Medford mail tribune., November 13, 1928, Page 4, Image 4

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M. V. ktOOENSKN COMI'ANT
OfflMM In New York, CbictM, Detroit,
tan Franc laco, Loa Aogelea, Beattia, Fort
land.
Ye Smudge Pot
Bj Arthur Perry
Theso aiti ,.tlie Itiiul of , inornn
tliut caUHe ufl untU-r-drHSfd fe
male to put one foot lu front of
the oilior, like !ie waa koIiik some
tnco. . .it
. Cittzenn nre departlns In largo
OunntltlcH for wlckod but proHper
ouh Cnllfornlu.
In nn unexpected burnt of presi
dential Kuinption Kunday evening,
Mr. CoolldKe BUKRested "Willi
UHperlly," tlml Kurope pay her war
debta. lie also favored a more
rttahle nntlonnt defense, than the
old one. "of a million farmern
dropping their pitchforks, between
Kun-up and sundown."
A IIIM.VM.Y KI'KICIKXT DOO
. (Time Mng.)
In Chicago, burglars entered
the home of William r'ricke. '
Mrs. William Frlcke'H police
dug slept while they stole
I $1000 worth of property.
1 When the police eamo In re-
spouse to the culls of Mrs.
Wllltum Kiicke, her police dog .
rushed at them and bit litem .
severely.
Copeo can '(iult whenever the
notion appeals, us a Kurd with one
headlight can furnlHh moro than
enough light. . ,,. 1 ..
The pious and the patrhitlc, 'uie
being urged to pny their hack
dues, and have another spell of
tramp lecturers, and free-for-ull
hating.
Tho few who havo not secured
their IK JO auto licenses lire urged
to do ho at once, and not cut down
the average.
Another Armistice Day, revoal
Ing tliut ninths do not eat 2nd loot
uniforms. -
Word has linen recelvod . from
John 'Columbus) Johnson, and
Hcotl (Magellan) Iiavls, saying
that tho J'aclflc Ocean la mad at
them.
It Is now alleged that Almce
Heniplo .Mcl'herson, evangelist,
turned the collections over to the
district attorney, to grease the
ways of tho luw. Many cheered at
Aimers denunciation of the wick
ednesu of l'arls. Almee Is much
better reading than lllsn Ruth
Klder.
The howl has been removed
from the radio, and taken up
(luarters In the Kast Hide dog
population.
C. Wig Aslipole is back from the
stock show, rejoicing like a fur
mer Is supposed to over a nod
soaking ruin.
The Herb A I ford boy Is coming
along fine, and It la sad to think
lie may turn out to be a saxophone
player.
IOWA
Iowa Is a woman In her
middle years
with hands wadded
Up In her Apron,
Her eyes ure dry and
tcurlcsa
Because of too many poor
crops anil too many
dead babiea.
Cynicism la not In her
make-up
Only hard understanding: ,
Her mouth Is tender because
ot sunsets.
At her feet la daisy chain
Khe touches It gently with the
toe of her broken shoe,
Hememberlng when she wore
It. In her hair.
(New York World.)
A wood man called at u idur-ili.
lng shop this morning, and did not
have, to go back after anything.
"
Sea Picture At
The State Theatre
Cfuns, mntticr-love, and battles
An tho high seas, are some of the
Ingredients which went Into the
preparation of "llellshlp ltronson,"
now at the Htato theatre.
It's a thrilling story about Cnpt.
Ira ilronson, a grim devil of the
high seas, and his not-lcsa-dcvllish
Kon and mate, Tim, and how Tim's
mother stows away aboard the
"Jtluck Heron," und finds that Tim
has abducted R girl, Mary Youn
ger. This combination of circum
stances furnishes the two stars,
Muah lleery and Mrs, Wullace Held
with the beat parts of their careers.
linker Machinery shed under
construction hero to house county
equipment.
ANOTHER WIRELESS TRIUMPH.
ANOTHER p-rent victory of Man-over Nuttire, has been
registered by t lie Kndio, in the rescue of the passengers
mid crew of the sinking ocean liner ''Vestris."
fi nit: in i.iiuru in tut;
have been (mother unsolved tragedy of the sea. No one would
have .known the' details of the
rafls would have tossed upon the stormy sea, U00 miles from
shore, until, over 1)00 men and women had met a watery grave.
Hut thanks to the radio operator, who stuck to his post,
until the Inst passenger had been
boat, a fleet of resetic ships were steaming full speed for the
scene of the disaster, five minutes after the first ,S. O. .S. was
received.
And while there has probably been some loss of life, it
is known that over IKK) lives have
The radio has changed the
society, and increased the pleasure of life a million fold. But
its greatest contribution lies in
disasters and saving the lives of
BEWARE OF 0VERC0NFIDENCE
FOOTBALL this year is as uncertain as horse racing, pre
dictions concerning the future' are as unreliable us weather
reports.
Notre Bamc started out with two crushing defeats. West
Point started by knocking over everything including the Yal
champion aggregation. Then West l'oinl met Notre Dame, and
were .not only checked but beaten.
The Xuvy was regarded as hopeless after one tic and two
defeats, then turned on Pennsylvania, with her all-Auiericnti
aspirant Captain Scull and registered a decisive victory. Mich
igan didn't win a game for nearly a month, then proceeded
to lay out Illinois, with an unbroken record of victories, and
the unanimous choice of Eastern experts, for the conference
title.
'
The list of sensational "upsets" might be continued in
definitely. Medl'ord has one of
in her championship history. She
Next Monday she will meet The
of the year; and local football
There should be a well organized effort however, the next
few days, to fight against the great ally of defeat, "overcon
f identic." It should not he forgotten, that to win, Prink Cal
lison's warriors will not only have to play their best game of
the year, but they will have to overcome the upset jinx, which
thus far has been the 'only consistent fcatiu'c of the 1028 foot
ball season. ' ' v '
WILL THE SOLID SOUTH' 00 ''REPUBLICAN" AGAIN?
WHEN greeted in fleorgia as the "next" President, of the
Pnited States, Franklin D. Hoosevelt, governor-elect of
New York registered nn emphatic:
"No! I want to step on that talk with both feet!" ,
, .Most assuredly,- Mr. llooscvclt docs look like the logical
Detrloeratie candidate for 10.'I2 a sort of lliirvard edition ol
Al Smith, without the Catholic or Tammany burdens to carry,
but a great deal can and undoubtedly will happen in the next
four years, and the most effective way to eliminate. Mr. Itoosc
velt would be to agitate his candidacy at this time.
For the nienthers of the Democratic party lo talk of their
next President, less than a week after an overwhelming de
lent, is surprising and unprecedented. But under the peculiar
circitmstunccs surrounding the defeat it is understandable. .
.'',
Southern Democracy is, to express Ihc condition mildly,
uncomfortable For over half a century it has been the party
of the solid South, and yet on last Tuesday, it lost four of its
most powerful members, Florida, North Carolina, Virginia and
Texas, and to their traditional enemy the Blank Republicans.
There is every reason to believe, those Dry' Southerners
who voted for Mir. Hoover, don't relish the present situation,
any moro than those who voted for Governor Smith. They
wanted to heat tho wet Tammany candidate and having
achieved that, they want to get out of tho mess its quickly
as possible,, and back where their political heart really is, in
the bosom of tho old "Seeessh" party;
That is why they cheered for' Franklin Roosevelt at the
railroad station and acclaimed him as their next President;
uot so in ucli to gratify him, as to extricato themselves.
Now they feel better. They will be content to allow their
chose-) leader to step on this premature presidential boom with
both feet. They may even be williug lo drop their enthusiasm
for him in less than four years. But. they have rid themselves
of Al Smith, they have washed their hands of any hated 0.
0. P. allegiance, and now they can resume their appointed
tasks, with contentment and tititrnmmcllcd minds, as loyal Dem
ocrats and self respecting Southern gentlemen!
Some tltiy Allts! Mr. Al Jolson will have a part that rcnllv
retttires ft show of onto) inn, nntl
MUTT AND JEFF
av Trie.
SMlPG r
Just nouj
SHoT 'IN
IT WrllLG,
6T?0OM"D,
SPORTMAM VMOOL". HAuG
DON-. Blfcfcs SHoo Lb 'be
shot orjuv rJ Trte,
VWIMG.
fEDFORD MATL TRTrnTfEDFORD'
tiii-u--i i uirji i ijui , in'i i; i uuui
disaster, the small houU and
taken safely away in a life j
been saved.
entire character of human
this direction of preventing
those threatened by them.
the strongest high school teams
has beaten all comers easily.
.Dalles in her first big game
fans arc confident of victory.
then lie '11 bust!
Mutt Converts Jeff Into a Real Sportsman
Poor sPoRtsmamsHIP FROM Tile vjinDoW.
V0U DIDN'T 6J. IT f CHAMCG. Vou SHoT
IA- NAS SITTING OM TH6
SoMtTHirG fJ0 RCnL.
t
I
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
I 8ln4 !ett? pcrUlnlr-f to ptnonal hwUh titd brcletw. Dot to oMmim dUfno-te w
Letum aiiould M ". aua niwo u
Mlved. only I
Ulff U l&SWUOUOOS.
AddrtM Dr. W ilium
GENTI.KMAX .11
J;tiiK-a J. Coi belt, former chum.
ploii heavyweight, boxer,' may not;
havc been the very flrat exponent
of the art to In-.
trodiice set once.
w-veral braiiche
cf it. into a sport
ii..t 1....1 ....
. .
t,, ,'war ot noatruma or charlatans
of (.-ambling nndj orli to k . mlracleM.
...unhcnn.iHs and ' eul.nr BUB(1 of Bome c
deedr cJTrb.ri ,,erha",, "erore th0 "aU",f
to ihft scient'flc
aruiTicn of ono or two of the men
whom ho defeated or who defeated ! ,. wt no nVmMi ,.yB B1,ec.
htm In the rim:, lint if the Call-,lall, iriliPn(l!i llwolv0 taracts
fornla wonder was not the p oneer from , cye!1 once cataracts havo
psyc lologlst of tho Kiuared cir- '.vt, , , a. e th(U erlous,y
i'Ic. be was certainly the first pro- ittfft.cta vision.
I'esHional boxer who ever applied! ' '. M .
physiology toward the winning of! '" "' Take Notice
a champion-hip. Hetween lhl ,'"n '" ""W' anything that
lines of "The Hoar of the Crowd"!'" ".'."." '" 01 ,r'B'" wn.n .
one run readily understand why
they called this surprising youngs
ter "(Jentleman," tho, as lie frank
ly liulicnteH, the4 caste had as much i
yellow In
In It In '9K us It hoa today.
,:, when he wa training ot
it wan wnen n wii miming
AHbuiy 'uric for liic buttle with
tho Hupponedly Invincible John I
Hu 111 van that Mr. Cnrbnlt hpirrm
'the iirnff !,. r.r i.m.tla.1 .li..l..l..n.
At that time it was considered
dangerous for a man to drink
when hented from exercise. "j!
noticed," says Gentleman Jim.
"that I did not enjoy, in fact.
could hardly swullow, my evening
meal after a hard day's training.
I bad no appetite, only a fierco. speaking niouu. or if your can
burning thirst, for the stiff exer-l'"K ""H regular duties along
else had made me feel' feverl.h I thl ""0' take a course in public
Inside. I figured this out mid speaking under a competent In-
adopted a new course, much
against tho advice of my train-1
el.H.'
"I f sured this ou:.' The Hlim
Jim had somehow learned 'to do
bin own thinking. AVhat n nhock
he iii'int have given the ohl timers
iti-ounil him! They wore probably
uKbuHt at the crai:y conduct of the j
youth who was under, contract to
be murdered by the terrlblo John!
L. sin Ftarilcd as Cprbett'a man
nKer w;- when Jim put on a
rcKiilar HUlt of elotheH to ro from!
IUh hotel to the arena for- ono
bit- battle, Instead of the awenter
aml other roKalln of the.prfee
f Khttr in the melodrama. . ';
JiMt what was tho coneltinlon of
Cnrbetl'K VfiKuHn?" Why. the
imst Kt,vjble thlnK In . the world.
"When the day s work vn.s over
I would go to a KprliiK. take a dip
per of water, riiiHe my mouth out
a half a d(jz.n times and Karxle
mi till oat. Then irrnriuuHv.. 1
wtnild let a Kttlrt trleklo down.'
When J .fiil-cooler. I would rwptyit;
the pitK-esH. Thus it took Hhoti
Halt an hour for me to empty
that dipper; hut I found that alter
that I did not lack for appetite
and enjoyed my evening meat
enormously. You isee I simply
adopted the principle of treating
my machinery nn one does an nu
toiiiobHe you do not pour a lot
of cold water Into a heated en
gine, hut let It driltblo in grad
ually." The extreme caution about tho
cooling of the human engine was
natural enough for a pioneer fol
lowing a new and uncharted
course. We k now now, howevt'r,
ihnt (hero is no good reason why
any athlete In training should
not quench his thirst at any stage
of a workout, with pleasantly , n fmt f ft rot-cry, blows lib
cold, tho not unnaturally cold, horn, nn charges n lonf o' bread.
wtcr. i wonder what would luippcn If
Corbetfa observation about the lM attempt iz made t mix re
appetite la a phyMiologiciil fact Uj-'on an inhibition with tusi
that the regular physiologist ol iui?
served only yaru afterward. -
A drink of cold water, especially j 1 Snllor Mnrkamnn.
when one Is fit all thirsty, stlmu-f SAX FRANCISCO, Nov. 13. (P)
lutes the flow or gastric Juice, up- Miner Prultt, 21, of Lodl, former
petite juice, and therefore tho 'sailor on the U. K. 8. Pennsylvania,
custom or habit of taking a drink 'went aboard that craft yesterday
f water immediately before eat-
.ng Is a healthful one.
QVKSTIONS AXT ANSWKU.H.'.
Meet ,Iolm Iltuicw k.
Unlike the wag who declared he
never even acknowledged nn atiou
vmoiM letter, 1 unswtr quite .a
tew of 'em hero-In this column--first dog of tho land. Ho is a
tint I reserve the right.' to decide .sable nnd white collie, eight
whether 1111 unsigned . query ileVmonthH 'old, the descendant of
serves any consideration. As a! champions, nnd has been shipped
tile a iiuostlon dealing with per- (,.m tho kennels of Mrs. Florence
sonal heullh does not Interest tne'n. iu.i, as a gilt to Mrs. Herbert
if the correspondent . fulls to put
lilH John Hancock under It,
Kelt.
Kindly tell me where I can pro
cure boiler's fell. 13. O.
Answer I think you mean
boiler imikn- s felt, i do not know,
where you con procure It. Thick
felt may be bought from shoe -
A-wr'fS stve. twHATeuefe Voo'ise
TRYING TO KILL A SPOTTING
CrVrXNCG; Be A
TftKti THI a -VAJrATTCR. AND
Knock off sowe of rHssev.
FUGS. NAk
VJSFUt-l
i
bvjy
OHFiOX. TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13.' 1928.'
OvtH.f to ui in bubum- ol letters ra-
Ma r.I.i CftD b DUde IA OuerlM Bat annfam.
Brvtr, la cart of Uila mwsmimy.
M HKfiAX IT.
makers, harness and belt maker.-,
Contract.
i j-icufo semi me intormuuon you
have on cataracts. I would os-
j pecially like to know what you
have in reference to dlsaolVing
'cataracts from the eyes. W. M.
Answer Cataracts cannot bo
dissolved from the eyes. lie-
duo to cutaract, the progress of :
the opacity mny bo retarded by in-'
iltfi l.na tif niOilloina, K.. thn nmi.
am cuiieu upon to give a snort
jtalk. I am not scared to death,
I but my voice trembles and my
heart pounds. My own doctor only
1,",, '. " fc" "
! ,y ''' , ' of 'en h"ve
rind It HOPiriH I must always pro
thru the Hamo experience. S. M.
Answer Vanity, self-conscious
hetts. egotism, etc. Your doctor
r"nt- 1 ou u get over it wnen
there are no more short reports
lo akc. The most experienced
actor"' ortnM- mngers experience
I precisely the same stimulation or
Incitement. Practice reading or
ructor. I doubt wiioiner my
' preventing taBtf right
would bo of any use. It is rather
for the very occasional crime, it
lis fairly simple, anyway: Take
one gruln of quinine before or
after food threo times a day for
a week or 10 days before the:
atrocity. ' i
(Copyright John F. Dllle Co.)
Tli olo timer that nsctl t' hitch
in
front of a bank nn po hi.'
now hnn a son who slows down
, nnd was decorated with throe med-
nls hy Uenr-Admlrnl L. A. Host
score made in marksmanship con
tests at Ca;np Perry, Ohio.
Ioir for Hoover -
,HRD HANK, N. J., Nov. 13. tP)
rtelthaven llehoover Is to bo the
I louver.
Stage Director :it II.
WASHINGTON COt' ItTHOrsH,
.' ,,;m,"r0" '-"d"!01' R ''
staged a play, directed It and did
most of the acting. Including the
I dancing. He teaches ilanclng, andi
; the cast was his class.
SPORT. HeGx?,
VoSGLF
Rippling
Rhymes
(By Walt Mason)
THE HKKT POIJC'Y
The honc-Kt man avoids tho
woes that every lawless pilgrim
knows. At Intervals he. calmly
stops, exchanging greflrlngs wiih
the cops; they aro his iriends,
ho dof-s not fear that they will
graitp him by the ear, and lead
him to the donjon keep, the har
vest of his sins to reap. The
rascal shudders and his knees
grow wobbly when a cop he
sees; he may be innocent Just
now of stealing someone's goat
or cow, but he Is known as one
whose crimes were fretpjent in
the by gone times, and If there's
been a late offense the cops will
doubt his .lnnocen.ee nnd bore
him with a lot ol hints concern
lng deadly finger prints. The
honest man he goes to bed with
out a. sentiment of dread; a
thousand noises mny arise while
restful night involves the skies,
but they will not disturb the
wight whose conscience U ex
actly right. He hasn't stolen
someone's shoes, he hasn't sold
Illicit booze, he hajin't swiped
the widow's hen or swindled any
trusting men. ' He plays the
game while he's awake, and
now, until the day shall break,
he slumbers like a house afire,
he has the rest good men de
sire. Alas for one whose life Is
wrong; the night to him seems
three months long. And every
step upon a stair will chill his
heart and raise his hair; he
hears the rustling of a tree, and
sighs, "The cops nre after me!"
Throughout the weary night he
feels the cops draw closer to
his heels There is no peace for
any crook; he can't sit down and
read n book, consume n meal or
sing a psalm, or eat a bowl of
damson Jam without the
thought distracting, grim, that
hard-boiled cops are after him.
Ye Poet's Corner
Tunc In.
Tune In, tune In, on station .TOY
Why be ho lone nnd sad?
Why let silence seal your lips
"When real plensure may be had.
En eh hnmiiii heiirt Vs n rnriin i
And we niav tune them so
That we may catch nleasant waves
Ah thru this world we ffo.
Let patience be your ground-wire;
Make It strong and fust.
Temptation mny -assail your aerial,
And shake It like a blast.
Tune in upon a strong wave.
Let the sound come clear,
lVom RiHtfons HOPE, FAITH nnd
I.OVR,
And always hold those dean
If
fou have missed tnc station
:.ove,
Some twenty years ago.
Tune in on station MEMORY;
'Tis very sweet you know.
For life without these stations
Is void of nil that is good
So keep them on your home log.
As nil good listeners should.
When sin and sorrow find
wave,
Tune In on one of these.
Tune your heart's dial so minutely
As to cat;h them on the breeze.
limn in, mne in, on station raai K
Shut out the station STUIFE.
lime in on waves of harmony
To get the best in life.
For jarring waves that reach
your heart
Or linger In your mind
Shut all wavos of happiness or
Make them hard to find.
If we set our hearts the task
To sit and turn tho dial.
There Is a wave of joy for each
No static can beguile.
Hy Mary O. Carey.
(Copyright Reserved)
Quill Points
Now let the nations abandon 1 dered gambler are to bo exumlncd
greed as hn Instrument of national ln search of stolen bonds and
policy and the swords can rust. stolen Jewelry, believed to have
been received bv him.
With all due respect to Allenby, I
It's the law of force that muke.il One who knows the dead man
the force of law effective Jani1 ni9 methods relates concern-
i j in.-? hltn. He met at a prize fight
A young Intellectual Is one who'n certain unfortunate young rich
says: "Don't let political parsons
ieAd'you hy the nose; let me do it."
"Why not measure a smell?'
asked the late Alexander Graham
Hell, nnubtlcs the standard men-
lZzJ' o IT WITH
jy -V- (MTT.
sure would be a foot,
pun.)
(Low grade
.Paughtcr Is old enough to
be called "Miss" If she will (to
hungry rather than tackle
spaghetti in public.
Happy thought: At this rate, j
well noun be twice as deep In. debt,
and then we'll be twice as pros- j
perous. j
' The world grows, better. If the I
family do.on't go riding. Dad i
spends Sunday In his bathrobe In-1
i stead of his undershirt.
i . necics, uare ien -
Forgiveness: The feeling that;m,tting v0iet rays that ' build
i remains when time dulls the edge strcnKth are leading women to
ot resentment and you i longer ward their ultimate destiny which
i give a darn. is to rule creation.
i Americanism: Judging Now York Women live longer than men.
by some smart writer's description; Once they pass the dangerous
: feeling o.fended because New child-bearing age, their lives ure
I Yorkers judge you by some smart far safer than men's. Women
: writer's description. know how to relax, men do not.
Women can stand exposure to Icy
; Iteforms come tn n subtle way. j waters and endure pain, tar be
and eating tobacco wasn't wholly vond man's endurance.
doomed until cloned cars took the !
field.
; If Mr. Ford's old-fashioned vil
lage isn't complete, we know where
' he can get an unwashed drunk
I for the livery stable.
What a world! Just when most
of us learned the French pronun
j elation of "valet," they went and
'changed It to sound the way It
looks. ' '
A hypocrite Is a youth who
quit school at the. seventh
grade ami yet lias wisecracks .
on tiLs flivver.
Tho measuru of n man is the
j sum of money required lo m.iko(
, him scorn the "common herd.'
All tliin.ru ntv. tt-itlvr.' ,.,! iiln.n
"
the caveman took up his club to
capture a cavewoman, he doubtle: s
wished he had tackled n she tiger
i Instead.
Syncopation is the art of mak
ing thef sound reach tho audience
just as tho movie actor fixes his
mouth for the nlcxt one.
The book
Correct this sentence
'wasn't naughty as the title In-
dicated," said she,
nut i wasn t i
disappointed."
Brisbane'sToday
fOont'nnert From Page One) j
vapores ot a dmiKeon" is unt much
worse than beiiitr a bear in Wall
bt'e Jsi VT'
Think of last week's closing In
"The Street." Three million, two
hundred sixty-six tliousund, ninety
sharen were sold in two hours, all
records broken. The Hoover mar
ket as It is calle-, ran wild, brok
ers swamped.
And the worst of it for bears
tiB tho lack of anything in sight
'ourito stop the boom.
Four years of boom ahead of us
Is enough to make any bear want
to jump into Mt. Aetna's crater,
and heaven only knows what Ilur
bert Hoover may
' rrnso the hnnm
Invent to in-
He will spend money, you may
depend on tl at. And wise spend-ii.-3
is the life of prosperity.
One of the "big gamblers" died
in New York, the other day ac
cused of weieliing, murdered by
another gambler.
It is customary for big gamblers
I to have themselves called "Honest
John" or honest something else.
The word honest make It easier
to rob fools.
Revelatiojis in connection with
the killing of one conspicuous in
the "honest" fraternity should en.
llgl-ten young rjuis and old that'i
squander money on gambling.
Bate deposit boxes of tho. nnir-
: '0'. eager to bet one oue of the
i fighters. The actual odds
Into to one.
' The camblee s.iiH in : tlm tnn
("Don't bet anv suvh, crooked odds'
How much do von want in h.ti
TWf ftir.lt .
, ti itcon I
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A siajATTC-R
SPCR-nrJ6 CHANCG.' J Z'm ' f
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In ft.
I'll take your money, even,- no
odds." . ' ,
Tfce fool bet five hundred dol
lars und won, from one whom he
described as "oue honest gii5.ii'er."
The gambler purposely let him
win at half the real ouus.
Later that "honest gambler"
took more than half ' a million
from the rich young fool, whose
name Is omitted out of sympathy
for his relatives. The fool is now
In the insane asylum and the
"honest gambler" la In his Brave,
sent there by other gamblers for
eleuting them,
s)10w this to some younc or old
man that needs it.
Women nre becomir.'t the strong-
er sex, physically and in ottter
ways. Dr. Mulford, president of
the ifedlcal Society of New Jer-
, sey says so. Light ciouuhb. ope i
Among insect peoples, ants are
Instances that began their evolu
tion In organized societies millions
of years before us, the males
amount to little. Female workers
amon? ants and bees rule the com
munity and let the males starve
or sting them to death. After the
queen has selected one of them
lor a short time.
The parasite crab, huge creature,
living In deep sea water, carries
her nusband, about as big as A
ten cent pleco, under a front flip
per. rm .ik U. nfieud of it 1.003
1 lie t-ttiiii ."- -- -
million years of evolution anil we
are only 12,000 years from the
Stone age. 1 '
lxits of time' for evolution to
work.
Your great ureal great grand
daughter of the year A. D. 1,928,-
i ix. ii nun miv carry ner nuBuana
with ft liny aluminum chain around
his nccK, in a vanity case and call
him -cunning.
There Is nothing
prepoHicrou.1
. ... . . .l- ,..... f tularin a
aoOUl mat, 1U ui eyea u Dt.icui.r,
Th whata was once a tree shrew
j ti1(lt you COulu have held in your
hand. Now look at him.
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