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MEDFORD MATT TRTBtTNE. MEDFORD. OftEftON, THURSDAY, JULY "23," 192.F)" XfEDFOBD MAIL TRIBUNE AW nmRPKNDSNT NZWSPAPII PtmiJHHgna EVERY APTEKNOOM IXOIPk BUN DAT, BY THE , , UKDyOUO PRINTING 00. T Uedford Sum ntecrlbcra dt iui if Horning Sua la torolabc4 ID HTifi-air uuf wr Ofi1c: Mall .forth fir ctrMt. Trltnm Building. l-M Pboo 76. A eoDvolidatlon of tb Democrttlo Time, th Medfofd 1111, the lledford Trlbuno, tht Sotb trn urtgonun, u Aatmna inouoo. BOBBHT W. RITRL, Editor. B. SUMPTER SMITH, Utnaffaf. By Mall In Advanoot ' Dai If, with Sunday Sun. ytar ........ $7.60 Dally, with Sunday Bun. month 76 Dally, without Sunday Hun. year 6.60 Dally, without Sunday Sua. mouth .6 Wfttly Mall Tribune, one year.. 1.00 Sunday Sun, one year t-00 T CARRIER In Med ford, Aabland, Jatksoo TlUe, Central Point, Phoenix, Talent and on Hlffhwan: Daily, with Sunday Bun, month. Dally, without Sunday jnuy, wiioou Dall. with S All tense by carrier, oaab In adranoa. My, without Sunday Sun, one year,. wiu aunaay out . 7.60 .60 THE EARS OF AN ASS. Entered aeoonrf-Ue matter at . Hertford, urcfoo, under act or at area a, iB7. . Officii! paper of the City ol Molfont Official paper of Jackaon Cofuty. . - . Sworn dally areraen (rrrcalatios for aaonthe endin Aorll lit. 1024. SAAB, more than double the, circulation of any other paper pub noneq or circuiaiea in jacaaoo .wotuwy. ' - Tha only piper Ohlro, California, Ball, ' bating mrrkm. betwevr. Areas) ,, a dlatanca at over leaaed wire AaaoclaUd Preaa and 400 MBUBKRB OP Till, Atmrttnnm PRK83 ' Tfca Aaaodated Preaa la ecluaiely eo titled la tha aat for republication of all newa die CUhea credited to It or not otberwlaa credited ttta paper and aleo to tha local oewa pub Maliad herein. ... , All right of republication of special dla BW'.cnt nereio ar aiao reaerrra. Ye Smudge Pot Br Arthnr ' Porry. If John D. Rockefeller really wants td dlo poor, there are any number of both sexes who can put him In the poorhoO.se by Christmas. Tha season is fast approaching when, men go forth to the hills, and return as venison. -S) Mrs. J. Ambrose Hoft, 40 plus, ho-' trays a girlish kneq, and a, duet chin. , , ; FAR FHOM THE AltnON.NE . (KF. Chronicle) . ' . AUBURN, July 21. Convicted i io( begging a bowl of soup in a ' " local restaurant, Frank Howard, . overseas veteran, today began , serving a ninety-day sentence in ' the Placer county Jail. '"I didn't evon ask for sou.p," Howard testified. "I moroly ! Usked for a gluss of water," It Is quite trua as one Mama phones In defense of her offspring riding a bicycle willy-nilly on main traveled thoroughfurcs, "that ho is only young once,' ana has only once to live, It is aso true thai .Hon tans but once to die, und onoe Is gonsrally Vi sufficient number of times. . . ... .' I , F. Preston, a prosperous and highly respected rnrmer, of the. Applcgate, was In Wed. '' . ..-... As. fur as can be ascertained, the now game commissioners appointed by tHb" Governor ore good to their wives ana koop tholr hair out. '-,- I.OOIO ' ' (Kansas City Slur) ' Better take a warning from Ood now. What did Qod mean when he said, "Woo to you?" Well, what did you moan when jyou said "Whoa" to n horse? You ) meant for that horso to stop. That's what Clod mount whon ho, said "woe." Btop, that's what he meant,.i stop In your sin and iniquity. t. General Petaln of Franco, his bosom cluttered up with tnednls, Is in Morocco, "to heighten the prostige"i oi r ranee wun mo ltirrs, and end the war. Tho presenre of Clenernl Petaln ! will help, no doulil, but the Riffs with bullets in vital spots may provo moro effootlvo. The home bf Mr. and ..Mrs. Wm.' Branson was tho scene of a prettily appointed wedding when their son, t!url, and Miss Luetic Lontn . were united In marriage. Rev. Wm. N. Blodgott officiating. (Salem Capital Journal.) Tho lncnnsplclous bride. jy 'EOPLE' familiar with mythology-will recall that King Midas, A not only had the gulden tousjli, but the ears bf an ass. His plutocratic majesty tried to hide them under a Phrygian cap, hut the secret was discovered by his barber, it is difficult to keep secrets from one's barber, who characteristically couldn't keep it, but proceeded to dig a hole in the' ground into, which, he whispered: T" "Midas has the cars of an ass." : He then filled up the hole, thinking his secret safe, but the reeds wliich grew up over the spot, proclaimed it to all the world. There may be some cynics about who don't believe that story in a literal sense. But William Jennings Uryan can't be one of them. For this parable teaches a profound truth, which the1 Great 'Couv moner has consistently acted upon in the past and which he now, in a peculiar degree,' exemplifies. r ' ' ' ' ' ' The truth is this: The more money a man gets, the less sense he has. Observe Mr. Bryan. ; ; Before he 'became a millionaire, Mr. Bryan was emotionally' Unsound hut intellectually keen. 'He had to an unusual degree, what the ancients termed "wit." But today, well, his pathetic exhibition at the monkey circus tells the story. Emotionally lie was probably sound, his respect for and faith in Christianity can scarcely lie criticized, but intellectually he was i'racturcd,--a pitiful shadow of Ms -former "ami less affluent self, helpless in Hid hands of the opposition.' ' " ' . ;''' ' So one might go down the line -of "modern multi-millionaires Carnegie was a tremendously shrewd Scotchman when he was ac quiring "his "millions, 'but when he retired, he 'did and said 'so many foolish things that his family consulted an alienist. 'There 'are the Thaws and tho Goulds and any number more. , As for Johrt'D. Rockefeller he is only the exception to prove the rule, "'And yet even he finds tremendous fiin in making boys scram ble for 'dimes and playing 'golf tout'scule. .:.-. And finally we have Leopold Sclienppj 'the cocoanut king, who as a poor young man exhibited such native shrewdness and fore sight that ho 'made 'a million dollars one winter selling palm-leaf fans. Now he is fleeing from a' mob of cranks and grafters who merely acted upon his own suggestion that the public tell hiin how he should give away his surplus." 1 1 If there are any extremely wealthy men hereabouts who are noted for their mental vigor,. the public prints have failed to catch them. So once more, . Brethren, one may 'find solace in that Emer sonian doctrine of the law of compensation. QUILL POINTS .GB;OS5-WORD PUZZLE STORY . . , READ. THIS SIGN "It is always good to read signs!" says'iittlc 7-9-14, "Here is one it says '1-J-8-1J off the grass, i-3-4-5-6-7!' I wonder what kiml ot seeds arc planted here! Shall I dig 11-12 a few or shall I run right 15-10-17 the seeds?" .... , U-17 a policeman conies along lie will tell you to gel off 13-14 a hufry 1 ' . . "Oh. my! I.ooTt at my foot-prints! What 9-10 awful muss f have made on the lawn !" cries Dan. j 1-4-7-9-10-11-12-13 '(coconuts), 2-3-iB (upon), 2-6 (up), 11-15 13-14 (so). 8 9 ( no). -r , f, r .. . ;. Vif'iiintimi- oi''''ni" .nfamaiiunlii Syndicute ' ' (oa, Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D- UmW Mton Dwtxlnlsf M fat" "T" t W. Dr. Bnt, It a tUmiMd Mil mMrmmi mkH k imW. LSttM ahauld-fcA hrttd mS wrlttu mk. Hwlu tW. BM. - -1 1... , i u. T" f!!fw,r1S-?Jr'. " ne''r d wmtIm Hi Motomlaa t. ln.Uv.tUM Mtnm or. WIIIImi aitr, Ir em H tu smiihih,. ParcnU) Versus Teachers. (Doubtless Anderson will feel more at case in art uplift orcaniza- tibu of his own. - He can keep tho books to suit him. ' " ' - One reason why other sbips 'can't pay sailors "$lbb 'a mohth is because they don't handle Henry's freight. Porto cochcre: ver porch. ' A .carriage catc. . Now used to describe a fliv- Times 'change 'and now .'regular men cuss the mashie more than the masher. " ' , Gnrrnaiiy should have tried tho Kiffians' plan of licking the nations bile at 'a time'. ' ' " Ton million years of evolution, ending 'in -a a fat old 'nioal ticket her "sweetie." While the great Monkey-Bryan is sue is being fought out In tho back woods of Tennessee and clergy, club women, movie actresses, ncrge 'spe cialists, editors and teachers are point ing out the cause of degeneracy of mod- orn youth, it would icem timely to exam ine and ponder the merits of the hot de bate between par ents and : teachers (who are not mem bers of parent teacher associations) upon the question, "Who shall, bring up our children?" If these controversial subjects unset you, send a . stamped self-addressed envelopo and -a copy of your favorite paper, and I .Willi be glad to suggest J bcuuuvb, reaaing in otner col umns. . Unfortunately, there Is no record extant .which, .would show who startt ed the argument. 'Naturally wo par ents think it must 'have .bene a teach er, find vlA mmd nA iku rt..nJ ...1. ..-H , vnu tiling Bcrunis iiaij;i- wno, vans cioar enougn: .- wo 'parents are now . '. answering arguments raised years ago1 . ' ' u our teacners wo were at a disad vantage when tho teachers first raised case conditions, but an excess of cal cium In the blood has not been dem onstrated as a factor of any disease condition. The woman in this instance ffl23C2a8te Women mar bo tralnln' , down an' dressln narrowor . tlian tltey over did,1 bnt tlier . views are gUtlii' al. most too broad for tlM-r own good. TIT Democratic nurty Is out o debt an'-, out of a job, an' nnj-thing that's Klttln- ainug wiiuoui wornuig or ruu nln' a tab 'II bear watcliin'. Children's Pictorial Cross Word Fuzzier Timely Views oh Worlcl Topics "Beliefs of Biblical Age Have Been Discarded Without Harm to Reli gion." ..- , ' . Deal Shaller Mathows of the Uni versity of Chicago Divinity school, in a sermon recently,' compared the leg islature of Tennessee to Robespierre. He said: "they are attempting to en- , force virtuo by a $500 fine as the French reformers tried to enforce it by use of tho guil lotine." "How Is It that the attention of the whole world is centered - on a t.o w n so small where a football coach who hap pens to be a biology teacher Is on trial for teaching evolu- , tlon?" Dean Mnt- 5HWLER MATHEWS hews asked. His perhaps takes the balogny of some ansmer to the question was that the Dayton trial Is tne. dramatic expres sion of the problem .confronting all Intelligent Christians. quack food specialist a little too se riously. Tonsil Infected ' I am 35 years old and have repeated attacks of quinsy. My doctor says an infected tonsil is the cause. Ho of fers to treat the tonsil with electric ity, that is, to sterilize It or destroy It If necessary, such methods , Running Across, 1 Vf Ora 4. mrilttl. u.wi iiuiuvij pulled out of the pie- in the pic, ture. Word 4. What anything that conies from Ireland is called. . -. Word 6. What children like to play in in the winter. - ; Running Down. I Word 1. Stiffly ncnt. ! Word 2. "In - there is strength." Vord 3. An exhibition or pcr "iormance. Also to display. ' YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE ANSWERED. Who's Who Gen. Sir George Milne. King Georgo - of England has just Can we be Christians and still use named Gen. Sir George Milne to suc- our Intelligence, or must we sacrifice sood the Earl of Cavan'os chief of the our intelligence for the sake of our general staff of the British army at faith -that is the problem being fought out at Dayton," Dean Mat- r r hews said. W..M remnvnl h. L '-'Nd NOCd to OiailgO Til r a . . .. . knife be safer? (H. M.T as k seems to me. ne went on. Answer The Infected tonsil may be I "tho mo"'e ve understand the exprcs- sterllized or destroyed by means of s,on 01 oa m Kiuure, me closer we eleetrleltv. thriuch .1 think I ahnnlrl . P' ' u rd'ative'bf the wifo of the boss. It is-a passing glory, Dayton. Who remembers where DcthWv and Gibbon's fought? ' . It is UitW ;possihle to bo inoculated against nearly all niaiailics cxceftl'Hh'o 'Itch for office. ,' . . i Daniel Cupid shut nn nrrow Into the SKy, nming o. Washington Mitddox, former Methodist nnd practising sonologist. Villi 'mivcr realize how important mere words can sound until you hear -a-oiing business man say ''my lawyer." Tho -hard part is to get truo religion into tho Oriental's heart while keeli'g hiiHds in his pockets. .'tjf I;.f.-;tv ' ,-; : TIIIO "V" IS SH.KNT (llnlllniiiro Sun) A typical Tennessee polltlrlnn Is the guvernnr, Austin Peiiy. Ho signed the antl-ovolutlon bill with loud husannns, nnd he Is now making evory effort to turn tho excitement of tho Scopes trial to his prlvnte political uses. The local impels print a telegram that - he sent to Attorney-General A. T. Slow-art whooping for prayer. None of our local perpetual candi dates for offices have definitely decid ed what they will be defeated fur next spring. Marriago. License Joseph Brick, 41 nnd Anna I. Stnne, 411. (Oakland, Oil., Rnqulrer.) Tho Itev. Mr. Mason officiated. It Is fly time. Cltlsens with cows to pall, roport the bovines are throwing a moan tail, and a cruel hoof. Ruffled shirts art decreed for men for full wear. The police do not know who will be the first local victim, but they have suspicions. . .A WZKI.KU HKI.I-'-HATKIl . (Grants I'nus Courier) , I am praised highly among my , .friends for my looks. They cn.ll 1110 "sparkling blue eyes." And cute pet names Instead of my awn; My folklet me keep ramf, lutny wllh respectable friends. I don't know what to do. OLOHV ANX, m 1 1 . - j -i RipplingRhqtt&'i READING. "ip HE reading habit, if acquired by voters when they're v joilhg, will be a solace when they're tired and old, their wltll,'t' "'rnuK- AH other pleasures wilt and fade when one is growing old; the three-ring show, the street 'parade,' grow Stiilo mid lose their hold. The loud diversions of tlio night amid tiio nnisn and -glare, seem rather seedy to a wight whoso scalp is getting bare. "I've seen it tho old man sighs, "Tvo seen it ninety times; thero's nothing new tho dotard buys with all his store of dimes." The old man makes a doleful sound, his life seems bleak nnd gray, if he can only stand around, and watch tho others play. But if ho loves the heavy tomb that's full bf red hot stuff he sits and reails it in his home, and he is gay enough. He's eimried back to other days,' to knights and ladies fair, to hoary minstrels and their plays, to scraps beyond compare. Once more the world is all serene, the aches of ago are gone, and every damsel is a queen, and every goose a swan. I pity much the ancient matt, who Cinds a hook a bore, who views with scorn the fiction fan, wfb Scoffs at printed Ibk If ho would find a quiet nook, scleot some verse or prose, and spend an evening with a book, he might forget Jiiswoea. But he's forever looking rin.'ht gaiiics 1ic "cannot share, recalling old days ileml ami gone and sighing in despair. Let's boo what lower order of animals is' there irfUvhieh 'the "Kuments.'' Whoever-may .have I.,,. , a 1, -, ., ' . . mariou u, nearly it not quite all the female (Icscrls Its young? . . . ,. debato Is confined to the opposition , Present; onef finds somo teacher or . . , ' i'" lodueatorcohtrlbuting'somethlng every ieiiijn viio chbiusi. way 10 worK up irom tile OOttom is to l)C'"uo wniie, ana seldom or hover does k U,IDI a wuiu lur puoncation. I Buspect there Is a pretty good reason for this remarkable difference. I re member 'how' 'ardently "I opposed capital punishment when 1 was young mm innocent, ana now positive was my stand on the question of corporal punishment for children when I wn Just a teacher,- before I became par-' ent. ' Teachers often toll us parents irfnt wo would surely take a dlfferont.vlcwl ui me- many questions if we were teachers ourselves. But we poor par ents can't make the obvious rejoinder to that, becnuse if we did the teachers would consider us very snrcastic. At. east, wo do not venture to make such rejoinders when he have been taken ln--takeh In Is the "right phrase for ft, too taken In as members of tho parent-teacher association for. closer cooperation and mutual admiration. The world has a way of making a so cialist agitator a capitalist whn h. gets too troublesome, and of scttilng ... iniornier in a cnmrortahlc political borth when he -begins to get on-tho neryes of tho politicians. Co-oporatlon Is tho watchword today; It has effi ciency ueaton a mile. .When you have used up nearly all your ammunition and the battle still seems to be going .KK.iiBi. you, noner, "jefs cooperate." and you'll rcduco tho opposition to a whllo and however Ineffectiveness. To the argument of tho teacher out side of the P. T. A. that the deplorable oi-niivinr or tne young 'uns today is largely, attributable to Inrk nf -.,.. homo training- 'and tho parental dls-1 wpnno and moral precept that child ren need, wo parents beyond ihn m. straining Influence of co-operntlon may reply that mvlns- to thi. i.i,. down of the schools our children have so much "home work" to do nnxva.inv. that there Isn't any homo llfo any more, except In vacation time and then the teachers are -willing to entrust to us parents the entire responsibility for tho enre of our children. I venture to sny the course In Latin, mathematics, physics, chemistry and Kngllsh we parents had when w n-nm in t.it. school was at least as thorough as our gemng inuay. and all the "home work" we did in these aubpects never Interfered much with our inter. course with our parents. porter to hnvo such an infected tonsil removed surgically. Tho Wlilte Family Is lemon juice and orchard white harmful to the skin for the removal ot freckles? (T. M." Answer The lemon Juice Is harm less enough, but the bismuth might be harmful.' Of course nothing will re move freckles without destroying the skin. In a pamphlet on "Cosmetics as-Drugs,"- issued by tho . United States Publio Health Service, (copy procur able from government printing of- God.-- We have the volce:of God in our hearts, and It doesn't make any difference who our ancestors hap pened to be. Tho legislature of Ten nessee can never change them. Nor need we change our religion. Chris tianity need not be restricted by the Bible.. Our Tennessee reformers are 'too1 pugnacious, mistaking . pugnacity ' for spirituality. They insist on ignoring' the majestic procession of progressing Intelligence. What docs the spiritual message of the Bible hnve to do with the scientific beliefs of a 'peoplo who fire. Washington n r for riv i . ved 2000 years before Christ? these several aliases for lead are I "Genesis says that vegetables wore .uiaue.uiurii me sun., .yve Know veg etables cannot live without sunlight. How are we to teach botany If this be true?- -We -cannot, -without .-being! dragged into court to pay a $500 tine. The people who wrote Genesis believed the world was flat. Must we bolicvo that to betleve In God? Bible Science Not Important- .! "My point la." Dean Mathews con tinued, "that Bible science is not im portant. It is pathetic that we can not -see- how we are attacking our priceless faith in tho spiritual mes sage of the Bible by arguing about scientific thibrlos irt that connection. ' "These reformers are nsklnir un to do the very thing which fchrist refus ed to do when the devil urged him to leap off a high place to disregard the laws of nature. . Christ would not dis regard the law of gravitation as He knew it, without any elaborate New tonian explanation.- Are we to disre gard the laws of science as we know them and ding tottie science bf 2000 years ago '- ' "Because Jesus believed In God, Ho refused to submit to theological con trol and lived in accordance with the Fatherly will- All nature Is corrobor ating evidence of that will. Given love nna salvation wdo noi nccd,the an cioht, science bf Oohesls.",,', . , enumerated: Flake white, body white, silver white, French white, Dutch white, London white, Itoman white, China white. Pearl white is bismuth'. Chinese (not Chins) white is zinc ox ide. Among the dangerous Ingredients in beauty washes and face enamels, according to this government publlca-i tlon, are lead carbonate, lead plaster, corrosive sublimate, (bichloride of mercury), calomel, ammouniated mer cury, bismuth, subnitrate, etc. Drug store beauty Is dangerous as well ns obvious. - - - - Dandelion May extract bf dandelion be Used In' small, doses or Ih combination with another as medicine as a llvcr'regula tor? (Miss E. F.l Answer It has been used medicin ally, as a bitter, stlmulautor tonic to the stotnach and .liver, , and it Is .also roeiy laxative. Tne medicinal name for dandelion Is taraxacum, which sounds more impressive. I. think dan delion greens would, be much better medicine than any medicinal prepara tlon. tho close of the present year. As such, Gen. Milne would become com- mander in chief of the armies of tho British empire in time of war. Sir George was born - November 5, ,10flH txr ........ Aberdeen.' Hmifj married in 1005 tu Claire Marjori banks. daughter of Sir John N. Malt land. They have one son- and one daughter.- He en tered the army In 1885,- was mndo captain' in - 1895, mnjor'in 1800, Lt. colonel in 19H2, Poems ThatiLive Ql'KKTIOXS AND AXSWKIIS. A Vliiim f the Quack Vood SimiaUst. He kind enough to let ie know what kind of food Is suitable for a inn-v years old whose blood contains too miien rnK-iuin or lime nnd what to he avoided In tho diet. IB. J.l I Answei- A derm, nry of calcium In the blood s a feature of certain dls- Cupid .Stung. Cupid onco upon a bed . Of roses laid his weary head; . ' j.ucKiess urcmn, not to see , , Within the leaves a slumbering beo, Tho beo. awaked with anger wild The bee awaked, and stung the child. Ixjud and piteous 'ark his cries; -To Venus quick he runs, he flies; "Oh Mother! I nm wounded thru I die with pain -In sooth I do! Blung by somo little nngry thing, Some serpent, on a, tiny wlng'-i-A beo it 'was for once, I knpw ' I heard a rustle call It so." t Thus he spoke, and she the whllo Heard him with a soothing smile: Then said. t'My Infant. If so much Thou feel the little wild bee's touch. How must the heart, ah, Cupid!' be Thot hapless heart f that's stuns y Ihce!" '.J ,j . Thomas Moore. 1 Cook with gas. tf DYXSS HATTZSI OLKAMfeKl Phone) 144 13 K. Tii ft ' A buy; . 30x3V2 Oversize . Pennsylvania Cord $12.95 Phipps Auto Park Service Highway at Jackson St VETCH SEED Hungarian Common ? 1 ISow on Hand. i LADDERS Spnma--veryj'hest. Li ow price. PICKING BAGS ; Tory cheap in price. ' . '' 1 '-. j: -. ,.' Farm Bureau . Q)-Operative Exqjtahge GEN. MIUHS. brigadier general commanding 4th di visional artillery 1913-14. Promoted ia 191.5 to. the rank of major general and In December of the same year to lieu tenant general.. He was ma'de a gen eral In '1920. . ' Serving in ' the Soudan, India. In 189.8, he,. received tho British and Khe. divo's medal with clasp, and in South Africa. (1899-1902) was given brevet of lieutenant colonel with medal and four clasps and the king's medal with two clasps. During the European war ho was chief staff officer hcadquartors stnff second army, cpmmanded the 27th di vision and tho 16th army corps, nnd served wkh the British . Salonini Force and army of the Black Sea. Dur ing 1920-23 Milne was lieutenant ot the tower of London. . . , Among the ,many honors bestowffi on him were the Star of Roumnnla: Grand Cross bf the White Eagle. Ser bia; Grand Officer of the Legion of Honor, of France; Grand Cross of tho Legion of Honor; Grand Officer of St. Maurice and St. Lazarus. Italy; Grand Cross .of the Order of the Redeemer. Greoce; French and Italian Croix do Ouerre, Greek medal for military mer it: medals" of Red Cross societies nf Serbia and the United States nid Grand Cross of tho Order of Won Ilu of China. DRINK MaidO'Sko IT'S DELICIOUS Never before could tou buy so much fruit in a siiW bottle. ... ' SKO , is ; made from Real Oranges and there arc no S3;nthetic flavors added. Close your eyes and you can easily imagine vou are "drinking" the fruit itself. All our Droducts are guar anteed to be pure and wliolc- sonie, which is your protec tion. ( . Jackson 'County Creamery matt