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Bjr Arthur Perrr.
S( It 1h the fuHhlon Cor OrPKyn moliH
1$ go Into iidlun waving the Amer-
Wan fluK. f HltiKlntf, "Onward- ('Iii-Ih-tlun
SoUlierd!, nml the Incident at
Titled" Ih a (hinhle-hltted axe. The
lonujleil crUNadei-H Keareil the ex
Celled Japanese, and the duly elected
JrBurtliuiiii (if the t'oiifllltutloti. the lal
l.or ttHHunilnff a fearleHH "NauKhty!
.IJttUKkty!" attitude. In stale l:uu.ster
jleleH the earneat endeavor to kick
t$fc foundation of the rvpuhlfc looife.
I elQHrilfled uh "a tempeHt In a teu
tfo."' Why worry about organized'
ItftHKedneKH, If u dollar, or a vote 1m
tavolved ?
Tfle Inclination of lndlnunt ownoiR
q uutonioblleH to K'J pvt'iy place hut
wm'k, present h u "vital prohlem to
Alt communiti." A half dozen hoIu
tifnav ure brewed and' expounded an
otft-H, but no mention in mud o thai
!re "problernH" Htay at Iwnic,
'
2Laf oil ii p. Hockefeller's threat to
A poor man," han ho far rcHtilted
nw riilHe In the price of KUHollue.
MM(F IIAI.I.KI.IMAIII
(Bilker. )rt'., Ih'aitKTUt)
M o. in.' Divine aervlce with
i
Jpreaehlntc hy the nilnlHter.
''Theme: "Hometliiiea Up. Homo-
m tlmeM Down Hallelujah ! "
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SNext .In a kewple dol! Htnnd at a
XfRlval, nnthlnK draws humann llko
tjfco toilers dlitKliiK hole In tliu aide
llt.
Tlie llper of dog days tlila year Is a
IcorU breaker.
0J1 but of every 14 of the kids who
lip to hand concerla to exerolse thelr
k'Vi. and lungs, have C. I'huplin mu
luiiheM before they ure :;gju? for the
legitikrturo.
FAT AM) 1'I.IIIT I1F.MET
V (Portland Telegram)
' I am rather good looking, and
don't utte any coxmetlea ua 1 have
natural complexion, but I am a
little atout. 1 am reducing now
and I have reduced quite a hit,
Tjut 'I um now about ten poundH
overweight and expect to . lne
'that. too. What I am really trying
to get to la thin, do you think that
becuuao I am atout that I don't
get any engagemcnta. I am very
aoclnhle, and all my friend like
me, ami even murrled men that I
meet want to take uie out, but I
wouldn't go out with u married
man, but why la It that the mar
rlttd men like me anM not the
alngle onea?
Now and then a (lultdievlkl hIiow
op. doing to hr ryin what he' done
to her aockH. ,
.'He eacuped a eoul of tar and featb
tr prepared for him, but It wa ad
mltiWtered to hln automobile, whleh
wm ull. but ruined. tKacrauamto
Be.) 1'umure prowling patrlota de
ritff not to waate anylblng. when the
tdr-fa hot, and no Kluner haftdv.
' I
tiik mi: (;i:itii:
I'll. 'oot 11 home, to try and make
i- believe
I'lfl sober. After this 1 atlik to beer.
A)fd drop the circus whn the mine
M folk leave.
'
1 -w greut Nature working out her
:- Plan:
Through all her shapes from mnste-
i; .i don to mite
Forever Voj!ng. testing. paMsing oy
To jflnd in lust the ahnpu ami soul ol
man.
"Till, In the fulnesR of itecompllshed
' '. time. 0
CeyQiea ltnnhor Forepnttgli, upon IiuhI-
"rv ' . ness bent,
Trfteka her through froxen rnd thru
torrid elline.
And shows us, iitly labeled In n
'iv tent.
Tin? Binges of her hugo experiment.
llql why should (bey, her bolehwork,
Y turn about
Ahtl stare dlsdaW nt me, her finished
Job? " o A
Why was tlie piaeiOnne vast suspend
ed snout
Of daughter? Why did all the 1ny-
' ' lif lit rroh
Wlt soiindlesO guffuw and dumb
stricken h? ,
Ielbless I sQod among those awful
cages? O
ThT beasts were walking loose, and I
t" was bugged? 0
T, T. lust product of the tolling nges,
(loul of hQilc feel that never
lugged
j() little, man In trousers, sllitwly
d Jjgujcd. (L':igo Tribune.)
"
MORE BARBARITY OUTUED.
THE intfriiutimiiil arms coiri'iice lit Oeiit'va a ft'v weeks nsjo
q$ den dly disease (.'i nns on tin- list of prohibited Wfiipons,
after outlawiiijf poison :. p.
, This is gxd ncQs, even thoiiclt t lie voftl at Oiipvii is )t final,
imd though some nation asscntin-r to this principle inMjie of
peace inijrht chaiij-'iQls mind, as nation.Ptiave done before about
war metliods, when actually encased in a liLj-and-death stni!!.'le.
Poison tins should jro. Deadly bacteria stiouldo. Supplies of
either on hand, foi0iiiiliti- purposes, should be sunk in the depths
oi the sea, as our surplus jas was after the gar, if it is not too
cruel to the fislgys. Various other types of war material, the latest
and mosO diabolical enninery of science for wiping out human
life by wholesale, should be discarded as'ar as can bedone fty the
solemn pledges of the civibzift iiaiions.
Ious talk of "abolisldii!; wariy malng warfare more horrible"
has been proved tommyrot. H"rriblc ways of killing men, women
and children, did w prevent the biggest undo worst of all wars,
mid will not prevent a b'ger one if the professional fighters go
ahead armju-arm with the seientisjfs. 0 .
I! will help much to obtain
volting methods id' slaughter, iftid lus t;in ,i foothold in building
up a world sentiment- tlfttt will keep them from military ue. It
will help more if a concerted effort is niflde to eliminate the poison
gas of nice haired imd the diseas germs of interiiat'ioniil contempt,
suspicion and fear.
QUILL
Motlt'j'nmjig it: Moscil1 hud
AVIieu flrcclt meets fircfk,
fenee. .
Slowly num's inventiveness will
exeept the reformer.
It milit be worse. No mnnzine is really ns naughty as the
cover design indieutes.
The people who send us hills
don't use dun-eolored envelopes.
Put'- Verb, meaning to place a
Noun, a vain effort to do as above.
The ladies are lucky, as usual.
no excuse to pull their hoses. .
The rolling stone may gather
a lot. of fine hotel towels.
Nearly all the' great by-products are being utilized now except
the discarded safety razor blades..
Correet this sentence: "I'm gaining ngain," said she, "and
I'm going on a rigid diet tomorrow." ,
fi
Among the government departments that have contrived only
to make a "mess" of things is the weather bureau.
Americanism. Act I: "He's a
II : "Now he's u success. Throw
Correct this sentence: "I have had two hundred cases,'
said the lawyer, "and never yet have insulle.d a helpless witness."
7.
ir-ValtrteSon
PENITEMTIAL.
HARK nml dismal, prim imd hlenk is the prison in the vale;
there resort the men who "seek crookedly, the enay kale.
Men are always noing there, lontf professions every day, going
from the sunshine fair to the dungeons cold and gray. Going
from the joy and mirth of the world where, men are free, to
the saddest plaee on earth, where the stern-fireod warders be.
In the erowd are many men, who, forsaking virtue, though1,'
"We will never reaeh tlie jien we're too elever tt) he caught.
Only hoohs are gathered in, boobs who eannot bide their trail;
we will spring ueh curves in sin that tfic law eanflot prevnU.
Ilonehead criminals may fall, pulling vulgar stunks i win,
boobs who try to use their gull as a iubstHuto fwr brain. But
when men wit,i domes of thought go to reaV tbe Rueker crop,
'twill be NtYnngo if they are cauglit by the eomgiftn, gnrden
cop. AVe'll outguess the ear sleuth! beat Ids game at.evcr,v
curve, "anil in penitential booth not ta fortnight shall we serve.
We are clevn, we are wise, highly gifted we were born, we arc
Kaffirs in disifise, and we'll laugh the law to scorn. You
may see them in parade, fellows snuyter than the law, toiling up
the r'ky grade to the prison's dismal maw. Anil the cells are
alvuys filled with the flossy birds who thought "we're o
skillfd. 1 lint we never will 'be caiught.
1924 BUICK SIX
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The BusyCornerKlotorCo.
these pledges against tfce most re
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POINTS
a eoat of flowered eorftte.
the Italian enjoys sitting on tlie
UnneU everyliody out of j"l
are considerate, at that. They
thing where you want it. Putt:
The man who barbers them hns
no moss, but the traveler collects
darned failure; snub him." Act
it brick at him."
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CROSS-WORD
OUR P0y,Y, NED
flSxpyfc.
There is Ned, 9-10 is 8-11 little Shetland 1-2-3-4. Do you want
to ride 2-5 hts back? . ,
Come' Ned, come and let us ride on yotr back! " He shakes his
. head "3-6" and will not come 5-6-7 will hc look at us. .
lie is only two years old 'you Can abbreviate ear,.47, like you
do, mister. . , ,
Answer To Last Puzzle
3-9 (Is), 1-2 (am), 16-17-1819 (noon), 1-6-12 (ace), 5 6-7-8 9 (dreX,.
" -2-7 (me), 3-4 (in), 14-15 "(no), 8-13-14-19-20 (sunny), 10-11 ('soj. "
Onpyrxghl. I UK. Im The Ititerniflwnat Biniimlt
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. KL
BlfnM IMtora p.rulnrs to Mnonsl
,XMtsinL will b anaw.rMl bv Dr. Brsdv If
L.tUra llMUld"!,. brl isd writtm In Ink. Owln
IM Ms o ontwsrod ti.ro. No rooty oan oo
koomoo or. wiiaui BMoVt ir Jro of tu in
Honestly, How
A year or two ago, a reader reminds
ub, we pro mined to it'll how a mere
layman might diugnose hlB own health.
Itlht, and a week or two later, we
told how the trick is done.
Of course, a mere
layman's diagnosis
of anything is about
as sound as Ik my
knowledge of how to
fill a root canal or
take up a cam nhAft
hearing. At that,
though, a layman
can make a fairly
good tentative analy
sis of his own health.
A tentative diagnosis Is like a mail
order suit; you nre not bound to keep
it If it doesn't fit 'and givo entire sat
isfaction. Indeed, the layman client
contributes considerable to tbe. ding-,
nosis in the modern periodic health
examination: in eomeVt the forms or
examination blanks which have been
suggested by physicians who devote
special-attention to the practice of hy
giene, the layman apparently contrib
utes more than the hygienlst himself
to tho diagnosis, but perhaps that is
because the hygienlst who devisi-ft the
form of examination has not had suf
ficient experience in tho practice of
he'nlth.
Here Is one test of henUh which
anybody up to the age of 50 years may
try on himself: Hun a mile. If you
can't run a mile, at your own pace.
yoij aro certainly not well you had
better consult a physician and let him
find out what ails you.
Here is another test which anybody
of nny ago may try on himself: Holt!
your breath on the one hand and your
watch on the other. If you can't hold
the former 43 seconds you had better
consult a good doctor.
Suppose an individual has a "leak
age of tho heart, valvular disease.
which has developed insidiously or at
least without his knowledge that any
heart lesion is responsible for his fall
ing off in physical or mental efficien
cy. If the backflow or leakage through
the damaged valve is not compensated
by pw necessary development of. heart
muscle, such nn individual wit) be un
able to ho1d his breath ns long as 40
seconds lje will 5'brwak" and grab In
more air at ptrhaps 5 or 30 seconds
nr even less. If hs valvular fenkage is
"compensated" by the necessary over
development of j,he heart muscle (so
that enougli blood is pumped to satis
fy the . requirements In spire o( the
amount which leaks ba k through the
valve at CA'ery beat), why! the lucky
lad can hold his breath as long as a'ny
of us. and his health is O. l not-
Wthstnndin the vnlvutnf impairment.
There nre some Individuals who can
easily hold their breath, a full minute,
without nny tricks. They are not nec
'essarily healthier than the resf oi us
by reason of that..
There are some Individuals whfe
health is gravely Impaired, vho are
Huuering wiih serious disease, yet can
hold their breaih 40 seconds. That
would seem to spoil the test ns a
measure of health Hut I told you at
the Cutset that the layman can make
only a tentative diagnosis of his own
health: he needs the cooperation of
the expert if he wishes to have his
dlannosis confirmed. A dead 'iinn, fur
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Mmtk tut hyM. Mt te
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Mi HlOOOlO W
low lo oaouura.
to th hvbi number of
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mm
Do You?
Instance, might hold brea-th for
hours or days on end without any ef
fort. If you consider yourself At 111 very
much alive but have no convenient
place to run off your mile test, here is
a test which Is almost as good, so far
jas the efficiency of your circulation
'may be concerned: Run up two
flights of stairs, two stairs at a step,
and notice your heart aeldon when you
attain the summit: if your heart is
efficient, yeu'll - feel the thump,
thump against your ribs as the accel
eration Induced by the .effort passes
and the heart rate again Blows down to
the qrdinary rate. If you do not feel
the thump .thump, you nre not as
sound as you really ought to be. ;
' Ql'KSTIOXS AND AXSWEUS,
Infantile I'nraljKtH,
Our little boy, aged 10 years, fell on
the Ice striking the back of his head
and shortly nfterward fell on a tire
iron and struck his hip. Would these,
injuries have any connection with
bringing on infantile paralysis (Mrs.
G. C.)
I Answer Xo. Infantile paralysis
(acute poliomyelitis) is an infectious
disease, spread from case to case di
rectly or through the agency of a hu
man or animate carrier.
IMsinrcclioii of Clotliliiff
Is there any way to make, safe for
.wpiiflni? ninth 1 riir whlrh wan lifted bv
'a person with TB? Some of the cloth
ing can go to the laundry, but other
garments are woolen. (Mrs, 8.)
Answer Ordinary laundering, that
in, washing with soap and water and
ironing, will sufficiently disinfect
'clothing however contaminated. If the
clothing cannot be laundered, stenm
sterilization, or dry cleaning will make
jit safe to wear. Outer wraps which
hiu.-e been worn my. a person with tu
berculosis may be made safe by mere
ly giving them an airing and sunning
for a day. It is doubtful whether tu
berculosls has ever been contracted
'through the agency ot clothing r gar
ments worn by tire patient.
Cancer
Please tell me; what Is cancer?'
Vh"a,t are the causes? Can It be cured
and how? I had , a, blind bull four
years ago rfnd nw have a scar ''which
hurts once In a while. Can ft be can-
:cer?.(H. A.)
Answer Cancer Ig a degenerative
change In tho tissues of the jeton uf-,
jfected not a new growth. The cause
'or causes of cancer we have not yet
learned. It refognlzed in time can
cer can bo cured by surgical eradica
tion of the portion Vf tissue involved.
: Your trouble may be cancer. Don't
wonder or worry about it. Ooto your
.physician at once and find out. tfancer
jsogio'iimea tlevefbps in the site ot a
scar.
I Frrsll Baked
I Ih freshly baked Jtread healthful or
'should It be allowed to stand two or
three days before it is eaten? (Rev.
T. J.)
' Answer If it Is well baked, ti Is
healthful fresh from the oven. If It
Is half baked, ns much bakery stuff Is
these dHys, I( is rather nugf y and slow
to dlges. and on standing a few days
It dries out some and becomes easily
digest. That Is rather a tnock on
mother's hnklng, but li Is tbe basis of
points,
For further Information
Stage Depot. Phone 309.
idea that there was nuincthing
unhealthful ol)OUt froah baked bread
stuffa v. hlclOtaleness remedied. The
i presence of rarhon dloxld gas In fresh
baked breatbnuffs Is not objectlonante.
One Ktxxl thine urjouv Hi' rum war
rthvv won't be no iiiomimi'iitH t uii'
vrlL "Oil, wt used .t' Be ureal
friends, but lie's got a ear or Ills
(mil now," wo heuttl a feller hu'
I'llny. .
"Communism Doomed Beeauso of
i'ullure to lleegiLlzc KlemeilLS
of llunuiu Nature."
"1he exneriinent 'in cummunlsm
as condijcU'd In soviet HusHla, will
Iirove nn absftlute rallure an
periinant bnsed on the Utopian IdeulH
of that dreamer,
Karl otfarx, and
afterward by IiIh
dlsrlple Lenin who
Incidentally, I be
lieve, was a greitt
lunn. It will )e n
failure benauHO
the theories upon
which it rests
seem In no way to
reorganize or ac
cept Ahwe prin
rlples or element
of human nature
J which make up
H.G.&ELFRI0OE. the "complex
character of man." '
So siiys H. Gordon Selfiidge, fn
mous London department store
owner, who recently " returned to
England from a. trip to Russia. -
'For example." cofttinues Selfrldge
"envy and jealousy which are the
yellow streaks in man's nature, are
not considered in tloe slightest aid
yet we know that they mUHt be reck
oned wltli. Ambition is given no
,chance. The love of the gaine which
creates a healthy competition, is -lot
considered n the least.
uirierences ot amnty, euner na
tive, or developed, have no opportu-i
nity in these theories -There 1s not
the slightest encouragement to ,make
peoi;
eople try, to get a. reward for ef-irl.-'THe
element-of l;izrnera..vjiirh
Mi
ls an unfortunate feature existing to
a greater or lesser extent in nearly
every human being, is apparently not
taken into account at all. The abil
ity to control, to organize or to di
rect has no place in these theories.
Here, therefore,' are a few of the
things that .the dreamy writings of
Marx of 50 years ago have forgot
ten to reckon on.
Things Marx Overlooked.
"The theory . of communism, ac
cording to the standard books on the
subject, is a definite effort to pro
vide for every one only enough to
keep body and soul together. But
ever one Is expected; in a very op
timistic way, to work and strive to
do his or her share In tho general
development of Hie country the only
reward being just enough to live
on, which reward will be received
equally quickly without urt effort
being made at. all.
Now this theory, to the man who
thinks, is cattrely undesirable.
"These men In Russia. sinrerA ns
they may bo, blame what they call!
-capitalism- ror all Ills. But the truth
is that the trouble with 'capitalism,
when the system goes wrong, is In
Its operation rathgr than in its prin
ciples. Every employer or foreman
or man w may be In a -ptisltlnnj
to. control otttera,-. who uses that
poover'Wi an rirhlfrary, dictatorial,
unthinking, entirely selfish wav. Is
helping to eultlvate'thc soil for tho
recepflon of communistic theories.
The employer or foreman owes It to
the business and t!o community in
which fie lives to exercise his control
is far ns he enn on the general prin
ciple of 'treating his subordinates
as he vuld reasonably like to be'
treated In reversed cll'rtimst.inren.
Capitalism in Itself is all right, but
very often capitalism in Its execu
tion Is entirely wrong."
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Children' Ujctoriul ; '
fross Word Puzzle
Munmnff Across.
Word 1. In the picture.
Word 4. One of the countries
comprisiig the British Isles. .
oVVord o. A quantity of yarn.
Running Down.
Word 1. The vice president of
the United States.
, Word 2. Worth, importance.
Word 3. A hard, ambej -colored
sutstance used to rub on the bow
of a violin. .
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWUKEU.
Poems That Live
Falsehood.
Still do the stars impart their' light
To those that travel In the night;.
Still time runs on, nor doth the hand
Or shadow on the dial stand; z z
The streams still glide and constant.
ai'e- .. ..
Only thy 'mind
Untrue I find. .
Which carelessly
Neglects to be .
Like stream or shadow, hand or star,
fool that I nm( I, d,o. recalj .
My words, and swear thouVt' liko'
them all,
Thou seem'st lico stars to nourish
fire.
Put O how cold Is thy desire!
And like the hand upon the grass"
Thou point'st at me
In mockery;
If I come ninh
Shade-like thou'il fly..
And as the stream with murmur
pass.
By William Cartwrlght.
It isn't the abbreviated costume
that causes ball-room colds. Its bad,
ball-room ventilation. Temperature
hiKh, humidtiy low.
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