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MEDPORP MSIL TRIBUTE, MEDFORD, OREGON, MONDAY, JULY 14, 1930.
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Ye Smudge Pot
(By Arthur Perry)
Mr. X,effge of the Farm Board,
nets a world'B record for offhand
Insulting litHt week, when ho nd
vised 1, KM), (100 farmors of Kan
sas to "go to -hell," Jt wuh tho
first time anyone of the multitude
had been no directed, and their
Indignation knew no - bounds. It
seems that the federal body of
which Mr. Legge its (he heud, -Intends
to buy" 100,000,000,000 burnt
els of wheat to "stublllze" the mar
ket and the price. This In a pow
erful lot of wheat, and Incidentally,
a powerful lot of cash, and not be
ing In the leant greedy, Kansas,
through her politiciunH, doHired to
get firm whack at the spondulicks,
and take the cream thereof. Mr.
Liegge, who In civil lifo received
$100,000 per year for thinking fast,
qulokly penetrated the scheme of
the Kansas politicians, and spake
picturesquely and emphatically, in
suiting 1,860,000 Kansas farmers,
and peanut politicians all over the
nation, at one swoop . .
Every angle. of the Tom Mooney
case Is covered -,wlth doubt, exoept
that Mr, Mooney Is still In prison,
. "One of the'.Crlts mules, bit off
his own tall some time Wadnes-
ay night." (Malln Jottings).
That exonerates Mr. Crlts,
Tho male quartette that threat
ened this hustling burg for the
past 11 years, has Bwooped down
on Prospect.
Heveral lawyers are taking va
cations from their vucations.
A girl named Helen has becomo
modernised, and . hereafter wilt
spell her monicker: "llelyn."
The chief argument against thq
selection of Tom B. Kuy, as the
OOP nominee for governor, Is an
alleged "physical weakness." There
Is, however, nothing the matter
with the round thing on his shoul
ders, which he would be required
to use every waking hour, whllo
occupying the gubernatorial chair.
The slute wonts un executive, not
a hay-hand, '
A UVIXY DAY
(lllllshoro News)
We are told that when Mr.
Rchaper's car hit the. filling
station pump, the Impact Jar
red Cleorge's false teeth out
ot his mouth and they lilt ji
hole In the windshield, clut
tered across the street and
bounced upon the sidewalk,
where they were still chatter
ing from fright when located.
It Is even reported the teeth
snapped at the hand of tho
person who rescued them and
had tu be held with a forked
Htlck before George could re
cover them.
A new nttto of runt proportions
Is scheduled to darken the high
ways of these parts, at no late
date.
THE MOHT UNHAPPY IjOT
Perhaps tho saddest lot that enn
hofall mortal mnn Is to he the
husband of a lady poet. It Is, of
course, bad enough to be a hus
band at ail, 1 am reliably in
formed by authorities, but to be
the husbttnd of a wumun who
squats on Pegasus and Is pleasur
ably flicked by his lull must be
the apex of human misery. The
first year or so of such an alliance
may not bo unduly trying to the
kind of man who can so much as
look at a ludy poet without a
violent sinking of the tummy, hut
once life gets bark Into Us usual
humdrum the poor fellows' days
mast be filled with agony. It Is
not that he tuts to spend his nights,
after he gets hack from the day s
grind at the shoe store or rolling,
mills, listening to his wife's rhyth
mical inspirations about whlppor
wills, nightingales and weeping
willows, but Hint he la compelled
to listen for a very much grottier
period of time to her romantic
tributes to lovers with which he
often la hard put to It even vaguely
to Identify himself. lie cannut for
the life of him know whether her
rapsody Is boosting him or some
other fellow, elt:ier living or dead,
real or Imaginary. And If he Is
at. all sensitive, It Is not long be
fore he takes to drink to salve his
wounded pride. American Mer
cury, V '
Dr. R. P. Richardson of Union
City, Okl also Is a banker, farm
er, druggist, postmaster aud cotiuj
Kin operalor."'
WHAT'S 'BMATTER
IT'S easy to criticise. It's easy to tear down. The man who
rises on a soap box ami calls everyone but himself a crook,
damns the government and all its works and, with fire in his
eye, fans the flames of irc.judiee and discontent, is certain of an
audience. At a time like this, when there is widespread unrest,
if he happens to lie a candidate for office, he is certain of n
nunilier of votes.
(iovernor lied' of Kansas, candidate for re-elect inn, is now
i following t lii.s faimiiar demagogic
wrniiir in the wnrxl t,f worlds.
ot Kansas are starving, thanks
yen, and Alt'Ximtlt'r liCKtre of tlie ilutmtnili(t I'linn board, with
liis iicl'iiritnw Hiiliciiit! of co-operation hik! reduction of wheat
uereiiifc, in responsible. "Vote for me, lurii the rascals out
and enjoy the milleiiinin," says Governor Heed, or words to that
effect.
It's n fairly aafc bet that, with wheat at ils present price,
the farmers of Kansas will follow his advice. But, asHiimiiiu; his
election, his future course is not so clear.
' Fow will Governor TOed raise the price of wheat, and briny
prosperity to the fanner? Jle fails to say.
Naturally. Why bother with constructive criticism, when
destructive criticism serves so much better, ami retpiires so
111 null less thought and effort!
Why worry about what will bring prosperity to the Kansas
farmer if Governor Reed can convince them Mr. Lej-'fte with his
farm relief program is what took it away?
In fact, it is a pretty safe assumption that only one thint; is
worrying Governor Rued: namely, that someone will put a ques
tion to him lie can't evade, phrased somewhat 11s follows:
"If the Reimlillcnn rtdmliilHtratlon, with Its program ot co-operative
marketing; and itd'euRO curtailment, is respuiillila tor the
present low agricultural depression, how do yon explain the pres
ent low price of wheat? Kor certainly the wheat furmers of Kun- -nan
have not organized co-operatively, nor have they, or the furm
ers anywhere else, curluiletl their acreage ol wheat. Can uuy
program thut hutt not been tried bo reHpotiBlble for a condition
thut already exists?"
It would be interesting to hear Governor Recti's answer to
that question. The situation reminds one of that old story about
the village pastor who on a Sunday, afternoon -stroll caught
some boys fishing in the creek.
"It's very wicked to fish on Sunday," quoth the pastor.
"Who's fishing?" retorted one of the boys"; haven't had a
bite all day."
The farm relief measure may be as wicked as Governor Reed
maintains. Hut neither he nor anyone else can KNOW it is
wicked or know it is fiit.il!-t mitil it has at least been tried.
It hasn't been tried, and if Governor Reed has his way it
never will be tried, and yet with n perfectly straight face he
maintains it is responsible for the lowest wheat price in JO years.
HUM I It 's a funny world, Brethren ! And nothing about
'" it is funner in one sense, or more disheartening in an-'
other than the flim-flam game of politics. j
Stand up for the government when times are ood, boys;.
down with it wllOll times lire blld, " Never consider Of admit the
, , it, , . , ,
Ol)V)OtlS truth tllllt tlie nitl'tV 111 IlOWel' was HO more I'eSIIOllsl b t!
- .. . j,, " rt
tui lite Hint, citiitliiiuii litttti lur
Thcro's some catch in everything. The districts that gained
in population will Imvo to have
Communications
IivorM Hiviilnlloii, -
To the Kiltor:
I notice In Hum.i.y'fl Mull Trib
une whore there Ih Home talk of
Htntlonlnv a truffle officer ut the
corner of Rlhth untl Ouktlule,
which In greatly congoHtutl around
the ntldKot K'lf courno located
there, und to tux the golf coulee
n mi f Helen t Hum to pay tfie tutlury
of thin officer.
I think thut thlx In n fine Idea,
and would not only provide em
ployment for wmu worthy man,
hut would not he ony hardtihlp
to the owner of tho K"lf eoiTrnty
na It would appear that Mm prof-
It n numt he enormoiiH. I um In-1
formed thut he only payn $20 n
month rental for the Kftinda nnd
anyone who denircH only hn to
count the cnormoiin numher. of
pluyera prtHent each evoninur to
reckon what ImmciiHe profits he
mtiHt he makliiK.
However I believe that an offi
cer Mtuutt'd at tlilM eotii'He every
eve nt nK conbl nnder greater Her
vice than merely directing traffic.
There are weveral nbumn of law
and convention which are perpe
trated nightly around thltt roure;
and, 1 am mire thut tho owner!
ttnd operator of the course nietintt
well and that It Is Ills Int. ntlon to'
have an orderly coumo, frtHiuentt d course mure nttrai-tlve to the Itet
hy ladles and Rentlcnten who t,,r ,.ass of people, which after
wish to entertain themselves In
this healthy, Intercstliitr and inno
cent pastime.
However, there are nlwnyj .er-j
MUTT AND JEFF A
I 1 , . l I 1 1 !
Cftllr- I P0NCH UK KNOCK S,CHMeUNl JvNlLi. .CLoSTRATG rAV FAMOUS L . T BAcL nP rAV M.Ab UKG A C AR f H.S FAWORlTC
I AnKlG.'. ) I UMON FL6.u;t y lf-y OPPoMeroT fvj Tre M0S- it rrJ p r BLOWING OA) I
I ,p
WITH KANSAS?
pastime. Kvervtliinj? is
Tin luml-wnrkinir wheat I'lifiiiors
to the lowest wheat price in lo
, 1
111c Mtrciitiu.
another Congrt'ssnian.
tain persons everywhere who havu
lit tin respect for law and conven-
tlons. nnd a police officer would
have a very good effect on this
kind of pei'KO.;, One of the nul
sunccN to whlcb I refer lu absence
of any sanitary equipment on the
golf couchc, an objectionable fea
ture to owners of adjoining prop
erly. AIho. there Is noma drinking
going on which linn taken placo
lu u wood Nbed of an adjoining
property, holder. I do not wlh
to urgiie the merits of wet or dry
here, but do believe that every
one will agree thut property own
ers and tax payera Hhnuld not be
annoyed by people drinking ifn
their premises.
Abni, practically every night
the alley Ih completely blocked
with cars, which works an incon
venience on the people who wish
to get into their gn rages, besides
constituting a HertoiiH hnrdrihip
to the proper operation of fire
apparatus In cnno a fire should
occur In this d Utrlct . 'urn a re
frequently double parked lu the
streets adjoining this course, nil
oi ..u n . unoermu.... m '"""
agnli.Ht existing city ordlnnnces. .
o sum up. I neneve mat n i
Itrt'tit service to tlie nt'Ultliors. as
well tit' ttt the owner of the course,
whom, 1 would think, should wcl-
come police assistant e In kceplnn
order, as It would make his
all, 1 am sure Is the class he
wishes to cater to.
A NKinilUOIl.
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Personal Health Service
By William Brady, M. D.
Ulimei letters pertalnlm to nersnnsl health ami tvtlena. not to ttl.tm. amncxti i tftatmmt
apHveretl ur Or. ursdy If a statnard self sudreasetl enrslopa Is enclosed. Lstters should be
brief and written In Ink. C-lm to tits lane number ol letters reeelted onlr a fe esn Its aiisuered
n,n- No "P'? maA Q'lertea out amferniloavto utruetloDi. , Address Dr. WIDIa Pradrl
in ear of Tha Hall TrlbUM.
MASTOIDITIS AND KlTNM0 KAIl
Praetlcnlly every ca.se of "gath
ering In t!u"ear," absceaM. Inflam
mation, suppuration, acute ear
ache, running ear, otitis media,
mlddlo ear Infection, as It 1m vari
ou.Mly known. Is
the result of nn
Invasion of the
cavity or Hpace in
the Hkull bone In
side of the ear
drum by germs
that travol thru
the e u s t acblan
tube or ventilat
or shaft from the
Junction of nosy
nnd thrnnt n
sages. So tho doctor nlwny.H looks;1110 mastoid ecus.
In the nose and 'throat fnr the
cause of such ear troubtn. To the
abnormal condition he finds there
the most effective treatment ih
directed.
This middle ear space or cavity
houses thq fatuous hammer, anvil
nnd stirrup, the tiny linties of the
hearing apparatus, and has no
greater capacity than r. large eav
Ity in a molar tooth. The space Is
lined with the same mucous mem
! brane as that which Mo the etw-
tucliliiu tube and the no-sn-ihront
ravlly. It is In this llninv mem
brane III. t Infection or Inflamma
:i 1
ti :j cxlends f ! om t he n
t! (h(i tMIHt.,chlan
e or throat
anal (per-!
hlip!, , Vj inches nnK) Into the mid
; dte ear.
We doctors c:ill this env-l
i,v ,1.,i.il1." P,.p t ,l:sih,i..ui.h u'mi-v nn.t .i.ui.i.ir. i nu. ,ii
mnn tne ear canal out-ililc iif the;
eat iirum lino imm tne nerve tcr-i t. .Mniotinrntis ear discharge usn- Ftiends came In say summer cloih-. t-'s'iest measure oi social pvotec
mlinl or receiver apparatus of thiMtvlly means hone necrosis nnd calls ing, believing that a splrltualists's tlon, namely, by rhooting."
ear thnt lies more deeply embedded j for careful medical attention. ibnr.nl should bo cheerful, 'tliey
In the skull biitie cln.e to th-lirnln. i li. In the absence of personal believe that Doyle will surely re-j Tu,t recalls too cltl ecclesiastl
The middle ear space cemniuM- medical care, thes drops may bo tntn and say 8omet;..iiK at n great 1 CHI1rt. Itii nl.ig guilty heretics
cates wllh other air spaces In the! used for running ear: Ignlherine in London's Albert halli"ver t0 "ie secular nnd with un
interior ot tne siigittiy ouiKinir lione
Just .back of lite ear. and Ibat bone
Is the matttild process of th' tenl-
It. Hangs loosely
II. Hasp
13. Kumiss, eel-
lese
ts. fuys etisrt to
it. Turn sslila
21. Trail
t. Wearisome
SB. t.'enset . it.
naullrsl i 5
1. llul lute slew f
" au I'ronouu
Si. Point
tt4. Kun sod .
Ji. I'rollt
. ferlods of
time
8S. 1'nok a chair '
40. It
44. Tennis struka
42. Kltut IIUI
. Clmldesn city
. Veaael
&S. Ueneral
efflcleney
II. Tnrea.loea
alotlt
tft. ttppoaa atan-
B Ml
R JS
ORE
DlElW
nows
I. fllulltlT
5. .Museullne
liiinie
I. Ntrlkea
vlolentlr
4. Itegrel pro-
fiiunillr
6. lleufeni
Nrolrll
fl. Itliler pnnnle
7. Note of the
scale
H. ftreenlnnd
aettletnent
8. Klntrilora lo
India
ititij
Han at top
17.
speeu
so. Cuililla worm
Hi. Cranes front
latinr
tts. Hmallor
04. Aiipellnllan of
Alliena
Talon
. Places
(M. Terrible
(II. tli'iina of Ilia
olive tree -70.
Nineties
77. Like
poral bone. The air spaces in the
mastoid are called cells; they are
not present In the bone at birth,
,t develop In Infancy and attain
elr full Ue at the age of pu.
rpi,. milulnj '
but
th
berty. These mastoid cells aro
usually involved more or less in!
any inflammation or suppuration j
(pus formation) of the middle ear,'
though we do not diagnose "mas-j
toiditls" unless the complication
becomes the main part of the 111-'
news: .
In any discharge from the eari
which is very profuse more than!
a Rij.all pea sized space might roa-!
sonably produce it Is a fair sur
mise that the pus Is coming from
, 0
... .m, m nume oi uiese mu-vj
.,. Lt..r. . u t.pei im.i limit- u.
vere mastoiditis the inflnmmntion
and suppuration erodes or softens
this partition and breaks through
Into the bruin or Ps membranes.
Here are some suggestions which
may be of use:
1. In my Judgment the best treat
ment for any acute earache Is a1
hot mustard fontbttth ndmlnfster-j
ed to the patient in bed. t
2. Never plug the ear with cot-!
ton where there Is ear discharge.!
It Is much better to permit the
air to ventilate the ear,
3. Very profuse running from the
ear mean mastoidal..
4. Surgical Intervention Is nece
portion of caes of mastoiditis.
lloric acid 10 grains
'Alcohol I ounce
Warm the solution by standing
4he vial in hot water for a few min-f
i ulen before uHlng. One or two
'drops In the ear night and morn
ing for a period of several months.
"5. Many persona with chronic
running ear obtain much benefit
from li Mllftfihlp rml Hvor nil rut inn. I
8. Exposure of the naked skin
to sunlight or to the ultra violet
radiation of a suitable lamp helps
to prevent and euro ear Infections.
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
Consult Physician,
I hflVA fminfl wnrmo In mv liaf1 I
and cannot sleep nights worrying
about it. What causes them and Qood Umes wil, come agaln jn8t
what can I do about it? S. O. F.lafl Roon ag peope earn Ule waKea
Answer. Presumably round' , annt inKt Vpar
worms. Nuthlng to worry about.
Let your priysician give you a
course of treatment to eliminate
them. Howure of trifling with al
leged "worm medicine' on your
own responsibility. Such nostrums
are generally worthless, or if they
are at all effective, they are dan
gerously poisonous. Treatment may
be safely taken only under proper
medical supervision.
Kat and Sleep. Milady.
I am a girl of 17 and in the best
of health. I work from 2:30 to
11 p. m. as telegraph operator. Is
there any harm In eating a hot
.meal when I get home at night,
and then going to bed shortly after
wurd? Sometimes after 1 eat I
have cramps In my stomach for a
short time. Is this from late eat
in,?? K. a:
Answer. Sure, you ought to
have one good warm (not hot)
meal when you get through work,
and it is perfectly physiological
and healthful to hit the corn hunks
as soon after dinner us you like.
Perhaps the cramps are due to
ha-sty eating. .. Take your time,
chew your bread and ' taters and
such things well, let ma do moat
of the -talking) while you eat, and
avoid washing down mouthfuls
with water, milk ur other bever
age. Eat when you eat and drink
when you drink. Jt ought not be
permitted for n girl to work after
10 o'clock at night.
Thank You, Ma'am.
I am an old lady 75 and read
your daily column always. ,I was
delighted by your answer about
shingles. 1 bad that, and could
never learn what caused it, and
your answer explains it fully. When
first taken I consulted a doctor,
who gave me some medicine and
dismissed me. Three days later I
was removed toibe hospital, where
I suffered severely. I had been
frightened ever since, until your
advice did mo so much good and
reassured me ... It is a godsend 1
to us poor people to know there is
a doctor in whom we cart confide
and trust. Mrs. C. B. J.
Answer. And It makes me very
happy to know that poor people,
us well as those not so poor, do
confide In me, and thut I do some
times give them some comfort of
mind if not of body. Perhaps the
element of anxiety about the out
come "is greater facior In an !
attack of herpes zoster ("shin-1
gles") than we doctors think. I
can only'assure people that whi!e
while shingles Is in some cases an.
atrociously painful affliction, a
.complete recovery is the invariable
rule where the pain Is properly
dealt with, by your physician, of
course. There is no rhyme or rea-,
j!1 '," 'he """t,r!,",1" "!"ut tn0
hlnBle. meeting or extending com-
I pletely around t:.e trunk.
(Copyright John F. Dllle Co.)
Brisbane's Today'
(Continued from page one)
(Continued from Pag One).
on trial 241 members of the i-
eilnm Mafia society. Witnesses
testify that the Mafia posseses
1.1..,,. -I.. , .... P rt . rt il. . j
.hum m.m km nuvV ...... im
()Ur fransprs nnd racUotcers. ,
Where the .Malm kills a man
suspected of revealing secrets.
, , ... .
it proceeds to Kill 1111 ot tup ; young ladies, matle ot solid musk,
mini's near relatives, to avoid ! waltinji tor him In Heaven, nnd Ills
. earth v.ife excluded,
danger of revenue. Arctic dwellers think hell in ice-
i cohl. Men can.-.ot imagine whnt
Stephen Oenova told the court I u,ey cannot see. and they cannot
Hint when he tried to Identify tlKBee what happens drier death,
murderers of his u-lcnd Azzo, thoj.
"sorlety" at once murdered his ' Mr. Dooley long ago shed IlKht
Ihrco ht'otheis, Snlvatnre, Hosarlo,
and Llborio.
He gave the names of some bro- f
titers that killed his brothers. i
Sir Arluur I u.mn Doyle is burled. ;
t. .;, ,.,,!, ,.. t ., ...jDikI-.'. ,'.,-i.uri,, ro .,..i..,
l-juse In which he wrote his books.
this week.
A garden grnve is less gloomy.
. Quill Points
The first Question to decide Is
w),etuer a pension represents dam-
ages or charity or gratitude.
Dumbness is necessary. If peo
ple weren't dumb enough to follow,
there could be no great leaders.
There must -be-something in he
redity. The-y say the little Lind
bergh has already learned to fly
, m u temper.
they spent last year.
The objection to open-air meet
ings Is that the speaker can't tell
whether the hand slapping Is ap
plause or mosquitoes.
OSS
One remarkable feature of
the movies Is the hero's ability
to knock out three villains
without swelling either his
head or his knuckles.
The statesman's statue that fell
off its pedestal some time ago was
said to look much more natural
with Its ear on the ground.
You never hear an orator telling
radio listeners to write and express
their appreciation His admirers
can't. write. ; ' ;,. " .
Some man may learn from the
ant;, but-not a nunleil limn, lie
already -known how to be a nal
nance in the kitchen.
Aerlcanism: Thinking a Euro
pean politician speaks for Ills na
tion; hoping nobody will think nn
Ame. lean political) does.'
Onei advantage in starting late is
that you miss the thousands who
start early to avoid the crowd.
The old grad from the school of
experience can't show his appre
ciatio.t. Von cun't endow a kick in
the punts.
If hanging is done to scare those
Inclined to evil. Is there any insinu
ation in the choice ot newspaper
men as witnesses. .
Hints to husbands: If the
brakes are applied quickly, the
robe fail will stop the mouth in
- the back seat
Europe doesn't really hate Amer
ica. All people feel a littb bitter
when tbey discover Santa Clans
iBn't real. -
if there is no bootleg hooch in
,Euiope, what mukes ttie nations
H0 eager at times to see how their
( guns work?
j , , , '
If only the chemists could find
j B "lor poison that would parul
yzo the t. lager finger.
1
The new tariff encourages the
import of diamonds In the rough,
thus paying a gentle tribute to
qur great ancestors.
for surviving friends than a cramp
ed, dreary graveyard. Belief that
all spirits stay close to earth, al
ways to chat with their friends,
j seems childish to .some of us. but it
im u iiiwi e Urrtivuiiiij ueuei man
the Puritans belicl that souls are
to be sent to everlasting fire, by a
i "" ui -iuu, uuu me oiesi mane
)ia,,,)fer by tne BiKlt of friends und
relatives burning beneath them.
Human beliefs are variously and
strangely improbnble. The Turk
A(:ia iu mm iiuiiiieuiuc uiwiiyn
on Kussia'B official lack of humor,
a.id that lack continues.
Theie Is no death penalty In Rus-
sian law. Hut whan wholesale
murdcreis. bandits or enemies of
'ed the cotiit recommends "the
. "enrnest1, recommendation against
shedding of blood," which means
' thnt they were to be burned alive.
Do' Yoa Remember?
TEX YEARS AOO TODAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune.)
July 14, luiio
Chicago. Labor joins third
party ranks- ' , i. . .
Pall of ashes causes grass fire
on East Jackson street.
Oregon O. O. P. take womea
Into "full fellowship as party
workers."
Jackson county court plans re
vote on Crater Lake hlghwAy
bonds. '
R. L. Polk company
census of city.
-to take
"Disgusted tourist" writes letter
to this paper protesting lack of
phones in free auto camp.
'Chicago LaPollette refuses
nomination for presidency on third
parly ticket.
TWENTY YEARS AOO TODAY
(From files of the Mail Tribune.)
July 14, 1910
Phoenix swept by fire that burns
Alfred Week's planing mill and
dozen small houses. Loss Is $10,
000. Autos rush from this city
to aid In fighting fire. Special
train carries local fire department
to scene. Bucket brigade did nob
ly. Washington "The mailed fist of
the Kaiser has ceased to twitch,"
offlclul sources said today. '
Fruit crop of valley predicted ,
at close to 1000 cars.
Editorial "The moss still clings
to the roof of the Portland Ore
gonlan tower."
VP. C. Leever of Central Point
receives new White auto, without
any tools. Dr. I. D. Phipps car
is in the same fix.
Sundown
stories
THE If ACE
(By Mary Graham Bonner)
The Little Black Clock with his
wonderful magic had turned . the
time back 101 years on the day of
their last adven
ture, and now he
told' John and
Peggy , as they
came for him,
that he was turn
ing it ahead one
year from the
time before.
Thnt meant
that the time was
really back, , i00 .
years.
Every evening
the Little Black '
Clock met John and Peggy and
took them off on adventures. Dur
ing the daytime he stood on the
desk in the back hall of theif
house with hs hands pointed to
7:00 o'clock.
That was because he had chosen
to accept the magic thut allowed,
him to turn the time backward or'
forward, but in return for the
mnglc ho had to give up telling:
the ordinary, usual time.
Now the Little Black Clock was
taking them once more In the train
drawn by horses, but now there
was a second track and upon that
second track was a locomotive
about to travel by its steam.
"We're going to have a race,"
the Little Black Clock snld. "Tho
locomotive is going to race our
train drawn by horses."
"Well, we won't win. That's
certain," said John.
. "Don't be so sure about It," said
the Little Black Clock.
"A train can always go faster
than horses, Peggy said.
"Yes?" questioned the Little
Black Clock.
The race had started. Many peo
ple were watching it. Rome were
cheering the horses nlong nnd
others seemed to think that, per
haps the locomotive would win.
It was surprising to John to no-
tlco how many more people
' thought the horses would win
! tn,,n tne locomotive.
I "hat a nice It was! First the
I horses not ahead. Then tho .turn
I '"comoine passed tnetn. Well.
that was what John had thought
would be sure to happen. ,
I'enple cheered. Anil, then some
thing else happened!
Tomorrow-
"i'he Winner.'
No blood
burned.
flows when you are
By BUD FISHER
W FAVORlTG
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