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Newspaper Page Text1 4- ; i -PAGEFOTTR-' MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD; OftEOOV,'- ftATURDAY:'vAPRmL, r ""'- ' '.! " ' -" - ' '.''.'' -.''.' - ' -...;'' ' - ' .r;. .; :Xf. : itttc.: , Mirr ' wirr . eitsv: :.- uii: tth 3 H Adit ic-n 0 !!'' on a.f l ioji'x ii- - 3 edl in Vv -' V?:":',f iA. .i t ,T5rlrr.; oOXt eti -'i: cr -. IK xmmUAii TRIBUNE Wootti o4 to rstrin. o ce. -----. oM-at-M . rir . a to .""fl joint W. ICBL, UtM lUHmi 1M1TH. A. ImkptoojMtt Neoopaoor ' im utter it ajaoYorel. ' Act at Mar , lt. . KMCKtrtiOtt UTM tr Mart to A4anM: . Unit, trite) tiadv, f.......l...tr.B0 ; IMUJ, i tundu, MUr.Y.V. .-19 Uallr, omnia suwli, mr... CM laHf, without Sunday, Mnth.. .68 Wntlr Mall Tribune, dm jut....... 2.-00 SunOor, tot jear-.'. ... 9.00 - Hy t'etrier, In Adraaee In Modford, Aaliland, JacllomlH, MMnl 'J-utoti rttieoU, Talent, uoM Bill iw vn mauw.ni lllllri (lib Sunday. Mfllh.. .13 Pally, without flunot. jaunts, ....... .69 . Pally, vitlwul Sunday om year T.00 paly, olio Sunday, dim rear 8.00 - All tern,- emth In adranco. . MKIIBKR Of THB ABKOCIATED PRESS tn-eelilnj rull Leaard Wirt Senka (be AMotlatad fra la (iflwiirly entitled lo the wo 'fur puUVaUon of oil moa eUapatehee Cfolltnl lo It V olhanrbo rrodltMl In ink oaoar, aim! alio to tho local nam) published bereln. All ridne for publlcallM of apodal dlipalcbw terete aro euo reamed. - - ' - vorn flally aforata circulation for all Boniba ending. Oct. 1, 1DJ8, 0488. v ". 1. i . Official pi pec of Iho City of Medford. Official paper of Jackaoa' County. AafertblQf RcpreientatlTea - IL C. MOOENBKN 410MPANT ' Offlcaa hr tr York. TMeaio, Detroit, las rranelsco. Lot Anfelea, Seattle, Portland. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Ptrry .' alin -prevails at the reopening of iho finning wnftoil itTiulaj'. Uift state game commission hns advised fishermen ttfat ft will n6t be neces sary, to" tftkaalonRr-iigh-powere rifles,' a they might nhoot each nthw for-. deer, wildcat.; and red heifora. . Thomas Iloflln, the eminent Hrnatoi'iul lilat and biwot of ; Ala in. ma, alleneH that "agentH of th,e Pope" Hfot hlH boy drunk on the wiiy .home from tho -;anal Zone. The Canal on, at. perhaps you know, Jh vhi'i'O all good dry Con roHflmf)n 'Journey for thelu llctuor. K In highly : prohahlo that young ThomaB waa "toting tho hootch'' hark for a dry hoIoii tuckered out from voting for tho J on oh Dill, and wftH tempted by Hatan and guztiled H thiniHelf, Under, the in-, fluence of liiiuor, the youth dem onstratod that ho can talk moue, nd Kay Iohh, than hlw Pupa, which 1h quite; an - achievement, "The ..ageniN of the 1'ope" .hud no ,Thore to dowlth Thomas Ilcflln, Jr., making a fool out of hlmnuU', than Wull'HU had with tho defeat , of Mr. MoKeft Harkdull -tor Ueniocrn tlc -County -Central commitU'O chairman In' lOno, Uiougu Mohoh. when the voteM wore count,. affirm ed that "big money had cooked bin gOOKO." , i. . -i ,..? IOKTINE tJOUI'M-i WILL, TE BATI2 -AT ltEUMlUTON, -OR1:.' (Htlllno Peiiclloton KiiHt Oittron-uii.-j '. Whiiruln tho muti-lmonlnl briltln llno'iH fliinir nfnr. Tho nlr tho unof. M-uok linn lit-un redolpfit with ttio (Kluur if croonotc uix). tho Hfiniff Ih u liotiHtly tirf iuii. - 1 . i.i ., Unln unrt iilcnk'H are procllotod for the mori-ow. . , ' n i.-r u ; A well-known curvo fnlled Mo stinlKhtflh out An fant iih unuul yd tei'dny, mid S3 women said; "It's u mttn driver' ' ' .' . ..n- Orttnito stt-eot ont run -up- n noil('d!K, instoiui of a tnoo. Iat. evehinir. When liutnucd by tho 141-toi-..' Tito unorthodox uontluut of thri cat vnn n'' subject- of wide comment.- t . IlrthloH of. the cly and volley; are imIhIiik now molars, while ilonUsts iti-e yunkliiK them' out of miituiod huninus. , ' The pa pen tare well . smeared, with : Horns, concerning-..'T o x a s nullum, A Now J' oik right clubi hontoKs, who knows ennuKh notj to tltlnl; lite present output of raging drink,' A-lmco -Memplo Mel'hersotn n nil .her allegedly flirtatious .Muw. Tho silver lining to this cloud Is the ' lack of any information for: throe months, at Iluth Ulder, avl utiix. . -. . VI'KI80X INMATK8 OBJECT TO miKON (I'ortlnnd Telegram.) Wo thought thoy wodltl, tho un Kialuful w.rotoliOsI A iiuitlier was- ctiught recontly watching her daughter operate a vacuum ,alenni-. . Hhe with neilr,l ----- In a rooking ohalr, trying to figure out where the broom was hid. Mrs. Coleman and Hntmons nt-e the- pommrwor of hulltltigs an white us the hoHom of ono of F. liybeo's Nuturdny shirts. Kvci-y paper t had 1 see -J'l'lnts Iheso lines so cheoi fnlly: Two ..Men Hold for Jtoliboryl . Murder Sllll a Mystery!' .Movie Star a Kukldo! . JlUnhnnd Whipped- His One Day Mrlde! Ali-iiluiie 'lirniio Intn Him ami, i 'rJO"n "e "Jiangs - at Jlulf-past -w ir i Threcl . . , Tote 'Arrested- in a. Raid! (IIH Kinert When Kho Hcrpnnted -- '. r ld! fen f .T; Iloily t-'nund In JIolcl Jtoom! " rf'i'Vv I'ollco Hunt for Missing Oroom! -0: Helvulunto Was Hoblied nt Fotol "j::.". fll'irn I Ion 1'roveil Too Late! . ,.- , . Alaivy Killed In Jlullroud Wreck! s-.. Thrill Hliiyei" Olronks Womun'8 n-""i -. '"-vi ' iIjdw Man Stabs Wife and Runs Awayt k'i Women goes to Chair Today! Krli-' Alton Hoard dank" with tho Ship! V": Hoy-Is Jailed 4or Flask on Hip! " " (llilltl Is Killed When Autos Crash! Hafo-ls Ulown for Uonds and Cushl Ounss I'll stick to writing verse, Huruty i( cannot bo worse.! (Alliuny, N, v., Knlekurbockar) Clium of Murk IVslu Deiel ' HANNIBM, Mo, April 13 (Pj Nerval -U'- Brady. , last of the boyhood playmates here ;of Murk Twnln, died .tntloy, Jlrndir. was the "Clull" llrmly i6' 6t Bumuol Clemens' writings. 1 AWAKE, MEN, AWAKE! v 1A7 &U& pn jlus. pykTrQSKinif.Niibjctjt, pf niii)i(ft cojiitiieiit, oie j . might 'also eonsU-y (lje cose pt'yr 'pwh, tiie . sister of Viee-President Curtis. ! ; ' ' ' ; s V ' Mrs; Onnn js another exomple of ,the .truth of Kipling's t pooh-iiinUiiig discover' .1 hut the female of the species iti morel ileiidly than llie male. J Observe ihu poutnrt hctween .Mra. Ctinn and her ineek and iw.-ii-eiiscin nusiiini.,:.4t noy ucveions uua at an j-.iister am ',',n'M ci. 4.i, 'i,; ..i 4.'. i.V..' i-; ...i. .. i. i,., ...... tiiii, luuiL inn mm u l biuc ini-Mi--, iiuiil iiiujit ic yhnked by his determined, better half, and forced t', sit - with iliis .wife, next to the guent of honor, A few 'weeks before Wtjcretai'' ..iardinej and Irs. .lardine pave ' a' 'dinner," and;' al .hoiijfh.JI rs. Oaim was pot licij 'jh'e sisteii-1 of tlie.yice-l'i-esident, she wroje a nolo to her hostess demanding a certain preocdeiice( which' wiis f ui.nUy granted. -Ifr. fiann,' it appears, .was greatly embarrassed, but. he followed alonir." '. ;, Of course Jlrs. pann is generally coudeinricd and ridiculed. -.But pioneers in any revolutionary movement are always laughed at and scorned. And, whether we like it or not, wc are in the midst of a revolutionary movement, the groat and.' glorious cause,' not only' of wpmiiiilj rights, bid woman's dominance" : '' ' , ' " '' ' ' ' . '' ''''.' ' ;.'.' ' '' '.'.: : ' - ' . JJrs. Gann'jk a figliter. and, in spite of the raising of eyc: brotys and the shudders in polite circles, she is determined to jgei what she wants '.and jlial to From tlie standpoint of the older proprieties, :she is an obnox ious nuisance. -Nevertheless, iyas idso an obnoxious niiiwiiH-e And wc wager history will .'record Mrs. Ciann secured what she went after in the way of place cards. , ; l ''Mrs. Kennedy approiiiiied mc 'iii! the .darkness, of. a movie thea,tre," laments the aggrifved and disillliaianed i'astor Clark. There jouha've ijf A grea'v joke,''pf course; But only those who fail to cojnprelu!iul ,tlie prophetic, viluo of the first chapter of (lehesis, the biological fact fliat ii certain female crab carries her husband around i'n one eju'w, and tiiat 20 lyea'rs ago Bernard ShavV dramatized woman aSlhc purauer in his interesting com edy, ',' Man. and Siiperman'' in short, 'only .those who laiigh xVliile Hire ,iKlicioiis niournwill fail to nolo in these" related iiieidenlsj a loiiileney of serious itiid' fur-reach in ft frnj t,i-t. ' ' '' ' MHt how far llie ''gonth'l sex" are going, wo don't know.' Uut (lint they arc .decidedly' on their way is certain. ' Look around you, gentlemen of the jury, and then look for ward 56 or 100 years!'' Do you 'see no handwriting 011 the wall, no indication thai great events cast their shadows before f- If jwt,' then you can take your ilaee with, the" famous and misfortunate Mule who fiddled while Home burned. " j OLDEST UNION VET DIES IN PORTLAND ' ' PO nTfiANiD, 'OroT, ApWl 13. (Pi Dimru'ri i.. 5illL-Kay, 8rf,: -Sfrh'ci-olnimcd 'to ho the 'oldeH-i nurviintf Union Army veLeru'n to hrivo boon Imnrlgonoa at the famous con fed-' ornto military prfKon at Andcrnon- villo, Oft,.- died hore hint nlffht. 'Jla wa born In GIuhl-ow, H(,ot-: land, in 1K1G. At tho ao cif ;12. McKay wont to xm on a Jlrltlnh hark. Jn. I8fil he jailed into Now York and quit' the hlp; On Novembor I, 'ho jnlnod Iiurk'ti'a naval hrlsado. Then ,'ho viu tranHferred .to tho unioiKKiinlxint Hunnbbaok. Lntof ho-- becumo .tidcntlflcd with tho if Oth New York volunteer In fantry, and while fighting aroihid Uichmond, was raptured and wont to Mo He Island prlBonin tho con federate capital, and then trans ferred to Anderyonville, where ho, was-'Imp rUoncd one year, , McKay came to OroKQn lit J900 and nettled In MarHhfictd. SIX MEN PERISH J.ANSINa, Mich., April. 13. OP) Hix mtin AvM'm I4inlilvt.,l il,.,il,nvA dtoun ikllled r In m 'ooffor. dam- col lapse" fib .thi Woiilh iJUisnn 'Btreet viaduct hero this morning. Ktght men woro working about 3u feet, under the level of the rl-er on the footings of the via duct on tho south side of the' river when, without warning, there was a crash and tho workup crs were but-led undor nn ava l nincne or crttsning timnors una water, . " ' ' SIiimiIh Hubby. vomr won-mi. Tex., aphi 13. (PI Mrs. M. Ii". lendrlrks shot and Jtlllcd her .hifslmnd and killed her self today tit their farm at Hono. west of here. Kach was about, 66 years .old. - t MUTT AND JEFF Jeff Uncle Was Some Egg V ' . ,- . - . . ; ... , ' By BUD FISHER ' Bocks t owe voo J ' F GkH " ,T'",TS ALt XH or06-Tu,eNT for it, gh? . aim'T voiTj as -me s am! : v- ic , 1 , ? "iU - X KrNJOUj V0U mJzR. V IT'S COCKY TWO NlCKSt-S -EIGHT DrAS, oj6 -THIRTY- SoT M FATH 1(0 mAV V , ' VS-M0N IM FROiVlT 6P f eKPeCTl TO GCTMT- for fvG I u5 UWWU?S .AMD A p.VT" J I HUMAN NATURC? , ... . 0Mfi.froRTV i" " N : SA MIRROR B.CAJS ' ' " ' ' ' ' which she believes' she is entitled. history records Jfrs. ' paiikhurst but she secured votes for women. SPOIfAN'.R. I Arrnll- 18 tf, An 6regoiiiiaiii Aiileigh;J. Jlnmptoti: fiupei-inumdom of Astoria schools, will preNldo over tho Jnlund JCin pire Kducation association for tho coming year. . Hampton was nomi nated ly tho ausoblialon last night, Itnd his Jioinlnutloti insures elec tion. -Ho will succeed , Dim JJ, li. Wleiimnn of Jlclllnghiuii. O.thor .officers jioniinated were A. M. l'nce, supcrintentlont .of Hand Point. Idaho, schools, . vice ,pre,sldent; ,J. A. JJurke, Kpokuna, executive .secretary; J. p.. llakor, Dtiveiipoi-t, Wush., tt'onsurer, , Kl.AMATU FALLS. Ore.. Anrll 13.P)i-ji,rimiU If. McConiftck,,01,' lCliipn.th Fall!) plonooi:,.' dleUriliene' yoaiorttuy niter undergoing a ma jor operation. Uo:.carntf to Klnin ulli county in 1SS!) Irani liugeuo. , McCornauk sorvod ono tor.m as county commlsHlonar during a. try ing period In the county history and has boon Identified with large scale agricultural enterprises. , Cor years. . . . , . JUSTICE STONE HEAVES EAST; MEDICINE BALL WASHjrxOTpX. April 1?. (P) ustleo,' Harlan iNske Stone, who once played jfootbajl for Calvin Coolldge's alma mater, has lots' of stuff nt sessions of tho medi cine ball cabinet, as Mr. Hoover and Hugh (llbson enn testify. The story Is that ono Slone toss af fected the presidential wind and another marked up a diplomatic nose. . ASTORIA EDUCATOR HEIPRESiPT Personal Health Service fllfiwl Icttm pttUfadnf to pmontl bttltb tWd 7gtn, dH to dlMMt d'wni v tmtmrac will be iuwtrd by Dr. Brady U t 9W9tl peU-itddrMMd mnioo la tn-ltmftl-Lcttcra bogld b btiorf and wrUtat la ink. Owing to th Urge Q umber o! Utttra t Mivad, only 1 tm can b ktvwmd. ban. Mo reply oaa 1 oud to qaerfe oai aoJora log to iTktnjctlona. ddrao Vr: WlDtaa Brady, in ear of thia nawapapar. on i wiisu i had jrsT A orreHBohdcht t wrltt-st had Vwn v(.nfyhii " fr ab 'article nbouf ner'voune8, and at'-last I found it in your column. 'But. I inuHt uuy I am not much- - wiaer, than , I wan bp-; fore. Won't you now write Home- thing not o teeh r-nicai, ho that plain layman can understand it. uh Id (UmpIeriiMiBuago what Jt is, If not HewUif breakdown . . . " j such ; gadget, , and fatuously think For years Eifti?r I lost my hear- I Inic they're uettinK soma radium. injr (in one , -eixr) , I felt pretty sorry "for, myself for -Jt seemed to me I was. well - embarrassed, If not - actually handicapped, by the impairment. But presently I realized that with the port ear) out -of commission my hearing had actually become more " Rctite than It was' before I gave ' up stealing birds' eggs, for often . I could . detect rales and things in a chest, whether they wens .there or not, or at an? rate when other students or physicians could scar cely hear them. Then I figured the defect of hearing was a pret ty good alibi in some instances, and altogether I accepted the loss quite cheerfully. - 1 r'-J It was the same when 'my hair began' to go. I actually suffered pain first. about that .catastrophe at It seemed a . shame that! one so young and of such - ex emplary habits, and., all that sort of thing, whereas I could - look around and see on aTl ijides scores or older and wickeder , men , who seemed to keep their hair on whether they had ' any. grains or; not. - But with, the .passing of tho ye.ni'H and the rising of. tho fore-' httad 1 heenmo first reconciled to- It and finally oulto . cheerful ifhout it. .For one, thing a fellow can travel light I need to carry no loothbi-ush. no- comb, and latterly no hair brush. But here are times when. I do wish I had just a good handful of hair anyway, . 'I am not going to say anything out of order; I am not even think ing of cuss words. But plague-'1 take, it, I- can't tell folks who think they a,''e "nervous" or havo "nervous breakdown" what ..ails 'cm. ' '' '- 'j ' "Maybe I am unfair about this. Mayhe I am not quite such a good.! explainer as I, like to think I am. , J-et me, see,, yes, I am un-( reasonable about it, for on glanc ing back over tho article or ar ticles to which tho correspondent alludes I find I neglected to re iterate that all kinds of diseases, J both organic and. functional, so-; called, masquerade under the cloak1 of "nervous exhaustion," "break down,", "neurasthenia,", and ' so on. But, plnguo take It onco more, I have only a wee bit of space hero, and If I .must drag In all these fundamental obser vations every time I try to djs cuss the subject, 111 v never got anywhere.. Indeed, ,1 do wisJj I had some hair. . ' Another time when I miss my hair tori'ihly is when somo mad denlntr cynic writes to tell me hpw allly It is of mo to try to change tho name of tho com mon cold to "cri," for when a person has a cold will it do any good to call It , hy any other name? A cynic Is a delightful follow when he Is reasonably right but when he is as wrong as th(s ho Inspiros fond thoughts of mur der..;. Again I may bo 'unreason able ahout this; perhaps I have failed to put the mattor ctoarly.il Hoiilly it 'is a ' most trying task, and sometimes I falter .as I con template the old fogies sitting nrciiy, stunning P'U., nui nevari mind. I know I'm right and J nm, going to keep pegging nway until not a senslblo soul shall venture to debate tho point, -i ; , . Ql'KSTIONS AND ANSWIIKS I WeU, Mho Would JJo. One lady -' assures me 'she Is . a sight, and goes on to specify that she Is 37 years . .old, 6 feet, S inches tall-, 3 85 .pounds striped. ' Answcr-r-Hhe .' does .not .uxplnln whether sho was born that way or whother.lt is some new ..beauty fail , she i trying. 1 ; hope tho serines, are. 'Vertical, howevor, as they should be' In the. clrcum- Ktances. Horizontal .stripes would bo a calamity for a nice Pliinipjlonmt8. wlves. if that makes any flgiire. would they not? uody y s0 ,,. u beltcr ailft Savcil liy 'Jiiklivg Thought ' . . Many thanks for your reply as Aa.ijrr.Li: ;ioju; jiAiii, - I, to the. rftdium Juc- luuubuit. ,; Mv hushitnd was rriot .fnvoriihly.'.in- llnAfl' tnwn rd ' t tnrlnn tin uau about to. pay ; over. th,e um: of when. your answer came, and hfr All n'nVS ullllU lni' nil Itla fa-lAnu urhm "nin I .,,,,. T),-(i.lir" ooeo .hnnf' it - and whatover"01e Doc Brady says Ja la w here. Mrs.' F. E. j. : - Answer The way these . Slick - i or tint aohh radium around one alnilKht 'imagine, it costs . about- j $18.60 a' pound. Barnum- really put it mldly, what?. There are Especially. , tellla lot:-of noor siinnlotons. (abort i for, simps), 4?mippod with, "aome Undo Ham winks at the trick, for ho collects a. kind of rakeotf from I Jt. which makes It all richt. , . ? lky Fricml Stays t-p Ijato. . , My, husbiuid and I havo been married 11 years and - we are , happy, but pleas tell me whether ! a perapn can stand to keep late .hours every .-night., in the year? No matter "how late I try to sit up with him he still says he has to read ... but ho falls asleep in his' chair, and keeps lights and radio going and .one night he fell asleep smoking and , .it. P. 1 - AnswerOh lady, ' .lady, bup joae 4ie was out tearing around, nights, then you might have cause for complaint. Let the poor fel-; low alone, as long as he has plenty i of insurance aeainst fire hazard! tfc'teahd hereafter, and takes goodi caa-e of you"and the baby. ' The Mctllchic. ' Why do the best hospitals and the leading: dqctors give: little medicine, while," doctors new . In the" profession or without much reputation give a great deal? ' Answer T think it is a psycho Inglcal' ti(stioh. As a young doc tor ' I felt - I .had to fthovel out 4ols of medicine, whether I " be lleved patients needed It or not. If is different ..when a doctor knows, he has. the confidence of the patient. Well, mid lion, 'liter's' fills' oil- vnntiigo in cUiigln' to the old -party o" .li-t'l'ci'Hoil .ivc stmn lca,n; to bo M'lrsiislnlnlii'. f)ur government lias alius treated the il-ndlan pmty sluibh,v, so , Wlmt Jiin (Vlcc-l'resi-ilent, Curtis an' ,Jils sister expect? 4 . ' Brisbane's Tbday .(Continued from Page One.) mills, is? ttevclopmeut ff niotov tfucKs tlint save horses, tortur- j ; , . " 111 " "ltcr ''J sl'PPery pave iiieuts, in summer by excessive heat ''niid lack of water. M - ' .' Mr. Stimson. reluses to let the sqiinhblo about "social precedence.". Ijiillno ..,,.1 ft..-- 1 I. I titers and aunts, may sit at table where they like for all he cares. Ho thinks that, In a .republic, Mrs., Snooks is as good as Mis. Jones.. - Foreign diplomats, 'who' tnke things seriously, a majority having nothing else to tnke seriously, de cide, the .Vice-President's sister. mnir m. In In ilfttnnf Bha.J .Il'n Mexico government reveals nn- i rKtov ie; I This is 1 otter unsucceHsful attempt to, mur der General Callea, in ctwrge of the Mexican national forces. . - ' - The ' rebel generals, Escobar, Manzo. Cru and Carareoare said to have employed a man and wom an to blow up the Calles train. Those who believe Calles Is the enemy, of religion are surprised: at bis numerous escapes.. The .mayor' of Johnstown, Pa'., seems to have been diligent In bis business, such as jt was. He goes; to Jail convicted ,pf extortion. pei jury,- conspiracy, , misdemeanor In Jffice i.nd.' -keeping a prabling w( ..-I Qyill Poiiittf Jt's e, case', of . true love It she quits . a : good Job. to wash dishes and say, '-Oimme." - - ' - V '. - - Political machines in. jthe .old days were bad enough, but they weren't operated by a trigger. .-. , , A-mllllon years of evolution, re- suiting at last in a race that erects statues of its most s fllcletit butch-, ers. . , . ... In the old days debt was a. dls- grace. ,Jow people wonder -why the credit man turned you down If you aren't in debt. , " Isn't it strange - that so many beautiful -women got that way by using the particular dope that has' an appropriation for;.e n,d 6 rs e ments? ' w 1'; .... It must bo nice to be so im portant you can-DO-prtlluj with. , out seeming a. nobody. A South Atnridan- Journalist says Americans aren't wanted down there. But a. lot .of ..thorn down .more are wanted back Ji.ome. . Thero's .always, a trick In it. They sell you .a car. , or a phono graph on credit, anil then demand cash .for gas and dance records.. The. happy medium', obviously, is a penalty heavy enough, .to -scare the criminal and light enough to keep Jhe Jury from bringing in an Americanism: Throwing circu lars in the waste basket; spending money loi- circulars . to " fill the other fellow's waste basket. ' ! A man is sure enough down !f' he s never out of- excuses,'- Evcry town has one me nvm, pos wither work "JnP know sessed. of riches got of whom people say more law .than a lawyer, : Nnture is kind and seldom handi caps children with the kind, of par ents who don't want childreorf Another good way to open tho pores licforo a massage Is to hold - tho ' face' 1-4 Incjhcs -above liot .dishwater: ,-,-''' ' Tho talkies aren't very annoying to regular movie inns who have trained themselves to Ignore gab.; Nature takes away a 'faculty that Isn't used, says tho scientist. But you know man would have kept on using his tail. . -. j . . .' Jt must be embarrassing to hunt for ancestors who made their mark In the i world and discover they couldn't mako anything. else. -v Job cursed tho day he .was born. "My friends w.ere' surprised," ' he laU-r .wrote In a testimonial, '."to hear-me speak such ,Hobrev.".; Correct , this sentence:. "And when I got well," said he, ';i jUdri't torget the good resolutions Ivhad made.". .- ',.,,' ' : - LL AT MOTHER'S REQUEST rillLEDELPHIA, April J8. ffl Frank H. Thomas, 72,"aild isa bolla 'C. Oliver,: Tlyi Jiavo,. obtained n marriage license, one day after AHss Oliver's mother, died at DO. "Mother forbade my marrying till after -she died," . explained Miss Oliver. .-"She maintained I would I ...... ,.,.(... nucr 1IIU1.- ' I I I. ' ' i 1 1 IT Montlily Report of .Red Cross Ml 1 1. I l'J 1 l )'.s ., . . - 'I ... ... Alini. 9, .iWAV. .; , , , 'The statlHllcal report for .the 'month of Mnrch "ejhcrtis-'the follow '.intr itemUed record .of work: .:. ' Office -interviews' a..i:..n.'.r...-t-K.i. &9 Telephone inquiries .., 1 20 Jobs secured for men and .worn-' en :.r... :.: 10 Towns visited and the Dumber of .times.jfojr social work: ', Jacksonville Phoenix Butto Falls . ..,...-:, Talent ,.. Wagner Creek ................a... i'Potrcl number of towns visited.. PTotal number of ' clients.... , S6 -yTypes . of cases: Family relief ............. Stranded families Sjckncsa '. Transient '..........i....;....-... Ex-service men t ' C'ooperarlon with cases: . '-... Snn Francisco Assoc. Charitios.. Oakland Association Charities.. Oakland Chapter, A. R. C Riverside Chapter, A. R, C........ San Joaquin Chapter, A. R. C Portland- ehnntpi- A Tt f . ......... 21 2 2 10 11 Seattle .Chapter, A. R. C. Tacomn Chapter, A. R. C : (FamIly Welfare Bureau, Jndlan ' apolfs : Portland Welfare Bureau Red Cross Llitson Rep., an Dir , ego U. S. V, B Red Cross Llason Representa-. tlve, San Francisco....,.., .... County Court Jackson County Health :v...... , Relief given during the month of March Groceries: . , Oodward's .....,...,.... 10.22 Basket Grocery 2.65 Hultchinsbn'g .18.43 'Star Market ...;.....v...,.,., 13.24 H. ' E. i Marsh. 2.84 Economy Market ;.ff0 Service Stores .J5.79 Gates ,& I.ydlard! .....,.. 48.80 Phoeplx tercantlle 45.14 Total for groceries for March v-.,..... J167.91 To'tal for. g r o c e r 1 o s. for. March .from Jted Cross, ."funds '86.11 Fuel: , . ; , , ValleyFuel ...... $ 6.50 Medford Fuel . -22.25 Total -fpr fuel for March t 28.75 Total ; for fuel for March from Red Cross......; 14.50 Merchandise: J. C. Penney Co.-. 4.96 M. M. Dept. Store...! 8.10 Scott Woolf .: 1.50 Total for merchandise for March Total for -merchandise for March 'from Red Cross.... Rent: 6.22 DAZED, HURT BY ROAD PORTIAND, Ore.,' April 13. W) .Dazed,: -bruised- and unable .to speak coherently, ' rin 18-yenr-old girl, Identified as Mabel McDon ald, was found late last night lying by the side of the Llnnton road. A motorist brought her to hospital here. She . had - been thrown .from .nn .automobile, she indicated, .but Avas unable to name. me 'driver, or ine, machine. ... ; . Her clothing was badiy torn and .she,; .had ' received ' many bruises. , . When she admitted that the. driver, of -the car had .given her several drinks, she- was held at police emergency hospital, for in vestigation -..by ,the women's di vision, .. . . .V . , ' 1 DIES IN LA GRANDE LA GRANDE, Ore., April 13. OP) Franklin Villlam NessiyOre gon nntlvejflon, jdlcd here; jestur day at the ago of 68 yea'rs. lie was born in Scappoosc bay In Co lumbia county, and came, to La Grande, when a boy.' . He was a member of the first, graduating class of the old Bluer Mountain university In La Grande In 1SS1. Among the surviving children Is Mrs. Sudic Mason of Pendleton. . , Mohair Price Drops . SALEM,' Ore., April 13. P) Acting upop advices from Boston representatives, local commission firms announced a, drop of! five cents a pound .in buying price for mohair. The new scale, 45 cents for long hnir and 55 cents tier uouml for kid hair, became effee L1V IIIUUV. Brawn- & Whito....i..!-...A.M$; 6.00 C. II. Chri8tner.:.w..f j 6.00 Mrs.. Mary' Bauiyi..,;....i'.r..i.- ' 6.00 Mrs. Kate Grlrnsley.. - 16.00 n.-r.- -pitrei.r...!.-..r..''. -TO.oo "7- Homer Harvey. ... 16.00 Total for rent for March t 58.00 Total; for vrent .for- March " ( from Real Cross funds...:..! 40.00 . Trhnsporiationf ; . " . '. i Southern Pacific ....:... iL. 16.08 Total for transportation for Marcb .......... 15.08 Total for transportation, for : Marc-b . from Red Cross ' funds nono - Rrugs: . v . - : - Medford Pharmacy . 1.25 Heath's - 2.0 Jarmln & Woods,....:. - . .75 Total for drugs for March..! 4.00 Total for drugs for March from R. C. funds...f?. ... 2.75 " JT.-. F. Prcabt.. $ ,' 2.00 Mrs. Lou Jaycok, nursing.. 18.00 Portland Chapter, A. R. C;.. 11.93 Transients'. .'. . ' ! J. X. Cafe Palace Rooms LaFonda 15.45 2.60 5.60 Total for transients for March 23.45 Total- for .transients for March from Red Cross.. Milk: Snider's Gold Seal 23.45 3.76 3.41 Total for milk for March..'i.$ 7.17 Total . for milk for March from Red Cross'. 8.4 1 Allowances for families ...$ 80.00 Total material relief for . : March .:..:.4S1.85 Total material relief for March from Red Cross.... 196.44 y ' Thrift Shop. The following is a report of the Thrift Shop for March, 1629: Twenty garments were given ito 14 persons. Donors to the shoo were Mrs. Gnrven, Mis.' Gardener, Mrs. Potton. Mftj, Burleson,. Mrs. Murrey, Mrs. Alfred Carpenter and Mann's Store. ; Cash sales........ .....;;....:., - 64.60 Goods donated... ; .U.J5 Goods worked out.;..-. ;.-.......' 8.40 $ 86.75 ..$ no. oo 12.50 . .'. .76. Expenses: Salary .......... Rent Refund I en fir, , Total cleared in cash....' ...,:.S 1.35 Total cleared in service........ 23. GO Respectfully,. ' ' , MRS. R. A. MURREY.' M f WASHIXCTONJ 'At5riI.J!lia'.W Although official, sources refuse to comment,, the gossip Is out that the veteran Sam Rice will be back in- the Washington "outfield In place of West when the season opens. West has failed .to bang the ball as expected, while Rico seems as good as ever, ; Judications, now point to .either Sam' Jones or. Garland Braxton hurling the season's opener for the Nats, with .the .final .choice -probably, depending upon their show ing today against the .Giants as Washington .seeks its fourth- tri umph in a row .over McGrnw's iteam. , ? . , , -. ..-, - HEAVY CASUALTIES .ONJAPJINElAe L" TOKYO, April 13. ."-,:(P)'i-:Offi- : Fiai announcement . today : said ' there were 62 casuailies' in-'' the mine explosion aboard the mine layer at Yokosuka yesterday. Of the 52, seven men were .killed Jn stantly and three. ..died J later. Three are mlssjng and five seri ously., injured, and .34 less .seri ously injured. . ' ! ," , ; , , ', ' ;.-r"",-;-, - linnvoii Hcuitcii. ' ' MARVaviLLl-:, Calif., April (fl) Domino Rcntlllo of Stock ton f won by a technical knock out In tho third round; 'tif his bout with Demon Runyon of" Portland- here Inst' night. Both"'" nre bantamweights. A Card . of" four-round events wns staged un- ' dor 'the auspices of the Yuba. Sutter Amerlcnn Jegion. f WEST MAKES POOR ' SHOWING WITH BAT Ii.