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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, ORFIOX. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, -1928.-
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HOBKHT W. BUHL, Editor
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feri, Orefoo, muter Act ol March j. Ia7t.
BUBHOR.JTION RATKJ
Bj Mill In Advance:
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Daily, with Sunday, month. ,
' Daily, without Sumtif, yrar
Dally, witboxit Sunday, montb
Weekly Mail Tribune, on year
BntLflav- atm vrar
.IT.IO
Hr Curler, in Advine In Madford. Ab
lanij, JackaonTllle. Central J'ofcft, thMMi,
Talnt, Uold Hill and on ininwiya;
Dally, with Sunday, month .
Dailr. without buiulay, tnuntu "
Dally, without Hunday, oum yamr... T.Oa
Dally, with Sunday, one ycat.
AH terma, eaab In adfanca.
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MEMBER Or TBB AHHOCIATID PBE8S
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Only paper in dty or eouaty ractirlng
otwa 07 telefrapb. t,
Tha Aaaociated PrtM la escluaiTaly an 1
rlilMl tn tile um for Dublleation of all '
T"i,7Pc..W.ii0i,smal1 ''wtl ' rliaiilinit ' -
Mwt pu till abed herein. t L
All rlehta (or rttubllcatloO of nedaj dla 1
tauiieo lerela art alao reaerrad- (
Official paper of the City of tfrdford,
OHiclal paper of Jackaon County.
flwom daily average circulation fot ail
ontha audi rig April 1, lV'iS, 4&8S.
Adtertltlnr ReprraiUtlfea
If. 0. MOtJKNHKN OOUl'ANT
Off) cm In Maw York. Ohlfago, Detroit,
Rao Franc Uco, Lorn Anfalea, Battla, fort-
Ye Smudge Pot
Bf Arthur Perry
Tomorrow is the tiny to devour
turkey, and the next day they put
codfish in the Turkey Ororiuettes
mix tliatenu.
Alany of Inst year's SK0 doss,
flaunted in these parls, nre com
mencing to show n depreciation of
"The Htny Alive! Club of Amer
ica," Is the latest wrinkle in noon
singing and eating. Its purpose Ik
the laudable one of preventing
mi to accidents.
iovi:it Ol.' TIIK I'UKSS
(Siskiyou Dally News)
Dark shadows began creep
ing over the moon about 10:30
o'clock and.lt was due to come
forth from the eclipse shortly
after Unity Hiskiyou News
went to press.
The Immensity of the pear crop
is just beginning to show up. Sev
eral of the stores nro displaying
ltoscs. Formerly, a valley resident
hnd to go to New York to get one.
It is about ttmo for the revolu
tion that the shapely-Icsgcd young
. man who always mmlc neven yards
around right end, when It counted
Ihe most, does not know what year
rleopatta started flirting with
tnrc Anthony.
Tll.lMiKOIX ISG
The other day Jim Slunton
brought to Tho (lazctto office and
left for the editor tho handsomest
,'tl -pound pumpkin ever grown In
Kansas -bur none. U was a big
apple-shaped pumpkin, w'lth a
smooth rind, and it frosted yellow
complexion. not a situatty wrin
kled old hug but Ihe very queen of
pumpkins.
So If we can find In this man's
town a deep plo pan, Thanksslv
lug's sun will rise on n happy day.
Tho trouble with the modern 'pie
particularly pumpkin pie, Is that
the pit-tin makers have been
skimping on their wares. A thin
pumpkin pie is an abomination. It
should'be both wide and deep, this
pumpkin pie. of Thnnksulvlng;
wide and deep and darkly brown,
with not too much cloves In it, nor
loo little cinnamon; highly spiced
but still having tho pumpkin Juice
its the main theme of tho composi
tion. Jim Htnnton and kindly Provi
dence providing n year of perfect
pumpkin weather have done their
part. Now If some pie tin maker
can . produce u deep pie tin.
'Thanksslvlng will be n day of com
fort and Joy, (Kmporla (inxette.)
Long eye-lashes ure the rage
among the fair sex.' If they curl
up at the ends, nothing else really
matters. 0,nly one set of eye-lashes
out .of 3(1 are fit to blink furiously
tU n Portland drummer. A few
years ago the girls didn't like
w hei o the Lord Installed their eye
brows, and did n bum job of mov
ing them dp n notch.
It Is understood that tho city
fathers nre going to pasa a law
prohibiting limousines from park
ing all of Saturday evening at
prominent corners, in tho middle
of the street, to see that all other
cars, and benighted pedestrians,
get by all right. We are Informed
by several of tho inulefaetors, that
thin Is "unite a panorama, and It's
amusing to watch folks nn ihe
run."
There only unoiher month loft
' In this year, and It looks like IliL'K
uould eonclmle lieeember SI, If It
mntnlnln Its present pace.
Don't Let That Cold
Turn Into "Flu"
That cold nay turn into "Flu."
Grippe or, even w. Pneumonia,
unless you take care ol it at once. -
Kub Muiterole on the congested
parU and tee how quickly it brines
relief ai effectively as the messy old
muitard plaiter.
Musterole, made from pure oil of
mintard, camphor, menthol and other
simple ingredients, is a counter-irritant
which stimulates circulation and
helps break up the coki.
You will feel a warm tingle as it en
ten the pores, then a cooling terua.
tton that brines welcome relief.
QUILL,
City men lire better ilres'srtl
suit without prompting sarcasm
Modernism in art won't, rcaeh the peak until it fives ns a
I bronze statesman with his feet
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t;JJ!wnstmpr the time of ll2 usolul
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C'OinmUMltV III VIM" hrilCfS
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tlV if it llUS nilVtlliuU lliorc .Wilt in hl'Hg llbnilt.
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.Mt'iitiil nniusli (Umltllcss is
be thinks a ' tonic mifrht save
As training for a golf tournament, try shaving before n
Vimtiv ivitmn If vnu Iw.ln
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yon are a eriniinal. If a lawyer
I tilt, what does it profit a mail to work himself to dealh to
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keep np insurance that will eare fur Ins family only ball lis well
as he can?
It never occurs to the rich
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whole loaves of hreatl instead of
AinericiiiiiKm : Ncnleiitiii; anil nbnsiiiK the motor; worry -iiiR
about a scratch on the fender because it shows.
I 'mi tntf ii lino tti htnut on
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but fil ways has a diamond ring in bis pocket to Midi at a liar-gain,
i Some of theni may not learn
r. rest their parents get.
The Senators Walter Johnson
can steal riglit out in tho open.
The height of something or other is mother's insistence on a
limousine when the family can't afford a driver..
It might 1)C WOrse. SuppOSft
to visit Florida at tho same season.
If he scolds about the narrow-minded people in his town,
ask him if his wife knows about the other woman, too.
IVrhapH we aren't dollar ehasers, but the relative importance
of a preaeher depends on Why number of local citizens who earn
aw much as lie does.
f Tho New Yorker who scorn yokels is the one who is eager
to let you know he das developed since coming to town.
Correct this sentence: "When mine began to fall out," said
he, "1 bowed to the. inevitable, and spent no money for tonic. v
BRITISH RECEIVE
ANGLO-AMERICAN
PARLEY PROPOSAL
LONPON, Nov. 28 fP) The pro
posal by Kred A. bitten, chairman
of the naval committee of the
United States house of representa
tives, for nn Anglo-American par
ley in C'anadu on the cruiser prob
lem, was received with interest in
Ilrltish official auarters today, ll
was point etl out that the sugges
tion was not nd dressed lo the
government) since It was cabled to
Prime Minister Huh! win personally
but nevertheless it was said that it
woutd be given friendly anil care
ful consideration. !
The proposal was received here
In the spirit that It was a sincere
effort to solve the naval problems
confronting tho two countries. It I
was assumed that this was the '
spirit In Which the message was!
sent.
WASHINGTON. Nov.
-M'l-
There was Utile reaction tn official
cli.iis here tmlay lo llepresenta-'..,.,,..
live Ilrltten's plans for an Anglo-I
iVmerican parliamentary confer
ence on naval affairs. At the state
department it was said Secretary i
KoIIokk had no knowledge of the
pian, nnu it was iniucaieii tnat (lie
procedure was not In line with the
MUTT AND JEFF
NAiett, OF ALL
MKe A MAfviJ SHi'S
ATTIC? 6 D lt4 PAASCULIN6
garb FRO
Foot, disgusting,
X calls it:.
POINTS
been use they e" jmt (ill a new ,
as tliey walk down the street.
on a desk.
: ,i, ;.win inLtmwl rtr
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men to (IpouIr a )f20 case.
llhdll! its fUll'O Ant! 0-SilXO)l MW'Oii-
what a Scotchman endures when
Ins liair.
blah - blah.'
n i,,:,, I ... jul, merit
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does it, he's a j!"oil citizen.
that poor relations would prefer
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scraps of cake.
nin ti tclio nevee tniiniu to UTivlf
much at college, but think wlia
will manage are the ones that
tourists and hulTiennes wanted
i policy which placed the conduct of
; foreign affairs In the hands of the
j president.
j Navy officials had no comment
I to make.
Stock Market Busy
N 12 W V OH K (A3) S t oc k mar
Kots, experiencing tho busiest days
la hiHtory, apparently mo reaping
a Harvest grown iiuiu inn seeus
of education planted by employe
stock ownership. Kveu as nation
wide miles of government, bond!;
during the world war taught people
how to invest, it Is believed that
the policy of many corporal tons in
selling their stock bonds to their
workers has taught millions more
how to speculate.
It's in the Cards
N EW1 YORK (p) 0 ree t UV7
cant dealers say the business of
gupHslug the public taste is a tough
proposition. Utst year they laid
la stocks of Christmas cards tleeo-
rated with pictures of stage conches I
and the public suddenly turned its
I'nvnr In iilolm-nu nf ulilitu 'Phiu I
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year they put in ship cards and the I
puoiic, wniiK nun snip miuueu,
nun iiiniioneii ll luiiuiienn. mr iiii
planes.
Trai.i. Un. Trail
iir-ifJovir n r vi. t,4
OoClurk" lielitlan horlicullurlst ills' '
likes "tourist talk," so he eamo to i
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A Coolidge Law-Maker
TOl'KKA. Kas (I') A. ('. Cool-
Idge n distant cousin of the nresl
dent, will ho a niemher of tho
house in Ihe 11U1I Kansas leglsla -
tore. Ho Is a Kepuhllrnn.
A Perfectly Natural
THINGS !
head to
OF,
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Personal Health Service
- ' By WHXIAM BEADY, M.D.:
Kiffntd Utttn prrtainjiiv to ptrsoMl hMiih an . hygi'-w, not to dieaM diiRIN. or
trratmn.t, mil 1 answered hy Dr. Brady if tamp!. heJf-a'l.Ues.ied m-!op is ik het.
Letter. ahouM I bhef and written in irk. i to in lar. mimVr n! ,u r-
reived, only a U-x ran I answered lif. So reply ran b in! to 'merit not cuciforin-
iug to In-.tmctiimfc. Addte-a Dr. Willhtnr llrady. in nre of thia iy.aHT.
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Till: soi led-: Ol' 1 1 KALI ll J.IUCATIov.
I ,
i t'nmmnmler i;yid or, mo way
to ihc nntnrrtir hud Hcnrcly cmo
(fw whh hjw fIpHt. mm
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mat is, rome uown irom tne ruii -
man in ('aliform. t.: iin!eion bi-lieveH that this orcare of you
niiH h loss tioanl-.thai is "ood for hili hlood prow- j(i:x DON'T GAMBLE. '
,4'tt shl, when sure." From the irnjuiris rt-atl-; ... 4 ....
Hiiiidry health, its rnajto about hiijh blood rt--, From to 4 : 2ft Tuesday
how uk fUnicch hurt l oni-ludc that most of the ! morning, those that Rot up early
.nut i-oininoditifri views of the laity on this juhjot;t ! could see a partial eclipse of the
ho Is carry inp on -me pivp'tcrous, wiul 1 think I 1 moon.
the expedition be- know Imw they sot that way. 1 Once It was believed on such oc
tllins the Cross Country Kunuliiqr. i caslons that a demon was eating
worid how ?wri' My con. agfil IT, 71 indies toll. the moon.
tial they are for; H., pounds, well developed an'l, Proper sacrifices were made, in
the mtecess and in tod lu-alth (iscpt some siniM eludinK liberal navment to medicliK'
safety of yleih ride parties, park
' ln lor iiettei nml
'.tlie like. '
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If. 11 were - iiiiHHinie in ulmiui?
: rrom all hiiiph uiik. iimiuiKnnuu
:iml pulillciiy lilui-lw the health
.iipiioal. lie it. honest or not, the
result. think the only result,
.;v(m(1' 1('0 ,,,, .Wilon
In tl;e cost to ihe eonsiimer.
I I'eople who luiy iu-.ilth eduea -
tion from the hiileher. linker and
candlestick milker pay n whop-
'pini; liiff price for it' and lippar-'iH
ently they yise lit.
Here Is nn instance that mas-
,aKes my diphrain Tlie -
i dor of a certain brand of dentri-,
rice uriics imiciH-ei in wn-
flnft himself to the one brand.
and as a reward for stieh eon-
saving which In the courso of a
,...u nr-innllv niuf fOV
a pocket lighter or toy balloon
or any little dewdag the cus-jalong without home work, if theyj
tomer may have coveted. Dan- Jare not backward menially and '
erously thin Ice! Suppose a have competent teachers. " T're- i
majority of users of the commo- jsumably your- son does, his train-
diiy in oii.'siion were to carry, ins ;jfter school is out. If so.
this suggestion to a logical con-'that Is plenty of "home work" for;
-i i i .....Mroilu in,u tn snve .. .....mt.... tr 1. .. iIaolmi'i
j,"lV(n mnrp ,haI1 lhp ,iee of the0i n reasonable amount of di-1
ioy balloon without any grave rik ' version, recreation every dry, h i
o teeth ! i will soon go stale anyway. This I
When Sir William Arbuthnot ' inune work abuse Is. lo my mind, j
Lnjie. famed for his attempt toja kind of alibi set up by the)
edit .the Creator's manuscript by'hadly muddled sclmoV system. Itj
deleLlng' colons and substituting , is-!tf per cent silly theft of the!
semicolons, speaks, the world list- j pupil's . proper recreation time, ;
l,liiiH noullt'OU niVIS- I 'a ml r. line or. lit clml v 'I'lm lom-h- 1
inof!,th.p ,.ustomors. A generation
ifo Lane was a pioneer in a spec-:they
in! . field of surgery. Hut his er-
t atic activities in what a wiser
man would accept gracetuny as
his superannuation are piobahij
i.;H painful to the friends umi for
mer admirers of the sniitui ope-1
rat or as they nre rmicuious io
present authorities on health and
nutrition. A real genius straying
far off his base after retirement
from his true vocation much like
another great surgeon in America
whoo unrc.strafn'd vagaries were
rcernilv silenced by death. How
soon wo forget the wholesome
lesson taught us by the wise Osier!
What :x tremendous amount of
harm a good man may do .when
senility overtakes him and bin
friends raise no hand to save him
from exploitation!
vvimi ni-ieo medical lestimonii'.ls
or jnedlenl recommendation of I
anvOilng? Tell me. just between
selves, did you ever "ask your
i..eti,i" about anything so touted?
Kiileeii thousand p h y s 1 c bins, t
more or less, ret eived complimen
tary packages of a certain fairly
popular commodity. They nlo rc
nived return postcards and a
lJlhorl (Iucstionnaire respecting the!
opinion of tlie citiiiu mm uii
use of the conilliodlty was com
paratively harmless to health.
Well, the doctors were only hu
man: about 1-I.SilO ot 'em Jelled
down answers to the (lueslioils and
returned the cards by way of;
acknowledg ment of the present. '
Thus U.SII0 leau iiB pii?::c;:iun,
.o to 'emlorse'i the -n.mo-
ifltv, as the public w as duly ap-j
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yet a very polgnunt example ot
tin- value of, .ill medical tislimo
nials. s
rHSTIOXS AM) ANSWl'.ltS
Salt He-trlilion. j
1.. en iiflvlye one with high ,
. . . ' . . . - ni '
iiiuml pressure io go i.n u
tr(lp (U(.t ,. , rost.-ict the dully
ian0Wan,e of salt? S. fl
Answer. .so. Salt restriction
does not lower blood pressure, as
lsoin. people liitniiliie. Only In i
c. rlaln cases In which there Imp-,
l",n" lo 1,,Rh hl,,ra' pressio".!
la :niporary r. suietion ol s.iu
...IvIlii lil.. utir-ti iih eilini:i lill'OOSVl
iadvlmhle. such as edema (dropsy )
Isnordiess ot In eath or palpitntion
iwhen these are due to Impalo
nietit ot the heari. It is noli
possible to give intelligent advice
about diet, exercise or other fue-
ltors unless the adviser knows
what alls the Individual who hnday your twenty shares would be
1 high Mood pressure. Any scnooi-
ibny, wlih five minutes lnstrio -
Mistake These Days
just l.ooic at that
6irl DResseo like a
fMAN! WHAT CAN HER
PARENTS Be thinking
ANVWAV? I THHK
rs( IT'S SHAMeFuu: r S?s5rv .
IT'S SHAMEFOLl
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tion, l onm measure blood re. - -
"rP- 1 physician H function
to detormmo. what, if t,ythm. tiw
;atnioiinuI pressure siKnifies.- Onlv
.the ,tuu latan assure and the!(llK ",. wm.tif
trouhle) is a member of the cross
l uuniiy riinnhiK team iii his hiRli
Kchonl, 1 .11111 cmliuiitstif on nth-
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iciks. nut nils lenni ll-nlilH ioui
unies a ivppk anil iiiiim z 'i mne i"" m...-.t i.. i.....
an avoi aKe each time. In nrt- runnlnis from the other convinced
ditlon they net ihe usual dose of that heaven did not approve its
home work, with the result that ! warlike errand. Now a schoolhoy
:. i,y does not Ket to hed ear-i knows that the moon'a "eclipse" is
her tlian 11 p. m.. as a rule. MvM"'y the shadow of the earth
. conrt nlion is that this is not sport ' thrown upon the moon.
at all liut rather
strain on the j
nervous system which may have
effects in later years. S. It. A.
Answer I douht whether the
average hoy of that ae is physi-
cally fit to train for endurance
conies ts.
the dashes or other!
ien'(t in
.. - peed or short contests, the expe-
rjence would probably benefit him.
mure. j mr inv
home work. I maintain that high
i uhn1 ullu linvn flvn hnin-x
of school work daily oiipht to got)
Urs are not to blame for it unless)
are too enthusiastic in theiri
j assignments of home work as t
imany of them are.
(( opynght John V, Dille Co.)
Movlll' Is an awful ordeal even
ution ovcr'lhlnir's hrennin' fine,
hut think o' 111 lleinocrat uho
waited till after til' eleotlftli .so lie
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: $a J9 ill
about prohibition is that d,' 1 -"ueramy more ...v ug. o! course
' between ..lslto J080 for ,1,e t'",ile!,; A lot-of
. .. i, . i,..t i preliminary arrangements and tests
(Cnpyrlght. John K. Ullle Co.)
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued l'rom rage One)
called herself mistress of the 'seas. !
Wlun W1(1. cnme wit, nu ts ,lew
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her great battle fleets to sea.
No floating ship is worth a penny
h, , PXPept fastest cruisers to
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.,., .,, romlnerclal now
I
Mr. p. . Oanett rails attention
i to this maddening fact. .Ten years j
ago you could hnvo bought ono gestured toward the White House
share in each of twenty leading in-; as though inviting his party's pres
dustrial companies tor s:h7S. To-; idem ial nominee to take possession
worm js,i.io.
Who knows what those twenty
SIR, THAT
IS PAY V
DAUGHTER!
'1 Bees
Partson. x
BlDN'T KNOW
Heft Tather!
slimes will be worth ten years
hence? , .. .
Even that is mild, compared with
llA lH-rirtrmance of Individual
if vnu hurt bo tie lit twenty shares
Df General Motors when the stool:
I ,. ., Ai j,.-!..,., ,,
: ex'-Ke Closed during the
) war lor $1000, which Is What OttO
JJ. Kilhn advised his friends to do,
the twenty shares wonltl he worth
today $100,000, to say nothing of
; dividends meanwmte.
i v o.n.i.i h n,.f.ii 00,
, perlallv, how vou sell anything
i,lort in this coinlry
c.ot snmnthine eood In 'America:
: men, ;hat the demon mht be
i pei Huaded to abandon his least.
A n nillnDn nf llm tiiin nn.n fin tl doH
..,.-7 tuC n.
: ciuinBe ae-HB creen miwai-d seat
!.,.'. ',,.,., r-r .r,., 1.. t..
sold .Monday for $575,000. an in-
ci ease of $;,3d,00 in one year. .
1 o have a seat on the stock ex-,
s ,ike navjn(! one o( ,he
Bit.r. J-u'",,
I"'" 'fi"i j in.nit in wit
, money bet, but a stock exchange
seat is bettor. In a market like
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BYSTANDER
By KIRKE L. SIMPSON
WABiil.NU IU.. Wlicn l-resi-
idem Coolldge retires to private life
next March, he will have had six
years of exneriencn In what, has
(tome to be an ancle of life at the
White House that takes up a lot of ;
presidential time. That is the bus-1
i iness of posini; for movie and still i
: cameras. j
j Never before has a president
'been so thoroUKhly pictured to the
world as Cooliriqe. There is a j
film record of him that would make
a history without woi-iIh ol' his ad
ministration. And he has disclosed,
also, a keen Interest, in the stage
business of these appearances,
lie . has ideas of his own as a
movie director on what tho arraniie-
j ment of background, grouping and
actions of principles and thetlike
should be to give tho best results.
Generally speaking, Coolidge has
always been ready to RO through
a scene a second time if necessary
for the pictorial biography 'that
was in the making. : '. -i t
Coolidge Talkie Shy-,
Willi introduction of the "talkies"
to the movie world, however, there
was apparent at once a consider
able more reluctance to pose- on
the president's part, ft is con
ceivable that he felt It out of keep
ing. with his habitual verbal cau
tion to appear suddenly to the
movie-going public as n light char
actcr of the films. Also, it Is con
tare necessary and till this is bore-
; some to the subject of n two-di-I
mension picture.
! Tho difference In the Coolidse at
titude toward silent pictures and
.talkies was sharply emphasized
i when the camera men assembled
at the White House in legions to
picture his farewell to Herbert
-j Hoover just hetore election.
After their conference, the nresi-
dent and his distinguished Sliest
strolled out to face Ilia cameras in
'the lieautiful setting of the south
: from ot tllt, while HRe. . Thev
came down a path and ns thcyr-
neared the clicking battery ol
mnvtu nnniitm, onmn nmi nllcifl n
request that the president get a
little action into the scene. He
turned smilingly to Hoover, then
on his return from Tnlitornia. It
was a nice touch and Mr. Cool
idge's.own idea.
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By Walt Mason.
U i:li OK hooks
So many books we ought to
read, so many volumes most
sublime, if we could spare the
chickenfeed, and if we only had
the time! The bookstore helves
are loaded down with tomes
that would impart much bliss,
by authors of a high renown,
whoso works we can't afford to
miss. One must have time to
?arn his bread, to wade around
in honest sweat, and so some
hooks remain unread, much - to
his sorrow and regret. I read
five tons of hooks a year, 1 sleep
myself In printed lore, but there
are moments when I fear I am
not wiser than before. I'm read
ing volumes when 1 walk. I'm
reading others when I sit: I read
In haste that I may talk with
highbrows of the latest hit. 1
read the high, I read the low,
1 read the greater and tho less
and what I rend six weeks ago
I have forgotten, I confess. Al
though I soak myself In lore,
and pun teh books with breath
less speed my conversation is a
bore I don't digest the stuff I
read-. My grandsire. In his in
glenook. through winter even
ings used to sit; he only had one
lonely book, which was his
treasured Holy Writ. A score
of times he read it through, and
when he reached the final page,
he would begin the task anew,
and did it till he died of age.
His discourse savored of the
book that he had studied thus so
long, and from the page inspired
he took majestic phrases, fine
and strong. He seemed a man
of culture high, a man of knowl
edge wide and deep, though he
was never known to buy a vol
ume from the mtdorn heap.
Methinks it's better far to read
one grand old book and read it
well, than 'tis to rush with fran
tic speed through nil the hooks
the dealers sell.
President "Ad Libs"
Then the talkie crew took over
the job. There was a lot of testing
and calling or directions before
Coolicke and Hoover were told to
h,.,." Thnv vrl.l.,l i,.
well KreellimH and the president
wished the candidate a safe jour
ney to California. But another test
snoweu ineir voices Had oeen too
low pitched to make nn adequate
record. The whole, business was
to 'lo over aKain, and risht there
Coolidse amiability broke down,
He Plainly felt that once was
enough, and it looked as though
i iiere? woum ue no laiKie record ot
the event until a belated and
breathless "still photoKiapher ar
rived. Mr. C'oolidKe promptly de
cided that this lute comer also
should have a chance and then
yielded to t lie retaking of tho talkie
film.
And it was not until that second
talkie: shot was in the making that
the president added to his ex
change with Hoover the wish for
the t'alilornian's "safe return," pre
sumably to occupy the White
House, that Rot so much "play " in
the "newspapers at the time.
'amly Industry Bnsy.
KBW yoltK-(TP) Candy , man
ufacturers report a growing de
mand for fancy boxed candies in
one mb . two-pound containers,
after a 'rather niiiet fall season.
Demand for penny goods is re
ported strong nnd "bar and pail
goods soiling well.
How to Sell Canaries.
"WINSTICD. Conn. () When a
dealer in canary birds received
a ' query by telephone from a
prospective customer, he took
down a cage, held the singing
bird to tho telephone and made a
sale. . " l
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Millions for Aeronautics ;
KKMU'K.VH ijp) Aeronauti- '
;cal improvements planned by the,
Australian government this year (
will cost nearly Jl.ono.nnn. j
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Man in the Moon Needed
Warm Clothes When the
Earth Turned Off Heat
186 Below Zero.
IASA1)KXA, al.. Nov. ;$. iff)
The man in the mon must hac
discarded bis asbestos tuxedo for
red flannels and a fur oyereoat. m
when the earth lurned off its' l
solar hotter at the beginning of
the lunar eclipse last night.
Dr. Kdison l'ettit, mount Wil
son observatory astronomer, jab
bed u figurative thermometer
. under the tongue of the man in
the moon three times u minute
during the two-hour eclipse, tnk-
'ing his temperature JltjO times.
Hefnre mother earth interposed
her form between the sun's ray
and the moon, the tatter's pale
face was perspiring under n tem
perature of about degrees
, fahrenheit, hotter than boiling
' water.' miring the total eclipse,
J Jr. H ttit said, this temperature
dropped about 414 degrees to 180
i degrees below zero -close to the(
i coldness of liquid air.
1 Instead of growing whiter, the
man in the moon's fnco gr?w
iredder as his temperature dropped.
jSltting in n. small darkened con-
, i-rete room in the Snow observa-
j toiy. Dr. l'ettit took the moon'
tempi rature with the aid' of an
.intruato series of mirror which L
! played tag with slender; moon- r
beams.
Other astronomers- at Mount
i Wilson studied the mortification
j of the solar spectrum during the
eclipse. Alfred H. Joy. using the
j lOH-inch instrument, the largest
i reflecting telescope in the world,
j was ncar.'r the moon for all prac
I tical purposes than any other hu
S man being.
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women havo been comforted by this
universal sweetener more mothers
should invoke its aid for their chil
dren. It is a pleasant thing to take,
yet neutralizes more acid than the
harsher thir-gs too often employed
for the purpose. No household should,
be without it.
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its predecessor Charles H. Phillips
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