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PUBLiaufu EvKitv afteiimiun except
SUNIIAY. 11V TUB
UEDFOKD fltlNTIXU CO.
STANFIELD MISSES AN OPPORTUNITY.
EXATOR STAXKJKIil) litis missed a (treut opportunity.
Tli. Uedford Sunday Morning Hun Is furiiLlil
lulwvribera UtMiiriiiK the at-veu-day dully uvwti.
pauvr, I
SENA'.
A ft;
Office; Mull
Kortb rtrett.
Tr I li rip Building,
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A consolidation of the IVmcKTiirk' Time-, the
Wedftfrd Mull, Hi JltMford Tribune,, tint Huutli
ru Orpjyiiinii, tli Ashlutiil Tribune.
; ROBERT W. llVHh, Editor.
H. SL'MIM'EK SMITH, Mtii.atf.r.
By Mll In Advanre;
Dally, with Sunday Hun, yiar $7.r
Hilly, Willi Sunday Nun. muiilh 7
Pally, without Sunday Sun, year O.i
l'atly, without Sunday Sun. month ... ,(i
Wfi-kly Mall Tribune, one year 2 00
Hundtiy Hun, one year 2.00
BY CAKKIKK In Uetlford, AkMuixI, Jat-kon
vi!J, Central i'oiitt, riiovnii, Talent and on
liighwayii:
Dully, wltti Runday Rim, month $ .71
Dally, without Himdity Sun, month R.1
Dally, without Nunday Hun, one year... 7. .10
Dally, with Hutiday Hun, nuf yeur 8. AO
All Urin by carrier, . cunt. In ydvunce.
Entered ai second -Hi. matter at Mulfurd,
Oregon under net of March 8, 1K7I).
SwoXi " dally " "verim eirfulntlrm for ix
rootitliA ending April Jut, lflm, :nnitf, more limn
double the cirvuititfnn of any other paper pub
llahfxj or circulated In Jaeknon County. I
paper between Albany,
The onlv unuer between Allium' Ore . unit
Phleo, California, a dtHtance of nver 4O0
tnllea, having leatt-tl wire Awociated l'rM
ervlc.
WEMHFHH OP TUB ASH(K'IATKI) PltKSM.
Tlie Amtoclnted 1'reHH la exiliwlvi'ly entilled
to the uw fnr rep u hi .cut ion of alt iifwh din-
fiatrbea credited r ft or not ol.ierwin credited
n thin paper, and also to the local newa ptib
llahed herein.
All .tight a- of repiibllratirm of apeciul dis
patches; herein are alao reserved.
w days utfo he was the victim of an iniquitous "frame-up"
in linker, Oii'wm.
Joining in a caf with two lmli.fH, Inn usual sober and courteous
self, tlie junior senator wus pounced upon hy the village eonslahle,
charged with heing drunk and disorderly and hustled ignoniinously
off to the Hakep hoosegow. where he was foreeel to put up $50
bail to gain his liberty.
Naturally, the distinguished statesman was outraged. Ho were
Jus supporters, particularly his campaign manager.
The details of this foul political plot were promptly unfolded.
Governor I'ieree and Os West were alternately named as the arch
conspirators. Civil action was threatened. Altitudinous damages
suggested. There would be n fight in Baker to the death.
Hut there was no fight. The junior senator was not even present
at the hearing. Neither were his attorneys. The $50 bail was for
feited and apparently, as fur as sSenutor Stanfield is concerned, the
incident is closed.
Very foolish ! A great opportunity lost R. X. The people of
Oregon don't like frame-ups. They detest blackmailers and political
badger-baiters. Jn a fight against this sort of thing, the junior, sen
ator would have had the entire state with him, regardless of party
and aroused a moral support which would have made him invincible
at the next election.
Too bad. Senator Stanfield would seem to need a more astute
political adviser.
CROSS-WORD PUZZLE STORY
L'MMY!
Ye Smudge Pot
j Tiy Arthur Terry.
QUILL POINTS
There ure two sides to every f jurat ion: Yours und the idiotic one.
Chinamen nro getting tho worm of
it affair.. Tho government Classen
thom with boolloggorfi of foreign ex
traction, who got caught.
Salesmen Earn- from $80 to
$120,000 a week. (Ad Kanuiu City
Htur.J A wook will be enough.
A FINE DISTINCTION'
1 (Lour llcacll. C'ul.. Telegram)
SCHOOL. TEACHER or luily to
board, and room in my home for
winter months. Phone 323-3!5.
If only we could "sfittle" our debts by -acknowledging them.
TrobaWy tlie best society reporter is the one that knows the
most barbers.
Another elf-appolnted regulator of
mankind la trying to get bull for hlx
. oldeHt boy.
Reaching up, I drew down to my
, cheek one of tho hands gripping my
: shoulders. (True Btory Mug.) Try
this some pleasunt evening.
There soems to be nothing particularly,-the
mutter with the J.ung divi
sion of tho Air Service.
The nice weathor tho county fnlr
ooara prayea for, Is being, delivered.
Doubtless one qualification 'for an appointive office hereafter
will bo docility. . .
i4l5as
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Children's l'lc-tunul
Cross Word V'VfPlf
"Um-mml What a delicious smell I 1 het it is that l-t-yi Tlie
cook placed it on the 3-4-5-6-7-8 sill to cool and what 6-10 you
suppose?' Tommy stole the pie and ale it up. tool His 1-2 spanked
Tommy right 7-11 his back ior stealing the pie I Tommy cried and
so did 8-12 all fc-r we all love Tommy dearly but stealing is such
2-5 awfully bad thing for any 10-11-12 to do. '
Answer To Last Puzzle
9-10 (on), 811 (so), 2-61U12-14 (hongs), 1-5-9 (too), 3-7 (Ed),
1-2-3 (the), 12-13 Igo), 4-0-0 7-8 (toads). '
Covyrighl, H)?r,. hv Tin' International Syndicate
Soimniilier imo In Knilllll' J"!
Illko til' nistoiner tluil fiiiinil one I
nt lilin jet like tli' In ur win
dow. I tlon't know whether Men.
AMlrewn wean n Milka ilut fillet "r
not, but he talks like, lie iimii i
l.e uheuil of it eiit'us.
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D.
Timely Views
on World Topics
i-dscl gets money and ability from his dad, Imt nobody yet
knows whut he thinks of liistorj'. ,
"Enclosed please find check,'
I'laee to "1'urk here all day."
as a joy-maker, must now give
Shouldn't an old boy wear half mourning when he discovers that
the sweetie he married is dead front the cars up.
. If alienated affections really were worth a fortune, they couldn't
have been alienated.
A "loyal" Moroccan tribe is one that thinks Franco won't pun
ish it as badly as Krim will.
rir?
uonaianr, in Its quiddity, tho nlo.
-M-.i ftfc Ifc Atolfwft.-f..l-
Some highways are so rouirh the sncodcrs can't stnere more than
u auyuouy over contributed to tho two wrecks it week -
general sum of human Happiness , " KtK' ' t ' -f , '
anything of greater momont than a ' ' ' 1 ' '
iirsi-ciuss, acop-fllHh, blueberry ple?j
v out vivc-H in certain luxurious
6liMd IMtm Mruinln. to ..rwiul nwlth unt nyflwi not to (Imm .lunoilt or
rMimwii, will b. MtwtrM by Dr. Bridy If .Umd, ull iddmiid n..lop. I. uulOM..
.nouux orin ana wrlttM In Ink. owln. to th lira, numbv of I.IUr. rmM, wily
- ' I 1 ma w aot MflMramg t. iMtruotlon.
wnero cooks are cooka and
proper . pride In culinary
spacos,
- whera
aumevement still lingers. But these
io not ior tne motorist whoso nlluhi
w mourn,,j Ills dish Is deop only In
tho waters of disillusionment. There
uru.no luscious Juices for him. And
the Inky paste Into which ho liltos In
uonunea uctween crusts thn: only full
... .Miin.il mo upper and the nether
miiisiones tieeuuso thnt on tho top Is
...ur giuey unu tnut on the bottom
la not so much like ono as It Is like
una or tne cheaper guides of lino
.ou.n., mere are some schools of
u.i.icism wiurn would have It tlmt
whut -puts the glided roof on the
horror, is tho bill. v0 question that.
Tho bitterest dreg In tho cup, we
mnlhtaln, Is the hlund nsserllon that
what you are getting win, that awful
bolu.s "homo cooking."
' What, anyway, has bocomo of homo
cooking? Woman's placo, wo know
Is. of courso, no longer In tho home
but, after all, sho occasionally nour
shes herself there, and somehow
three meals a dny oro wangled in
most households. No, It cun t be tho
defection of woman. Besides, few
women, that wo huvo ever known
would go out and In cold "blood try to
wreck, the tradition of blueberry pie
Tho secret has simply removed Itself'
we supposed, lapsing naturally, unlet
ly. and perhaps with no malice at nil
It has Just faded out, nko tho lull
.il?'-?: th l",""!,kl1''. sldo-whlskers
and other om-o seemingly permanent
possessions. (New York Herald.) j
I On.' Of our nnlltlrnt - '
has been beaten for evervihlnir nin
being urged by filen.U
agalust Cong. Ilawley in tho spring. .
A trump lerlurer will bo along In
October. Ho Is a "militant speuker."
and win endeavor to get t10 commu-
...ij- uuiuiiiK earn other
theory of evolution.
There's nothing like a few domestic problems to keep a nation's
destiny , from becoming a nuisance.
. There isn't any kind of '
bunker when the rjitc's due.
If memory serves us wel
didn't invent pelling.
moral obligation" you can work on a
however, t'bese modern youngsters
, It would make even more interesting gtossip if the government
would tell us how much tax each one dodge li. '
Why shouldn't the world have been (created in seven daysf
There were no exjierts there to complicate Matters.
Blah! The movies show us what happea is to the villain's jaw,
,but never what happens to the hero's kuuc! lcs.
Correct this Rcntenco: "II,. has been sick for two days,"
the man's wife, "hut he doesn't moan and yearn for potting."
.aid
la
the
:; 1'i.Ncn-ix
Alone -he stands with pensive, wistful
eyes
Beside-bis lake, fust-fenced In Iron
,. bars;
He, who along Magellan'
rips and tides
Omi
roaring
e watched antarctic stars.
roam-mod
fade to
to hunter
green surges
flngnant pool.
..uinas tons dead fish
swiftly, bold.
He gasps for breath, who loved gale
thundering battlements
Of himiy-lneasled (ui,i.
nguin shall see
children.
Trust flvon crags 1
' no more: '
But -fences,, nursemaids,
"stain crusts flifliu-
To him who battled Ocean's furious
e ecstasy, -Ills
iteming hordes uniong.
Pay on day Penguin siunds. down.'
'itronping, mm.
With sun-glii...il eyes gnztng on tiim-
cllpped greens,
lie broods of barren beach, ponders
this prisoned piWi,
Vague-wondering what It means.
ICuntciiipoiary Vvr.e.)
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Rippling Rhn mos
V A (X 1 f...l-L l ' . !W .hrV.
I
NO PROMISES.
HTS FEKT woro wi't with inorning dew ns he came down
tho hill ; h! asked mo for a plunk or two, his famished
ernw to fill; he talked so ably that he dr c w a large five-dollar
bill. "Tliis money will relievo my woes, as down tlie road I
traek; I hand yon thanks ami goods like -Chose enough to fill n
saekj ns for the coin, I don't suppose I'll -ever pay it baek. I
know," he said, "the common skate who works this sort of
game, and borrows jaek, will set a date Phen he'll repay the
same; all sorts of vows and pledges gre.it unblushingly he'll
frame. Although 1 am nn also run, wrth .'nothing in my paek,
I am a strietlv honest man, my word I do n nt eraek; as for this
eoin I hold and scan, I'll never pay it 1awK." "Ods-hodkins'
1 made reply, 'you 're a refreshing wight; a bum who will not
tell n lit is solace to the sight, and I'll gi e you a eustard pit
to show yon my delight. Kor I nm tired o I making loans to pil
grims out of luek, who swear hy ('hristop! er, his bones, they'll
pay baek every buek, what time, in loud a ml solemn tones, the
thirteenth hour is struek. They swear 1 V H tho gods they
know, in language bold and fny that .tl ic y'll return the bor
rowed dough next work at half past three and then they teeter
W ami fro, and think no more of mo. ly Ye fatal to my faith
in man. they leave it lying flat; (Jiey fol lov up a vieious plufi,
there's no denying thaO; but you may fidte in my sedan and
wear my Sunday bat. You eomo and se Hi jne in my booth and
toueh me for a V audd)..ve the gall to toll the truth that bill
no more I'll see; ...uno to my anus, oh allm'it youthOvou're n
relief to me! ' t Q i v " I
Franco Must Ilcdut'O Army," Ohio
.Senator -JiLsLsts
Now that . tho funding of foreign
dolus Is nracllcally completed, the
npyt t.'iHk which faces this country, in
the opinion oil Kunator Hlmeon I).
Ft'HH nf ;OhI(,'Ia tho -limitation of land
i ' V..- . ' arinairients.
In d 1 3 c U b h I nn
France nml her
jjroblems KeHS re
cently said:
"The people of
Franco do not suf
fer as heavy taxa
tion as do the peo
ple of the United
HtatfH. The first
condition of the
Dawes plan on be
half of the demand
of France for rep
arations from Ger
many niUHt submit
to, as heavy taxa
tion as that borne hv the allies. That
is not an unreasonable demand of a
creditor upon a debtor country.
It has also been found that France
has loaned money to other countries.
including Poland, Czechoslovakia and
other Balkan countries. Hhe also
persists In maintaining an army lanr-
Vhat can I do for my Vat husband? ei than before the war and. five times
He is 3D years old, 0 feet 8 Inches tall as large as our own army to defend
and weighs 10 pounds. He was ajand protect a little more than 1 one
skinny, or at' least not puffy, when I t third as many people. Tho Amur lean
commissison wul have.aase. tha,t can
not bo ignored nor long delayed."
Senator Fess said that' progress
How We Manage to KMp Cool
Man Is an internal combustion en
gine that, like a gasoline engine,
functions best when at an optimum
temperature. You
know how well
yuur uutmnn bile
engine works after
it. has - warmed up
to that optimum,
und you k n o w
what happens if it
gets overheated.
In man heat Is
broduced entirely
hy ; oxidation of
fuel food or tls-
3 ue substa nee
ml practicully not
nt all by friction, although everybody .contracted, to luok after his nourish
"UM" " LU ii.ujiwnu viiMinngion jment and darn his socks. Sirs. B.
crossed the Delaware, that tho heath. V.
oi ma oouy was prouueeu ny rnetlon Answer Treat him kindlv but ; mad o toward a security nact in I5u-
chlnery'of the body 'should note the
physiological truth and bid the imag
inative exponents of the "catching
cold" delusion to guess again.
prrcsTioxs and answers
(ood Advii-o Azout HtHlucliig
Could you give me some good ad
vice about reducing. I am 22 years,
old. 5 feet 4 Inches tall and weigh 136
pounds. I want to get down to 120
before Thanksgiving vacation. Miss
U. A. K.
Answer Yes. Don't.
The Poor fioof
... j . - I .'"nnu l l L-ill llllll Kindly DUlJ
oi mo iiiLumunKi uiooa ana ny tne keep sumothinK handy to rap his rope seems to have paved the wuy
movements of the heart .and blood knuckles with when he reaches for a tor a reduction In tho French army.
Ve, ' third lump ofJsuear for his cot foe. i "It now appears for the first time
The oxidation br combustion of Also make the man walk to and from 'nco tho close of the conflict thnt a
this fuel takes place In all the tissues his dully play which he probably re- Plan Is reached which Is acceptable,"
or organs of the body ,ns they tunc-;fers to humorously as "work." Hus- he asserted. "That point reached,
tlon. the oxygen being transported hands who get their six miles of O. , France can no longer Insist on her
from the air In tholrungs to the cells , o. H. or its equivalent dally get their J large army. Thnt opens the wuy for
our president to proceed to cull the
nations into conference to limit land
armaments." ,
Kunninx Acrn
Word I "C ome. let f to
aic leepy-heuil
Woro 6. To out out forcibly.
Kord 8. Ao utensil user for
rtrsi'.itiK.
Word 7. The nalc" Dv wrjut
but Cleupatri. wni onitnneo.
. Kunninir Down
Wore 2. What the wife of in
emneror i called '
Word S. Another name foi in
animal
Word 4 What little Sleep?
bead in tne Diccure liken tc 1o.
VKSTEKDAl'S I'UZLt
ANSWPKKI)
Poenqs That Live
of all tho tissues and organs for thlsjsocks well darned, und vice versa.
purpose. The optimum temperature
of the body Is rnulntalned at approxi
mately 88.6 degrees Fahrenheit In
man by a complex but efficient auto
matic control of heat production and
heat loss or dissipation. In man the
body temperature is practically Inde
pendent of or uninfluenced by tho
surrounding uir temperature; not so
In certain lower animals, the reptiles.
amphibia aprl fishes having a body
temperature which Is low when the
surrounding nil- orwater is coli nnd
nigncr wnen tne environment is war
mer. Many of the lower animals
lack means of dissipating or losing ex
cessive heat, which man Is' endowed
Willi; ehnse a snake around for a
while in hot weather and watch him
punt; or play hard with your dog nnd
watch him punt; not because he Is
out of breuth hut becauso consider
able heat can be dissipated through
the evaporutlon of a greater amount
of wnter from the lungs.
People who tnke seriously the ab
surd assertions of some reputed
health authorities ro the effect that
tho loss of heut through the lungs or
the hreuthing passages Is an impor
tunt part of the heut regulnling niu-
V. N. ami Vnhnimy
If you ure sincere and have confi
dence in mo, sign your letter and in
close with It a stumped envelope
bearing your address, und I will give
you the best ndvico I can. Anonymous
communications are nut sent in good
luun.
"Crown lrlnce-" Facetious.
SANTA BARBARA, Cal. Replying
to an Inquiry as to his candidacy for
the democratic nomination for presi.
dent In 1928, William Cilbbs McAdoo
said:
"It Is very dry in the middle west
nnd Kunsns in purtlculnr Is suffer
lug from the drought and heat."
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GREAT BA U Rl NOTOX, Mass. A
son has been born to Mrs. Terry
McCJovern, formerly Mildred Harris
and Mrs. Cbuiius Chaplin.
My Heart's .in tho Highlands,
My heart's in the Highlands, my
heart is not hero:
My heart's in the Highlands, a-chas-
Ing the deer;
Chosing the wild deer, and folio w-
ing the roe.
W heart's in the' Highlands., wher-
ever I go.
Farewell lo the Highlands, farewell
to the North.
The birthplace of valour, the country
of worth;
Wherever I wander, wherever I rove,
The hills of the Highlands for ever
I love.
Farewell to the mountains high
covered, with snow;
Farewell to the strains and green
valleys below;
Farewell to .the forests nnd 'wild
hanging woods; 11
Farewell to the torrents and loud
pouring floods.
My heart's In the Highlands, my
heart Is not here.
My heart's in the Highlands, u-chas-
ing the deer;
Chasing the wild deer, nnd following
the roe.
My heart's In the Highlands wher
ever I go.
Robert Hums.
Cook with gns.
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
UNITED STATES SENATOR
JAMES J. CKOUSL.KY
Of Portland. Oregon, herebv an
nounces that ho is a candidate for the
republican nomination for U. S. Sena
tor nt the May, l26. Primaries.
Experience and Qualifications
Raised on nn Iowa farm. Graduated
from Iown University academic nnd
law dentu't meats nnd mint I't-iulnnrr.
ut nue. nerveti lour years as Countv
cMimu-inu'iiuent or .vnnn x. .i-vd.i
rive sessions In State Senate, .Served
six nnd a half years ns U. S. Attorney
under Roosevelt and Taft. Nationiil
guard nnd Mexican border service and
twenty-nine months in World war
from Oregon. Over seas with front
line divisions In riiamiKiiirn nml fiiM.
Aisne an dwith Rainbow (42U) divis
ion in Argnnne.
V ill work zrniounlv for rWfdnn-
ment of Oregon and support of meas
ures for real benefit of fnrmon ns
BiiKnested by their organization,. Fa
vor World Court and Reform Senate
mi ipb. . A.i
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at the
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