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MEMHtK or THE A910CT .7tf M
ttdad U w I'jr TyJnvatM vf ail I
cradJtod a uMt, a4 am u Lca kcsi
tfiriS?Siiti f itAciAi o
iwiitiw
ftaitr
1417, tiCXr
Offtrlal pr of City of Mfr4.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthar Prrrr
It has M-n a Ionic !im wn- any
Iif,il autottt wait run into ty u
lhon pole. .
Thp idipm art puMi shins
photofi f Tui kinh wotnftn. im-
ih-y "havf l--n allowxl lo aF-ar
in public without vils. "an'li'lly.
thf Turkish Rtrl hull l-av
thlr vfil on. Th ipnur alwn
ouKht f put a ((UU'tuj on the pro
m of th lowu W. . T. V..
tirKing tha Wdncn of Anr-rica to
ttwrar off on routes, powdirr. uutl
oth-r hHaulirtcm, fr one w-W.
Af f KXT: C;iVF Ml Qt AltTK'lt !
H urtulli ,aitU-1niM. j
In dealiitv with the varioun
phaw-j of thV church a come I
to your attention you have !
rlv?n no quarter nl uoked
for none, you have not eh one n
the easiest path. ,
An roifdonal yip 1m h-arl from
upMiit1 urKinft our enior e-d-
rw-rifl-r for th vire-pretldency. j
The pl'-thora of urnutty Hoteh
;.fi
Moriea. whir h m wept thia vicinity
recently 1m ahalinic.
V ou a ud I r by ca n now ta k e
your Kuhaiyat, your rnoonl'-uinn,
your kodak piiur' und your
dreumx and K'i o II 1" (HI-.
Kxamlner.J Wh-'ie a nunance i
ditched.
Strau l'rrf'-M itro fin lh mar kftl.
H'vnil will luy n HUlt tf clttlhi-M
Intff atl.
Tin riickUM, fiiMi. ruiiiitiM, nit'lff.
anl row whfrh h;is li-fn r:ti:ini;
nmoni; ll) lt:ifitftt ttf rtuU-in for
month., U tht firm trut'dM In a
thurrh thitl wild not calti'rt n
"tu-hUni."
I
Ah near an your rorr. can make
out, ther will be no vegetation on
th spring bo ni ict x of the li.tlshe
viktx. F. I:ybie. a pronpt num farmer
and cattleman, ban a r! h batitonc
cold.
YK Wil lth m;
I am told by vifdMng forlgnerfi
that the first thing they obxerve
In A rncrb a l the unni'Mi
trouble that the Ht:u -Hpanglcd
male goe tn (t, cnnvlnce everyone.
In lght that he Ih cXceMHU' ly he.
n fellow with hair on IiIh client ami
with the longeMt fibula In captiv
ity, a pnyehlcal tohucco rhrwer
and one capable of looking any
man In the eye ami telling him to
go to He. t Ih imMomi. tiny n
iure nie. that the Amerhan per
mit m hi.- Itiawij Unity to be taken
for Kinnti-d: alniiy he mtiHt em
phaHlxe t In one way or another
lent the fact of it e.irape bin audi
ence. The A merle in n fUHpiciun of
nil artist. iniiMlc-t;iiiH moi p.. tH In
particular. It- Jtimply an nhlh-uc
proof ft the foreigneiM contention,
and a more positive proof i to be
had In the promlMctirxiy einlM-IHsh-
meni in even iun nmst ;su.il con- I
vernation with cm, wordM. In hi!
tnl.Hcidhineiu.H and nrten dl-rn:iylTig 1
exnectoratlonH. In hi- ile ui.ri ,.f
leu iih a beverage. In IiIk dicut-.i j
love lettei-i am
bis
of ,
wearing a red tie.
The American. It would
however much of a ttuik
he may be, yet rents nnn isy
reaRoti that Is unfathomable
dtlv.
-for
hypothetical doubt nx to hl man
ly virtu. Hlnco mich profi-wMinno
tin thone uf. fity, interior decorator.
rlieRMniak.-r, ballet master or h.ilr
d rennet f t ee I y e n t e red into by
perfertly mns uline foreif-neiH
nre n.ocia(et in hlx mind with
effeminacy, the average ih-mocrat
Would rather etarve to death than
lie caught In nny our of them, lie
nht lnki. like a cotton undei nhli t.
from even the fulntt st danger of
being thought n lizzie, in ttter
to Rtrnroi before the "world thai he
In a hard-boiled, id-booded guy
with nn pink In him he engagon In
tnoro un ncreMna ry 0' lg h t h, ea m
nor u n prM.ed a n t n n nd en t cm
oftener thitn any other male in
f 'hrlntendoin. ( .Mercury.
SKW VORK. Haniiiel MiiKld. a
tralnnr of cIiikk In AhiHt:a, eumo
from bpyoud thp Art-lie elrrlo to
fine fiirrtura for thirteen iIcmih that
litrpd. tin ffol ltlilltmilll for tiiiMi
"I canm more than 700 mllea and
It coat mo at leant Ihree tlmen I lie
tii'in.OOO aalrl Haniiii-I, "but I cot
Hatiafurtlon."
i
MII.O, Maine, tlnr. 29. (IP)
Three henvy earth Mho-kH were fell
here Inot nlcht nml four llxhter
n-a aliook the town thin morning.
Wo Uumuao wo ruporiod.
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CHICAGO!'
i VERT rMY it b-om nwr Hear whi--H?- B:iP Trtomp
on mz kik-Ii a hit in hi
araint ir-aj Britain.
! It U ! r!y inlii-atl by ti: j.r Iisia-the, that th eiti
J ! zen, (.f the VinIy Mf-tn.poH-., wh haven't a-noinat!.- in I'ntir
I hnfjm-krx. have Iwrulnt in their ult-eves or mat-hint .i;ns ui.'ler
their daiitxari.
Naturally, a (leelaratinn t,
I iin-OKifortabb- than a
. n0 for tisiii' it: am a
. at, with no Jitima' opKrtunity to ofn fj'r.
) ti
Trs- ot war ;iy;iinst Orat Hritain. therefore, hi
I . i 1 i( .ii
j in tli ( it v IIa!l an4 an nrsrrial iu fvery houi, here was a iio
: ri'Mu o(iportu!iir f,r Th- -iiTir- -lf-foraf to fun'!
uas imahie'to
j "hH 'an 'N'tTHiirit? a fctat of
Urn! the I5rin.fi M.. I
V.lally
fault, but that fact
: barra.Kiri situation.
With no ha? far-i?m'r4 to
i ar shootintr at each other: and
th-y arp honihiiiif tit horn of
TIhh is what mifht b- ti-rmed satisfying i'hi--ao's .-ivic
spirit with reverse KnyliOi. ot only i i'hir-a;." vatmtol
ar'-hiteHiiral In-anty iU.!n-4 to s.iff.-r. but th jH.pnlatio;! fij-nr-j,
of Xf'vr York jjeant rival ar.- tlireat-inl with a vrious
lei'lifi.
Just iiow liiir U to j.'-t out .of th? prosput mss, Hoes
not af.pear clear at tlie pr.-vnt
f..l
.ww.-.i,,! jit-iu. iiKiii.' arf.iiini
too profPl to fiL'ht. he mi-ht by t -
a .stroke of ".-nius that would b' -
as fairer inr earnnire as Jtij UiH.
keep the t-'allant t-itienry of (
electio.'i !
QUILL
Neptune mifrht save many
n ,n'- Atlantie.
I-ontiin for the t'0l obi
jmhvl appetite.
New York haA small reason
merely came to market.
Von 'iin say oiip thins f'r
issue a rest.
,
.Note to DemoeratK: It is nice
tloesn t mean you must hat vour
Xfiirly fViT.vlio.lv him a liresikfaM room in the old tlays, Imt
it was called a kitchen.
I'liilfisoliy is a method (,f reconeilinj; yourself t.i
ialilc. K.xample: ".Mniiey-jfruhliiiij! is .sordiil. "
You
must he a lilt ,. hard -
n;iTciKN oysten; an (lestn-vcl
If noU.ly is calU-a a liar f.r
inir t the Senate coMiniHtcp Js
Anif-ricanisin
ini; a coiiuiiittcf
Hushing tin-
tii investigate
Well, the Vnicp
Imps that ciunrctlf
Tli
HTC
another side. Jiml
for roiihinu' tho poor, anI try to
j There will ho uu ifiore war wl
: no nmre vicious than vour nwn.
((.rrcct tliis sentence: 4 Tin
i i i . . . .
M uu ' , ' ii.urs to a ipMLMiimr who
j Then are just two ways in
t di'ffnl in"! niiiL !' and "NVvr
'iviiicd
nat ions are
tile (.Dos
Ii llu'ir no
,., ... .
"'l,,Ml'Jrs (,i" H
. .
lop wii
1 s '";itui lysis iIopsii t Uit'aii
that the iniird
icr i
r sumo olisotiri
There's just one cinl
in of
understand. It's a fat pur-c
THE NEBBS It Looks
OJC MICC Think; -VOuvC
IS CCRTCVlNUV
t-4(WlNJ(a
" OlPTtCULTV
IN SELECTilsId
A JUOY
Every body
LEEMS TO
VlftwE FOPME.O
ivN ODtNION
Cjot the judge wan
VOU HE'S with YOJ
UKE The Sooth polc.
IS WITH TM
HOLE
tv- W. -
la-a eamj.ai.0 by ti-IaKiiL war
war a ap-alin. Y't n!biii'j
.i-iW,ter in the bip-"x k. t with
(failing uun next to the driver'
(ri ii I'-d
for wilh an
Parri - Ofit I,;s promi.
jn - '.n - still -xits h tv.(-n Chirac
a uo
this j -nTiri-lv Kini? f..rj-
shoot at. t -i;I-n of C'tuVatfo
wiih t.A liritih I.,.,,,;
th'-ir m-n .i.r n.-ii.f..r
writing tni he is a verv rt--
i m '
tor snu- l-.iiro,ea!i ruler not
banef. j.i. k on Muw.lini. What
! Ib-re is a foreign potentate
Stieti a rballi-riL' miu'ht
miu'iit even
hiea sati'hfj
It'd until the next
POINTS
fliers by ereninj,' a one-way
clays i jnst kmtiiujr for
to boast of her brains. They
i
It civrs the tariff
proliihirinn.
.
to love vour enemies but that
friends.
hoiletl.
heforc the l
i-Velop
char - ed with slrali
the meet
callo.l a 'Volm-I
cs scwsion.
jnli
the
any way to iet l.y
tr;i .'( y.
appoiut-
of conscieiu-p is just ahn.it itiie hut
can do soiuctliini for it.
per- (
in Ji it who curses luan
horrow fniir-liits from him.
it the iicililuir's d"g s
...... .
alwavs triad
sa
d sib".
is yivin
a party.
rert a lie
ayain !
dav;
What a woir-
Jut th!
ks 11 ii I .
nk '"ninli
r a heel.
j
j
except ,
aiiVth
to tin1 hiviiuii
ri-iisun iMi't niln
liberty that all races and times
Eld
NORTH
U 60 TO JWL roa WISp V r"' tuuioLI i;Tw1,t vr LE.i,T 1 i "" fttT LIKE 1 DOJ T U , . " ";nt au. rji w r: -k ft "' iJi
' EhE 1 C ' , P" - I A CR0A itsj ft X'T WOULD be whenth'ncqtmanotm-
K. f KCbbEWY : IT LOOKS ) fLOCK OF DOVE V VT"t(3E T SOOTH Wfta bEMDiM' AlL ';'i -in&ijttsXr
- " CX f (T ) LIKE TMCCT'S TWE yZrZT S 7 VrioOO STEELT0 EACH -ygggSi
' " ----. ... r . .f'W ltl n. Ert.t....... ! T4.lut ara.aPM.CMln.K 1 ZlL rVj
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BEADY, M. D.
-. If
r.
AX OITMXK
In the d-rk is :nr.n fcr'
ire at ill atK'Oc:a:t! in our miiti
with a ha"i'i-r. H--m- mv:i rar-
torm or 'l-f-'tiv frm!ri to
fi-ir fat. In out
"n triniry -htw
more or l--
,T;..i;h;', v e n
l:.ryin. for frr
pnyti-jJly d-f-.--tivf-
ni-m: r. ;n-
1 - o rn
'im py ihra
honors hoM
"ft'-fn in yrat j --f--
t in fiii -f
lh-ir r.h";al d-fic i-r.y. Hut a -
io ft'::t'!m rnnra! 1-f-'!iv- to th--:r
fn-. J-ry city or a,'m(l -vry
villatf nowartny pfviilv- on.
' w-ri r-f'ji:!' ar.'l -ar for iht.
ph ii!ly ft-f f iv. injured r
ait ,i rr:a:'r of rommr-n
rTi-y. Ciit Jt a TV.-r.ihfr of fh"
r.rr.muni!y 'f-rf !'; a rr.fntal d-?-fir-:-n
y .r :. an.l the c-m-
TT: unity provirl n, lun'-- fr h:m
myf a '--J! in th pnH if h
pa- th i: to the Mate wh-n
"r to dealir.s 'ith eitir--r.
uho haf'n u
Thi- in -ff-rt
Jk in m:r-l
' n--e
unf.Jrtuwi
ni it i crj-jiy :n-
I)la. or tour.-, r.y in wme :
norante that prompiv the i-ava?1
abaml'.n'' tjix -u mother r - h.!i
to th- iM b--a,t. :T to perish from
r.ecler-:.
It i; only w ithin the la -it f'-w
y-ars thui w hav had w.rj.e
ff-el.If n w -.tatu'ps reo,uirin;r ivir
fmmunitit to provide some son
of halfway -il--- nt arrommodation
lur thr detainment f p-rsnM who
ar insane or who are undi-r "h
vat ion a regards .-anity. AVhat
we need now is Forne ool fi:iz.n
with th gumption and spirit to
orin -u;t atiamt th- iy or t
that fails to roniply with thf
.ably inwtn p're--n into a jail ell.
. aft-r the ruhtomary savau fashion,
j In-titutionK for the car- of f-Me
mir.d-d persons ar fairly well ;.rr,
vid-d by th- jit.ite. but only for
imUcilM and i..:t( who r.t-i-:j-
i lute but a minr-r shiire of th- f'-.'e
! mind-d pou;.ttion. An idiot a
j p-ron whose rn-n:;tl ai-c it not
""T ',h 'n vx" ""-';'
heat- Tor n;asurinc int-1Ii,-nc '
and who i therefore unable to
k u a r d himself at.iin-t comr::un
danger.1. An imie ie is a p.-:.ii
whoee nvntai aae is from thre to
Mven years, inciiifive, and who i
therefore in ap.ible of man::--in g
hfmself fjr hi! affairi or of leari.inw
to do so. A moron is a person from
eight to I'S ye.-irw. inclusive. ,Mo-
, rons are not ordinarily re. ot;nlz. d
as m'-nta d ffr-ivei and not uh
: Jec; to Htate c.tre .,r control. A
ilievi-I moron may earn his living and be
a good citizen und r favorabl - :.
I cuniMam-' h i not capable of
! competing with his normal fellows
or or man.tginc himself anl h!s
, affairs with ordinary prudence, but
f not n'-ressarily viciout or l.inr
geroux.
The r.tuseji of feeble inin'b-dpe.-s
are not shock to the prospective
jnotlo-r. not bunipn on the brad
I in infanc y, not mi'.-ee, nation cr
j corTvanguinity i ma: ri..i:c of r-Ia-i
lives). Popular. notion-, about these
. can'-- are as --illy as the romantic
'development of "brain fever" from
f-heer emotion.
i fie in. nil i-ujw til ieeo e milU!-
edes (,re ah-ohoiisih or drui: h.tb-
! of ,i,h,'r Parent, epilepsy of Wo must remember that so-ealled
either parent, mororiitv or inwan- solid matter is not solid. The at
Hy on either side of the arnily oniH making up a lead spoon are
sharks' ! ('-'ree. of eour any grave in-ias far a;art in proinrtin to their
jury 01 a child s M,un may b-avejiite as the earth front th? sun.
perm inent mental d-f..-:. Con.; What Uidge calls "the impunder
gnital iphilis iyphilis pre.ent able ether" is inconceivably solid.
1 ' 1 ii-.
nio-icn tn
N rare-.-
1 caijj-e t,f
dei-i.,g the
-yphill-.
.-el,l minde
f 1 " u eiicy of
onten:
tjU-THXS Al WsWKKS
rfK.IMHtite uivn.
Voung women who contemplate
the j.tndy of nursing (and for that
matter young men u ho w ould like
to become mir-c or atti ntlants
there OULhl til be rilitre mie nurueu
tavailuhb should firl of all con
ttilt the family doctor, who knows
(the situation and tun advice about
'a ;:Hd training school. An nepli-
cant for admission to ur-e irain-
ing cIji ih is D.-iijilly rcfn I red to
bring a certifit ate ,,f health from
,he familf physician, anvway. I'm -
; " i nave niieire.i inquiries:
jabmit training s. ho..i to offi.-ers!
Of the American S. ho..U ..--.....-1
jtlon in N,w' Vork and Chicago, but'
Hilt organljition no lunger givM!
j such Information, and I ran
, . . ft; jlMJiiluli; ia
-.
Ol IHT.IKM:
cr.; ff.r a ft'jK.o.-r.Kkn Kii-!- hy ir
A.ij.riua ; aiwc.4Uua, saint
ly. tht "ah t:t- ha a tir-i of
n'jrv -ian.ir.T4 which has a 5:-t
of tr.- ar-d::-l -htKil in the
.-T't-e. Thl i.-t they tt;.1 fara;.h
inquirers upon re-Quei. The
only a ! -1 rf n ecii ry i rh e
vt N'jr KaLirr.ir--r." a: t.-.--ip.:a.!
ot ih- fjte- Thf -:h-:-.is
v..y in ;.rne r-.4jir-J f-r Trjir.;r.i';
rn- !H y-Jir. rr.e uu -r. i a
hj.'f y-j.- an.t others Thrt-e yar.'
T e A nzT.r-r. N u r s a: : ; . r.
t:-.:h-r all lh- lit into a U-oit.
-vry two -r. -j.J!-.I Th:-l-!-t
nf S hfii-is cf Nur!r. .Act-rtd-
.Sue f -j-az-if. " Th
i- :-t -wiJ- at the Amer ic-in Xur.-
iation. 5Ti St-vemh av-nue.
-V-v- Xorii t'iiy, Kj;, ;f y.;.u i-ic rre.
your- frj-ri'i.f. v. hy p t y n-j'-.ney for
a f-ooi; h-n your iute UiaM of
nur -xi!iners will -nJ ou all
lh- information fr-e T
IVmiW fr Honic N'urvs,
S-akme cf NKk.t for nur-s. I
h-e;i-v it i- tt-;i-r f.r the poftc-tiv-
nur nt to hiin the stucy
r f n'jrir.ir until che em - rs th '
train. Siit may weH ri-
vot h r 'r-par.itory jcudv to 'jrh
t-rini:; o,f human ph;olot.-v
r, hv-'I-r. Ho Th. far-ir:l miM;..'
w-vrv-.l" rr.-i- ...v h . .u-
.s through hich rt-hooj he
hou!d
k in a much - ten- e.
i
and Kfii;i;h as po-:hie.
For the hou-aw:f i-r mother who ;
d ir-n to hf.-om" more firofiei-nt
,
i nd u-f j! uu a prar-tical nur1. '
th- t-t hook I ran jjur-ept is
' S:mpJif: d Xur-Jin!." hy Kioren e .
Dakin. I:. X.. put.iihd t.y J. i:. :
I.ippini-ott company. Philadelphia,
3.
Iftilty Tofty XutNrfv.
At in thf mc-dUal profession and
th-l--ntal prifftiton. the c:ire of
the tim-i in nursing in th- hoity
toity business. ov-rirainii.i;. too
ion. h theoretical klion P-diCf. ab-
u 'Uorinally proon-fd cour..s of in
Hn strunion. ex'iew.iv' time r-rpjir-d
A' in tnin.ni' Thi
mait' iarn poor doctrs. I cante!- 't was not only a ceremony, i
t:fy to that. My impression is that "-p prmi-r said in the rouncil of
itdo-sn't improve denti.st.1 any at m:n:.-ter-. "it was a most import-;
least, when I want a pod dentist ' moment in the universal in
I do not yflff a hoiiy toity man. t-r.il education and preparation of
And the medical profession is prac- t!-e la-an man which th f.-isrist
ticaily ui:ammous in complainine rfvr luti'-n conid'-rs on1 of the fun-.
aa;nt the -v:l nf hoity toity nurn-
Ix.n"! an i Hiaiil Maltl Servant.
Ynunt: Wfmfn rontemplattnc th
rft'tdy of nur.-inK shrj-ji hf fairly
TAarr: ai:.iin.-t r'.n ai-u-if that -x-i.-t..
Th-ie i no tu.-tion that a
t.vo-y-ar totnse turns oat c imiif-t-rt
nurf'-s. If you lav!le a-.vay
three years at it you are s.mply
.:-'-M..Uint,' tile ittittition wit'n one
y-ar of your lime without fair com
pensation. fouvrlBht John F. TJiU.? I'o.)
Brisbane's Today
(Continued from Page One)
Btantial proof that ether exists
in i
our atmosphere." (
Kxistenre of the ether cajinot be
pliv.sji ally proved, but scientists.
from Newton on, have believed in ,
its existence, for such substance is
necessary in connection with the I'( 'ITL.xri, ore.. Mar. ir. 0P1
law of gravitation, it would take A " ompnninnaie marriage"
t.o long m say whey. wu .ii-s-ded rehe today when
Kther fills all space. All other Ktin.i I :ut r-her as granted a di
subsiance is unsuhsiantial conipar- v"b' from V. cht-M.-r Hutcher.
a, n t t !
4.4
me oi-eu matter parses 1 Lrouii
the ether, as a fisherman's
passes through water. 1
net
Voti cannot pnve the existence
of ether, or .see electricity, or dem
onstrate the existence of eternal
law. liut the mind accepts them
as realities.
The wi-e man agrees with Poc-
rates, who said
"I know that I
knoW nothing."
President Coolidce will decide,
within a week, how much should
be cut from your taxes: ''.. .-
"on perhaps.
A few more people fihot in Mex
ico for rebellion acain.st eslablishe.l
1 government.
4.4.
The master of the Quorn bunt
Is killed llV full In Fru-lnr,,! lllir
news there. Quorn Is one of the
t ast est pai kn in Hritain the prince
hunts with ye.
Al Moots roc up ai u-ucl ihi
nvwnin. rt a bean y breoLU-l
an' told tiis wife b mix rin T
bwk around for a new hat. an'
-iWt!y iturty niiirutrv. aflT to in'
on a liat an look in In th triple
miiTors and weia' itr htu-k of liN
iad. hi tlF urn found ba-k
III htery table with a bullet
lurk in hiM tenipW. Who rtt-alU
ulM'fi a filler wouUI itrtc fcr you
Ut a nit-k c-iear?
OF ITALY FACE
ROMK, Mar. p. premier
Mu-vsd'ni. as if answering the
poj.-'- recent rriticism concern-In-;
fascist education of th" Italian
youth, today -poke t-lowiiily of
Sunday's ' fascLvt l-vy." wlun .".
" y.ni'hs wit" Inducted into the
parly.
. damental primordial duties of the
' state. When the .-tale due not
fulfill that, or permits its discus
sion, it purely ar.d simply cam hies
with its riirht to ex:-!. In view of
the widespread movement the P.a
lil'a and Avai'.cuardista oiganiza
t:on have given their .-tate func
tion.., the exceptions cranted in fa
vor of other youthful organization-
o-e en'-h day their reason for ex
isting." The premier then hinted that ex-
isting h-cislation protecting such
organizations as the athnic Jioy
- Scout - nd similar institution-:
might "feel ihv n-"ssi;y of reform.
accord; in,- to the int. --ral intrans-:
igf-ant rubs of fascj-rn."
IE
CLAIM OF WE
S h e sa i 1 : h ey we re m a r r i e d in
Vancou er. Wa.-h
the companionati
were to do verv-
la-t A pril. on
P 1 a n. Jlnth
much as thev '
phased.
lii.lt the wife said the
paid too much attention
husband
to other
women.
"If I have a husband u-ain. I
don't want a cmr .nionate one.
I'll net one that will, be a!I
mine." -said the wife.
The r u 11 r t g r a n t ed her 3 T. a
m o n t h alimony. $i."n attorney
fees a r.d court osts.
N'KH- VOKK. It cuuht
.r.h uhilrt f tune iti ut ri
to bet
Better dipestion
Ends Constipation
f-Mci. First: ft si-ruiier t- -1. mlloTu- .
re-".;- sr-'em t" iciirvTt. 6rcor,d:
i-o air-Mion iuki iuw r;ii
y. f.e- it 'J'tr. prtrkt
.;sr it T"ir .!f I-r f-.-Tr-
, ChVTitc-I.tln MmI.
Co.. 604 Puk S.., 0i MolfMi, Ia
CHAMBERLAIN'S
TAI3I CTC "HelD You ,
IApLEiI5 Stay wir
Rippling
Rhymes
(By Walt Haaoa
mjMK pii ri ;i:i:xc K
..n wo
, tr. tn a hf a.u -
t:h.
ru;E.ti
r---.i i labored in -llV
h'jpmfr f'-r 4
iaur-l
wreath. 1 v
hi!hn or a
ta. t') l--okj
ub! save me up a
mcket at a time,
or then so drill-
inc. ir.--re to buy o.T.e t"'
rn I rmetnb- w hat
M ,.!ea-.jre h .- bK it
t h-i.i it was mJ on a
a t-.-j:- r r a ; e r th..n a
,..-r -..id. K,-r I had to
earn the n i k 1 gr.ndu.tf
h-irhlv my -ie-k. f.r thoi-t-.k.-
of -n's or M:kles or
in- v.)!n.rn i:yrones.i'ie. At
t h- 1 .o K.-t o r I j - h P P n
in th.T ti.-r.'-s when I am old.
and I bi:y s-'iiie v olun.t-s t'P
p.r.:. hut :hi- purchase I-a '.'
:ne io!tl; for my bundie grown
adn thickens, ar.d I do not
misM th- m..n when I buy the
works of Hicken or .Ma
aulay
by tli eton. I'm not
won ictt
by the price- that
men may d'-mand,
frd id fact suffices
ioy pP aui e canned
first took home a
th- book
ant! this
to see all
Vhn I
flivver it
was cheap ar.d made of tub
and it used to shake anil shiver
l.kf a thintr inspired by pin:
but its price was arnd by
sweating, earned a dollar at a
throw, and ihat flivver knew
such pelting a.s f-w modern
a tit os knuw. I would stand
around it gloating gazing at it
ly th h'ltir. at its axl-s remi
fhi.it in g. at its one-lung sour-i
of power. And I thought that
nothing greater ever had a
mundane birth, and I honored
its creator as the grandest man
on earth. Now- I spent three
thousand smacker? for a shin
ing limousine, just to please
the town's wise- racket s who
would call me cheap and mean
If I drove a car that'j seedy.
anil the new one's surely slick;
il id gaudy, it in speedy but
I fnil to tt n kick.
eastern standard time tonight on
your favorite station in the WJZ
chain. For an hour, less the tim
taken by divers remarks about au
tomobiles;, entertainment will he
provided by t 'bai lie rhaplilt. Doug
las Fairbanks. David W. Criffith.
John Harry more. Dolores Del Klo
ri"i Pmil Whiteman.
j, Clears . .
throat
PERTUSSIN notonly relieves
the cough, but helps to clear
out the infectious mucus and
in so harmless a way that even
little children and those weak
ened by illness can takeitsafelv.
PERTUSSIN contains no
dope and Is considered by many
physicians a most soothing and
effective remedy for stubborn
coughs. It is pleasant to take
and sold by ail druggists.
Political Announcements
IT)R SHKItlFK
I am a candidate for the repub
lican nomination for sneriff, prl.
mary May IS. CHAS. D. STACY.
May 17.
COVXTY CI.ERK
I am a candidate for republican
) nomination for county clerk; prom-i
. i.inir personal attention, economy i
land courtesy. O. K. CRTKU, I
jMay 17. Talent.
COVXTV S( IKIOIj SVPI-
IUX-
I
TKXIKXT
I am a candidate for the demo
cratic nomination for the office ot
County School Superintendent in
the May primary.
RAYMOND U CORXwELL.
Principal Washington School.
3oStf
COl'XTY VfIISSIOXKR I
I am a candidate for re-nomina-l
tion on the republican ticket fori
County -Commissioner. If nomt-l
n.ited and elected 1 will continue!
to do my best to cive the people!
" econm'-al business adminls
"Mion- VICTOR Ul-RSKLU
-iay i i
1 - i. vw
31 a a
'1 fL-J" " 'lj ft n
KOW TO FIGHT
EXCESS FAT I
Then are baid r;vt. 111 . .1,.
but fewer ald fewer employ ti:c;a. -it
a pien wot, modern end sci.-,!;
whkh combats the caae. A vis- nSt' I
cf people i.a- tie iu And the t:2ii.
. 1
iom fcr 23 years nili.or.j cf c-m
them. Ar.d everybody, ia tlmo-.t'ey..
CTc'e, Bets u-.s cnange. rser bcimn- nt.
health, new vitality.
Each boz cf ifaraola rontsirj id,
lormula, also the ecientific reasons k
res-jlts. So utera have no frcrofhjTn 1
Learn the facts about Mnnc,Ia.
.1.. nisA it t..ni tfn-,. i 1. .71
"? " ; .7 V jour crui!
psi now for a 51 box with the toZi
Tten decide.
fP. El EB ES E3 53
h a
Windows and Doors
KM HIICI-VT STUCK IV
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mm l.l.MlilJt V.ui
ta ra a a a a e8
INSURANCE
First Insurance
Agency
A. L. HILL, Managw
Phone 105 30 N. Central
Medford, Oregon
ONYX
POINTEX
HOSIERY
For Women $1.95
t r by train or
motor-coach
New ccn rnicr.ee for travelers to
Portland and intermediate stations.
Luxurious motor-coach service by
Southern Pacif.c Motor Transport
Co. in addition to improved sched
ules of Southern Pacific trains.
Lcare Arrive
MeJtutd PuciIjdJ
Motor Coach 7:04 a.ra. 7:55 pan.
"Shasta" . 11:17a.m. 10:50p.m.
' Oregonian" 6: 10 pan. 7:15 a.m.
Returning
I-fjve ArriTf
Ponlud .Mcdrord
Motor Coach 9:30 a.m. 10:3" pan.
"Shasta" . 8:50a.m. 7:30pan.
"Orcgonian" 9:30 pail. i0::0a.ra.
Motor coaches leave and arrive
at the Southern Paciric l'assenccr
sutiua.
10 Rides
Pay Sor 7
Buy 10-Ridc Tickets for use on
motor-coaches and sood for6o Jays.
Save money with tlicse low fares.
J. C. CARLE JS
A it at
Telephone 34
You will Ilk
LOS ANGELES i
o
better If You Stop al
teigxjward
SIXTH and SPRING 8TRErTI
S-00 per day np with oat
$U0 per daiy up with ksk
W Check Your Car
at th Door
H. C. FRYMAN. I
figures ninf octh cv7,v.-.cre ftreLuw i
L due to Uiat.
P That tr.e'.:9.& is rmbedied in I
prcscripca tables. People h-.e 7"" I
! -f
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iu n WA0Ba
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