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PAGE TWELVE MEDFOItD MXTL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OBEfiOX. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 19, 1931. ' c.'.T 0 i- Ml.., J a! ; t- - . I nlln if:- : Jin. 1 dim IK'S .,. 1 9-U V Medford Mail Tribune Daily in! gundij . f -' - rublihd by ' MEDFOHP PttlXTINQ CO. - ItOKRHT W. Rl'IIU Editor 8. HI MITKK BM11H, ftluwif An lmi.tn(ltnt Nesriiir RfiUred u errand dii aitttr it Hertford, Oregon, undw Act of Much 8, lflfg. HIUtftf ltllTlUN H.VTKtl By Mill IrtoArtiwiw: . Dally, witli Humlay, yrar. , . . . . M . . . 7,50 Pally, lth Buiulay, month... ' . ' .T5 s iJally, wlllxiut Kunilny, year 0.&0 . . IUUy, without Sunday, nu.mli Sunday, one year .' 2.00 By Carrltr, in A-liwn Mwlairil, Aslilamt, Jirkomillp. Oiitral Point, l'lioeiai, iakiit, liold Hill jm! on HiKlitiaA. likily, iil. Numtay, nonth. j .75 bHy. without SuiHlay, mmll 11 luliy, illwut KiuKlay, oim ar T.imi Pall, villi Hiruilv or) jetf... 8.0U Ail terms, etth lu ailtaoce. llfflrUl papT of the City of Mrclfurd. Official papff of Jarkson County, MKMUKI. (IK TUB AHHM'lATi.I- I'llKHB , UVccifiit J'ull I-fiirtl Wire Smice The Ar-K-iald lifss i en'hMtMy ttiilllH to tlx? for fHihiifitdtfj of all itcwi dijulHw eretlitrtl U it of oibcrwise nrtlifrd in lliit iwpci, kltd aho to tlit lful Wit I imbliilinl hmiit. All rlgMt for piiMlrat Um of sicitl dispttrhes hfffin are tlso rmrvtd. MEMilKk OK AUDIT HliltKAU . CIRCULATION.) Advertising IIV prewntntlvM ' M, tl. 'MUllKNBKN If COMI-ANY (Itflccj in,.,rv YurK. XUkw, I'tttM, Ban Francisro, IM Anifrlrf. HralUr, I'nrllanri. Ye Smudge Pot ( Arthur Ptrry) The committee on arrangement for lilt ljstMiilc uvor'.lohn .1." J Jo pression , noxt , mouthy nuiNt it forgot to,, have ;ih special linniirtMl ut J'ortland Kulnirb linproviMiiont flllliS,. Who W'0. HO tlMtl('HHP(l hint stniiinor "tu! full nt the thoiihl of iWcr . lU'Vl'lopllICItt 111 HOUllllM'II for in'W jn-oJftH, mid nobody diet) during, tlio wild cr liinn mid iiutnishiufnl, tt fs'moro ap;irfiiL tliun t-vor that inon must Ik jimuiii:itrd fnr thf leuiHlulurt who will not attend If elected. A 1) refill at lant I Thn upstate press opines, "that the finhing In iliiftry1 will not conflict with the mining iiKlustry," in theso parts The season of the year has ar rived apnin when a nilrtrod 1h hard proH.4ed to get nhot for it ny t h i hk except a i-ahhit. XATI ItAI.I.V. OI,l Tr! SF. CiilMlllllctlll) "I wilh out of work and my wife nick 1md wanting away, ile.spito tht. fiint that kmc. was AtipportittK tho family. . I be came UcHpei'atc," Hitchlc Hitid. Tlio onKlno ran out or oil, unci tho Joyi-ldm'H wcro Htruniloil, bc catiHc nobody thought to wrinfi' out tiio hair of ttiy lud who Iimh not worn a hat Hineo ho Hot out of (uuior hiKli. ft: Vrt'lontirio, the' mrivlc Mar. U'ho departed henco Homo ycnl'H tgo, him been located In tho other world ly tt nplrltuallHt, and In one Heanco tinted . stronijly that ho w'tuld mill lie witli uh hut nn "unfriendly peraon' put poison In his caviar. ' Valentino known w ho did this dastardly nick, but will not tell. On earth, Valentino would dlvulKe tho naino of tho wrotch who Hlipped a knockout, drop to him, to tho aheriff, but ho Ih now on "a hiKher plane.' Tho medium made n connection nKulu ntitht be fore InHt, with N'alentlno, and he rovealeil how happy ho was and expressed a dcslro to hoo tlrela flarbo, Charles titatilln, and Gloria Swanson "Rreat ortistH like my aelf." Kpcaklnf; in a practical manner, Clrcta and Chaiiip don't need tho publicity, but (lloiia sure does. Tho womenfolks have started houseeleanliiK so they will have to do It all over attain when Jackson i''rost is routed. A radio, 3 tom-cats, and n motorcycle were all koIhk at 12:01 tun. on Houlh OratiKO. Tho famine In Arkansas has heen summed up by a stray from there, ns follows: "Thcy-ull 'won't raise nothing but cotton, and they kain't sell it. or eat it." (lywmmye ltobln, bettor known in these porta as Nanry ltobln. has returned from the Southland. flreat Indignation is expressed at tho charge that "profiteering In wages" exists. Whoever hoard of such u-thing, when the tnajnrlty caro no more for a dollar than their light eyel Humanity would not profiteer from war, so why should they profiteer from pov erty. Several nnnoylllg colds nre mound and hnvo settled in the end of the nose, and, being com plicated with keeping same too close to the economic grindstone, loo quite rot. The wenther sure has descended to a low estate, when Sheriff Jen nings will lose his temper and cuss II, on ho did yesterday. Tho tootikhoboiM of Canada nre running around naked In the snow, as a protest against taxes. They never take pictures of these hectic proceedings, but If they did, the ; evidence would show the Doukho hors were dressed on a par with a Ki-yoar-oW till with her first lipstick. To Altcm! Confnlt TULSA. Local Interests have heen advised that I-'. Trubeo Da vidson, assistant secretary of wnr for neronnutlos, will nltend one meeting of the annual airport con ference of the Aeronautical cham ber of coinmerco hero .March 25 27. Klamath Fulls t'lly council calli for bids for lea street maiidnS signs or local al recti), yfMitu Editorial Correspondence ,U)S AN(iKl.HS, Feb. 17. Saw a holdup in tlie IMk nn' Whistle yt'Ktcnlay -but ditl not know it. Was having lunch and noticed n youiijj man with his ovei-eoat over nu arm, talk to the cashier three tables awny, then saunter out. Im mediately the lady ensbier set up a howl and there was great confusion, waiters lnnuiii"; about, and people rushing to the door. In about three min utes two policemen appeared and consulted wilh the eashicr about whom quite n mob hail gathered. She had handed him $.1111) in bills and, according to the evening and morning (wi pers the holdup man made good his escape. He had followed the plan of the Farmers and Fruitgrowers robber and band ed in a slip of paper request ing large bills tpii'k. Jle gol them. . There are about five holdups a day hen1 and one or two mur ders a week. Tlit! police have j changed thcH- uniforms sine.e j our last visit wear black trou sers, black shirts, large six shooters in Marl; leather hol sters strapped lo their belts:. They resemble auto mechanics somewhat, efficient; in appear ance but. not smart, or military I luler Hie circumstances Hie black shirls seem appropriale. I.OH AiikcIcm is Ki'ontly honored wilh Arthur llrisbaue and the Mail Trihuuc correspondent in Iowa til t lie same time. Arthur gives the l-os Angeles KxproKs a big boiftt. it having just heen taken over by Mr. Work of New York and Pitts lung, a large chain newspaper op erator. Ho sayH Mr. ' Rlock Is a whizz-bang newspaper man. has nn annual incomo of a million u year, but euros no more for money than a whnle tines for iro cream. As n whalo has no teelli and large ton tils,' ' wo wonder' how Arthur KNOWS a'W'hale has no use for ice cream. f-f AccordlnR to tho Times, Mr. niock is an "undercover man" for Wi R. Heart, and members of the iloai-Ht l'orco urc now la chargo of tho new evening paper. A con solidation of tho two evening pa pers (tho it inn Id is a Hearst pa per) Ih preiiicled. In view of the llrlshano blurb, wo opino tho Times, us usual, is tight, Thoro Is also another literary light in town, flllbert Chesterton, the well k n o w- n English nuthor, oHsnylst and wit. Went over to Pasadena last night to hear hint lecture on "The Ignorance of tho ICducated," which sounded promising, hut didn't prove to be anything In write homo about. Tho lecture wns given In'n high school tuullloiium. a huge and beau tiful oilclosiire, which was packed to tho celling with Pasadena intnl llgcnzia, thu men in evening clothes looking like hank and rail road presidents, tho ladies Jeweled and befurred, the Jain of liveried chaitflcura at tho entrance milk ing It dllTlcult lo squeeze la Hie main door. .Mr. Cheslerton looks very much llko tho lalo President Tal't, and talks lllio tho Into Professor Bar rett Wendell. That is to say, phy Hlenlly ho is n perfect whale, but has it small rather uniivcrlng voice, and an exceedingly nervoiiH and hailing delivery. When he makes a Joko (and bo niado some pretty good ones) I here is a sort of Hill), tort-uncuti ripple and he opens his mouth, wiilcii makes one expert a chuckle, but tho chuckle never comes or al least land we sat in tlio seventh row) it Is never nil (Utile. THo speaker's main rout cut Ion was thoro is tt groat deal of incx- disable Ignorance among the so called educated class which of course la trite but at the conclu sion of his remarks we Tell in clined to Inquire "What of it?" Mr. ChoHterlon. in our opinion. sustained his reputation for flu ency and cleverness, hut really got nowhere, drovo nothing homo. Perhaps that was not his aim to diivo anything homo. At any rate, his set Npocrh was lo its a disappointment while his cxl'onipo- raucous remarks were rattier good. The speaker who Introduced him MUTT AND JEFF If r f nHa.T's 1 I I nobody kwoas: He won't , I Art: THtRe s Trvc mm ujho I Mutt SfW V jt. , THCR6S . HC . I TACK. TTerRe TRYING U0 r I VflVA AAAKG. MuTT TALK'. A 1 WON'T LJL Cour ujhat He 7 T7VLKA -BcPV TtV:- J I l 1 9 . 4r.xA I TALk.y r uk?7 . 77" r J fh u " ' . . . i . ... "r . . - " for example u fine looking Ken tleman with snow whlto hair and a decidedly bank president man ner realizing tho speaker of the evening was a wit, tried a little lightness liimhelf und explained that when lie wished to sleep he came to Pasadena, that In his wak ing hours ho was an outsider. Wo took Hiis lo mean ho was a resi dent of Los Angeles and we Imag ine ho wus, or at least not a resi dent of Pasadena for Die ladles on our right and left who were unmistakably I'asudonans asked us who he was. We didn't know and, as the morning papers did not take the trouble to identify him, we don't know now. However, when Mr. Chesterton arose to speak ho said he was glad to know- that the worthy chairman came to Pasadena, to sleep ami ! congratulated him upon being there i at the present lime, uh his I speeches wero mont conducive to a j Hound and dreamless slumber; in fact, he would not be surprised if the speaker himself would gradu ally Ioho consciousness before the evening was over, and thero would be a perfect physical and spiritual harmony existing until the janitors and charwomen might find It nec essary to awaken them. . ft Tho idea wan expressed more gracefully than that In fact .Mr. Chesterlpa's choice of words his verbal facility Ih delightful It seemed to uh that what he said was never remarkable, hut I ho way he said it WAS. About the middle of the lecture a hell rang out loudly apparently something connected Willi the school alarm system. Not altering Ills manner or changing his voice tin; speaker remarked that bo won dered If that wiih a signal for dis missal or I ho class; iff so, no one would welcome the fact more en tliUHiaslically than he tho hell run again as the audience laughed anil nppiauded. The only startling utatement of Hie speaker wan the Hlrong intima tion that ho beliovoH in ghosts,--perhaps because he once wrote a thrilling' ghost Htory. He explain ed that when be was a boy no on believed In gliosta ami anyone who did was regarded as either simple minded or an idiot. No educated person believed In ghosts the "no ghost" verdict among so-called en lightened people was unanimous. Hut now highly educated people like Sir Oliver Lodge und Sir Ar thur Conan Doyle do believe in ghosts and, while many refuse to share their beller, no one regards a ghost believer as neceHsarily crazy or lllileralc. This estab lished bis final assumption that educated .people as a rule are al ways wrong. tt Cilhert waH, wo repent, not an easy or forceliil speaker. It wasn't a warm night in fact It litis been cool for Southern Culil'ornla over since we arrived but he perspired profusely throughout and wiped his hrow fronuontly with a handker chief ho pulled from his I runner pocket, always replacing tho hanky in the trousers pocket on the oppn hIIo side rind vice versa. He spulco hcl'oro a microphone and his notes were on a musician's stand.! He leaned on the latter at frequent In tervals mid In tho middle of Ills speech he leaned so hard that the Htand top slid down about two feet toward the floor. Mr. Chesterton looked completely nonplussed and the chairman had to come forward, pull It hack and set t'ae thumb acrew. "That." remarked the speaker, "Illustrates the efficiency of mod ern civilization on one hand, and the futility of Its results as per manent contributions to human satisfaction on the other." The people we talked to after the lecture were all disappointed except a young lady from Clinton, lawn, .who devours everything modern In literature. She termed It n "grand speech perfectly giiind." "tlrand speech nothing," retort ed her mother, who Ih a peppery old ladv with plenty of brains, inoro llko Brand' T-AUUHNY. Think or It $1' a sent he must hnvo taken In r00t at leust and how he mumbled his words!" Wo told "mother" that wns a good line anil we would send It to our newspaper. "Don't you dare!" said she. Hut there it Is. And we hone 'someone will clip It out and send j It lo (lllbcrt. It. W. It. , ( Irfiiuls Air Mull WASHINGTON, I). ( Tliinl Wmiury rvontualt)' will f.H out- i Htrip nil olIUTii in rummeri'li. t avlntion an Mio rosult of thi- 1m IK'Iuh kIvch by rnncl limit nf I ho MoXary-WatroM nir mail hill, no fiiitliiiK t(i W. Irvhit (llovor, npo aiul a-ssistatit post mast nfnoral. St'aHhlo A, .allosnit- ami W. ( Iliillhoi n ol' Hammond lo open I he Uroadwiiy moat miirkot nlmut tlio 1st of March on Hiomlway ' nour Filth Htiool. He Says It-He's Guilty MAIL TRIBUNE -DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE At JIOi I'ltlofllHiIlt htti iriil . hi )i klnK , Jfrltik view I) Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle IB O'RIE'D Ia"ntei!le iDlEjNil !M Hull IlKliler , IniriT put 1 , Sii-lil , iiuMliiir III .!" Mill) , i:iihih;iii tnng ilitiiiii . .A uniiHlaoit nf So-aU TAR iP'SiEHliTj KMwmsE ElRiAiT RHP! I A RET EE NUEN !R EiPjAlS'S :OiP A L , Ifininlne nil me , Ail.llfite ton. Jniirtloii , i'lUlllKtll , Snd 4-uiitnlinT . !;mii:i , I tjunlilyj jm-Hx . .iitho in etui , Itltl iiiecu ut Until , IhilF fti'urc . Covfr , s He in- it f fxuri rta hull I ii jr , Muliit-r of ivir ;ynt , liililiiiil kill? . 'J 111 li if , Mini of fur . ivrlu . hind ut Mnl 5:E7M I ,TO iE LjJCiblH R3A5T;E P:EfRHAR nD!EiA;Lfi fjijt;LEl M:0 I T Winner I'uri t a rum ft HutllllUIII hi ft In. lei MlTlltK Miihctilliie name I'n rt of n lii'ilcittiil :uiiiiii!ti point 1 2 3 WS4 5.i, 7 A k bo I I m m i n rrmm, i i iiM&ii, i i ,,. ,, ... 8 1 0 7 pfez; . f: 'Mm? fg . 4243 ' '"44" 4S4iT 1s"4"3o" "7 " , JF si Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Signed Wot ppftalntnit tii prt'dnal liriillli will lip anivcrcil liy nr. Iliaily If n staniocil wlf ml wiitltn in Ink. tluliiK In die large tnimlirr of reply ran lie made to (lurries not conforming to The Mail Tribune. rONSII.I.IXTO.MY I1Y 1)1 I.nsl April an KnKliuh doctor, M'nltor (oIHiih, ro purled, in tho removal of tonilH by diathermy. He hud employed this 'theihnd . in lfil) eases, utlu Hs mainly, and - he hell e v en the method h a h every adviintane of rdlnry sur- lc al tinsilleo torny nnil n c n o )(r ItH disadvnn tiies. Dr. t'ollins iHi.i-Vf.s utaihermy is not suitahle for children tinder 14 years ' of ue, since to lh:'m a seneral nnnw thi'tiu Is. nut so a la i mini; as th appearance uf the diathermy ap paratus. In thin country some of tho more skilled specialists, doctors who know the art of manalim children and Kalninji their confi dence and eo-operution h a v e found illathermy unite satisfactory for the extirpation of the tonnlN In children a ynuinj as five or six years. Of einrso. only the ex ceptionally well bred child van have (lialheriny tvoatment. For adults Or. t'ollins sayn no Kenenil anesthetic Is reiuiretl. It is sufficient to spray the throat with a local anesthetic. The whole treatment lasts only a few p conds. The Uritish mu Koon sayH it in advisable to com plete the tonsillectomy in two, three or four slac.es or treatments at interva Is of a week or more. The patient should ho examined at the end of a month, and aualn alter the lapse of three mont hs; should any fragment of lymphoid i tonsil 1 tissue have escaped tie function, tt Is easily disposed of at this time, wilh a touch of dia thermy. , I 'oil ins has his patients u.-o 'a simple antiseptic mouth wash after meals, but absolutely for bids fcarnllm:. Kol lowing each such treatment tho portion of tonsil tlmt lia been coagulated or d estreated shrivels and gradually sloughs away. Xo secondary bleeding occur . 9. (;rHk t filer in. i;li nn' It Mi ll i II. I n-l ImlKig i-ii!lil IX Ir.hrntl i 17. 0i4,tihiK i:. ( miiiHrf Ctlllfl'lllill ( . ii. cliJier siii Id or firs Itiiliiui iU. I'ulur iii:ilily -iti. liursi-lurk taitjti tt. Snt ImlllHiil ..tn. .NiiiMbirn .. i:itniini tin "'k l.i(ut'lru'id a. Tiirfci I reiK-h tiLni, loid (I. Iltif Mtj,nr(l It II 1. Ifii-fitii tily A'-. Siii C. ntiit-r l; Mliorul M illK Ui nl nh end i'l. I enihiliitj IKtlllr) ..fl. A nurrliUI Ui. Wintt at run tr.i.llfllnn rTRpITr EtVjA'DiE PiEJ E A AiRIT S IF BP P R EIS!S!E R:S E;R';SK$S,L O.T MEffiTS E T S E oRSii iT!e!We!r RHCR'A!S:S R EiRfE.R:A AiaKiOirit'K YlEiSBDlEiLlTlAI now n , Sniiill ut rlfcle . suft drink . If , i:ifJumalhn . PlM-lll SUH , Hi foro . Hum nllli hoi liquid uT hii-nm aiHl Ivk1m, not lo illa1;, illnenosli or irtatmrnt aililrc - - sp,l rmHnpe N rncl,J. Lrtlrrs kIh,ii1J lif brier leltrri rrceivrit only a few ran he aiawered liete. Nn libtiuclion. Addretts Ur. William Brady In care at ATIIEHMY OVER TIIEIU-:. red in the 1 Ti 0 eases. 1 1 wa s never necessary to hospitalize, a patient. In Kngland perhaps they have never been qnito so radical, ' not to say rahld, about the removal of tonyiln ns we have been in this country. From the growling und snarling and gritting of teeth 1 fa n cy m y plain and u n e h a 1 1 e nged assertions about the tonsillectomy vcandal in this country have nut been quite in vain, yet there is still room for a lot of improve- mont, in the "accepted" way of dealing with bad tonrilM in Amer ica, (especially does the rank and file of the medical profession here need to stir out of Uh dumb apathy in respect to this modern method, and at least acknowledge that it fs a good alternative for patients, who, for one reason or another, cannot undergo a general anesthetic or risk the shock oT surgical tonsillectomy even undt-r local anesthesia. Tho fact that Mime of tho would-be leaders have conducted a vain campaign to dUvourago diathermy in throat surgery,' despite its ndoption In brain surgery, goiter surgery and I the inept throat and nose men who have failed to equip them-M-lvo- to provide this boon . f'" handicapped patients. Hero is an opportunity for many a good doctor thero nv" siilt cities without :i throat spee luliNt who is able to extirpate ton sils wilh diathermy. And the in telligent public Is more and more demanding this modern treatment. QUESTIONS AMI AXSWF.KS. NIo Warm I miles. ! am troubled with a fiery red nose whenever I get a litt lo cold. I don't mean sick, hut just when I am out in the cold. This is very embarrassing. Aside from this I enjoy fine health. .Miss M. I.. S. Anrnver Well, It Is enough to make a person with nice warm undies blush a bit to see the way some girls bravo tho wintry blasts. 1 mii jt pose, however, you'd pre fer to freeze to death rather than weAr Hpmeihinff comfortable. Any- way. try wool utocking . feet of j IntoleM. and. w?a,r warm gloves: or tarry a muff to keep your hands arm.. Mind, I'm not aying it ma ken nny difference, to; health what kind of undies one wear; i merely say It mokes a differenc- j in comfort. - ' Permanent Teeth Coming. j My bey, nged H years. 4 months,; lost his upper central incisors t months npo, nnd wo cannot e. any sign of now teeth coming in. What is wrong 7Afr. F.. D. Answer Nothing. Tho perma nent teeth usually do not ar'e11" until the child ifl 7 or S years old. The first permanent tooth cut Is I he first molar which comes in nt about the ago of t; years and dentists regard this first per manent molar as a pivotal tooth, which- It Is very Important to sai. The other permanent teeth j are cut usually netween me aes nt U and l. years, except the third molar or "wisdom" teeth, which I'omn In as Into' us 1R to L'U years, if at all. Send stamp ed envelope hearing your address and ask for instructions for the care and preservation of tho teeth. I said ask that docs not mean to file n clipping. Why Take a (Inuire? I nm :ii years old and nm going to havo weigh 190 pounds. 1. have many sdro throats and colds in the head. Would it he dangerous for one of my age to have their tonsils removed? .llHfII. 1.. K. ' Answer No, but it mlgnt nn be so safe for one of your weight. Hut" why take the risk? There muflt bo a competent doctor with in reach who can give your ton sils the diathermy treatment which is both safe nnd effective. If f believed my tonsils wero in- feeu-d I should have the dia-, thermy treatment. I My (loudness, fs U.' IMile? i T am :ii years old and am going to have my first baby. I under stand it Is dannerous to havo the first child ho late in life . . . 11. O. X. Answer flo along with you, girl. At It", a woman is at her Mi'st. Send stamped e.eK.po bearing- your address and , men tion yoti are an expectant mother. (CopyrUbt John F. Uille i'o parents : TOO MANY RULES : , i:H3y Alice Judson Peale Irritability, peevishness, disobe dience and temper tantrums" are frequently cnuaod by nothing more obscure than the fact that the child is expected to obey entirely loo many rules. There are so many dont's that the child feels himself to be frus trated in nearly everything ho wants to do. . This constant Interfering with his natural desires for his own childish kind of activity inevitably breeds in him a spirit of rebellion which shows itself in many of the undesirable ways already men tioned. Kven if it wero possible for n child completely to subordinate his own wishes in favor of theso adult demands ho would be too confused to do so. Ho literally cannot re member which things are permitted and which are forbidden, for where there are many rules he can see no sense in any of them. He cannot tell hy using his reas soa whether he Is being naughty or not. Conformity to those rules which are necessary for his health am1 safety and for 'harmony of the home demands of the child u con stant modification of his wishes. To force him to make sacrifice. and control himself Where it is not absolutely essential is a stupid mis use of parental authority, it can serve only to make the child unco operative and rebellions. It puts him ill 'constant, fenr of disap proval and punishment for indulg ing his most natural Impulses. It Interferes with an undisturbed absorption in his play which in his early years is one of tho chief ave nues of mental development. With a certain type of child It tends to develop anxiety and timid ity born of a chronic worry about wrong doing with Its attendant punishment and withdrawal of pa rental love. WALLA WALLA, Wash.. Feb. 1 fi. tVh Wnino ICetoneni claimant of the world's Junior mitnlleweight wrestling champlrnship, success fully defended his title here last lllfrllt against Ttohin Heed, llecds port.. Ore., former Olympic clialn pinn in the main event. ICetonn took two falls' out of three. rAUTT, Quill Points THe chief difference between "n bad cold and the finis about l The chain hank has one ad vantage. . It isn t oxpecieu (o gard relation by marriage a col lateral for u loan. There's brio consolation, it pi.iy , get any rottener. they can't harm the kind of people that continue ro patronize tluili. "Corrupt 'politicians supported j 1,'y liquor."' Well, what of It? Did liquor support the righteous be-1 (nre prohibition? ltemorse: The uneasy feeling you I have until the pacing (leys btimt assurance that nobody nw you. I NSED TUB trtkcisfc. Fxerelse Is; hiij',ktntl of liawl work ttint would Rive you a pain If you were paid 4(1 cents, an hour. When money talks. the polite answer- is;' "Not guilty." Xoto to travelers: America would seem just as "cultured" as Kin-one if vou stayed in swell lintels here at home. . One trouble In America Is that so many people rerient. being re formed by others no better than they are. Americanism: Allowing a drunk fool on tile highway in control of an eniiine of destruction: calling theresult nil unavoidable accidenl. . Storing up gold won't help 1'nilKll much. It's lack of money that attracts the stork. ' It he keeps in per cent of the pi-aft. he's a darned racketeer. If lie keeps lit! per cent, he's a lead ing citizen. dint when the farmer borrows money to feed his stock, will li.i wul.it a mule eat while his fam ily .iies hungry'.' NO 00 How pleasant. In n, foreign Intnl. to moot a man - from home provided you (tin choke him before he. says this is it ' small world after all. You see it isn't necessary to "relieve" the destitute In cities be cause their ward bass can hold thorn in line, anyway. Northern farmers are sowing oats earlier than usual this year. When the temperature falls and jskiiM are gray, that's weather. The fishy thing ahout these "true stories" is that anybody dumb enough to act that way couldn't write that well. Correct this sentence: 'I know he's very" sick," .said the wifo, "so his constant beefing Inspires no urge to choke him." PLUNGE FROM CUFF FATAL FOR ENGINEER I1I04.MNC.1IAM, Wash.,' Feb. 19. (P) Charles T. Jordan, district highway engineer during the terms of tlovernor Krnest. Lister nnd a member of the contracting firm of flumsey & Jordan, Seattle, was killedinstantly yesterday when lie fell from a cliff on a new road construction of the Cascade high way near .Marblemount, Skagit county. 1 ; rARSHFIBl.n. brc.VFet; in. fV-Th'e steamer -Stan Miireoas. Quaker line carrier, lifted 501 tons of pulp here yesterday for Phila delphia. In addition the Rhlp. the first Qnnkef liner to visit Coos bar, took lM.iinn feet' of lumber Tor eastern points. The freighter Michigan of the Slates Steamship company was here today to pick up I.SiHi.onil feet of lumber and Iocs lor the Orient. John Day Men's clothing store to he opened by David A. Wilson and John Farley. By BUD FISHER SrVY, Dt Ym Remember? f TK YEAIIS AOO TPDA5T (Fiomj file o thojMelUTjtibune.) i'em-uliry IB.' loaf Caruso, famed tenor. .dangerous, ly III with throat troube, ', ij ;) ; Senator ' JlcN'nry wires ho': is hopeful of -seeming services of Floyd D. Young, for valley fruit Industry frost survey. Deputy Sheriff Mc.Miihon . en Kaftes in terrific 'scuffle witli In sane youth on rond to Jackson ville. Professor Helmer deliver lec iur on China to chamber or com merce. Harry M. Uangherty of Ohio mentioned for attoi ney-general po.-t in cabinet. TU i:TY VFAilS Afi TOIlAY (From files of tho Mail Tribune.) February 10. 1011 The answers to "What Mod ford Needs Most" are varied, hut the main ones are abolishment of -tho saloons, and the 05 tnhlishment of payrolls. Attorney lus Newbury- make stirring appeal before legislature for "preservation of the fish In tho itugue." Mrs. John Tomlln entertains tho Afternoon club. Orchardiists demand more accur acy in the weather forecasts. Socialist orator :t the "Nalator ium .scores the 'idle rich." 9 lFFV lu7 "It seems, hack in, my memory," says Puff, "the?- isi a fablo Of how a Japanese of oldjgot roast pig fur his table. Perhaps it was in China that ft flro burned up that pet I really can't remember when I'm trying to forget." , ' Trtn. r.R.wn marcie- , ' I5y :Mvy :raliariL' Jloniiet.''. :' The Little Block. Cfnnk With his wonderful .magic had - ta-ken i-John and Pcguy to the back of the world where the Year; and Months and Days lived when they were net on duty In the real world. ' 'The I. 1 t t 1 e Dlack Clock could do anything! He could turn the t'mo forward or backyard so that they could havri adventures ' w a y. way. w a y back In time, and .see the beginnings of many things. Then ho could change tho scene so-'titilcliiy Ml because o: his lil.i;;c.l. . s. And he could ad.l inir.s j-?'llj t they could come back frqmSa'n -nil-venture and not miss any ot. their Weep. ( His hand,j always pointed to 7 O'clock to other., ltut Peggy and John knew that he had mado the choice of being allowed to 'turn the time as he wished when off on adventures, rather than keep'iiig . the regular, ordinary time. Ami he could spread h's magV so that they could understand ihe language of all sorts of creatures. The I. title lliaok Clock had so many, many friends. Xow one of the Vcars, onnotiuo-.- ' lug the program to lie given In honor uf John and Peggy, had said that the tlrand March would open the program. It was the most thrilling Ornml March they had ever seen. All the Vear.H and Months and Days or aiT least a great, great,' great many of them look pari, one Year and one Month nnd one Day were, of course. mlKslng. as they were in the real world on duly., ' There was a fine band, for a the Little Hla.-k Clock: whispered to the children .-o many of the Month and Days had picked up a great deal of music whoa they wen. around in the. world. As the hand played the hays arid Months and Year marched around on the platform. Tomorrow- "Their Colume." Makes You Look So Fresh, Young MT!l.l.'iir::.n. rhe .new 'face n'ow del." vvlll K.e.p youi"fl:irf ffnm' ex posur.' und pieierve its youth. Tin new Ffe.iKh proces. by which-ItV made 'makrv tt s-.,l'y ' on Inre: . -lue.vl smoother, and will not cl.,e the pores. i.s special tint Is vouih ful. No tl.-ikines;. or iriitat.on Willi MLLLH-f-.l.c. Trv this ivw won-.l.-l-flll f.u-e pnwit.M. .1 (Mllill Drug store.' fjiflkt;: - i' 1 m