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PKBTZ POTTO MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE Dtllr, flunday. Weekly Published by ttt IfF.DKOKD PB1NTINU CO. 6-1 7-29 H. Fir Nt. Phone 76 HO II E It T W, BUHL. Editor 8. HUMITKH NUIIH, Maaffr . AD Independent Nwtiper Entered at second elan matter t Ued ford, Oregon, under Act of March 8, 187B. SUBSCRIITION BATE9 By Mall In Advance: Dully, wllh Sunday, jrar Daily, with Sunday, month... Dally, without Sunday, year . . Dally, without Sunday, month ' Weekly Kail Tribune, one year. Hundav. one vrar .7.C0 . .76 . e.io . .Of. 2.00 it. 00 Hy Carrier, In Advance In Medford, Ash' Und, Jacksonville, Central Point, Hioenil, Talent, uoni mil ana on mgnwsys; Daily, with Sunday, month .... Daily, without Sunday, month... Dully, without Sunday, one year, Dally, with Sunday, one year... All terms, cash in advance. .1 .76 . .86 . 7.00 . 6.00 MKMI1KR OP THE ASSOCIATED PUKHS Hvcelvlna; Full Leased Wire Service Only paner In city or county receiving news by tcJpffra'tli. The AaROcintod Prena a eiclualvely en titled to the iwe for publicution of all liewM dlnpatchea credited to it or otherwlne credited In this paper, ami also to the local news published herein. All right lor republication of special dli paU'hcs Wefn are also reeerved. Sworn dally average circulation for ilx month! ending April 1, 1028, 4632. Official paper of the City of Medford, Official paper of Jackson County, Advertising Jteriresctitsitlves M. O. MUOK.VSKN It COM I 'A NT Office! In New York, Cbk-ugn, Detroit, flan Frunclaco, l.oa Angeles, Scuttle, Port land. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry MIhs Tiny Hand viewed romance on the screen last eve, hut wiih unittilo to break hor bonu's head lock. Mr. and Airs. Irvln ltorlhiek made a rip to Monmouth Thurs day to runt a house for tho winter. (Kugono Register.) So! Senator Charles CurLls, O. O. P. vice-president lal candidate and noblo redskin of Kuiihuh, Intends to splatter orations on tho tariff from Mnlno to the Rookies, and hat f-way buck. Thin should be stopped, as Prohibition and rolig lon will furnish all the excitement tltat 1h needed. The Main Stem and Hlxth street intersections offer un Ideal oppor tunity for a tri -cornered mriUHh, which ho far has been overlooked by our speed IdlolH. Mutton Wm won has disposed of IiIh vigilant, keen-eyed pollen hound. Flicker vh. Klleker. Suit for divorce. (Courthouse news, Port land Telegram). Tho flare-up. Tho power of tho press Ih not too powerful. For yearn the press haH been preaching to autoiHtH upon tho futility of racing a train to a tie, at tho crossing,, with- no results. The auto haH not been built that will knock a locomotive off tho track. HILL KMITIC Thin Is a little story concerning one BUI Hmlth, and the strange llfo he led, and the sad fate he met. Bill wished to he sane that Is, guided by common sense, and hy no other thing whatsoever. When a drop of soup fell on IiIh vest, ho took tho napkin from IiIh knees and tucked It undor his chin. Dainty morsels of flesh that enfolded a chicken bone, evaded his knlfo and fork, and ho seized tho bono In his fingers, and he sucked It dry. The tight collar of the orthodox shirt chafod his neck, and Imped ed his breathing, so ho defied social custom, by unbuttoning tho collar thereof, und being comfort able. Ho excused his absence from tho church, by asserting that ho did not care to go, when the fish ing whs good, and tho roads smooth. When ho joined a group of poo plo who were employing many protty adjectives to express their delight In a certain interpretive danco, ho remarked that ho had soen many things moro subtle than a number of Hcantity garbed and muscular young ladles leaping ti bout a stage. Ho rhono the people he liked, regardless of their caste, morals, record, and financial ratings. When ho fell Into the company of people, who mouthed ancient Ideas under the Impression they were being erudite and clever, ho said a prayer, and took a nap. Ho made no effort to save tho people either from hell or from foolish laws, taking tho stand that the majority Hhould go to hell anyway, and people who tolerate foolish laws deservo them. He discarded his cout In hot weathor; he refused to be bound by tho rulings of any parly, sect, clan, or clique; he did not pretend to be vitally interested In some thing ho knew nothing about, and of which ovorybody else was Ignor ant, but would not admit It. Home people coll him on indi vidualist, some on Idiot, some un ass. But all agreed ho wns right, but was not playing tho game, and so, they hanged him. (Baltimore Hun.) Pleasure- Ynft Burn. WAHHIXUTON, Hept. P , Mrs. J. Barton MacMurray, 28. drowned last night after Jumping from the pleasure craft "Tee lin which caught fire in the Potomac river near Uellevue, D. C. Her husband and a house guest, Miss Mary O'Brien of New York, were rescued by the crew of tho naval tug Tecumseh. Richard B. Woods, owner of the craft, also wns rescued after being seriously hurned attempting to extinguish the blase. , SAN FHANCIHCO, Hept. 1. (A) The weather outlook for the week starting Beptemwer third was an nounced here today by the United Mates weather bureau an follows: Far western states: The outlook ' in for generally fair weather but with fogs along tho coast and warmer with low humidity and hjgh Ut9 hasards over the interior. Editorial Correspondence HAS FRANCISCO, A iik. 3 1 . An Item In the Sun Francisco pupers today should bo of Interest to southern Oregon: Tho Southern Pacific- In tends to buy out the Inter! of tho Santa Fo In Uws North wewtorn Pacific. Tho termi nal of this road In now at A re -a (a. north or Kurckn. It Ih believed thin sale will rcmill In thei f-xtviLsloii of the H. P. rom Areata- to Join with I ho K. P.-O. and V. main lino at i rants Vumh or Medford." Southern Pacific officials here refuse to comment upon this an nouncement . declaring that such announcements must coma from the officials of the Northwestern Pacirio. Railroad rumors are. merely rail road rumors, but where thern is Ho much smoke, there 'must bo some flro. At least one prominent Cali fornia democrat was not won over by Al Smith's 14 tributes to Woodrow Wilson In his ac- eptance speech, ileorgo W. .Lane, brother of th late Franklin K. Lane, secretary of the Interior under president Wilson, a llfo long democrat, d e c 1 a r e d hern last night: "I am for Hoover for Presi dent iMH'ansn ho Is supremely ritti'd for tho paten and be cause; lio Is nn International, iik well as a national figure. My choice, us iHftwecn Hoo ver and Km It h was iiiado solely on the suieiioi" qualities, of Hoover for tho high place to w h I e li both men aspire.. Hoover is a man' with a heart who doe things. I ran 'Jiot we liow any mother could vole for anyone else wllh Hoover's name on Iho ballot." That should sottlo the mother's vote. Now that .loo Robinson, Al's running-male,, deetaroH prp lilhitlon Is not .an issue, , that nhould Hettle the fathers. The latest republican campaign slogan Is "Turn the Ttaskobs out.' QUILL The best way to handle a traffic copy is to move your head up and down as he finishes each sentence. Iuimlicnp: Something that best like being related to the Mnsie, helps athletes, and what the Yankees seem to need at present is the refrain from slipping. Hoover lias done much for has beard about the American Americanism: One grocery store, three filling stations, five ready-to-wear shops for women." ' ' ' ' ' ' The question to be decided is whether there are more Smith republicans or more. Hoover democrats. ( Still, steamship travel would be unsafe, too, if the ships were so constructed ns to bust when half way across. Some say they oppose A I because he is wet, and some have the courage of their prejudices. An old boy merely feels that actually looks younger when it's Neither Mr. Mencken nor Mr. Sinclair was entered for the Olympics, so Irelond won the hammer event. . No light without heat? Rats! Did you ever notice the cold light in the banker's eyes when you ask to renew? Causes arc obscure, and few realize that New Medford work ers are on strike because freight trains iako their wages. Great hatters geldom arc greatly golfers, probably because they can't bluff the hall by swinging three clubs as they approach. Correct this sentence: "John he'd be an hour late for dinner' a bit annoyed." MININCiRAD, ltussla, Sept. 1. (AN .Maxim Corky, I he noud Hus sion writer who has been visiting sceneM of his youth hore, wns taken 111 today with an attack of chronic appendicitis. Physicians ordered hint to bed for a complete rest. He has been visiting schools, factories nnd working men's cluhM. MUTT AND JEFF JCFFjTHe CoofJToF HoBokcm IS WISITIMSMG TOTy ftMD -C WANT TO IMPRESS HIM, So DO Me A BIG FWol flwt pReTfoT VoURe. fy SERVANT JJVT VHite H'S HCfce! H"S ., 11 . ! ; ; ; .' : 1 -" "- " - e r ,.., - tn t ru o't ' ' ww&y&iti "iir'Aty; .Mark L. Keo.ua of this city is par ticularly peeved because Brother Itaskob declares Smith will carry Nevudtt. Mark, In fact, is sur prised at the strong Hoover senti ment in tho divorcee's state. We don't see why. .Mr. Hoover .is for happier homes, too. Mr. Jiequa by the way is what) Is known as tho executive director! for the California republican state! central committee, in other words , he is the Floyd Cook of Kan ; Francisco. He Is a smooth-faced, bald-headed man wllh a firm lower Jaw. When Informed "pf the standing of tho straw vole being conducted by that great journal of opinion Tho Med;ord Mail Trib une, Mark was delighted, a'nd p.aced the result In a little black nolo book. (Not satchel 'Hoover will carry fhoN'noific coast by half a million votes," said he, "and It Is my firm con viction he will carry every state west of the Mississippi." (Note for P. II. L. C. L. Mc-I). W., et cetera, et cetera. Your only hope is to interpret tho scriptures according to Mat ihew, J,uke and John). There are two books every one should read. One Is "Tammany Hall" by Werner, and the other "Hoover" by Will Irwin. No doubt the public library has them. The weather continues cold and raw. For tho first timo today, ban Fraiu-I.sco papers mention Chan Kuan s a contender In tho Kolf tournament starting Monday. They discovered ho shot a 74 at Cy Iii'hhh Point yesterday. Kudy Wll helm of Portland Ih also men tioned. Medford also K'-is a front pnffo ilri to Unr. II HOflllH Ulldv landed there Thursday and arrived hero last evening. We trust no uitin l escape tho vigilance of Horace I,asky Paramount Bromley. H ho did, he ean claim another world's record. It. W. H. POINTS keeps you from doing your wife of the boss. the suffering, and perhaps lie business man. way, but a wrinkled prune stewed. called about (i o'clock to say said the wife, "and I wasn't IjAK KllintNT, N. .1.. Sept. 1. (P) The naval dirigible Los Ange leu, under the command of Ilen tenant Commander 11. V. Wiley left the field hero today for tlv opening- of nn airport nt Sun bury. Pa., nnd tho stnto convention of tho American Legion at llrldB ton. N. J. Jeff Impersonates a Butler For Mutt In An f MAN), HeRG'S A run down to the. concr AkiTv NAG A PAfte OF CIGACSTTGS. A(Mt E UASH TO yntfttm ytwgeftW, Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Signed It-ttcra pertaining to personal health and hytfne, not to disease Jiagnoftja ar treatment, will ! aiiKwvml by Ir. Brady it a atanipH, fti-lf-uildniwfcj envelope in enclosed. Letters hhould be brief a fid written in Ink. Owing to tlie lurgp number ot letters re ceived, only a lew can be answered here. Xo reply can lie mude to queries not conform ing to instructions. Add rest. lr. William Brady, in care of tliis newspaper. TirK AWFlb PROPAGANDA IN' It is generally understood that the services of physicians and nurses cost real money and are rarely available without price. On this ground I, for one, hato to buy Insurance from a concern that pro vides for a cer tain class of pol icyholders, n o t ably poor people and I n (1 u stria! service w 1 t hout vislblo eost. 1 feci that the cout, whether n a med or not, is being added to my pre mium, and naturally one hates to pay for anything ono doesn't want or doesn't get. On similar ground I object to n modern practice of certain soap ami glycerin producers who launch what they al lan "institute" and through this arrangement propa gate such Ideas as they consider favorable lo the business. Among tin 111 ens thus propagated Is one that may drive a few more cus tomers lo the soap counter, but will never gain the va net ion of science. The notion is this: ". . It Is , possible to cause suffocating by destroy ing the respiratory power of the .skin." And as though to clinch the mat ter in the mind of the unsophisti cated reader the same people offer this bit of information for gen eral publication: "Tho skin Is the most hard working organ in the body, for It produces oil, sweat, hair and nails; absorbs, throws off waste, breathes, and regulates tho temperature of the body." I think that is stretching the skin a whole lot, or stretching its functions. However, the soap and Klyerin makers declare they found tho statement In a curious book by a Doctor Oscar L. Levin of Cor-; nell university. Even so, I still call it baloney. j So far as the use of soap Is con-! corned. I favor Its use earlier and of toner by more customers than . have over used It sparingly. I be lieve plain soap is at least as good, as any dentifrice for cleansing the teeth . I consider plain soa p the best all around antiseptic and dis infectant we have. 1 am not so keen on tho wet body wash, but I do think lifo would be very ad without soap. Still 1, main tn In that It is not a propei- part of the soap or glycerin producing business or Industry to teach or educate the public In the physiology or hygiene of the skin, or in any other branch of physi ology or hygiene. 1 believe this education costs real money, and when I buya cake of soap T am paying for it, against my will. I object to the practice of propa gating such Ideas about the skin or its functions, first, because the ideas are not true, and second, be- causo the propagation of them Is at tho expense of the defenseless ultimnte consumer, and the prin ciple of the thing Is not equitable or fair. Public policy brought about er tain reforms of the methods of business in the life Insurance world some years ago. The same policy should take cognl?.ance of the strange affiliations nnd peculiar activities of other kinds of big business. Surely It is 'high time that some check or restraint should he ptuccd a rou ml the activities known as "propaganda." We have, public schools every where, and every Individual in the community contributes his pro rata toward I heir maintenance. There Is tho propei placo to teach the functions of the skin. 1 put it to business people at large: Is It right to make your customers pay for your propo ganda? i'KSTIOXX AX1 ANSWKHS (irltthuc TcMMli. They complain nt home that 1 :4m forever gritting my teeth when 1 am sleeping. Can you tell me how to correct this? Miss K. F. Answer. Sometimes It Is duo to irritation from Infected root ca nals or from uneruptod teeth. Sometimes it Is a reflex action caused by Irritation In the digestive tract. So you should have your teeth exit in tiled and any necessary treatment given by your dentist, and then arrange with your family doetor for your first complete health examination. This; will en- QJftRTP. TH& COUNT SMOKOi wv' vPRv.veRv ? s3s 1 -- wow Mti iow h- "T.vrxr. .s tat. ai jam,"- -2 1 j- 1 v ... ..nr. 1 cz. rAA .tv 1 11 r- 1 1 iw 1 ,w,ji. 'orkqon, Saturday, THE GO OH OliD SUMMER TIME able the doctor to advise about cor rection of any faults of diet or cat- ; ing habits. There Is a popular no- ' tion that such gritting of the teeth ; in sleep Indicates that the hull- vldual has "worms," but In prac-1 tlce there Is little real evidence to support this fancy. , Acidosis Complex. I am suffering from acidosis 1 a very Irritating rash over my ! whole body. 1 bathe often In Hoda and carbolated water. . 1 avoid eat- ; nK potatoes, meat, gravy, white I bread and sweets. My physician i wants me to eat no tomatoes, but : I hato to omit them from my diet, i as I am an expectant mother. Mrs. A. P. ! Answer. r do not understand j how you reach the conclusion thatj very useful in opposing aldosis. 1 Tomnloes nre of lightly less value. ! Milk is neutral. Oranges, apples,; lettuce, bananas, are especially val uable in the diet when there Is any, tendency toward acidosis. Koods furnishing add waste or combus- j Hons products nre chTefly meats, ; eggs, cereal products, peanuts, and j plums, prunes ami cranberries fbe-j cause of- the benzole acid content ! of the three fruits mentioned). All j other fresh fruits, and the fresh vegetables and greens rather fur- nish an alkaline ash. j Another Nmu Specialist. j Five months ago a foot special- t 1st at the shoe store told me I had fallen arches and that 1 must wear! arch supports, for which I paid $0. , Now I find my feet are In worse1 condition than before and there Is , no foot specialist where I am stay ing . . . V. P. J. 1 Answer. For tho lack of a "foot 1 specialist" where you are now you should be thankful. It is a grave I error to adopt arch supports or any other artificial brace or sup- porter, cast, corset, bandage or ap pliance, without medical advice, i Such surgical - appliances are of J ourse valuable and necessary ad-! ju nets' In the treatment of certain! deficiencies or deformities, but they are cnpablc of doing Irremediable harm when unwisely used. I ad vise you to stop trifling with your feet and consult a physician before your trouble gets any worse. (Copyright, John P. Dllle Co.) AVonuii nre nrt m'ntiiimiUy scratch In' Vinselvct ns Is gvner ti sy tuMKo. They're Xce-Wn' amuntl fcr tlf little flimsy shoul der straiw that hold 'cm t'gvther. I see) William Allen White has gone, t Kuropo t stay till after th election, an' I wondered why he wuz In such a big hurry t' knock Al Smith. 4 Communications As to the Judiciary. To the Editor: Your editorial dealing with the judicial situation In Jackson and Josephine counties states that judgeships should ho kept out of politics. This a Is famillnr ex pression, hut does not bear exam ination. "Polities" comprises those actions of Individuals and groups which aim at securing the control or of Influence over the processes ot Government. Government has ior us iuiii-ihmis uiu iuiviuK administration nnd enforcement! of the lnws. and the bulk of the laws and the functions of . gov-1 Emergency coukX, MAM IS lN)TeeT A JtWGU ioSt Ufce A CCOCte. fJOUj H'S 'DOVJUMVCAlftS NOUO HG'S CROSSIMG TH oT?rer MouJ He's BuViNG THg. ciGAfteTves- MOW UC'S COMING Back. - Rippling Rhymes (By Walt Mason.) ItF.AI. TIIAOKDY . OKI Gaffer IJoUlrum hiiR six sonn, who live on farms, sonio lilies apart; he vislu Willi these selfish onew, und each one trlea to breuk Mb heart. He had his roll Home year ap:o. that. kct him xafu In Easy Street; he mild. "I will divide th-j douuh union); my hoys, so help me pete, why keep my money till I die? They're needing eapltal today, to plant new fields of oats and rye, to buy machines for baling hay. I will divide my hard-earned hourd. to please ly sons nnd help them out; and eaeh one. at his Ki'oanlnK board, will wel come me, I have no doubt. While I survive I'll stay In turn with Alexander, John and Paul, wllh Absalom anil Steve and Kern, ond he mueh honored by them all." Hut when he noes to settle down with Alexander for a while, lies Kreeted with a sullen frown, arid finds no welcome, and no smile. And when he camps with Kern nnd John, he seems to be a nui sance there; they seem lo wish he would foenone, and urudKe him bunk und bill of fare. They've had the old man's am ple stack, there's nothinK fur ther to expect; so when he culls at any shack, no cordial sniilo can he detect. No doubt the sons are henrllcss skates, but they are human more or less; and countless old men meet such fates, nnd spend their null In bleak distress. If f!af fer Dnldrum had retained his bundle ns He should have done, he .would not now bo aricvnil und pained hy.nny Brim, cold blooded son. Hut ull the boys would strive to show how much ;hey honored their old dad; and If to visit them he'd (to, they all would lie exceeding srlnl. He Is a chump who Rives away his substance ere it's time to quit; he dies, nnd on that fate ful day his will is sure to make a hit. ernment have to do with the own ership, control, management and benefits of property. Judgeships conatttute the key to the structure of government. 1 havo known many judges, and I have never known one who was insulated from the political cur rents of Influence of his time and community. You imply that tho appointment of judges would so in snlato them. But we all know that one of the powers of the presi dency and tho U. S. senate Is the control of tho appointments of supremo court judges. And one way to judgo a candidate for tho presidency Is to ask: "What kind of Judges will ho appoint to the supremo court?" You might as well talk about the "appointment" of a chief of police as a method of insulating that officer from graft in a big city. In signing the document, which you havo published, endorsing Judge Thomas as circuit court judge, I reserved my rights as a democrat. That was a political document; It Is now being used as a political document. ' Signatures; of lawyers were asked lor. be-1 cause it was thought they would be useful in influencing voters. The document had no other pur pose. Not being entirely Inno cent, I treated tho document for what it wns, and would do so again. Judge Thomas is a repub lican. The two attorneys who brought the paper to me to be signed were republicans. Tho I paper, which now prints the docu ment is a repunncan paper, mis Is a predominantly republican community. Nevertheless, I - be- 1 Hove that h democrat has some I rights, which even the candidates j for Judge is bound to respect. If I that Is not so, l might as welt rind It out, especially since, as an attorney, I am compelled to ap pear before the judgo of the cir cuit court. 11. GAYr.ORD. Medford, August 20. UEDWOOD CITY, Sept. 1. iff) Robert Taylor. 30. part time caddy j at Hurlingame country club, parti- ! ally wrecked tho Hillsborough nnd j Redwood City jails trying to get a bulb, lie pulled the wash basins! from their pipes trying to make a i shower. Later officials took him the bill basement hero sinil e-:ivt ! nlm a tuomng. , Clean rags wanted at the Mall Tribune office. tf HG's Trte Besv personal SSRUANT GVGR. HAI. Hfe should Be comiaj& UPSTAIRS .MOVw; SVJRS eMoo&H- THcee He LADY LINDBERGH CLOSE 10 DEATH AS PLANE CRASHES; i PlTTKBCriOII. Sept. 1. iff) A nlane successfully flown from Kng- land to South Africa and back by I one nvialrlx came close io hviuh a death machine tuv another wom-j.jj of Morm, fi xpe.,, an flier, who had earned her fume 'down in the ocean, hv being the first of her sex to, "Tho most grueHomo encounter negotiate the treacherous Atlantic I over had." liorchart wild, "hun At KogerH field, near here, last penod one day when I wan work ni.ri.t mi Amdla Karhai't. Unton Jntf 1 sunken German Kiibrna- social worker, and Wnn-Atlantic piano cracked un the KngHsh plane ,.v- cro-Avian. It was once the prop- j ei'tv of Uidy Heath. As Miss Karhart wns milking a landing, a wheel became mired in a rut. The plane swerved, stood on Its nose for a momnt, and then ap peared to stagger -In the wind. Thn, ns It seeim-d certain it must turn over. It settled, nose in the Kioiind, with its tail 1 T. feet in the ali. .Mis Karhart and her pas senger. George 1. I'utman, New York publisher, were uninjured. A lower left wing was broken and the landing gear was smasn-, jt body of tho officer fol ed. Repairs are lo be oxpi -dlted 1 1Win(f ine i ihe way." throuixh the sending here of a du-j 4 plicate Avian plane from : necessary parts will be salvage L'ndaunled by her experi Miss Karhart stated she would re-1 1 main In Pittsburgh until repairs were completed. She said she did not care to continue her journey in any other plane. It was her first crash it 1 K years of flying. "I have been told that accidents come u cycles of three," AMss Kar hai't said, "but 1 hope such Is not true in my case." As she made that remark she dropped her helmet and goggles 1 on the cement walk. Picking up the jioggles and noting they were unbroken, she smiled and said, "Well, this Is a good omen, ot any rate." 4 IBIT10N L COMPULSORY VOTE 8YDXBY. Australia, Sept. 1. (P) Prohibition was defeated by moro than 2 to l in the New South Wales liquor referendum to day. Voting was compulsory. The final vote showed 209, 1C2 in favor of prohibition and t7 0. 178 opposed, in tho federal district of Canberra thero 'were 82 votes for prohibition, 342 for public con trol of liquor selling nnd 44C in favor of licensed premises. Brisbane's Today (Continued from Page One.) the answer is BOTH. The mail with the wealth iules, as he has always done, partly because the other men want part of his wealth. Also because it requires Intelli gence or cunning to acquire wraith. Intelligence and cunning mean power. Sad from the viewpoint of the earnest radical, doubtless, but his tory proves its truth. Marc Anthony, for instance, never would have bothered with Cleo patra, rather plain und getting old, if she hadn't gold that Anthony needed in his fight against Caesar. M Bears had planned to raid the Rtock market yesterday and today, taking advantage of brokers' ab sence for a long week-end holiday. They buyers will be back on Tues day, and the hears will sympathize with their relatives that raided a horuet'p nest, und found only hor nets, not money. This Is NOT the time to sell America short. Wait a few years. Mr. Ford closes his automobile plant In Ireland because machines made there, sold in England, must pay duty to go from Ireland to Great Britain. lie will manufacture Kordsou tractors only in Ireland. In Europe there is great demand for those tractors. In America Port! has stopped making his Fordson. There will he no more when the present supply is exhausted. He may manufacture a different trac tor years hence no more of the old kind. He'i Nwrr, do vou iOST want plain UVjG A OR CORK ct-ockl . T?S? DEEP SEA DIVER CHILLS OPTIMISTS WITH GRIM TALE CHICAGO, Sept. 1. (P) , Speaking of ghost storiea, i,es A. uorcnarc, aeep sea aiver. sent hilla down tho Hplneu of optimist lii) t)itiiberH vputertlfiv u-ii. pilot Of tllO!""" "tB ' ". i, IliUl Friendship, ! travelled down ono of tho piut- sageways to una me snip s iO? and j upon turning around to retrace 7 my step.1, I found tho bodies of three German officers standlni,' upright behind mo. "Vou knv bodies in a sub merged ship remain In a perfectly I natural state and follow a diver about in the vacuum -he creates. ' "on - looking Into tho face of ono of the officers, I recognized i him as u German I had met in in restaurant in Hamburg. 1 push Jed him out of the way and pro i ceeded to the conning tower, I win.ifA t miidi mv exit with tin. SAME OLD STORY AT THE CROSSING EGG HAH HOR CITY, N. J., Sept. 1. (I1) Three persons wero killed and three others critically Injured when their automobile was struck by a freight train at a grade crossing of the Pennsylvania rail- road hero today. The dead nre Albert M, Herr schaft. 3(1. his wire, Elizabeth, IU, and daughter. .Amelia, , of Norris lown Pa. The injured are John Daly 5S, and his wife, L.ydia, parents of Airs. Herrschaft, and another daughter of the couple, Marlon 1 Merrschaft, 4. Little hope was held j for their recovery. Tho party was returning froma vacation to Mays Landing. FOLKESTONE, Eng.,- Sot. 1. . (A1) Ishak Helmt, Egyptian swim mer, succeeded In crossing the English channel today. Ho landed hero at .1:40 p. m., 2'i hours and 0 minutes after he entered the water at Gape Oris Ness, France. A huge crowd welcomed the Egyptian when he enme ashore hore, lining the beach and the piers as he stroked his way to the harbor. His feat, accomplished after several unsuccessful attempts extending over several seasons brought the total number of chan nel swimmers to 16. Helml has been a training com panion of several of the successful paddlors Including G e r t r u d 0 Ederle, first woman to mako tho crossing. Ll SALEM, Ore., Sept. 1 . () Tho right arm of Arthur l'faf- 1 finger, 21. was torn off at the Uhoulder, and Lewis Faulkner, 23 received injuries about tho shoul ders and head when the motor 1 cycle they were riding crashed into a horse-drawn wagon on the Pacific highway at Wood burn last night. Both young men live :ii Woodbnrn. They wore brought to a hospital here, where It was said Faulkner's Injuries are slight, but that Pfaffinger wns resting only fairly well. SARATOGA SPRINGS, N. T.. Sept. 1. W) Jack Wlgh, W. I. Widener's crack two year old, won tho $(10,000 hopeful stakes juvenile classic aver n fi'i furlong course today. Blue Larkspur, the favor ite, was second, and Chestnut Oak. third. By BUD FISHER