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pa tehee credited to it or nut othcrwine cnidlted
111 mm pujier, una aiao w uie iocui uewa oui
Hahcd herein.
All rlghta of rrpubllcutlon of ipeoial die-
pa'.coea uerein are auto reBerrea.
Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur' Terry.
China wm-iiih to he In about Ou
pnm! fix as tills Ntatc, If the nlh'i'
fish uoininlKHlnn would unit HudiltMiIy
to mind tti'-lr own buslm-sH.
P. John JoneH ha traded a baly
huutsy for a Mparc tiro, and Jumped
off tor New Joim-y.
TAtTFITi, MIC. i,l.ltXII;ltIT
(Yrcka, C11I., loiiriml)
"I remember hark In bur old
town Homo yearn uko,"'hu1(I Mr.
Bernhardt, "we hud a bully who
ran things and the whole neck of
the woods lived In fear of him.
Ono day he met Air. Weaver face
to face, and cui'kIiik attempted to
call Weaver u liar an he had
many other. The woi1h were not
out of hlH mouth until he not u
hIuk fi'om Weaver's flnt over tho
Jaw that Hcnt lilin Hpi-aWllng on
the ground and when he was
t-ttudy to i?et up ho wuh ho cowed
thui tho whole country , could
have walked over him."
Air. Bernhardt complimented
Mr. Weaver on tita beautiful new
. hotel.
"I don't mind thin weather a bit,
Bald iVIinH .Lillian Lurk, tho welfare
worker Hirlvlng for Hanltary neHtH for
tiluejayH. "I come from u long line
of snowbirdti.
It Ih believed Warner IohI control
of hl car when a bullet fired by one
tif tho HI. Joneph policemen Htruck
him In the back of the head. (Kan-
buh t:iiy Htar.) They'll 1I0 It every
time.
It begins to look like the political
qtikoIh of Oregon would paHH up Kvo
lutlon an HotnethluK to flKht about In
tho next campaign, ami concentrate
on road In k the itible In tho Hehooln.
It U noblo ti read the Hlhlc In tin
uehoolt also In the homcH. To pro
perly agitato the natives ho they will
know who to vole Tor, tho common
wealth 1m threatened with another In
fllctlon of imported lecturers.
v In tho last two days a barber and
ft counterjumper have called to give
ordei-H on the way to run 11 news
paper. The barber should lupin his
rii.or, and tho countorjumper should
iivveep the sidewalk In iVoiit of his
pantry, now and then.
J. K. r.olightly Is upending a few
wcokH with his brotlter, Henry, and
family on Horse Creek. (Oak Bar,
inl., News.) See that you do It, J. I
111 IX HMITII
This Is a little story concerning one
Hill Hmlth. and the sttungu llto lu
led, and the sad fate he met.
Kill wished to he sane that Is, to
be guided by his common seuuo and
by no other thing whatsoever.
When a drop of soup fell on his
walHtcoat, he look the napkin from
HIh kueea ami tucked ll under his
chin.
Dainty morsels of flesh thai en
cased a chicken bone evaded his knife
ana rork, and he scind the hone In
his fin kith and sucked It dry.
The tight collar of orthodoxy
chafed his neck and he threw It away
and unbuttoned his shirt at the
throut.
lio excused his absence from the
church of which he was a member by
asserting that there ht no piety in be
ing hored.
When he Joined a group of people
who were employing many pretty ad
jectives to express their delight in u
certain Interpretative dance, he re
marked that he had seen nothing
more subtle, than a number of scantily
draped and muscular young ladies
leaping about a stage.
, Un chose its companions the people
ho liked, regardless of their cate.
morals, record and financial rating.
When he was thrown with people
who mouthed nnciatjt Ideas under the
Impression that they were being
erudite and clever, he said u prayer
arid took a nap,
lie made no effort to save people
either from hell or front foolish laws,
taking the stand that the majority
should go to hell, anyway, and tlctt
people who tolerate foolish laws de
serve t hem.
lie discarded his coat In hoi weath
er: he refused to he bound by (he
rulings of any party, sect, clan or
majority; he would not affect an In
terest in the distant down-trodden; he
did not protend to poKsesa knowledge
of things of which he was Ignorant.
Some people call him an individ
ualist, some mi idiot, Homo an ana. Hut
all agreed jjiat wasn't playing the
game, and they hanged him,-(Haiti
juoio Sun,) J
TRUST BUSTING AND C0MM0J SEN&.
TMIE CiOVERXMEX'f is going out of the trust-bii.stig business.
A declares a dispatch from Washington.
This information, 'if confirmed, will bring joy ta the heart of
Win. Jennings Bryan. For it will give him something he hasn't
had for many a long year, a legitimate political slogan.
"Trust Busting or Trust Bossing, do you want a government
that has long been the burden of the great Commoner's song.
that busts the trusts or ti government that is bossed by the trusts
but it has heretofore Inched validity. With a Republican adminis
tration formally abandoning trust busting, the validity is supplied
and the Prophet of Democracy may enter the lists once 'more in u
atmosphere of reality, reality, that is, as far as political slogans
are concerned.
And as a people, we are inclined to 'be guided by political slo
gans. But before the victory of a rejuvenated Democracy is con
ceded, it mignt he well to consider the tact that rresitlent Loolidge
r.lso has a slogan which is "common sense" and applying this slo
gan to the trust-bossing battle-cry, may produce results which Mr.
Bryan doe not forsee.
For from the standpoint of common-sense, what does this an
nouncement from Washington mean? It merely means facing facts
which experience has demonstrated to be true.
Big Business 'is here to stay as long as the present economic
system is retained. The only way to bust Big Business is to bust
the country and abandon Capitalism for Bolshevism. There is no
alternative. From the standpoint of modern economics, trust-bust
ing simply can't be done and the history of the past decade has
definitely demonstrated i.t
What can be done, is now being done, namely government con
trol of Big Business; not interference with business simply because
it is big, but interference with all business that attempts to ob
tain an unfair advantage by artificial combination and agreement,
In other words, assuming the Washington dispatch is correct, it
merely amounts to this: - ,
Tlie (government is recognizing a condition that has existed ever
since the .Sherman law was passed and which has obtained under
Democratic, as well as Republican administrations.
Such recognition is honest and tho logical product of a policy
f common sense. Whether or not) it is good politics, is of course,
rh entirely different matter.
QUILL POINTS
Example of reticence: A Scot's money talking.
Cain mif;ht have been worse. He didn't call' his hatred patriot-
The pornographic may at times be art, but that isn't the reason
icople enjoy it. . .
Nappy tlionylit: Among the underdeveloped peoples there may
)C scores of potential third basemen.
The objection to sleeping out-of-doors is that insects don't know
when to go to sleep. ,
, : 'cuqss-.word: puzzle story
THE OLD SWIMMING HOLE -
"1-2! l-'cllows
come on 3-4 the wa
ter's tine!" cried
Jo.e, all ol ns,
3-4-7 and all. cot
our togs and went
down to the. old . V-11-U-15-10-:18-2U-21
hole.
11-12 all 1-3-6 the
.'watei with a loud
splash and oh I 17
iy , wasn't it cool
and delicious 1
. Then ; we went
' home and jumping
cats! How we 5-6-7.
.. Ma could not
give us enough to
eat M.I 14-15 sure
we ate almost ev
erything in sight op
the table excepting
perhaps the picture
post . card ol an
5-8-10-12 tree, that
uncle Jack sent inc..
Answer To Last Puzzle ..
3 8 (nn), 1-5 11-17 (home), 9-10-11-12-13-14 (bumlile., ! 16-23 3U
(busy). 21-2S-36 (Imd). 4-10-1B-24 (dust). 6-13-1S-26-32-3X (llowei) 27 34-41
(iiuO, 33-34 do). 3K 3SM0-41 (rust), 4-5 (do), 20-26 S3 4(1 learn. 2-7-14-19
(seen! 21 22 23-24 (host) 2-3 (so). 28-29-30 (any), 18-19-20 (nne). 15 10-17
(use), 3130-37 (uile). 22-29-37'42 (one's), 6-7-8 (ten), 3132 (b, 26-27
(anj,
Copyright, 1125, by The International Syndicate '
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D- .
Slgntd IttUra Dtrtatnlna to Mfisnai nuith and hvaiana. not Ia jimm 4IumiiI a
trMtmtnt, will ba answarad by Dr. Brady If a tamood. tlf addvaiMd anwtlnna l annln.
Littart thou Id "ba brlaf and writ tan In' Ink. Qwlna. to-tha Urn numbai n ittr Mmkui Miw
law un ba antwarad hara. No raply oan ba mado to flitarlta not oonfornlni to Inatruotlom
Addraai Dr. WUHaai Brady, h" aara ol thlt rvawapapvr.
Get It Out of Your System.
A reader snyH he has been quitcjgent medical treatment is usually
heavy smoker for many years und necessary in tho cure of alcoholism
now at the age of 50 he has de
cided to quit. He
' would like to know
what I would sug
gest to get It out
of his system. .
This idea of
getting nicotine or
alcohol or their
associated poisons
out of the system
is akin to getting
. a snappy :blt of
repartee off one's chest, i mean to
imply; that both expressions are
rather figurative. So fur as I can
learn, there Is nothing in the way
of poison left in a man's system
more than a day or two after he
and sometimes a help in the cure of
tobaccoism, but so far ns I am aware
such treatment does not get anything
in particular out of the patient's sys
tem. There is nothing in particular
In his system to be driven out. The
only poisons the secret or semi-secret
alcoholism can possibly drive out' of
the drunkard's system are the poisons
contained In the alleged "cures" are
not certain to get all the poisons out
of the system at that.
Several years agQ I endeavored" to
outline in a letter a regimen for the
toljacco user who would overcorpe
the habit and recover as much health
ns possible. I do not know whether
this reel men is of particular value,;
though a great many former victims
taught of God anJ love or out on
the .-world to "gel ,by' and kuow
the vices and evils that mar our
land, and then wonder where the
crime ave starts.
Give the children a hbme, thr
In the Oregon Federation of Women's,
Clubs convention.
rightful heritage, with love and we
give the world a jewel for the chil
dren are the jewels of moat wcith
of every land under the sun.
MAUDE MuCROMKEV.
To the Editor: Knowing that
drive is on in Medford for the Doern
becher hospital, I thought you might
like to know what took place totlu
After C. C Colb, president of th
Hospital Guild got thru with his talk
and asking us as the women of Ore
gon for our moral support, a motion
was made that we give $500 to equli.
one bed. It was carried. Another
motion followed that we pledge (20,
000, that would entitle us to a free
bed for those who cannot afford to
pay. Then the ball started -rolling.
The different members began pledg
ing their clubs for different sums and
Individual contributions. Miss Vetla
Winner gave $500 to be known as the
Sadie Orr Dunbar fund, and, they
passed the baskets. When It was all
counted up they found $H70 had been
pledged, by the clubs, and member
$500 by Miss. . Winner. Collection
$104.05, making a total of $1474.0
so the O. p.. W. C. gave a check
bring the amount, to 71600, entitling
us to three beds. The first bed will
be given in the name of .Mrs. Camp
bell, wife of the president of U. of O.
It was all done in nn hour. I don
think anyone there will over forge
the excitement.
They oro having a fine convention.
Tonight we were taken to Bennett
Point on the Pacific to a sea fooi
dinner and entertained afterwards by
the' Coos Bay Pirates.
MRS. H. C. SMITH.
"Why couldn't they ' cut peep holes in their billboards and
hargo a nickel to view the scenery?
A metropolitan is one who thinks n circular saw is a collar the
annili-y lias worked on.
Doubtless France would welcome Pershing ns Ambassador.
onlt some excellent credentials over there one time.
He
Ah well; about A3 per cent of tho world's happiness is possessed
iy people commonly called morons. , ' .
When the reformers start ou baseball, thev will have nil unfair
advantage. They can pray for rain.
As n rule a golf widow's weeds are those her husband neglects
in the garden.
Something over 0!) per cent of unremembered graves nre inhabit-
d by people wiio were painstaking conformists.
Kill-joy: One who scolds lmuchtv youuiisters for doinir the
things he no longer has the capacity to enjoy.
RipplmgRhuniGS
ma
MrY mi A ..Jf I a
DEAD MEN'S SHOES.
AMY I'NCLK IIIHAM; had a wad, an doflen I'd reflect,
1T1. "Wli,.,, K,-S ( ,.,,stj l,l,math the sod, his bundle I'll col
loci. " 'Twas in tho hazy long ago when first this dream wns
mine; my uncle's hair was white ns snow, his age was eighty
nine; he had diseases ten or twelve and I was feeling sure the
sexton soon for him would delve a grave in yonder moor. I had
no use for honest toil, though I was nlwiiys broke; why should
1 plow the stubborn soil or chop the twisted oak! Why should
1 shovel loads of coal, or work with brick or stone f My uuelo
llirmn hnj a j-oll that soon would be my own. I had no e.iti to
pay .the rent, no place where I could board; my thoughts wove
always madly bent on Viiele Hiram's hoard. "The way he
hangs on is a crime," in imsnd heart 1 said; "ho lives along ou
borrowed time, nor wots he liould be dead. He soon must
crumhle into dust, and sleep beneath the sward, and my long
years i( full li mid trust will garner their reward." lie's lived
a hundred years and tencand does not plan to die, and still he
keeps his i(in m, nor gives a reason why. Now I am old and
in the 0le men say it serves me right; this wnitin fo a dead
man's roll is vicious in their sight. I am too wretched now to
work. 1 only sit and sigh; and as I do this, by the kirk, my
undo eapers by. . .
has taken a dose of tobacco. Nor of the habit have assured me that'
is there any: known poison left 'in a ; it "cured" them. I
ninn's system more than a fewi 'There is one more thnnrv fl ran'l
hours nfter ho has taken his last prove it) which I offer cisaret'
(lose ol alcohol. There is enough smokers who would like to reform.
damage Bone by tobacco or alcohol . Tho theory is that the craving for" a
to keep a man out of health month, fag is a depraved manifestation of
or years or for a lifetime after he; oxygen deficiency, and-if the oxygen
ha. finally discontinued the habit.
The popular idea that there is some
thing Which one can get out of his
system and so remove nl effects of
the chronic poisoning from tobacco
or alcohol is probably fostered by
tile various secret or semi-secret
"cures'- for these Imbue. lntclli-
deflctency be made good in the natu
ral way th csmoker will feel set up
without the fag. There Is but one
way to make the system absorb more
oxygen, and that is by general exer
cise. You will notice that clgaret
smoking prevails chiefly among per
sons who get the least exercise,
COMMUNICATIONS
To the Editor:-;
I notice in Thursday's papor
$370.20 check sent the children's
farm home at Corvallis, as a result
of the drive Just over for this homo,
$370 perfectly good dollars, 100 .per
rent value given to this home where
Ilttls boys and girls have to be turn
ed away every day because of no
room for them, who have been rob
bed of the dearest things on earth
to them, their "Mother" and "pad
dy." Some of us are just wondering
how much this drive would have
netted had it been for some so
called "amusement" drive or ad
vertising scheme. Judging from past
records, the figures would most likely
have gone over to about three times
the amount. May I ask how can wo
get to ourselves better amusement
than helping build a child Into noble'
men and women or how can we bet
ter advertise our city than through
these children of today as they go
out tomorrow to' the ends of the
Mirth and tell of us elthf r as help
Ing or rejecting them In their needs
of tho present day. 'Tis true, abso
lutely true, there are those who havo
not money to put into these sort
of things; they really have not got
It, honestly speaking, and yet 'tis
from such ns these the bulk of these
sums come. While we happen to
know, positively, of people who aro
well to do" whoso , names are on
huivh registers, and they call them
selves followers of Him who cures
for these little ones at Corvallis.
whose interest papers alone on their
precious "kale" make life a Joy
to them, yet could not spare n cent
to this home and these little ones and
there are, others we ftlso know who
oan pny well for a dog or spend
freely at a street carnival, but could
not give so much as one "thin
dime" towards the care and keep
of these little orphan children whom
God hns given to the world and mis
fortune has robbed them of parents.
Now, dogs should l9 cared for and
fed. ami not kicked and starved and
abuei. A doir In nliiiiht in n dons
place, hut not in a child' place, nnd
to be sure one Is always so uplifted
and elevated by street carnivals and
lienefitted so much by them in every
way, especially bo yoinlly, religiously,
and financially speaking. However,
the street carnival Is nil right too
tn us place and way. Hut is not the
children's h)ne lo all righ? In It
place and way. The only one of Us!
kind, Protestant faith, in the state
nnd if Oregon is like any other state,
It hns Its quota of helpless children.
Where are they to bo cared for?
Say, dear loving parent, Just how
long nre you sure you are going to
bo here to caro for your own, dear
children. O, yes, you have provisions
made! Well, very -likely many a fond
parent had just such provisions made
for these at Corvallis, but "said
provisions" failed to work out as
planned. Who knows whoso child
will next be out of a home? We
con put our money into most any
thing that comes nlong, that has a
tingo of giddy pleasure in it, but
not even 25 or 60 cents to this
worthy cause and a whole dollar
O. My! How awful nn amount to
give- towards chasing tears of sad
ness and .putting joy nnd smiles Into
tho faces of these little boys and
girls, just like our own.
Let's put a few of our "salted1
coins Into this and put these chil
dren under loving care whero sun
shine and wholesome food can be
theirs, as God Intended It should
O, your money Is yours! Well, may
be so, but who gave it to you? Did
not God lend it to you to use, while
enjoying this life with all Us other
blessings. Say, how much you going
to "pack away with you" when you
go on your last Journey? Better
come across with 'your bit." Then
when your dreams aro haunted by
hat bad business deal you made and
lost, will all be forgotten when the
Joyous little faces smile at you, that
you have helped make happy es
in your dreams th&y dance around
you. Why you will be sure you
feel the touch of a baby hand and
fingers and they will be warm, too,
not cold, when you have helped make
them so. Tho children of today are
our own nation of tomorrow. How
do we want them to grow up and be
trained in a home educate! and
CASH PAH?
For Second-Hand
Furniture and Stoves
W. A. KINNEY
Furniture Hoipe
315 E. ifain. Phone 505
At a meetlii o' th -Apple Grov
Dcbatlu' Society. Saturday night, It
wuz resolved that th nawvs on
summer cottages arc sillier than th'
names on canoes. - Mrs. Km Moots
got word t'day - tlmt lwr nephew
dropped (load from heat,' while run
iifu1 down n title in Miami,
DYEE
HATTER!
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PLEATER
Phone J44
23 N. Fir St.
av
VhC C1IWM AKTi ! i IDC
All Roadt Lead f San Framette
Whm lk Httat MA vticmmt tk visism
Kker tha Jonrooy you long lor a pJaca
J quiet and rest. The Hotel Mani
waits and welcome the visitor. A
aUoeyouoaacaJlarcaiHOMK. An
atzbocphcro of unusual charm and
lotananx
Flavor Is everything
In Ice cream. In fact,
if Ice cream lacks
flavor and has every
other good quality. It
falls short of what It
should be. Our creams
combine flavor with
purity.
Ask for
-J Nutritious Ice Cream
Creamery,
Children's Fictorial
" Cross Word Ptizz?e
HOW TO SOLVE PUZZLE.
The words start in the numbered
squares and run either across or
down. Only one letter is placed in
each white square. If the proper
words are found each combination
of letters in the white squarm
will form words. The key to
puzzle the first word is given in
the drawing. Below are keys to
the other word.-,.
Kunning Across.,.-:- - i
Word 1. In the picture:'""''
Word 3; What many children
call their mother.
Word 4. es or yea.
Word 6. Close, not far distant,
i Word 8. Decay.
Word 9. One of President Un
coin's nicknames.
Word 10. Fart of the. bead.
Plural.
Word 11. A conjunction.
Word 12. A , preposition. :
Word 13. A slender, pointed
piece of metal used by carpenters.
Sunning Down.
Word 1. An enclosed ' lamp.
They are much used by people liv
ing in the country. . .
Word 2. A sunshade.
Word 5. The vessel that Noab
built
Word 7. A color,
YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
r UI PIa 111 "a '
P A D Jo o c J;
Every mile pro
tected by Auto
matic System,
the most com
plete known to1
science.
Portland
Limited
th. only solid through
train between Portland
and Chicago. Observa
tion COT ntth lihrnrv.
lounging room, club
room, smoking and card room, barber
shop, abowcr bath, valet service. New
Pullman sleeping cars with improved
and more commodious dressing rooms
for the ladies. Unexcelled dining car
service. Nothing uperi.rta tr.apr
tatton. No extra faro. .
70 Honrs ,r
'Bofwen Portland and Chicsto
' Lemvea Portland at 9:3$ every morning
Standard and tourist sleeping cars
through to Chicago, alto staedard sleep
ing car for Denver and Kansas City.
Continental Limited
Another 70-hour train between Portland
and Chicago, leaving Portland at 4:00
every evening, with observation car
and sleeping cars through to Chicago.
Through standard and tourist sleeping
cars to Denver and Kansas City.
Low Fares
in tffrct d.lly to September 15 to .11 the priorf
P.I B.jtern Citie.. Final return limit October
31. Liberal stop-over privileges.
One-way rla California
AZLf rciurnina may be arranged u
qcireq without much additional expenw.
!" N"l Park Low summer
Ijrei to the new Wonderland of Color in
Southern Utah Why out take it in on
your way Bast?
T!"?;";,U" National fuk-kfay
alio be made as a side trip at a nnall ad
ditional cost.
As for free booklet dewiptive of these
famous resorts .
OuirfepresCTtativr will be I lad to sjve you full
mfarmatioQ and help you plan your trip.
Adorer. WM. McMUHRAY .
cneral Paueuger Agent
Portland, Oregon
Unii PaciHa
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