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J PXQR FOUH MEnwmn matt tribune. rRDFoun, onox, Wednesday. November 12, 192-1 iFPFOREf Mail tribunr AN INDKI'KVDKN T KKWKI'A i'KK 8U.NUAY, IIY I lib UEUKUHll I'HINTINU CO. Tb lledford Sunday Morning Hun fa fumln)iHl 11 rentier dfakinutf iMsteu-da anj ow- Office. Ifail Tirbune ' Butlduiff, S6-(7.U North fir tret. I'honu 7 b. A consolidation of the Democratic Time. U Medford Mail, Hie Mdford Tribune, Ui bouUi m OrfgoniiiD, The Attlilmid Trilun. ROBKRT W. IWUU. FAitor. 8. HUM ITER SMITH, Uatnufftfr, Bj MailIn Advance: lJaily, with Sunday Bun, year 17. PO ' Daily, with Sunday Sun. month 7r Duily, without Sunday y'' -ft0 baiiy, without Sunday Nun, month.,.. .f Weekly Uull Tribune, one year 2-0" Sunday Bun, one year 3.0(1 BY CAIUtir.lt In Mnlfnrrt. AahUnri. Jncknoii-rill-, Central I'oiiit, l'iioeiiU, Talent and on Uilfhwityt; Dally with Sunday Bun, month Daily, without Sunday Sun, month.... iJaily, witluitit Sunday Hun, one year. Lallv. with Sunday Kun, one year.,.. .7 b .lib 7.fi0 8.50 All terriia by carrier, canh 'n advatiff. Entered an second clunn m ttttr al MwJiord, Ort-gon, under net of March , 1H79. Official paper of (he City of Mcdford. Official paper of Jucknon Cmmiv. Sworn riailv avornjie ctrcii-ntHjn for fi month endinft' Anril IhI. 1024, JWitil, more Hum double tne ctrrtnnnon or any otner uin jmiu- llehed or cfrculutfd in Jii-Kn Lnnny. The r.nly pnper Imihmi Amah), rre., and Ohico, Onlifoniia, dimim-e of oer 4" mile, having leased wire AHHociated Vmm Demctt UKMBERR OF TUB AMNOOATfir) PIIKRH The Anaoclatcl I'ri'iw 1 exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all newa rlls pa ten en credit! to it or not olherwiae credited to una paper, anu aiso w uie iocui nei Vw Utthed herein. All riglite of repulillcntfon of epecial die patch herein are also reserved . Ye Smudge Pot By Arthnr Perry Ono can read In tho esteemed Port land Journal, that tho "next hohhIoii of tho legislature will acquit Itself." Tho legislature always acquit Itself, when it should liavo been u hung Jury. The masses can understand how n Oalshovikl with a fringe of chlp munk hide on tho hem nf hor petti, coat can ho uncomfortably warm, hut tho lady with a atrip of fur, made from tho under portion of Jackrab bits, and proceeding In a sc-mi-clrclo from shoulder hlado to shoulder blade, must bo nearly roasted. ; sorxiis i'r,.rsmi,i-: (Ieudleton I-:iin( Oregoniaii) The election panned off quietly and Bome on both Hides are dis appointed, but If sumo can llvo under the new administration, all can live. Tho atato is faced by another crisis. There is more money than there are vacant pluceH at tho public trough. Natives engaged In , wenting out colds are 'finding tho . disintegration tedious. Ono morn Rhoppo, ami tlio run hIIoh ; will 1o calling1 thoiiiHulvoa Alulor PttHors. Q. Nlcliols, Jr., Iuih a now Sunday hat, lined like tho hiKido of a coffin. It wuh too dry to plow, and now It 1b too wet to plow, and tho Hinlllnu; acres ought to quit glKKlintf, und plow thomaelvi's. INNOCENT HYNTAIKKS (KoKt'biirg; NovH-ltoiow) Doar sir: 1 In the XewH-Hovfrw Ihhiio of the 8th lnHt. you printed a looal regarding a couple being fined for amiault und buttery, Htallng a family row had developed and that tho two women had engaged In a personal encounter. In fair ness to myself and wife, I bog to stoto It was not a family row, neither my wife or myself took any purt In the encounter, ex cepting the punishment. My wlfo was brutally usHiiultcd by both defendants, being entirely at their mercy wo could offor but llttlo reHlstanoo. H. J. SCUAKUKIl. Pclenco is now ablo to flash via radio, photographs across the sea, and one of those fine mornings the world will make up to discover that a thin woinun is never skinny. All the doctors wore at the football game, prepared to remove the tonsils If there wore any severe contusions of the femur. A nation-wide church census starts December 1st. It should have been tukon during tho campaign. Pneumonic plaguo is carried by fleas. The world will never know why tho house fly was not blamed. Tho Cross Word pu.zlo excels Mali Jongs. Tho victim knows what he Is saying when ho or she cusses. THE rEXALTY IS WALKING (Veroula Iiglc) A man who drives on our high ways with ono arm around a woman is a real menace and should be deprived of his priv ilege to operate a car. No self respecting girl should permit such a breach of etiquette in public. Only ITS 4ds vied with the Artnis tlco Day parade, by proceeding up and down tho line of inarch, on alleged Important business. ! Who enn recall when a freight car could be hurled down the Main Stein any afternoon. befnn the womenfolk came downtowr, to get a head of let tuce for Buppcr? Emma Goldman, a female I,a Fool us. only more so, exiled to ItiiKsin for her wild utterances. Is now highly desirous of returning to t his con founued land, and chomp her teeth down on some. - accursed capitalistic grub. . v The best clipping of the day has .been lost. It simply stated that "Grandma Trout and Iona Trout upent Hunday nfternoon with Anna J'onle.' THE DANCE OF LIFE. TTAVELOC'K IULLI.S wrote a LI culled "Tin; Dunce of Life," relictions were reduced to the fundamental forces of rhythm. lie mniiitiiiiiexl that human history could he charted on this basis, that the wing of the pendulum, represented all significant social im pulses, that wars were the result of excessive physical energy, invar- iablv lit tended by dance crazes, und of the world bad danced a little, harder in 1913, tho world war mi.nht have been averted. Whether the conclusions of the book have a scientific basis or not must he left to the scientists, 'but there is no doiil't that the swing ol t he pendulum, can bo found in' innumerable human events, which take their place in history as epoch making. The return of I'remicr Baldwin as head of the British povernmept certainly is a case in point. Only a few months ago, Mr., Baldwin swung away from Downing Street, and dropped kerplump, in the of fice of the Baldwin Iron Works, as I'remicr ?flacDonald swung in. Sow out swings the latter and in swings the former, and who knows what, the next swing of the political pendulum will bring? Action and reaction, a swing to the right, a Kwing to the left; cer tainly all the revolutions, reformations and what not, could be chart ed on such a rhythm. , One might believe there is nothing new in the world, that so called progress as the aeons are viewed, is merely repetition, but there is1 ground for the faith that while the right ami left swings appear identical in distance, there is an infintesimal difference, the right swing is always a little higher and little farther tlian'thc swing to the left. Here no doubt Einstein's theory of relativity enters, but as Pro fessor Einstein admits tbere'are only one or two people who under stands it, we may be pardoned for concluding our mornings sermon at this point, and in view of the post-election miasma, call it a day. QUILL lYrhnps it would help some to hnvq aliouists examine the jury. Frit'iids are people who forgive everything except great success. Homes are still useful, however, to people who don't like to quarrel in public. ' Quarrelsome men usually have bald women. It isn't loo much talk aboV church, but too little. In the old days a "loud speaker" was a drummer, whom the waiter served first. You can't tell tho wise from talking baby talk to a sweetie. Character is something you make lion you have u lot of volunteer help. Corrcet this senlenec: "You're wrong, Honey," said the hus band; "my friends would call if I didn't have a drop." . Revolution is a means of elevating a new gnng whose nests need feathering. Still, savage women get that graceful carriage by carrying bur dens on their heads and not in them. Hint to plutocrats: It's the makes earthquakes so violent. That recent seismic disturbance being withdrawn from the ground. They' have a new machine to sign the old1 political machine is still used Correct this sentence: "She's mother, "and really prefers cotton Correct this sentence: "Now that T am elected," said he, "you will always find me just as approachable." Hod made the country, but. only Let Wales occupy Page I while RipplingRhimGS A' wait THE CXXX YOl.' SAY to Jinx "How are you?" since courtesy prevails; and he proceeds to jar you with sickening details.' Where ever you are meeting tho chronic, village bore, you spring a cheer ful greeting, intending nothing more. You merely wish to show him that you're a friendly wight, and gallantly you blow him an airy kiss and light. "The ague makes me shiver," the chronic bore replies ;"! have a balky liver and anthrax in toy eyes. There is no hour releases my weary form from pain; my feet are shot to pieces, I've bunions on my brain. Since you have asked me si might ly just how I am, my friend. I say I suffer greatly, my torments have no end. My back is always aching, nf boils 1 have a pair, a fever keeps me baking, there's dandruff in my hair. I'm surely not desiring to list my ills this way, but you come up in quiring just how I am today. And so I make my answer as truth ful as can be; I have nine kinds of cancer and also housemaid's knee. Let others play and frolic while yet the sunshine glows, I have spasmodic colic and ulcers on my nose." He backs you, all unwilling, against a banyan tree, and tells about his swilling eight quarts of boneset tea. It is an ordeal meeting the dull, longwind ctl guy who thinks your lightest greeting demands ft long reply. iftini rkublc book u short time no in which till human actions and even intimated that if the nations ,;)J -MHjSJI POINTS heavy heads of hair. There arc no religion thai, keeps people from the foolish, when you hear them yourself, In making a reputa- hardness of the upper crust that may have been the sound of ears cheeks with at "Washington, but nt times. a thrifty little body," said the stockings." election year makes it influential. he can. He will be king some da v. Mason DETAILS. t Mrs. Km ia,sh lm sUirltl IiihIi ftnul fer a pair u' koIohIh-m. Our llco of a gojl tlowniiht pi wo u real news uonltl imj a Caltrorny judge id'urilu' wniiu biuldy a dlvoreo. What's in a Name? By MILDRED MARSHALL AVDREV. Audrey in closely allied with Ethel. Both signify "noble threatoner" slnco they have their origin with the Anglo Saxon feminlno name Ethnldred or Aetholthryth, which in turn conies from tho German Ediltrud, noble maiden. The first Audrey of note was the Anglo-Saxon Saint Audrey. She was in reality Queen Aethelthryth; who was rather an unsuccessful wife and retired to a monastery, later being canonized as St. Ktheldreda. She was revered as St. Audry and many fairs are given in her honor by tho peasant ry. Jt is said tnut the garish little ur tteles sold at theHC fairs have given rlso to tho term "tawdy." HecniiHQ of her saintly reputation, the name of Aurdy reached a high cs tato of popularity in England and has never ceased to bo in common usage. Particularly of late has it been re vived und set to rival Its counterpart. Ethel. Addy, which is commonly be lieved to be tho contraction of Adel aide, is really tho Devonian diminutive for Audrey. ; The agate is Audrey's talisnihnlc gem. It Is believed to have the power to draw success and good fortune to its wearer, and to guard her from all harm. Monday is her lucky day and 4 her lucky number. The announcement that Ric(cnrdo Martin Is to be heard here in concert on November 24, j nt tho Ilaptist church Is more than welcome, for this sjnger needs no introduction to the musical public. In America, ho has won notable operatic successes with tho Metropolitan and Chicago grand operas, while he has been acclaimed in leading roles in the majority of the great opera houses of Europe. Ho has been termed "tho American Caruso" and on more than one occasion ho was called to fill the placo of tho mighty Caruso himself. Tho career of Hic car Martin enn well be looked upon as an incentive to every American stu dent of music, especially those who complain that Americans are discrim inated against. Martin, himself, de rides this idea and says that national ity has nothing what over to do with one's tfuccfss, as long as the voice and tho other needful qualities are there. Schooner Wrecked at Bandon Sold for $1500 EUOENB. Oro Nov. 12. The steam whooner Acme, which went nshore nrar Dilution ,wo weeks "BO. has been snUl for JtSOO ns she lies. Tho Ainu. Is liich nnil ilry on the heiii-h nail it will not he possllilo to float hor, so the purrhnspr's profit will have to ionic from tlio salvage of her fixtures. The Armo's hull Is apparently unin jured and a wati'hnian has lieen main tained on board ever since she wont ashore. BEWARE THE Chronic coughs and persistent coKls Icail lo tenons lung lion hie. You can stop them now with Crcomulsion, on emulsified creo sote tlut is pleasant to take. Creomulsion is a new medical discovery with twofold ac lion; it soothes nnd heals tho inflamed membranes and kills the germ. Of all known drug, creosote is recog nized by the medical fraternity as the Oeatest healing agency for the treatment of chronic coughs and colds and other forms it throat and lung troubles. Creomulsion contains, in addition to creosote, other healing elements which soothe and heal the in tinned membranes and stop the irritation and inflammation, while the creosote goe on lo the stomjih, is absorbed into the blood, attacks the real of the trouble and destroys the germs that lead to consump tion. Creomulsion is paarantced satisfactory in the treatment of chronic coughs and colds, bronchial asthma, ratarrh.il bronchitis and other form of throat and lun dica5cs,and is excellent f.r buihf ng tip the svstrm jfbi colds or the flu. Money refunded if any cough or cold, no matter of how longstand ing, is net relieved after t ikinc according to directions. Ask your drugitit. Crro tuuhiun Co., Atlanta, t. (Adv.) Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Nottd Phytieian and Author 8lgn.d l.tt.ra Mrulnlng to mnonil nwlth and hygl.n, not to diiui. dtignoali or IrMtmuit, will b. ri,wrI by Di. Br.dy If a turned, a.lf addrd .nv.loi I, anclond. U.lt.n Mould ba brlaf and wilttan In Ink. Owing to tha larga numb.r ol I.H.ra raoaliad. only a law oan ba anawarad hara. No raoly otn ba mada to auarlaa not oonlormlng to Inatruotlona ddraa, Or. William Brady, In Mart of thla iMwapapat, Quick I.uneli for u short I.llo Diabetes, which Is apparently In creasing in frequency in Ameriea, Is "only functional." ' It is not an "or ganic" disease, at least not by the usual criterion. It is a functional Im pairment merely, n failure on tho part of certain groups of cells (islands of I.angerhans) ,ln the pancreas to secrete enough Insulin into the blood stream. It aeems thut a certain minimum quantity of insulin must be constantly present In the blood to In sure tho combustion of enough fuol (blood sugary to meet the energy re quirements of tho'wltal functions. Consistent with tho best scientific knowledge wo havo of diabetes at present, the principal cause seems to bo. Just hurry. Not the "high ten sion" of business or social life, nor the general Bpeed mania which wo affoct In America, hut tho common habit of hurried eating. The habit of hurry In eating or tho custom as wo llko to call It comprehends overeat ing, that s, taking more food than Is necsesary, as well as Insufficient mas tication and tho abuse of beverages to wash down unmastlcnted food. These errors of hygiene are com prised In the famous quick lunch. Tho carbohydrates (Mtarches and sugars) In vegetables, wreals (find fruits and dietary Items imido from them, particularly require thorough masticntlon. An Important part of tho digestion of starches and sugars is or normally should be begun In tho! mouth, where the ptynlln, a sugar and starch digesting ferment, is se creted in tho saliva. In the process of masticntlon the food material Is thor- oughly comminuted and mixed with, Is absurd to Imagine that such prac the Faliva; tho salivary glands are: tico "dries up the blood." Oats In stimulated: tho digestive process) any form will furnish more protein starts in the mouth and continues forj than mutton and practically the same an hour or so in the stomach after the food has been swallowed. This starch and sugar digestive action is supplo mented by the action of the amylase, a similar ferment secreted in the pan creatic Juice which acts on the food uftor -it loaves the stomach. It is quite probable, therefore, that the proper mastication of such food pre vents placing an abnormally heavy demand upon the function of the pan creas, and there Is now every reason to believe thut this is a factor of prime importance in tho causation of diabetes. Tho meats require comparatively little mastication, since nothing in meat is digested by the saliva or in the mouth, indeed, some physiolo - gists have concluded from exporimon - tal studies that it may be better to swallow meat In not too finely divided Painful, swollen ankles r ...... Ji Tk!L JjTT fii, ll Sloan's gets right at the trouble You'll get quick, sure relief for swollen, painful ankles with Sloan's. It requires no tiresome rubbing: the medicine itself does the work. In it are certain ingredients that are so stimulating to the circulation that the moment it dt t 1924 CHEVROLET SEDAN LIKE NEW AT ' A BARGAIN The Busy Corner Motor Co. pieces, for they find that the gas tric Juice can digest meat readily in that condtiion and there is less like lihood that tho meat residues will undergo putrefactive changes In the Intestine. ' There is no particular ad vnnta'go gained from prolonged mas tication of fats or oils either. Tho vegetables, cereals and fruits are the foods which require complete mastl cution. These earbohydmto materials are the very items which are usually taken to excess; they aro responsible for most of the obesity that shortens J lifo in tho land;the carbohydrates are so very easy to gorge upon, to gor mandize, to wash down. Carbohy drates, especially tho refined pro ducts, seem to bo Ideally adapted lor tho quick lunch and a short lifo. yi'liSTIONS AND ANSWERS. OutH. How long Hhould oatmeal le cook ed for children from 3 to 7 years of age? It. D. W. Is It harmful to eat crushed or rolled nnts without cooking? Peoplo tell mothey dry up the blood. H. A. Please describe tho food valuo of oatmeal. Mrs. C. W. W. Answer Oatmeal or rolled oats is half again more nutritious than white bread, yielding about 1850 calories to tho pound as compnred with 1200 calories to tlio pound of white bread. For infants under the age of 2 years oatmeal or rolled oats should be cook ed, from ono to three hours or per haps overnight. For children over the ngc of three, It is a matter of tasto and It is all right to cook oatmeal or rolled or crushed oats only a few minutes. If the children prefer the oats that way. For well persons over 5 years of age it is rather beneficial to eat raw oatmeal or rolled or crush ed or whole oats if one likes to. It amount of that food material as we ; get from beef. Outmea contains as much iron as beef, more phosphorus, 10 times more calcium. Tluit Damp Iiasomciit. "Would living in a basement where it is very damp when it rnlns cause rheumatism? I have my kitchen there and all my joints are lame. Mrs. A. T. . Answer There is no reason aside from fancy, no evidence Hhnt damp ness causes any disease. Your joints whatever the trouble may be, would probably bo just us lame If you lived in an attic. Without Pillows. Kindly advise if Bleeping without a , pillow is beneficial tin any way.r l R. h. 13. j Answer No,, ttjo it' is all right to sleep without a pillow If you like. is apnlied, freshly purified blood starts tingling through the ach ing place. And this enriched blood supply drives out swelling and pain and restores normal conditions in no time. Get this relief today. All druggists 35 cents. kills pain! Our facilities and ability arc unlimited. Modern equipment and modern skill combine lierc to on able us to turn out mill jobs of every descrip tion with standardized accuracy. , "Milled On Honor" TROWBRIDGE CABINET WORKS Medford, Oregon Poems That Live Iji-t Mo Grow -Mure Iovcly. Let me glow more lovely, growing old So many fine things do: Laces, and ivory, and gold, And silks need not be new. And there Is healing In old trees. Old streets a glamour hold; Why may not I, as well as theso, Grow lovely, growing old? Katie Wilson Baker. Who's Who CIIAKM'.S M. KITTLK . Thirty years, ugo Charles M. Kittle wns glad to get a job as water boy for a section gang on the Illinois Cen tral railroad. He had visions,' though visions of himself nt an executive's desk in mo main offices of thnt road, directing some part of tho operation of it. . That vision came true He worked his way up to the senior vice presi dency of tho Illinois Central. .Recognition did not stop there, how ever. 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