Medford mail tribune., November 23, 1929, Page 4, Image 4

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BORKIfT IV, KIIHI,, Editor
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Entered u eeond class utter tt UMtford,
Oregon, under AH of Uucb 8, 187.
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i Official paper or the City of Medford.
Official paper of Jackson County.
A. Jl. ('. it crape rlrcnlalloo for ill months
tiding October I, H'K, 4174.
Daily atcraice dUlrtliiilluD for lU Bootbl to
Oetnbrr IH, 1029. 411.
Preterit press run, 4825.
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, Offices In New York, Cliieao, Detroit,
Franclico, Los Angeles, Brattle, Portland,
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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry
A rultl cure advertises that, thru
Its virtues, a saxophonist who
thought ho would never mako It,
was able to play his saxophone
that night. This is noteworthy,
hut tn the opinion of niuny, noth
ing to brag about.
The upstate. preHH, with charac
teristic astutones, In commenting
on the apprehension of thrco Uni
versity of IllInulH students utt boot
leggers, says: "Thin Is not alurin
. Iiik three, bootleggers among BUU0
' or so students." H would lie alarm
In, if thero worn only "thrco boot
leggers among 5000 or so stu
dents." .
A nut her savant has bobbed up to
-itiuko tho - charming declaration,
, "there arc no homely women."
'This Is tho most Inexcusable form
of lying.
' Mo has developed mystery
teams. In -niuny of tho gumcs,
especially this. year. Oregon has
1 1 ecu outplayed aa fur us straight
football Ik concerned, but tho Web
footers have boen on the winning
Hide of tho score. (Portland Jour
nal.) Admitting tho Oregon team
was at tho peak of Its mysterious
,rness' ugalnst tho Stanford squad,
pome credit should bo given to
Luck.
A SWIFT, IKKP DIG
, (t ofO. DinernM)
Wo nolo that the editor of
'tho O. H. C. Harometer has
been Involved In two automo
bile accidents In the past
month. After reading somo of
his recent , editorials wo nro
tempted to murmur "No Won
der." Labor and capital and the presi
dent confer and confab, to provide
work for tho musses, when what
they want Is gasoline.
PA HIM, Nov. HI. (U. P.)
Would you bo fashionable?
Then get photographed In your
bath.
' Paris women nre doing It.
(How do they ever think of such
ujownrlght flevlllshness?)
The uldtlme photographers' of
this town deplet the gln-mllls, but
ll Is passing strange tho camera
never caught a citizen In the act
nf entering or departing .from one.
However, in ona picture, the swing-'
Ing doors arc out uf line. Just' far
enough to cause the suspicion that
somebody Is peeking and watching
his chance for a getaway.
"Plenty uf Cranberries fur Cran
berry Niurcc" : (Klamath Kails
Herald ad.) Just uh suspected.
JOYS Ol' ,NM IIS U.ISM
(t'llnUill, Kllll., : )
There Is a woman in Henry
county who Is offended in the
Clinton Eye lis fur some reason
'Iho-nnnouncemenl of tho birth nf tx
Imliy at hvr hum,, nlxtwn luiintlm
tmo wn lU'clilcntiilly left out anil
ho Iiuh hoon trying ti imhivIiht
nor fii.ntlH for the mnt Hlxtten
muhtlm that cho him u tuthy, wlili h
l n ilurlliiK. Wo aro aurry of the
iMTor, hut Hlio wnH much inori'
I'imlly paulflvil I liu n llio wuiunn
wliu nei'lilinlally mil i'ioOU fur
ImvlhK a new luihy a few months
lino hri-miNU her liUNhttntl'H naiue
Mum like uiiiilhi'i'H thill wiih iiuh
llhcil In tho hlrlh reeonln. As
mmiii aK tho iiniliiliureuient eaiiio
'out liri'Melits ileneemleil limn their
household from nmny sourres for
llio suppose. I now heir. Hhe then
ascended the slulrs and iitipenred
In anger at llio desk of this editor,
who upon! noma time ; irylni; to
'ronvlnre her how ninny moid
friends she had mid puss the pres
ents on to tho other Imhy.
FIRST FLYING CLUB OF
..N. A. A. IN PHILADELPHIA
J"- PHILADELPHIA.- t A') The first
" tif tho flying cluba to be aponsored
('under tho recently announced fly -"
Ing elub program of the Nation,.!
. Aeronautical association has gotten
Into the air.
It lo the Klrst National Aeronau
tical Association Flying club of
. Philadelphia; associated with tho
n Aero club of 1'cnnaylvnnlu. Sev
eral other club. In varloua parts
nf tho country nro In proee.. nf
'formation under the X. A. A. plan
by which club members and th.lr
plane, are Inaured against accident.
MISSIONARIES NEEDED AT HOME
A.MKKK'AN (')iri(('IIi:.S, whirli yciuly sincl small iiiniies of
in i.ssioiKi rics neroSN I lie ivorlil into Al'i-ica and Asia, slaiul
most (luspcruli'ly in nood (if niissioiniry wtirk in tin! field wliicli
should receive their most eoneentrated allentiiiii, the.lieiii't of
the jivvat Anierieaii city.
This is the view expressed by Dr. Lyman I'. 1'owell, distin
(,'ished edneator and lectiirer who several years a-ro undertook
the ministry of St. .Margaret's Kpiseopnl ehiireh in (he most,
rapidly rowinj? seeliim of N'ew York City, the liormij-'h of the
Jil'OllX. '
"Of the inillion persons in the lironx, only 170,000 are nomi
nally attached (o any field," Dr. I'owell writes i if t lie current
issue of The licview of K'eviews. "And .with less than 20 per
cent, of the lironxites religiously aniliatedi the oiie-(tiaiici' of
these habitually attending services bring the total of the de
pendably religious down lo perhaps 4 pJr cent, and indisputahly
makes the lironx as definitely a niissjoiiury field as India's coral
strand or Africa 's sunny fonnlaius.y $.
WHAT churches must do if I hey are 'to hold 'their ground
and progress in the polyglot and materialistic city of to
day, Dr. 1'owell believes, is to devolc less time to abstruse the
ology and differences of dognni, anil to give more attention to
making the church an attractive social agency, a center of
neighborhood life and a welcoming J'rieml for the newcomers
who are puzzled where to turn
'problems.
In such regions as the lironx, to be found in every great
American city, the population is largely made up of newcomers
from the country, the small town and foreign land, he points
out. These find it difficult to adjust themselves to neigbbor
lcss life in small apartments. There are perhaps families repre
senting a dozen different races in a single block, living among
the natural racial antipathies which delay social cohesion. The
consequence, unless the church steps in as a guiding influence,
.is an individualist ie, bohemiaii existence which results in the
disintegration of family as well as social life.
If ministers would stop arguing about miracles and get busy
doing what they can with the aid medicine, and psychology now
lend religion," says Dr. Powell's Ifeview of Ucview article, "the
world would more quickly accept Kdna St. Vincent Jlillay's
stout saying: 'The Church of (iod is not a candle. Mow on.' "
Ministers and I heir church workers, he continues, must dis
card the old ideas of positive and inherent good and evil and
supplement their efforts with scientific knowledge. "The queer
one is in many a home," he says. "To call her devilish is to be
tray ignorance. Mental inheritances anil moral tendencies can
be traced to their lair. J)ental Icisons, eye strain, intestinal in
fections and other irregularities may explain much. Whatever
the cause of the queeruess it must lie treated with intelligence
and patience. Scolding, berating and ost racism are as anti
quated as tlic ball and chain."
PARITY IN
GILMMiKS KVANS Ill'CUKS, former Swn-tary of Stale, has
miulc a new ajiplicatioii of t lie principle of parity. Ad
dn'SHing ropruHeutalivoM of scvt'ii lcadinj; womiou'h rollejrfs at a
dinner hold for the disenssion of their I'iiianeial in'oblein.s, lie
wait! Unit "parity" in edueation was as important as parity in
navies. :
"Jf a eoilej;e training;, from the .standpoint of lihcrnl vdnea
tim, is a Kogd 1 Ii i nu: tor a young man, it, is also u good thing
fo r a young -woman. J nin inclined to think she needs it even
more than In1. Her mind .should he furnished with alniudaul
outlooks on life to giver her understanding and wisdom.''
Although edueation for women is fnr more widely accepted
today than formerly, there are still people who look upon any
edueation beyond high school, for either sex, as jyst foolish
ness. It is n niee little task for women believers in education,
whether for hoinemakers or for workers outside the home, to
prove the desirability of edueation for women generally. Many
of them have proven its value in their own lives. They will do
so for the whole sex if they reallv trv. K. S.
The jingo is funny. He wants more ships to establish parity
and yet contends that one gob can lick three of any oilier race.
Ness the forward pass. It
vhanee hut also serves as a per feet
Tlu olijeclioii tn iusoI'I imswrr is tlmt it nvnils untiling ii'
you'iv a littlt! IYIIiiw ntul it isn't in'ccssjiry it' yoiuy a liii iiv!
Wo ran think uf many ways ol' nijoyin-' wealth like Henry
Font's, ltnt t-ot t up at u. in. as ho dot's, isut one tI them.
Ordinances to eliminate sound
Vork is roportinu: tile eliininatiou
Yes, there's a law that controls tho vice situation in Wash
ington. It is oalled the law of supply ami demand.
MUTT AND JEFF
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WCm acvm.m. 'fjWv' Wt-"
lor help with their everyday
ED CITATION
not onlv adds am element of
alibi for the expert prophets.
are having some effort. Now
of maiiv ''sound investments."
A Voice in the Night
V smudgg:
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
nn1 krtur, (wrulniM to pmniul bulla ml briKM, not to dliuw dlagooiti or trauMot
will b. uihnered bj Dr. Budr If iluipl, Mir-tdilreued emelop. U tucloMd. Uttan atMuliI b.
brkl uA rlit,o io Ink. uwlof lo Ui. Urga DUiolNr of Mun relit, oolf fra eao b. orwwy.
l htr.. No nplr cu b. Buto u qimtIoj ool wofgialuc to tojtroeuoia. iMim Dr. wuuu
Bflilf. In w. of tblt Mwipop.
W.UJVn IS .NOT A
llyKflii, (laughter of Aesculapius, .
tho mythical Kod of medicine, wan
a lady, yet a myth Juut tho Btimc,
mid ho was her old' man.' Prob
ably thp ancients had their reasons
for UK.sumlng that
the soddesH of
health j was fem
inine 'while her
pop wan of the
other Hex. What
ever reasons they
may h a v o had,
tho wholo myth
litisInesH ended
with the dawn r.f
the Christian era.
:it I heard a hu?-
Yet the other n-j
ee.uor of mine who is now work
ing for a man who ulernly disap
proved of my teaehliiKK about the
can of the teeth, telling hln radio
nudieiye about tho number of de
cayed male and female teeth found.
in some survey. .My .micceHsor'urv;
ed everybody to brush the teeth
freely mid fluently, and regretted
that It Isn't practical for one to
carry a brush In the walstcoiU
pocket and "e it every few min
utes In tho day. You understand
why somu people do not wear
wallsi'oatu some days. Sentiments
like these otiht to please some of
.he best customers.
Waiting In the barber shop I wa.j
on able to find a copy of the Police
Cazettc or even Smutty Stories, so
I had to while away the Interval
with a copy of license or some
thing like that. First risque thin
that caught my eye was on.
shucks, this Is a decent family
newspaper and so wel'U just say it
was a full page of hooey about
"feminine hygiene.'
In every instance where that idea
Ih exploited in a selling argument
the thing offered 1b u humbug. In
my opinion.
As a teacher of hygiene, I pro
test against the nasty way these
slick nostrum makers paw over the
matter. What they assure the un
sophistieutcd public la "feminine
hygiene" Is in reality either mor
bid and harmful mischief or just
a wasteful and useless attempt to
substitute medicaments of one kind
or another for simple cleanliness.
Tlie shrewd gentlemen who "en
gage in this contemptible busiucf-s
know how to word their public
peals so a.s to get the Illicit' sug
gestion over to the unsophisticated
or even the otherwise well educated
woman, yet avoid clashing with tho
law. More than tht, If you take
one of them tn task for the ob
vious trickery In the firm's appeal,
he can generally take refuge In
the vague assertion that the firm
has "medical authority" for its
leachinsa. Of course the "med
ical o.ulhorllv" n re form to remain
anniiynioiiH, In vleAy. of tho' dolieacy
or the question, and all mat -sort
of thing. - , , f
Hygiene Is In no respeet differ
ent for tho sexes. .A normal wom
an never requires any kind of med
icament, either externally or other
wise. If a woman Is not normal,
then she Ih foolish Indeed to re
sort to any treatment except that
which her phyHlelan prescribes 'if ot
her Individually. Simple cluuyli
HCS.S. such as one gets by ordinary
bathing and frequent change i;t
clothing. Is all thnt hj-glenu re
quires of man or woman.
This "feminine hygiene" racket
is lo my mind worse than the now
nearly extinct Vfemale weakness"
hokum, for the old hokum caught
only the most Ignorant class, while
the present line appeals to the
credulity of all members of the
trusting sex who have never been
properly exposed to physiology and i
hygiene In sehool. Proper instruc
tion lu physiology and hygiene ln
given in darn few schools, and then
only through' the autonomous en
thusiasm of an exceptional teacher.
tl lM'IOXS AMI ANNWr.KS
No Such Thing.
Sonic time when you are not
busy I want you to answer some
questions for me . . , K. V.
Answer,- Madam, I'm always as
busy as a one-armed man with the
hives, -.lust the same I am glad
to nnsMjer such questions as yours y
by private letter.
What, n Ituptuiv Cured?
Surprised to read your statement'
that in any case where hernia Is
present after the age of one or tw'j
years, operation Is the only euro.
At ngo of 34 I developed hernia;
In right groin . . . truss 12 years,
. . broke through again . . . an-i
iilier truss fitted. At age 4; sec-i
oiid truss gave out while I was oil;
camping vacation; no opportunity
TIIIXO Oi' CKXDKIt
to get new truss, ho I went with
out. I suffered no inconvenience.
That was nine years ngo. I am
now fH and have no further 'trou
ble from the herla . . . 11. A. V.
Answer. There Is no reason to
doubt your story, but such an out
come happens in only one case in
thousands, and U too remote to
hope for In any case. So t re
peat, operation Is tho only cure In
any hernia (breech, rupture) that
has been present a year or more.
Young adults with a small groin
hernia ortendency thereto, may
well follow a regular daily regi
men of exercises, using the fingers
to support" the hernia while taking
the exercises. Such a regimen
seems to do good In some cases
of recent hernia.
(Jelling nn Kiirly Start,
Sister and nine-months-old baby
visiting me. One night baby very
restless. I advised sister to give
him a few drops of paregoric. She
refused, saying she knew of a
mother who had killed a baby by
-iving nn overdose, of paregoric.
I laughed at her, for I claim It I-i
perfoctly harmless, or else the gov
ernment would not allow it to be
sold as it Is. Mrs. M. E. J.
Answer. Tho government will
allow anything If big business
wants it and there's revenue in i:.
Your sister has somo ..sense no
offense to any of her relations.
Paregoric Is camphorated tincture
of opium, a kind of diluted and
disguised laudanum, and ft' very
convenient way to cultivate in a
child a craving for morphine, that
is. if the child lives to gratify its
cravings. - A good many babies
have unquestionably been killed oy
paregoric and other pleasant and
attractive preparations containing
morphine, that aro sold by and
with tho connivanco of our gov
ernment. '
(Copyright Jolin F. BIllo Co.)
Quill Points
Poor farmers! Twin beds and
two-car garages boosted business,
but you can't muko a two-dinner
stomach. . .
You have no right to shoot a
man who sells liquor unless he
sells It to you and it's that kind of
liquor..
Shukespeare wasn't much In his
day. Ho was neither the "richest
actor," nor the "highest paid
writer."
And you may yet hear that
some collego has traded three first
lino men and seven professors for
a quarter. ,
There's always something.
Many , hmi'iiwl men oflVr to
pick out your monthly book,
but nobody helw you u
tin rued bit In a, mfcterla.
These mergers effect economies
for everybody. True, the con
sumer. pays 20 per cent more for
his cake, but there aro no rival
salesmen to burden him with six
cakes.
If you assume that sitting on a
hot stove would bo unpleasant,
that's common sense; if you form
utt opinion unl it you've tried It
S;i7 limes, that's science.
Americanism: laboring man
fully lo seem cultured; thinking
an artist the greatest beoauso he
makes the most money.
Poor old duffer! If he tends
lo business, people say he is a
slave to money-getting; If he has
a good time, people say ho is
making a fool of himself.
A New York policeman was dis
hnrged for being drunk on duty.
Yet nothing Is -flono about the
meddlers who are so obviously
drunk on their Imaginary duty.
French deslguers say that things
only half exposed are more inter
esting, so that explains -the cu
riosity about Washington's boot
leggers. .
Ootbam's protection of 32.000
speakeasies is rather bold, but I
MAIL TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE
ACROSS
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tempFrnluro
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KHme,
I. Afloal
32. Kr liorn
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.. Mu.le drama
2N. Impartiality
SU. Ilolfi nl)lir.
13. IJnll. of elec
trical capucllj
HI. Vanes
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86. Hhnllorf rceep.
' lacle
87. Ileeree of tho , .
Kalian
89. Tolerable
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Telch
I. smell
42. The Inro apple
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abbr.
4-V Intertwine
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pent Is. Author of "Th.
Aire of Jtcil- .
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it's only fair to havo one for each .VHHMMBMflMeaVMBaMMMI I i M
nationality. i '
TlU'rt' nro two kinds f peo
ple; 'l'lio,sc ,wlio would enjtiy
beln stai'ctl at, and Jltose who
nre Important enoiiKli to be
' staretl nt. "
XothinK is perfect. In China,
where air of thein could be dau- j
Bhtera of the ltevolutlon, Kirlj
babies are killed.
Correct this sentence: "That
little school has an instructor
who's a' wow," said the university
president, ;"and. 'we must- havej
him if it takes $25,000 a. year."
I.OMKI.V. .Nov. -.'.1. (V) A vilK
dtc attack on I'rline Minister
ltainsny MacOonalil on Hie re
sumption of diplomatic relations
between Oreat trilllill and Soviet
Russia was truido by Coiiimander
Oliver Lgcker-Iimpson. eonserva-
llVn tufiiilii.e fif iini'llii omul ,it tr.
tlay's session of 4000 conservative !
party dclcuatirs. v
A rcsollltiull introduced by the
rommaiider protesting iiKainst' i-e-
sumption of diplomatic relallops
with Kussla was adopted by the
conferencu with but ono dlsseiitlng
vole.
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YelM Want riffercnce
KANSAS CITY, Kan., . Nov. 23.
iTl A request for special considera-
lion of unemployed eje-servico men
In connection with discussion of
proposed Industrial expansion now
under ' way In Washington, was
made ,of rresbfent Hoover todav
by llenlklah X. buff, national
commander of 4he Veterans of
Korelpn Wars.
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NI!C service to KGO, KHJ,
KO.MO. KOW, KK1. .
11:110 to 7:00 p.m. Ccii'cral Elec
tric Hour (Transcontinental!
NBC service to KCO. Klllj.
KO.MO. KtlW, KT1. .
7:00 to 8:00 p.m. Lucky Strike
Hour XUC service to KCO,
K I Hi, KO.MO, K(IV. KKI.
8:00 to S : :.l 0 p.m. Temple iof the
.-
All .VHC service to Kilo. KHQ.
KOMO.KC.W, Kl'O. KKI.
S::!0 to :00 p.m. I'uclflc Scre
naders NH(' Herviee''to KtiO,
!l;fit) lo !t:30, p.m. "Launderland
Lyrics" XUC service to KCO,
KHI. KOMO. KC.W, Kl'O, KI'l.
9:.Kr to 10:00 p.m. Western Ar
tists Series Concert NI1C ser
vice to ,K(IO.
10:00 lo 11:00 p.m. ' Talcs Never
Told" N'HC pel-vice to KCO,
KOMO. 10::i0 to I 1 :0ll p.iu.
ll:o lo 2:iiii i .m. Musical Mus-keti-ers
Nlil ! service lo KUU,
Klly, KO.MO. Kl'O.
1:1:00 p.m. to 1:iin a.m. Walt
Olllizi'lldolfer's Hotel YVIillcomb
Ounce liand N1M' si rvice lo
KCO.
; JUMK CAR AND 'EXPERT'
I ; : HRIVFR RflTW PCCTC
: 1
l ' , ' , . ' '
-PJ" hm.k ii I he Iwo Kieat-
"n ,l's18 0 1110 "Ichways, says Ihe
.mciic:n jiuumoliilo association,
are the "lniKvy rider" anil the "ex-
pert" driver.
1 "One Inserts a dilapidated lot
! of Junk called a car Into a slrc.i-n
of traffic and, anibllni; iiIoiik at Its
top speed of 1" or 2il miles an hour,
slows up tho whole line," as asso
ciation says.
"The other is the 'expert' driver
who thinks he can handle a car j
mat ne noes not have to exer-
the orilliiarypreeautlon." '
Do Yon Remember?
ti:x yi:.us a; today
(From files of tho Alall Tribune.)
Ntm-iiilH-r 2It. 111.
Washington Practical joker
phones Vice-President Marshall
that President Wilson had died.
Kecy. McAdoo declares in coal
strike crisis, owners of soft cual
mines are to blame.
liome Horious situation threat
I cning civil war, results from D'An
nunzio's mllllary action. Tonmsso
Tittoiii, foreign minister, resigns.
j" l-'red Col ig of Knterprise. Ore-
t;on. visits menus in .ieuioru anl
tirants I'ass.
SinmlKc: There la plonty f
iiiinru im'iit with tlio mince mill
in 11 n ml the country Ih only liuKf
as wet as tho raciflc ocean.
Although Aslilanil ilefeated Mccl-
fonl football team last week, 7-0,
Coach IUiilenreich predicts Med
ford will win TlianksKlvIng game.
TWKXTY YIOAHS AKO TODAY
(I'riiii files of the Mull Tribune)
yivt'iiil:ci' 2. 1IIUH.
Cnfter lilce Social club opens
in Youns & Hull's btilldins.
(Irants l'ass asks for new S. 1".
depot.
Medford' milk price advances
to 10 cents per quart.
necause of IiIkIi water In Iloguo
river, eentrlf uttttl P u m p s at
Anient dam arc washed out.
New York Standard Oil plans
reorganization to meet recent de
cree of -federal-court.
Twenty-five drunks jailed for .
disorderly conduct over wcek-ciut.
iHHlff DWillKt! iVIl'ltllonlllK.
Ily Mary f.niliaiu Jknun-i.
,l(din had felt very sorry that
day to say ttood-byc " frloml
of his who was boIiib way off to
' ' Australia.
Ho told the
, 1 1 t 1 e l; I ;i c k
Clock a bout it
when lie a 1'ck
py Joined the
clock for theit
evening's fun.
"V e 11, well
well." said tlm
Little Bine):
C lock. "Hum
his before you
will hear from
him?"
"I don't know''
said John. "He
, m v "V I
-didn't scorn-ttr hnqw exactly. He' f
Said be Would Hcml ma n miui.'. ' i '
curd mid then 1 d have tile Stlltlll)
too. Hut it will he' lines' before
I bear." .. (
The Little Ulack Clock said
nothing for a few, moments.
"Now we're ready," he said. ,
The scene had ehanKod and the
Utile lllack Clock had lit'ullKht
tho chlldien to a latse telephone
building. J
'Vhat In the i world are we
Kolm; to do 7" .lohn asked.
"U secerns different from anv
tliliiK I've ever seen, somehow."
said I'cpgy. Once their father
had taken 'them to see a large
telephone exchange but this one
was different.
"I've turned the time abend -10
years," the Little lllack Clock
said, "and I thought you'd like
lo do some telephoning. Mayb"
you'd like to telephone to Aus
tralia '"
"Hut wouldn't it bo terribly ex
pensive even if we could be con
nected'.'" John asked.
"My father culled up Loudon
last week but It cost dollars and
dollars." I'eggy said.
"Oh no. not .now," said the
Utile lllack Clock.
And John and l'cggy called up
far, far away places and tallied
to many people. .Nor did any
ono think it in tho least unuslml
when John said:
"I'll like to get Kgypt, please."
and soon came back word.
" Kgypt 's busy now. but I'll Bet
It for you in a second."
And in two seconds he did get
it! ,
Tomorrow'- Wnicliliuj the Sun"
VANCOl'VKI!. R C.
JP Portland s 'hocke'v team "took
a close game from Victoria hero
last night. 1 to 0.
By BUD FISHER
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