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Y'mnirf Pr.t
j . By Arthur retry.
. An iruti civic worker Hhot nn Iowa
editor In the thiK. ff printing fa I He
repurts of the heat. The victim prob
ably Haiti the mercury sua red to 90.1
Itmt Tuesday, when an a mutter of
tAc, tho -mercury only soured to
89.0.
Kieps ore underway, to "reform tho
legislature." Tho way to reform the
Irplrtlaturo Is not to have any.
D00 peoplo attended tho ball Rimio
on tho Suhbath. Very few realized
there were that many houIh In tho
county without an auto or a fishing
polo. .
Mil. GOiiii: is swashed
(KiinxuH City .Star)
' I Will nut ho responsible for
. any debts contracted by my wifo,
Jeanotto Uolricn, after this Juno
. 1,: iil5. V. CI. Golden.
' ' Mr. (lalo Golden has never paid
,any, bills or been responsible for
' dhr debts contracted by his wife,
'vityeH." Jeanotto Wolden, 1000 Kast
'ThU'ty-thlrd.
I'.QrpiU'fear Is expressed by Mr. Rosa
nuseiiPH'um, for fear 1000 Kills will
riC I ;ittqnd the lIunulinKors, Inc.,
B,hl,tidi.KT. fr the soldiers. There will
bW'.OO Kills present, oven If they
Wnvlp to , leave tho supper dishes un-
whjihoil.;
i'rhcirq Is no crime whatever on
'trtota.h Ha Cunha. aeconlintf to Rev.
Itogcrs.'nnd no immortality. (Salem
titUtoHman.) Trlstaut da Cunhu Is
niiflsinK a lot.
paraKH planted last spring along
the (Specific Uieway are In full bloom,
and most of tho curves are straight
onlng out In timo, for careful drivers,
' "VK VI I0W WITH AI.ARM"
? (l'iullt'ton I-'Jist. Oivfconiaii)
A Portland Kill won a prize at
a picnic for wearlns the shortest
skirt. It was abovo her knees.
We hesllato to think to what
oxtont this upward trend will ko
when stimulated by tho offering
of rownrds.
Rlclmrd Loeb is a raving maniac.
Life was quite pleasant for Richard,
but ho helped slay a boy, "for n
thrill;' and got It. l'rison drabness
and tho measles took their toll, his
mind snapped. The "law of compen
sation" is slow, but very thorough.
Have nono of tho bright paragraph
ers,' who are always easting odious
words upon the ukelelu and the saxo
phone, heard tho dying whimpers of a
muslcnl saw ?
, . IT NIOVKIt RAINS, KTC.
(lOmporla, lias.. Gazette)
Vlysses Grant liurton, colored
porter. Is having a peck of
trouble. llurtnn was arrested
Sunday and Is In jail on a charge
of threatening to Injure his wife.
This morning Mrs. Hurt on sued
him for divorce, alimony, tho
Burtons' household goods, their
home, attorneys' fees and costs
of tho suit.
IVddlers of cosmetics for -Ids have
retreated before the advance of con
traptions, which, when attached pro
perly to tho Innards of the vehicle,
will save H the gasoline. Purchasers
should buy two, und save all the gaso
line. Horticulturists and plump females
havo started thinning.
Personal The lady who wrote, re
questing that this col. say something
about John Mann, will have to take a
relative along and tell John herself.
1 "Members of the local Intelligentsia
are, perambulating home from the
head works at Kugcnc and t'orvallts.
VPstath i-:Ti,rFTTi': rpni;i,i
(Oregon City Knti'iprlM)
Y Mr. and Mrs. A. W. I'ooko,
Mrs. Kitty Hunter and Glen
Wit ma . llcacock, of Damascus
.wore up this way last Wednesday
but finding no one nt home nt
the Dick Gibson place left their
names on one side piece of tho
whcol-barrow, standing It ngnliiHt
tho door after writing their
names on It.
Something should bo die right
0way about tho artificial roses in the
watering trottghH. A khakl-panivd
Wanderer sniffed ono politely last
evening, and was basely deceived.
Such things give the valley 19 black
eyo. hot us aboliHh these traps for
the nasal organs, ore . other tourists
find themselves In a im mhiry. and
locat elsewhere. On the occasion
nionlfloned above, inhospitable -giggling
by the native, heightencT thTT
embarrassment. "f
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Q yT:TFOT?T) fATL TBTftuSR
THE ROAD TO
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?' HfS address (o the trraduatiiiK class at Annapolis, President
I
Coolidsc maile one of the stninest leas ior world iicacc lc-
i- , i ,
" - ' ' hi-i.ni tuu
Armaments, he Kiiifl, are not
peace, byt must be NUjiportud by
mankind
Tlii'titi;limit the address runs the admonition that if we arc to
have peace, we must think peace. A particularly vital point was
stressed when the 1'resident warned against questioning the sin-
ferity of other nation a assurances
the necessity of vicwiiiir mankind
(jce iK l'ii'll IcOUSIlCSS.
All of which brines us down
world may only secure peace when
lciii.-e pciice when the collective
) ,rl( ,,,,, Hflf-jnterest demands IldlCC.
111 other words, peace is not a matter or disarmament or, ceo.
iioiuie readjustments or any material considerations whatever, but
a state of mind.
No one has brought out this point more clearly than Attorney
General Karsrent in a speech delivered before the Carnegie Institute
of 1'ittshurir on April .itltli last,
the public notice its importance
may he Hiiminari.cd as follows:
The world needs a program of education that will establish a
widespread understanding too great and too sound to be broken
down by national or imperial covotousness. t0 all - the
citizens of every nation should bo brought the realization that tho
breach of peace anywhere Injures all mankind, eo that every man
and woman will desire and strive to bring about some means of
settling disputes between nations other than a resort to force
All can be shown tho danger of yielding to acting from
motives of greed, the danger of yielding to the harangues of self
seeking agitntors who would porsuade and influence them to think
that such motives are sanctioned by and inspired by a just God.
In order that the influence of our great nation can be mado
effective in the cause of peace (the Attorney General added) thero
will have to be eliminated from the councils either tho presenco
or the voices of clamorous pretenders whoso only contribution Is to
stand and declare continuously their own patriotism, and decry tho
motives of everyone who suggests or offers for consideration
something constructive.
QUILL
. Evolution: .1) Ruled by, classes; (2) Ruled by masses; (3)
Ruled by lasses.
Never yet has there been a stulue erected to a man who felt the:i8t. j biushlnely confeflS thftt x 8tm
need of a precedent. I .nTh stnnd fairly well
About all some men arc good
favor of birth control.
Doesn't the word
fixed "f. 0. b."
'Detroit"
Tidk of drowning sorrows is all
drown a neighbor's saxophone.
Explanation of the awful taste
rum, as the reformers say.
Tongue: An implement used to
It takes three generations to accumulate money enough to estab
lish enke-eaters as gentlemen.
The grandstand has disadvantages,
through the wire screen.
NKW YORK, Juno 8. "Socony
Church," is the suggestion of Itev.
lr. John 1 touch Kt rut ton for the
mime of tho new skyscraper edlflco
nt which the Uev. Dr. Harry Emer
son Fomllrk Is to be pastor.
Dr. St ration, fundamentalist and
pnntor of tho Calvary Baptist church,
in his sermon yesterday poked fun
at the plans of tho Park Avenue
Itnptlst church which is attended by
the Kockefellers and has called Dr.
Fosdlck. modernist and former l'rcs-
bytcrinn preacher.
Dr. Strutton suggested that three
RipplingRhijmQs
THE INVALID.
w
IIKN snnii! piwtl ncinlilxT
Klntt'k, anil take him soup
ami caiiva.sl.ai'k. I lieai-d tlml .laliez Jinks was ill, with spasms
in his lens, and started, with a right jjood will, to tHke him hiird
lioilcd occs. "I'll let old Jasper know," I mused, "that human
hearts are kind, and he will doubtless he enthused, such sym
pathy to find." Hut nt his door I met Hoc Jliek, who said, in
angry tone, "Yii can't come in when men are siek they're hot
ter It; ft alone. No sooner does a cent cave in, with divers mal
adies, then neighbors come, their maps n-griii, to hring eggs and
peas. They want to wring their hands and weep, while he for
silence pleads, they want to keep him from the sleep that he
so greatly needs. A million invalids have died who might be
still astir, had ng their kindly neighbors tried to show how
good they were. A million men have mej their ends, and sleep
beneath the stone, who might be living if their friends had hut
O o
left them alone. J'his Julie, only longs for peace, for silence
imd repo
and thin
ami you co;ne, here with .iiim and grease and eirs
like those. No doubt you'd make liilife n l me.
with gift and smile and jest, ut take you foolish plunder
home, ami let the siek man rest." .
WfRLD PEACE.
sufficient of themselves to briiiR
the spiritual and Biorul forces of
of peace and laid emphasis on
in the nobler aspects of truth, jus-
to the fundamental point. The
the people of the world sincerely
mind wants peace when an cn-
a speech which did not receive
deserved. Sir. Sargent's program
POINTS
for is to serve as arguments in
look odd in print without the pre-
bosh, anyway. You can't really
. 1 - .
of bootleg:
Perhaps it really is
guide a wagon or a husband.
Fans eail't throw bottles
generations of Rockefellers might
label the new church with an, cnor-
nous -Socony" olocti lc sign.
"Socony" is the trademark of tho
Standard oil company of New York. "ethics" of a department like this.
Newspaper accounts of Dr. Fos- Any and all such colleagues I chal
dlck's first sermon a week ago in lengo to point out my offense, but bc
the present Dark Avenue church also f1Mo they begin gathering evidence I
inspired l,r. Strntton to atire. John
I). Itorkoreller, his son, John D., Jr..
and Iho latter-8 son. lltten.lod the
service and shook hands with mem-1
bers of the congregation. Tho elder
Hock.'foller gavo dimes to several
children mid ono dimo fell to tho
fliwii- Until ne Uti'iittiiii "A 1ltiifn
Snid Dr. Htnitton: "A picture
skilfully painted of tho threo liock
efellers standing in a row across the
:, ..... ... . .
u.o smmng fto.nci m. oil tumo ruinng
I , I y u"j- health education. I would start right
tor making his wild divo for it lie- , soo s , foU ln0 crowd S(J.
tween the legs of tho Standnrd Oil eurely pulled down upon my ears, do
nmgnntcs ought to l.o historically lnK nwny wlth em)I, nml abusea
preserved and tbo best place for it which we all know are wrong but
would bo directly above tho altar.-jwhich under our present system of
'government nobody has the necessary
lii'lplt'ss lit-s, we linsti'ii to his
ami luscious pies, niul tripe
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oMKHjOTm. QjR friT)
CKOSS-WORD
STEP A LITTLE
"1-2 all the fun we have I think
I like to b-'J riding 34-36 a street
ir-J8-19P said brother 37-3'J.
"VVe can go 33-34 the end of the
slreet car line and 28-2-3l only
35-36-37 fare!"
The 17-21-23-26-28-31-33-35-33
collects the 2-3-5-8-12 and 7-8
gives 10-15 a transfer. I think his
name is 10-11-12-13-14 for they
call him Mose at the car barn.
"You're too small a 20-21-22 to
be traveling alone!" said Edward
to me.
"But I want to go to the stores
-4-5 a picture show!" said I.
"4-7-111" he exclaimed. "You
can't reach the fare box even if
you stand on your tip-25-27-30-321
Mow will you pay your fare?"
"Oh, the conductor man will
lend me a 13.16-19 and hear my
troubles!," said I.
"Suppose he 18-22-24 yon up!"
said Edward. "He looks like an
ogre I" :, '
"I'd catch him with a big lion
23-24-25 and snarl hiin all up in
it !" said I, of course, we were
only fooling.
Answer To
1-2 (hn). 3.4 (In), !M0 (bo), 2-4
i"nw.'11 13 (we)l -3-6 (llU)- 17
6-810-12 (aloe).
Copyright, W25, by The
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D
Slintd lttara Mrfa.nl na to Mrmnii
VMlmtnt. Will bm miwirid fav Dr. Rrariv If
Lttttrt ahOuld"M brlaf and twrltian In Ink fit.
JW M" Bntvrard htrt. No mply on bt
If I Were
As almost everybody knows I am
not n mere nom do plume used by the
"medical trust," but a free lance
NCI'lliliIni nil nn nii.n T .nll..
wun tnem, as inose
who deny my exist
ence hate to have it
called, regular medi
cal profession, and I
blush still more, to
ad that the reason
for that is simply
because I tell the
laity tho truth. Now
and then, indeed, I
seem to arouse no majl degree Of ir
ritation or animosity on the part of
the regular medical profession or at
lease some of the pinhoads In it be
cause I tell the laity tbo much truth
about the sins of the' doctors. liut I
don't care whether one or all of the
regulars like my style or not. If there
is anything in my stylo they don't
like, let 'em come out and sny so and
Tu 'vi..i 4 k i
11 rr. u j ....A, -
where the fault lies. Trouble is with
the small fry In our noble profosslson,
they are shrewd enough to know tho
wisdom of silence Indeed, the medl
cal profession has been drawing div
'many centurion, though there Is much I
evidence, I think, that this venerable
policy no longer pays as it did in the
igly call attention to the fact that the
doctors who dislike my stylo generally
tllkn it nut in nuint nr tnrllrnrt nln ma nt
- ncwKn.il.or ncleno" or so.no micro-
' . ...
scopio allusion to tho questionable
Would refer them to 8ectlona 2 and S I ;
of chapter II of tho principles of
medical etlllcs.
11 1 'ere king Hut alas. I am only
myself, more or less "well known,"
whether favorably or not. as old Doc
J r,u KiB Brady. And King
gOOQ pOlllLS. inOUgn 1
am no relation of his. But If I were
king, I tell you, there are a lot of
things wo would do differently hero
In America, and particularly things
,mt lu.e ((m0 Ulidep (n0 nnme u( ,
courage or steam to attack. Along
with my crown I should exenct of
courso, to be presented with a good
hefty mace, staff or big slick, one
warranted to stand hard usage, togeth
er with adequate space immediately
adjacent to the throne and well with
in tho fierce light, of course, whero I
might get a good lusty swing. Given
such power and opportunity, I believe
I could swing tho mace effectively and
I know some of my medical, sanitary
or health colleagues would have sorer
heads than they have now.
This cleaning of the Augean stable
would necessarily be radical and revo
lutionary and somewhat destrductive.
yet I think an essential preliminary
ior the constructive plan of my reign.
N'o doubht Rang Augeas and all his of
ficial staff considered the proposal
to clean tho stable both radical and
revolutionary and frowned upon the
idea ns destructive criticism, but Her
cules turned on his rivers in spite of
that.
My first royal edict would be a gen
eral proclamation ot amnesty for the
antlvacelnators. I should say: "We
deem vaccination a good thing. Here
it Is. free of charge. If you want it
come and get It. If you don't well and
good. We nre going to allw small
pox patients unrestricted liberty here
after and we grant to every subject
full personal liberty to decide whether
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yl KSTIONS M ANSWK.HS.
v Morbid Informalliiil.
Kindly s,-nd in the losed stamped
int.troMwed envelope your pamphlets
on hardening of the art-ies and high
blood prtWiire. H.F.) .
Answer I have .Ju.t pamphlets l
send. As the conditions you mention 1
MONDAY, .TUNE S. 1fl5."
PUZZLE STORY
LIVELY, PLEASE
last Puzzle
7 (one), 9-1 1-13-1 n-1 6-1 8-20 21 (swim-
- 13 (ray). 5-6-7 (ate), 1415 Urn).
International Syndicate
nuiit. mi hvauii. n.
itamnul l mAAmmA Bnilii l nnirjl
In ir. k. UrM s....K, ..I MU
md to t.urltM not oonfornlng to Imtruo'tlona
Ktiiff
are both subject to too much morbid
speculation and guesswork on the part
of laymen ,lt seems to mo unwise to
send uny information about them in
any case, except where the corres
pondent informs me that his physi
cian has told him he has either or
both conditions. I am sorry not to
comply, but health is the main issue
and with due regard for health I can
not send out such Information indis
criminately. Alkaline for Ivy Poisoning
Some years ago you sent me the
letter I enclose, containing advice
which has proved of the greatest ben
efit to me. I was then extremely sus
etptlble to ivy poisoning, suffering se
verely from the slightest exposure.
A monglthe aJkalles you mention as an
tidotes, you will see was weak ammo
nia water. Well, I have been putting
on household ammonia water practi
cally uure whonever I have been expos-
V" , YL i L "
'sufferers of this and they have found
It equally good. I suppose this would
be too severe if the skin wj
as already
blistered or broken, but I use it ns
soon as possible after exposure. (P.
S. E. M.i
Answer The irritant principle In
-"orelk lis arc useful ns local an
tldotes. Soapy water Is alkaline and
one of the best emergency remedies.
Salaratus (baking soda) is good. The
weak ammonia water suggested for the
correspondent who reports his satis
faction means ordinary household am-
. . .
,0"la weakened by diluting with water
.ncrnnns nn minrn nr inn nmninn nn. to
a pint of water. The pure stuff would
seem a severo remedy to apply evon to
a whole skin, though our correspond
ent has found It satisfactory. It Is not
ome lmmune fllnco ' nskodl for
dv,ce gome ymn KO an(, thRt hg
tostimnnlnl for ammonln. is l..r
improbable that the correspondent has
significant as the average testimonial
for medicine is.
Fruits of Fisliology
Ts evaporated milk poisonous in tea
or coffee? I have been told that it is
poisonous in tea, but not in cofeo.
(W..M.)
Answer Ben Told probably
quired that misinformation in a mail
order "course" in "sicentific eating"
which ho purchased from one of those
"food specialists" who seem to divino
such notions from their Inner con
selousness. Evaporated milk is whole
some enough In tea or coffee.
On his first New. Year's day In
tho White House Thomas . Jefferson
received a 1600-pound cheese.
KLEIN
THE TAILOR
UPSTAIRS '
Says:
Business is Good I can't help
doing business because my prices
arc low my styles as to cut and
design arc always a little ahead.
My overhead expenses are small
in other words I am doing a large
business "Small profits and sat
isfied customers" is my motto.
Call and sec for yourselves. See
how my goods are turned out,
finished and lined
Sale runall this month.
$50 SuiU to Order for
$42?50
35-jj
.riM..a kllMlH O- UllNIIUIlU
would.!1 I.uvc Ih' kind tbut sticks
Ills money In his hu.-lm-ss as him
.h I.,- makes It. an' Ih' kind that
,, .,no nn' l'vo tried 'cm
UIHI I. IIMII.V. ....... t -
..I" .i.w.l,. Mrs. Im Swank, tln.
"If he don't try t' cross th1 street.
.... wt it, lu.iivccn sn.nebi.ddy un
fortune lie may live out Ills natural
life," said Dr. Mopw. fday, liner
call on Gran-paw ljirk.
Poems That Live
The fire upon the hearth is
Ami there Is stillness everywhere
wtiiln iflfp winticd spirits, here
and there,
The firelight shadows .fluttering R
And as the shadows round me creep,
A childish treble lin;iks the Kloum,
And softly from a further room
rnmp.q. "Now I lav me down to
Bleep."
And somehow, with that little prayer
And that sweet treble in my earn,
Mv thouKhts eo back to distant
years
And linger with a loved one there
And ns I hear. my child's nmen,
My mother's faith comes back to
- me,
r Crouched nt her side I seem to he,
And mother holds my hands again,
z
Oh, for nn hour in that dear place!
Oh, for the peace of that dear
time.
- Oh, for that childish trust sub
lime! Oh, for a glimpse of mother's face!
Yet, as the shadows round me creep,
I do not seem to he alone,
Sweet magic' of that treble tone,
And "Now I lay me down to sleep."
Eugene Field.
Let us rise to deny the allegation
that the alligator is a dangerous rep
tile. "We &re on familiar terms with
several of, these old fellows, in their
native swamps. We find them both
cautious and curious, neither ag
gressive nor affectionate.
QUALITY ,
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Fountain
Lunches
and we have Winstel's
Delicious Candies.
Davidson's
Corner Fir and Main
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