Medford mail tribune., July 29, 1928, Page 4, Image 4

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8. SUMITEH SMITH, Uanafaf
Ail liwi.-prl.iit liewspifm
Entered u aecond clan mattar at Mad'
ford, Oregon, ondar Act of Harcb 8, 1879,
SUBHCH1ITION BATES
Br Mall lo Auvanca:
NO BALLY-HOO IS NEEDED
Press Comment
putting cnttiUHliiMii on the jiayroll.
(KumuiH City Siht.)
HPMY, people of Southern Orvgun ai ghul that Secret urv
1 Hoover hits been able to take a vucutiuu, and spend part j ,,:vri,I KIAS,M v,o vT
of it on the attogiie Hirer, fwliing for ntcolliea.1. They prriWtl.v j Noh(l)Jy ly!;,v;,"!,';!;
uiifliwfttnd his desire to be let alone as Xar as polities are con. (duPMi't know hu political onjunH.
ecnicd. j I to lynx! led the Hoover pro-con -
in fact, it kociiih parlicuUrly fitting that 3.1 r. Hoover should Ir1'1'"" eot-min
iiTr. w!th sOZSS. er I7.B0 I l'(,le here not as a presidential candidate looking for Votes, but 1 HhudUt-r it uha a rorutante of
lily, with Sunday, monlb. ,U nr'wntn i..ll..n Kwilrln.r Co.. 1 - ' j What w aro Roiliff to kc( if Hoover
Ii In it Trimbles lilcmiM1.
IIi:il.l.V Wane .luuyree
ninits, jiriiw Ipally In the tf-xIlK-,
mining art. I tol.artu Inilustilrs, j
rauMcri an Incnaso In labor trou
ble in (.crinany hint year. Thi-re j
were alxu tlis:ij;rf(!ni'- niM about
working thin In the machinery andj
ceramic Intlii-strieH. DayH lost hy !
Daily, without bund)', jretr..
Daflr. wlthijut Sunday, month,
Weekly UH Tribune on ytar.... 1.00
, Sunday, one year 100
By Onrler, in AdTaoce In Med ford, Aih
land, JcktODville. Central Point. Phoenix,
Talent, Gold Hill ind on Uifhwaill
Dally, with Sunday, monlh .76
Dally, without Sunday, month 06
Wily, without Sunday, one ;ur. . . 7.00
Daily, with Sunday, dne yaax 1.00
All trrma, ciah in advance.
H hill I 111 tin nrficlilnn! um! It !..... .. - . .
I'or the role of tint office Keeker, back-slapping, hand-shak-1 anything the v,.,'c American 1 ' ' to iU.'i.v iuTko'uia''
MElfBEB OP TIIR ASSOCIATED t'HKSS
Kactlrii roll Laaatd Wlr Srtrtca
Ouly paiwr In city or county raccivlBg
cava 07 taiefraph.
Tba Aaaoclaicd Praaa la aiclualaaly an
titled to the uaa for republication of all
new uiBifau'iir. nniiiri .u 11 ur uiwibw .
credited in tola paper, and alao to Uja local
All right for republlcatioa of opacfal dla
patcbea herein are alao reaerved.
illL' oliliciii doesn't fit him th.. in.nl in..,,! ,.;,.. ,.r .1... ICa efficiency In nil kinds of !
liurrali boys campaigner doesn't coiifonn to the impression the
people have of liim.
Sworn dally avaraga circnlatlon for all
Bonlba ending April 1, leas. 581.
, )Ulillr Htlinlnlstratlon. J l-'on1'.! to Kt'rriKenil. ' i
i KnowliiB .Mr. ;ioil. thin, w.t'il f;l..S(luV s i.tn arc lonk-
; like to know what lin meaiiK Ijy ; lnK over the n fric.TatiiiK niaehin- '
thlH uliilrmnnl r.t )ifu tlx.. Im'.. .... I ,. . . . . . 1
rpi ii' p t 1 , . -v '"'""'i loi'i'.irauon tor the
. I Hey re-fard IllIU US a lllail of deeds, rather tliail Words; a 1 to ''" wemern rnmpaifii lime when a lieu- rrKulallon pro-j
iiiiui dedieated to service, rather than self exploitation Now I wi" .v1"ll'"t10'"r uil1;' worker H- hihiiinc preservative, m fo,i win I
, ,. ., ... ,. , , ' ,a-a hla lMilcaB hea.liiuarters staff , heeome olfeetive. Hefi iveiatln- fa- i
lie is an apphciint for one of the liife't'est and most diffieult jobsj"111 " i of "liiBh-Brade. . -nnw are now warn Completion'
in the wrld,.l.at of running the affairs of the United States ;hu. ?'u
BVern...C..t. , aha. ea,a,Kn -e can,e I JnaX "hV nkn rT Hee.rl" I
m has a year of hard work behind hi,,,, be has a trying ,,,,,1 CuTy!'-"""! i "'HKcrator
somewhat ardu ous. three months ahead of liim. It. nee ins en-' Thin ih laudable That .is. wpi Washington July s (p)
tirely fit.i,,-, that he should come to Oregon, not s a preside,,.; JlZZ
tial eanditlatc, but as a private citizen, to et a breathiii" spell :al'e ean't 1,1,0 anybody 'awarded hiKhest honors after coin i
before he tackles one of the Invest jobs of all. "x'i , " ',, 7 '""'I' ' "' "rrieie,,, ,..
" ,JVU "" iillc If .Mi', (iood really la depend- gunnery, engineering' and com. I
' ' l'K on liii.'h-Bi-adi' voluntee.-.s full ' nilinicatinn. X'nw h.. ....... n.. .. i
Adrertfatnir Reoreaentatlvea ........ 'of i.m Itol.. .....I .,...... ....(. i '
M. o. uoiiknskn a cohi'ant i I1 or .Air. Hoover is a new tvnc ot nresu entnil oaiulnloi.. 'I'l... . ... . . ..i.. ...w.. . ......... o.,,.o s ,ne. ,eat nail, i
Offieoa in New Vork. Chlca.n. Uetroit. ..... ' ' ' " 1 " nnnon is. lie Isiri. lie . . ,
Bm rranciaco. toa Angelea. Seaitia, Port-1 people or .Southern ureejon are NOT Jor bun because be is tl "'ln'' 1,1 Kansas city, and we don't
-S ' "!l"-'"""1',r- or " BuoJ Pi.ser, or the world s eluunpion baby nL'iui
&Wfrify(ifL I kisser, .enthusiastic volunteers around
j , T.cy are for lii-u, because they know what he has done in Tm "he
i lie past, Know wnat lie can lie expected to do in the future -- ""'v "orkinR savaKeiy am,
because they are convinced he is better qualified to be the ei, jlrewalllirhi'nrne'wes" ;
eral manager of this eountrv than anv oilier man in public life nc Ml" 'lnB Hni1 B've '
S.. Il.ev rln i.nl evi.oel hi... . ...'.. .. 1 1 Jhl" ,".'l"ns to a low-Krade per- ;
' ...... iv ......u-.-.,,. inH or Kivc son without any enlhuslasm at nil
but prelly well nuallfleil in point
01 experience and a not inadequate
Official paper of trie CI17 of Uedford.
Official paper of Jackaon Counta.
1
Smudge Smoke
2 IiIr ' buRM of the AHNoeiated
vero uHiiiK tin bum they Hell. Ktuiup speech every time he vent uros f rpin Jus own fireside, any
.some inteiiHc heat was on tup I more than they expect such conduct front, their leading busi-
the lant of the week, and whh en- i
I iirnn limn.
Joyed hy all
Tomus Sworn Iiuh retuined from
vWanka. and has Ktai'tcd work lug
to net thitiKH In nhapc for Chrlat
nuiri. t.'o. Com. (I. A I ford liaa been
busy all week picking bin tiprl-
COtH,
Karl Haft or the foot of Ml.
1 ' 1 1 1 is In town f in a few d a y h
on a vaeallon. lie Hays 311 peo
ple from here are at tho foot of
.Ml. I'itt on a vacation.
rolxoit letters have been thrown
around on Ijiwiih, and tho author
iiten uro looking for u perHon with
a dwarfed hoiiI.
Herb Hoover will ho here to
day to fiish. II would he Just like
the Huh to get ornery and not
bite.
.1 . KergUKtm 1 1 en th ru n u pHta I e
IuhI week to attend a conference.
K. DavlH announced the fight
Thtii'H. ove over the radio, with
the help of your corr. tho Lord,
and tho inarlueH, who have the
isit ii tit l.n weil In hand.
Korest flrea have been plentl
fill all hint week. They woro
inan-cauHed.
,Many of our hiwyorn nre on
their annual unearned sojourns iq
the well known unknown purta.
It. Muhanimed and Hull Man
' tn nil will uiukh each other up in
a wraKHling match Mon. night. It
Ih freely predle-.ed that a leg or
Hiinething will rome loone during
tho titanic atruggle.
Carl, t-'lehtner Ih hack from the
Ild-Vet,, and hut about all the
heat ,he viu'fis for, getting u dou
ble done. " '"i
tany uf the botfrurrcriHed males
nre running : inn in. I hi ice-cream
pantM. '--'"V
Tho Legion boya nre a,H:;'rQy for
tho big coiiclavo here tniti wVk.
ami many of tho outHtamltn'g. dl-.
ueea or me mat. dint, are taking
on n gala appearance.
Hue of the Midi Jioyl boya glvca
promlrie of being a drum major,
and following In the foutmepM of
TedleuM linker and Muttlbun Win.
The new ginger a lt f,-um Hie
1'hllllpiueH haa arrived, and Ih be
ing freely guz-llrd for ltnelf alone,
by I he natlven.
ThreHhing Ih underway. Vlek
JluiHeli being among thone thus
engagetl.
' l' Hybee bnught U"0 Mbeep
Monday. Mr. H. t..l the writer
Sal. that he had m ore k lice p than
he knew wlmi to do with. No
wonder Co or re hh 1m sorely puzzled
by the farm prnbtem.
They merely expect him later on to tell them what the'eoun-
payroll Mtanrting.
Of com ne, we all know the re
publlcjinH nre poor and are Koing
to conduct the cani:iign wfth an
ONYX
POINTEX
HOSIERY
For Women $1.95
Hoc
Brisbane's Today
try needs, how lie believes those needs may be supplied, notll'"""y "'"s,l,v. hearts full or love
only to advance the material but moral well-being of the coun
try, leaving the rest to the capability of the average citizen to
go beneath the surface of things, to the essentials and realities
beneath.
TO THE "EGRESS"
and a hllnd faith In the favor of I
heaven. That's ivhali .Mr. (Iood
incauK. and we wish ho could ex
plain It personally to every voter,
because when he Inks you in the
eye and explains such things, you '
arc bound (o believe, him. He has
that kind of an eye and that kind
of a voice, which Is why he is
luauaKliiK .Mr. Hoover's western
ca nipaiKll.
Unfortunately, such 'explanations
are not so fonvii'clni; in prim. The
orils have a certain coldness, not
are
said
niethliiK of the snine kind In
U7 HKN' Mr. 1". T. Itanium had difficulty in getting the peo- nl
pie out of bis American Museum so more people eoultl w-
get in, he hit upon the pious idea of erecting a sign rcadiiiK. "To ,u "i,y '"e-tt'iessivencss. They
II. I'. it i i ,i . . Rood but not .Mr, (iood. lie
the Kgress and when the curious people went through the door son.ethinB of the s,e kin.
to which the sign pointed thev found themselves out in the cob I lK"n"UM '" lH,t h'"K huitkuihUmi
i.ol.l .'... .1,1 ..ill, .. I. .'r .. ii -.1 ..- ' ''V'ird-Jawed youuK men from Hie
" ...... no ciu.u.i; oi yeiuiig iiHCK wiiuoui auillllg In departni(!nt of commerce who coub(
I . I . s gate veeeipts.
Mr. Bariium got a lot of fun out of that little joke of li is,
and after looking up the word " Kgrcss" in the dictionary tin;
victims decided l T. was technically correct, and they could
legitimately blame no one or nothing but their own credulity
Harnum was the perfect showman. And Mr. Al Smith is in
many ways his residuary legatee. Unless wo are much mis
taken, those good people in tho Republican party, who intend to
follow the genial Al's sign "To Prohibition Modification," art
going to find themselves in a similar predicament, out in the
cold, eld world, with nothing but the rather dry reflection, for
consolation, that the joke wus on them.
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INSURANCE
First Insurance
Agency
A. L. HILL, Managar
Phone 105 30 N. Central
Medford, Oregon
PURE MILK
IS THE PERFECT
FOOD and Seal-Kaps
guard its purity until you
drink it
Mll.K is your cheapest and most complete food. It carries the
necessary protein to build muscle. It contains all of (lie live
vitamins, those strange substences that help children grow,
that create energy and increase resistance to disease.
Yet milk is the most easily spoiled of all foods. It must bo
protected in spotless dairies and bottling rooms. It must be
gunrded until the very moment you drink it. For this reason,
wc have adopted Scal-Kaps for our bottles.
Seal-Kaps completely cover the mouth of the millc-bottle.
They protect it from contamination by flies, cats, doflt or
germ-laden fingers. They are the most convenient milk
bottle cover. No prying with picks or knives. No splashing
of milk on your clothes. Scal-Unps can be taken oft' by a
twist of the hand. And they make a bandy bottle cover
afterwards.
We are the only dealers in town that olfer this safe and con.
venient bottle top to protect your milk supply. Telephone
for your first bottle tomui 1 0v morning.
I :
Snider Dairy 6
Produce Co.
AVo refer particularly to those Itepiihlicans who think "to
Prohibition modification" is going to men some radical and con
vivial change in the present status of "intoxicating liquor"
a miraculous return to those good old days, when a man could
blow , the froth from a schooner of beer, or kiss the bartender if
he, felt impelled, without violating the Constitution of the United
States.' -"'...
If Al Smith !s elected, it will be due to these votes, and it
will also be due to tUiit same amusing quality in human nature
which impclletUhc gullible, natrons of Hie American Museum t
follow that "Kgress" sun ruider the impression that they were
to see something smaller than Tom Thumb or something mnie
incredible than the Kiji Mermaid, or Cttlou,el Fremont's "Wnolv
Horse." ' -
They, too, when the election is over, and the country has
returned to normalcy again, will have only their credulity to
blame, the joke will be most deeidedlv on them.
shut their eyes and ti ll liim what
the republican majority was in the
six hundred and forty-second pre
cinct of chloiiRo in lll-l, wo did
not pay much attention to It.
Wc trust the situation has not
chanced. We are confident that, ,
Poor as the republicans are. .Mr. '
flood has been able to keep some
of these youiiK men about him.
They may not .represent a .nilni.'i
mum of expense, nor for that mat
tor does volunteer, unpaid enthusi
asm, but they are nre sort you (.Mr.
(Iood) would pick If you (.Mr. I
i.ood) were looking for a maxi
mum of efficiency.
I'erhaps If the republicans are
iltaeivliiK. heaven will send them
some money before the campaiBii
is over and .Mr. Com! won't have
to think ho much about the mini
mum of expense, hut In the meau-
whllo he probably Is wise in not T
IF IT'S SNIDER'S IT'S THE BEST TO BUY
WE DEVELOP
FILMS
FREE
West Side
Pharmacy
'The Rexall Store'
, --.-iy-h ii, ,, Uajn.nH j
Wfalce up! Build a sleeping
It's a great ay to solve the extra
bedroom auristion. Yrm ran an'J
For nothing is more certain than that if governor Smith is flf 1 i. t 11
lutui liesuleiit, his prohibitiou modilieation wil no motel v- i ... 1 . ...
mean light wines and beer than it will mean a return of the oh! 8Um"-ana you Jl VC the WllOlC lamily scrapping
-A.
Painless Dentistry
"When 1 speak of PAINLESS DENTJSTPV, it means that I use
a little extra care in (loadeniny the nerves and jLi'ums to elimi
nate the pain of dental work or extracting, through my methods
of jiackint;' the tooth, deadening the jjnnis or "blocking'' tho
nerves.
It is natural that, with the pain eliminated. I can do lietter work
I am not rushing to finish the job because it is painful to impatient.
mi
NOT THE CHEAPEST BUT THE BEST DENTIS
RY AT MODERATE PRICES
i!.fch
laaaUabSj)
Office Phone 872-J
DR. I. H. GOVE, Dentist
The Best Dentistry Done Painlessly
235 E. Main St. Residence Phone 768-J
(Continued from Pa One)
whII a moment there's ono more
ehnnec." .They called n colored
youth. 18 years old. Certainly,"
na id he, "You will find it up 'in
tho (jallory, second shelf." Sim
ilarly lio could locale any ono of
thousands of nooks In that store.
Had he rend? "Nu, I don't remi
any of tho lioolis, but 1 know thorn
till."
Vullnlro apoloKliod for the huihII
...... ...
"muni. v uai it win mean seems fairly certain.
Itriefly it will mean a mess.
With a dry Congress, and with not more than half a dozen
states that in any clear-cut wet-dry issue can he depended
upon to vote wet, Al Smith will no more be able to eliminate
the 18th amendment mid legalize the liquor traffic than he will
be able to eliminate the law of gravity.
His election will be interpreted as a defeat for the Dvv Law
amendment, but the only practical result will be that federal,
state and local dry enforcement, will be relnvcl ..,,,1 i
amer. n::5.;y1rr!H"l, 1,1 ,i,u '
m'n ot roiiiiiitum with none-or very few, of ils prnclieil
benefits.
From our viewpoint this is a safe prediction for we don't
believe Al Smith will b,. elected. Itt ir he is, and some po
it ical prophets say he will be, we prophecy herewith that the
sorest citizens in this fair land, about a year later, will he those
Ifeptiblieans who voted for him, upon the assumption that his
"cci would materially ehan
fie in this eountrv.
They will find they have placed a parly in power to which
they do not belong, defeated tho man best qualified for presi
dent their party has nominated in a generation and got their
feet no nearer a brass rail -legally at least, 11,,,,, thev were
before.
And if this should happen Al Smith Hie perfect salesman.
"vo Ins little laugh. The joke wi
not he on bin,.
for uppers and lowers in the outdoor Pullman.
We have the stuff sleeping porches arc made of, at
a price that won't give you a bad dream.
Woods lumber
WHY THEY ACT THAT WAY? by CeorSe
ei-ed with notes In his fine hand-
will lint. Calherlno of Russia nought
litem all when he died.
Htirklo, author of an Inlrnduc
tlon to "Tho History of Civiliza
tion In Knalnnil," hail 0",0imi vol
umes In his llliiary and read con
Htantly.
' II' a man could read and know
olio hundred honks, properly chos
en, ho would hnvo an education.
Dr. Ijiim'Kiicr, marvelous liy,inn
, list uf Vienna, docs and says
thhiKH lo worry tho criminal. Hy
hypnotism ho caused a youn
criminal. Verno liisiher, to confers
nfler fifteen minutes the munlr
of hla mother, sister and two hired
men.
Dr. Ijtnssner aayn each lias a
sixth sense that can ho made lo
receive tho thonmht of another.
ThniiKlit l somelhliiK llko a hroad
eastluK operation.
Ho hypnotizes the criminal ami
easily obtains the truth from him
lii'eause "hla crime la aKaya on
lils mind."
711 East Main
tlio status of tho liiiuor traf-
rtM'tiuiily
MKXICO CITV. July ?. Ti
Intimate friends of President
Cnllea say that ho told them ho
will retire front tho presidency on
December 1.
QUILL POINTS
Any blind-foldcd lady who cam, tell tho difference between
cigarettes should be able to distinguish early cantaloupes from
white pmc.
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Plan for 1929
Vacation
M s loss I han Iwclve months awev
for in.isi of us, but what a wontloi-
.... m-.-uiik jou win experience llel
year. kno-Ain- that you won't have
a financial care in the world when
th" time comes.
And Ihe .lan of snln Is simple
Set ns,.. sti;u!ntcd sun, weellv
in this Hank and then watch Ihe
; total crow.
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