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P3TJE FOUR fEDFORD MTL' TftTBTTNE. MEDFOftD, OREO OX, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21', Hi I K"3' V , I."' ft? ' I. Bedford mail tribunr AN INDEPENDENT NKWSPAI'ER fOBUSUKD EVKKY A FT EK NOON EXOKPT mJNUAl, BY THK IfBDPOHD I'KINTINU CO. Tb Mtdford Sunday Horning Hun m furniabed obacrtbtn dtcirliig iht evtu-daj' Uily uew paper. Otflce. kf.il ortb rir trt. Tlrbune fiulldlnc, Pbone 76. A consolidBtlon of the Democratic Tlm, th tdfard Hail, Uit Hertford Tribune, the Uoutb- trn OrctfoniaD, TUe Antilaiid Tribune. ROBERT W. RITHIj, Editor. I. HUUPTKK SMITH, Unnnrer. 9f Mill In Advance: D!f with Hunduy Run, year Dill, with Sunday Hun, month..,. pklLr. without Sunday Hun, year. . . Daily, w'thout Sunday Hun, month. fVk!j Hall Tribune, jrie year Bonda? Hun, one year .17.50 . ,76 . fl.fi 0 , .of . 1.00 . 100 BY OARRIKR In Med ford, Aahland. Jar-kiton- ill. Central Point, Phoenix, Talent and on Hlvliwave: DftTlr with Rundnr Sun, month .76 Dall. with nm Kiindav Hun. month 05 Daily, without Sunday Sun. one year.. 7.60 Dally, with Sunday Hun, one year 8.60 All ttnna by carrier, raa'a n advance. Entered aa aerond rls mutter at Med ford, Oregon, under act of March a, 1870. Official paper of the City of MM ford. Official paper of Jackson County. Kworn dally avemtre rtrr-u.nt 'nn for ifi won the ending- April Ut. 1024, Bflfli), more thun double the eirriil-ition of any other paper pub flihed or clrcjlated In Jat-khon Counry. MEMBERS Or THh ASHOriATrr PRESS The Aaaoolated Pr la cx'ltievey entitled to the uae fr republication of all new din- Catrhei rn-dlled to It or not otherwise rredired i thU papH-, and also to the local new pub lished herein. A II tifrhts of repiihKratlnn of special die patch ee herein are also reserved. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Parry Contrary to cuHtoni, a Denver. Colo., bank cauhlor him dltmppearori, and -all that is mlHflliitf 1h tlio good looking lady who lived next door. Now that the war Is over coins on seven years, a cin horne for ClirlHt mas only costs half as much as a i on I one. A tin horse eats no oats, and heeds no curry comb. Therefore, the consumer roups the benefits. . . Mrs. Ben Jones Is the latOHt local resident to so to bed in the day time. (Oreenleaf Items, KuReno (luard.) Cold, or night phone operator 7 (;dohgresH convenes In December, nttd- it's about time tho papers start ed printing laudatory urtlcles telling frbw the distinguished senior seed sender from Oregon was cIono to the President, and liuljlo to be promoted from -second place on the cominltloe on Nails and Spikes, to the clinlrnmn- flhlp of the committee on Tooth brushes and Inkwells. VMY GHOOMS SliOt'M) 1110 i. EQI'II'I'KI) WITH Hlr'J.KS (Kprlgs, fill., Hevlew) ' When the brldo and groom ar rived it the depot Kb Westover, the auctioneer, was there to plague them. Ho kidnaped the bride's bugKugcc and hid it under the culvert, and by the time it waa located the,' hud missed tho . train. - LOST Small note book containing names and dates. Helurn to North Bond Times office (Coos Bay Times) A bootlegger, or a Stucomb ' Kid has some hard luck. Calling cat hides fancy fur(and tho outre casing pf chipmunks, JJurun dukl, Is bad enough, but who remem bers when tho milliners sold rooster feathers for peacock plumugo? '"It is difficult to muke tho nntlves of Greenland understand why they cannot procure liquor, while tho gov ernment offlcluls are able to do so." (SF. Bulletin.) The Illiteracy Is not confined entirely to tho natives of Greenland. A SMART l'KM.MO - (Oregon City lOiilcrprlso) . ''A few days ago the pet cat bo- ' longing to the daughter of Mr. "and Mrs. Jon Justin strayed away from homo and became lost. Mrs, Justin immediately placed a olaBslfied ad in the Morning Kn- , -torrrlse and early tho next morn. . lng the cut was homo. ' TOR SALK I'upples, real beau ties, for Thanksgiving. I'hono 5.1'Jltll. (Want ad, Mull Tribune. e) Some thing new for tho annual feast. The Good Rehavior Association of Trenton, N. J., which has gathered data to show that stenographers flirt the most, and schoolniu'ums tho least, also endeavoring to halt the whole sale' flirting. They will bo able to stop flirting liko a man. can Jump over Mt. llit. standing on the roof of the Medford Hotel. The only way to stop flirting, Is to keep ulr from the lungs. Matrimony Is supposed to be a cure, but it only makes the accused think they are foxy. lll'RAL CWiSEDNKKS , (CorTiillls Gaictic-Tlmcs) The glass in the door has again been broken, due to some one .trying to pry open the door. There are keys enough in tho neighborhood to prevHit nny ' thing liko this. Anyone know ing the guilty party will confer a favor on the church by notifying Mr. Ernest Wyutt. M. H. Long, or Mrs. H. L. Horse, trustees. I remember .... Twenty shillings In a pound, Seven days In every week. , And once a year tho earth goes round, , The staring sun. and Chesapeake i Is not a mountain but a buy : Whereto the Susquehanna flows. And Potomac, and goodness knows What other streams In U. S. A.I 'And twenty quires make a ream, ; And grouso, ill plurul, is not "grlce," - : And Watt revcoled the use of steam ! And John of Gaunt was married twice, . Canute and C'hnrleinagne were kingB, ' And Martinmas Is mid-November. ... But there are lota and lots of things can't remember. New York Tost.) FLORENCE T O MARK tlii- passiii; of Mrs. the late President, no conventional expressions of mourning seem fitting. Those nearest ami dearest to lier lial fe'one before, her greul work in life was done; the necessity of continuing her gallant struggle against the encroachments 0f a fatal disease, that she might give strength and cheer to those about her, had passed, and so the end came not as a tragedy, so much as a blessed release, a transla tion into that world, where her strongest faith told her she would 1'jml the peace litnl end of suffering she had so richly earned. Mrs. Harding was a very remarkable woman. Possessing to tin unusual degree, the graces and charms of womanhood, .she also had those qualities of rugged determination, intensity, and courage which the world, perhaps mistakenly, usually attribute to man. It was Mrs. Harding's fighting spirit, that finally placed her hus band in the highest position this country has to give, it was her un failing persistence, her gallant refusal to accept defeat, her tact and devotion, that made the Harding administration in Washington such n surprising success. , A supremely devoted wife, a loyal and untiring friend, Mrs. Hard ing had a genuine love for people, plain folks, and yet she had none of that disguised snobbery cial distinctions which is so often mistaken for the democratic hpirit. She was a person of uncommon sense. The social duties of lyr position, were scrupulously observed, the dignity of her position was carefully maintained, but a sense of proportion was so nicely sustained that she became in fact the land. . , QUILL To applaud iH a risky business. lou can always tell which frock your wife really prefers. It's the one that is too' small. Well, the American people nre'itrong for an honest politician when they find one. An average man is one who nc good as anybody. Chivalry is what kce))S duacons tries to run the church. ' Mr. Morgan's income tnx indicates that European notables were not the only ones ruined by the war. Opera by radio is like any other back of your chair with his foot; . At least you can build mansions wife nag about closets. There are other trjumphs, hut a boy is called "mister." In Vienna' bald heads are used Here they merely advertise virtue. Correct this sentence: "It was taid she, "and I bought it." Correct this sentence: "Of course," said the neighbor; "we'll be glad to keep the children for you." RippIingRhi)mos 6 Walt EARLY TRAINING. Y LITTLH boy, Charles Alexander." f i Jillllik hoy, Charles Squigg, "is most sublime; the world can show no kid who's grander in intellect, I'll bet a dime. You ought to hear that boy reeititng old Ossian's wild, impassioned lines; and when it comes to heavy writing he makes famed bards tako in their' signs." When 1 drop in to talk of weather, or robber prices at the store, of 'bargain sales in lutes ami leather, that little boy soon takes the floor. His father puts him through his paces, and pomes are read, and songs are sung; and I 'would like to talk of places and men I knew when I was young., "Ain't he a wonder?" asks the parent, "his equal you will never see;" and, 1 hough I might, I feel I daren't express tho thoughts that rise in me. Ho lias his share of sterling merit, this little Alexander lad, and throughout life he well might wear it hut for the folly of his dad. This mode of training is a blunder, and Alexander yet will groan, for no one likes the Human Wonder whose gifts are greater than our own. Ill fares the lad who is beginning his journey 'mid a shower of praise; some little prize he may lie winning, but he'll be lonesome all his days. He'll have the nuanner condescending, which sort of thing will never do if he'd have friends while he is wending this little vale of sorrow through. Contains the valuable muscle and bone building elements found 5n the grain and whole milk. Easily assimilated by growing chil dren, students, anemics, etc. Excellent as a light lunch when faint or hungry. Prepared at home in a minute by briskly stirring the powder in hot or cold water. No cooking. KLING HARDING. Florence Kliiiff llardinfr, wife of . that prejudice against normal so as well as in name the first lady of POINTS It may encourage him to talk on thinks he could put on wall paper from cussing when some woman ' if you have somebody to pat the in the skies without having vour none compares with the firs time to advertise various commodities! the first one they showed no," ' v Mason Alexander," remarks Jim Safe Milk nnd Diet vt m ioTtbJ For Infants, Invalids, the AgeJ; Nursing Mothers, Children, etc MoiIht usril t' kiss th' children gIMMl nlglit, but these tllllCH th' kids kiss mom koikI nlglit. To iIs)'h Ixisliful ithl Is one that's luoro coiiccriiwl ubout her ivai complexion not showln' Uiuii sliu Is Iter knees. 1 DEVISE PLANS T8 With tlio closing of the normal tour ing season, automobile clubs affiliuted with tlio American Automobile asso ciation will direct their attontlon to ward motor problems in connection with city driving, according to L. C. Garlock, secretary of Medford branch of the Oregon State Motor association, today. The local club lias under con sideration a number of important plans for the simplification and safety of winter motoring around the' city and piano to put behind tho winter movement the same forethought and offort which It expended In an effort to improve highway, touring and travel conditions this past Bummer, it is announced. ; The plans, Mr. unrlock announces. Include some new developments along tlio lines of brake "und headlight test ing, since this sort of safety work 1b considered of greatest importance during the season of the year when daylight is limited for the motorist and streets are in a dangerous condition a large part of the time. An effort is being made by the A. A. A. at its na tional hendqunrtcrs In Washington to dovelop teats that will not only save the car owner the customary incon venience of submitting to brake and headlight inspection but save the club the excessive expense per examination which now attaches to such work. "'The club' docs Tiot wish to engage In spasmodic efforts to curb the liaz ards of winter driving In the city," says Mr. Garlock. "It is highly desir iflilo, therefore, that the cost of testing be Btich us to make it possible to cover tho city In a big way when the work is undertaken. Since increased mem bership is one way of financing such civic projects, our logical step at this time is to continue our drive for more members, thus assuring us of greater support for our future plans." The following list Include new mem bers signed up locally In tho campaign for niemborslilp in tlio Oregon State Motor association: Coibin Etlgeti; Ross & Ross of Central Point, Mr, Muirhead, Mr. Adams of Gold Hill and R. Antle, H. Uericks, John Killings, Hubbard Iiros., E. D. Elwood, G. II. Grover, Strang's Drug Store, C. M. Kldd, H. V). Cole, James A. Sloruh and Lewis Vlrichf all of Medford. Itoatitif ul miihognny piano fop rent for ctht montliH. Just like now. It. O. TtuiiHpach. Phono 227. 208 Are You Discouraged? If yuu iiiv weak, nervous, vastly tin'd nnil suhjoi-t to "tlio bluos" nnil worry about your health yu can now Rot fiill-stronRt ft treatments of tho highly praised korex compound without inconvenience or delay. This compound, warranted to contain no "dope" or habit-forming druRH. My commended by thousands us nn enor glzor and restorative. It Is now bolnR- distributed In this territory by Heath's Drue Store. 109 K. Main St., Medford. ltnth men nnd women say they have found It to. ho a remark able product. Auk nbout korex today. Perhaps it is exactly tlio medicine you have been wishing for. Adv, ORDER NOW Your Engraved Personal Christmas Cards The new designs are ready Personal prot'titips can ho made without tlie expense cf a plate. and GIFT SHOP YOUR BATTERY Need. "Friendly" Service .PENNINGTON'S BATTERY SERVICE 114 N. Front . Phon (02 Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. NoUd Physician and Author 0 "I""" ''' "il SMith Mid hygiHu, not to mti inoili or w "f!.".kV n!w"d b? D'- Brd II lilipH, 1.11 ldrul.d tnv.lop. lo onolond. . iH. .1 W b ''! Md w'",,n ' l"- Owlno to tlio trg num6r o lott.ro rwolyod. only In?. 2 "" No ,,pl Mn b mti win not Mnrormlnf to iMtruollon. Addroil Dr. Wllll.m Br.dy, In oor. of thlo iwomiw. Don't You Toward tho tng end of the thirteenth pugo of a letter u woman reader sends me, I notice you see, I huve a habit of taking a peek at the pluce where the signature should be, before I scan the letter, for when the signature ,is lacking I chuck the lett7 and save myself much, labor near the . bottom of tho thirteenth page and not far from where the lady be- gins to threaten to cull It a day and send off the letter with insufficient postage, I find this original remurk: "llelievlng that I huve covered ev ery essential itejn and trusting. " The point is conceded, madam, without argument. From a cursory weighing of your case my scalea are out of ordoi 1 shauld say offhand that you must have covered every salient Item from Burgoyne's sur render at Saratoga 'to the fourth de cennial confef-enco ' on reparations. Vou have taken good care of every important point except tho postage. While I do not mind the 8 cents, it is the hullabaloo 'the carrier raises at the door and the scampering and confusion in the office while ail hands seurch for the 8 cents. We might tell tho postman to go along nbout his business, but there is always the chance that tho letter Is one from a gold mine stock agency or maybe a description of a novel and never fnll ing treatment for warts or bow legs. Somehow J never have taken any interest in "history. I "took", it in sqhool of course; it was compulsory like vaccination. . But I have never liked . it flie least bit. .My interest seems to run rather to the things the historians did not tell, such as who or what killed George Washing ton and whether Lincoln's constipa tion prolonged tho war. Quito a majority of readers under stand that this Is not. a medical column. and that I do not attempt to give medical advice. There are still seven or eight, however, who care fully close their eyes to the notice to that effect which has been printed hero a thousand times, and bombard me with the protocols of their "cases" apparently hoping that I will offer some medical advice. I say I hutQ history. ' I've enjoyed life pretty well so fur without read ing much history, and I certainly do not Intend to chiriige my habits in that respect now. So I would request the reader who has his symptoms or jticularly pugnacious, I am rather belll hislory all written UP to submit it to , cose. Is mine a fit case for your re- physcian, or a barber, or a traffic officer, as tho taste may be,' and spare me the anguish of paying all this due postage. m MANN'S The Best Goods for the Price, No Matter What the Price MANN'S Dress Up For Thanksgiving' if' m ; rf Your work may be such that you cannot dress up every day, but you can dress up on holidays. Try it this Thanksgiving. It will mke you think better of yourself and give you renewed vigor for the days of work ahead. It takes only a few extra dollars to be well dressed. Look over some of these1 prices: - : i - . - Holiday 4 Neckwear Now in Stock". T New Persian silk of .won derful quality :...$1.00 Silk and wool ties, Orayco quality $1.00 Cheney quality $1.50 Knit ties, 65 and $1.00 Jaeqnarcl knits $1.50 Overcoats $15 to $25 $30 to $60 r "THE PhONt-486-467 Hate History? Next to skimping or defaulting altogether on the signature there is scarcely a better way to Insure a quick and cordial chucking of your letter and seizure of any return postage you may have Inadvertently sent with It than gnrnlshlng is with symptons or reciting chapters of your history or the history of your mother or your son. In fact this necessity has grown to such propor tions mat wo have Installed a me- chanlcal chucker here in the office which handles these historical docu- ments very satisfactorily indeed. Ths is merely a health column. If I can heln vou keen well I'll be lighted to serve you. But believe me, there is not now, never Has been and never will be anything doing in tho fields of diagnosis, treatment of dls- eases or hypothetical medical opinions, If that's what you want, my advice is stereotyped consult a physician. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Gasoline Fumes. - Do gasoline fumes cause headaches? For instance a worker in an automo- one ractory wnere they are using gas- ollne constantly (Mrs. F. C.) Answer Yes, headaches, Vertigo .(dizziness.) nausea, difficult breath ing, palpitation, insomnia are among the effects of prolonged or frequent slight inhalation of gasoline. v Vaccination My boy aged 6 is about to enter school. I am going to hove him vac cinated. Would that render him weak or more susceptible to contraot other diseases? Will it make him feverish and sick for a few days? (Mrs. W.) Answer It may upset him for a day or two-though often a successful vac cination causes no such disturbance. ' It will not render him more suscepti- bie to any disease. Swallowed a Buffalo Our daughter aged 3 years swat lowed a 5- cent piece the -other day. I have been giving her plenty of bread and potatoes but 'so-far nq signs of the nickel. Can I give her anything to help matters nlong? (Mrs. W. A. H.) . . . . ' , Answer The coin probably left the body within the first 48 to 60 hours i unnoticed. You've done right. Liberal drinks of flaxseed tea (sweetened! and flavored with lemon Juice or other fruit juice) would be useful, besides the bread, potatoes and other bulky vegetables. Avoid physics when a child has swallowed any such thing. Hclllcoso My surplusage seems confined to one locality 1, e., while I am not par- duction regimen? (C. H.) For 'sand and gravel phone 812-jV' Samuel Bateman. 44tf Arrow Manhattan Greenhood Shirts :' $1.75 to $2.50 $3 00 to $5 00 :' - -i . . . STou can have these with jollar attached, with separate 3ollnrs to match, or without 'collars. A CAREFULLY SELECTED STOCK OF HATS, SUITS AND OVERCOATS ShobleHats $5.00 to $9 00 , Stetson Hats $7.00 HaWes Hats $3 50 to $5.00 Jlami6&tpantmwt(Atct&i STORE FOR EVERYBODY J MtOKRQOWN,- What's in a Name? Br MILDRED MARSHALL Tillic. Tlllle, which has long been regard ed as one of the contractions formed from Mathilda, has icully the right to independent existence, so frequently does It occur in nomenclature since tho time of Henry the Fowler. It signi fies "mighty battle maid" and Is ono of the old Teutonic names indicative of power. Hy rights, It should be Bpelled Tille. It comes of course from tho old German word for main or might. Its firHt form was Muglnhild which very naturally became Malithilda, meaning . "main heroine" or "might heroine." Tho name was first borne by the wife of tho Kmperor Henry tho Fowler, iwho afterwards became the Abess of I Queiilingurg. AS Mecntuu it appeareu 'as ,he title of tne M,esB ? A111',t!tten and straightway receiveu great vogue iat the hands uf all French maidens.- ! 1,1 It,l'y 'Hre ''ppeared a Countess Muthldln, the friend of Gregory Hev- ent" ",lU u ia f'""!.18 Wl,ll'h auopteu oy u.e ....... -y..- faction Tilly was formed, tor the sake of endearment Tilda came to be adopted as a separato name from the stately Muthlldu and Tilly was the natural outgrowth of the evolution. The turquoise Is Tillio's tallsmanlc '.tmio It is said to protect its wearer , t, om accidents and evil Influence. To see the reflection of tho new moon In its surface Is a sign of great good for tune. Wednesday is Tlllie's lucky day, and 6 her lucky number. Rheumatism AH the old aches given quick, genuine relief Pat a little Sloan's lightly over ! the acliing place. Instantly it sends freshly-purified blood tin-; cling through the infected joints and muscles. You feel a gentle, . glowing warmth, then almost suddenly-i-release from pain. All ' druggists 35c. Sloan's Liniment i kills pain! Vogue Suits Some have two pair. '; of paiits. $35 $10 $-15- Styleplus Suits $25 $30 to $40 Overcoats $15 to $25 $30 to $60