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o PAGE TWO Medpord Mail Tribune Daily and BumJl, MEIIPOKU 1'lilNTINO CO. S5-S7.J9 N. Fir m. ftoHKKT W. Ht'HL, Editor I. 8UMPTKR SMITH. KUiuKff Ad Independent Newspaper Kutered is wcoiid elia sialtrr it Medford, Oirion, under Act ol Mucb 6, 11)70. BllHSCHIrTION HATES Bjf Mall In Adunee: . - ' '' Uiy, villi Sunday, JW ........... IT.SO J tally, with Swvlav. rtoijeti .75 lUJIy, vllltout Sunday, rear v C.r.ll Kiil,, without HWrday, 'ntli...', ! RuikIT. one triir 2.00 Itr Carrier. In Admire Medford, AilatMj. I JarWutillf. Central Viiut, ?bHulx, latent, Cold J Hill and w Hi)iaysi Pally, iith Sunday, awnlli .$ .T' Paily, lllwut Hiuidiy, tneiilli liTi I Pally, it bout Sunday, one yeir T.ou ) Pally, with AuihU)', niw yrar... 8. UK I All Mm, eiuh In aihauee. Official paper (if I lie City of Medford. OfllcUl uier uf JacUon ('-dimly. MKMHKIl UP TUB ASSOCIATE It I'HEHH RexriTinf Kull lawd Wire Hmlee Tt Associated Pre it eiflmlifty entitled to Mir line for imUlraliou of all newi diHilthei rrrdtlrd to It or otlieniUe mill ted in tJiU innr, and also lo llw local nrw puljlislied herein. All rights for puulleation of special dispitcliet herein ire alio mened. MKMIiKH (IF AUDIT MVilKAV CIM'UUTlON MKMHKIt OP THE UNITED 1'ltESB Admtktnc Rprfniatlr II. C. MUCEXSEN & COMPANY Office in New York, Chicago, Detroit, San Fmnrlwo, Lou Ancelci, Seattle, Cortland. Smudge Smoke Keccnt mom, have been as raw uh a Scotch story,- told In the parlor. Mlko Jlanloy. Jr. ot Ijiko Crook wu a pleasant caller In the city lunt week with his l'uw. Many havo hcuvy cokly, and Huvoral havo coIUb not ho hcuvy. C. M. Brewer of Copeo went to Vorlland, and told the Oregonlau reporter, "our hills aro covered uitu u coat of ermine," no the re porter wrote. The Active Club wan formed last week, and from the llHt of the- personnel It would do no harm, if they pot nctlve, and shaved off tho fungus growths on" their upper lips, In ni u n y In stances. .... A survey of the flnanciul situ ation around hero shows the poor gotttntf pooror Rnd the rich ubout holding their . own, showing change from Uccombur find No- .vttmber: i . The Persian cat population of tile city was Increased by Kunta Claus, and they Imvo started to shed their hnlr, on trouscr less. The writer Is engaged In a spir ited controversy with un iiiHUruncc agent,, with no end in sight. Hhootcrs huvo started shooting at clay pigeons ugain. lloblai) lloucl will go trf' Salem tomorrow to attond tho leglsla-l tui'C. a'ud has been called a' states. man already. The legislature will nttend the Governor's dance, and It will toko tliein a week or ton days to got over It: .One of tho Carpenter boys wan seen on our plreots last week, which. Is unusual fur a Carponter boy at tills seuHon of tho yr. John Unrneburv started as co. corn. Wod., and for a democrat, did fine. Tho streets havo been clonrod of all decorative obstructions, und there is nothing for uutoists to hit now but careless pedestriuns, fire hydrants, nnd lamp posts. Thero 1 still considerable wall Ing about the d o p r o a I o n, but mino aro seen with lung whiskers und patched pants. It. Uardwell Is still being com plluiented on getting mimo cash back from his Undo Samuel. Thoro is still a demand for ml n by tho tillers, und xomo prayers have been filed to that end, as the valley has had very little luck, demanding and pray ing for rain, It is proposed they adopt a now tact, and Insist that there ho no mln, and threaten to get out pn Injunction, If It clouds up. It would do no harm, nnd us Nature Is contrary, might re sult In getting moro moisture than llundy to hnudlo. Tho now burgometstcr was In Ftalled Tues. night, along with tho new nldennen. Ally ti. Huberts has a new hat. ivhlt'h Is lined llko the Innlde of a coffin. It Is chic and becoming. ' The backbone of winter has net been broken, ns those In chargo tried to wring its neck. . Klmor Ontmnn l back from ("nllfornla, nnd not wearing hi" t'linamn hat. Tho Lylo Wilcox boy had his head shingled Tliurs. and ex proMseed no disgust with Santa t'laus. Vau! McI)onuld him moved lo Ashland, where he will llvo in tho hereafter. , An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but he wHl probably hnn around until It Is made Into hard cider. Philadelphia llulletln. Jacksonville poet in doing well. Tin snt n New York mugar-lnc three poems, and they sent him buck five. Florida Tlmes-Cnion. .A Michigan tree-sltier who perched for 10 days got $5 for It. , What the Iree-stttors need Is a tinlon. Rochester Democrat nnd Chronicle. 4 As wo understand tho current economic doctrine, folks shouldn't wait like shorn lambs to have the wind tempered to them. They ought to go out nnd blow them selves. 'Uoston Hernld. , . Jtuhwnys for pedestrians are be coming popular, according to a re port by tho department of com merce. HlddenVorces seem to he al Work, In one way or anojpior, to pine the pedestrian under ground. Chicago Dally News. Tho emperor of Abyssiana pre- sented President Hoover's dele gut to bit coronation glfu of hlppompotamua hlt. Po.slbly somebody told him that It would rami In handy for them., it they were to remain In public life over Jiere, Boston Hernld, j Editorial Correspondence CHICAGO, Jan. 7 For cci' - . , . tain irs.uiiil reasons we dec id- I'd to stop lit till? Hljiclisloiit? hotel (lui'iiie; mil', brief slop here. Kxiutly l!0 yenrs nno to day: tin' Blitfkstoiie whs lust honored liy our presence. It was regarded as one of the best ! mid most expensive hotels in the country then, and we be lieve still qualifies in the last bracket now, and probably doesn't come far from the first bracket. We lxdieve the lilaek stone was tin: first American hotel to extend little personal courtesies to all its quests, an example noon followed by Mr. Statler, greatly to bis profit and reputation. AVe remember how impressed we were 'JO years asro when walking tbroiiuli the lobby with a letter a bellboy naked if he couldn't have the pleasure of mailing it. A little thing, but one of the little thiiiKW that count. The only new development we have noticed in this, line to date is the alacrity with which all ho tel employes get the guest's iiumc. We bad no sooner reg istered than the bellboy at our side said, tis he picked up the bags, "Right this -way, Mr. liubl." The service maid on our floor greeted tits later in the same way. Ah, how it warms the heart and inflates one's sense of importance. Merely vanity, of course, but then no less an atlthonty than Mr. Tha jltaray said : in I ! vanitv. Jbisinileli is certain : : i . ..i.-...:..... ii minimi Milium n.-.c ... ... i.o.i- ed at least half the country i would go bankrupt, und prob ably what we know ns civiliza tion, would soon disappear. Get something that appeals persist ently to tie vanity of the hu man animal ami yon are a mil lionaire before you start. llcfore WK Btarted after the bell boy tho ctork, with alt tho grace nnd poise of tin Knkllsh Duke, re marked: "Pardon, Mr. Ruhl, but I seo you nro from Medford, Uregon. Do you by any chance know Mr. Alan Drury?" "Oh yes," suld we. "Kindly remember mo to him." snltl his excellency. "Tell him you saw Ramon of the lllnckslono." Thus ill tho wink ol' an oyolnsh one felt, at nomo placed, so to spenk not jlist u nameless wan derer on the face of tho earth. We admit such n feeling comes high, hut if ono can stand tho strain for n couple of days, morn or loss, any sacrifice may bo worth It. They charge you 45 cents for half a grapefruit at tho lllackstone, and BO cents for n pot ot coffoo If you don't wish to spend moro than ft dollar for breakfast that lenvcs you f cents for toast and the tip! Snnio day when wo nro feeling strong that's what we aro going to do give n Hluokstone waiter a 5 QUILL POINTS , Tho dilTorontM' hrtwoen H t'inviT mid work is Hint n worker doesn't hear uu.vhody yell: "Attaboy !M It in still too rnrly to tell why halt ol' tho Demoerats, wi bo mad nf their candidate next year. A nnd neighborhood is one where you pay $.10 for ihe apartment and more for beinp; a sucker. Tin- uiiL'k'iils frit olili(iiited to olii-y n liiw-ituiUcr who was obviously crocked, but tlicv didn't oleel li int. Alas! How unl'ortuiiiite tlnit how lo euro h cold decided not to .lust when 1'eople were Iciirnini; to keep their fiuiiers out of other people's business, iiloni; comes the dial telephone. The three leiidiuir bcavyweijihl fighters are much like lVm sey in one respect. They nre nil hcuvy. Miirs is overlooking n bet if Haiii will be find so mucb of And alter the Kiirm Hoard buys up the surplus, it won't need 11 tiling to keep the price up except n few tiood fires. Aiiierieiuii.sm: thissiuj; tbe Smart Aleck who toots for minji wny mid passes you: cussing the IJoiid Hog iu front who docs not move quickly when you toot for gangway. The uiijdlc class is the one that might be either of the others if it had u little less money or a litUe more. Crisis: Anything that gradually ooes 9. :.,,.-: 1 n... i n gr. l.t ,). lll uiil'lll IliC lllll Other nations fear that talkies will make all the world speak Knglish. Not the lulkies we've, heard. A hick town is n place where men who can't pay the grocer know just how ii widow should invest her insurance moucv. MfinFOUD MATL li't tip! Hnm "STOUY" that would make ! and we have nil - Uea the results would get a place " th front uko of the Chicago everyone knows, for tlio luteal nmr dors! And they are croaking uhout hard times, with the Hlncltstono dining room full, and people spend ing at least ten times as much ns they are worth or at least ten times us much us the things could be purcluiKed for one mock west. Then, too. the food Ih extremely good, of course. Hut we would dis like to pay $1.25 for ouc poached egg and three chicken livers, MOKI5 TITAN ONCE! Wo called on Mayor Thompson or at least called at Ills office, but his excellency wnB out of town gone. If we remember correctly, to Klkhnrt, Indiana, for hot mud baths to assuage the gout. Some how the picture of Big Hill in a hot bath of .Ml' I), strikes us as ex tremely appropriate. Apparently Mayor Thompson i doern't spend much time at his office these days, and unless Ills , ...ni health improves ho will retire from the primary race. In or out Mfg Hill remains one of the most extraordinary and baffling political figures In the United States, f or nearly a decade holding the high est office In the second largest city In the country, a power not only In state but natioiiiil politics, und till in all probably the stupid est und most unprincipled political figure since the days of Boss Tweed und Dick Crokcr. Moreover no olio here doubts that if his health permits he will win the Re publican primary hands down, against the divided forces of de cency and good government. Vic tory in tho election however, is another mutter. From what we heard, wo should say the Demo crats who have no primary fight. will rule Chicago for the next lew yearn. , f-f I tin lllll hasn't profiled finan chilly from his political rule- even those opposed to him are willing to grant that he Is not a grafter m any personal nenso. He has a largo private fortuno so has not boon tempted as a poorer man might have been. Hut ho has al- lowed the forces of evil and cor- ,.(! n fl-eo llllmi llns frankly winked at not only robbery but miirtlcr. - At the outset, no cap lured the foreign nnd colored vote nnd anyone who has this vote, can do ubout as ho wishes politically In tho city of Chicago. On our return from the Plane tarium mentioned In our previous letter we looked in at the Aquar ium and the Field Museum, tak ing a gllmpso Into Soldier Field, whore the big football games arc held, anil Tunncy took that long count. It whs desolate and do sortud In tho dim raln-soiikeil twi light reminded ono of the deserted Coliseum in Homo not because thero is any physical resemblance but because wo first saw the lat ter In a similar atmosphere. Chi ciiko has boon culled the Athens of America by a certain Indiana poet thoro is a distinct Chicago literary sellout but somehow - the Roma of America strikes us ns moro fitting. Chicago nt night Is really n ninrvelotis un unforgetable sight wild ila hugo Illuminated tow ers. Its numberless electric signs, many ot them dashing incandes cont messages like giant ticker tapes. We doubt If tho younger member will ever forget the sight she saw driving back to tho hotel from the North Sido lust night. A Fourth of July celebration, a Magic City ami a street carnival do luxe, ull hi one! ! R. W. n. the only pco be doctors. Ie who know be doesn't start it wnr. Ncvei the world in the riiilit humor. away bile Con it. II III IlilllWIt TRTBUNE,' MEDFOftD, Fifteen Years Ago This Week (Pram the file of The Mall Tribune) Monday crusader of No-vice CliicAKo. visits valley, and repurts no vice in Ashland or this city. . .Many local citizens braved the rigors of winter In the Hislciyous, by-auto to Journey to Hornbrook. In search of Ihiuid refreshments, and several went by train. Konfs of county hnrns, covered with snow 'cove-in.' ' Jir. J. J. Kmmena defeats K. V. Medynski for councilman in Die first word 2S2 to 201. Dr. J .M. Keone defeats T. (3. Hurrows 2CC to till. Elmer l-'oss is elect ed recorder and Cus Samuels, treasurer. Tuosduy Si-hool row on the horizon. 100 tiny tots of city to' present "Tom Thumb's Wedding" at the I'age. Farmers who a month ago were beseeching Providence for rnin, are now asking the same source to stop It. I ""',""' "-"'" .Mexico. ' near death. Film companies consider valley a model site for taking pictures. WcdiiCKdny A baby Kirly comes to the home of Mr. and Mrs. Herman Powell, January lit. and Herman Is pass ing tho clgarw. Danish violinist to appear at Nat In recital. "The Tom Thumb Wedding" Riven at the Puko lait nitfht by 100 little folks was larsely at - tended and hiuhlv enjoyed. Dick - ie Isaacs was Tom Thumb, wun MIhb Carol Bunce as tho bride Master Itobert Ernest Clancy was the officiating minister. Master Albert liliton executed a vocal selection. Master Itobert Porter assisted Mis Joyce Maddox to the stage, for a song. Miss Hester Wakefield performed neatly at the piano. lrofeor H.'-O. Frobaeh of Ashland was a visitor in the city today, and said Ashland was plan ning on a monster Fourth of July celebration this year. Thursday London report!" the Kaiser is having trouble with liis throat. Attorney Cus Newbury ran up to Grants Pass and back yesterday. Koguo Elk hotel near Trail neaVs completion. Oregon breweries will make new Prohibition drink, which -will be called "Gulden and JTmber Nec tar". The drink should not be confused with the so-called near beer. Medford high basketball team j defeats Klamath Kails 36 to S.j The sliis' team lost 12 to 8. Friday ' Editor nons a four column. eUT torinl on fish and 'fishing, and fiHhermen of tho ltogue. D , First carload of ChevroletsTover to arrive in valley due this week. Iloutic Kiver Canal company ready to build high line ditcli from liradshow Drop to Talent. 3200 acres have Ueen pledged but many landowners declare Irriga tion is a fad. ' Charles Strang, the druggist who Is doing development worit on a mino near Iceland, is empwed in. and could not come home U he wanted to. Most men at 0' lle's uge play gulf. Instead of mine. Saturday Former valley resident, found ttuiltv of wife murder, and sen tenced to life In Oklahoma prison. Hoc men protent spraying trees while in bloom. While Miss Venita Hamilton waH being escorted home from a inu sicale by Ed Andrews and David Rosenburg, Miss Hamilton was struck by a car driven by Dim bar Cass at Sixth nnd Grape streets. Dr. Pickel was called, and reported no peiioiiH Injuries. Tho headlights on the cur were po'Jited so to be of no use to p ed cs trla n . M r. A n d rows mi i d j one was to blame for the accident, so he said it was a wonder nil wore not killed. Miss Hamilton's car wiih parked In front of the Medford Uusincsa college nnd' htts( since defied starting. , Kninfall In tho valley Is now short 50 per cent. ! Press Comment Ill XTIUtS 1'IM) A 1'ltlKXD The tloer hunters win by the opinion ot Justice Holt that the law Riving the governor power to liar them from forwits In dry weather Is an linwarrnntcil Invas ion of tltelr rlRht. The opinion t tllstlnmilshrd In particular be cause of Iti reliance upon common cnsc rather than what the courts of Ireland said en shooting part ridges In tho early part of the fourteenth century. iYVriten Judge Hell: "It Is difficult to .conceive how a foreat fire could -Uo started liy 1ho ue of firearms, especially those used to hunt deer, ran It he that the lcs Isluture had In mind that n rifle bullet. Ktrlkinn n tree, intent set It on fire? If no. there should be additional le- ' Islatlon eoncernlnt; target prac tice, rrohlltltlng the ue of firearms by door hunters .in aeeeunt of danger to forest Is, In the opinion of -the writer, atisurd n lot unreasonable. "We next ctfnslder the other reason specified In the statute as the building of fires. Of coarse, a camp fire may con stitute a real menace. Hut I It more so by reason of In-lng started bv a hunter? What ubout thP 'tin can' tourist or the neophyte freshQfroin th bright lights vf Hroadwa'O' 3: Is the opinion of the . iter tbat the uverage hunter lov-esj tbe great outdooi-s and app"e rlatcH the necessity of exercis ing cure to preserve our mag nificent forests.'1 A bit satirical perhiii; but quite logical. The truth Is that the dcor htinter Is usually nn experienced man In tho woods, lie Is a lover of the great outdoors, a foe to OTCECiOX, SUNDAY, I forest fires, und skilled In carylng j properly for his fire, j This decision, It may be roniark j ed, follows the lines of tho con i elusion of governor Norbhul last 'fall In refusing to postpone tho opening of tho deer hunting seas on. Halcin Statesman. I HXAMS FOU AUTO MUVKItK J (Jovernor-clect Meier lius join- en wun Jiecreinry or niaic nai Hums, the ntato automobllo asso ciations and other bodies in advo cating un auto drivers' llcenso law that requires physical nnd mental tests. The present llcenso law is an absurdity ns anyone having $1.00 can secure a driver's li cense, regardless of qualifications. Eleven states nnd the District of Columbia ulready have some such tests for drivers as that pro posed for Oregon. A model ll censo law forms pnrt of the uni form vehicle code toward which tho National Safety Council has been working. Its adoption by a majority, perhaps all of the states, is only a question of time. Mr. Meier in his statement says: "Tho essence of this recom mendation is that the candidate for n license under this law to be successful must pass an exam ination, both physical and mental. The Htatement that such a law would be valuable in reducing tho number of automobile accidents cannot bo questioned. Expert test imony, national and local, strong ly indorses this plan. There are today hundreds of persons operat ing motor vehicles in this state who are mentally or physically un fit, or otherwise deficient In abil ity to operate a motor vehicle properly. The toll of lives taken by automobile accidents is increas jing. mis pruoiem must oo , vigorously dealt with and at once.' Tho legislature should have lit tle difficulty, in view of the ex perience acquired by other states, in formulating such a law for Ore gon and thereby helping reduce highway casualties. Salem Capital-Journal. ItAIUO SLAXDEIt Oregon now has no criminal slander law. Our next legislature is to be asked to enact one. Judge Kendall of Kidgwny, Johnson & Kendall is preparing it on behalf of the Better Business Bureau. The bill elevates slander into tho dig nity of a crime, instead of leav ing it beneath the notice of law, and provides that tho utterance of Hlitnder over the radio is a crime, and that for a radio li censee knowingly to permit broad casting slander is a crime. Our experience with Duncan has taught a lesson. Other states will profit by that experience. Tho de mand for radio slander laws is nation-wide, as individuals with reputations worth protecting, be they personal reputations built up by a lifetime of decent citizenship. I or ' commercial reputations built up by honest dealing, are realizing that those reputations may be vir tually destroyed among tho vast multitude who do not know the truth about those who are attack ed over tho radio. Privilego of using radio for pol itical purposes was abused by Duncan, who claimed protection for his slanders on tho ground that he was a candidate for con gress. A radio slander law would make it possible to punish this abuse. Thus oven an upright pub lic servant, or an upright candi date for public office, would bo afforded protection from vicious falsehoods intended to reflect upon his personal character. If decent men are not given this protection, it will be increasingly difficult to get them to run for office. A slander law, such as Judge Kendall is proposing, will make it unnecessary to have radio censor ship a danger to be avoided. Oregon Voter. NO CHANGE. IX 1 HIGHWAY WOltK SEEN (Continued From Pago One) Wheeler, Line county, nnd others who nre acquainted with the road situation, have expressed them selves in favor of continuance of the present system. The unanimity of vlewa on the highway program, however, Is not held on other major Issues be fore the legislature, with senators emphasizing various tax programs, several particularly urging appli cation of property tax offset. This Issue will be fought out both in committee rooms and on the t')nr. Dependable Abstract Service When it comes to nil matters pertaining to ti les, wc nre equipped to serve you well. For 20 years wc have been com piling authoritative title records enabling ns to offer the finest possible service. litfo Iisracc Jackson County Abstract Co. 12 E. Sixth St. Phono 41 JANUARY 11, 1931 i , ., , ., .. , i in una connection nciituor .iarK.s says ho thinks a constitutional In tangibles tax law should be en acted with a .iU0 exemption und "of fset against taxable Income of any Interest paid by the taxpayer." With this done, he sa. the ln-i come tax. excise tax and intang ible t.ix should be coordinated aiuli retufned to relieve tho burden of ' taxation on real property. Senator Woodward U also In favor of an intaniblea tax. wlthj an' income tax. a voted by the electorate last 'November, and pro viding a property tax offset. Sen ator .Mann favors both an intang-i Ibles tax and income tax, hoping ; : thus to relieve tax on real prop-j erty. : Senator Marks, who will con-1 Urol the whip hand in the upper house, if present schedules are ertected, ald he did not expect to sponsor any hills. He . added, however, that the "people of Ore gon have spoken emphatically on tho water power ls?ue and control' of utilities. Therefore. I think tho) legislature should develop a water; power policy with the state with reasonable safeguards to protciet : the taxpayers of municipal power! districts in order that such dis- j trict, when formed, nuy be oper-j ated successfully and that we mayj not have a ropition of the situa-, ', tion as irrigation districts. " j Senator Mann says that if he had his way in the matter he! would "ask for appropriations nec essary for the operation of the atnfr government and state insti tutions, and then adjourn." He declared 'hi nine If opposed to any. more laws, as "we are overburden-' ed with laws now." He goes further in stating he Is not in favor of Issuing any nf w bonds. 1 and is opposed to any now appro-j priations that "will make our lax burden heavier." "State iensions for tho super annuated is humanity's answer to privation and the poorhouHe," saidj Senator .Woodward, but he docs not concur entirely with the pen-1 slon bill proposed by organized! labor. He believes the age sug- jested in the measure. CI mini- j mum for pensioners, is too low. ! and would favor the age of 70 or! more. t Ho further believes the proposed $30 Is not sufficient if: the pensioner lias no place to I make his home. j Senator Woodward stated he would Htudy minutely the demands i for appropriations, and oppose any) that appear unwarranted. He Is I a staunch supporter of the public xeliool system, and will work for I the state loan off textbooks. ( With but a few days remaining; before the opening uf the assem-j lily, tne list of proposed mens- tires continues 'to grow, and pol - icy u 1 1 :h a re n o w coming to tne fore. Legislators await with In terest the program to be spon sored by the new a dm i n M ration, speculating in the meantime on report.- of several bilks allegedly be ing drawn on the public service commission and water power is sues. Gold-In 1931 Ciold may well bo Question of the Tear in 1!3I. What heads of central banks all over the world are going to do about, gold is just now their closest secret, the subject of earnest, secret con ferences (Time, Dec. 1 nnd Dec. 15). Last week England's noted elder economist Viscount d'Abcr-, non of Stoke d'Abernon, who was her Ambassador to Germany di rectly after the war, spoke- up. as more nctlve financiers cannot very well do. Said he: "This depression Is the stupidest and most gratuitous in history!" 1 All the existing essential cir cumstances "except monetary wis dom," he declared, favor a return to prosperity and well being. Gold Is the thing about which 11)30 was stupid, about which 1931 must be wine. "The explanation of our anom alous situation," declared Lord d'Abernon. "Is that the machinery jllllllllllllllllllllillllllllilllllllllllllH ; This Week Only MIDGET RADIOS Wc have just received a shipment of several models in Midget Radios especially for this sale. Easy terms in addition o the low price! DENIS0N RADIO SHOP 402 East Main for handling and distributing the product of labor has proved in adequate. ' The means of payment provided by currency and credit havo fallen so short of tho amount required by increased production that a general fall in prices has ensued. "This has not only caused a disturbance In the relations be tween buyer and seller, but has gravely aggravated the situation between debtor and creditor. The gold Htandard, which was adopted, with a view to obtaining stability of price, has fulled in its main function. In the meantime peo ple wranglo about fiscal remedies and similar devices of secondary importance, neglecting tho ossen lial question of stability in tand ard of value." Most startling, provokingly cryp tic was Lord d'Abernon's con clusion: "The situation could be remedied within a month by Joint action of the principal gold-using countries through the taking of necessary steps by the central banks." This amounted to saying that if things do not look up with in 30 days five men will be largely to blame: , Governor Montagu Collet Nor man of the Bunk of England. Governor Eugene Meyer of the Federal Reserve Board ( V. S.). Announcing the Opening of RENFRO'S Battery and Electric Shop At Jackson and Riverside . Texaco Super Service Station . We Specialize in Repairing Generators, Magnetos and All Electrical Work Batteries Recharged Phone 1294 We Deliver "Bud" Rcnfro, Proprietor : Jk jj COUNT YELLOW -Real Proof That Country People Read the MAIL TRIBUNE oo Complete Governor Clement Moret uf the Bunk of France. Governor Bona Id o Strlngher of the Bank of Italy. Governor Hisaakiru Hijikatu of the Bank of Japan. V Fortunately Al Capone is feeding the unemployed rather than giv ing them Jobs. Louisvlllo Courier Journal. i A mechanical robot at 'ou, exhl j TiUIon suddenly "seemed, tot tju')mu und hctodimost ei;rutJapyj'v,rUos ; a (orrciipondent. , Possibly; i screw , loos somewhere,--ljonjdo;j'Cjpiiion, The president is reported to be alarmed at the movement for a special session. JIo wants to put , off the proffered cooperation uf Us democrats as.' long as .possible. ! Dallas News. j ;.. , ; j Geographers declare that New Guinea is really the paradise of the ! spoiled child. Some envious per ; sons are always trying to tako J credit away from the United States. I Washington Star. ! A southern professor has decided ! to leave his brain to his alma muter, possibly figuring that a good spare would do the undcr ! graduate body no harm. Boston I Herald. 50cl THE Phone 1520