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Tadltad tt Mnh ortlud la til. eapar art aba ta Uif kaf Ma PHtUabad btrtia' lil hcnu far paMkaliaa at wada) 4kaatok Mrals ara aba mama. . . - Kan Uy anraca draaaOaa tm dj adkc Oct. 1, 4I1. mdal aapar af tU City af MaSart WTKlal papar at .aetata Oaxj. Jkanirtlsfnc tberaeofittttf ; M. C MOGENIEN COKTANT Kn Tart. Cbteua. IMrao. ftoacbca. Ua lanta, hank, faftlmd. Ye Smudge Pot y Arthur Parry iMTveral are planning on packing their ".earthly posxlons on the running borrt ot a 4il, una stnrt inic trttna-ountintntal run, its I ix, tut Ilk thero would be plenty of work around here. .-.'v, A tiear M-Uie avjiragm citizen ctin.fiBur. out, the debenture plan of farm rellef provides that If a former'TfinTteaT: bum Buei and 'plant too many-' watermelons the Kovernment will reimburse him for ,lhe watermelon he cannot sell. , ilt take the gamble out of fnrm llnir, by eliminating the surplus. )aud he can then come to town jand atari' aervice atation. ";a cexti.eman crawls ! (KanxiiH tlty Star) 1IAVU a I wily paid my wife'a debt and will continue j doing so. Tnere has ' been i Home mlHtakejin former ad, ?sr.' James Grieve of Prospect announce his Intention of pour ing himself Into a pair, ot golf pants the coming summer. If any, tand friends predict he will not look 'like anything,- unless he also ..wears his cowboy hat. There is only a month more of jRChuol, and the faces of school ma'ms ore lengthening nccord i.ngly. . '.. ' ' Uncle, fie, called this a. m. and reported, "I am lame in the hooks, as you would say of a mule." ' Hell Is needed' by the poor as a place for the rich to try in. (Km porla (Kan.) Gazette). A sen tence In an editorial, which comes under the head of well put. ' - Mrs. Ponce De Leon (nee Lady Ford-Coupe) of the local imlta- t tlon British set, whoso feuthers have been ruffled by fearless comment in this column was ap pensed yesterday. , Wet hired t a chronic social lion to call her yiiriy." . ;'. , ,. , -'The Postal Telegraph is now In where Mr. N. F. McQraw can Scratch a match without knocking duwn a messenger boy. Four cars Saturday night lured boys Into the front seat, and drove off with tha youths. ; "Mother dear, may I go swim, ; Oh, yes, my darling daughter, Jiang your red bathing suit on the end of a Ford, and take along four" shleka." " 'The regular meeting of the Thursday club was held Tuesday afternoon with a large attend ance." (Malheur l-.nterprlse.) Owing to rain, the regular meeting of tha Sunshine club waa post poned. Congress last week applauded tha fatal shooting of a young mun by a policeman, tin the supposi tion he was a rum-runner. This will square that august body for Its roccnt rebuff of the windy Mr. Heriln. Th present tralfio problem is nothing, ('hnr.es Htrang enn re member when a furmer would hitch his horse In front of his drug store, and the horse would Insist on standing on the sidewalk. 'In the residential areas house cleaning Is raging, "and the handles of vacuum cleaners (railed vacs) are being used to pound the day lights out ot rugs Instead of the obsolete broom handle. j There was a mad rush to the country yesterday, but there have been madder ones, ' ' ' ' VIBIIATOKY VIGOK . . Have you a vtgorator In your I noma? , To shake yoa from your pedals to ! 4 your dome? If not, you're out of step; ' 'You'll soon be out of pep As a mummy In a moldy catacomb. I -Doi you. find yourself too th,lnT or - over fat ? . ( ; ,) Are yod sluggish does your heart go plt-a-pat? , Tou must agitate your liver ' "With a clrcumvolvlng quiver Of the belt hat does the shimmy ! Just for that! ' Ifave you backache,, rheumatism i ' or the gout? These o!d bogles you can quickly put to rout No more potions black and blt , . terl . .' ' .'...'- : ' 'Kep your din phrhgm n-twitter Wlbble - wabble your perimeter j about! ' ,. -s - , r , '-(Chicago News.)' Mall Tribune ads are read by fO.00 people every day; - tf WHERE MED FORD TWENTY" years ago Msdford offr-red $1000 to any commun ity of its size in the country which could equal its own variety of natural resources within a 50-milo radius. This stunt gave Jledfonl considerable valuable publicity, but the cha! Ii;iijjTo as only cec'-pted by one town .'.which, wax situated in Texas, ami that town failed to support its challenge by any evidence. With the' opening of the summer tourist season, it lias oc curred to us that a similar chalK-nge uii'lit be made today, with the radius extended to 80 resources" displaced by "natural For a circle with nn 80-mile radius, drawn about Medford, would, we believe, enclose the greatest tourist Paradise, not only on the Pacific Coast but in the tutire country.- ;- , 'v. . ; a).'-'' ' : ' - IN this circle would be Crater Lake, on one side nrid the Pa cific Coast on the other, with the best trout fishing streams and lakes in the world scattered between. There would be the Pacific Highway running throu-jh the Rogue and Umpqua val leys; the Roosevelt and Redwood Highways, through the luxur iant and incomparable mountains and redwoods; the lofty snow capped peaks of Mt. Mclaughlin and .Mr. Shasta, the shady glens of. the Siskiyotis and Cascades Willi practically the en tire district, in the same condit'on as the early pioneer found it. ....,',. ' , . . OKT.Y those who realize how rapidly civilization is driving out the frontier on this coast cans fully appreciate what an asset this situation creates and what'aii opportunity from the tourist standpoint it presents. , ... .. We have traveled 'pretty well over'this coast from Vancou ver, li. ('., to the Mexic,-:ii line, alid weVknow no district which in 'natural beauly can compare with itT The highway from Santa Harbara to Sail Diego is practically a city avenue be tween rows of modern Spanish villus-! It will not be long before San Josn is a suburb of San Francisco, and Sacramento the same. - - 1 1.-'. -';.,' " '.':" ' When vacations are considered the common cry throughout California as well as in the East and. Middle West will be "Back to Nature. Where can we pet it?" The answer from Southern Oregon should be "IIKRK IT IS!" OFTEN, we in Oregon look with envy upon the prosperous and rapidly growing Culii'orriia, and wish we could do the same, well, eventually we will. I5ut in the meantime, this ab sence of sensational development has giyen Oregon, an advan tage over California and other of us seem to appreciate: ' "" ' That advantage lies in Oregon's natural beauties, its un spoiled wilderness, its outdoor resources as noted above. Each year more outsiders are discovering this. But why wait for others to discover it, why not "tell the world!"' Medford should be the center of the greatest summer tourist travel on the Pacific Coast, and with proper publicity it will be. CRIME AS A BUSINESS SOME of the seriousness of the crime conditions in the large cities of this country can be pnined from a perusal of the Koney gang confession in today's press reports. This gang adopted crime as a business and carried it on in a very efficient fashion. Crime prospects were developed pre cisely as business prospects are developed. Nothing was left to chance. Every detail was tended to careJully. Payroll methods of large corporations wero as carefully studied as stock exchange reports. Murder wan not regarded as a measure of last resort, but as a necessary element of suc cessful administration Killing first and rpbbing afterward was the accepted pro cedure. When a member of the gang 14 knew too much," he was filled with buckshot and buried in the rear of the headquarters, with no more scruples than a business head would tell a sub ordinate that he is no longer wantej. Profits were enormous, and members of the gang periodi cally enjoyed themselves in Broadway night clubs, and at least one of them enjoyed a few months in Europe. Most people who read this confession will, we believe, agreo! with President Hoover that the greatest single menace eon fronting this country is the appalling growth of organized law lessness and crime. At the present rate it will not be long 'before every citizen will have to decide whether or not he wishes this country to be n land of law and order or a land of lawlessness and crime. Four days more and Jack 'ost will have to admit his defeat in this section, or p've that hc-ean make a monkey out of the weather bureau experts whenever ho wishes to. What a language! The largest and the lawyer's f.0,MH-word "brief.1 , , 8ome family trees are enriched by a building genius and some by' grafting. . MUTT AND JEFF NSUTT, WHO'S THC VMHAT DO VOO X. WANT TO MfciT TDl - GObSjANtW A BUT IT AlN'V tti j THN WHAT'S Trtfi. iDCAIi. g ( I. vuAMT TO PRcPAftfe COMGRfiSSMAM VWAWrTO ) HIM AMD ASK HINV JP: 106 OUR AfcKV WILL iMTewTlOM TO OF TAKING A COuRSfe e j fwyscLF "TO BtCOMfe AN SP FRO THIS I KU0VU FOR? . TO FIX IT SO X. f B WITH AM 0FFICGC 60 IMTO TH OF MIUTARV TRWNIN6J USHE.R IM0M OF J (V, STRICT?) . 1 CAMTAKC A :l:eVWlMeHAR6 AW AFTCR wJt! BI6 MouiNG-eKToW. f JC ' jlftlSU f? COURS6 ATy . " 1 VW ASS C-, . ' ' fej jj J r SHOULD EE SUPREME miles, and the term "natural beauties." states in the Union which few ' ' of pigeons is called a "runt' history of a ease is called a West Point! West Point!! Rah! Rah!! Rah!!! Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. BlfiMKJ letttrt prrl!Jn to' ptraoiuj bMftb vA j&tvm, not to d1aiM iUfoolt 91 rcAtuciiC, mil bt uiMfd dj Ifr. hray U cunyed, wU-sUdrcMd nit(op to mtxlmmd Aturt fbaald b ttlf ud ritvu in Ink. Utricf 10 th Urg mumbv of ktttrs r ld. ouly ( eui b umrtrftd Wo. No rrply cu b Bud to qvmtim mot anlora WIIKIIK IIKALTII ICi ' A inoihcr. wlio Burely has a' right lo he heard, off era this per- ! tinent observation: j "We, arH neither oensorn nor. health author!- ties, but we have our liven to liv and we cannot live thern at their best with tho 'colds' and "flu and other things t h a t nre solng arounu m o s 1 01 the tiinn because people insist Ihey catch them .voir, the weather and J llai jn human nutrition, and these selfiHhly continue to paM the in- jre ampiy provided, in just the fection on to others. Just an an j rlgnt quantitieH and combinations, example of how badly we need in- in a ()rjinary mixed diet that in struction: j dudes one or two fresh vegetables, "One of our teachers who . ha j one tresh trait, a green or relish, a taUKht for over I'O years came to 1(int of frwifh mjlk( 8ome fresh see me one afternoon. Her nose m,.at, fish or egg. and bread and was red. her eyes weepy and she H(Ull(.r. lty we jnanced" we sounded stuffy. I wished I might j m.an ft reasonable proportion of shut the door with her on the out- j the thrt,ft rood ,nateria!s fat, pro vide. Hhe said she had a 'terrible j teln lind carbohydrate. The nmn cold, the worst' she had ever had. r ner ftf CIiioreil in a wen balanced Indeed, she was just filck und had mea wouW depend on the quanti been compelled to stay home from j liea ot these lhree muterial3 in the school for the day. I said 'It . meal. An ounce of fat yields op tieems too bud for you to K" back proximately 270 calories. An tu school while you have It. for ounco vt protein or an ounce of you may give it to the. children.' j carbohydrate yields approximately Hh'j laughed that off with 'Oh, ( j Jo caores An average meal for they all have it they bark until i an I1(lut should give not less than they nearly drive me crazy." She one ((unce of (att und one ounce cf had.brought two chihtren with heii prulPn ani five or six ounces of from the school. I have :i mtie carbohydrate. Lean meat, white hoy not yet old cnougn to enter of eRgH t eheeso. peas, beans , wheat," school. I tried to keep him apart ; mnk( nuts, contain considerable from tnene cnimren. woo we . both snuffling and running at the nu.se . . . When the teacher was, putting on her rubbers I. stood near tne door with my two little ones. Quoth the teacher, 'Oh, dear, don't keep the baby there 'with the door open he will catch cold.' I told her I was not afraid of him catching anything from the air, but 1 waa afraid of him catch ing something from people. Per haps I was too outspoken, but it was not half what I wanted to say. and anyhow, it didn't mean any thing to the teacher." A very characteristic picture of life. One can Imagine that same teacher, doubling in the role of physiology or hygiene Instructor the schools generally assign any teacher who has nothing impor tant to do to the physiology or hygiene class solemnly telling th barking pupils whatever the galosh manufacturcr'suggesta they should bo told. . . . ,.r The whole business of teaching health, hygiene.- physiology, nanl tatlon, whatever you please to cali it, in our schools Is.u sorry fa&ccsl It may be that someone with moreM or less special training Is appoint-,, ed to supervise or superintend this department of popular education in the whole school system, or. even in the schools of a given community, but nowhere, so far as I have been able to learn, are, properly trained .teachers em ployed to give such instruction in the grade schools or high schools! Always It Is a subordinate subject, and the school authorities. In their htlHHful Ignorance of the subject, assume that any teacher who has any sparo time is tiunllfled to tench this silly subject. Naturally this attltudo of the schools toward the subject of health Is reflected in tho mindtt of pupils. Then, un fortunately, there i tho shrewd and aggressive activity of Innum erable commercial interests: that are every ready to exploit the ig nnrnnee of teachers and pupils, through the agency of placards, booklets, pictures and the like, freely furnished to teachers or pu pils by the people who seek to propagate certain Ideas. 1 say this whole mi sines is n sorry farce, ami I say I hat in all fer a series of articles fer a prom sincerity. I do not mean to blame , Inent weekly so his illiteracy 'II the teachers who may be engaged jcome In putty handy in usin' three in tho farce; nor do I wish to ! or four words where one would do. imply that every commercial in- Gittin canned a few times M help terest that exploits this ignorance :a young feller more'n all the boost- in the schools is u wicked or crooked one. nut the whole thing is a disgrace to our boasted system of popular education and I fear the medical profession will never break silence about It, the public health authorities are too timid oF the wrath ot politicians, and the teachers themselves nro unlikely to rebel. The only hope is that parents may sicken of the farce and demand that better use be inado of the money they spend for education. OI KSTIONS AM) AXSWF.RS Aniline lyo Dermatitis Please tell me If frequent hand ling of aniline dyes is harmful to the skin. ( N. R.) XOItA.Vt'K IS IU.ISS Answer. Some of these color compounds net up skin rajjhfca there has been .several cades or dermatitis of fae and neck and j hands from tnere handling of the j ink used in rotogravure color j prtntinff. ; rulorlra'and Uie T. K, KhuientH I 1 wjsh to know foodM that eon. tain on or more of .the 1J ele: nientjj (hat th body eorwumen,' aiKO how many calories. are neces- j nary for a well balanced meal. iMlHH jj. A.) . . ; AnKWei;-r-o far uh we know, , .,niy l3 o1: 13 elenientK j.r n. ,rotc.in; sugaiH. svruns.. candies. honey, bread, cakes, starchy vege tables are the chief carbohydrates. There is just one essential food ele ment that may be lacking or in In- sufficient quantity in the foods) mentioned that Is iodine, where you li-e, Michigan, the soil and water, und hence the food, are poor in this element. Ko you must either consume Iodized salt Instead of common salt, or try and get fresh sea food, two or three times a week, or tuke an iodine ration from the old tincture vial a drop a week in a glass of water. Hair Tonic Myth Never Dies Please advise if kerosene is In jurious to the hair. I have been told It is -n good hair grower. (C. A.) V Answer.' Kerosene Is sometimes efficacious In destroying head lice. Otherwise, it is not a good thing for the hair. The old hair tonic joke is, a wonderful perennial, eh? ( (Copyright, John F. Dille Co.) Al Smith is to receive $2 a word era he km git behind him, Brisbane'sToday (Continued from Page One.) men to do the job, pay them with the money received from the proceeds of the sale of bonds, and then at the end of 30 years pay back the bond holders, together with inter est." "What happens in the pro cess?" "In the first place, what makes the bonds valuable? ' - MAIL TRIBUNE DAILY CROSS-WORD PUZZLE ACROSS ExrltcflJ oier guod ffirtUDr t-it jr of InUtn Mlmle v. ItDbbf-ni Jamt ltd tjp f Ardor . Competent . L ' Nrattr pro- ? noon " folnt of tbo V compass Ctrl 111 ed pi Clle ureooolaut That Is Kind of beetle ' Combining form meuAiog far (Or.) Disease ot '' ee reals Fluid secreted by the lrer Follow AfnrmstlTO . Veil to res lftth erntary Kngllsh nut el 1st T7ooamed Pertaloloff to m genlai One who col lect irrltlnpt Into a volume -45. The shearwater Cro. Ilnic.i it. Wund-nlad In- strorueHts SI. frith ruin of , Uib IMU ten- ten ;. is. 14. 16. K. 1. It. . to. . ti. . . XI. Si. C7. 86. St. 33. 84. 3i. (3. A then tan law 11. ( on fined . ii. Compatitioa rV-1 senir 'itite - - 17. t.ret-l 1Ut iu J.arifMt eiUt- In if deer it. Former adverb of negation (0eart of tha mouth S. West Indian sorcery 13. One band red and one 14. Italian cola Wraths t. leo (i ratine 9. Fertalnlnic to a a acid (rar.) 71. Jteddlsb violet pigment (Copjrtoht, 195, i 3 5 s " S T" 7 ( 5 io i if& is ' " it ' ' ! ?F " -7g ; Ti9 " . ' Y' , ' 23 :. , 21 . 7 2t 29 3e 31 32. TJ 31 WWSW Tg il fl B f Wr-iS 4C 17 It 49 ' f:j its si WiiS "Win St S9 JJ Go C iZ T - i4 T Mi ' cf . 49 lo 7 72- '. : " : M Solution Why are the people willing to buy them7" . "Well, because the United States government stands be hind them; in other words, the government is putting up se curity for its own loans, and the security which it puts up is nothing more nor less than ' the energy of wealth In its most productive form, its nat ural resources. "It is the best security in the world, security that -survives the; wrecks of banks and treasuries., :., ' "So, then, if we start with a '. security which is unquestioned and which the people are will ing to accept as collateral for the bonds' issued, why should" we go through the complicated and unnecessary process of paying 120 per cent interest (4 per cent for 30 years equals 120 per cent, out of our own pocket to somebody else for the privUeae of getting' $30, 0CO.0OO which, in reality, we already own? "Take a piece of paper and a pencil and figure it our for yourself. Suppose we borrow $3C,000,OCO and pay 120 per cent interest, we literally have . to pay $56,000,000 for-the use of $30,0X0,000. "That is we pay $30,000,000 . for public improvement and $36,000,000 Tor the loan. And it waft the government's own n:oney to begin with! It seems like a very childish and .un businesslike method. "Now here is a way I see by which our government can get great work accomplished on a less complicated plan. It is a sound way. but there is one thing hard about it; it is so simple ana easy that maybe some people can't see it, "Suppose, for example, we desire to relieve unemployment by carrying on some necessary public Improvement, and to do this the government needs $30, 0O0.0C0. That's a million and and a hair 820 bills, or three million $10 bills. - - ' "The government can issue these against the value of the thing in prospect and with them pay every expense in con nection with the work, then put tr e plant in operation and out of its earnings retire the entire $30,000,000 worth of cur rency which has been issued. Economists no longer question t. A dance Fr. si. Itarmese tfclrts 34. Arrays 31. Miakedlke flali 39,.'rclix meuaiiig wrongly .. ttvniun em. perur 41. Uussfan coin it. Point on the sk oil - 4f. Member of re ligions order 44. Curets 46. Flftii eggs 47. Vocal part 4b. Luttt Mimrlsb sultan ot tire nada 49. A banner fci. Courtcuus b. European finch fit. Sugar anil water fit. Feminine prop er name 61. Persian fairy t. Allow t:,. need J, Membranous 5ooch lotber J2. Cbemteal sym- . bo I tor calclam' Soft misoral- fablfe store . TtetAld ( tferrnt of Sen .calami . - 8. Path of a Itiaort t. Variety oteab baire It. Sodlt denoting full of If. Myself li. HIrds of bril liant plamape 13. Tbe royal ante lope pl.) IS. Acreut St. Other St. m-bodlnr SC. Karopeaa (abbr.l t9. Military officer 29. Glacial ridga Associated Press) Tomorrow that method of doing these things. Indeed, it looks as if financial engineering wlij come round to something very like it. We shall see great improve ment when we apply engineer ing methods to finance." Whatever you may think of Ford's plan, vou will he interested in it. SUCCESS COMMANDS AT TENTION. What high finance will 'think of It cguld not be put in polite language. Tlfe met bf financing any project, without first contributing to the holy institution of money lending is (unthinkable. Shce,: all over Europe, there was a ax on doors and windows. Air and sunlight cost nothing and be longed, presumably, to the people. But the taxing kings did not see it that way. Financial kings cannot "see" any plan to let the govern ment use its own money without paying, as Ford says, a tax of $3fi. OOOaiuo for the use of $30,000,000. -J-M . ' Ford will be told that's infla tion, inflation is heresy, you should lie ashamed of yourself." , Hut Ford Is not ashamed, and, being on the road to make a few billions more with his "queer ideas." lie says what ho pleases i Quill Points ' "Never go to extremes. How much more successful lawn grass would be if It would get so high and stop. "Sliont, If you must, this old grey head, if you happen to miss the rum-runners," she said. "The South has changed." Yes, indeed. You see a lot of Repub licans In the .shade now. Maybe a farm relief measure will work half of the time. That's ns much as farmers do. Iih easy lo (ell u prosper ous liome. It contain.; more junk to be d it Med. Future historians, dining up our TS. Swlmmfn; 74. Pro pes' la eafe ftuctrr ,y. ,v , 1. ,"0td S. 4 Jjince weight s. Dn on red Do You Remember? 10 V KAILS AGO TODAY . (From file of Mail Tribune) ' May 6, 1909. The Ilothwell orchard, adjoin ing 401 ranch, containing 160 acres, has been sold by Bert An derson and Wes (ireen to Seattle capitalists for 132.000. Tno warm wcisinir- iuiiiiib.. the strawberry crop to maturity. Mr. and Mrs. - Mahlon jputdln have returned from a short tr.pv to California and will- lulid iir bungalow on North Central. ' Charles NIckell, JackflonvillfV, editor, loses appeal on land fraud , caso to U. L-supreme . court. Work started today on the oil well being sunk by the Desert Oil1 Co. on tho desert northeast of Medford. . ': Pears in Sacramento valley re ported falling, about 35 per cent of a normal crop is predicted this year. Secretary - A. If. Miller of. the commercial club resigned today. 20YKARS AGO TODAY (From files of Mail-Tribune) ' May 6, 1019. ' Motorists may now pass thru Cow Creek only at night. All the lights in Medford will go out tonight before the Vic tory loan window displays are un covered. Barnes circus will open here May 14 and the baby show will bo on May 9. Jackson - county goes over top with $563,000 contributed to Vic tory loan. ' As far as County Agent Cate can learn Monriay'N frost was. dam aging in a few isolated sphts. Its worst effects were felt northeast of the city, notably at the ranch of Frank Isaacs. Fair and warmer is the prediction for tomorrow. A coach load of soldiers on route to the Presidio from camp Lewis for discharge, passed through Medford this morning. civilization will need no further evidence when they find hotel names woven in the towels. If evolution really works, won't man look odd with his ears turned the other way to hear from the back seat? "You can always tell a man's wife," says a magazine humorist. You can, perhaps; but he can't not and get away with K. Americanism: Scorning loafers; working hard to get rich enough to loaf. Your troubles are trivial. - Thinfc of Mussolini, knowing he must di4- HnniP dnv nml Innva tho wnrM flnf on its back. When they speak of "Germany's ability to pay," they refer to ti.e obligation left after she has ex hausted her ability to dodge. Mm mmmmmm i i n ji ; You needn't nk a cop's' opinion of capitalism. JiiKt , olisurve Ihc cars lie gives right- Mr. Hoover has been associated with much relief work, hut other sufferers didn't shudder In antici pation. Tho country, isn't going to the dogs. Put the wanton destruction of wild flowering shrubs indicates that the dogs are going to the country. When insufficient food is sup plied, gold fish in a pond devour one another. Apparently man didn't invent tho. stock exchange idea. Correct this sentence: "My!" said the tourist" in tho hick town railway station, "how sanitary It looks." . Whether the pedestrian gets an even break depends largely upon where he Is lilt. For Mother's Day Chocolates Made in Medford By BUD FISHEP