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Ye Smudge Pot
By Arthur Perry.
One rends In the report of the
Treasury department that "money
lias uk-kened," This Is no news,
it ulwnys has been quirk, in fact very
Hpry and quite alert. Currency below
the value of a $1 loiters about the
avorage, person at times, hut for the
so-called respcctnhlo and neat
amounts, they are JuHt whistling: posts.
Ah the report nays further, "money
is transient." A better classification
would have been to designate It as a
tourist.
W. O. McArioo, whose name Is chis
elled on all tho postofflces built dur
Ihg the rctgn of Woodruw Wilson,
Htlll suffers from the delusion that he
should drug tho Democratic party
down to dofent In tho presidential
campalKn of 1U28. Tho Crown 1'iince
nnd helr-appnrent Is now busy in the
churches the favorite. stamping
Kt'ound of politicians, seek Ins votes -but.
In order to make any headway,
It will bo necessary to find a more
Impressive sympathetic, whine than
that masterpiece, of bunk and bull,
"ho kept us out of war."
Next Thursday is the a 0th anniversary
of tho discovery of tho safety razor,
llarhershops will remain closed until
tho following Monday, to observo the
occasion.
Speculation Is rifo on whnt will
happen when the lato Jackson County
methods of enforcing national prohi
bition, meets tip with Mr. Coolidgc'H
well known and burning passion for
uconomy.
AM KM
(From "Time")
They took Hubert Hampley out
and flogged him. They did not
think he should keep company
with Mrs. Mary Klizabeth Hkld
more, who had not yet secured
her divorce. Tho flowers, sen
tenced to seven months in jail,
wero ftvo deacons, all of tho
Atkins Avenue Baptist , church,
Cedar CI rove, La.
One of them was Choir Lender
Oliver, recently convicted for tho
whlppliiKT of a man who permit
ted his daughter to wear knick
ers nnd ride a bicycle.
There has boon an epidemic of
agents selling cosmetics ,to put the
bloom of youth on -Id fenders.
UK I-: oki:;o nknatokk
I speak not of liquor tho laud hasn't
. not
Any hard stuff to save or to spare;
Of the choice between total abstainer
mid sot
I hnvo talked n bit moro than my
share.
liut I'm out with a gun, ns I'm free
to declare.
For that prince of opintonlcss snides
Who says of each argument, fair or
unfair,
'There is much to bo Bald on both
sides."
I can never ,bo sure if he's for mo or
not,
Hut I always am sure I don't care;
lie's u Temperate Man neither chilly
nor hot
And how can he be on the square?
We expect something else on their
minds but their hair
Whom wo chooso to bo judges and
guides.
And they help not who say, with n
smirk debonair,
"There Is much to be said on both
sides."
lie .calls It Calm Judgment ! I know
that is rot
It Is plain, pusillanimous Scare!
lie's afraid he'll offend if ho says
what Ih what,
And It's simply a case of Don't
Dare.
I prefer the Intemperate, man who
can swear
To ft fact, to- the mutt who bestrides
The fence nf opinion, nnd Menu from
up there.
"Thcro Is much to be said on both
Bides. (Life.)
A bin 0-foot 2(10 pound deputy, soft
spoken ami tf pleasing persons Hty
came to Oregon for 'the pilsner. The
deputy evidently believes his nppear
auce. for he has a record of 1 7
notches on his gun. (Salem States
man.) Perfectly naturally.
Does anyone care to bet t lint some
time during the graduation exercises
somebody does not say: "at the ter
mination of our nehohistlc career,. wc
puivo on to the ulUmuto."
FOREIGN
o o o
R, JL'ML'S KLKIX, chief of the biiremeof foreign and ilo-
icstie commerce of the fedcriil di'imi'tment of coiimiiTee, has
M
essayed to answer a iie.stion which
many Americuns. That (jiiestinn
fuctured l),v expensive labor and
boat, can compete in foreign markets with foreign goods mafTufac
tured by cheap labor and transported only short distances at low
rates?
The secret, according to Dr.
American machine production and tlx; study Americans have made
of foreign markets. American manufacturers are supplying foreign
countries with the goods which they can not get at home or only in
limit,..! Mini nt it ii-H ii ml witli l'oiiiIh
their domestic manufacture. Standardization and machine inanu
facture have enabled American produevs to undersell, their foreign
competitors.
INDISPENSABLE.
G
OVERNMENT bureaus. ore becoming unpopular with the Amor
i!in people who have just
toward Die bureaucratic in government, administration. lieing a
bureau the United States department of agriculture naturally
comes under the public suspicion, but if there ever comes a time
when the taxpayers undertake to
bureau will be one of the last to
If the department of agriculture
ago the potato bug, would not
value of millions of dollars each
be confined to Central America,
crop in the south, there. would have been no blight to destroy the
chestnut trees and the crops and trees would havo been spared
ether blights and pestilential parasites. .
Since its inception in 188!) this
ers uncounted millions. A ban, recently placed on the importation
ol certain flower bulbs is expected to save growers and garden
makers hundreds of thousands of dollars.
QUILL
Failure: A man who was too
Revolution:. A painful and messy
They won't find anything
a new casus belli.
at
Americanism :
across Jordan.
Starting across
You can tell when you are on
smell of hot dogs.
There is a bright side. We hear too much about Volstead, but
we hear less about .Sweet Adoline.
The Irish question isn't as
out beyond Ireland.
big
It might help some if nations
their pence aims.
Everybody should cultivate' individualism, but never at an in
tersection of busy streets.
Modernists nrc not trying to forsake all of the old things,
use the same old collection plate.
The first man 'who' really lived
chicken.
Fable: "I ant poor and friendless," said tho man. "I am sorry,'
said the police judge; "case dismissed."
"I'll be his pal," said the wife.. "Gosh, I wish she wouldn't
stick around all the time," said tho husband.
Eventually booze ships will be
'.shiners will have no competition.
Correct this sentence: "Yes, she smokes a lot," said the friend,
"but she never ridicules those who don't."
t wait
CORNED BEEP HASH.
I
TKAVKLKI) once in foreign lands, to sec whnt might be
seen; men welcomed mo with - cordial hands,, with grn-
I
cious, kindly mien; when I was. hungry they would fry fine vic
tuals, cheap for cash, but nowhere would my money buy a plate
of corned beef hash, I met a lot of noble girls who enter
tained me well, I dined with knigts and belted earls in mansion
and hotel; and things they knew I might desire they got me in
a flash, but nowhere could I buy or hire a plate of corned beef
hash. I mingled with the peasant folk in lonely thorpc nnd
grnd, and in their cabins filled with smoke, they fed me what
they had. And they had fish and barley bread and leeks nnd
succotash; but nowhere, whtMi tho feasts were spread, could I
find corned beef hash. "These countries boast their bills of
fare," I used to sadly sigh; thnt they frame dishes rich and
rare no fellow can deny; no doubt their vkill in many things!
would be unwise and brash; they turn out dishes fit for kings,
but. where s their corned beef hash I I'm Venry of the mystic
stew, the ragout and goulash; I'd give thorn all to find in view
ft plate of corned beef hash." I liked the culture of those
lands wherein I pushed my cart j and I admired the (iermnn
bands, and eke Italian art; but little visits will suffice, one's
pleasure goes to smash if heiVan't buy, who has the price, a
dish of corned beef hash. a
TRADE.
oo
lias long troiiled the minds of
is, how American goods, maim
shipped long distances by rail and
.
Klein, lies m American lirains,
which excel in duality those of
sensed a trend in the United States
reverse the pendulum this federal
go if it goes at all.-
had been in existence fifty years
now be destroying potatoes of a
year, the boll weevil would still
instead of preying on the cotton
department has saved the grow
POINTS
stubborn to take bis wife's advice.
way of acquiring new bosses.
the North l'ole, except, possibly,
a railway track; winding up
the wrong
'
road. You miss the
as it was. It no longer sticks
would be frank enough to publish
They
was the ono who invented fried
cleaned out, and then home
Mason,
GROSS-WORD PUZZLE STORY
' ' HONEY BEES
"See this 1-2-3 hive. It 4-9-13 .
lots and lots ol bees in it !am
sure I" said little 16-19-23 McNally
to hei little triend Klora.
"Wete yon 2-6-11-15 stung by
a beef" asked Klora.
"No. but I was 1-5-10-14-18-22
by a dog once. He had 21-22
awfully hud temper, but I didn't
know it. I have lioen more care
ful 8-12-17-20-24. with dogs!" re
plied Amv 10-2u N'ally.
"See there is a U-I4-15-KJ-I7
ol the sitaw bee hive coming
loose. Are all 4-5-0-7-8 made of
straw?" asked Klora.
"If 23-24 mean the itchy kind,
too. I'd say no iiidecilyl 1 had a
had attack of 'cm once I" ' said,
Amy. 'laughing.
"O. 0-3-7! One of the bees is
trying to eat nic!" cried Klora.
"Iln ho a bee never 9-10-11
anyone they, like honey!" cried
Amv.
Answer To Last Puzzle '
Ki ll (R.l). s-4'5 0 7 (style), 3-8 (so), 7-ll ir.20 (Edna), 22-M (bo).
14 11 1 IX 22 tsirnii"). 101718 (men), 8-S (or), 2-C-10-14-13 (aleep).
12 13-14-15 (oven). 19 20-21 (pan).
(Jitpyriyht. 1!2!, by The International Syndicate
Persona! Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY. M. D
8land Uttart DtrUlnlna to Mrconii
toatmtnt. will b atuwartd by Dr. Brady If
Lattar ahould bt brief and wrMUri In Ink. Owing to tha I are numbar of latter raoalvad, only
jmwi van u uniniw nwtm. no rayiy urn am
ureal ur. miiiam ttrmay, ir Tin or inie
Moro
A few physicians not particularly
Interested In tho booming of health re
sorts still believe mineral waters have
some value in tho treatment of cer
tain dlHoasu conditions. Just whnt the
patient gets In
mineral water and
not in ordinary tap
or well water, no-
vt body seems to know,
' For a while it was
quite tho thing to as
cribe tho miracles
wrought by mineral
waters to their 1
dlo activity or i
dium content, hut
that lost its Interest when people be
gan to learn that all natural waters
are more or less radio active, contain
moro or less radium. I am nlellned to
agree with Dr. Jesse Fehing Williams,
professor of physical education In
toachers' college,, Columbia university,
who tells us in his recent book, "Per
sonal Hygiene Applied," that much of
the supposed value . of mineral waters
lies in the comfortable surroundings,
the outdoor activities, the exercise,
he bat lis, perhaps the patient's nt-
tentiveness to proper diet, when visit-
n gor staying at the spa. The use of
mineral water awny from the health
resort is therefore frequently disap
pointing. As Dr. Williams tersely
puts It: Persons in good health do not
require special waters; persons with
dsease should consult a physician. Dr.
Williams takes occasion to point out
the absurdity of using so called llthia
water. People who are fond of all
these f Ishologlcal adventures should
look up Dr. Williams' book they'll
find it illuminating.
A question a.sked every day Is, how
much water does ono require, and in
Whnt quantities and at what times
shotil done lake it?
The dally quantity needed for good
health varies greatly with different
conditions of weather, climate, diet,
physical activity. If an average can
be mentioned at nil it Is six or eight
glasses of water apart from the water
taken inor with food. It is a good
habit to drink at least a glass of water
on rising .in . tho morning; a glass
With breakfast; another glass in mid
forenoon; a glassful with lunch at mid
day; another glas-sful mid afternoon;
a glassful with evening dinner; another
glassful at bedtime. Thnt makes near
ly three pints of water In the day.
aside from water in or with food. Many
ot us need much moro water than that
in the summer" time or when we are
working or playing.
.Some old theories, about the 111 ef
fect of drinking cold water before a
meal or while at a meal, are no longer
given serious consideration, because
physiology has taught us that water
taken in such circumstances Improves
digestion and has no actual III ef
fect. Particularly Is tt advisable to
drink cold water freely at or near a
meal timo if one feels at all thirsty.
A great many elderly folk, or feeble
ones, liko to drink a pint or so of hot
water on rising or in the half hour or
so before breakfast In the morning.
They find that this helps to regulate
the function of the bowel. It Is at any
rate a harmless habit, nnd If one pre
fers hot water to cold In the morning,
It is perfectly healthful to take It hot.
Sometimes more or less salt Is added
to tho water, but that la often objec
tionable, since moHt of us get too much
salt in or on our food anyway, nnd the
addition of salt does not add anything
to the physlologlcnl action of the
water. If a liberal drink of water, hot
or cold, is taken first thing on rising,
nnd the Impulse to empty the blndder
Is restrained until after breakfast, this
often proves effective In opposing con
stipation. When the diet includes a consider- j
able proportion of fresh vegetables !
and fruits, one needs less additional i
water. "When tho diet is largely meat, I
ono needs relatively more water. I
50 Degrees.
Tho temperature of ice water is
somewhere around 50 degrees F. That
Is colder han most of us really like,
for drinking.
Have Amthir
The old timers based their objection
to the drinking of much cold water
upon two suppositions. First, the
palusible one thnt the large amount
! of water diluted the digestive fluid in
; the stonuu'h nd so retarded digestion.
Second, you just naturally wanted a
-.'he big drink f cold water v In n you
Mere thirsty, feverish or warm from
Work or play, and therefore it was bad
for oyu. If you id sense enough to
hate colli water liko sin, you would
UStuaeateBEEJ
- MO
nutllh and hvalana. nut to dtm d!anmla a,
a atamMd. tall addvaaaad anvalooa I analaud.
ntwi w uane not Ofmtjommg to IfMiruOUQM
Wutcr. . ( '
hnvo boon wmpellcd to drink a good
big done of it every little white.
It Won't Alako You Fat.
A good ninny perfectly nice plump
glrlH and most of the nice ones are
plump, aren't . they are afraid to
drink all the cold water they want, he
cause Air. lien Told or Mrs. Kumsey
has miKtrested that It is very fatten
ing. It Ik quite true that one can pain
a pound or to to one's weight In a few
hours by drinking a pound or two of
water and keeping us quiet as possible
so that sweating will not carry off too
much of tho water. It is equally true
that ono can reduce one's weight a
pound or two In a day by just yoliiK
thirtsty and ont taking the usual
amount of water, s Hut as for getting
fat orthln on water, it juttt Isn't done.
And there is this about drinking plen
ty of cold water t gives a firl that
nice clear complexion. Yes, most of the
folks who do not drink enough water
have sallow, dead, muddy or coarse
skin. Peoplo who drink plenty of
water usually have good complexions.
Tluit Queer Taste
The sanitary authorities nnd engi
neers aFsure and reassure us that
queer chloride of lime taste one some
times notices In the municipal water Is
positively not due to the chlorin which
they put in the water to kill off any
typhoid or other disease germs. They
say tho . queer taste is caused by the
excessive growth of some harmless al
gae or microscopic water plants. So,
go ahead and drink all you like even
if the taste Is due to the chlorine in
tho water, that Is perfectly harmless.
Some folks like to attribute that taste
to iodln, which they imagine is being
added to the mujiicipnl water supply.
It isn't. Uut were it not for tho great
expense of Iodizing tho municipal
water supply bo that everybody who
drinks' water would be sure to get a
reasonable lodln ration, such a pro
vision would be most desirable for the
health of all concerned.
Hard Hut Wholesome
Any water that tastes all right Is not
too hard for use as- drinking water.
I hero Is no good reason to Imagine
hat tho hardness in water has anything
to do with kidney disease, hardening
of tho arteries, goiter or any other dis
ease condition.
K merge itcy lUslnfwtlon
A quart of water of questionable pu
rity may be disinfected for drinking by
adding to it a drop( or two will do no
liarm) of tincture of iodln and shak
ing it up nnd letting it stand 20 min
utes before drinking.
When children are sick with sum
mer complaint you may look for the
cause In the food that is taint.
The humble hookworm has claimed
a lot of senatorial stuff.
Skinny Men
Gain 5 Pounds in 30 Days or
Get Your Money Back
Doctors nnd good pharmacists,
know that Cod Liver Oil Is full of
vltamlncB that make flesh, create
appetite, builds up the power to re
sist disease nnd puts good solid flesh
on skinny men and women.
Hut it's horrible tasting stuff and
every day fewer people nro taking
It, -for doctors are prescribing nnd
people are fast learning thnt they
can get better results with McCoy's
Cod Liver Oil Compound Tablets.
which Henth's Drug Store, West
Side Pharmacy. Medford Pharmacy
nnd druggists nil over tho country
nre having a tremendous demand
for.
Ono woman gained 10 pounds In
22 days, and If any skinny man or
woman can't put on 6 pounds In 30
days, your druggists will gladly re
fund tho purchase price.
Ite sure and get McCoy's, the orig
inal nnd genuine Cod Liver Oil com
pound Tablets 60 tablets 60 cents.
Adv.
DYER
HATTERS
CLIANER8
PLIATIRB
Phone 144 ,
13 N. Tir .
Mrs. Tipton Hud's nephew Ih ho bow
legged ho couldn't stop a truck full u
alcohol en tli Itockvillo road. Secre
tary Melloii nays thai prohibition,
llapiK'iv, an' business generally, arc all
right, but what most -o th country
wantH t know Ik what kind or a plaeo
t' Ilvo In Ls Miami In summer?
Who's Who
Joseph Cannon.
The other day Jo.se ph O. Cannon,
known nationally and internationally
as "Uncle Joe," celebrated his eighty
ninth birthday contentedly and quietly
at his home in Danville, 111.
Uncle Joe, after
spending 50 years
In congress, retired
some two years
ago when he did
tho cartoonists of
America lost their
best friend. With
the . exception of
Theodore Itoosc
velt there has not
been a figure in
Washington- s o
easy, to caricature.
The close cropped j
white beard and
V- CArfSJty black cigar saved
cartoonists many hours of toil. The I
cigar Instill Uncle Joe's companion, al
though ho. gave it up for a year after
retiring. Thequallty Is different, how
ever. He used to Hinoke stogies In the
old days; his dignity requires a fifteen
center now. He finds it goes better
with his poker face, which face Uncle
Joe often puts to practical use when
the boys drop in for a little game.
Joseph Gurney Cannon, ns the birth
records of Ollilfonl. Nnrth Pnpnllnn
will attest, was born south of the Mason-Dixon
line In 18 3(. When he was
still a small boy, his father, who was
a country doctor, moved to Annapolis,,
Indiana. Joseph worked as clerk in
the grocery storo while ho was reading
law, nnd then ho moved to Shelbyvilie.
Indiana. Later he was admitted to the
Illinois bar nnd hung out his shingle at
Tuscola, but clients were, scarce. Fi
nally ho was made state attorney of
the Twenty-Fifth Judicial district of
Illinois in 1861 and he held the job for
seven years. Then, In 1873, he was
elected representative to the Forty
Third congress. With the .exception
of two terms, he hel dhis seat to the
timo of his retirement. In his early
years In congress ho was chairman of
tho . house appropriations committee,
and from 1903 to litll he wns speaker
of the house. He received 58 votes for
the presidential nomination Inthe re
publican national convention in Chi
cago in 1!)08.
Although he will take no active part
in politics since he went to live with
his son nnd daughter at Danville, Un
cle Joe has plenty to keep him. busy.
He is a member of tho Klwnnls club and
attedns the luncheon meetings. He
belongs to the Civic Music association.
On Sunday morning he walks to St.
James Methodist church, nnd Sundays
ne drives rirty miles to Annapolis to at- I
tend the church he knew as a boy.
VACATION DAYS
SATURDAY and SUNDAY
Two days of sunshine two days of - tan
and sunburn.
Krank's Lemon Cream protects the skin
from all discomforts of an outing.
Friday, as long as our supply lasts, we
will give to each lady purchaser, a 15c jar
of this useful cream.
Our Stores Will Be Open Friday Night
HEATH'S DRUG STORE(Phone 884)
HASKINS' DRUG STORE(Phone 16)
As near as your phone. i
Screens - Screens
Order Your Window Screens and - 1 '
j - Screen Doors From, . ,. . , .
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Medford A Modern Mill Oregon
Our Own Make-Prices Right, Quality the Best
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Children's Fictorial
... Cross Word Puzzle
HO'.V TO SOLV PUZZLE. '
The wards start in the numbered
squares and run either across or
down. Only one letter is placed in
each whits square. If the proper
words nro found each combination
of letters in the white squares
will form words. The hey to
puzzle the first word is given in
the drawing. Below are Ueyi tt
the other wrHs.
Running Across.
Word 1. In the picture.',
Word 4. What the pole-idol that
Indians worship is called.
Word 7. Kacket.
Word 8. What the tree does,
when the wind blows. . "Tho
cooper the hoop to lit the
barrel." -
Word 10. What folks do : at
night. '
Running Down.
Word 1. Part of a suit of clothes.
Word 2. Synonym for stubborn;
unyielding.
Word 3.
Make believe or hum-
bug. Vlso
a covering for a pil-
low.
Word 5.
A short poem which
can bo set to music.
Word G, Finish; Close.
Word 8. A kind of fish. The
lowest voice in a quartet. '
Word y. A liquid food, usually
made by boiling meat and vege
tables. YESTERDAY'S PUZZLE
ANSWERED.
CASH PAID
For Second-Hand
Furniture and Stoves
W. A. KINNEY
Furniture Hout e
315 B. Main Phone 505
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