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Ye Smudge Pot
(By -.Arthur Perry)
The KnnBiii mun who worked 17
hours a cloy for VI years, has his
picture In the papers, nnd he does
.iiot look ns'nmcji like a mule as
nJlls rullnir nuttlness would Indleitte.
1, Khe was Very rheerful, as she
- had on n new pair of shoes, anil
they I jut h hurt' liko tllo very
-rllckenH. V.
,am Miss Harbnra Krunklln wns 7
'Wears old Sunday. She had a parly.
They nil went io the pitcher hIiow
and then went home nnd nto ice
' ereain. (no;.etx the guests had n
.jroud cry, because she was only 0
J"yonr old, but. she will net over
:,hnt as Tlme.tfyes on. A little hoy,
-came and niado faces at the
u.liosless und .tier, ituests. lie tried
tb stand on hjs head, and failed.
'Everybody hniT.ti fine squeal and
""a pleasant tline. was had by one
' and nil. i .i. ...
The ecllpsb was consummated
'yesterday, about as the nstrnnd
'i,iers said It would. They suld the
'f,sun would meet. the moon nt 1 o : f 8
. am, and nelthpr Old Hoi or J, una
was late. They did not appear all
flustered wit,!!,, their snare-drum
-after the intrude., was over. Nolther
''Aid tho rurlntn KO Up unexpeelVdly
'nnd catch them painting a river
iln the back scenery. Tho nHtron
' oniers shuuld be cuntfratulated on
.their nccuracy, Consetiuently, when
they ropurt tliitt In 1042, on Aukusi
-f. at 2:1B pm.j, the two heavenly
liodion will repeat their perfor
' hianoe of yes(erduyp your enrr., for
'line, Is inclined to take their word
for it, Kveir.if the 1!)42 ohscura
ecilpsn came to. puks at 2:17.
.we would still retahi faith in their
mathematical efficiency. It Illus
trates whnt it .nmn. can do with a
Jead pencil arid ji piece of paiier,
'.When ho has.nnlhlnK else to do.
This Journal has a kllton-hall
'foam. They , 'alk . llko a mad
Uemocrat,' ami play llko the Vorl
land team the day 'after the auto
mobile in which t)cy were rldltiK
leaped off n .cliff. . Like their blK
brother, they con oven do n good
,Jnh of loslnK.;. .
Pens raised hi the backyard, nnd
.boliKht at the grocery store, are
.being spilled ; on the Irish linen
olothn,
The plcturo, of. Keg Parsons on
the business end of a shovel, re
Ihlnded Dock' Kuliide of Philadel
phia, Kanlu Uurbaru, and Central
Point, that he is behind with his
spring plowing.
. "Henry Ouch and brother 0. W.
jOuch-of Halmqn River, were In the
.vtty Tuesday oh personal business"
(Cottonwood lOnterprise.) Alay
this will hityour funnybnne.
The . present campaign lacks
Vitality. Nobody Is mad nt Ills
regular friends, and the Hon. 11.
.Anderson has not pressed In the
tremolo stop .of his vocal curds.
Uuhernutorlal .usptranU have been
accused of looking upon the wine
when it waB red, without ,n muss
Meeting , of tha outraged vuters
being' oujletl... The. 80-30 rifles nil
4tung,. unused on the. kitciieit walls,
uud not ii ouhtatn pen has been
yanked from Its holster, tu bum
Irnrd . tht oditur with a. iSu.OHO
Svord article on (lie trend of the
'bubllo thought. The rumor that,
.inn Pojio , wan planning to seize
the courthouse, oven fails to ruffle
tho nunchalan'co of tho voter..
Nobody cares who Is electee) con,
stable. JJots ' havo been nintle .
nnd won that the entries for the
legislature do not know the date
of the battle, of ballot. Hut Mr.
Xfinies Madison Keene retains his
fleep disgust of tile Oregon ttysteni,.
and the bank .clerks are planning
picnics .for May llllh, , There are
no other signs of the appioaehlng
I'leotlon.
Xi'HKN KlXtlS KKKI. 1'ltOI.K KY
King Alfonso led the Prince to
an Imposing marble bench, and
Indicated that ho should nit down,
ills weight fausiid, aim six con;
el'iiled Jets lo stiutrt. While King
Alfonso, the Infanta llcntrlx nifl
the Prince's toother,, tho Duchess
of Aosta laughed und laughed, the
Jtalian Prince gut up frutn the
squirt-bench and wrung out his
clothes as . best ho could without
rcunoviiuT theui. Jt. . r ,
--After, being thus drenched Kd
tvard of Wnjes tpok crafty revengo
on King Alfonso.
'Vwilhclm II, when .Kaiser nnd
fill highest wur lord, used to, ask
vlsltlhtc royul maleat elow the rank,
of Kmperor to lean out it, certain
window, the better to, wntch troop
flfiraclltig below, . yhen they did
so (he ull highest would give their
posterlorq, n. resounding, open
alm slap, would laugh iiml laugh.
t- (Time Mag.) .
THIS "IS" A GREAT COUNTRY
XTJILAT we beliovo to lie tlie'most beautiful niiitor trip in the
world lien at Medford 's
covered in the past few days there are many loeal motorists who
have never taken it. This is the
from here to Eureka, California,
I'lieifie Ilinhway.
This trip is beautiful at any
the maximum of perfection in
The highway '-to the const is in ideal condition, nnd those who
wish to take only a day will he amply replild by only motoring
to Crescent City and rettinu Hut if one can spend n week-Mid,
the trip around tliO' eivclc, nlon;;' the river route to Reditinjr.
will provide a variety. uud weaUh.of scenic beauty 1hat,.we'nre
eonvincedi caii't be equalled nnyi'horo on the terrestrial '(.'lobe.
..!!.. .: . . .,: ' v in- .... J- "..
N' a week now the "rhododendrons will be in .full bloom. In
liddition there will be. the iizalias,. the doi(-won(l trees; wild
iris, fnx-filove, and iicres of brilliant Scotch broom, stretchint;
li)' the hillsides, to the priunt redwoods, before a hack;rouiid of
Kipaiilic ferns, and ii inass of frreenery that is tropical in its
luxuriance-. With-the niountains. on one side, anil the d'neific
on the others one is certainly justified hp proclaiming I 'inmill
the world no trip. like this,."- :' -:-: ., li'. ; ;.. ;:! j,, ;
j '.; In mid-siiiiinier this hiiihwny. will he pretty well. crowded loi'
then everyone w-ill he trying, to itvoid the heat' ot" the. interior,
jllit. in May, travel will be lifrht and therefore pleasant and com
fortable, ; ;thc : natural , beauty , will - lie at- the 'peak, and, as
Wei should all know the resources and beailtie of our own coun
try: befora exploring elsewhere,; wc stronrjly tirue local motor
islHwhb have-never mado this swinfj around the circle, to make
it this year., i ..:. v.
We are conyincod they.oau't return without icaliziiif; that
the phrase,;!'Thi.s is a uretit country," is snnicVnini; more than a
mere "booster slogan," is indeed a sound anil conservative ex
pression of a fundamental truth. ...... :i
r. -i i- fr-'i i- , (.'! b:.
IRRIGATION SITUATION IS TRANSFORMED . -
It'ST" what the money value of the n nt rains may be, wo
will leave to the hiimdinjier statisticians. "Million dollar"
precipitations are nucIi an old story that we prefer to leave the
exact flKiircs to those who never' tire of ittdillnlii(? in thcih.
H lint; that these :raiiiHi have (treat value, particularly at) this
tuna of year, we believe no well itifni ined porwin will deny Only
a few weeks p;o ti serious shortage in irrigation. water was uni
versally predicted, a movement, was launched for conservation,
and utilization of tributary streams, but now with heavy snow
on Mt. Ashland, with reservoirs rapidly filling, the entire situation-has
chnnccd, and ample water duriiij,' llhe trrowiiif; sciikoiv
npiear ee.rtuiii, . i' ''.. t. . ' .,
Kor ail of which we should be,-Mind undoubtedly are duly
I hank I'ul.
THE REASON WHY
TIIIS sudden chnnpe in the Irrigation, and eoiiseiiiently the
crop, situation illustrates the difficulty of the l-'arni Hoard
in ever accoinplishinK its program of porsuadiiif; the Ameriiqin
wheat farmer to curt nil his production 10 per cent.
Kvpii if IK) million individual farniers could ho persuaded to
adopt such ii proftraiii, there would bit no assurance of success,
unless thcr Weathor'Mtm would also ajfre'e' to behave, that is
to say, rofiulate rainfall and sunshine, acconliiij,' to n 'certain
prearranged schedulo. ... - '. . . ... . :. ..,..., .
And obviously this can't he done. The trouble with the
whciil problem is the trouble' with every prohieni, the solution
of which is tlependenl upon tW weather. The. weather is simply
KOincthiuK that can't he predicted or controlled.
IT iH different .in other lines of ninniifacturc, The ntitomtihile
producer, for example, not only knows the probable demand,
hut he fit ii at tiny moment entirely control his production, or the
supply. Not. so the wheat fanner, lie may reduce his iiereaue
by 1(1 or 110 per cent, and that reduction may theoretically elimi
iiiitu the wheat surplus, but n iftxitl crowing season may increase
his production per acre from 211 to 110 bushels ; or a poor urow
ii'.jj season may reduce it from 20 to HV
In oilier words, not h but the weather controls his produc
tion. And until the power of the human iiuiiiial "over tho
weathor chaii(ies froni what; it is now, or Wiis in Mark Twain's
time, il.'will be as impossible for any Farm Hoard to control the
national wheat production, as it was for old Kiiiit Canute lo
sweep hack the ocean titles.
Of course tho ricml enn't spnik. If tlioy could younr fish
wouM know t In t oiisy worms conitritl tht honk.
Aiioiip; tluf holdovers from Inst soimon to Hppoar rit tho open
iii(i gumc'lii Port I ami wrVo the pt'iinuts.
linn it oocurrptl to Itussia thnt. the fault may not he in the iv
liKiU sinee it makes other people tleeent?
MUTT AND JEFF A
IFX BON'T 6CT-Y FURNlTuftfjl ...
r tsjit-L' Be STUCK
FOR A,THfteS -YAR.l J
liiics i
MhUl
front door, and yet we liuve dis
trip over tho Redwood fliuhway.
feturiiiii).'.. via Redding and the
.. !; :. '; -. , v ..
time of the yeiir, Imt- Willi reach
the next, two or three weeks;
Man Can't Think of Everything
tJ
I J " -.,s.urrc 10 flKM i . i .',,'," - VU; V- I M-fVierVAI I I f I I ' ' ' tOWliOl BOV
Personal Health Service.
.. By Vfrlliam Brady, M. D, ; -
Blfoed lttri ,partto!nf to pf tonal health and hrrlent, not to 4ltHn,'4tiiaiiM'ifrthitmtat
Ml b uuvered hf Dr. Brady If iUmp4 iell add famed cnrelopt Is tocloMd. UUeri ibould bt
brM and wrlitco la Int.. Owlog to Um.Ivm ombtt of Utters recelred ootj s fev oa t nuwcred
bttt. No reply can bt mad to QUtrltt oot coowmlof to lutracUoDj, AMttm Dr. Wliliaai Brady
lo care of Tbe Mall trlbuna.
'THR TOXSIfTIIAT 1I.4H.&OIIN A FfK'I'S oV iSTECTIOV
JUHt'What is a 'wptic foqutt'' or
"fbcuti of Ini'ecUon ?.'.. It in a cen
ter of .mvvlty for.gorrnH, a nldun
a nest where tne
t Kerms Rrow and
m ulil ply. Very
well, then, 1f that
wieie all it would
not matter ho
much, prov I d e d
the Kcrmn ne.ected
Home. out bf ; the
way place? to; et
up, hplisekoepi n g,
Unit.st 1 1- -Via n lnl nf mix' nl,l,,.
rerhfeom experience. We
snau ,'just ;cair it experience ana
hope that H has not been sad ex
perience in too many instances.
The trouble with this septic focus
hUsincHS Is that the germs are
likely to become cocky, especially
If 'they ore of the Streptococcus
tribe, and stage outbreaks from
the reservation. The host has no j
assurance tnat tne germs will con
fine themselves to the focus, say
in the tonsil, and no warning when
they are about to break out and
perpetrate a raid on -the lining ot
a joint far from the home focus,
or maybe the linlno of the heart
in the neighborhood of a- valve,
Likely as not these excursions will
be so quietly conducted that the
host will remain unaware of the
disturbance until the rheumatiz
hpgfjns to obtrude upon his con
sciousness or he discovers thnt his
h)euri, like the old gray mare, ain't
what she used to he. when he han
pens lo riiil to catch the 8:12 train
one morning
-It. in no wonder-that wo doctors
aro so firm about the" importance
of cleming up n septic focus when
ever we discover one in the course
of a health examination or ti
casual once over. Yes. -to bo sure.
cit's nil guess work, nnd we make
n;i, bones' of that- not now. Of
course vo had to be pretty positive
or arbitrary about it nt first, in
onler to get folks Into tho habit of
having their septic foci cleaned up.
Just on the chance that. It might
be causing whatever seemed to '-t.il.
'em. But now, after nearly twenty
years of it, the public is not nt all
obstinate- or unreasonable nbout
giving up a tonsil or two or a few
teeth 'just ,' to see' whether. And
lh.i. best doctors. I say, make no
hones nbout such experiments,
even If the hoped, for gains fail to
materialize in half the cases. Of
course the doctors concede that
such failures are just too bad, but
they don't' cry crocodile tears
a, built. It, for. they can always turn
for consolation and cheer to the
ot her, haf . of their practice, in
which the hoped for results of re
moval of septic foci are realized.
Heveral. months ago I feared I
was developing a touch of rheuma
tic in one. knee. I believe 1 re
ferred to It here. Hut it no longer
a,nno,vs. pie, ..(hat fear or suspicion,
thanks, I believe, to a reasonable
modification of diet. I've been
trying wee speck of my own
meillcltte the corrective, protec
tive regimen, along the lines sua-,
gnstod by Old Doctor Lnngstrolh
and described in detail here sev
eral times. If any reader wants to
follow such a regimen I'll he glad
to send full particulars and direc
tions, on receipt of a request In
closing a stamped addressed en
velope. ' i mention the matter here
merely to Indicate thnt I am by no
menus committed to the belief thnt
nil. nt-thritls or Joint trouble is due
to a septic focus, and my views are
very much the same as those of
the majority of physicians about
that.
But suppose you are fairly satis
fled you have a focus infection In
a tonsil. Must you have the tonsils
removed? Not necessarily. In a
good' many Instances the septic
focus in the tonsil may be cloared
up thoroly and promptly and palru
lessly by dltithenuy provided
your doctor or throat specialist Is
equipped to' give such treatment.
QITSTIONS AM) AXSW
Kits
lulling Hair
What In your experience Is good
for falling hair? I am 23 yjrs
old, and bore always had n good
head of hair , unity, this lnsf year,
now it is starting to full out and
dandruff is. appearing. (K. W. (...)
Answer. :Send a stamped envel
ope hearing your address and ask
for Instructions for care of hair
and control of dandruff.
Tho IHmHInI lUflitco Ada
My gums aro sore nnd red and
my dentist tot Is mo there Is too
much acid In my system. I hud a
baby tv yejtr ago ,and , iny. gums
have improved since then, but they
are wtlll nore. I have heard that
carrotH r;. e4 for too. iiueh
add. Ih thajf ftU.e? 1
Answer. CuiTota are. good, and
mo are all other fresh vegetables
and rell-sheii or green, particularly
the kinds you can eat raw. So are
all the freHh frultn, particularly
tho He in season. Tomatoes,- ap
ples, raw ciilihaKe and lettuce aro
piirticularly valuable Items In the
dally menu, to oppone acidosis.
How in time the dentist can deduce
too much acid is one ot those mys-
tc-jieg the dentists had. rather not
',,vu,e to u niere doctors,
Symmetry
Is It true that one shoulder and
hip are higher than the other,, also
oneufoot and one hand smaller than
the other? (Miss 8.)
( Answer. Yes, in nearly all right,
bunded persons tlie right shoulder;
und hip are higher than the left
ami the right hand nnd foot lar
ger; In left-handed persons It is
t lie other way
1 Hals-to
1. Please give your- opinion .as.
to the merits of insulin treatment.
2.' Are there any permanent bane
fits to be derived from this treat
ment? .3. Can'a luyman adminis
ter insulin wifely after receiving
full directions from his doctor?
A. Latest and best book on dia
betes, that Is, for the patient to
rer.d. If. L. W.) . ... ,
.Answer. 1. It is life saving! ' 2
indefinite prolongation of comfort
able life. 3. I do not think it
would be entirely safe, unless the
doctor Is always within easy call,
. Dr. Don II. Duffle's "A, -Book.
I'or Us Diabetics," published , by
the author, South Lancaster, Mass.
at 91. CO. ' ,
SUNDOWN
v.- a mix 4AIAN.-v.,;
" IVy Mary (irHtmiit . Ronuor
.They" iVi'riyedMn - the hurbtit" of '
Yokoliama lii .la pan. The Little I
Illack Clock said they must begin J
sigh t-seeing at
once, but for a
little while John
watched the
steamers In the
harbor. The ships
were from every
part of the world.
A Jinricksha, or
ricksha, soon was,
'brought .along
.nnd they nil got
:in It. . j
They had a de
1 I p h t f u I ride.!
though the mo
tion was new nnd
' i-4-;v s-iV.tt range. They
saw- hhblesbeing carried on the
'havkV of 'mothers.
, They stopped by n imail uri-,
painted house, two stories high,
which was held tip by gray wood
en posts which stood upon stones.
They could see right through
the house! There was a charcoaC,
fire!, burning, nnd before going In
they had. tp tako, off thoir shoes.
Tlui , Little . IJliv;k plock, told
them about ' .Japan's coal mines
which reached vay under tho pea.,
and of , ohy particularly . famous
one that hiul tflfty miles of tun
nels going umfer the ocean.
They were Inside the house now
and were sitting on the floor!
Outside r they could see a lovely
garden.
"How would you like a hot
bath?" the Little Black Cfcick
nuked. & It was hot .lohn's ot Peg
gy's Idea of nn adventure, and the
l-ltlle Black Clock noticed from
Iheir expressions how they felt.
"Perfectly all right." -.he .said,
"only when they say hot bath
here they mean hot bath. They
bathe itv wooden tubs which have
stovepipes running up through the
water at the backs of the tubs.
Then you can't be, burned as there
are pieces of white pine around
the pipes to keep . them from
touching your" belly. They use
such scalding water here.'.
John and Peggy were relieved
that the Little Black Clock merely
told them this Information and
were still better pleased when he
rti id.
STQB
' - ' - . By BUD FISHER
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAICY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
ACROSS
1. Morbid k-raalb-
tug sjnnd
S. lit iff -9.
Pat off
14. A J'idee. of
lirael
1. A IiIdb; of
MM Ian
II. Attended
17, riuwcr
JV. nmtle of tho
warld war
AO. Ta such h da
Httei con
' tract Ion
KI. Viae)f
2f. Hcaiu of
harden -tt.
Wnrtbleosi '
colluq. -
II. UaptlsmRt
' voKiel -Sk'Afresli
it. inform
Jfs. Weird
1(1. Jlefore
4. Harden "
81. Metric land
Solution' of Y"eterday Puatzle
rilraMslpiElcFaslclopil
4". That mnn ' !
68. Urn-over -flU.
S,v danger
mess are
17; Wliu fall fores 62. Km a II mound
19. Imperfections M. Neu eaglea
uneeai i. laiken better
4. Jlrink
61. lieuart
43. Wa.li lightly
44 Threetoed
' MlOltt ''-
4 a, 'onndatlon
4fl. Likely
- 47w Mundute
4tf. Kljlr mis- '
i ehlorous
&i. (Jod of war
Li. Quulfflei
6. Oreniony "
68, Comfort
AO. )omerjtl(teii -
70. 1th pr In Bel- -glnm
71. Colored
DOW.X
1. One who rulei
for another
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n" "fit- W: '9 ,
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si 54 " 7W Co 37" . IS
: 1, . L wn I I br 1 1.1
"We're going to have
Japanese - meal, now, fcand
ward, ..we'll- have' 'to.'; take :
In the Talii.' : " - - -
"Rut it's not raining.
real
said
John. .,,..
Vclt will be , when we ;take our
walk,," .said ,the Little Itlack Clock.
Toinni'row ."Tlie. Slinngc Meal"
Qiiill Points
Among the Influences that make
you dp. ,ru.;$y , things without in
tention are liquor, fever and sales
man. . .'..:. . .
' There's hope. Naughtiness has 3.
lilck , only while . It's new. and the
sttnrc'i for new stuff can't go much
farther.
"'Itinding girls' feet wns, a brulnl
fad, but the Chinese let their small
sons keep ihelr tonsils.
In some erases the reformer could
do better exeon.t for the fear that
reform
would make people like
him.
rPrhhltlvQ man oikhc(1 lihti
selr only in daylight, and per
haps Instinct iimkcM logs re
ject enor encept In the evening
gown. ,, . . . ,
. A boy without sisters hns a little
advantage 'in q schooY pf pharm
acy. He has some training in kit
chen work0.
Don't lick youi kid for lying. It
may be a gift, and somebody must
write dog stories.
' People who think rules can hu
manize warfare should observe that
we hnvo traffic rules.
Americanism: Suspecting t he
rich, guys got theirs by methods
you would sporn; , wishing you
knew how they did it.
18. Jfearo of tht
, - Mger delttt
24. Bant
3(. Onet Scotch
37. Urban dlatrlef,
Monmouilisblro
.England
29. Fn.l .
30. Anger -'
Ht. Outfit . ;
SI. Com pa it point
IS. Mother of I'erc
urn.
17 f Top si linra
lalng bird
IS. Tableland!'
40. l'nrt of th -
month :
41. Wouili n . .
jiropellff
45, Shorter " a
47. Hone
4H. Worn out '
so Article of food
il. ' id attention
, t. State - J
; I.. Lend
4. Terminate
. 6. Satis Kiiftljr '
to
'0. Have reference SI. Van a rope
inrouirn a.
7. H order upon
8. Q omit It 7 ot
mntlr
S. The eopy of
the Old Telia
went 10. obliterate '
JI. 1'er.lurer-
11. Anglo-uion
slave
It. Female sand
pipers - pulley
34. Worms
ifl. old form of
three
S3. Olrdle
fi. Surface
00. Actlvet eolloq,
PI, Mlinrp eiltret
nrcliltectire
63. .Shallow re
ceptacle 65. Color
, Men ;andri teeth are so much
alike. ;Thelr . arrival Is painful;
they, soon need" fllllhs; 'and they
hurt' until .their, jerked hence.
Anybody could make a new tooth
paste, but who could think of a
new lie to put It over.
Some miiiiials squirt at en
emies nnd surely the grapefruit
cnulcl- ha trained to defend It
self from a mere fly.
' You see, . postage, rnies can't be
lowered because ther wouldn't he
revenue enough to pay $110,000 a
year rent for buildings worth $30,-
If It is true thru tho combined
petition' of th6usands can benefit
the blind, why doesn't it do any
thing for tho umpire?
The ibenefit of having an engi
neer in the White llouse depends
on whether it is a stationary en
gine. Correct this sentence: "Don't
fix anything just for me. said the
husband of the bridge shark; "I'm
looking forward to sardines."
Therc'snooasierway to
wv n)oiwy dttriagiho
winter man tho than to
prevtjQt BickaoM fex-
per.- v - -.
At tne first sign of a
cold, headache, dizzi
ness, biliousness or
constipation, tako aa
tW Nature's Remedy
and clean out your
system. Restores nor
maj functioning nnd
builds up resistance,
preventing costly sick
ness. (Jet this pure,
mild, vegetable laxa-
wveatanydruggtst, aT3
M
Do Yon Remember?
TRN YKAFlS.A'-0 TODAY
,(Frora files ot the! Mall Tribune.)
1 April an. man.
- Newark Hi JohYwon ilomnnrt.
new count In New Jersey prl
mnry. -
C. K. fJnlea Auto Co. busy mov.
Ins from Si.arui RulltllnK to new
home.
Free auto, , ramp - reBlHtors J2
cam of tourist". The city will
reap great Kootl from thlH free
ramp and advertising.
. John, CV -Mann. W. ... E.
rln ltohinson and David
hers named, leaders of
lunch speakerK.
CrewH.
. lto.sen
forum W. E. B. Webb elected . resi
dent of .Poultry aHociatlon. Jtub
l.it mndwichea served annual
meeting. ..... '
Pacific hlehway .from this city
to Redding. Cal.. iri fine shape.
TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
(From files of th Mail Tribune.)
April 2, I mo. .
Jacksonville offers John R. Al
len rlRht-bf-way to - nine ' Ledge
foi valley-Interurban. .
J. R. Tornlin and Ben Sheldon
buy Kiser orchard for S12G.UUH.
The purchasers, are. from -linne-apolis.
... - . .. .'
. Delegation from Ashland attend
Oliver revival, despite heavy rain.
oSan Francisco Boil on' Jim
.lefl'rles' back halts - training for
Johnson fight.. - ' ,
City votes $50.0110
school building on eu
bonds
t side.
for
Kdltorial
are wanted oi
council -should
'No more paloons
needed, and the
net -accordingly."
Don't Throw Away i
Alpine Labels
Valuable premium's fur thenr
YOU'VB acquired tho habit of usfng
nothing 'but Alpine Milk- (because
it 's 80 dependable, delicious and eco
nomical. Now make, a habit of saving Alpine
labels. Redeemable for beautiful and
practical premiums of every- descrip
tion. tieep a supply ot Alpine Milk on
hand always. Buy 6 cans from your
Crocer, at a time, illustrated premium
folder free if you write to.Alpine Milk
Premium Dept., 1065 Mission Street,
San Francisco, Cal. - ...
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3
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