launching, blessed the ship. Aud someone exploded a dsngerously powerful bomb shortly before the Isunchlng. .i Genoa has hsd several such bamb. Ings recently, and within a few days a shipment of fountain pens, esch lostled with a high explosive, wss sent to Genoa' Fascist hesdqusrtera. if Mussolini can get the bombers their last chapter will be brief, fcul such criminals are hardest to detect. uallke many othrrs. are usually men able to keep their own secret. '. 'amOPBISt Bruct ont all tfss i falhtt, Koif Donovan, comb Mother Mountain lor tho amout loat'poltl vein a Pierre bravea Nevada dea ' ert perils In a hunt tor Bruce, Though hie love tor Bruce'e wife, : Ann, I honorable, Bruce'e deter ' tlon hae been explained m a let tr iharoina a love affair between her and Pierre. Not knowlMO that-'-Bruce'e companion ie sis oten a, . Iher.- Pterra hurrlee on, hoping -to . bring Bruce- back before the law. ' does. For Bruce, like Ann'e la ther, ie a suspect in an Ohio easn--. iere murder, and Pierre knotee that hie arrest would dlealoae the '. ehomeul pretext-- for hie flight, thereby dttgrodng Ann. Mean-. - while Donovan and Bruce, eo far Mneucceteul in their gold hunt, - discover flial their water eupyly . it alinott gone. : ; ' ' Chapter 30 . ..'." THE HIDDEN WITNESS . nOY DONOVAN shook the can- teen be bad torn from Bruce's lips, anxiously estimating Its con tents.. Ttien be looked up at bis companion. i "Tbere's barely enough water left 'now to get one man to Dripping i Spring," Donovan said slowly, "and It's got tc do for us two. Do you ! understand? From now on I'll take cbarge of this. You'll get a drink 'when 1 give It to you, and 1 prom jlse you that It will be damned little jat a time and as long as you can keep on yonr feet between times." Deliberately,' as It be sought by bis planner to steady the younger man, Donovan lowered bts pack to. tbe ground, put tie canteen care- fully down, and moving leisurely to' a seat near Bruce, began to roll a cigarette, . j Pierre held bts place he conldf not move. . ,. j Bruce, with a little more assur-j ance, asked, "Didn't you say there; was a way we could go from here to Gold Center?" Donovan answered calmly, "We haven't enough water to last one of : us balf way to Gold Center." 1 "Well, we're going to Gold Center! Just tbe same," returned Bruce with' sullen, unreasoning stubbornness. X Donovan, watching bis compan ion, asked calmly: "And what are we going to do when we get to Gold Center?" , "We're going to get another out fit with a supply of provisions and' go prospecting again. There must be some place la this desert where a man can live.'' "So fftol's It!" said Donovan. "I thought when you told me to call you Fred Burnes that there was something wrong." "What are you going under tbe name ot Colorado pill for?" flashed Bruce angrily. '. -T ' "Come on," called Donovan. "Get a move on." t A 1 "pit, Is that so?" retorted Bruce sullenly. V"' Donovan put the canteen careful ly down close to his hand as he made up tho packs of food which they must carry. After watching bis companion for a minute, Bruce again seated himself on tbe rock and bowed his head in bis bands. ( "Come on," called Donovan pres. onlly. "(Jet a move on, jtlll you? Here's your share ot the grub. We'v.e gat to get out ot here.!' He BW.ung the small bundle ot provi sions' over hi suoulder and picked up the canteen. Bruce did not move. Pierre was making his way up a long sandy wash toward the liolloy between Mother Mountain's breasts wben suddenly he heard, or fancied that he beard, a human volee.-.lle,' stopped and- listened. His heart beat so loudly that lie could hear nothing else. He restrained on Im pulse to shout and went on. The sound ot voices came again louder. He was sure now. He was about to rush forward but checked himself. The voices wore angry. It might not be Bruce and the man called Colorado Bill. H would be bet ter to make sure before revealing his presence. His feet on (he sandy floor of the wash made no sound as he moved cautiously toward the point from which the voices ennte. As he drew nearer he heard more and more dis tinctly. Then ho w" Quite near only low dyke or wall of rock scarcely higher than his bead bid the speakers. He could hear clearly now, every word.' One voice he knew It was Bruce. The other voice was strange. He was about to make his presence known when the strangar spoke again nnd something made him hesitate. Donovan was looking at his com panion curiously. "Well," he said at last, "you're not thinking ot staying bore, are you?" "I'm not going back to Red Butte." ' The ag'iny ot fear that was re vealed In the man's haggard and twitching features told Donovan more than the words, that bis com panion was facing a desperate Issue. Behind the dyke of rock. Pierre heard In Bruce's voice all that Dono-1 van saw in the bank clerk's face. I THK t'llll.K'S DKSt;i:itK My Allc Jmlwn IVUs, A mlplntur. gaily-colored dresser tor the. child of two or over may be regarded as something more than a lojr it Is a means ol tenrhing order liness and a pride In personr.l appear ance. In It he may be taught to keep sucn articles of clothing as are In dally use. If the drawer are soaped so as to slide in and out asiiy. tbe child enjoys taking his r lot lies out and putting them away. The mirror In which he ran see Mmaelf without effort Is a help In teac'ilng him to comb his own hair sud. check up ou how thoroughly tic ha washed his own face. Keep your shirt on? son," re turned Donovan coolly. "I read about that Orchard Hill bank affair in the paper the morning we loft Red Butte. You thought wben you used the paper to start our campfire with tjlmt nlgbt that I hadn't seen It but had. And it wasn't bard to guess Why you wanted to be called Burnes. That's why I told Jlmmle Uarrlgan at Dripping Spring that we were going to my claim In the Painted Mountains. - "I turned our burros loose for a blind, figuring that we'd get away from here while there was still enough water, and that we'd man age, to pull. .through to Gold Center someuow-"-maklng tt look like we'd wandered oft In the desert some whore and died. The longer we stayed here leaving a show like we jvero simply prospecting, providing we didn't stay too long, the better It would look. I miscalculated, that's allcut tt a little too One. With no more water than we have pow we can't go anywhere but back to Dripping Spring, which means Red Uutto because we can't carry enough grub to last us more than three or four daysi" . - ' -: "But why didn't you tell me that you knew?" cried Bruce. "I knew you would talk wben yon got In tbe proper frame of mind," returned Donovan. "There wasn't any noed for me to rush you. How did you make your getaway from Orchard Hill anyhow? Maybe they haven't succeeded In locating you in Red Butte yet we might man age to get back there and get away again." "I never killed Campbell." said Bruce, "that is 1 mean. I never meant to." "No? But you got the money all right, didn't you?" "I didn't get It from the bank." ' "You didn't?" "No I got It from Campbell, the cashier." "Look here, Bruce, without wast ing too much time, suppose you tell mo Just what happened from the start?" fCerrtvel. Kit. tt D. AnUtn et Co,) Honor smona thieves! Not when thst bank door openid on a fatal quarrel, disclosed Monday. -i Th child who has a dresser of his own, with brush and comb and nail file lying on top of It. Is helped to learn to take the responsibility for his personal neatness and cleanUuoss fur more quickly t.'inn one for whom the operations of washing and comb jng brtug only vague, unseen results. if a small dresser seems an ex travagance. It Is possible to make an entirely satisfactory one out of a grocery box. fitted with shelve over which a small mirror may be hung. This homc-mede dressing table can be made attractive with gay paint aud bright ehliua eurtalns. Even one narrow little shelf, pro vided a mirror is hung above it at the correct height, wilt adequately seTve. i ' lr the cYilul. learning to keep even the few things on his dresser, in order Is a good beginning of train ing In neatness. The little girl will probably take more Interest In her dresser. If it has been nude to look pre: iv. and If she has one or two amusing knlckkn.tck like mother's to keep on It. Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Slmrf ltm pertslnln, t f7S ,',loS h eS UUm .hould b. trier H be innmed br Dr. Brsdj r If "VTJ" Veiled onlr s te can be sn.werrf.bere. No 1 ntt lo lot. OwlM to '! J KSrtK AadreL Dr. WUllsm Brsd, Is esrs of reply esn be msae w sw,w ; ... TOS Ul! ITIDUue. . PLIGHT (Medford and JatfsT Hlatoev p :?- ! The 'MaU Trlhl i' 0 Tear, AgoT) WHY JMLE REMEDIES AKE ISVALLY WORTHLESS Pr everv testimonial published, to . of "pile." without i having rnade -an the effect that a given ZT s la simply re are uruur -i . -,hrt, nm PEWITS ?eBknowA,3sTor of; KfJSi. trT,n the thing of which he actualy has lltt.e remedy, with little or . , Mn8lder the nn henerit. I " . i: sinv general causes and tne preve..v.u and prudish about of Pile.. and ANSWERS llnl.llner RrpniJl hsrhlnn trtnrn deeDlV for tiltee of p r o g r e a tne rrtr of organic . .heart disease? N.jjr.t a tc i hv nn means lm possible. A normal Individual can hold his breath 40 seconds without preparation, and from two to three or more minutes with preliminary deeper breathing tto saturate ' the blood ror tne momejii. " cess of oxygen. If the heart is noiean harannnot hold his bveaU fl i . anmt namnnit. Willi crave organic neart uaeww - bieatn w or mure mwhuh anmnansetinnv the breath Ul lW wui(".'- "' holding test la merely a practical measurement of the efficiency of tho heart. ' -' ' Tonsils and a Bad Risk Tom doctors said my tonsils ought to come out. but I was not In good enough condition for the operation, as my blood was toothln. My slstor sent me your article . about electro surgical extirpation. I wrote you ana you recommended Dr. I went to him early In March, had my first treatment without looal. anesthesia, and found It no -worse than having a tooth filled. Had very little sore throat after It. I have had six treat ments la all, and at no time was my throat very sore. Have not miss ed a meal. Began feeling better after the second treatment. In or,n or at most two more treatments my throat will be absolutely clear. 1 can recommend thl3 as an ideal way to get rid of bad tonsils. (Mrs. A. Answer Indeed It is. especially in coses where there la some contraln dlcutlou lor the old Spanish method. The complacent physicians who con demned the method out of hand when I recommended It last summer are now feverishly trying to perlect themselves In the technic in order rllnimnala nnd treat ment of hemorrhlds ...in u- fnl-ltt . eat.ln- factory to the aufferera In anotner 10 or '20 years li.. ... AVnAn- d nlla rem. lUU'limi.J V edy to. do; much: good If the patient has not pilesrat all. By tabulating a large number of cases I found several years ago that the diagnosis Ol Mie. patieiifc ultti, wr hvjuu (n nl1nA n.han V... mnuill. th ntlV- slclau for relief. Is correct In lour cases and wrong In alx cases out ol every 10. This alone makes It pretty tough tot the pile cure business. Then again, piles or neraorruuiu. are a chronic condition,- not an n- tcn.nr.papv VtnO RTIri An It av U u. j v.,, la not correct to say piles are "cur- ea li me puin, uietxiiug v .. matlon which causes the Immediate trouble subsides for a time. A nil, nr - hemorrhoid la a vari cose or dilated vein. An "attack' of ipiloa usually means acute Iniiam- n.tnn nt rha nlla lu.hnna EllhldtnC after a few hours, perhaps perstst- - .ai.apnl rlaira r. .1.1 t.rm I H flM WO lll.c101.ung Ol ine uiuuu 111 flamed vein. Tills clotting caUs for- Incision and drainage as a measure of quick relief; otherwise for many days- besides the peril ol grave consequences irum cepm. in fection. . . 1 In the six cases of so called "piles" In which the victims are wrong about what alls them, various other troubles, some minor, a few very m-aua nra fnimrl Wlldl n niOOCr 'examination is mode. . Whatever tne notions 01 uie iguu- - I n-ln.ln n-m. ha aHOIIt. rUlll. UIIU Wit lilll.UCU iliuj m such situations, sensible folk should leave their disgusting pruunry home and speak quite plainly and In their own language when they worth a hoot in any way the pa- rassment about the matter of lang- ln their own language when they to hold tneir practice, out consult tbe physician. If a. doctor is every doctor who chooses to buy a ,np.h a hrtnt ,n nnw wrv the Da- diathermv outfit can use It skiu- fully for surgical work. There ts but one drawback about the dla rassment about the matter 01 iang- nui one uage or Ideas to be used In con- thermy or electro-surgical or electro- veylng to the doctor the present coagulation method of extirpating mmni.int Hlnra nmmnn conviction tonslU only exceptionally skilled complaint. Since Common conviction tonsils oniy ejceiiuoimuj o.i.. forbids the use of medical terms or and painstaking physicians can em any very poUte terms relating to ploy It . successfully for - children such things, why should any in- under 10 years of age. The more 1 telllgent person feel embarrassed by see or the results ot aiatnermy iu his own awkwardness when he has a qualified hands and of the results ot nlalnp rn paalra tn hla riortnrV - 1 Old -f OfthtOllod SUriZerV .' lh QUaUIled In nine cases out of 10 the pa- hands, the harder It' Is to under tlent's diagnosis of "Itching piles" Is ttand how any adult of normal Wrong. Intelligence can today elect to sub- A doctor's guess is little Better nut to tne comparatively greuiei than a layman's about such troubles, danger and torture ano niconveu The dootor who undertakes to pres-I lence and expense of the crude ton- a-IKa tpaarmaif. fn. an nllPITOrie CftSO BlllectOmV llV eillllOtlhe and Share. Sundown TMR LONO l.Y v Itv Mary' JnUum Ii4uuter. " The Little Blalc Clock had planned a most unusual adventure for this evening, and he had used the magic in nis worjtfl- to turn . the t i m c forward. He had hardly been a-ble to wait for the time to come for this ad venture, but he had w a 1 1 e d, of course. His hands pointed to ? o'clock, as they did all the time. Whon the other clocks in the house struck the different hours. It never bother- - . - ed the Clock, He had never been a clock to strtir. the) he i ire in Uie first place, and in me soro.ia piflce. the other clorkji did not have the magic that had been given to him. '- He didn't mind' that he couldn't keep the correct - time. . In fact he never regretted the choice he ' had made of being- able to turn the time around so he could lead .John and Peggy over the world. Now he was waiting for them down by the magic path. "Hello, John I" "HeUo, Little Bla.ck Clock," said John. "Hello, Peggy," the Clock added. . "Hello," said Peggy. They usually didn't bother about beginnings such as tills, but start ed right off on a trip.- The children wondered why the Little Black Clock didn't say anything for a few minutes. But ho was busy making use of a great, great deal of his magic. "Oh. we can have such a long day If, we wish.'' ' r , - , ; ' i "Let'a take this turn along the magic path! Ahl Here we are, and I've turned the time forward fifty billion years." 'What a thing to be able to dol" shouted John, Tuintirrow "Fifty Billion years." ' Congratulations llakkuu WASHINGTON, Aug. 3.AP) President Hoover today congratulated King Hakkon of Norway on his 69tji birthday. "The American .people Join with me," the president said, "in extend ing cordial felicitations on this your majesty's birthday." : : P' il riHa,a "".."MMMSt.l guests. Oregon metrrif-') the hooded ana s2S Sj has laree mwJ111 3 suburbs. -""" in a,. ' Watchful waiting"" . lice blow-up. In whS??, censure for dischare. Jl; Hemstreet. ah conwroM development. Ores, VJsltor'at CmeTLak. arrested for rolling tumj endangering people , Ccjuncil agrees tnaTTlM, mountain water Is msiS , Chamber orcolSaTrce state auto camps u urn prices lor customers, and ,,. patrons exceed the spsoT Enrico Caruso. weriTfu,. dies -In New York hospS operation. r" TWENTY YEAUg AQ0 W ; . Allsust 3. 19!i - (It Was Thursdii, Dec. roads boosters hnL, sonvllle and wake, tl . , , cunty (. special bond election to vobI heat hluliunu r1! '.".y f 1 " .mum In - congress. Oscar "ijM(n Alabama colls William i Bryan "a llor," widen ciiim tectlonlst." - Oregon minister aeciu. Pranclsco Is the wickedat at; other earthquake, more 'oil than the, lot . "1 Picture' of Battling Neisn.1 lightweight champion, oij fiSh 'ill ROPlie rivar L. J publicity in the mld-'wea 1 Oris Crawford aud tamlljj spend vacation at Colesiin. 1 Mavor Canon Inemw. ..I nrrest all autolsts who Insist c lng on tho wrong -side ot Miial Dan Raymond Mi Hit Fox QrtAt Rlith Chatterto'n AscAit versatility in a"' difficult t: trancing role in her latest s picture, "Tlie Magniflceat Lf showing at the Pox Crawri: Tuesday night. In a stofrti: ior a cnaracter 01 verce uc which 'Changes rapidly to I tragic drama. Miss ChatitJ superb; " I Completing the prognm I Fox- Crater tan this evenlnt 1 Raymond, silver voiced tenor. I now thrilling the 'Medford I goers.. Mr. . Raymond la (am one of tlie greatest finds season, and comes to HecUcrll from - his sens&ttonal kto I engagement at the Portiu.1 mount theatre. 1 I Ills Sunday appeannco i Fox Craterian were grmrt 1 thuslastlc audiences, DodBJ will appear three Umesdiairl Fax. craterian lor tne raoM the week. I ON CE'fR- Funeral. 'Parlori pi West IJIain at Newtowji. Of ficer County Coroner NEW! 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