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MEIjTOrD If ATT; TRIBUNE. MEDFOKT,9)T?Ef!OX. FRTDAY. OCTOBER 19. 1928.
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If. C. MOOENSKN COM PANT
OfficM In New York. Chir&ffo, Detroit,
Ban FrancUco, Lot Angelea, HeaUla, Port
land. Ye Smudge Pot
By Artliur Perry
An Aurora J '.ureal. a whh noted in
the heavens Thursday morning
about 2:2ft o'clock, by a number
4f 1-1 year old bnva and kMh coin
ing home from an auto ride.
The newspapers are under fire
again, for publishing crime and sin
and human cussed ness nccounts.
Kverytblng should be reported in a
pleasing manner, without any re
g;ird for the truth like a wedding,
or an amateur show.
Many of the iulshevikin tire
worrying about the stocking wrin
kle at the knee, and the crooked
Heam in the back.
Miss Mary Typhoon failed this
morning to drive 40 miles per
hour down Sixth street, eat a piece
of toawt, comb her hair, and get
to work on time.
A proud Mama was downtown
Thursday, with a future president
tucked away beneath n coverlet of
robin-egg blue. Instead of the pro
verbial pink.
What doea It matter if Old
Oregon Is unnieret fully walloped
upon the gridiron tomorrow, as
Iiidk as all Ihe members f tho
football team belong to li'c right
fraternity?
Mincemeat Is beginning to show
up for Thiinksglving. ami must not
Itive forth a blue flume In the pres
dice of a lighted match.
Italn Is badly needed by Ihe far
tiicrs, who would need sunshine if
It rained.
It has been a long time slnro a
Valley girl Journeyed lo the water
lank three miles aoulh of Weed,
I'd llf.. to return and report a fine
visit in Jok An gel e, with tho lead
ing male movie actors.
Malt Is Htlll In demand for
JlHlte.se cats, and the building of
Mallear cros.Hex
Another aviator ha succeeded
In copimittliiK suicide in the Atlan
tic ocean, thwarting the efforts of
the coroner to find him.
Not enough has been said in this
campaign about Mr. Hoover's fear
Jess Htand in many of his specchc
"for the ubohslnent ot poverty."
Thin can not be done, as the coun
try would run out of poor people,
opponents, of the plan claim.
A veteran yarn of liilM, h caus
ing much giggling when told therm
days.
The buckwheat crop of the
Vnltcd States Is reported by the
Department of Agriculture us ti.
tallinn 3.4'.'t).!HM bushel. Nobody
knows what becomes of the buck
wheat, as It if never uftd In the
buckwheat pan t,kt
"Will lad v tthn hurrou cd gen
llemans watch l-'riday evening.
please return sail... No questions
lisked. Hlnehart.' ( Wantitd. K-
Norte Ti lplle.itr. t W,. know a
man who lost u watch that way.
too.
FAM V UltlTIV j
A family living in the Itutbg
property has be.-n seriously III. i
tmin with Thyfold Kever. son, j
with a Thy fold .shot, Sixxx wer !
flow n. A mm. I, . r headed by Kt v '
Andrews wife, itev Todd's wife 1
iiml Professor riilbertsnn's wife.
.Mrs. Itue iv.t. Mrs. Haum.iunk.
11 nd a number of ot h 1 s went in !
iiml helped get thlttua In order a j
they wer a large I amley of , hi- J
dren ami alt sli k. Dr. Mi -phens '
fom Inl.t was called. He i mploed j
Mrs. lleckey Arnold to car for
them and at present they are doing
niil well.
.Mr. Tinie Myers called on yee
hcrlbc a Sunday morning. Wo wer
glad to nee her nbe to be out. '
A Saturday morning a imuvnitM i
and wanted isonicthltit; to eat. We ;
gave him a Inch, tould him if he
Mould cut us up som wood, w htl ll
he did. When he started a way he
11 til good by liuly, wish you well.
II dos seem like soin propel have
every thing and ol hers nothing.
We Kild, young man why don t
you gel wnk. He said. I have a
boUK and five lots In (inini'it, w.o
talkcn from the N, V. Oiphan
Home by a man and raised ilnill
Ms wife dhd and he married
a tea In, and I have wondered vwr
fclnce. Wo wibl ib-nt wander any
inure Lad.
M is. A, 1 rUon a nd M rs. Par
nvr or lola wer on pleasant guest
one after noun lut w eek. They
Wer iMielis of lillitipe a few
years ago. and we sure wer glad
to see them. They are well
deased with tlnai home In iolit.
Mm. Hunt called a Sunday
afternoon. h hart heen down to
'hfr home on Houth Wellington
I7HTH A01X28
GOVERNOR SMITH Ims placed himself n record, with Mr.
Hoover, as opposed to invoking the niitioniil origins clause
of the liiiininratioii Ai t of lUlM. His speech at St. I'aul marked
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II sllllt -of (.'round on tills point, llllt It IS to nis,ereclll that lie
t i- l . I . 1. t f . i : i , , ., ,, ..." ...i.: . i....
llllS rcflB.ed to SWeiir ll.V tllllt foolish Consistency Which Killer-
son has aleseribed as "the liob(;oliliiis of. little minds." ,'
The national origins elause, scheduled now to take effect I
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on.nny I, i:., oi.iu ......t
ntmllv, nihil wouiil Oitse tlie tlislrirnuion.s 01 quoins anions ior- any marked degree of cnthua-1 ''no c"" 1 "' leci a toei tnat par
citfii nti,i,.s on llic population of the ruititl States in l'JlJO,,1" th any "uch part
instead of '.the lS'JO census, as is
In his ,ieccli of acceptance at Albany Governor Smith nil-'
noiinced thuit he was "opposed to the principle of restriction
based upon the figures of iiiimiirant population contained in
a census thirty eilit years old."
vor the proniviipaiion ot tne niuioiiai origin clause. . i
In St. I'aii.'. after more than
advite of his Iriends, notably that nf Mr. Walter Lippiiiann oftguUn , in,i"i,otii'inB ulta'l'jlc f'ulavinc tnod it. Hat there li
the New York World, the L-overnor discovered that the Iicpub-IPuMlcat'lon ha - eume of It. so' need of wastliiB Bood earhlde
......... , . ,1 begin to fear It Is only an-i P01"0" lvv- w hllc n the
lienn camliiliite . . . said that the national origins law was tner of my hiK UWnK BOM d,i.!"iii I have obtained satlH-
.rarkul.U T iter,.,, ivitli li i 111 ' iPnuikly. tHounli. I ..oulrl mimlre ' laetory 'esults by the use of
With this p.? iiiouneeiiient,
moved as an isstiV from the eurren) campaign.
favor iiioditieatiroi ot the law ol
nition tif fainilios Hold favor t lie poriiuincnt .setting aside of
the national oriinis clanso, alrt-atly twice dcforroil by action of
Congress. KeartFJess of which party carries tho election on
November (i, the mimitfration roblcm. so far as tho next Presi
dent is coiicciiknI, promises lo lie sensibly treated. Independent.
Those who complain that
will please name a president
of lies.
A pood neighborhood is a
pay for your vanity.
Kditor White objects to A
must adore Calvin.
The first killing frost is .scheduled for a certain Tuesday ii
November.
Whether a straw vote vote means much or nothing depends
on whether vour candidate wins or loses.
The lady who yearns to be kissed as it is done on the screen
shouldn't blame her escort. He might do it if she resembled
the lady on the screen.
A police captain says the finest ears have fewest wrecks,
which merely upholds the iheory that a radical is wild because
he hasn't much to lose.
Kvery traffic cop knows at
glares at him as though he had
Of course the big men are college bred. Training hef,s a
race horse but it wouldn't get the training if it didn't have
the class to begin with.
The objection to seeing America first is that newspaper men
don't photograph you with your legs crossed when you get
back.
Happy thought! Maybe the
to school, will be at home for a
meiit.
Americanism Inventing machines to reduce effort; invent
ing nostrums to reduce flesh.
And the nations will beat their swords into plowshares when,
like Tunney, they get all they want.
As another means of reducing competition, they might ar
range a merger of automobile and telephone pole interests.
There are. two reasons why people live on and on in the
same neighborhood: The home instinct, and the fact that doe
tors don 't tell all thev know.
Aliens make the best waiters.
knack of making another one feel
Wh en society becomes too humane to kill in cold blood, per
haps its members will become to decent to kill even in the
heat of auger.
Maybe alt accidents are accidental, but very few of the i
cars (hat survive to be traded in
MUTT AND JEFF
,! '.', tr V'tS ''ttCT; THAT A LCAKAtt-b
f -fc- --h :! IM l:AUOK. OF fAKlMli
f."t' Vif.;! ijwtek.ftO A rACNTAL TeVT
uihtTHCR. or
iM-:!.t.isefjr mojgh
?RfS.'TrMTIAV. CLtCTIOrO. HC SUBMITS
FAlt QUESTIONS FOR CACH VOTft TO
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J.lMlfiir
WITH HOOVER
M....t ,.........,. to
now the case
In other words, he would fa
a month in which to heed th
the
llillllljrration (plestion is re-
from the enrrelit eainpaiKil. Moth candidates
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r.Ul .so as to prevent-the sepa -
political lies arc in circulation
who was elected without benefit
place where landlords make you
Is "emotionalism,
How he
least one driver who always
stopped a parade.
youngsters, before going back
day or two to get their equip,
No American can develop t!u
important.
are insured.
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Personal Health. Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
si..." kttna iruininf to p.raon.1 htaitb and not to diuM di.mo.ia ir
' trMturjrf, will tw anawarad by Dr. Brad. If a atamprd, aHf eldr.a.d aevelopa la aucloaad.
. ,,u u .rial and wrlttan ir, Uia. oii to the Iff nuiiitm ol latura ta-
i celvad, only a law cao ba anawarad bera. No reply can be made to querlei Dot eoafcra
! ,f llrurtlo... Addraa. Ir. William Brady. In cata ol til. nataapaper.
THK N K A 1 1 1MHTOILH AUK
;counlry hnve not rPSontll,u wllhlf all the. ,mrt or the bady.
UiuiuiHh the uho Poison l-y
of tho tit In of ! (Jnp of 'wl,r correspondents re
"dot-tor" In the I ported that ntolntent'd calcium
JntcreBt of pub- Mdv Is a good remedy for
He welfare. I poison ivy. Jio isn't much of
few of my form-'11 tnfl"llst or 1,0 would know
er dentist friends ! t,,nt niolsu-nlntr ratchim curbidn
hnve' told mef K,VI'S rUr 10 ordinary slaked
privately jUMt j"me' Klaked lime is dryhtff on
what they think!111 kln- Whether it will cure
. ... . . I iv imlHnninL' I do ikiI know nitt
jiiie tine proiessiiuiKl (ilrn ,tf tlii
j ,i,.ntlits t.vc niro lhHn ,lo
1 lf '' "' ""D' eonsent
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, to the exclusive use of legally
qualified praetlchiK physician:
Yes, j would require even the
legally qualified physclan to re
linquish the title of "doctor"
if ho ceases to ennac in tin?
active practice of medicine. I
would prohibit all unlicensed
healers nf whatever cult, ttchool,
brand or system from using
I liis title or from answering to
It In ease any of their cus
tomers were so simple as to call
them "doctor,"
Kuthermore, I would make It
riMO-i-.hni.ti.1i. fin- .vnr. at r.,-t f
i.bilooi,hv iifionrr. rtu-inii iu-
or other klnda of honorary doe-
torn to make use of the title
If engaged in any pursuit or oc
cupation that encroached upon
or competed with the practice
of the healing art, medicine,
health, hygiene.
The title of "doctor" primarily
and essentially connotes a healer,
and it would be a boon to pub
lb; welfare If It were restrict ed
to the use of real medical prnc
tilloncra. In urging' this reform 1 nnt
not denying or questioning the
right of dentists, the clergy, pro
fessors or scientists to the title;
If they have the doctorate de
gree they have the same legal
claim to the title as any phy
sician has. Only task all these
nonmedical ' doctors." whether
l hey have a moral right to use
Ihe tit lo when It connotes that
the man who wears' "ft is a phy
sit iii n ?
Here ure two professional let
terheads. One Ih that of, say,
1 Jr. John Smith, chiropodist. The
other Is that of say, lr. Jim
.1 tines, optometrist. , I deny the
mom! claim to the tlt;e In bolh,
Instances, although I Know both
hu vc some an net Ion of their use
of ihe title in the statutes of
the state. ,1 hold that the sttite!
legislature puts over some down -,
right ridiculous statutes, under the
Influence of akilled lobbyists and :
organized pressure. Aside from ;
1 ho mural or ethical aspect of I
tho custom, the taste of the fel
low who thus exploits tho title
of ''doctor" Ih questionable1. A
real doctor might properly have,
bin name engraved or , printed
Oeofge Hrown, M. D., but not1
Dr. George Itrown. Ah a rul
it la the near doctor, the short
cut healer, the cult 1st, the fad-
list the fellow who has no rec
ognized degree, that elects to print
his letterhead or professional card
Dr. Henry Hokum. I wouitl
warn all readers against the near
doctors who .lust "anno by" the
title and exploit It for what It
may be worth to them. ISven
if tho stale considors these near
doctors a gootl Joke, on the peo
ple, remember . that in the long
run the near doctors are the
dearest unit can employ.
Chronic ,pHn(llcltlc
( 1 What Is chronic appen
dix? C ) What are the nymp
loins? (I!) tan It be cured
w i bout an operation ? (A. T. Y.)
Am-wer. ( 1 ) Long enduring
Inflammation of the appendix. -t
Which of us is the doctor and
which the patient? (,D Operation
Ih tho itnlv rtn.eilv for nt.v klml.
st ii it nr deuree of aoncndlcitts.tif stilt untried. The ca.se of Young
I believe
Muscle Building
Please give me n list of muscle
'building foods. (Mrs. P. O.)
I A iimwop. Thorn are no such
foods, if anybody tells you that
certain foods are "muscle build
ing." or "nerve building." or
"blood building" or "bono build
ing" or "brain building." belt
ul your money and yell for
the police. All good foods colt'
(tribute more or less toward theipany have respectfully been ready
Fellow Calls a Break.
INnW AS IS A VoOrOG OYSTK. I
ItlnDATMb LA . r- k . I ' . I I I A . . . . .V.
trM-worMu. -rtv. itn nnvit rwi
IF v?U&BH didn't VVRereH, WHAT Woutb
IT TjoT VWHYTjOes Tlrv-S NVCAM SO
LtTTLtE. TO A SNAIL'S Awt riT, VAJHAT
Tue wwe Fore, AM if so,
. cam VoiJ ANSwen-
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j
fan
Till. DKAK DIKTOKS
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solution of rarbolir add
percent
It driea
'' Inp mucn as your
I cnrresiiondent Mtvs the inolsten-
ed calcium carbide doen,
(W. n.
M.)
Answer. Ax a chemist I am
not a bad checker player my
Helf. Anyway, I Impo we have
it right now. ah the votlntr
stands, infer that the bent rou
tine remedy, at least in the early
Ktatre of ivy poinoning. is a lotion
mode by mixing tincture of the
chloride of iron with an equal
quantity of water.
Tea Jloiuufa Hark Vti
.My cousin has formed the hublt
of eating raw tea. Hhe has been
UOIIlg HUH IOC II )THI !tlC
Is
vplT anemic Is it harmful? Hhe
eats about a pound
month.
(Mrs. W. A. E.)
Answer. That's worse than
chewing tobacco. It la equiv
alent, l should estimate, to drink
ing about 1 L4 gallons of tea n
day. A pint of tea is all very
well, but when you go over the
gallon limit in a day you're In
ebriating. No wonder sister is
anemic.
runner Jake Ik-ntley Is bentln'
Ills nlowslutrt; Into n earn sliaft.
"I lialnt whispered smi. I went
f school. I.nt I'll try." solil limn'
maw I'aslt .ftlay. when tint ill f
inter Mjlitlc. t
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Communications
NKI l"p .ItiMlev?
To the Kditor:
Judge Thomas' personal commit
tee, consisting of himself and liort
Anderson, have seen fit to call me
a "conspirator" and "political rule-or-ruln
lawyer." I therefore offer
from tho court records the follow
ing personal reasons for opposing
Judge Thomas:
1. Several matters in litigation,
to my knowledge, have, been inex
cusably delayed. The ease of
ltogue Hiver Valley t'anal compuny
versus It. r. ( owglll has been at
Issue since February 12. 116, nnd
versus The Dally News, haa been
standing since April 4 of this year,
upon a simple motion to strike.
Several outside judges have been
doing his work here since that
time, leaving absolutely no excuse
for this delay. The lien foreclosure
suits (required under the law to be
the first cases tried each terYn) or
Margreiter versus Federal Mining
company, and Swartley versus Med-
ford Reducing and Refining com
Athgm voo
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Rhymes
(By Walt alum.)
THC DEPARTED GREAT
' The old time writers, we're
attreed, were worthy ol' their
shining bays; and I've been
reading "Adam F.ede" and "Fe
lix Holt" tho last few days. 1
read them firHt when ! as
youne, and thought they were
beyond compare; the author's
praises then were sting, by all
the critics everywhere. George
Kllot had a pen inspired, a mas
sive brain behind her brow; I
wonder why it makes mo tired
to read her stately stories now?
The fashions change as much in
hooks as fashions change in
hats or togs; and now no mod
ern reader brooks the Kliot
style In dialogues. Her charac
ters are nobly drawn, she un
derstands the human heart; hut
when they talk, so help me.
John, they take tho language all
apart. If they would say. "It
looks like snow," they cannot
say-It In four words; they talk
for half an hour or so, throw
elocution at the birds. No Kliot
charnctor can make a statement
simple and direct; he has to
elaw around and break wliat
lexicons he can detect. Her tire
less characters converse like
speakers of Chautankua fame;
they're never brief, they're
never terse, they all like ora-.
tors declaim. The curate, when
he .ets his call, drones on for
aye In weary cars; the servants
In their mastetrs' hall, converse
like gifted auctioneers. The
loely damself in her walks is
most attractive, I admit; but
when like Cicero she talks, with
me she fails to mako a hit. Our
fathers had abundant time to
read such books, they, tltousht it
a sport, they didn't hold it was
a crime to talk like jurists in a
court. Hut nowadays, wo must
confess, you speak your piece
without delay or people whom
you would address will gird
their loins and run away.
for trial since August 1 anil June
I of Ibis year.
O. 070-1 requires the Judges to
make a certificate showing that all
questions submitted to them for de
cisions three months or more prior
to the making of the certificate
have been decided. The law makes
this statement In the certificate
mandatory, and a Judge cannot
draw his pay without making such
a certificate, and the making of a
falsu certificate is ground for Im
peachment. '
Please notice that this letter Is
confined to the records nnd stat
utes of this county and stale.
K. K. KK1.I.Y.
Tlicy Womler
Those who listened over the
radio to Porter J. Neff's praise of
Judge Thomas on the evening of
Thursday, October IS, and then
read the alleged report of the
speech in the next morning's paper
are probably wondering with us
whafc the reason was for leaving
out the words used by Mr. Neff in
introducing his subject. Mr. Neff
said:
"t am feeling my Democratic
proclivities more strongly this year
than I have for a long time. In the
first place I have a profound re
spect and admiration for the presi
dential nomine of the 'Democratic
party. In my Judgment he Is en
dowed with a great intellect and a
great heart, and In tho second
place, although intoxicating liquor
means to me personally Just noth
ing at all. I do hate prohibition like
an abolitionist bated slavery. Nev
ertheless, for the first time In my
life I find mystlf speaking tinder
Ihe auspices of the Republican
party on behalf of two candidates."
Hotter government League.
MANY KILLED
SALKM. Ore.. Oct. 19. P
Traffic accidents in September
caused the death of 26 persons in
Oregon and injuries to 5M persona,
says a report by T. A. Itafferty,
chief state traffic inspector. Traf
fic officers arrested 555 drivers,
and fines imposed totaled $.16(59.
Delinquent fees collected totaled
I3TS1.6S and stolen cars recovered lar scientific affair with faculty and icounty. If elected. I will co-ope-hade
a resale value of JHHOii. everything. Instead f farms in the. rate with all officials In the eo-
4
Albany Koosevelt highway be-
Ing built south of here.
cant
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uteris nwDEarnAXi ballot
I intend to rot for-
for President at tie NoTmb
I am registered as a ..
Signed (Name)
Address
(Fill out and mail to Btraw
Ye Poet's Corner ' Quill Points
"October"
yh! October how I love you
With your days more rare than
June
Too deep for words my thoughts
are cf you
And you come and go too soon.
Yours to crown all other days
And Nature bows her work
sublime.
While at yoc.r feet her brush she
lays
And you but smile nt Father
Time.
In a few short hours at best
You've painted leaves on all the
trees
And loudly mocked tho artist jest
That brings tho greatest to his
knees.
Leaves for months have been so
green,
You've turned them to the dain
tiest hue.
Colors many, cannot name them
Kvery month must bow to you.
Dear October! How I love you
As you mock the painter's art.
We would never fail to greet you
You bring joy to every heart.
Your days are rare nnd full of
treasures,
Mounts you crown with autumn
glory.
Proud maple with the pine com
pare Beauty, with the snow caps
hoary.
The trancid air so soothing balmy.
It would lull the tired to sleep
And thn air so crisp with vigor.
As o'er the hills the sun does
creep.
Can a song be any .sweeter,
Than the lay of meadow lark.
When in the early hours you hear
him.
Singing stilt, 'till hours of dark.
And tho chirp of Mr. Chipmunk
With his nuts alt hid away:
And - Mr. dray Squirrel chirping,
barking
l. As up the tree hn speeds away.
AppiesrToo, uro in the cellar;,
.Squash and pumpkin off the
vine.
Yes, the cellar is all ready
For the joy of winter time.
Krom beneath your hidden bushes
We hear the piping of the quail,
And hear the pheasant call his
mite
As the moon looks down so calm
and pale.
And softly whispers to each leaf,
"October is u crown of love,"
Sent to tell the blessed story
How Ood. the Artist, lives
above."
Mae Mark, Jacksonville.
Iove a Man .snoiiHl Trii?,uii
!y Mary O. Carey
It is 'easy to love when the heart
is young,
Defore the strong tide ebbs low.
The things of the world supplies
some needs.
That the heart of the
must know.
Bed
When the fires of yotfh have
burned away,
Leaving the dross and the em
bers. Then comes n day that we.iries
the heart
When the joys of youth he
remembers.
Then the love that indur
Is the love that n man should!1""1, .,,.. ........ .
.
treasure
For It anchors bis soul like
Heaven's truth.
.It is given without stint or
measure.
(Copyright resei ver
ltAchall College
J.OH A.VOKI.KK. Oct. in. ojv
And now a baseball college, a regu -
i ousnes. i cp i,nion, jess urmlorl t
and Johnnie LtasMer are
to be !
i among those on the faculty.
! r'-r cam't i,t- I
I JUST ANYWAYS q
HAPPNt , j; Tlt)fsi'T r
TO THINK. . I '
litioB.
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.(Nam party).
- Ballot - Contest - Editor, Mail-
Mr. Curtis has lost hit. voice. So.
apparently, lms William Allen
White.
It's about time for a Society of
Those Who Claim to Have Taken
a Drink with One of the Candi
dates. town Is a place when..
j nole out n,e depot loafers call the
up-train "No. '.'
Perhaps the easiest way to de
velop an appreciation of the old
books is to read the new ones.
':. A nhvslcian Is a man who gets
I mad if you claim the right to have
anything to say auout wnat ne
does to you
rsually you can tell, just by
looking at a man, that he thinks
his wile should he more sratet'ut
for her good fortune.
The happiest people are those
who know least about calories.
The man who called it a whis
pering campaign needs the atten
tion of an ear specialist.
A "major disustcr" is oun that
kills, as many people In n few
hours as fool drivers kill in sev
eral months.
The eh ief ca use of Chicago's
crime wave appears to he cheap
steamship fare from Kurope.
You'll note that the cynic who
despises the human race always
chooses to live where a few mil
Ion are packed close.
"lxve makes tho world go
around," sang the poet. Alas! It
too frequently pokes along in ,the
middle of ihe highway so the
highway so the world can't o
around.
People never remind you of your
promises until t heir cause is so
weak they have no oilier means of
holding you.
Poor farmer! He must pay for
everything except house rent, fuel,
water, milk, cgs, meat, fruit and
vegetables.
Correct this sentence: "The rea
son we have servants do the house
work," said the woman, "is because
we have more important things to
do."
Knterpr.se "Malheur Knter
prise." local newspaper, Inst nils
modern new elect tie casting box
for benefit of display advertis
In it.
if you own a
that you think a lot of. invest in a
penny postal and we will send you
j f ree a delicious, cooked, ready-to-when
L'llt dinner that will make him hap
py, u s a run can of i it-K-Katlon.
"' r.n titii:.. IIIC.
2270 West Pico, hs AugelcM. Calif.
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; Political Announcements
I MIKHIFF
I am the regular Republican
1 nominee for sheriff r i.t.n
! lorccmont of all laws.
CHAItl.KS D. STACY,
i
raid Adv.
Route 4. Medford.
By BUD FISHER
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