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A PXOE POUR "',P1?9-D-i 'it2Ml :.RHn7K. MTtDFOTlT), O'R'EflOX'. SATHftDAT, .TASTTATtY 12, 1929. MEDFOBD MAIL f RIBDNE PlthlWlfd by tlx MWruKD I'lIlNTI.SU CO. is-ir-ia N. nu . UOREKT W. Kl'IIU Kdllor I. BCM1TCB SMITH, llwvcf QUILJL POINTS Tlic mie indiscretion, Alas! doesn't urrivu uiitij you have'1 lost the taste or tiipiii'ily for indiscretion. Personal Health Service B7 WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. or blood, frives the heart more work I very llttlu is a millionaire's esli to do.- Cobbler Lucey was only ; mate of what a family of five tan An Independent Newspaper Riiiittil at kvund etui fUtUf Oresun, und Act erf Uurfi 8, 18T. at Madiord, Ow v for ttic rich and oiu for tin' poor and uonu at all SUBSCRIPTION BATES By Matlf-In Advance: Itallwttb Sunday, jm Pally, with Sunday, tnoDlh - Daily, without Sunday, jrar Daily, vltlmut Buivlay. nontli Weekly Mail Tribute, one year .0 Sunday, ou jw ....... . . , 2-0J Ity (irrltf. in Adiance- In Medforrt, AnjUihI, I, Jackaonvllle, Central Point, llioerUK, Talent, tiuld UliJ ana wi huwwb)i; Mailt- trltli Hurular month.... lUliy. wititout timidly, month .t5 j Pally, without HuiHlay, one year T.00 Italy, with Himdny, 01 fu. . . . . All ternu, fiu.li ia advance. 1 for the criiiumil cius. j Signet lettert prUlnlnf to personal health and brrfene. Dot to diaaaaa dlaffnoala tr f treatment, will be answered by Dr. Uraly If a stamped, aelf-addreaaed envelop Is enclosed. J Letters should be brief and written ttt Ink. Owing to the Urge number of letters re ceived, only a few can be anawered here. No reply can be mule to uueriwi not iwuforn my w luawucHons. Aaoress lit. William Hraily, in care of this Qviaifr. IT.fiO r .. I ' Mm, !ti5 I kinil of jjirl wJw will accept a rule with it t ranger. Still, Hit' HlraiiKcr feels free to take liberties if sheV the Don't lie too good to the kids. It's a ftliumu to ileiiv any ciiihl the oecHsioiial joy .of niartrydoni. s.uo MEMBER OK TUB ASSOCIATE! HKH8 kectlrinE Pull Uased Wire flenlfr The Aawrtattd Pre" ii e&rlutUely entitled to the we for jxiultcalion of all newi dbpatclie credited to it or oihenriM credited in thli piper, surf also to the local new publlshd bereln. All rlKbu for publication of tpecltl dLt patents IwreiD art also resened. Itffieial paper of the City of ilcdfont Official paif of Jaekwia County. sworn dally atrrace circulation for ilx oonUa rtidiui Oct 1, 1II28, 4438. Advertising 'Rrprcarntatlvea M. 0. MIXiKNSKX COMPANY Offices In New York. Mileaxc DeUolt, Baa Frcnrlscu, Loa Angela, geatlk, Portland. Kitdio KpeeeheK boHKting of jn'osperity arc all right, ho areii't, proisperoiiH aren't: listening in. ThoKc to Htuty mudu by purticulHi' of tho ur- 11ERKUJXY VKItSL S KX VIltONMKXT It HfMTiiH that thore ia u coji trovt'ruy. between ntudentH who hold-ve heredity Jh tho ileit-i niln- uih' fttator and thottu who hiHit that envlroniiii'iU Ij tit.. In. filllllw-J1 . . , tine jur upinion on thu value of a hea Itli exuminutiou your phyHiciun, with half risht. Homo Jugoslavs acr unnoyed, tliat their Kinu Alex.SJler should daclaro biniaeir an ahaulute mon arch. imjinlsliiK to kill anybody thtil queationa hla autocracy. Very lutelllKrutly the kinu urom- iaea death or tweuty yeara In jull livo on. "The true Wlot can't lead." ay an ulienlHt. Then where In the wurld do muguzines tike that t;et their circulation? Correct lhia Keii0 ice: "llu! ha!" chuckled tlie fuliii.-!-. ux he Htililied 10 any nttwapaiwr writer offerluB and fell utailnxt the bathtub, "thut'a Xone of the big jobs nre it-M by nicii who would rather lie and shiver thmi pet up ior an extra blanket. reference terlea That Infm-Rcd. J4111111. Will you , bo food enotiKh Klatice over thia folder and Bivu This itk'e iKii't more wieked than the wje of our, fathers, just fails to pull down the shades. It llti,vhood ambitious don't always fail bnv wanted to heeoine a lawbreaker. v 0 1 o 11 in e nt of diameter, p e r Honality, t 0 11 itm, intellectual a b 11 Ity. or In the do veloutnent of Vic ioua. criminal or undeHiralile tralta or tendencies, i Pnvlov the Kreat rtuaalnn lihya-i loloKlat. showed cxnorlmeMally : that "conditioned reflexea," tluv hllfhest foi-m of nervoua eseitn-; ouny uie Inherited. You may 1 !)mlKe for youriielf, without fur-, ither technical knowledge, howi avlov's exiierinient means.! his; to 1 tirnin wniie mice to run to their foedlnii iilnce when they heard un electric bell Hub. It renulred ' tniK.lt jmii-k. 111 j;hi, every Here Is a brief nummary of experiment: He undertook Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry .ui ccoiiuiiim. in a iixii t. in. ...unit c "in i- .ten if e. 1 u 111)111 I jun lcsaons to tench the first im.ii slaiidard of living because we have established ;t liijjh fitandard juration of white mice to respond 10 me call to Ulnner: that Is, three of spending. The report of tho liie iimuinnce experls that the work of the nation is performed by 2&ou men Is wromr, us a Mcdford man haa been doliiK the work of ten men for years, maklnK the total 25100. The local Hercules haa beitun to weary of the doliiK. and wlshea the other 2500 would wake up. I Americanism: I.iH.'liinn the luoiiey to buy a bin thing be cause yon couldn't resist siendiug your pocket change for little things. Tho manufacturers of white panta have deniollstrtucd they can 1 make them faster than service aln- tlona enn be created. INCIENU1TY OF I.KOIHI-A-TtJIiE WILL UK TAXKU IJId llnc Portland Telegram.) One i thlnfr tho tax commission did not ponder for u week. KutahaKtiH ure now uvallable. "They ore run through cheese cloth for Infants, thrown indiscriminate ' ly Into' the soup by chefs in lieu of currota. and uro Kreat tlilllKS for fancy cowu to choko ujioii. Tho U. H. Hoard of Health de clarea the "flu" Is lui'Koly IiiuikI luitlon. l'eoplo wiio thoUKht they were hit In tho middle of tho hack by a truck when fifat they snecxed Kucsscd right upon that occasion. The father who last October testified that ho would rather wee his buy smoke a pipe than u cigarette, can now see him smok ing both. A good female bridge player al tvaya holds her hand so everybody can flee It, but herself. .1021) nulo !lccnso plates will bo uwurded to tho owner of tho 1H2K . unto , plates with tho most dirt upon them. And yet nobody ever earned a bronze statue just by being rtliodox. infra-red ray outfits In the home. A. 41. J. Answer A very skillful "scien tific" description of the infra-red 'rays and what they do, but it re : minds mo of Hhukespeare'a ob I scrvation "No matter .how thin you slice it, it is still baloney." The "infra-red" ray ia virtually the warmth from a radian'. 'heater or .fire of any kind, such wurnith is often grateful as a remedy for ache or pain, but will scarcely cure falling hnir and deafness, as this circular would have the gullible customer believe. Three Utile Mniils In a Ills How We are three girls In an awful debate over wearing underclothes. Our folks ten uu we should wear them-, and wo told them that you said that is just an old fogy no tion. F. O. Answer I still think any one, A grammarian is one who doesn't care what 1 lie picture is if has a gaudy fruuie. The less they know, the less ignorant they feel; and some people always are "healthy" because they arc too ignorant to know they arc sick. This freak spelling, like "ye print shoppe," apparently was lined on early hot-dog stands. There is, for exiuuple, The l'alacc of the Doge. Atrocities ure destructive measures taken hy an enemy be fore you are equipped for the same tactics. Nations renounce poison gas and then keep on experiment ing in order to be rcaily in case temptation should overcome them. Thi! trouble seems to be Hint one set of men signs the peace treaties and iinolhcr set. liianiil'acliires fighting material. whim, and I assure you this ia j good hygiene. Wo 04Ml IiMtors 'Arts Scarce Am very nervous al times and 'would like to get the address of a Iguod dootor who believes In your ; l ideas. C W. L. Answer 801110 good doctors be-; Move in a few of my Ideas, but few if nny believe in all of them.! 1 Take nervousness, for example, I mean, whatever you feel or fearj of command or your gesture must, ' ; ' . ' . '"' k " " 1 vous eystein, as a rule. So 1 1 serious objectionst to his plan. Ab solute monarrhs and a free press don't go well together. Kxcitement following the war and all the talk about "self determina tion" created separata ' kingdoms that might more wisely huvo been left in control of others. " Nations fit to survive, do sur vive, without outside help. Those governed by the self-announced autocrat, Alexander, in cludo Dalmatians. Serbians, Croat ians, Slovenes, llosnlans. Montene grins, fierzegovlnfans, and others. To manufacture a homogeneous working government machine out of thnt combination is not easy, even with a hangman and autoc racy to help. M Tito Fisher Brothers, who began buildlm? automobile bodies in a small way, not long ago, now run many things, and have been invited to form a combine to control prac tically all the world's production of whiskey. The Idea started in Canada. A combination of Ilritish and Cana dian concerns would doubtless make some gentlemen very rich. It would not, however, affect the whiskey business in the United States, its tens of thousands of se cret stills, tens of thousands of "speakeasies," at least 2t,0UI) of them in New York City alone. They make their own, and heaven help the drinkers of it. tho third time this week Junior has played with the soap and left . it on the floor." j I 13 AND HOLLY ST. PHOKS244 A Complete Cleaning axd Dyeing service Ye Poet's Corner i,lin,iM,i , . eniiu or iiuuu, Hnouiu weur or combine th. feeding J?!" "'"f't with the rimfink' of the bell be-1 ' "n " " Tore tho mice learned whnt the bell meant. If you huve ever tried to train a doj; or a rut t do unythiriK you j win nppreclutc the HiKnlrleunco of conditioned reflex" a response induced hy a particular condition or clreunmtanee, and suecefs In the training of either animals or elrihh-Pii depends upon the patient repetition of the lemsoii, with the ' , , ' . ' . " ' ,T' ,f The open car Htill has its uses, eondition or eircu instance always' J1"" ' " v , ,. " , J L, nr f(TriWn('n tnw curtulns are up, police the Hiune for instnnee, your word u ' . .... . know Its a Kanir cur to be let alone. never chitnue while you ure try in to teach a siven leson. lvo."f 'siem' . n " ,"M: U in't the place of residence , JOYK OF SPHIXtt (Hy Mary O. Carvy.) Bon't pine o'er the duyn of winter. Nor fret when the clouds hang low; Just think of the beautiful rosea Vhose roots are hid In the snow. Think when the sprint; will come As the springtime. must; The rose will blontrt In briKlitneKS and tho ice wilt turn to dust. Tho violets now are peeping forth; I found her buds of blue. Just barely hidden in the earth Away from my prying view. The acorn brown is breaking now, J Her liny Aprout bent low; I With the very first warm sunshine 'Twill surely unbend, I know. Not a Sale! An opportunity you don't want to miss. 24 choice wool pat terns. Regular $50.00 suit values, tailored to your measure. 1 Just so. our hearts will lighten When llie robin comes to sing; We forget the dreary winter, In the joys of the spring. (Copyright reserved.) E Quill Points fciouth America, resenting a Monroe Doctrine that protects her against her will, should try living- up here where eaeh levris lature invents a few more like it. ,The pictures of the aviators who fttayed aloft six duys, in the Ques tion Mark, show five of tho lot wearing Rolf punts, which ln ' creases tho significance of the achievement. HO M 13 )l K K H FHAUUHT WITH (Hiskiyou News.) frttUKht off! M A K I N (I DANdlOK. lilow thnt C ATS, KTi: I'.TC, Tho mention of eats is always MlffU'lctit to stir up as neat a Utile tempest as ever blew out of the . northwest. ThlH Is not true of . numt fauna a person can fto thru ltfo without ever forming any ftvoiiK sentiments on tho nubjeci of pralrlo doirs, and I have known people to talk about aulenturH with enormous culm and restraint. Snakes end rats, howover, seem to have a way of producing violent human reactions. There Is, natur- . nlJy, a K'od (leal less controversy about snakes, although nearly every Rt'oup contains some one who trh's to draw attention to himself by clulinltiK a fondness for the reptile family. Dogs do not aruuso argument- they have been surrounded by such a high protentlve wsll of sentimentality that people who do not like them aro ashamed to say so. They fear that to admit a luck of fondness for tho dog is to seom - the virtues of loyalty, steadfast ness and a lot of other things. Vt'hy this should be I do not know; people dislike tho cut without feel ing that they are thereby slurring cleanliness, daintiness und gentle manners, . H always annoys me to hear a . cut accused of possessing u small mentality because It refuses to Jenni tricks. That, to my mind, Ik . a proof of Its intelligence, it seems to know that If It begins that sort of nonsense humans with few re- Muurecs of their own will set It to . entertaining company or even to spending a good part of Its career in draughty dressing rooms. Hy assuming a marked "No . snhe" attitude tho cat escapes tho oxploitation that tins been tho lot of all other domestic animals. In this matter It shows nulto us much (rullo os'the bride who nssureii her , husband that she knows nothing whatever about cooking or taking care of a houso, - Homo pooplo whoso own mirrors uro not dusty from disuse, uecuse the cat of too much vanity. It Is true, J adipit, that the a vera go cat dues spond nulto n lot of time on personal adorn men! . Leaving Its nUMrcHS out of the question, 1 ran at least venture In its defense that It lis not any more vain than the common house fly. I huvo seen flies fuss over their appearance ulmost by the hour, wit hrmiult that the owner of tho houso total ly failed to approbate. (Now York World.) Correct this sentence: "J had rather say worth wli in hunt KhHhIi Haiti the college professor, "than platitudes with grammatical perfection." ile things to speak Who says a college education does not pay? ty hutting Strnngler Lewis out of the ring seven times, n graduate of Dart mouth has won the world's heavyweight wrestling champion, ship. lYrhaps we hetter keep an eye on Toliee Commissioner Wluilen of New York City. lnless wo are mistaken, the late President Hoosevelt got his start that wav. Tho second generation of Pav lov's trained white mice required only 10U lessons to learn to ans wer tho dinner bell by running to tho feeding place. Caspar Kedfield maintains, in his Interesting honk on Human Heredity, that this later born children of large families inherit ater capaeities and cut a finer figure In life than do the earlier born children, the parents hav ing acquired greater potentialities they rcuehed maturity, and hence, more of the desirable traits transmit to offspring. lied- fltdd cites an imposing lint of famous people, great reuiusos, who were the late or the last born ehf Idren in large fit mil es. children born when their parents wero middle aged or older. If tho idea Is sound, then It should be eon finned by another list of criminals or defective people who were the late born children or parents who cultivated evil Whits of living and sank to lower stand ards of conduct as they grew older. Tho third gcuorallon of Pavlov's white mice .learnod to answer tho dinner bell after only ;in lemons. It would seem that these white miee had Inherited something from their talented ancestors. The fourth generation of vhltc mice required but ten lessons. Hright children! i)id they Inherit their remarkable intelligence or was it due to environment 7 Tho fifth generation of white mice learned tho lesson after five lessons. Children who learn quickly and without long and painful hours of study such us "homework" cn lalls. may thank their grand and grctt grand purenta for the gift. Pavlov's while mice were in the 1 anviso you to xorgei nervous- that muko8 h,cks it ia the con ness," carefully eschew thinking vl.,tlnn V(.... Ynrir Hhm.M lw. punished for feeling so smart. or talking about it, und tell your doctor what yoil feel or fear, just as though you knew he be lieves as I do about "nervousness." The chances are. If you don't thrust the idea of "nervousness" upon the doctor he won't try to make use of It as a substitute for a diagnosis. Copyright John T. Dlllo Co. I 1 j If only the free dinners given to 'the newly famous could bu retro active. A good citizen is one who doesn't break any laws except the ones you break. Doctors are queer. The more practice they get, Xhb ' less prac ticing they do. ' .' -''. Farmer .lake Itcllllcy Ls gtiln' I' lot his liulr grow till Ivv-Uov. Iioviitcn lips off his formtiut. for agricultural iviter. J ir flu scare "The cure depends on a correct, diagnosis," says a syndicate-doctor. Of course. Otherwise you might scud him to the wrong specialist. You, think tlm normal !IO's developed better youngsters? Hut where is ihc profit, in making iviee hoys and girls if they turn out to lie foolish parents? A (icrmaii naturalist, says monkeys adore their benefactor instead of calling him a Sbyloek, so maybe iJarwin was wrong. Those occasional cruplions on the surfttce or Mother Karth, tailed ego eczema or war, are caused by the itch for power. Albert Stock of Central Point was n litislnow vlillor In the city Vesterilny. ... .Short history of man: At L'O he yearns to uplift humanity; at oil he yearns to raise chickens. , rimi gcnciation wncii lie ieu makes a ilamly '-um fcr suielllu' I'ctlogiad, and he expected to kl. ft i, ,.(. find on liis return home that 1 the sixth generation .would run lo the feeding place on hculing 'the bell ring, without any teach ing at all. Whatever all this may or may, not signify. I believe that opart front obvious nhyslctil defect or definitely diagnosed disease, en-i nchlng tooth or a cunccr. Brisbane'sToday Tin. middlc-ugcd man's glure doesn't indicate luitretl of fool ish youth. It, Just makes him mud lo think ho used to Ikj like thai. F One week only. at $42.50 Come in and look them over. It will pay you to , buy for some months ahead. Kolly cures roily. A drink so bers a drunk man, and people fall In love again to get over an old case. It is more blessed to glvo than lo receive. You notice it when you get the first-of-January bills. Americanism: Iiidlculing the gay trapping of royalty: feeling important in a lodge uniform. There's ono consolation. The democratic party ll.tiOU.OUO debt Is owed to people who are accus tomed to getting nothing. There's just one redeeming fea ture lu the modern system. They get divorced before they huvo time to have any children. , (Continued from I'ngo One.) More's I'.ven flattery tan Ims Irritat ing when nu insuilliiiriit col Icctur and n ImhmI salesman call nt tlio suim time. vtronmeul Is all thnt really counts for or against attainment. Ql'KSTlOXS AM) AXSWKKS. Clatidicutloii. I have been troubled occasion-1 ally with muscular cramps In my legs. 1 find that relief Is almost 1 always obtained by voluntarily: contracting tho affected muscles, j Thu cramps nre not from strain, for the attacks follow lack of exercise, after eating heartily, es pecially of meats or other nitro genous food. K. It. IJ. Answei- I ntlvlse you to huvo the pity. Mr. Lucey, tho old Northampton cobbler who knew l'resident Cool idge when a boy, is supposed to huvo given little Calvin this ad vice: "Keep your shoes laced tight and never let your tongue wag." President Coolldgo look that good advice about the tongue. There is no Information as to tile advice con cerning shoes. It ia harmful to lace children's shoes too Itlght. Lacln'i thnlly around tlin nnkles, pressing on blood vessels. Impeding the flow If he buys her a big diamond on credit, she will livo always in a rented bouse: If he's rich und buys her a. small one, the property -will be his never "ours." It's hard to bo un Ideal wife. If you aren't dumb. It's hard to keep a husband convinced of his superiority. Tho "spenkles" uro like Jazz in church. When thu novelty woars off, the net achievement Is Just another noise. MUTT AND JEFF Mutt's Brother Has a Keen Sense of Humor Among the things thnt thrill us KERLI.V. Germany, Jan. 12. () Lla Maria Mayer, Vienna com poser, who was conducting the philharmonic orciiestra as a guest ! last night, was interrupted when a I man in a dinner Jacket arose and i cried : "I protest against the American bluff." The man pulled a scented pink note from his pockety Immediately more than 10(1 other men in even ing dress sitttin-T In the front rows produced similar letters ifnd pro tested with ennui violence. Heir Mayer fainted. Music lov ers behind the protesting men as sailed them. The management called the police and for 10 minutes bedlam reigned. Calm was only re stored after tho disturbers had been marched to police headquar ters. At police hcudquurtei'B it was learned that the men in evening dress and tho composer-conductor had been victims of u practical Joke. Several days ago the newspapers minted an advertisement saying that the widow of a rich indus trialist was anxious to many. All responding to the advertisement were advised to sit In the front rows at the philharmonic concert on Friday when tuey would find their heart's desire recognizable by whlto roses. Consequently the front rows were filled with men anxious to marry the rich widow and craning white roses. When she did not appear one victim lost his temper and protested which led tho other victims to produce their pink let ters. Police began an investigation. Upstairs Fred Gottfried Amos Turnbom GOTTFRIED & TURNBOW Expert" plumbing, heating and sheet metal repair shop. We specialize on service at reas onable prices. No job too small, 219 N. Grape St. Phone 574 lliciva.se Dry ruiid. WASHINGTON, Jan. 1. 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