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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 6, 1929)
im i-.ui' iJiU'MA 1 1 j TUIHIAK;, AiMnolUll, ul.'MiltA. l-'UMb-U. sM'i KMiihK u. In M ft1-. , 5 JV te.ir o' Medpord Mail Tribune Otiif, auodu, wur Published br WmKOKU HUNIINO CO. ii it ii n. kit 8t, , pnow t ROHKRT W. RI.IIU tidltw : , ' I. MJMHTF.R SMITH, UinlOT Ad IndepfWlfflt Npir Enured u imnd eltu itt it Ucdford, Ornoo. undtf Acl of Mirrn , 1878. HI USl ftll'liON HATES ' Br Mall In Athuict: DbHy, with Huntley, ftir Pally, with SuiuUf, mmith. . . , . . Dtllr, viihcui Hundiy, fif Piiiy, vlltwut fhimUy, Month. . . . VV telly Mall tributw, om jrnr... .ir.no . v.uo . Bunuay, one yru by ( iirJcr, In Ailrirwt Jarkkotilllk. Onlli) I'uliil, In Mcdruril, Athliid. rtweiilx, Ultal, "old U i it aihJ on tlltrtiwayt: Daily, with tJuiaiy, month . . , Dkily. without W i unlay, mviith. , Pally, without HuiKlay, one year Dally, with fcuniUy, om year.., All lenns, ei lo adianw. 'I. T'tOi 8.00; I d)t' IfKMHKK OK TIIK AHSlK'IATFtl I'ltKHS :' Kcriilnt Ijh-h1 Wire mke Th Atiuclatrd Pr-si b Mrluslfely ntltlJ to ,( k the ir 'of Milillcation tit alt nv dlipAtrliea .rHiitnl to It or othrrtrKe cm'iiM tn Utla paper, mtJt In Ilia Wl ru-wt luililihtrf llMflu. All rljhtj fur pdbllcatlon tit ipedal dbyatehai Mw y f"" (if fit III patr of the 11 (y (if Mrdford. , Official paptr of Jacks on Coiuily. nwurn dally iterate rtrculaiino for all ontni fndiiiK April in, i!)2V, 4('ii. ... . , ' M. C. MiKiKNHKN ( MMJ'ANT orrirM tn Nfw York, I'hicagu, DtrJt, lan fraiicUco, Ul Aitf!, Boittle, I'ortlaud. Ye Smudge Pot liy Arthur Terry --; One may read, that "consfder ale opponitlon In eeniering against iovcrnor I'attiMon. tiO sover- nnr has IcepL nut nf pulpits, l'ort- . .In nd pliitting, not lb-voted bimwdf 1 being everything but gnveinio. itinl as far as ft Is possible to ! nf:i'ertniu. Iiiik nut been endorsed by a single, bunch of lady pll- ' jicians. II- has le-en a good gov ernor, and should he Impeached, "Lost Wheelbarrow, empty. : i front tl,r4 (loss slrerl." (Want ad AlniysVllle, Cal., TimeM.) The way r--ti stop ibis form of i-iisscdn'-HS In Iff.MlO (Hit Jjrirks 111 llli'lll. Jilof- ' Some of the tllb'i-H and toib-rs f!nre whacking down the -lib rutting if bay, of which there Is the usual .deficit. The Muffled Kom k (Ashlanil Tilling-) Ash laud probably does i need more new homes liadly as the old boiio's Athland need attention. In I What does t)ie Eugene Iteglstcr no an by printing a homegrown t" editorial on the corning if autumn, Instead of a canned editorial on the same topic, per the sacred Ira 'illtbius of Oregon Journalism? Tbo fall dresses are longer, but Iiiost of ihe homely female knees nre still in the open. , Two more shiploads of mission aries are scheduled to depart for India. The same paper revuab-d .that there is a group of humans In Wet Virginia, who never saw (he American flag, -or -heard tlm Lord's prayer. - A I.os Angeles bulldog bit his master, when his master kissed him. This is unexpected gumption on (he part of (he bulldog. The $.inno automobile hit the decrepit $20 4d, owned by a boy - whoso age fluctuates from 12 to IX years, nccording to eondltlouH, and mangled a mangled fender. The .'. boy and his sire agreed to sett le for n new 4d, and $r.o for mental - anguish. A HltEK.V ltOMAVCK (Eugene Itcgislcr) Pear Annie Laurie: I am a girl of sixteen, brown eyes, brown hair and am rath er nice-looking. Although I do not brag much about it, everyone tells me I am. 1 was going down the road and I met a young man whom 1 had Hcen before, and be al ways spoke. He slopped and was (Hiking and when 1 came, back lie came up from his home to the road and talked for one hour, or so. "In carrying out the luncheon, :,Mrs. Thompson won the admira tion of the club" (La tJiando Os servcr.) Ami I move you, Mrs. President, that Mrs. Thompson be given a vole of thanks, and same be printed In the paper. 11 is reported that this depart n'meuls publication of a poem about teaehetjt, made a teacher mad. --: v'' Jm' v,,,'.v sorry, but she was toad "before the publication. Tbo unholy Holy War, Is likely (j-.tn have some competition, if the deer hunting season is delayed ' ' until II rains, as proposed, to save - the forests. Such a move would exercise oomnionseiise, and Ihe --careful hunters threaten lo hire a n" liiwyer, to keep romuionnense from 7,. being exercised, on the grounds it , does not need exercise. Itoasllng e Medlord Wale r Juice mixed with is a lively potion. WOMAN KCOltNS MONEY SHE . neveu iti:ci:i i:i niuime Klamath paper.) That our tit lo Im easy. . FORMER Ri rtlVIFIlA, Ore., H. in. 0 iHpe-ciall-Mi;. dnd Mrs. It. 1. Hunsley of Miii'iihy, .idnlio, rormcr Hlvlevu liwblenli. wrie' vlsltllrK vtlih Mr. , ami .Mrs. clay Jllles Monday. Miss Allen of. Medloid was a guest nt the Clms. Walll home llic first of the week. lienbu Cumuli, nhn was visit ing at the John Biles home lust week, left Sunday for her home al Klatnnih Falls. Alice Sinllll and Dovlll Piles were , visiting with Mrs. Clay Ullos Thurs day. .. 1 j. Editorial Correspondence ) - PKHHLK RRACU, -(U., Stmt. 4. : Ah fur an we are concerned the li'L'9 national amateur self tmirna- mnt 1h over and a grand nnd glo-i ! noun hiu'Cphh. Our fondest hopes J hnve been more than realized, and 'the next times one of these Colt- fornin Hport writers iulls out that futnlliur wheeze uhuiit Kin Va:i I wanted the unknown kid to win, Winkle Kuan, the grand and be- j they wunted the thrill of seeiiiK whiskered old man from the lioK'ie, tiin champion sen down. The an we will simply fire this 'J!) record thor of "Why we behave like hu of II. Chandler, and watch them j man beings" could explain that, run for the cyclone cellar, j Hot everyone wnnl'-d Ooodwin to (IftoiKe Von Elm put nut In the j win his next match. To beat Joiich morning, Hudie Von Elm in Ihejond then go down to some other afternoon CJ and 1. and 7 and i) nnn dancing off the i:ilh Kreen where tbo WUhelm match ended, while the crowd cheered and tip- j plaiided. Ami where are the Call- lorn in youngsters, including (he . much vaunted Hobby McHugh all Jin the discnid. Med ford's. I'rlde may win ngain, but can hardly lie ! expected to win (he title (hese young chaps nre a ihile to.) fast. He 1 : has done what we wanted bijn to ; 1 do, and never really expeeted he would or could do. Now he need j i not do another thing as far as we i nrn .concerned. We're Ihrough! ( And a perfect Job has lieen done. i Three rousing cheers for Modford: A glorious day today the first one with sunshine and a clear, windless sky- What a sight that Jones gallery wuh as we sat on the hank of the 1Mb tee in front of the lodge, ami saw It break and run alter the tee shots way down on I be shore of the bay. Rods, yellows, greens and whites; a per fect kaleidoscope of action ami color, iiig Peter Hay, the Scotch pro, up in front us grand marshal in his crimson coat. IVter does well, hut he can't keep the gallery from running. Finally they form a long line along (he sides of ihe fnrwuy reaching from the green down to u tree more than 2U0 yards away. The press sign goes up after Ihe line forms and the lucky newspaper men file I h rough and kneel down forming the front line. There comes Hobby, lit was In brown yesterday. .Today it is a light blue. A new role for liobby, one down and one lo go. To his left a slight kid sieps out from the crowd, lie has on a hrown-clder sweater ami white plus fours. He looks almost trail beside the slocky and convex champion f the world. ) tut he has a jaunty way with liitu and his eyed are wide j open and very bright. Hobby looks I sombre and very, very serious, He addresses the ball. no besita- Hon ahoul Hobby whang there Is i goes, a good one, high ami tar, only a short pilch to the green. The other boy wastes no time, eft her. W-haCs bis name? dood win good kill, too look at that ball betier I ha a Hobble's a short er pitch to Hie green. Again Ihe gallery breaks, again Hie mad rush, again t lie riot of color. And again Hobby appears (iii1e close now, a fine, nhnosl benevo lent faro, deeply tanned, hair tousled eyes, he certainly does took serious, being a lawyer one might suv judicial. The other lad, dapper, hut not too dapper, 'hi Just brisk businesslike, et'tlcienl I ihe Monarch of the Clcn at hay, ihe terrier seeking his chance,- darting in for Ihe kill. Ah, the kid's approach is four feet from the pin, this Is Ihe cru cial shot for Hobby, lie must do belter llian halve the hole, he must win it, or his crown ia gone -nnd In the first round, too,--in a mere kid Troni somewhere in Ne braska. Hubby's pilch is far shorter. They nre on tlm green. Hobby similes (be ground more carefully t huu usual. He picks up a lufl of loose grass, he kneels again, (hen rises, walks quickly to the hall and briskly taps it. Straight for Ihe hole it tolls (It's going down, an eagle, the malch Is sipiateil), no- the little pill wobbles just ti tract ion, it stops two inches be yond the hide barring a miracle tiie match Is over, (ioodwiu walks to Ills bull, scraps It in the cup the light is over, two birdies and Hobby Jones, tin greatest gol let in the world, goes down,- the "King Is deal. I .mm live the King." All the San Eraucisco papers de scribed the scene as one ol pande monium, cheers, hats in the air, etc. Nothing of the sort. There was scarcely a sound. The crowd wns nwed- ti little scattering ap plause, that was all. The two men shook hands. Hobby, bis mmul smile missing, walked through the' crowd and disappeared. A few people shook the victor's hands, then someone whisked him uw av for n uulck lunch. Those in the crowd had seen history In the mak ing n scene that won't soon he Tot-Rotten. MUTT AND JEFF ! IfFF. I'M SiGi?v Vrtii ..' v0viusf m- ,3 nzruz" W,.lRt:f vierj m m Vesuvius, H M r)iJ).M mm nmSr 'jIPSp " Tile reaction wan characteristic of the strange human rare. Every one was sorry for Hobby after it was 6ver; somehow the high lights and color of I lie tournament hud disappeared. Too had. lint five minutes before I hut crowd, with the inevitable spirit of a moh, unknown, did not seem appropriate at all. Hut on the 1 Till the last match of (he day, down went the Uid. We saw the roup do grace on the 17th. It wan a heart breaker. 4-0 On the Kith floodwin was two to this boy Utile, and only two to go. lie had to win that 17th to stave off defeat. He sent u beauty in the air, hut it caught in the middle of tin? sand trap just in front of the green. Utile's bail was better but M faib-d to carry the trap by an Inch und fell just under the further rim - n terrible place to be. (Joodwlu played a per feet out- i 1 "; ",1U "lim"11 I i 'Mini itin me mujiii, iiuu i ihiiiuihm slraiglit for the pin, a certain par j three, it looked like n sure win , ' , , i ... P " ' i.ij I Willi il II'IIS' "1 Hill IMllllHIIfS "ID j hall. I, it tie, a high school boy from Ran Krancisco, refused to be dis turbed, however. He waved back a battery of cameras on the far i edge of the green, studied his hall I carefully, then made one of the ! prettiest explosion shots we have j ever seen. Out came the ball til la shower of sand. not only did it cyme out hill it went directly for the hide, missing a birdie by inches. Ho mini her match was oVeiy-auolher king king for four bouts, had gone. Willi Chan shooling par golf, and live lip on Wilhelm, we gave our selves a roving assignment. Eor five holen we followed Cyril Tolh-y, ilaying Kay Coleman, and saw the best go 1 1' of the entire tournament I ho Hrllisu champion shooting four straight birdies and a par. It was all over at the J fit ft green. The defeat of Jones worked a great change In the atmosphere of (the tournament. Every player in a flash became a potential cham- pton, no! only in his own mind but the minds of many others. If Jones I he unbeatable roil Id he beaten why ANYONE could be beaten. The gallery honors thai, from the Hist had been accorded Hobby were t ratiHferred lo I on Moe, of Eugene, winner of t he western amateur a short time ago. l'eler Hay and his crimson coat went over to the Moe-Voight gallery, and never was a gallery heller paid. Here was super air-tight golf front ihe firr.t hide to the last. On (he th green again was the final ,'iie enacted again from Ihe standi hit of Ihe vanquished; it was a heart breaker. Moe hail been the underdog from Ihe fifth green, and drove from (he Kith tee three down. Holli were on tin green in two. Moe 2U Teet from tin pin, Volght only eight or ten. No more elabora tion Is needed to show any golfer the fix Don was in. He. had to win the next three holes to stav in, and ngaiusl an eastern golfer who was shooting par golf. Hon had to shoot not for par hut for birdies. And thai is just what he did. Ami wl at's more, he got his birdie, sank a 20 foot pult, thai had to circle about a divot in the green that Volghfs chip shot hud made. The cheer (hat weal up brought stragglers from all over thecout se to see (he final struggle on Ihe next green. And here's where the heartbreak came in. Moe's tee shot was not only good. It. WAS perfect. Tin drive here has lo he high and mil only hit on Ihe green hut stay there, lor n drive shorter (ban the green calehes the sand, and a drive longer drops into the racifio. I ion's spoon caught the ft recti und rolled lo within five feet of the pin. The gallery went wild, In cluding Ihe Hammond family pore el fils. who bad lolhnved the match from the start. It did look like a ecrlaiu birdb and on this hide a bit die Hit t hues I om of luo wins. Hut this was the .'.'Hi time as tills super-set upper I Voigbt proceeded to demonstrate. ins saoi wns not only perlect, it was fcl'HEK perfect. Voiglit came within a few inches of gaining im mortal fame by getting n hole tn From the Frying Pan l' r Z. 1 JJ- n I I ; u.rx. i I -1 it , , .v. r i . . i - i i v.- mr- a i . i , . Personal Health Service " By WILLIAM BRADY, M. Di " ' ' signed Irtten tfUlnl( to perioral tenth and bntott, not to dlwv dlsfnofH or treataent Itl be a.fed ty 1". Htviy If o tumped, itlf-aiidrMiwl pmtlope It vocioietl. Utttrt ihuuld m brief and fiUfn Ifl Ink. 0'ng lo the Urie miotf of Ittttn recelred, only i few can be amr Hl hwe. No ri''T en miMl 10 fluwle not eutforaias to hutructJooa. Addren iir Wiiij Brady, lo ear of U.H owpaeer. STAMINA, YK3 frequently Queries come often read that most do not bieathn deeply enough, so I have started to .(ruin myself to breathe deeply by forced deep breathing, l)o oti tnniK thai J will learn to breathe deeply, n a t n r n lly. in this way? "J'vo hea nl deep breathing tnberculuMls, Is 1 hat forced may lead' i ibis true? - . "I ' t in e d myself when Aivitfhfnt; deeply and found lh.it 1 breathe from 18 to 20 times a minute. Is this fast enough? I am 1U years old. E. T. ." I'ioI about t hose ably Ihe young man read 'd-cn breathing" in une of "health" magazines that glorify exercise as n panacea and provide a market place for all sorts of oiail order humbugs, es pecially short cuts to "superb ma ti hood," "persona lily," "amaz ing vitality" and all that sort of hokum. No one can change his breath ing habit by any such silly effort. Hreatbing is an automatic process and one can no more modify the depth or rate of breathing by "training onsell" to breathe deeply" than one could change (he wink ing of one's eyelids by practicing slow or fast winking. There Is no foundalion for the notion I hut deep breathing may ,-i i ..... ,.r i,i'..-iftiiM'! i in o mi. Tor an adiiii at rest is i or hreaihs a minute. That's fast enough or slow enough. I should advise, (his young man and. others who may share bis fancies about deep breathing; it will regulate iisi-lf in any case. do In for .mo h exercise, play,1 work, as yon may net-d. ami leave! the breathing to nature. l'erhaps it is due in part to lllj advised conscious attention on thej breathing that many persons 1 : not breathe naturally, but en- deavor to breathe with the chest i almost exclusively, having garner ed from freak "physh al culture" magazines that a large chest ex- i:;n.-aoii is essenilal for vigor and1 vitalily. I It is notable that physicians px- aniiuim; patients give no con-; sideraiion at all lo chest expan- j sion when investigating the slaiO of ihe vital organs except vheni working for some mossback iusur-j a tier company (hat cherishes :i n eieut methods. An individual with1 mi exceptionally large chest ex- j paiisioo is as likely to nave mug t iibon tilosis or hear I disease ns is one with a very small expansion. The natural way to breathe is with the diaphragm mainly. When I le- ilia phi agio con tracts, air is drawn into the lungs, the stomach, liver and other abdominal organs are pi rs?;t d downward and the belly bulges or expands. Tie skilled anesthetist watches the rhythmic rise ami fall of the bellv and not die movement of the chest to make sure the patient is breath, lug naturally, under anesthesia. Even tn natural sleep, the breath-; one. In other words, Moe had to shoot birdies tn win. He did shoot birdies, two in successioiii but be lost. And let It he added hove that if there is n better loser than this oiikoii .vouugsier, wc navu uevei seen nun. i tis nice was simpiy wreathed with smiles as he shook the hand of his conqueror. The crowd cheered somewhat feebly, for 'id per cent of them wanted the boy from Kngeuo to win. Certainly Oregon can well be proud of ils two stellar golfers Kgan the superman, Iou Moe the boy inspired, lletter sportsmen, j 1 aider scrappers, liner golfers, the ; country has never seen. One of! them has been ihe national cham- j pion and. unless we are greatly mistaken, Ihe olherjs going to be. Col. Cordon Ynorhie ami T. Kin- tor Johnson have antieared mill Joined the Medl'ord contingent. trek rath w ill get n a problem. Hut they d to it pretty soon. The other Medlonltles intend to enier Hard Cash I'yle's next bunion derby if he gels out of jail long enough to st:ige one. H. V. U. Into the Frying Pan thl: I ..rv I people on AM) IIKAI.TI! ilKftfinjr Ih almost wholly diaphragmatic The diaphragm in a voluntary: i inuscli to ) sure, yet it is' t under automatic control and had I better be left to such control. I In (he yame mail with the young man's ouery comes a tirculur Ue. scribing a gndget that purports to do a lazy sticker's exercise for him, and the prospect is assured ! that the purchase of the gadget j will give him "sufficient stamina and vitality to ward off disease." ' How come? There Is absolutely no connection between pbymcul or muscular condition and immunity. I lit is high time that this kind of! I fraud were suppressed, If there'.) I enough sianiina In dollar wor shipping Vankeeland to put a atop ' to it. , gi'i:STI().S AM) .WSWKItS. I Lotions for Hives, Other Itching I Will you bo good enough to j give (he recipe for the lotion you i recommended for the relief of i lehing in hives and other skin rashes. Mrs. J). fJ. Answer It Is familiar lo phy sicians as calamine lotion, but the formula I recommend contain also a small proportion of phenol, I where Itching is intense. M ix in ja pint bottle two ounces of f per ! cent carbolic acid solution (this Utrength druggists may sell with j out prescription ). two drams of i iily-wln, one ounce of zinc oxide and one ounce of calamine, nod add enough lime waler tit fill the bottle, lie sure you have nil five j na red ie ms. I )i reel ions: ( 'a la mine J.otioii. Shake the boll le. Jab r with fingers ns oficn ns de il to relieve itching. The cala- , ,,,, loiloti may be made up without the e a r b q 1 1 c solution l (using more, limo water In its! (dace), for use in milder Itching: or burning. No MunIi for It & M ( lub. 1'P-ase send me- the Uy-Iiwa of (he Itread and Milk Club. 1 thing that you have the right dope und want to try being a faithful mem ber of the One Day a Week Mush ( lull Fraternally, (J. A. !.. M. D. Answer Brother let me give you a quiet tip. We don't call our fodder mush in the It & M club. Aside from this faux p.is you are welcome here; of course pin will not forget your position as my guest and attempt to air any medical or health views of your own which may not be In coinpleic accord with the const i tution of ihe club. We have no rigid unwritten rule as to apparel except that male m e m b e r s should Wear spats and female tm'mbers should tvenr stockings while within the club precincts. On very warm .Monday evenings, i members may check thee stipe r plnities If they wish. Speaking or ( mush. Hoy, have you never expe rienced the fnefiable delight oi i driving out In the hills nbout : 1 pfc m. on an early autumn day just after a shower, slopping at the top of the long hilt, watehing I faithful old Itover drive the cowsj i up from the brook that winds thru the valley, nnd then standing! around sniffing nt the fresh milk ln't sacred unless It aroma, nnd finally receiving into' Once a man doing at) m.p.h. your own hands a dipperful of j arrested for speeding; now the warm foaming nectar then uirrested for blocking traffic. another dipperful and then ano j then being dragged out and hoisted i . Into your chariot nnd driven home In utler contentment? Scarlet l'evor. (1) Is It dangerous to slay in a house that is Just out of quaran tine for scarlet fever? (2) Is the greater danger from the house (nan from the recently recovered patient? (:U Is scarlet fever con tagious from scaling'.' K. f !. Answer (1) No. (2) No. (3) No. Send stamped envelope bear ing your address and ask for motiogrnph on (a Home Sani tation, nnd (b) Contagious Dis eases. ' ' (Copyright .lohn F. Dllle Co.) Quill Points Thwip mfnfnturo lllllonui,nos won't trouble (he pedestrian who I plays politics. Jle's 4ised to sdad- ,I,in - Simile for today: ; thusiastie than Hie hat-check girl in i widower. interest of i bare-headed Kvery year scieiici et there quicker. enables us to Now if ll will MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ACROSS 1. Mew 7. Joker lu. 1'urt ot th htiily 13. 'lunludnnd 14. lie In error iu. hiit-iur 15. Allow 17. Culorlesf guv-t-iu rmu pound 19. frereiil tii. l)Tuur SI. Itux VS. VeiitllotM 24. Mult- pindtlrtly K6, lln uk kUibUtilj 8h. Carry Stf. Kuroiiun fln-h SI. itliiliml ctiur- uHer SS. lKhfet J6. Find king ot iHrael 83. M Ik TH to 40. i:idrti 41. I'retiutltlon Solution of ORATJ MIR J T,J S I R EbBR I na.r..eBrasBm.e.sa S P E LIE M a .i 'Djp u:l:p S P IJT EHR mot fvbp 8 A:T EfifP R O R T I IRO N Ji! JioaJUi of ills. West Point cord 47. UjM'lf 48. Jlfi-niiirnoooft pencil (9, I mil vidua! jier- frc nil in mi AS. Tiny particle 7U, pish ffTtfS . Vegeta tde 73. hliiil ol silk 74. Furnlbli with a T4ilT 75. Propeller 76. Lubricate 77. Tri't'M 7U. The hitter vetch 80. Hoj's nick name 3. Son of Huao hi. stain fcfl. Tropical tree LH. jlurii nuper- fb-lally I. Aleiolow 03. J.ujer a, Cooking necessity I2- 6 I4 I5 1 4: P I I9 1 ' 11 " ' 75 ' - "t ' vj j To nTT', irz: v$ j ,. . . j.. .... -"t '. .' yT W IV Tt 4F" " " 44" JiT 45 " TtT TT TT i - - , 'g, I r- - 1 " : ' .. Jft - t- ! '0b "57 Z W W"-. 70 ! Ti T n- - i 79 T'S"0" Ji only provide something to do when we get there. . The repoi t that a drug store was si't on fire by a cigarette lighter proves that the world still contains good press agents. There's still hope for a land that thinks a man ordinary if he hasn't done anyftiing except get rich. You mill say one thing for a Min-back bathing suit. Il Isn't content Ni hang; a transparent liliii over (lit parts it p role ml lo cover, . . . ,o - fits, was he's Women's frocks will be worn nger this fall. And so the price of coal being what It is will dad's pants. Amerieanslm: Making a big show with your new wen ft h; vain ly longing for such friendships as you hud while poor. The reason (he old gi-nucli can'l enjoy n movie a tbo flapper clot's. Is because b can't imagine himself reel in lug hi the liero iirms (hat vwiy. Ileports of the acreage destroyed by forest fire,s; are astonishing. Who would have believed there was that much tim1r left? The ancient expression, "sound and fury. ' Is just highbrow for tiie modern talkies and critics." 1 1 lessed n re t he poor. Nobod y ever has a nervous breakdown as a result of following a plow or push ing a spade. Yesterday! Puiile JH, Female flgur In pruylRK os lure G,E.NjEiTj s;; Nltrrow niets S A L L O T Si 8T. Tiny opening X 'o. A t WcTaI I" the kln QRAJ-Jt., 30. Hunl-tlielltd fruits 33. Withered 31. Purpose 10. Female roff OT S&P A;NS 37. Bend DRIR B P E L Sll. Osrulattoa I 41. Heiut of liurrff it 43. KflUft 44. Plot of ir round 46. C'anvus pro- pel I-r 49. Pan ill worn about the neck E D E E M s f rkse r;i e. F -L :Ej9E L .A I jSj (1 I'eriubdng to S-U.R G,E ' weapons " C5. Small moond il, t uslule, opuqoi 61, Hair rlhbont IMUVN i, rntu'uii iiik 2. liiofs . 3. Pronoort 4. Afternoon ' ; t uiu'lltms A. Fiirmupfuentt 5. kind 7. hnutll tumor H. Vocal nolo 1). Sacred cliutlce 1(1. Per la retl II. Perue 1. Cut's call la. Knlreutlel . siibKtuiicee 59. SI on us OU. Dellghttal re gtons CS. Head of an abbey HI. French sculp tor 06. Fro It 67. (Jreut Lake 6l. Lesst uiu 71. Amerii-ua Hid bur 71. Anthiue 78. Hnrvo the pal poso There nre just two reasons why tranesters are ; unmolested: cold cash and rold foot. . Brisbane's Today (Continued from I'age One) That . Ainrrirmi passenger's motto, "'Unit's' word mennt tn lie broken," is quite American, Ix'uiniiitii; in resiteetalib iinar- , ters with contempt, for the eon Jstitution, reaching all tiie jvay I to the ftimman in the gutter and the fool in the Zeppelin. Summer Is gone, the Senate is sitliiiR. iliscusRiiiK the tariff. One hundred and twenty million Amer icans that ent siisar, beet siiRar men, Koulsiana Hnsar men, suar Bniwers of the whole world, are Interested. A hish Htigar tariff really means protection, a national subsidy of many millions for employers of Asiatic labor in Hawaii and the Philippines. Sugas conies duly free from those places belonging to 1'iiclu Sam. Asiatics do the work, their employ ers get the profit. Not much of it will go to the sugar glowers of this continent. Our friend Cuba, good customer nnd good neighbor, would be ruined by a high lit riff, if anything could ruin so plucky a people. SI. .lohn Kivine, Hiilish, urges fellow lirltons, men aiul women, to come to America and "preserve the Nordic race." , Me is afraid of Uitln-Slav nomination "In the stales." There nre good female jobs here, says he, and Ilil.OOO llrillsli and northern Irish girls should come, get tiie jobs and, contributing Nor dic babies, keep this country from becoming Latin and Slav. Mr. Krvine's plan would Interest I i .iiiitvi . iiiuiiiiHis, wnn was npt Nordic, hut partly Spanish and I partly Jewish. J That learned judge. Ilalstead 1.. Do You Remember? TKN YEARS AOO TODAY (From files of the Mall Tribune.) Sept. U. ItH. ' Washington: Senator Sherman, Ri. publican of Illinois, urges that I'resident Wilson be impeached. Paris: Premier C'leme n c e a u thantis Herbert Hoover for his looil relief work in Poland and i 'enlral Kurope. Kansas City: President Wilson declares he will fight as long as he lives for world peace anil the League of Nations. New York celebrates Mh anni versary of the battle of the Alarne. Uoad from Prospect to Crater Lake graded at cost of llMO.OOU. Forest fire season officially de clared at an end. J'our Inches of snow at Crater Lake. TWENTY YKAItS AGO TODAY (From files of the Mail Tribune.) Sept. ti. 1H0K Talent Item: -Many week-end visitors registered at tile ' Bell House. Professor Anton Homanoff, for mer court violinist to Kmperor Josef of Austria, is now giving lessons on the mandolin and gui tar. Leave orders at Nash Hotel. Ashland prepares to hold district fair on October (it bio Sill. Loenl report deelares John R. Allen's next project will be to build a railroad from Coos bay, Oregon, t.oHoise, Idaho. Charles Palm, A. A. Davis and Dr. C. R. Hay are champion pur chasers at Greater Aledford clul lag day to raise money for a new oily park. X. Y.: Commander Peary denlea truth of Dr. Cook's clai mot having discovered the North Pole, Hitter, from Florida, sitting tem porarily in New York, says prohi bition will win in the end, "speak easies will close when public sen liment forces official action. " The question is, W1JKN? Judge Hitter says Florida, seat of bootlegger activities, has a great incinerator into which are dumped case after case of liquor. Bottles break, alcohol spills, "flames shoot 40 feet iulo the air." "I've got 40.000 bottles of for eign liquor waiting for Ihe incin erator now. It is quite a spectacle." The judge is .a dry. T AT WIU.TAMS CUKRK, Ore., Sopt. 6. (Special)-AmonK those from Williams creek who attended the Jackson county picnic at the Elks picnic grounds Labor day were .Mr. and Mrs. Lester HimiUn. Airs. Ira. sparlin, Lee Sorrels Mr, nnd .Mrs. II. v. Lumnn and son!' Or vil, Mrs. liadfrer nnd Mrs. C. W. IJolierts. 666 Is a prescription for Colds, Grippe, . Flu, ..Dengue, Bilious Fever and Malaria ' - It is the most speedy remedy known Electrotherapy Chlropractlo Dr. H. P. Coleman !)th Successful Year In Modford Treatments by Appointment :' Natural Methods Food Science Medford Center Bldg. Phone 96S T Rex Cafe THE PLACE TO EAT Good Food Good lervic O AMD HOLLY ST A. PHONS " COMPLETE C LEANING i OVPHIO SEErVICB By BOD FISHER I'1