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SOBEsT W. RCHL. tdltar
I. BUMPTER SMITH, aUalfar
Aa IukptDdtat Ninpapaf
eeond rim autttr Kl aliaYard.
raw, mdef Act of Uvea B, IBrt.
IDBSCamiON IA
Bf Man -In Ad'tnon:
, Dally, alio Suiidi, year
-,, Dnuy, vita Suuhr, ueotb......
' lully, without Uundiy. fur. . . . .
- DnUy, without Sundiy, budUi....
'. WMkly Mill TTihunn, CM few...
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By Lamer, 10 Atnince id jimuora, aiouziu,
lituonuie. famrii Point. Hmnii, iiiut, uoii
mil ana on uignwin;
Dally, with Bundjsj, aootb ....f .T5
btilj, without Sundiy, Booth 6S
ball, iltbout BuDdar. om nar f.00
fitly, with Sunday, w yw S.00
All tCTKJ, C&lD fa Ml.UK.
ItEMBES OP TflU ASSOCIATED PKE8S
. Kwelfine Full Leased Wire Bmic
' Th ArtoeUtcd Prna U exelufrelr tntUled tn
the ust (or publication of all own dispatefaM
credited to it or oUwrlM efJitd In Uib piptr,
ud also to the local newt publliiwd hertln.
AH rlfbia lot publloAUoo of ijeUl dlipttclui
Mreln ue Uo reierred.
Born dally ifer&g circulation for lis bodUm
tMlldi Oct. 1, mil, 44118.
Official paper of the City of Medford,
Official paper of Jackioo County.
Admtliing TtepreaciiTftlrea
' HC, M0MS8EN COMl'ANT
Offlm in New York, Clileifo, Detroit,
rraoelieo, Ua Amelei, Beattle, Portlaod.
Ye Smudge Pot
, . By Arthur Perry
, OnUn STORES . proiluclnlt
Hunburn frr the fair -nox thin Ben
Kon. ' Old Hoi Is too Hlow, and
leaves freeklPM.
Tim MOTIIICU'S DAY TOO
(lltA.M '-. tlltlllnn Tills Taper.)
' Why the aU'lntr bean typo anlckbrH.
' 'il ll((Uor violators have been
rounded up without the aid of a
hraHH band, whlelt only leaveu
1 1.&G7 at largo in IheHe jiartH.
TIiIk'Ih dunclnK and ear Hlealiilff:
nUtlit' If you think anythlni; of
your auto, be' auie .anil lenvo the
key In It.
SMITH & viWKON,44 special
llliUerNlurift pintol, attiK handleH
iiIho pre-war ' German Mauner;
want Haxohono. KlmrldKO KfiO.
(Want ad Kantian CHy Htar.) Try
your next door 'neighbors.
TiiortiiiT roii TOMomiow
..(Ohio Kuitu Joui'fuil)
' The mother pf any normal child
has two recoumes from which she
..may derive comfort- on not Infre
quent occaxlonH; ,she can. think
either thnt the little thlnff takea
after lt father exclUHively or unit
It mlstako nniHt have been made at
' the hoHpltal and they ftnve her the
ivi'ottK baby, v
: One of llu'Hii days when a public
Kculei; .daliberatrdy .Ilea about, a
- womnn'R welKht, hIio will Bmaah it
lii 'lho face with a hatchet.
A si i'i:it-'HiMi.r,
.: (Salem C'ailtal-iloimuil
On his return to the prison
Williams was chlded about
" Ills efforts to . start the uulo
niubile. which ho denied, and
. was told by . Superintendent
llenry iMoyera that it would
be a long time lieforu ho got
another chanco to steal a ear.
' 'As a iTHponae Williams
'. thumbed his nose at tho su
perintendent. .Moro of our j-oung men have
hduiltled their iniibllily to govern
themselves, and will look a preach
er In the eye, early In Juno.
j The projected ilevelopment of
' the Itluu l.edgo mine has not pro
duced a single . ripple upon ' the
plncld waters of civic Ilumdlnger
Ixtn In these parts. Hut It some
body, called Hugue liver. Rogue
creek, ihero would most certainly
' be u luncheon, and in all probabil
ity, a lynching.
.Mrs. Martha Sparrow and chil
dren dined 1'rlilay at the Kadlator
Cafe and Quick l.uueh. '
(I round bus been plowed In tho
" Huch district for a service station.
At the bridge table lawst night,
t'ornolla Tornndo tore the corner
off tho Jnrk ot spndes, as neatly as
If It hud bceifn fender.
AS KIIITOU JAHS 11IH 1M".N
, IXTO TIIK INNAItllS ot' 111HT,
. TJIK tiltl.M l)ll.(,ON.
(Illite AltllllltlllU l'tglc)
The Hagle now feels like run
; nlhg. n campaign of "clean-up."
... Wo-ro almost persuaded, having
leached the consciousness of the
I necessity by cleaning up our own
shop for the first lime In 21 years.
we will ronress that we woro not
, luuved with aesthetic vibrations or
tr, the" vibrant emotions to benmiry as
, niucn as wo were front dire neces
1 "e tact was mat !t go o
- o could not get into the solictor
' inn, for the obstrucilon of old pa
a J per's. bookies, pamphlets, props
. I fcanda, some of It running back to
. tile SimnlKli-Anieiicitn. war. And
v.il feu' washed the windows, and again
"' ran. look out upon tho beautiful
. world and see the piles of old cans
"and rubbish accumulated by our
. . mnch-belovinl nelghbnra,
it Kolks, Its great to clean up.
even ir It Is not ottener than the
Kngle office. . via., four times a
century, i And after one gets clean
ed up he has an irreslsiiblo com
plex to drive, force, compel hln
neighbor to go and do likewise.
Jn tint, since we got rid ot our
rubbish, we me contemplating a
law that will make It a penal crime
trt permit nil.l.lH.i to accumulate.
Ami so.,uml thus. Is life. Clean up
-Miofnre our new law mutters,
snurls and growls at your Indiffer
ence, Hob .liilintile'n I'lnco
KLAMATH FALLS, Ore, May
1 1. A SholKiinn, rifle, knlvrn.
hntrhrtu, wntr1j find JrwHry viil
ud nt mor thnn $3000 wrro
tnkn from, "Johnnta' plnre" In
Chlloouln. rorvitlon oentor, rnrly
IhlH moinltiR by robhrrK who slip
: pert opi-ti Hit- li.ti l) nf tli ponl hall
ut nfler th plnco wan rloHod.
WHY HASN'T CANADA TEIED THE DEBENTURE PLAN?
; . .
TIIE surplus prop in claimed
debenture plan to sifte the
were not for this surplus which must be exported, the tariff
would be a sufficient protection apainst ruinous wheat prices.
Yet we observe from the
produces nri exportable wheat
bushels per year.; And. according to A. J. McPhail -of Sas-
Itnti'lK'W'Nni president of tho Canadian DepaiRncnt of Wheat
Growers, no government wheat subsidy has been demanded, and!
the Canadian wheat growers
. e I
adoption of a co-oj)erative pool.
I The suhject is a complicated one and we claim no expert
knowledge of the. problem.. But it' would be interesting to
know why if ce-operation has succeeded in Canada,! it can't
succeed hi the United States where the percentage, of 'export
wheat is materially less. '' '''. ' ' "'' .
And it is important to note that 1'rcsident Hoover, favors
the co-operative plan, with government financial support,
through the creation of a permanent farm board. ,
"A pound of practice is worth a ton of theory." Canada
has demnstrated the co-operative plan is practical and profit
able. Considering the admitted dangers aiul'disadvantagcs of
the debenture plan,1 it would seem advisable to at least try out
the Canadian system, before jumping to the untried subsidy
program. " " ' " . ' ' '' ' '
Jlut of course such actioon would involve support of Presi
dent Hoover, and rather cramp the style of the "farm savior"
politicians.
Undoubtedly that is the reason it has not been tried. - :
AN UNNECESSARY NUISANCE
TIIE tittle may conic1 when traffic signals are necessary on
Salem streets' and stop and go signals required to regiment
us, as in large cities, but that time is in tho more or less dis
tant future. Only a 'few hours a tiny dnd then only on certain
days is there any congestion of traffic. Otir Wide streets pro
vide nil the safeguards necessary and installation' of such sig
nals constitute a waste of piiblia 'money and an unnecessary
nuisance.' .,: A 1;'V' ' 1
If the signals tiro ins! tilted, it is ni safe bet they Vill bo ig
nored and cveiilually abandoncd.' Nothing could bo more nb
surd than to compel pedestrians to wait for a time signal with
out an auto in sight, or to hold up passing autos at intersections
for imaginary friiffic. ' '-' . .' rS. '.'
Tlicrc have been fewer accidents, on these busv intersections
iI.om in ,mv nil.,.. ,.( ,.P ..;(.. li,i.., : 1
Our aetridonts rtcctir usually in streets that would not be af
fected by (he signal system and are due largely to .speed,: eare
I(sness or violation oiH hp traffic lnws. '
There h iio jtiHtif icntion for traffic signals becnuso there is
no necessity for them. Salein Capital-Journal.
Mnj'iio those- niiciiTit pir.il iunt ions we're btiritid by voinnnie
ik'ios, ami liuiyhi! Ihu foUts liail riprinir fuvor und let their fur
initio imlitiS neiniiiiulati;.
ScicntiKls InokiiiR for absolute Jsero should ohserVe hit inlnlicl
fariiu-r's ynipntliy fur trie stock unmbler who is ciiiii'ucd 20 per
cent for money.
Correct this sentenee: "I
stenlino; cerlnin man's idea,"
able (o do it.
' The" HtnttMne.it that torn Mix fiiilWt fo pny on 100,000 of
incomo moroly prnveH onco mon Hint our opinion of what
ciiiiHtitutoH a good movio actor isn't Worth muh.
' Tho Utflilor m convenient, hut it doosn't BCPin as Worldly
and elegant iih tlio art of striking a match with tho thumb nnit.
, You can tako lessons by mail
oryou can practice tfcttiiif? up at
Maybe planes are just as safe as automobiles, but the auto
driver need watch in only four directions and dodgo others.
All this nonsense about ears depriving us of exercise comes
from snobs rich enough to hire the car washing done.
Ton (?et n reputation on the installment plan, too, but 'it
is seldom yours to keep until you're dead. .
Americanism: Copying the other fellow a product and fail
ing because ytiu can't copy his brains.
Acquittal: A New York method of shoeing disapproval of
.Mabel.
America likes to sec her heroes get higher and higher, if
their hats don't.
MUTT.AND JEFF No. Four Learns a Thing
mutt, x ONDensTAiob Yoifte i ktmi$ I
chAnjcs: wiVs a coast- B V00M ,lTH Busv dodsing subpocma M as mimc nouj -thank v to WM, , A x W6 A & I
TO COAST BuMOfO -DtRBY TkS-T.T.tu r 5SRU6RS H CANT KSC-P AN tolANV IMVfcULCCT. fOO JfT .Vpl-, k, OUOW-OOT X'Ll. B 1
AND Ri'blNS AlNJj t Sjoly V ' Ye w oS UNN6RS, HMC MwTAULV UC-'S STILL .M MYf M I RACrt THS PACIFIC I 7
iSS "
.......:.,;....r,..:.-..:V1 . : . :! " V- . .:L j , . - ' ' ' ' ;...'i..'..' . : .
to tie the justification for the
American wheat grower. If it
Congressional Record that Canada
surplus averaging' 400,000,000
)iave made money, through the
could iniike a pot of money by
snid he, "but I nm too honor
to increase your will power,
night for another blanket.
MTH
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Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BSADT, M. D. '
8111 Uttan vHbrir( to tmal haattfc nnd brt-lana, ant to eUaaaaa dltfiianla it
tmatBteor, will bn aoawtrnd by Dr. Brady If a ataiapnd, nelf-addrcaaad anvetopa In mrloaad
Latum abould bn brlnf nod written tn ink. Owing to tan larga number of lntura r
enirod, only a frw nan bn anmrad bar. Ho reply nan bn nude to qaerte not anatema
UMJ to nnnenm huwi we. nujiaan
HOW VERY FEW OP US IIK ' V',3 '..
Probably many ., readers know j 'titular food to which your husband
that when I think anybody or any- ! happens to be sensitised. -Doctor
thlns Is wroB , ..Re to say so 1" with" L'eTof
print. Not bo many know that I
apply this policy to myself when I
nap p e n to be
the wrong one,
tor now and then
I. have. been
wrong and 1 have
acknowledged It
freely and Junt as
soon as I could.
Met a man con
nected with the
life In surance
business, and he
Beemed surprised that I oppose u
departure of certain Insurance com
panies that is called variously
health'conservation, lopBevlty oerv
Ice, and the like. I told him .that
primarily I objected, as a buyer of
insurance, to paying the additionrri
cost of such service; and secondar
ily I do not believe all of this ad
venturing by insurance companies
In other fields of work has any tan -Hi
hie effect on tho health of their
policy-holders. ....
My friend came right back there.
Hp assured mo thut the statistics,
were available to prove that the
this health or medical work by the
insurance corporation actually low-:
erst tho cost of Insurance to: the j
public, to the individual i buyer, j
Thor? ho had me, for In nil fair-,
nfHH I yvh compelled to ueply that i
if I were convinced of that I should
tease .opposing, these, activities of
Insurance companies and become a
booster for such practice. .Insur
ance of all kinds is a -great boon
n.wl tnv nnn,r,.t nn.l ,,n,nn
...... .... ... J""U
while we live and the well belner
nf our loved ones nfter we've palm
ed along, I nay with nil fervor, "Clod
bless tho life InHurnnee bUHlneHR."
In the same spirit I inalntnln that
the uho or administration of funds
in the InHurnnee company's keep
ing Is n matter that is your busi
ness and mine, and up to the pres
ent, or until I met this man I refer
to. 1 have felt quite positive thnt
this adventuring In health, In pub.
1 ,lc hul' activltlea, in what should
bo private medical practlne mnt
tnru, Ih an unjust If ial)lei dt version
nf funds, and nceordlnBly I have
opposed this fad of rertQitl IiiHiir
anre poinpnnieH whenever my view
or advice hnve hern sought.
Well, my pood friend caw to It
that the cold fisurefl were placed In
my hundfl. They were ImprpHsivp
fiBitrpB, Uo. The mortnllty rate,
that Is, the number nf deaths nc
curi'lnK nmntiK each thousand per
smiH In the yeai is given In a
chart, first that of the population
of the country nt lanrc, and along
side it the rotn nninnK: several milr
lion policyholders of this particular
ocmpany. It shows that the death
rate among the people nt large was
rather lower than that of the pol-rcy-holdei-8
in every yeur from 1UJ1
up to lOL'S. In 1925 the Insurnpoe
company's rate finally got down to
that of the whole country, and in
the past three years the policy
holders have been holdinR out
little wetter than tho people at
law.
At first glance mich figures
miKht Heem to justify the argument
that this health work by the in
surance company lowers the cost
of insurance, to tho buyer, for of
.course the premium rnto on your
Insurance Is determined by, the
death claims the company has to
pay. , Itut the flRUres must bo in
terpreted with the fae,t In mind
thut the polley-holderB hro selected
risks, and the many applicants re
jected ns poor risks must figure
in the mortality Vale of the popu
lation nt large. These considera
tions, it seems to me. Invalidate the
argument thnt this health adven
turing by the Insurance corpora
tion lowers the cost of life insur
ance. To draw that conclusion it
would be necessnry to Ignore tho
effect of all. public health and in
foct nil other activities or work
than that done by the Insurance
corporation.
Qt'lSfcTlOXS 'AXI AXMVKUS
AiurhieuroUr.
Occassional.)', after eating, my
husha nd wets bu m ps nil over his
head, hack of his hands and wrist),
which itch and are red and resetm
ble a sting from an Insect. Some
times his llp swell to a great size,
aver night, then the nwelling dis
appears, perhaps to return tut sud
denly in a few dayn . . . Mrs. M.
Answer. Q hint hives, or as doc
tor call It. angineouritic edem.
Perhaps. it is caused by some par-
or Two From No. Thirteen
" ' ' -"'
tjraar, m eaiw wi nun
food allergins available for the pur
pose. Jf the responsible fiem can
be discovered, husbapd may escape
by avoiding that item In future. In
some cases a course of treatment
with Intramuscular Injections of
adrenal giand hormone has given
lasting relief. .. '
Corn til Noxc.
If a three-year-old- child puts a
kernel of corn. up his nose, could
this cause any . trouble in future :f
not removed ?-r-Mrsr X,
Answer. It Is always best to
have the child examined by a doc
tor, and the foreign body removed
If the' examination shows it Is still
there. Not rarely a. foreign body
lodged In the nostril will eventually
cause chronic purulent rhinitis and
greatly impair the child's health.
In any child a none-sided purulent
or foul discharge from the nose
should suggest a foreign body, or
else nasal diphtheria.
What, Flaxseed, Fattening?
Is flaxseed at all fattening, it
taken as you suggested, a teaspoon
ful or two daily, the whole raw
seeds, as an aid to peristalsis?
Q. H. P. .
Answer. There would be only
a few drops of Unseed oil in two
spoonfuls of the seed, which could
never make a girl fat anyhow. If
you're afraid, you can-readily bal
ance your diet by taking one less
lick of butter or one less pinch of
sugar or half a bite less hrcad a.
duy, 1 don't know that flaxseed
has nutritive- value for man, but I
....,. . , , . " ....
7. ' mh im
Astlmia KelJevctl.
I have taken two D.-grain tab
lets of calcium lactate after each
meal, for nbout eight weeks, and I
havb obtnined much , relief from
asthma. I am very' grateful to
you for this suggestion. It is the
ninst .heinfut thing I have' found.
Is it advisable for me. to continue
taking it V V. C.
. Answer. Perhaps another
course after an interval of several
weeks.
. (Copyright John F. pile' Co.) 4
"No wonder Vnolo Sum Is so rloli.
Ho luilii't g)t ntiy f i-lends." snys
lion. lOx-lMlllur I'ule Klulmtt, Easy
siiwt luiln'l in It Willi llii- ronil to
rooovovy. -
(Copyrlitht John P. Dillo Co.)
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One.)
manufacture 8000 small flying ma
chines a day.
It's hard to believe now, but
when Henry Ford some yeara ago
announced that he hoped to manu
facture 10,000 automobiles a year,
he was asked not to make tidlcn
lous statements that would destroy
bunking confidence in tho motor
Industry.
f
Thursday night Helen Wills was
to bow before Queen Mary of Eng
land and then "back out of the
presence." That is not what she
does when the tennis queen meets
ladles on the court of honor.
MAIL -.TRIBUNE
DAILY CROSSWORD PUZZLE
ACROSS
i, Wool.benrlnr
Mnlmnln
S. liemnnd a, dan
11. Oon ttho lend,
, a farnaen
It. ilurrr
14. Alternutlrn
imrtirln
li. Ulbltcni prep.
er naran
IT. Mecretn
Is. Prepofed Inter
national laa-,
1. l'ruper
SI. Thon who '' L
trine
Yt. BelenrlEC to
lilm
24. Animal with
oat feat
. Leather ntrlp .
5 J. Hirer la Enf
land . ,
tf. withered
SO. Anelent Chal
dean elty
31. IMriilon of fto
clent Oreet'e
Solution of : Yesterday' Puzzle
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cut eUo t oltl Ul E II 8
T llR M I N A rpEJLAlp8lt
fca f T L L T Cj CZj
C 1 T B I T TjlM IA t 9
A t t t A Mnlt T ISO W H A
elo a jii t a tairju' Tie na
A FtDeIr A Till I R 6 M 6
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Alt t AnAlL T O TiTI I P
K A N fl lrE iv" M N O M
g In 0 i 3 Us Q iRIEltUalLltlEi
41. Slnefnf bird
fin. Makei vemen -S3,
ftinalf Inneet - '
14. Maaeullnn name
119. Maken aiitfry
3i. Uaele form ol UrndjM
John ;. Slender finlal . ;
M. More (Scot.) Jota ol team
87. HnfTern pnln
nil. Alarm
s. liintraitfie
. ntoek ot Indo
china 40. Paitoral
4S. Ae4alr knowl.
edae
41. Collean degree
40. Hrenks and
10. Brown and - '
white horiOv..'
. ralr
u. King known ai
.I'he Rr.a,
IS. eoft palates
17. Meannres of
time
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THEY bowl and back out.';.
With Its low curtsey, long train
three feathers fastened in- the hair,
this is not an idle formality; ;
If you have not been presented,
your are not eligible for' court
functions. You cannot attend gar
den parties ut llucklngham palace.
In fact, you ;might as well stay
homo. . , - .r , '
Zhro Agha, of Constantinople, is
believed to be 155 years old. Djllo
Agha, riding back to Angora on his
faithful donkey, will prove to Mus
tapha Kemal Pasha that the age
championship belongs -to him. '
He says he is 160, remembers
well his last wife, whom he mar
ried when he was 90, and expects!
tn IIva mnnv mira vnni's A.
I Is diet has been, for more than
100 years, cheese and garlic, and
he has smoked ever since the age
of 5.
Find a moral In that, If you ,can.
Americans that speculate, with
out knowing, are warned by men
who know, not to gamble loo reck
lessly in airplane stocks. Some ot
the fonllBhly air-stock minded act
ually tan up the price of Seaboard
Air Line stock, mistaking that rail
road for an airplane concern.
London reports that British air
planestocks have been soaring be-
! cause of American buying. What
do American speculators know
about British air stocks?- : ..
'
What would have hapiiencd to
your pockotbook, had you botight
automobile stacks at random when
the - automobile - was new, as the
airplane Is now? Where are. those
old automobiles now?'
He cautious.. You will be grate
ful for this advice, If you take it.
M
The "First. Call .Money of Amer
ica Company" makes Its little bow,
issues 900,000 shares of Class A
stock, and will proceed to do busi
ness in the call money market.
Evidently, somebody believes
thut call money usury will last.
Stock that pays 7 per cent and lendsl
uiuiij ul iiuiii iu to ii jicr cent
Ought to do well, barring interfer
ence with numerous Interest rates.
Hut millions, paying those rates,
do not like them, nnd Congress
may. find a way to,, discourage
usury. ' .
. -Pronona
It. SpaaliU iketp
11. DlTaai
IS. Oltaetorr or.
gam
11. Egg of aa In-
ect , r
1.. itaraor
20. Palled apart
22. Loyal -
23. ltellgloaf poem
25. Countrj In
Earope -ST.
Plaguing
St. Sewer
31. Heron lted In
plrklei
33. Three-toed
loth
34. Dirtier -So.
l-'rench pro-
noan
It. The hall where
hang the harp
4L Mollt
42. Walklng-ttlrk
. 43. Andean beait
ot burden
44. Without diffi
culty 47. Greek parlill
Srleit
I lies with cir
cular mere
nient .
SO. Peruses
41. Krer
12. Koso of an
animal
tl. Autlnred rumi
nant CI Kxeept
is. Title of a monk
I. Sat (Lat.l
19. Lorin Star ' '
:. blal' .
':. DOYTS 7".'.'.
I. Una ot differ
ent color -
t. Call to attraet
attention
3. To piece oat
4. Long Ash
t. College dancel
n. Hint note
!. Born 1
8. Mother of Peer
urnt
Associated Preu)
Quill Points
There are two ways to indicate
that ytu are licked: (1) run up a
white flag; (2) slam the door.
Still, let's be careful not to build
more battleships than we have har
bor space to hide them in.
it How wonderful -to be the boss
and see a bnll game without thlhit
iiiff up a good lie.
1 It takes a lot of fa UK to be
.. lii've civilization Is advanced
hy iiuwim of .hick town nnia
leur theatricals.
, Matrimony Isn't a lottery. The
lottery people don't' soak you $251)
a month for getting a wrong num
ber. Americanism: Grandpa boast
ing of the hnrdships he endured;
dad proud nt being setf-mnde; son
pretending his ancestors were aris
tocrats., . '
Correct this sentence: "'And'
what's, moire."-snid the new million
aire to his wife, "we'll keep on liv
ing In the simple, obscure way we
always have." ,
Love Is the quality that makes
you wonder how such a bum fam
ily produced such a wonderful girl.
Such vanity! , Same towns boast
of their "airports" . when they
haven't on emergency ward within
five miles.
Mabel suggests using discretion
In applying the Johes law. Ymi
see. a law isn't sncrvd If Its ap
plication makes juries revolt.
Planes In (he air are like na
tions. Mutual destruction Is threat
ened, not ny their evil intentions,
but by their proximity.
Why bo surprised at the won
derful things done by your friend's
dog, when his Infant son comes
Do You Remember?
.10 YEARS AGO TODAY
i (From fi)es of Mall Tribune)
i i.i ' May If, 10I T
j ' Tomorrow the:P and1 E.' will
resume railroad operations - to Ua
terminus at EaRle .Point. ; '
Ad: With the S. P. behind the
P. & E. 'railroad, . thlnps will bo
doing In .the. north end. Buy early
and seH at a big profit. . -
Pieuidont Colvig of the commer
cial club today , sent -u letter of
thanks to the Southern Pacific)
I for aid, in getting out the .Medford
jPamphlel.. - . . - .';....
, A TVnntAd. 20 men ftt Alt.
1 View ranch near Talent for thin-
ninK. Wages $1.25 per day.
About 300 people stood In thei
cold wind last night and listened
to Korngold lecture on the - first
principles of socialism!, -
H A. Lampmari, veteran, jour
nalist of Orand Forks, N. D.. to
a visitor here and , contemplates
buying property ...
Joe Hammrsley, the Gold Mill
banker arid politician, spent yester
day In Medford.
20 YERS AGO TOfoAT
r (From files of Mall Trlbuna) :
May 11, 191.
A light to heavy frost' Is the
prediction for tomorrow.'- ' . :
Ashland pluns to put on a rodeo
July 4. '''- "" ' '' '!
Lieutenant Boudlnot Connor of
Table Hock has returned from
France. He landed in New York
a week ago. -. . . . :
' .Central' Point subscribed $20,000
to Victory, loan. '"''. .' , ,.v
Smudge: '! "Every one bit the
14 points sechis to1 be creaklns
at the Joints."- - "- ' ' '
. Grading on the highway from
Central Point to Gold Hill starts
tomorrow. ". ' - ' .t
. j
Ye Poet's Corner
My Mother.,
In this city, In this valley.
Where the .Rogue it winds Its way,
There a humble little, cottage.
And a mother turning grey..
There is not a costly mansion, 1
Xor a queen that can compare i
With that humble llt,tle cottage
And that mother who Is there.
It makes no difference where I
wander, . . . 1
And no matter where I roam, c
There could never bo another
I.Ike that mother or thnt homo,
In this.; world of wealth and
beauty,. . - . , ; ,.
lie It on the land. or sen, ',- ' ;
There Is nothing like that mother,
And the smiles she gives to ,me, '?
v ' . Frank lyongwlll.
across With "Onrga-ga" and dis
tinctly says "Daddy." " 'V'
Three habitations of a sardine:
In the ocean; in a can: tn the hus
band of n bridge addict. . ; -
. Rut"wiMm a man tlitnks bo is
longing for the gootl old ilays,
usually hf is luuikMing for
the bad old niglnn. -? : .. ,.';
Perhaps it is all right for dry
agents to drink. The highest' au
thority says you musn't muzzle tho
ox that Ircocls out the corn. .,- ,
"I despiRe this little town usu
ally means: "I now have money
enougli to make a sljow In a big
A traveler leaving Prance spends
his French money or exchanges It
for Currency he can use In the' nexi
land' Yet men ready for the last
long journey cling to money good
nowhere but here. -
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