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I ... hV'' m m n m m m PA 0T5 FOTTR Medford Mail Tribune - . pally and Himday I'iiIiIikImI hy MKltFOHIl i'ltl.STIM) CO. BS-27-29 N, Fir Ht. Wwot T5 UOIIt'.IIT W. HUII1., VMM . SU.NII'Ttll SMITH, Mmwtr AO Inririieniicnt Nespipw Kflterot u ifcond flit matt tt Uedford, 0rjn. limit! Act of lliicli 8, mm. BURttt'RIt'TION ItATI By Mall In AUawe: . bally, in Sunday, year najjy, mm nunuay, mono Daily, without Sunday, yrsr Pally. iiUwul Sunday, siuntli Sunday, nue year lit farrier, la Arirtnc Mwlfurd. A; (IT, 3.00 inland. Jacksonville, Central 1'uliit, riuciiUi, Taltat, , Uuld .75 T.00 Hill and on lutttiwaya. Ixily, with Burwiay, nonih Paily, without HuiaJsy, month... Pally, wiihout Sunday, one fear. Daily, with Sunday, one yeai... All torai, cash In adiuicc. Official paper of Hie fit y nf Medford. Official paper of Jactam County. MEMBER OF TDK ASSOCIATED WEEDS lieceltlns Full leased Wire Kerrice Th Associated i'ttu la excluiltiiv entitled to the use for publication of ill oeni dUpatehes rremira 10 it or otherwise errtineo in inu paper, and alto to the local ncwi Dutilhhed herein. All rlghui for publication of special dupatcbei Herein are alio rettneu. NUMBER OF AUDIT Bl'llLAU OF t'lKCl'LATIUKS AiHerlllin HfprMMitatUn HT U. MOCKNHKN k CUMl'ANV Ofrieri in New York, Chicago, Detroit, fiat) Francisco, im aiikcm, neattie, roruuxi. Ye Smudge Pot (My Arthur Prry) All danger that the legislature. v 1 1 1 accomplish anything worth ivlille, has passed. Kuropcan diplomats, at the of N. sessions arc pondering the probabilities of another war. They all agree, thero will be no war until the ni'Xt one. F. Wortman of lJhoenlx reports a fiend entered hln henhouse, and Htolf 10 chickens, leaving six tough old roosters. Mr. AVorlman fiK u fen the culprit nun a Ilepuhll can, as a Democrat would have hciiho enough to take them all. An uputato farmer utouoped over and was bit by hln mule. Both endH of a mule are dangerous. One of our leadliiK lretd Ouyn, informed one of the older ClrlH hIio was too fat, Ilunter Keaton the film comedian, who got cute and told nn cx-fllm heauty the Hume thlnp, wuh only ucratched. The local boy MUKtalned major lac emtiuiiH. The pioneer lady rctddlnK buck of . Trail, who burnt a batch itf biKCtiitH laHt November, Ih' no" Ioiib'-' er mad about It, ' ' V. Bnrilwi'll. Vlio fi'UllliuiH. Ih rcjirlnff tt mUHtuchoH, and yculr vow. 1b slncoi-uly Hun-y Hint lie pulled hlu 4il off IiIh intd'Hcctlon, when tllo rinllmil had lilni Hhuvod huir way thruu;li the fruithniiNO , Junt beforu tllo 1st bnttlo of Die Manic. ..NO ALMOND IWll.l ItDS (Ml. Vornnn Hccold) ' A newly wedded young aimil eanio'ln yeatorday to talk. Ho had been niAnied only a ' nuintlt or two and mild ho had tho Rteatest Utile glil In the world. To back up thin atatomont ho re pi let! that alio ...eould, beyond a doubt, cook .tho boat aalted ahuonda of auyono ho hud ever hoard of. " Tho song of the robin la blond lug "with tho. wild walla against taxea. All nature la uwakcnlng, and nothing la droway but tho wewt wind, and a fuw cltkona. . Holh Aliueo Suniplo MelMioraun nnd Clara now ctro behaving thcinolvc na fur us tho nubile knuwa. Krederlek I'ry.Mhe tnorlal nrl lat, atlaekod hla buekyaril with a Hhovcl KuiHlay.and la tho No. 1 kitchen gardener of the year. . . There, la cuiuridernble activity unions the nlotnreycllsta. A mot oivycllat la haudli'iiiied, ua ho ciin't puck aeven young lndlea on the rear neat, ua do the Juvenile drlvora of aged 4da. 1'flANK KNOVCH (Burnett (Tex.) Review) Tho wild geeac, dueka and aumlhllla nro appearing In the anmll bodlea of water In Ilur net county, nnd winter la hero ut lnal, nlthough the weather l nlmoat like aprlng nt thla wilting. Hut for whisky, pla tola. flena and blue northera, Texua would be a pnrudlao on enrlh. "The Hogue river rlah laallo Tor yenra hua been iiroaeeuted with ro I llgloua fervor," Miya tho Pendleton Kuat Oregonlnn. The rellgloua fervor )iaa never gut beyond tho collection atage. It will bo fov erlch, when the gamey aalmun uic culled Paulino!!. The linker Deinoerat-lleiuhl un leaaed tho ateinu iiullng wlxecrnek . of tho week, for the area west of tho Koeky Slountuln. Itelatlvo to an alleged deficit of llli.ooo III n city trcaaury of tuatern Ore gon, the comment la made: "she alolo enough to bo aaaured of a abort aentonoo." The parentage of the iilp In ninginiinunloualy nt- Iiihuled tu a lawyer. '"Ho told the police he gave hla nn I let containing t?uO to l.ucy for aufo keeping, who reported tho loaa of tho money In a movie. Johnson wtta auaphioua nnd the matron found tho mlaainit coin fn the I'irt National tliuik." (Cald well Tlmra). Hull storklngs. More I'lniim Than I'llotK - PA TON HOUOIS. ,Vt LouT lalana hua more alrplHnea than pilots. Hccorda of the aeronnutlc branch of the United Ktatea Iie partmcnt of (onmerc ahow till iiirpl:ini-n hi the aiale, nmt only ;i iloa, Editorial Correspondence I'ltOUXlX, Aiizoim, I'VI). 7 'Die 1'liocnix J,ci;iiiii litis tlio iTuitiitiiii nl' niltin; on ;(iinl b"X l'inlits. . A week ti,' liow cvci', nue Hub Loiilliiiui at Killed in tliu rin;.', iiikI lust nielli (lie Legion stilled n bene fit for the widow, with a ten round bout betw'eeii Mike Stun koviteh unci liiimon Torres, lifflttwcicbt pride of l'boenix, us the I'eiitiire. Apparently ltM'al 1'ibt fans don't fancy benefits, for there was only n handful at the ringside and the entire program was a rather sad one iniulit say funeral af fair, licfore the main bout all lights were turned out, the bell was tupped ten times in a sepul chral fashion', and the referee intoned "may his sold rest in peace." This east a blanket of (loom over the proceedings and whenever the millinpr became strenuous, some one would yell "stop the fijxht " and in two eases seeonds threw the towel into the rind before any ap parent damage had been done. No one wished to take a chance on another funeral land another benefit. The Stankovilch Torres battle was a (rood ex hibition of skill and stamina, the former (ii'ttinir the best of it. touch to the disappointment of the Mexican colony in the nailery, i t tit it will probably be some lime before the l'ii-'ht (lame here will return to nor nialey. The next bill is to be ,i wrestling match, where the aftony is nreat hut the fatalities arc few. All of which indicates that if the I'OSSJMIUTV o.' homicide is KXTIItKljY elini-i hinted, the fif-'lit flume suffers. Tli ere waa another hold up and HliontliiK rfray last nlnlit, tho uh tiat Rroc ery h I o r o heliiK robbed. with tho proprietor badly wounded. his unit and Hitlo shattered by bnl letH 11 h well as mindly milk boUles on tho shelf behind him. The local crime ;.,couforoncG met yesterday ami .joUowetfitirueHuintniu. the IMllIenlx"cTiTfce'uet - largcd. It wus also suggested that slate constabulai ly he formed, . i wi.ii. ir menu cnnwtiv iiou 1 been recommended In Oregon by''1""," ii"xpai-. ,.., nv, a, m-., (invernor Meier. The morning In Per ,IV llls own petard as bhakespeare hero suggesls a w.nppmg post, the Idea being that a painful, Immed iate and humiliating punishment will do more to check crime than more serious penalties fur remov ed, . There may ho something to audi a suggest lou. The weather lias cleared and it is hot and .sunny once more, Tho Sunset (iiirdon nn the roof Is again well filled. lOvnry hotel In Arlnona like a sanitorlum, and every sanltoi'lum there are hundreds of those la something like n hotel. Tuboroulnr ailments nro most com mon but noiirltls and arthritis come a close second. Ono can seo var ious portions of the human anat omy here exposed to the tliuro uupentlc effects or Nulure's great doctor, Old Sol, anil thero are other apartments whero sun baths with out clothes can hu enjoyed, safe from Intrusion. After a week In a hotel like this, one becomes surprisingly well, uc liiainted with , other members of the hotel family, perhaps without any iirtuul contacts, the genua of Inforniatlnn passing uhout from mouth to mom li for more eifec tlvoly thun gernis of disease. (At least wo earnestly hope so). There are tragic cases, palhollc- ones. amusing ones, and ul last a ro mantic case tho first of the kind, and the whispering gallery Is hav ing the time of It's life.. Sometime ago a young widow tip- nenred alone, hulling from New hngliind and It dovelopcd alio wns an American Indian, whoae grand- tattler mill been a prologo of a prominent Huston family, hla chil dren had ninriied Indians, this youug woman waa the first of the ramlly to marry a white peraoii, her husband hud died leaving her with nine child. The Buxton ram lly Involved waa ono of the oldest In Massachusetts, which mentis that the young lndy hud been MUTT AND JEFF An Innocent Bystander 7ow we lcvisl, judgc7 WatVou-j I (our Business ts walking I M.M. I r wvcd to th DRivtR. I I J we WCRC WALKING 1 BliSiNSS? DOWN Trl l?0M W)HW A LU AMt) THRtw M A ftoLL DOuhm VM6 road. J ANSNNC Mt B" nuc: cocac bouncing) or Bills that vma q,g j f I I Mit.hUuA . ,ts -' . THAT' ,s I ALONG LVKG A KAKSCAROO I II c-.,A.,r.u tu . r n.. . & I I l own BosiMess-J I Una Tim roof-j tvVv cabdcr against- j ' AfRDFORD MAIL liroiiKht up in an atinoHplici'o of grout culture, citftiHcrviitiani, and Hoclal eminence which alio allow ed more In her hearing and con-vci-HUllon than in her uppcaruncc. Fur like most liidiun women, she had no eye for clothes uinl anon as Btao stopped growing tall, aturt cil to grow in width. She wua uliine. iiilhor forlorn looking, and strange to Buy, liked not only to talk, but no Indian like, talk about herself. Well about the aamo time a mini iibout 55 ap peared, accompanying his mother, about SO, a lino appearing old lady. They worn en route to their winter home la Southern California and it developed they had six or eight homes Bcatlcred over (he country. The trio met In an elevutor, and what ro often happena in the movies lint so seldom In reHl life, nctunlly oecured love at first sight, mill all that sort or thing. A few days later, the man 55 invited the young Indian widow to accompany him and his mother, by motor, to Ixis Angeles and away they went in high feather. That was on Saturday. Tho next day, Sunday noon, tho Indian widow appeared fu the coffee shop, look ing more dejected and forlorn than uaiial, and when thia fact had apreud about via grapevine, the whispering gallery of eourso wus convinced the man had proved some sort of adventurer. "So she walked back" was one cynical comment arousing furtive laugh ter. Hut tho gallery whs mistaken. At Kl Ccnlro Mrs.- Itlank had re ceived a wire from llostou announc ing tho sudden death of her mother, so she hud returned to Phoenix by tho night train, and the man after depositing his mother ut their homc was to meet here hero, mak ing tho trip by plane, which, he did. The two then preceded lOast In a chartered plane, to uttend the funeral with the word they would return here on their hunoymoun in two or three weeks. So everyono Is awaiting thein with great expectations, urn! the feminine members of the gallery are still Oh-iiig and Ah-iug over tliis extraordinary romance how it could ever have happened had alio been an alluring Indian prin cess or oven hut well you simply can't tell can you meanwhile travelling In the elevators by tho feminine contingent is still a popu lar diversion. Copy being rutlier Harc wc tried to secure an interview with youui; Cornelius Vanderbllt. Mr. V. was uKreeablo enough but after cotiHulliiiK with his Phoenix nttor neya we were informed In Impreh Hivu leal ItiiiKiiaKt) that Mr. V. would appreciate it If wo would fot'Koe what would luivo been a fjruat pleasurt!, for the former tab loid owner Ih very rrlehtily to news paper men, hut be has already had rather more publicity than ho cares for and really has nothing to say ',1 '"'V. 8"bJet. Wo can under- '""' mat. i icre is ii.wuys some- u newspaper man suiieiing irom too wns won't to say. Tt. V. 11. MAGNETIC ROCKET TO MAKE MOON JOURNEY lUTDAI'PIHT, Hungary, T'cb. 10. f) Frank Pelikun, an electric ian from the town o? Wjpcst, saya he has built n rocket with oloc-tro-lllllglletlc propulsion which "ought to be able to reach tho moon In three weeks." He hns offored it to the Junkers nlrplane people. Foc I In Hh iolf rl)urnt'y 1 1 V 10 . I'JtiKlanil iI'l "Coming Through the llye' was Hiieh thick Int.siiU'.MH that golfers In tho J'rea blont'.H 1 'utter com petition here lost their way and the match bad to be postponed until tho fog lin ed. 4 Kaiiitogu Offer VltHMIIMI MOW YORK (VI Thirty-eight stakes with nn aggregate value of Just under f 1110,000 will be offered to horse dwners for the meet at Saratoga Springs next August. (lull Licenses i!,M IMIots SVhXlOV, Auslralln (!') The Aero club of New South Wales, since I ua in; ura t Ion of a training course for pilots In August. 1!JI, haH Issued I'fil licenses. 1'lub plancM have Carried it -4 - passen gers, made tW.iTI flights and flown USti.OMi miles. Arrlcn Air l.hio to Start I.t.NUttN tfl'l The first nirptatie on the London-Cape Town service Is scheduled to leave London Feb rnary I'M. The line, which eventu ally will extend to the southern tip of Africa, will only bo flown for the present ua far as Mwauza, below the equator. The tltte nf his collected works Is ' Hard Lines," TRIBUNE, MTCDFOTtD, - MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE At'JtONK ' , Narrow tir 'mimriitul silk (a brie . .i'y In Oklnhom . Vufnl titln . JtMt iHii oi on Hi , hoi a in n prom 18 i Nnutll body of wiiti-r i U Ul , (.'(irrodrd . Ktir-et ut Kraut , Anitora frut v.it fuiiric . hmndliiiM luni . Cut Willi Bclxnnrti i hun god . I'arl of a race (ruck i i;prfrtit . A utlnir nf "Aiimiiirl f.ce" Mi'iiKiirvi of paper , JlfpORit , i-arewfll . fioratpd , l-:nrip'fln fifth Additions to handing Turned op tiie irrnnnil Offlrd j'iii i id l-'UIi eggl Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle onpnii 3 H . PIRI D R ; E IM I A! Rfk H adiiit sno'DioiRcaL icjAjRiE pHTinH ' ft telRl i Hats IhHoWn HArfm DEV I LnrNiAflJiE S SIE A N f C E f I R fi 1 15 R E AR RIAlf IE IP il El RlS U Y i gPMfflS fin. Coiniinmion 1. Ktutn tiufi- tfrely fi&. Blake a ml tit is M. On 67. Afternontt fanctlont M. Ulstftl &!. For fenr thnt DOWN . 1. Microbe lis8' -: -23lf aipg 25 UT 27 . , , . f2S 2f 3o 31 m;:: iilf m -'m 't$ri$ Z llR KPZ si 1. 1 SfeiA hkff T". 1 1 Personal Health Service By William Brady, M. D. Blitned tfttrri irtrlninlmi to (irrsmul lirnllti and Iiyzinw, tint lo diswe, diffcna-d nr treatmrnt will he ansMcrnl ly Dr. Brady if n Nlflmiwd self mlrirr.ed empliijte It nirlnwl. Utters should lw brlrf arid vriltrn In Int. fluing to (lie large mmilirr ut lelterx rrceitcd only n ttur run lie anwmd line. Nn reply emi Iw mndo lo queries nut cuiiformlm; lo inst met ions. Address Pr. William Iliady in cure -f Ttie Mall Trlluine. ft im.kvsk err this on ASKING jWii.vr ' riones'tly 1 do not hiflievc K mutters whether you li:f(1 or h inlc , a starve II. whether you dr glass of w a 't e every bout off not at all, tu wheth er you hav'o a little f e v e r or just a mild chil liness. I ltHOW; that when I h:ive cri myself 1 little heed to the rules laid down by the doctors aim nt'aiin authorities. .now i really like to net lots of letters from readers, and the more va-j tied and difficult the health proh- lenis or questions reailers sub-1 mlt the belter T like it. but can- dldly it Just gives nie a pain' . . oh-oh, I forgot orders. Wdl. what I men n to Imply as politely ( as possible Is that here Is the tid-j vice I (fl'cr any one who has the I'll, and If my treatment does not' satisfy you tell your doctor. 1. lie fair nnd call it cil kree) and not "cold." No body knows what "cold" Is. Cri !m any of the Common Respiratory Infectious yon can be reasonably pure tt is some such ailment from the first, and you enn put the proper blind on it later when It develops Into plain corya, nieasules, meningitis or what have you. Meanwhile your frankneHH In confessing that you believe It is one or an o t h e r respiratory Infection wives your friends a break. If you conceal the infectious character of the trouble under (he disarming name light cold" you are playing a dirty trh k on all who may lie com pelled to come within your conversational spray range. 2. It Is your moral duty If net yet u reiiuit'ement of law, to keep away from school, church, theater, shop, or pub lic slitherings, to keep away from your friends, if any. and to keep out of public conveyances when you have Is Guilty Again QnEOOX. TUESDAY. FEBRUARY 10, 1931 I. Illglmaf l. Chanirtrr m . "iha i.nsi iiayi of I'oiopell" II. Iteeri It. Tli mat one'e elf in SI. Contend by Knippllittf nUh 53. Aipert 8. Watering place it. Mushy flump . 27. for tug nc t.e money of u ecu lint !U. (iniilo'H high mt tioto in. tfne Ul. Itopv for (tout ing a 3ard .11. (rriadert of groin 87. Northern fell PTE I T i F I R A i R I H S (EtCil UIK'KR UK. hurvlrenbte 4t. Low gaiter 43. hnrface m Hrfot 4i. A iippiln t Ion or Athcnu 40. rolled i", Matured 4. ind of lore 49. Snmll rte prnKslon 6?. DnnUli money of nrcoaut tf. Ilium) cunib. form I. Corn mral boiled In water I. lte agreeable to ft. (.rccfl 6. Small round ')nnrk . . . 7. Overcome! with mtiidf-r 8. Look to lie ivT hotiii:k ik by to do rou ( 111. cri. If justice were done, you ; should be thrown out of such ;placeH on your ear if you in sist on your "right" to be there in spite of what you consider Just a "cold." y. In your own home you , must take particular pains to . avoid giving your crl lo others In the household. If any one must venture within your conversational h p r a y . range (which is up to five feet) you should don a suitable mask over nose ami mouth a screen to catch the moisture up ray. I. These precautions all apply with greatest force in the staye of onset or invasion, for It is then that most of the recognized respiratory in fections are most communi cable. The greatest dumac Is done in most caves before tin indisposition o'r Illness de velops sufficiently to demuud treatment of- any kind. 5. Resides Immediate and voluntary Isolation and the disposal of all noso or throat secretions as tho you knew the Illness were diphtheria or scarlet fever or infantile pa ralysis, il if usually beneficial to have a hot bath, or better. If possible, a hot mustard fool bath In bed. and then re main in bed for the day. (1. It Is usually advisable to have a free supply of fresh, coid midst air lo brent he, and not to breathe overheated and excessively dried -out air. It Is a mistake lo breathe viti ated or warmed o v e r air merely for the sake of exter nal body warmth. I 'so hot water butt let and the like fur that. 7. If ache or pain or dis comfort prevents sleep then one may resort to a dose or two of aspirin, but otherwise -it is better to leave all medi cines to the JmUment of a physician. S. If you're young take all the cold water or fruit Juice tip qPlEiPlPiETRTYl beveiitKe you want, nwertened if you like. II you're uld, bcittr take your liquid hut. t y. If you mi at work or play as uhiiuI, dn"l try fust Inn. If you remain at if-st or III bed hKI at !eut a meal m fim for 2 4 Iioui-n. exeept fruit Juiev drinka. 10. V h e n hontni'in'HH or coiiKlt Ih u Hyinpti'iii, IIUm Foj litof Cnu'l .Medlelne Is .at least harinlcKH and, 1 bt-llevc, beneficial in nutny intanies: Steep a heaping iciiHpuonf ul ,(if wliob; flaxfiet'd In a lit of water for half an hour. Strain and add one ounce of eltrato of soda, . ono ouiie of Klyeerin. the Jun-c u( a lemon and two or three drop- of wintetKreen or'i peppermint. Uose, for Infant or ehlld. a tetirjpoonful every two huur; for udult a tabl'-Kpponful every one or two houru. Home HiiKar may be udded for 'sweetening if deslredi , (Copyright John R Ullle Co.) 9 uTr V They stand upon the Chinese shore, with Chinese all about- - The Kunny who Is tallih and our hero who is stout. "Why don't you say 'Ooodliye' V" asks Puff. "I should," says IHin,. "f know. l:ut 1 was- there just long enough to learn to" say 'Hello'.'' : IMPORTANT TILItKAl) IVy Mary Graham Bonner. ,lftl , The Little lllack -Clock told' Hie children that he Jiad turned, .the time bac k wa rd t h Us eve ning itnd was taking them to a little work shop ut a place called Menlo rark. In , the state of New Jersey. They kept very quiet as the Clock had asked them to do, and they -saw a young man working with a piece of thread. He was scorch ing the thread until it was quite charred. "Is that piece of thread go'ing to be part of a u ventlon?" John Inquired. "It U." said the Little R lack Clock. "The young man has not let discouragement stand In hs 1 way. d'eople have made fun ufi what he has been trying to do, but be has kept trying when every one has been saying he would fail." i nniiuiti iiiiiik iciiiie n uii iu not be so ready to make fun of I b tw e w ho are t ry i n g to in veu I something when so many of their funny little experiment- have turn ed out to be so wonderful, John said. The man hii-ide the worshop wn.s trying to put the piece of charred theatil in a bulb. Then he pumped jthe air out of the bulb and sealed it up. j "lie has tried this again a n d it has not worked. "I think It Is going to work this time!" Suddenly an electric current way turned on and the lamp bulb burn ed with a wonderful light. The man nnd some of his companions watching b in were almost breath less n.t they saw the glowing light. "You've neen." the Little Rlaek Clock said, as they walked away, "the first electric light, and ;m to- il:lV V!t the 1 1 til itf Knhrn im I thought it would he nice to turnl the time back far enoush - d we J could see this invention." or i.-covery or in Why the rtth of February?" John aiked. ' "liecause Thomas Kdison was l.oru on tlil day In IS IT. and It 1" Thomas' Killson whom you have Just wen working with that most Important little pleco of thread:" 'tlic i'c 'I'oinori'ow- Quill Points Many Just aeeiil to be jnbleas, however, because they do their truck driving at night. still, the police never pick up a atoaily worker nnd railroad him for a mysterious gang murder. Now all that remains for Mr Wlckcralinm Is to explain why the law against stealing doesn't work. Maybe Nero fiddled while Rome burned, but . he didn't wrangle about prohibition while hla people starved. At the present price of stocks, you can lay the foundation of a fortune if you have the founda tion. ' Xn eiivei' charge seems high when you think if the iastc hoaltl box that makes 20 cents worth of candy worth $l.8.". What we can't understand is why alienated affections are worth so darned much if they are ho eaily alienated. These big bankers who say stoeks are too cheap could buy up all the bargains and make u killing, but they don't want any more money. The world hasn't changed. Old Diogenes with his lantern wasn't looking for an honest man. He was looking for publicity. Americanism: Spending millions to keep the poor man from drink ing, while the lack of those mil lions keeps him from eating. What public opinion see ins to peed most is a little Certo. That makes things jell,- , The Wlekersham commission ditf u good job, at that. , You couldn't expect more than eleven opinions from eleven men. A woman among Red rioters tried to bite a New York police man. When people get hungry enough, they'll eat anything. The only way a man' fun tell when n woman Is being catty to tils wife Is that she sceins uitcoiiunonly nice. The tariff keeps out foreign goods. And the pleased foreigner will buy a lot from us if he can Just find something to use for .money. Nothing Is perfect. That den tist who pulls his own teeth knuws at last how the patient feels, but he can't kick his own pants. .Correct this .sentence: ""I have to get a dollar for a souvenir llke this," said the winter resort merchant, "for It costs nie ninety cents." v " Brisbane's Today (Continued from Page One) ilani.'ei'ou.s experiment, even in Russia. It Is pleasant to hear of anyone's happiness nnd you will he delight ed lo know that Ireland Is highly prosperous, "riding the wave of world depression." In !:!() the Irish exported more than $:'L'r..iiOU. Wu of goods, which is belter than merely shipping money to Itrillsh landlords. Irish banks aro stcadv. the Irish Free State budget Is sound. 'I nose that use to say "the Irish can govern anybody but them selves" muy have been mistaken. They can also govern themselves. If you get off their backs. On Thursday, day after tomor row, listeners between 10 a. m. nnd noon. Kastern standard time, may hear Pope Plus on the radio, and also Marconi, "lather of wireless." The Pope will speak briefly in Latin, his message translated In Knglish and. perhaps, other lang uages, by. the announcer. Uiter, there will he broadcast a formal address by the Pope at a By BUD FISHER F VCU STICKvTB THAT SToftf- TouTis vjStrviG ........ i wmi'M-ffne Da Yoa Remember? TKS YEAKS AGO TODAY (Fiom files of the -Mull Trlbuno.) IVhnisry 111. IH2I. i Court Hall. Ill a Rlvorslde. Cal., hospital following nn operation, re covers rapidly. MulMIng boom predicted for city this aprlng Sheriff Terrlll refused. to ldll un licensed dogs, per. instructions of the county court. State has spent J I, ion, 000 on Jackson county highways. Want nd In Mail Tribune, seek ing home for month-eld baby, brings 150 replies. lilli raising pay of Jackson county officials passes legislature. Launch drive for clinical labora tory In city. : ... ' . . i : Hoseburg fears n lynching bee, following arrest of murderer. TVKXTY YEAIUS AGO TODAY (From files of the Mall Tribune.) February l0i ,0O. Saloons at Grants 'Pass to open Monday, and will test "home rule law." O rant s. Ta merchants claim Josephine county resident! come to Medford for liquid .refresh ments and other commodities. Legislature defies "will of peo ple" by passing the Hume Uoguo river fish hill. ' Local fishermen angered by action. ... Hoss Kline has received his flve-pai-'.-ienger, four-door -Jleo "35," which was said to he the wonder of the Portland auto show. Papers filed for railroad down Iteguc river to the sea. "Knockout" Ill-own gives Cham pion Ad Wolgast severe trouncing in Philadelphia ring. Harry Ling, foreman of the fire nAmrtmeot. has a levre cas e,if la grippe which he caught at the-firemen's banquet. J'J. parents lilOARNlNC. TO SAVE Ity Alice .ludson I'm It. 1 Children are generally taught to save cither through being made'' to drop their money Into a toy bank, which they are under penalty not to open, or through having it de posited for them In a savings bank. The difficulty with this plan is that It entirely Ignores what the. child thinks and feels about 'it. Five dollars received as 'a birthday present from some generous uncle then Immediately whisked out o night and Into a savlnga account, is apt to seem just five dollars lost so far as the child Is concerned. If parents Insist upon carrying a savings account In the child's name, they should try to make the whoie business ueem as real as possible to hhn. ' They .should take him along to tho bank nnd let him push tho money across to the teller witlt 'liis own hands, and watch the teller write the figure to his credit in his book. He should know, too, that no ono but himself will ever touch thin money, except in some very great emergency when his parents nlay use it for him. The best way for a child to learn to save, however, is' through re ceiving a regular allowance, of which it Is understood that he must put away a certain' part. V.wi by far the larger1' portion should' bo his to spend, partly for necessities and partly for pleasure. I ' n less t here Is t hits ma rgin for pleasure spending, we need not bo surprised If Ijie child resents rt'ho whole business of saving, and ' if he likewise gets into - difficulties through spending, not only his own money, but that of othons. whldiL he appropriates for himself becau.so he feels that he has 'been unfairly dealt with. Viticnn ceremony.- Who, a few years ago, would have thought that a pope, from the Vatican, would bo able to talk to the whole world? , . If you ever become well acquaint ed with n lady named Ciulllennlna (iiicrrero, or one like her, don't lYlfle with her affections. . Maximino Aceval did that, In Mexico City. C'uillermina dressed herself as a boy, found faithless Maximlno In another cabaret; danc ing with another girl, followed, and shot them both. An opera, like Cavallerla, uor PaKHaecl, represents no exaggera tion. The Latin temperament feels everything, especially neglect, strongly. , Those that know say tho alfections are as violent as the jealousy. It must be an excltiiiti People In New York, greatest slate la population, are ton busy to. add lo population as they did once. The birth rate has fallen 3n in sixteen years. HlttU con trol advocates say the state Is get ting "fewer nnd brighter babies," hut that Is not convincing. To offset Hie. decreased baliy crop, the general death rule is at Its lowest for all time. Of 1,000 population, nearly 11.7 die In a year. Deaths from tuberculosis aie diminishing;' steadily, thanks to science. On the other hand,' cancer and diabetes gather more nnd more victims. i Tho Moderation League,'' Inc., make, a dcpressuig report on pro hibition. Drunkenness has In creased, "remarkahlv" In Btales dry before 19:0. Drinking among beys, girls and young people generally has increased steadily, the largest Increase taking place among boya rrom fifteen ro twenty-five years of age. i In Washington, arrests for drun.ft rnncsB arc eight times as numer ous as heforc prohioltlon started. r-ronlnltlou was "a noble experi ment." Inn il la nol vet wnrklnc smoothly.