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r li.ll.. alih Hufidfy: auuth..... 76
p liu, iibovt Burjf, ttu. .60 ,
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Bill ti mi liijinw: i
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MKMK:R OK THE AHSOt'lATKh PHE8I
tto wui ror pubUciho of -via wi djiviwb
vt&tHi to tt or oUitrvlso rrnlitMl la tbli ptpor,
VS.1'-'''"!-
W iutu mi iIm loiiirf.
OfrirUl tpr t u cur MMtfgrd.
Olfkltl p(4f of Jtcksoo Couolf.
iworn dtllr iterc elrrulitlAO for ill
mim AIU lit, 112, 4571.
01 Aihff taint Rfpfmntatuei
lit ' R C. MOUt.NBKN If CUMfANT
OlflM In N W, (Ufj, Uttnlt, lu
j fiiilico. Lot Atnlti, ItillH, rtrtUcd.
Ye Smudge Pot
Br Arthur Terry
Wintor can nnt he staved off
mfj'ri Aro -howinit up with nowfl
' overcoats th nilk lining thrMf
j fnliUiU nut.
lUtwocn now himI July 4, l!i3o,
.nn effort will In' 1 nude to find out
t wh'tlier It In pronounced pny-genl
;or puw-Junt.
hi.
yl'JT THAT lt(VIHN(i!
(Scnmllii News)
; -The women of this church
have ciihI off clothing of nil
kiiidn. Look tliem over in the
church hasfiiiffii any time thin
week.
t Confound the manufacturcm!
putttiiK whaviiiK ereatn in the
toothpiihte tube anin!
m Considerahle self -glorification Js
Eoins bn anions the Sao candidate-
fm . ituvernor,. and the chronic
?' houstern. f They are comparatde to
th KonM of Tenam, "who hoasteih
in he mnrket place, anil the tem
pift, hut art feehlit in the tlulnt;, and
ti7 flee unio theli- tents."
bf; A mimic scorn 1h wanted (piano
d-?and fiddle), Tor it elvic fcon under
construction, which will be exeeut-
I'tl jiy a choriiN of 3(1, the date of
the' execution to. he fixed later.
Thij 'htiiit Hhotild Tit the HttrrinK
r filial lincH of each Mtana, viz:
O The hooiuln flityfi! the' snappy
de ' ) . itnyn! . '
Tho Anyn of. John H. Allen, '
1fh Hpktl'lcHiroiiH.. :.rejiuire that
the-flddle keep on so.iiea)lnK plain
wlively. afur iho HliiHing in ovpr.
A;Sihcrlitp ilttodhound Ikin been
m-innniuced locally, and has created u
' lurtire aimhfr .doK , funciers. His
name Im ivnn. He. Is a lai Ke. ram
"" IdiUB heast, '.without ' much cutup
1 lion, anil ,eenin to regret that he
ever i;tt Hilierln.
i
;" riciiTr.H XOT vitiTi:u
' ? (Atlanile Monthly) '
Ah old letter' written b,y
Dunh.I Ihume fin nixhen thtH
specimen of orlKlual HpellinK:
"Ibope you W'jll WrlKlil 'me
fly the Dearer, Mr. Uoe, how
you Com on with My Hot-sis
I Huuu' the Indians have killed
Hop wi I'opci near Llmstone."
Z1; CUIUiKNCV WIN'S IW-
J VOH ii;ili;' (Hdllne 1'ortlaiul
".-OrwBonjuti.) Well, the new cur
yrency Ik not exactly unpopulur lu
-theHo piirlH. '
:x Xh .tunte,rH wunt ruin. ' It' Is
rit-coinforilnK, when shot for a deer,
to Mav the rain pattering suntly
on lh,o upturned face.-
ifciu. Urookhart of Iowa, in ftc
(conlunce wtth cusNim, haw re
lUnounced the Heputiltran ' party and
W i.flenuunced the president. This puts
the Oregon iieiMlsenders in the hole
KVn ami will force them iutu yiv
itiB ui Imitation of stradtlllnK the
.tftene,. followiiiK the preshU-nt and
jrt follow.ihK Hen. Itioolttuirt, nil at
(ildhif vuntf iuie.
The ' torlhind hall leam con-
tloucs In ii state of diahoticat help
Ii'ttKnes. , '
A WyvniltiR hoy, 1 4, xhnt his
un:l day before yesterday. The
g uncle, Injudiciously siiKKcsted that
rx-ilK oiiiiK man ko to scb(l. I'nch'M
should he careful what they suk---irwf
to- wrowliiK boys.
il Theiv have I n plenty of items
I about liic Holy war in I'alesilne.
A i a, result, "Jerusalem Pancakes."
'the favorite ctiMH-worit of Dock
t4iltotlnhon or J'vlllc Is timely, pert.
.lllld teriie.
JO y-iir( alto journalism in these
kl,parm amounted to homefhintf.
'ihei toen were railed "piticatonul
.i-ntbu.Hi;istK." and d. meets, "tcr
llfijtiitehnrriiu 0t voices.'
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AIJ.KY CT
Manny and catiut I walk the tiles
lonixht,
'An.l nKiilHV cmitPK my laily to Iiim
""' Irynt;
Him nini. W luu'k (iiim- liundii'l,
- . nomw huv Rui'tMi'd)
AJWUll n-o(tiT iiUm we rumltti'd,
"'f , rntiKltiir Hfjht.
' 1 rjr'rf?d uuii Miv.'k. on Mtorn of
onicthynl .
rtnd cnv.'ft itf Ivni-y wi? wMltlficd,
in w:illi'
''A liitllK-ciiloriMl intHin hwuiik up
(h.i Nile.
And Mrniphlfi ItinilMTnl In a ittl
vrp ntlhU i 1
( w YiirktM'.)
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' HirlnK'i'll Nam of rlty puln'.
J oil on roof nf Infill HoiiIH Iv'lly
' mill uh Kiililiince to vminr.
" Pmtlunrt 300,non liimlmr. m'll
jWll h arni'led l'"" "" "r
GIVE THE FARM BOARD A FAIR CHANCE
W.M.TKH I'IKIU'K, our former Governor, .admits that lie is
imiUilij; uimip.y on whunt lliis yeiir, byj lie (fives no credit
to tile federal farm-relief lmnrl. In fact, In- " IihijjIiK at tliis
) board, and purtieularly at its
of the International Harvester Company, be says, sold farm inn
ehinerv abroad for less than he sold it In the Anieriean farmer.
Well. Walter is no doubt entitled to his "lanpli." The re
cent inerense in the price of wheat was not due to anything
t, farm-relief board did, but to the ever reliable law of Kiipplv
ii.
, demand. .nd probablv the International Harvester Com-
P""v '!' H,'H farm maehinei v abroad at a lower price than ob-
tained lit home. At imv rate this is the usual result of mass
production and tariff protection.
1 1
f'T Imw H..1U ili.nn tiln.n M .
-C
(0 tli(. latter coiicorn thov niiid him a snlarv (if 100,(MH)
j , 1 '
I " ','ar- Up "1IV'' "P ,,lis P"''"" f'T ii f'-)iTMl job payini; 12,-
j ( II If) n year, mid now be is worlihii; for llie farmer. l'erlnis he
will he worth $100,000 it year
At any rate it seems onlv
j ill is Walter is not willing to do.
jliiin off the farm lioanl at (nice,
deserving Democrat.
All of which entitles an expectant world to laujjh at Walter.
For this sort of partisanship is always iiimisiiiK. if the farm
hoard had been appointed by a Democratic President how dif
ferent everything would lie!
MEAWVJULK all fair-minded people will simply disregard
prejudiced witnesses like Walter, and reserve judgment
regarding the farm-relief hoard until the members have been
(riven an opportunity to show what can, and what cannot, he
done.
Demanding the retirement of any member of the board be
fore the hoard has really started to function, is not only poor
business, hut poorer sportsmanship.
A PREJUDICIAL WITNESS
W1III.K on tin- .miliji'i-t nT the farm lnuiril, we note in an
Kasli'iii rxrlninj'. tluit a Mr. Cliarli-s Itlarlcinaim of Illi
nois is ulso (iiios('(l to ils iii'livilii'S.
Mr. lilacknmn, it ki-cihh, is 11 when! broker mid prniii elevator
operator. Here is anotlier opportunity for the jndieioiis smile.
Kor Mr. JUaekman is anollier prejmlieeil witness and 1111
doulitedly lias n selfish interest in the matter. He doesn't crow
wheat. In a eertain sense he doesn't buy it. He merely passes
it aloni; and draws his commission. lie is a broker, a middle
man, in the transaction, and if the farm 4ioard should establish
farm co-operatives which would buy, store and sell their own
wheat and (irain, obviously he would bis out of a job.
SO no one can blame him for opposing the farm board, but,
on the other hand, no one can take his objections very seri
ously. He is in the same position as the stiitfc-coach operator
was when the railroad came; or the livery stable owner, when
the automobile arrived, lie has to bow to progress, however
unfortunate from a personal standpoint the effects of progress
may be.
WlfKTMKli the farm-relief hoard mid the organization of
large farmer eo-operatives, represent similar progress,
only time can tell, l'residciit ILnjiver apparently thinks they
do. Staiineli Democrats like ex-Covcrnor l'ieree, and prosper
ous grain brokers like Mr. Illaekinau, think not.
The, American jicople don't know. ISul they will take at
this stage of the game neither the belief on one side nor the
disl.elicr on the other, as final. They will wait until the experi
ment has been thoroughly tried out ami the results of actual
experience are known.
THE STATE FAIR
WE'don't believe there need be much cause for worry over
n coutiijiiat.ionof the present dry spell. Kor !T days
there has not 1ceii a real rain iu the Hogite Hivcr valley, anil
the northern .part of the state has not fared much better.
Hill the state fair at Salem starts next week. And if the
stale fair has ever been held without a downpour we can't re
call the date. ,
However, if 1hc fair should be run off iu fair weather, then
there will be cause for genuine alarm, and n hurry call should
be .sent out at once for the best rain-maker in Hie rountrv.
So many of those with open
lu some ways the world gels worse, but as the years pass yon
do hear fewer people reciting "llniiga Din."'
All (lit Arabs mid .lews in I'iiIckUui' desiro is protection while
insulting iiml liultyiiur the other tVMnw.
MUTT AND JEFF
GRAT STUNT TODm, 0t
I HART GfcTA GRBo
GoMNr M At$r5V ' Aow
NotKe.,fel..c.wJ 5e.(oiov?
FlrJG, r
r
stuff,
K lu.
1 1
ebairman, Mr. i.cvw, who m heud
I.imri. t.Mic ufiilr i n f- nftt Pf tlm
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to tlion.
fair to tr'ive dim a ('liaiict. Hut
Mo wants tlic Semite to kick
and make way, no doubt, for a
WILL BRING RAIN
minds also have open palms.
His Nose Knows That
- T. THASS
IS 1 loTTA
BUNK. WHefce
ji tj you
i h&sLr3&&H?- tec-.- 'I ttt.reft
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
SliMd Utttfi pcrtilolof to ptnoul betltb tnd bf, do( U di.i dlifnotb tr trntneot
vtll be wrJ br in. Brtdj If t fUmpaJ, lf-Kidrw rmkpe b toflowd. Utter (twuid t
brIW wm) arlticn In hit Owlnc to tbt lu-gt bun of letttii rwriwd, onlj f n bt amver.
d hrt. No rapl; can bt oiwlt u qutrlM aot wofuHiof u ImuucUooi. AtldrtM Dr. HOiUa
btvlj. to ur of Uit opir.
IX, K. C. I-AT AS Till; KOI Til CAHOMXAVK DO.
" There n no particular vlrluo 'n 'regret that there f. no foundation
llvlnt; In South Carolina, aHherlH i f'r thn extravagant characterizn
I)r. lioe E. Rem-li"n of th ,1Jet- 11 m,'rt'ly a"
Una food research
commission, n o !
particular virtue, j
that 1m. unlesK one 1
eatK the food
which are grown :
there. Then he
c x i 1 a I n r city j
dwellers w h O n e !
food eomcH mo.st-
ly nut of Jln cutis nnil those in, two ribs from hnmpinK against n
clty r. cnymry who through -1 othi-r man, could ho work next day.
nnranl''' ii poverty hi.ve few or without any p.-.ln. at such work ns
no fronh veui'tulilcM In tholt- dlot . hovi'litm urnvel llll(t htinillln
well, tln-y mltsht almost us well l.c 'heavy tlmlii-rs? ThlH work was
HviriK In the Koitcr lnU. i done a few minutes after the rils
South Carolina has comparut ivr1-1 were broken, or alleKOil to' have
ly little coiter. and what Ifltle : linen broken. (I. W.
there Is in the mate Is found more i Answer Yes. If only one or
amonK the colored children thi.nUwo ribs be broken, there Ih not
allium: the whlti s. This Is unusual. . much chance for displacement of
for In most coininuniticH wrier" i tint franou'tits, and while the vie
lltere are ' many colored peopli-1 lim would ordiparily feel soino pi.ln
Koiter Is more prevalent unions the I on exertion it mlphl be sliKllt lit
whites. ! fact It Is a commnh occurrence for
Or. Itemini.'ton Klves some anai.v- patients to present themselvcH sev
ses of veKi-tables Kl'own in Koutil t ei-al, days after fracture of ribs,
Carolina, alongside of the nnalysen , havini; kept tit their usual work
of vciteti.bles nrow-n in California 1 until rareness or pain became
and In Ori'Kon. (loiter is exceed- i marked.
iniily prevalent In Oregon, and j' The Kim-I of the Hiiom- ll'oanil ,
ni'tirly as prevalent in California.! 1 um the wife of a physician who
South Carolina carrots contained : has spells of drinking periodically.
13.1 parts of iodine in the billion liurinn sneh spells he is very ob
pat ts of dried vegetable; I'r.liforui;! 1 M, . . . m,lt)l t mal;e his
carrots contained distil parts of! rounds In his ear ... In his rich!
Iodine per billion ( IteClendon nn-mjnd he is a kind and generous
nlyalsl and On-con carrots only 2.3 m:in an,i Km)l doctor . . . people
palta of Iodine per billion ( .Met. len -
dmij. South 'urolinn )nfv t run-tahit-il
H;t parts nf ioilinn, :n com -p.'.ri'fl
with California UcWh at X
pin Ik. .Spinarh ki owii in Hotnii
Cai'dlina ylold.i l inris of Iodine
i. cfich hfllion of the lled ma
(ft rial; wiien-.-iH if une han to put
up with California K'nwn splnac-fi
nn petK'only 2fi parts of Iodine.
What fin elephantine raparity for
thin delieaey one yould need
ward off goiter in CuUlornta!
t"
TomatoeH, Sou tli Carolina Krown.
Kive 1!73 jarts of Iodine, but If Cal
ifornia ,'niwn only 17.5 partH. This
brings ti.s to danKeroiis Kround. W'o
had better haek off before we Re:
into tho nixne rovef.
The tops of bretH, carrots and
turnips oiitain more iodine titan
the rnotH. ThiH observation iniii
ate to Dr. FEeminuton that the
planiH use the Iodine from the soil,
building it into the organic Htrue
ture, for the leaves nre the part of
eheiuiei.l ehaiiKen of metabollstn
ni Miowlli take plaee.
.This thorouiih tudenl does not
belifve that the iudine in the soil
ko is t li e re fro m ea v l ta y blow n
in overland in the winds and dv--
po.ilted 'in fofj, rain, or ,dew. tie
arKtii'H that if that were true, the
other stilts of the sea .should 'lie
found In the soli in proportion wi,fh
the Iodine, ami sueh is nnt the
ease, lie believes the tr.i'Ke amount
of iodine iu South Carolina soil
Is largely derived from the weather
ing of granite roeks in the Appa
lachian mountains, hut that it has
probably been somewhat air-imen:-ed
by tlie use of commercial ferti
lizers over a lorn: period of ears.
Chilean nitrate of soda may eon
tain as high as 0.02 per cent of
iodine, but niont other fertilizers
contain no more than is present in
some natural noils, other inveli
giiturs havo shown thi.t plants nre
able to take up iodine from the soli
and build it into the organic
struct life, Incidentally increasing
the crop yield, when iodine is ad
ded In the amount of two pounds
to the acre.
Irish potatoes. In South Oarulin.i,
contain fi.r more iodine than sweet
potatoes. .
0ri:sTios and .svi:us
a. ., x. n.
I'm hot even sure the Initials
A. i . are correct, hut It's Home-
thing like that. I have tried every
win-, iu read vour letter. IncLudlnw
utsitle down, and don't knowt
whether you nre telling me I'm th
cat's pnJanmK or somethlmi c1k. 'o you.
I've laid hfetWIc your letter, and "We have had mo much exeito
some day when 1 drop Into the!int with the wonderful dance
druit Htore I'll net the presvMiption the Indians navo that 1 thought
clerk to decipher it for me. we'd rest here while I tell yon
Ccriimii MfimV Just a little more about mysrlf
A versatile editorial writer who
has no medical education recently
expa tinted on a "New lhet, for Tu
bereulols," which he told his read
ers "pi-ndiine .marvelous results in
the cure of tuberculosis. " This
brought a ureal mi.ny ' iniptiiies
from sufferers or their friends. I
It Knows Not
1 THeT, Vou
I T'VlfX GsbT A IF Yoo H-At?fc MfS- . . Yoo CGG IP Vwi I wei l Umu'c .
Kr-e r-. 1 that. Vou SAT IIBpSS HA) A MrtCP U v,..A. . SWSfMm
r0 CLCLPKAMT'S
Jnfilon. chemlHi ! c'" "'ei mm is oein iriej
and director ofl"ul Uy a (!",m,in Phynicii.n. It
the Houth Caro- !J-'ll",,)'1 h,t well for general render
l,n n,'ar " " lat ll,t' l"r"
that the
ni", in i-urupe, means nuy
method or course of treatment.
I'atientH in Kf tile cure fyr this or
that, meaning they follow n coui-hc
of treat mem, M ome resort or in
a vanitariuin.
How (trie Witn Broken Hils
Il4'havcH
If a man mmtained fracture of
' ....ttinjr afraid to entafre him. be
cause they never know whether he
will lie in condition . .... Is there
nothing you can give him to mMio
him dislike It it is t ragir for ,a
man's, family . . . .Ma .
Answer The remedy should
have been given 40 years ago a
Hi!emn pledge to his mother or
father. Kven now. if the alcoholic
addict himself earnently desires to
1 be freed from his craving, three
weeks treatment, by f.ny good phy
sician, in nuy good hospital, or
under the care of a good nurse,
will do the trick. No secret remedy
or treatment is of any avail. I
should lie glad to give any physi
cian references to the technic of
the method of treatment I suggest.
(Copyright .John F. Dille Co.)
The flock Talks.: ..
( Ily .Mary (Iraham I ton nor) -
The tittle black clock and the
children rode along on tho Indian's
swift -moving hor.se. After thev
had traveled over a good deal of
prairie land, the Utile black clock
whis.cred to the horse.
Instantly they stopped and the
wind, which hail seemed so wild
before, was very tiiiol.
'1 he little black clock jumped
down and I'eggy and John did
the same. Tile horse tinned back
tow anl hoinet racing for all he
was worth.
"What are We - going to do'.'"
asked Ivggy.
"Why did you let the TUtrsc go?"
John UKked.
It seemed rather dreadful to be
left aloue on a great prairie, with
only the little black clock. The
legs of .the little black clock were
not particularly strong looking,
nor did he look as though he
could do much to help them if
danger should come that way.
The tittle black clock motioned
tic each of them to sit down. and.
j putting onr
on eah, he
of his funny hand
said:
Don't ho frightened. I will
never, never, never let harm come
ami of uli the (rood t linen we run
have together
vm John and I'ckh.v looked at
the Jolly, happy, friendly face of
the clock they k new they nei;ii
m ver he frightened again.
"II was long before either of
ou were born that I stopped
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MAIL TRIBUNE
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Roini;," the clock said. "It was
a little before 7 one eveninft when
I was wishing-could ko haek
lu a very nice afternoon I had
had. that I was offered the malc.
"P.ul I had to choose hetween
UeepiiiK the. regular tlnle or any
time at all except the regular
time.". . ,' .
"What was. the person, like
who lirouuht . you tile mafiie'.'"
.lohn aski'd. ':'
"Won't yi'ui " tell 'lis?" - Peggy
added. ' '
"Why, yes -1 will:' the. clock
told I hem.,
Tumorrnw "The ' M:ilc."
Quill Points
If you Ioiir to henefit the mantu
invent a hot do shaped like :
cracker. . .
Modern conveniences are t;ood j
in mi i itc wi;ys, hut there Were more
happy niurtinftcs when there were
fewer delicatessens.
The lives of some Kreat men oft)
remind us that hard part of nueces i
Is to kieep solier after you f;et' !.
famou.s enough to let an uuderi j
study do yhur work. j
Don't listen to the man who
advises lut'K'P families. Look how
unpopular the dandelion is.
Anil IV you think yon neeil
more exorcise, that's pndtably
ii sU:a yiu Hctnl mom rtt.
A flyins .field , is a small open
space Hiirounded by wires to trap
planes.
Vou can tell the man who Is
keenly interested in Miod govern-
nient. lie lonus at times for an-
thority to lianu stubborn fools.
i
And yet. a man cr.n be decent j
and attend in bis own business fori
"1 . " t ,
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Mnlch apatn
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it nd conlluuei
ttuicrlm
It. I.pnet
IS. ivrlmls of
lint
IniDcatort
Hob
Went PolDl
frisiinin
Futttfiii'd
Si-u. Krvnrli
Kxirvmu fen r
hlml of trtu
Intitule
cut rr
WroitK: prefli
uvi'titilljr
uulilrd
Until ud
Oman of itght
A nurd ot
hutiur
Af ndd
Hi' prusfiit
Kmllii vaiiur
lntnmed
(oddrct ot
peuce
AaiiTlcan
balVnlA
4-urrlcd
Mutt uf cait
tniUnl
Looks
curium!?
irhurt for a
Rlvl'i nunm
A mi y MlU-erii
a lilt r.
8ca eagla
I'urent
5
TjRiei
E-Hc.lL
k WELD
9 lEjNlE
a '
itiriJi' humei
HOWH
I. Honltr
t. m tiita jdatt '
8. Itt-tu'Ht from
nivnu.rjr
4. It.. .k ur the Old
Teilumvnt
&. Hj
1. Iniprofe
i linll nf tilfielrl
rnl nituirhj
8. I it if In Is of m
for in ur prcsl
tlt'lU
9. Anihlon
gurment
i -III years and neither shoot any
! body nor get shot.
Americanism: lluildlng up for
jeign trade hy selling shoe-makins
i machines: wondcrin;; why the for
', eigner has unit haying shoes.
j Why is it so hard to get a jury
a nd ' ho e.'.sy to get spectators at
j the trial? Well, a juror must seem
I to -lie a little above the - moron
I level. ' ,' '
Knvirnnment makes success. The
orchid is' a weed In Mexico, anil
the -ev York millionaire's "hot
house passion flower is a pest in
the t-'outh.
Annllici way 1 tst yur
voiuihulary is Qi disc; nor
what the ileahy ?it for the csu
you trailed hi.
1
lloneMy Is the hes: policy. Only
an honest man can hold a ?( Job
protection son.-: rich crook's prop
erty. lndowlng a charity "in perpe
tuity" means you haven't much
sense of humor. Similar . thing
were done by rich guys in
Itome.
old
! Poise is the quality that keeps
' you from howlinir dismally while
! trotting hehind the wife witli a
lod of packages.
Correct this sentence: "I know
It's midnight.' said the middle
aged husband at the bridge par:y.
"hut let's not go home yet."
FORTNIGHTLY CLUB OF
ASHLAND HAS MEETING
ASUI.AND, , Ore.. Sent... Ill
tSpcclal) The Ktirlniuhtly clnli
held the opening nieetinK of, tin?
-car at the home of Mrs. KUa j
U'all on church stieel. V. a c h i
Hi- '
10,
II.
nnIeLlJ
sHde
ease -
Do Yon Remember?
TK1V YEARS AGO TODAY
(From tiles of the Mall TrlbOM.)
SoH. IV. 11HB
WayhinKtun. t. In royAy to
,ho fluid, hi' -oppoBed the Lciiftuo
nf Natlnnn, Secretary tf sinlo
.ansint? urK'd it l lallfied at
once.
S.llem Attorney lieneral stops
sale uf malt nyrui.
Attendattce AKhlunil schooln tn
ereaseH. Mall ear rllaa Willi III Aslilar.it
yanls. Tvvn injuretl.
l-'reil Heath returns frnm trip In
San Fi-aneiscii.
TWENTY TKARS AGO TODAY
(From (Ilea of the Mall Tribune.
Kept. Ill, turn
Den Moines, lu. .Senator Cum
mins,. Iowa Insurwent, (treelH resi
lient Taft cheerily despite prsl
ilential speech tlayiiiK insurgency. 1
I-our ears of rails arrive for the
P. H V..
Ciiunell anil Mayor Canon return
from pipe line inspection, anil re
port nothing wrunK-
tlrants Tass Courier pays tlibuto
to
the lonK-headeii ImostitlK men
if the city of Mcilforil."
lWil.: "If the Kast Side will
wako up, tiakilale anil .West
lOiKhlh won't have it all their own
way for resiliences."
Radio Program
Mali Tribunc-Vlrgln itition
- o ...r
22S.9 .Meters - 1310 Key.
4- Thursday, -September-. .19
P. .
fi to : 1 5 KMKD.
4 t':la to tl::iii News and Mar-
l;et Itepoits by .Mail Tril)-
tine.
4- li::io to 7 Harvey's Service
I Suition.
. Friday, September 20
A. M.
!l tn '.can Sweet Shop.
St.: 30 to J Schillins & Go.
10 tt) 10:30 Southern Oregon
Klettrie.
10:;ili to 11 Marsh (itoeery.
11 to 11:311 ir. M. Uepart-
lnent Store.
11 :3U to y Jae;,iie Lenox. Mil-
I liner.
i 12 Noon News Flashes by the
. Mull Tribune,
j P.M. .
12 to 1 Palmer Mimic House.
I I to 1:30 Met! ford Electric.
! 1:30 tn 2 Lewis Super Scrv
1 ice Station.
I 2 to 2:30 Mann's Department
Store
1 2:30 to 3 Brophy's.
j li to (J:15 K.ME1).
I CMS to 0:30 News and Mar-
i ket Reports by .Mail Trill-
1 line,
I 0:31) to 7 Hand Box.
member made n respoaso to the
roll call with some interesting
report from Ihe world of music.
The- short business' session was
followed l.y a talk on orchestra
tion iu the United States,
told by Mrs. Edna Smith, nnil
.Mrs. c. ), Kthnrt followed with
a talk on De.niros.ch. the Kreat
American director. At the close
of the progYam, the hostess served
light refreshments. The next meet
ing will be held on September 3"
at the home of Mrs. Homer Ki
ll" ft.
FUNERAL FOR ENGINEER
BATEMAN AT ASHLAND
Ashland, .sejit. is (Speriaii
Funeral . servircs for tho ,lut
1. ni!atemau were held en Sun
day afternoon at the .1. p. Dodai
and Sons Fiioral rarlors. in
ellal'K,' of the .Masonic bodies, ni
which Mr. Ilateman was an acllvo
member. Interment was made a',
the Mountain .View cemetery.
.Mr. Uateman lost his life in tho
explosion of the Southern 1'acltlc
Ii comolivc in the SisUiyous late on
Thursday evening.
The fireman. Hal Head, is re
covo.rim from burns and liruitips.
anil the severe shock which ho
suffered.
An nnnual prize of
lias been offered to
.'1,000 franf-i
the Freuch
nunil
kilometers without nc-
elilenl.
By BUD FISHER
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