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PIGE POUR
rEDFOTlt) MATT, TgrnUXE, fEDFOTtD, OTiEflOy. SATTS PAY. NOVEMBEr? 24. 1928.
MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE
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BOHKHT W. BI1HI., KdlUr
t. BUM ITER SMITH, Hun
AO Independent Newepeper
Botered u eawond dee. tnittT at Med.
lord, Orevon. tuuler ' Mrco , H7t.
SUBSCRIII'lOH BATHS
1 Hill In Adalice1
Dully, with Sunder, jw
ball, with bunriar, month.,.,
: Dally, without Huuda, rrar
UellT. wltliout Hiuidaj, niontL
i Weekly Mall Tribune, one year. .
.17.60
. .76
. (.60
. .05
1.00
1.00
hoodir, one jreer
BrSrrter. in Ad.MCIn MedloM. Aroj.
Jeuul.ld'in.
Men-, witb Hutidejr. moliiu 9 TS
IMUj, without Sunder, month 6
Dullr. wilbout Sundae, one rer... "
' otlly, with BumUr. one yu .QQ
wmm. m .
HKMBF.R OF THE TKU rHEOO
Heccirlnc Full Lued Wirt fierrlM
Oolr paiwr In dtj or count racilrlnt
WrVl bjr tU'lrgnph.
titled to Uie use for pubHoatioo of aU
kwi dltpatche crr-dlted to H or othirwlM
ercditod lo tfaii ptpr, n4 1m to Um locsJ
Dtwa publlikLtHJ berttn.
All riftiU for republication of peoUl dio-
pttcliM betcin ar siao rcctrrcd.
Official pap-rr of the City of at M ford
Official ppr of Jackaoo Couiitr.
Hwora daily avaras eirarJatioo for glz
aoDltia atviiiig April 1, ltt'itf, 4631.
AdTrrtinlnir Repreiojititlrea
U. 0. KOOKNHKN k OOMl'AiSr
Offlcao In New York, (Jhirago, Detroit,
Ian Franciacoi Loo Angtlaa. Scattta, Port
land.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Porrj
Colils continue tu iiieciomlimte,' I
In our respective Individual and
culleetlve inldHtH. and even KtllK
(icui-KO of ICnfrlnnd is OlUH afflict
ed, hut he liua Hfim'thinK to flglit
.with hodden pule pills.- The
rcMonunt Hneeze reveliieratPH In the
hlz dlHtrict. Koine are endeavor
lug to "wear out their colds." A
void Kt'nt-'i'aliy hut tho durability
of n plK's nose. Olhei-H are unl
litntly "HlarvhiK their cold," and
lioconilnir famlHlied themselves. - A
few are HllivlilK to "freeze out
their cold," tlirutiKh Ihn inedluni
of a cold water hath. Followers of
the wear, nlurve, and freeze theor
ies poHHCtM n deep abhorrence and
lliluieranee of drugstores, and their
produclH. Tho way lo rout a cold
in to bailie it flereuly. Collin fill
it eoiiiiiiuulty Mitli hat-Hones and
1 busHOH, and nothluu; to slnfr about.
A niovu Ik now ufool to "shorten
the caiiipitlKiis." I'lils 1h ii step
in tho riirht direction and, as
olvillzation proirrcHHeK, there may
eventually ho none at all.
ltep. Hill llriKKS of Ashland was
up yesterday Inspecting his con
Klituents. All but the cximiuely fushlnu
tihle mules Imve put on their hutu,
uwiuif to Iho ulpplneHH.
. Jim Htownrt has puL hoiiio lit his
.tecs in tho C'opco window, und all
ire busy tryiiiK lo act out iff their
tell unil HtliiK a Copco worker.
Kith it pencil bite uf his ear. t loud
luck he with thein! is tho uencrnl
hope.
All the southern Orcjron folks
who .went iipslato have ruturned,
hud met no bunco artists In Port
land, for u wonder.
Krult cake is beinir prepared for
oonsuinptlon tho coiiiIiik Thursday,
and it Is a lUKKcd product of tho
kitchen that Is it worthy foo of
false teeth.
Thu nodal whirl Is now cuuter
lim around fireplaces. Tho au
thorities have been advised that
several social lion liavo roiirot
tlicuiNiilven, and packed In Hie
wood for the mother of tho alii.
It Is' tho consensus of opinion
anionir l'apas, that wood Is cheap
er t Ii it ii itiisollne, and more depre.
clnllon on an auto than it wood
shed. Word comes from Ihe Antarctic,
that Meisrs. Ilrd and Wllklns, and
their hired men have started fly
ing over the frozen wastes. In the
past, the Volar explorers have por- J
..'..-.. men- neHl WOI'K 111 AUgllsl,
iicn ii was impossible to shiver
In sympathy with them. Now
anybody inierested. can wander
Into the ehlnwhaekcry of the Hates
Hoys, sliut his eyes, and flit on the
wings of lniiiglmnli.il to tho Krlgi
dalro of tho world. , Thore Is no
danger of coming out with a shave
and both foot frozen, but luok out
for chilblains.
I. HBIKLATU It K WILL HP.
ANKI'JD TO Cl.OHH (IAP (lldllne
Pendleton I'.asl Oreuonian.) It's i.
jjood Idea, but what's tho use?
THK Tltl TH IN I'At Kl l.
(Colby Tribune)
Tho average duck hunter Is a
liar, lie will crawl out of bed at
4 a. m., rldo many miles in the
fti 1.1 morning air for the privilege
of crawling on his belly through a
muddy field to get a pot shot ul
some Innocent Utile ducks, which,
If ho guts them, und cooks them,
do not grade, up with a second
class beefsteak for.enllng qualities.
Hut ho will come buck to tow n,
nnd spread himself all over the
place briiKKlliK about what a good
timo he had when, as a matter of
fuel, he ueluiilly wished ninny
times Hint he was back In his
warm bed. and faced only the
prospect of rating n hearty brink,
fast of bacon and eires.
Nr.V.rlll.,l.aa l.n ..-III .... r.. '
years, telling a vast quantity of
lies about tho sport of duck hunt
Ing. Thero seems to be no euro.
Anari CH....Mn InliiHrf
1'ALO ALTO. fill,. Nov. 2 4. (1
Dojjld Htnrr Jordan, chancellor
cn.uri.us 01 manioru unirersltv,
cut his head slightly n a full at
Ms hnine. Jordan sulci the Injury
was not serious, but the accident
caused soino worry on the rumpus
localise or I)r. Jordan's extreme
Itu, 77 years. , "
The kiwi, one of Ihn national)
emblems of New Zealand. Is
tratuto bird without wiugs or tail.
Its hairy coat, which is nelthor
feathers nor fur. is used by lliiyiu
Jive wuinon for iidm-ninonl,
TWO LATIN
PKKNIDKXT-KIKCT IIOOVKU mi liis iriciulslii visit to ,
South America will find tluit tin I'nilctl Status must solve
t ho. problems to reclaim the friendship (if tlu: Ltttin iiiitious.
Tlii-y arc: " . O '
L':.... I.' I
. .1.-.1 i,,,,.,., ,,
Italy mitl Kiig-laml, which lias fostered n tlistniKt of the I'liitt'il
States in Smith America in order to win lhc I.iitiii-Aicricnii
trade.
Sccuiid-
Tin: Latin suspicion
lit i .... ,t... I-.. ..i i.... i...:.... ..
i ''"S' tl ."' "let- ' "V-
eiiniint accept lis frankness
! nut ifi'iiu I iirnl.teiiw
1111 1 IOIIII1 pi (101 1 Ills.
X ' 'IM.;., !u ii... nit .nil !...i u II lu
i ' ",f
.Atiii'i-wiiii 1(;vh'u iy Mi: j. it.
Kit of Conit'll ruiversity, 110111! I.v rcturiicd from a yeiu-'s First
lunwl ulmlv ftt' tin- Kiiiii licrn innt ini'iit iind iIh ihm)Ii1c.
Tim juost ji'ssiiiiiti(; iV.irn of
UH JUKI Illilt'ii L'liuourujifiiifiiL 1
nil nations," says Dr. IScnmi'd.
. .
i ii .1 -
t'livy 01 mir (zruwiu nnu hhit j uniivcr, mu 1 iiuiiwu mui-ii
niort of it has been hkillfiills fostered by the Kuroneii.is."
Siinin imtiirnllv linlils Stilllli
' l
piitliy tlii'tniifli 1 lie blood-tie, lie
present lieavy flow into tile southern eontinenl, anil Kiiiiland,
with it heavy investment in enmineree mid industry, are taking
advantage of every opportunity to streiiutheu their own trade
relations by discredit iii the I'nited Slates in sublle ways, he
says.
"The recent appeal nf Mussolini for tlie South Americans
to look to the Latin nations of Kurope as their natural pro
tectors is an excellent illustration of how little pleasure he and
liis people, take in the Jlouroe doctrine," says the North Aineri-
can KevicW article.
().. f .... irrcitcst nossilile dii)loniatic assets in Latin
America would be to explain carefully to the world every po
litical step we take in intrii-Aiiiericau affairs. The Latins sim
ply do not understand .silence, it disconcerts lliein and arouses
their .suspicions.
" If our government feels that its policies in Central America
and elsewhere are Justified by necessity, it would be well to
state its reasons meticulously. The Latins are fundamentally
n very frank people. If we speak out frankly about our mo
tives and if the speech has the ring of truth, I believe there is
little to fear.
AV hat's the use
A .....Ih,..'
of you; a wile bosses yon ; a (laughter works you
Speakers of suckers mid wise fjuys, you'll notice New York
is the only place where a nij-'ht club can survive l'J months.
Kour iijies of man: The Kinmie-uic ; the yes-sir aire; the
l'eteh-it-here line, and Ihe what's-the-world-coiiiiiiK-to afrc.
Correct this sentence: "My sister boiij-'lit a pair of shoos
just like mine," said the uirV'Init it didn't bother me a bit."
. Nobody but a scientist can look at a fraiiiiieiil of a inaiii
oth's thiidi bone and tell in what ne it was part of a mail's jaw.
So the earth is slowing down? S'et it may be just the con
servatism of middle age, followed by a new show of pep as it
gets older. ,
Correct this sentence: "When I try lo work one of the
kid's problems and fail," said lie, "1 don't stay mad at the
family all evening.
Nobody knows What has become of the old-fashioned junk
dealer, but kinsfolk lTill find him when thu time comes to buy
Christinas presents.
fYMON WRECKS 'CAPTAIN WlLKINS"
JAPANESE VESSEL I
MANILA. Nov. S4.-W. The Jap- ! M''W OKIv' Nuv' ,-4'!'P"'!"-anese
ateamer Kaku Maru was ' niessicws HOnl from the Ant-
driven aground Friday on the island - urc,'c .L?1p,u,"114,,r,"."",lll ,X ""
of M lo by a typhoon whirl. ls;"?,W,U tu" 0,f 1,10 tirl rPlallc
sweeping the ceniral part uf the tl'K',t v,,r """lo ovor th",1 "!'
;:HUu7sr un b " -ix:n- ,",o, "
r.ii,... i .' ... .1 "len '""'I" "rut Antarctic fllKht
t her damage lo the ship was : t , lu,Km.(,8. wkla." h
unknown as the typhoon made . ... ,..,., ,,.I1U ,.0i,..i lf..
1'i.lllliilltliKHl l.w. il I f f I n ii I I 1M...
panned the inlands of Sainar and t lty a new process mum than II,
.Musliato and is heading toward ; 000 cubic luet or K Can bo pro
Mlndnro. i dncetl from a ton of straw.
MUTT AND JEFF
0F,THe MKT TlrAG THG GRAF
zepptuNcoMes ovcte hers uua'Rf
oM rtel?. UortGN we Hop off Trte
Bl5 SAOSAGG M 6CRNANV iwe'LL
T SAVWIE G.HTSvto Te f , ' , rr ' . .N'VV H,.
SAV "WIE 6tHT5 Tt
3J jmn .w,4nw
PROBLEMS
: I I.. ...... . . 9 ' .
'M ui ...... ... ...... ninini,
ul' nil unr diplomatic moves,
...ii,...:. 1 ..... .:...!. 1.. 1..
tniiwiin.; iiuu i-.m ,c.,,.-,
our taciturn a)iriiach to inter-
iiii.li. rixl in Hi it i-ttii'i'imf Vni'l li
' " j
itci'iutru, (IIHVIIIHIIISIICU SOl'IUlO.
llu; South AmericiuiH ri'iinlhiK
rum juiruji-nii jm om;iuiuiMis 01
'Somk of their .j.'iilonsy mik
. , . . .. .
: 1.... 1 1...1: 1.
Amerieiili interest mill svin.
- -
points out: I5nt Italy, with its I
ut.iililru Villi, li IMI'I ltilll.ew II Piw.l
TELLS OF FLIGHT
. 'x .-v.niM u,
the Wright Aeronautical corpora-
Prospective Passengers
not
Trie
f CAKes- 'FeiM fghlcm wmcH is CAke "vrns -i. J l -Ai?r' lS I CAKES' J
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM
KifriitHl letter) lrteihinie lu l-reuiiiil In
treat liH-lil. -will Im.' aiikucreil i,y r. llraJ if
l.i llt-ri. .liojt.l Im' brief alul uritu-n In ink.
I ipiteil. biilV a
an Is aiiKwi-ul iii-n-.
. niim1im. ..Mn. llr. Willi....
A reuder who commends some -
thin I bail tu tuiy recently uIju iC-
the ubiihc of Hoap uckh that
wrfto u , HUL'cfal ,
urticlc on mouii
fur ufflfi iieuph
J(u kllUH'H . uf it
Wall Htrct 'office
that xuiMll-'H , 1JU
huuji for the -1 11 -jtloyoH.
and often
they nra dirty m,
look at and tn
work with. TM
cui ri'MiJOiuU'iit bt'
Hv it uilwht iv of real liem-fu
Hlt t.at two
hathH a week
' neeewiry for office workem. in
I return fur thia service the cor-
; rCispn0iMit offera mo a t?uKKeHtlon
! for luiiisevity. He has discovered
. .........
'. .... ,. . .. ' . '
. i.i..iKi-n .. in iiii.'iie nuruN,
It Ik tho clcaliHlnK of the
alimentary canal and lazy co
lon of fhe human body by a
(proprietary brand of liquid
petrolatum, paraffin or min
eral oil). I nut UKlnc. (the
particular brand mentioned).
After the cleanHinK of tho en
tire system of. the human
body, may 1 RtiKKeftt beef
soup, lamb stew, fresh vckc
tahlcK, ripe fruit and milk.
Aside from the essentinl by
Kienic importance of an ndeiiuulo
supply of Houp, runninjr water and
towels wherever people work or.
eat I cannot conceive how any . , a
bu.lnesK firm can afford to tolo-, ! , H vcn clly ,)ut j:
rate dirty employes. n ,f physicinna by street
llcfore can put ...ch en-,". ,f we mU!it
thusiasm into the advocacy of " Hh h lcllins WC'll
inore soap am watol- In ordinary, . off th(J ,lBt a K1.0.lt
buslnosK cstabliKhments I should, lh(J m.ofci.:
like to have some evidence thnt ' '
the 'public demands more '''".','," 11js WllK T,,eir Kwnil SoiikJ
and water in places whore food "" ", ..," i bought a
IS ntinilleu, sei veu or eaten, n""
tably hot dog stands, ice cream
Joints, soft drink shops, soda foun
tains, quick lunch counters and
regular restaurants. It seems to
mo i hut our public henlth depart
monts are too liberal In the grant
ing ot ncem.es to many hoc. ,
'.. .....H.,4. u.,,..n,... for
lllg Ol OIIIIKIIIK ..,.,.
. ... ... 1....,.
patrons to wash tlelr hands.
The
corresponaeni s .onge,,.,
,m - ,l,
sounds so much lllfe the circular..:"
that come with thu innumerable
trade brand of mineral inl
and old Doctor Kldd in. his balm
1.1 ..... I...I.1 n ,.!...(llr
.em .n.r. . u.it ii ..... ....... .
to these mineral oil vendors In.
exiptlonal r(asen where thcrol
huppins to be an organic obnor
nmlity that retards normal : peris
talsis (wiiviiike propulsive move
menlHj liquid petrulalum limy he
preferable to ordinary physics, .Iho
I believe ordinary soft petrolatum
(otherwise known as petroleum
Jelly), either tho yellow or while
sort is even better thun the liquid
article. If one can overcome Ihe
repugnance to swallowing it. The
clear or "white" article Is taste
less, and I believe a teaspoonful
of It is as effective as a lubri
cant for the intestine as three
times as much of the liquid form.
1 Wo should nui . fall Into error
by thinking that the frcquunl or
habitual use of any such remedial
agent or any form .of enema,
"cleanses" the system. That is
scientifically absurd, and besides
It leads lo a great ileal of un
wholesome Introsecptlon, along
the line ot that hypothetical state
which the near doctors and the
sharp shooting quacks so glibly
define us "autointoxication."
Once more U Is quite necessary
and only lair to mention that, so
fur us our scientific knowledge
goes, no poisoning ot the system
ever occurs from any poison that
Is iiroiluccd 111 tlie intestine, snvo
in certain desperato cases of In
testinal obstruction. Therefore, it
you are not already hopelessly
in the tolls of these autointoxica
tion artists, 1 warn you. look out
before villi start looking ill. if
you're already looking in
novorlt'
mind, there's nothing a mere
health advisor can do for you
anyway. Keep right on paying
tribute to tho slick people who
so pallently educate you on "auto
intoxication." QI KSTIONS AM ANSWrKUK
luloreMJiig If True.
Allow mo to say that your col
umn Is one of the few newspaper
features that our family reads
dally. Tho only criticism wo have
to make Is that you seem to think
wr "I'dlnary laymen should n
score or more or respiratory ni-
reetions ami so nave no occasion
lo use the blanket designation
"cold" for any such Illness or
for the Graf Zeppelin
'VrMHeAr caKCsV ujeT
I GCRiMAN FoR 'FiNG r-" L J Vtl UtlHO. ( v-!J
CCDn.Akl Cnt? ' CT 1 ea c r '
: triv. .r- r . z . . v.
BEADY, M. D.
alii' ati '. ti)ki-lii. But tu ,lieae di.lpiu.ie or
a hlaniK-., M-lf-a-lilt. m-J rierluu,.. Ik .h.Jum.1,
Iliit,jr In tiie lam." iiuuiImt uf lellrra r.-
N" ri (.1. i an Ite maili- In .i.ru- nut .-oulum.-
Iliad., ill .-.re ul tiu iifw.uj.kt.
- disposition, if we were skilled
u'li tu tell omu from thu other
liiimht alo know the pro tier
remedy for each, and hu not re
iUli Hie tMM'Vlcerj of a doctor o
often. K. H.
AtiMwer That would In a dandv
argument fur the uld timer, if ti
were true. One reaun why I pru
liuised the term "cri" (coined from
thu initial k tiers uf common res
piratory infection) wuh to pro
vide luynifii with an hunoHt, wim
ide name for nueh lndiH)oHitlon
or UlnoxH, pending the mukiiiK uf
'"""IJJJj".. cMyVt'lllnit" tlmt
doeH nut extenuate your guilt.
When yuu call It 'crl" jnunouiued
e franklv udmit you do
n ' .;,. 1. i- u
1101 Kiiwn jum " j."--
I.ut anyway it 1h probably coiiimu-
nlcable and puuplc lutd better ke.,.
out of your lunue. Tlinfa wlu.t
call the aolden rule uf sanitation,
but the old foKlcs still insist on
so many reservations that In uc
tuiil practice nobody, except tho
other fellow, is morally bound to
take reasonable precaution uKalnst
KprendlnK reKpirutoi-y infection.
illliia!.'i)'aiiH llnrrt'fl.
I would appreciate the numu
of a doctor who Ik both a it""'!
physician and nurKcon and who
lives in the vicinity of thin and
that street and who Ih a Christian
. . llrs. K. U. B. - '
Answer I cannot Klve informa-'
.ition about a . doctor's fees, politic.1
vlti oondllion o'C
folding lied from a furniture stole
Soon afterward 1 found my- house
infested with bedbugs. 1 took nnj
,.ii .... filled witli casoltnc audi
siiiili'teil casollnc freely in ull cor-1
ners. cracks and openings "Jj"1'1
Hie wans ami iu mo
. . lh vmtSt
Uf COU1-SC,
anyone using gasoline;
. nn.-, ...uo. ..- ,.n u.iu ui ti. ell unt.eDi OAOluieiSi
..,,. st,.,kin matches or hitv.;.ri vub.o hi .,ni.ll li,,.,
iniiui nun .ireeiiiiii.il.
. . ,
Inir an open flame
...l.ti .1 1,. lu full nf Ihl,l1l'-.r .... r.. l ..
" ' " ... ,.
Answer Thank you. That just
"I.tbout spells the doom of tho
bug movement. Tney re turn mm -i
.. .......
j., , ,m ,.. olllo Co.)
4
IT you can't lie neutral you k In
nt leaist pretend t hnvo lariigltlbT
Titer's enough vtcls in this coun
try t' fieri three presidents, but
titer's no imrty vesourfcful enough
huddle Vni.
Brisbane'sToday
(Continued From Page One)
keeping 50.000 men awake all
night, reminds us how much we
owe to tho generally law-abiding
character of human beings, nnd es
pecially to the instinct of self-
preservation, la rKply responsible
for mens obedinee to law.
two hundred years ago the fa
mous 1 upturn cook wan norn.
Tho average' man who likes
ln-'htiy;H that exist now. Is interested
on Her Next Trip
r lAvoo ?sAt viJiLL vou -ur TT... Zeir . I r. T f via ii c K-r-
Rippling
Rhymes
Uf Wult Mohoo.
OtIMKS A.U .M(ILLS
The "NewKUte Calendar' Ih
1M-lnted in modern Htyle, with
coveiH tinted and. many queer
and quaint cnyi avinjiM. and Htor
1h of condemned men's ravlnH.
'Twiih written by two Kieat at
turneya who ImtK uku wuund up
their journeyH. and multitudcH
have read their ntdry uf UcedN
inhuman, fierce and ory, of
doomed men drearily harantfu
ing( of uld Juck Ketch who did
the hi.MKlJ.K- ThlH book goes
driftinK down the aKCH, and
people Htill peruse itu pagen tu
learn uf Idea timo conditions,
of priHon chaplains and their
mlrudonH. The authoiH never
tired cxplainijie that only where
the lUftw is reipniiiB o'er peo
ple'M lives can they be happy
and find existence bright and
nnappy. They tell a tule of
blood and uron, then for a time
out-preach the pai-Hon expound
ing truths that make the reader
become from crime a swift ece
dtr; they nrgue that no man is
ever, the gainer by his fierce
endeavor to knock the sacred
Law to pieces; full soon his
weeping aunts and nieces will
see him carried to the scaffold,
where all his stratagems are
baffled. The brave old book, In
new edition, suggesting crowner
and mortician, comes from tho
press and people grab. lt they
all have formed tin, crlnio
hound habit. And people who
have never read it aVe prune to
give it little credit; they call it
morbid and degrading but still
its vogue is never fudlng. And
that's because it's always dwel
ling upon crime's failure., al
ways telling that retribution
gets the sinner, that virtue. Is
the 6uly winner. And since such
moral it is tracing, how can
you say ft is debasing? .
. ,.. . ,.,, ir..0 i i.
1 Captain Cook to the qeen of Tonga
m years ago. Is still alive.
The British admire Captain Cook
, n.. n. , . ;
,, ,., .,
. '" "'",''" " . " i
rtous, with their great empire;.
bed-.north of us, have reasons to be.
grateful to Cook for that piloting.:
' In an ants' nest, when the queen
;dies or is about to die. there is
great ORitation. Ants mourn, crowd
! about the body oE the queen, oft on
j two or three hundred times bijgger
tliHtii the small worker Taiu. Jut
soon another queen starts layint?
c.'gs", and the old q""su is forgot
ten. And so it is among huiuun be
ings. i
Kimr r:nrU t.u r. 1-1.1.1 I1.w,t,.rv
givo out formal bulletins which
I frighten England. They know that
(wouldn't bo done for an "ordinary"
cold. There is great agitation, as
great as in the ant nest.
If tUp worst should happen,
wMch kind providence forbid, thu
Prince of Wales would take .his
father's place, and the llritish em
pire would go ontno same as over.,
...,. r
'Kin-;? George, however, repre
seals in ine ofiumii umpire mure
than the average king. He has
been absolutely devoted to the Brit
ish people, and to his duties.
His death would be a reul loss.
Tlie death of George II. Jonos,
chairman 'of tlie Standard Oil Com
pany of New Jersey, reminds you
of two things.
American business men work
themselves to death.
This is tho country of opportu
nity. Mr. Jones had everything any
man could want, and more. Hut he j
iiKcd worK ami Kept at n, in spue
of illness and doctors' warnings.
YouiiR gentlemen who think the
world doesn't appreciate thorn may
learn something from the experi
ence of George H. Jones; when he
was a boy working in a chair fac
tory at Cnrtha-:!e, Now York.
He reported for duty at 6 in the
morning, and was all through nt G
o'clock in tho evening. For twelve
hours' work ho got 35 cents.
Ho worked as hard as ho know
how then for 3 cents nn hour, and
as hard as he knew how, later, lor
o i tnouRantis or dollars an notir. i nat i .mi.Mior, .men., ,ov. 14. . ik ft II
lis whv he eltrncd tho thousands of j Two school children and a man j I 13 Wlln Datll 8t0
j dollars. i were killed anrt a third pupil was 1 Zthaehnult.t. U4.I
I j probably fatally Injured this morn-! 2Ulfat)KlOUrAUKlJ;lMU
; SCAPPOOUK Planting .J20.- inr- when their automobile was i C1'
thousands of dollars an hour. That
! siAi'i'tiwr. i-u.ntn.g x.f-.-
j 000 nursery stock In this section
! planned. ? - ; :
Quill Points
A ntraiiKor in Ciiicaso Is one
who thinks that was a blow-ou'.
When money talks, it too fre
quently say: "(lood-bye. nucker."
- We are an idealistic people und
will make- any sacrifice for a cause
thut won't hurt business.
If Nature Is so t'rund, why
k, . , - u,.
oiun I sue urruiiKe u .umn
food
.d would quit taHllllK good WilCil
the tummy Is loaded?
Among the disappointments of
a European trip is the discovery ,.,. i ihe lSepuuncan 1...
that real liquor taKtes much like, mil committee, today announced
the bootleg Muff. :'.ier retirement forever from poll-
S u,.K.
C)
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Mill, tho man vlm thbiks
ho never makes inbuikcs
UHiuilly thhikN lie mudu oiks
vheu liu hckt'letl a wife.
All
ih'rJ.T leefin
Sallle IK a social loader In l-o-
dunk renter because her dad Is
i the state legislature.
Awful thought. Pianos flying
far Inland during tho next war
can drop cooties on non-combatants.
It would be nico to have the
tariff studied by a commission
.(untitled to he neutral about it.
if Mara would lend us one..
rVmericanlHm: Howling for free-1
Idom; joining a book club to dodge i
the responsibility of selecting your
own reading.
I , . ; , ,
' V , , ' 'move to offer the presidency of tho
willing to do a"" "to work in re" American Petroleum Institute to
turn for a llltlo Imaginary honor. , presi(lont CoolidBe at the Instl
If a stowaway is a profitless I tnte s annual meeting in Chicago.
.i,a i,ic ,.i',-,i December has been started by
old earth is . giving millions of
Ithem a ride
I '
It'u wastn effort when lads
119 turn criminal to. tret a thrill
i There isn't any greater thrill than
! belntf Jl).
.
- II' lie uses Lis napkin lo
wiie out his plate at a restau
rant, people. iHigan to call l.lm
H bachelor six yc.irs ago.
If ten men are equally smart.
jand .one is so astonished by his
own smartness as to think the
others should notice it too, he M
u young intclluetual.
Some 'reformers remind us of
the tact 'thut Americans began to
scorn land-grubbing after taking
ull they needed from thu Indiund. :
Did Job remarked sarcastically
to his friends that no doubt wis
dom would tlie 'with them, so tho
wise cruck isn't new.
. Note for school boys of the dis
tant future: They are different
countries; ono is shaped like a
bootleg and the other merely
functions like onu.
' Correct this sentence: "Ono of
Her fellows is very rich and the
other very poor," said tho mother,;
"but I don't try to Influence her." ;
Franz Schubert
One. hundred years ago No
vember l.t, INUS, to be exaet--tho
composer Franis Hchubert's brief
but brilliant career came to an
end. This year during Hchubert
AVeek, November 18 to 'J5, th
contenary of his death will be
commemorated by the music world
and cultural organizations gener
ally. It is a curious thing that Schu
bert, a small, taciturn man who
led for the must part nn inner
meditative life, should have been
Included in a remarkable circle
of Viennese painters, poets and
musicians. Hy the psychoanaly
tical rules of James Opponheim
in "Uuhind Your Front," Schu
bert was jin introvert, and- intro
verts are not, by nature, good
mixers. Schubert, however, had !
the magnetic charm of a singular
i personality
Cro.,ing F.talitie.
MONUOl
Mich., Nov. 2 4. (P)
Ing when their automobile was
1 struck at a street crossing here
I by an Interurban car.
RATHER BE COOK
1 WOMAN RETIRES
DKTIIOIT. Nov.
II... i-Ksertitin tout
24. W) WitlO
'Til rather bu
,.,,,.1. thnii a
- onsliieieu u h" ,. y..s
Koou u in " .. i'
.lames N. Downey. Uelion ,.u. .......
leader .nd for six years a incln-
"I'm completely uisiiiusio-v-"
jifter all these years," Mrs. lJov.ly
snlil. "Never again will 1 hiwo
anything to do with unyinnm I"'-;
litlcal except Just to cast my vote.
"Women in politics hero ar
not interested in ine cunuio....-
... ..... ... "Thee
tne party, soe . .........
oppose each other because they
,10 not like each other's clothes,
or hUKbundij, or friends. Tliev
know nothlnb' of politics cither.
ir tinunev has reareu i"u.
8how ,,,, Jubi
( (.m)k Ti.nnks-
! H,,0 sulu.
OF
XBW YOKK. Nov. '1 A lP 1j
.J.Ncw York llerahlTiibtine says .1
lofticinlB pow-erfnl J in the industry.
The New York Tlmes qu"t"8 U '
R. Ilovd. Jr.. assistant Eenenil Bec-
oilreturv of the institute, as saying:
I "The Names of President Conl-
Hlge, General Pershing. Vlce-Presi-
I dent IJawes and uwen u. youo-;
have been suggested In this con
I nection, but nothing has been dono
'about It and, so far as I know, tile
j institute has not given the matter
' any consideration."
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l'i-hcrmen Safe.
WIX.NMI'IXI, Nov, IM. (Car
ried six miles into Lake ilttnitob.i
on an ice floe, six fishermen were
safe at the isolated village of lllnff
Creek today. The men were swept
out on the lake last Tuesday when
a strong wind broke up the ice on
which they were setting their nets
a mile offshore.
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HIM ,
Y nt . I la i nes, S'a n Ant o vifw
Texas, had the "flu" followed
by pneumonia, which left him
weak, with a persistent cough.
"That cough hung on. My drug
gist recommended Foley's Honey
and Tar Compoumlr'lvhieh l took.
I have completely recovered, do
not cough at all, and consider
Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound has been worth S;"O.0U a
bottle to me." Try it. For sale
by Jarmln & Woods Drug Store.
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