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PARTS FOUR Medford Mail tkibunf. M 1KI1EPEK11KVT NP.WSPAl'KR PCBUHHED EVE It Y APTERNOUN EXCEPT j SUNDAY. HV THIS UEDFUKU PKINTINU CO. Tbt Medlord Sunday Homing Sun la furnished subecrluera desiring seven-uay aauy newspaper, Office Mall Tribune Building, 16-t7-lfi North Fir street. Phone 75. A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Medford Mail, tlie Medford Tribune, the Buutb trn Oregonian, The Aahlnd Tribune. ROBERT W. RUHL, Editor. 8. SUM1TER SMITU. Manager. BY MAIL In Advance: Daily, with Sunday Sun, year $7.60 Daliy, with Bunriuy Hun, month 75 Dally, without Sunday Sun, year..,.. 8.60 Daily, without Sunday Sun, month 1r Weekly Hail Tribune, one year 2-00 Sunday Hun, one ypar t0 BY CARRIER In Wed ford, Ashland, Jackson ville, Centra) Point. Phoenix. Talent aim' on Highway: Daily,' with Sunday Run, month 76 Daily; without Sunday Sun, month... .Of Dally, without Sunday Sun, year 7.60 Dally, with Sumlity Sun, one year 8.60 All terma by currier, cash in advance. Entered aa second class mutter at Medford, Oregon, under act of March H, 1879. Official paper of the city of Med ford. Official paper of Jackson County. The only paper betw.er. frngciit, Ore., and Sacramento, Calif., a distance of over 600 mi lea, having leased wire Associated Preaa Service. Swom daily average circulation for six month ending October 1, 11123, 887W, more than double the circulation of any other paper published or circulateuf in Jackson County. MEMBERS OK TUP. ASSOCIATED PRESS The Aaaociated I'ress I eirluaivHy emiied to the uee for republictaian of all news ilia tatchea credited to it or not otherwise credititl In this paper, and. also to the local news pub liahed herein. - All right of republication of special dis patches herein are alto. reserved. Ye Smudge Pot By' Arthur lerry "Man in the only uniiiml that enn be skinned more than onre." att Mark Twain so aptly observed, but this time he gelB n elite little tin nlnn to hang on his car. for his ten-spot, phis the cost of bis nlKhtKown. The Mayor of Portland, who klHsed a Brand opera sinner, In nit before bis religious nature eaino to tho front and ho decided to run for the UH. Senate, was In our midst the first of the week, but no local voculist, of either sex, gut a thrill. O! see the train come down the track, Good-bye! my flivver, Kood-bye! Another detonation of our youiiK men, full of deviltry und ilisreKard for pneumonia, have decided to retain their hair, by swearing off hats. A typewriter was stolen from the school house Monday night. It Is be lieved thntH the ullty parly entered. (Hrownsvllle News.) Kay what you please.rbut that's Just about what happened. ' ' ' ' IIKRR'S OI'll 1MIOOT (Albany Democrat.) Oliver Jackson, one of 1. Inn's boys, was last week married at The Dalles to Mrs. Mary Van Alsten Hero's our phist, Oliver. A campaign to prohibit the teach ing of evolution in the public school of Oregon will bo started. Involution does not matter so muc h, except that it's a first class subject for a state wide fight of violent Intensity, by fool mixing; of politics, tho churches, and the schools. What precinct wants a constable who believes that his pre historic uncle was a rliiB-tnlled mon key? Stills still still cause fools fool fouls. -(Pendleton EhhI Oregonian.) , A LADY TALKS Well, I went and cut down my acreage, and Heavens lo Uetsy! but that, dentist wan rough. I'm hero In this boanery. Otherwise my tusks would net nothing to do. When you're off the Job thero's nothing to bite' a hole ln- And her name is Pansy. A always -Uianked the old folks for not naming: me after a plant. People can't BUf, there goes Sagebrush Annie. And th4p everybody had a good luugh over afbad story. It was about a man who had a pain In his heel, and went lo-'a doctor, and they cut out his appendtx, and yanked out his teeth, and removed his tonsils, but he got no bettor fast. So the victim went home 'to write his will, and took off his shoe, and found a lack in it. I'll go to h-o- double-quo, If that hain't the how of It. !0 times out of ten. And, say, he was nice. Kept telling "mo that violets were for sale. I'm crazy about "cm. 1 wanted some to atlcK In my belt. Hut bo never gave a tiling but Information. So when he sprang the violet line ngaln. I said. Yes. and popples grow In Plun ders. And he said: 1 fought in the Argonn.. I was mad. So T said: You big crook: You fought In the All-gone, when It conies to spending a dime! Hight then and there he faded out of the picture. Lamblike weather prevails, and many Ma's aro taking advantage of it. by propelling a new baby buggy down town, t A SOCIAL IIKKHMKXCY A (Ijchanon Times) 1 Ma Jong has struck this town and several enthusiasts and devo tees are reported already. As ' there are no Chinamen In town who 'might act us coaches or teachers. Hrownsvllle citizens must ferret out the Ins and outs -, of the game as best they can. ' penr Mrs. Kllsbnry: My girl of fourteen Is very wayward and self willed, and Is always causing me trouble. Is it ever wise to cnmmnnd them not to do things, or should I try to be diplomatic about It. My husband leaves tho entlro charge of her to me, but he says I should Just command .her not to do things. WOTUtlKD. - , ,, , , (Roseburg News-Kevlew.) -If you are sure your daughter Is retting sufficient proteins in her grub, thefe i nothing to do but call the police, and Join a club. HMktb tot Health. if INDEPENDENCE ff IIKUK is (l(iul)t tlmt J'rcsiilfiit Conlido is right in his stand A that the time has not .vet .''anted independence. For anyone to compare the present condition of the Philippines with the condition of the American colonies in the ISth Century, is to insult the intelligence of any ture. Not only were the American at that time, but they were subjected to persecution and injustice. The Filipino people on the other hand were delivered from perse cution and injustice by the United States, and under American rule have enjoyed a social advancement and prosperity, which forms one of the brightest chapters in the hisfory of any dependent people since the world befran. The aspiration of the Filipino and in a certain sense commendable. But there is a point of racial de velopment when liberty does not mean betterment, but retrogression i. ml confusion, and that point has of the Philippine Islands as n whole. , To withdraw from the islands today would mean to turn these in experienced and untutored masses (rencral misery. This is not the practically every student of Philippine affairs, it, is undoubtedly the iew of a majority of the educated There is always a conflict between theory and practice, between he ideal and the real, and probably the ideal more often represents the 1'ifdi, than the wrong. Hut in the realist is right, and that the most dangerous enemy the Philippines really have is the well meaning but misguided dreamer, who would throw the country on its own inadequate "resources at, the present time. QUILL (I rent man: One who happened to be in the front rank in the time of great events. Speaking of symbolism, it teapot tied to a politician means the same as a tin can.. A patriot is one who avoids right stocks in time of war. People wlio feel that way should remember that knock nearly always, indicates loss of horsepower. An experienced husband is one day, but forgets which one it is. Some people must, luiy spare live near a railway crossing. ...If we don't watch out, this eampaign'will slip by without anybody. getting red in the face over the yellow peril. RipplingRlujmos Walt THE DEPARTED J)IIN . JINX is tlead and planted, peace and rest to him are granted, precious boons we all should covet when we're old and bent and tired; yet his friends are wildly wailing. Heaven's gates they are assailing, with their fierce expostulations that, so good a man expired. He has crossed the silent river in Old Cha ron's floating flivver, he is done with tribulation, taxes bother him no more; he is done with punk diseases, done with f'u nml all its sneezes, ami there are no does and druggists, waiting, wait ing at his door. He is done with weary toiling, there's no pot to keep ii-hoiling in the sunny fields of Kden where the saints are playing lyres; where angelic strains are swelling no one needs to souk his dwelling, for the price of siloes anil clothing, gasoline and rubber tires. No one hands him now a warning in the early hours of morning that the boss will shrewdly dock him if he is a min ute late; strikes and walkouts do not grind him, and the drive smiths cannot find him when they'd raise n fund of money to re pair the town hall gate. All eternity's before him, there is nothing that can bore him, as the aeons roll serenely as the genial ages flow; why, then all the heartsick weeping? Why are friends and neighbors keeping dreary vigils in the boneyard with the pan oply of woe? If this Signature is NOT on the Box, it is NOT BROMO QUININE "There is no other BR0M0 QUININE" Proven Safe for more than a Quarter of a Century as a quick and effective remedy for Colds, Grip and Influenza, and a Preventive. The First and Original Price 30 METTFOTCTJ MATH TRTETTNTR. NOT A CURE-ALL arrived for the I'hilipiiines to I) student of history, or of human na colonics capable of self-government leaders for independence is natural not been passed by the inhabitants over to exploitation, chaos and reactionary view. Jt is the view of Filipinos themselves. this particular instance we believe POINTS the wrong arguments and buys the who remembers his wife's birth parts from a garage man, and some Mafon Cold and Grip Tablet Ceuu rED7QT?D. (yREfiOV. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Noted Phjmiclan and Author Signed letters panalnlng to personal nMllh and hygiene, not lo dlieuo dlagnoilt or treatment, will bo answered by Dr. Brady If a tampod, talf addretied envelope la enclosed. Letter! ihould be brief and written In ink. Owlnfl to the large number of letter received, only a few ean be answered here. No reply can be mad, to queries not conforming to Instructions Address Or. William Brady, In ear of this nowipapor Remarkable That Physiclang ought to lay it down as i canon of sound and healthful ex istence that the bowels can and will act daily and naturally. Hy naturally I nit-an without medicament or ex traneous help. The foregoing paragraph I lifted al most bodily from an article by a Hrit- ish medical practi tioner in a recent number of the Med ical I'ress and Cir cular. London. The author may be a Harley street spec ialist for alt I know, and no doubt an eminent one. To go on retriev ing, our presumably eminent and there fore probubly Har ley street specialist, afton rrn lining along for four pages In that fashion, gets off a half page paragraph which I should liko to (jiiote In full but must perforce con tract somewhat: "All foods must be nourishing and digestible." Here is where I cross swords with present practice. Why, when nature points out that the time has come for a change of diet, should we direct the contrary? All food ought to contain a considerable por tion of indigestible substances, for it is this part of the Ingesta which passes thru the entire length of the alimen tary tube and acts as a gentle stimu lus. The contents of the colon ought to be indigestible and bulky. We find, however, that as much as possible of those things that are considered indi gestible are rigidly and purposely ex cluded from the diet-of till young chil dren. I refer principally to the skins of fruits and vegetables for example, of apples and potatoes, the stalks of vegetables, for example cabbage, the skins of animals, and such like things, whereas in every case they ought to be included. We find that young chil-. dren are not allowed to eat hard food; because, forsooth, they would damage' their teeth, whereas under the present regime we seldom discover a child with sound teeth, tho all teeth are sound when ' they first appear. Further, as a result of want of use of the muscles of the jaw, the mouth and throat do not develop as they should, the throat becomes too eaudly blocked with thickened adenoids or tonsil tis sue and nasal breathing is impeded. We find that these children are con stantly dosed . . ." Ain't it the truth! TTippokrates was one of the first Copied Itiglit MISS (ll'II.DA Gray rmOADWAY; NEW yorlc IY DEAR Gulhla " 3IXCE I wrote YESTERDAY MORNING THINGS HAVE chtuiced hero . ' AND IT begins to look AS IF we'd be eoinielled TO POSTPONE our coneat EDITOR UUHL of the Mail Tribune ADVISED ME this A. M. THAT IT was impoHBiblo FOR HIM to serve ON THE judging conimlltoe OWING TO the fact THAT THE folks at homo DO NOT approve , . AND THAT isn't nil IN LOOKING around FOR A new member . I MADE a call ON HARRY Rosenberg AT THE Hear Creek Orchards AND AS he's a bachelor I MADE the suggestion THAT HE issue a call FOR BACHELOR volunteers TO FILL our committee AND HE'S a good fellow AND KEAL jolly like AND SAID "something" AND HE got real busy ON THE telephone .ND IN a short while - FROM FAR and near WATCH YOUR BATTERY PRE8TOLITE BATTERY 8TATION 'Friendly Service Phone 90S TTET)XEST)TY. "MTjUCII 5,' Tluy Work at All physicians to decry the physic habit. He said, quite a while before I began to discourage It, "a healthy man who takes evacuants does himself as much I harm as he would by taking bad1 j food." The father of medicine- also taught that doctors who purged their patients on the odd days of the month killed them! QVKSTIOXS AXD ANSWERS Conrttilliu; White Spots Recently you gave a coloring or paint for concealing white spots caus ed by loss of pigment. Does It color the white spots the natural color of the skin, the natural skin white? (Mrs. B. J. P.) Answer. It la a temporary paint which colors the white spots to match the normal skin. The only way such a spot may be permanently concealed is by tattooing it to match the sur rounding normal skin. The paint con sists of five ingredients, count 'em, 5, let me repeat there are or should be V, five, 5 Ingredients, as many as you have digits on one hand, assum ing you"1 have had no amputation. 1 Glycerin Teaspoonful - 2 Zinc oxid two teaspoonfuls 3 Calamln two teaspoonfuls 4 Water four ounces G Ichthyol to be ndded drop by drop till tint matches skin. Usually a teaspoonful or less is required. Beof Tf Please Inform me what nourish- .ment there is In beef tea. (M. L.) 1 Answer. Clear beef tea or beef broth, fs often beneficial as a mild stimulant, both for the appetite and ' digestion and for the general system. The stimulation is due to the extrac tives in it. Homemade beef tea usual ly contains a little fat, which is of course very nourishing, i TulK'rculosIs Grocer I Neighbor who has a grocery store in his home has tuberculosis. Is there risk for my children going there to purchase groceries? (CI. 8. M.) Answer. If the children are waited on by one who has fuberculosls there is some risk, but not If they do not go near or close to the person who has the disease. Such a cae should be reported to your health officer, j Sleop of Children ' f How many hours should a boy aged 3 years sleep? (Miss Ii. J.) . I Answer. Twelve hours. If . he I doesn't get 12 hours of sleep every . night, he should have a. regular after noon nap, and not a bad plan for a (child of that age to have the nap na a habit anyhow. Hy Mlko THEY BEGAN coming in ' ND IT wasn't long : , . ' i BEFORE THE place was full AN HARRY mounted a chair AND BEGAN to explain ' 1 ALL ABOUT the contest ' lie contest ( . ND WENT into detail BOUT THE fine art r , JF JUDGING contestants AND I don't know . WHERE HE got his Information UNLESS HE'D been talking WITH GLEN Taylor OR SOMEONE else ,. ANYWAY IT Beemed authentic ND HE made a good talk :- AND FINISHED It up nY TELLING them all THAT HERE was a chance . FOR MANY of them . "TO KEEP that "SCHOOL GIRL complexion" ON THEIR coat collars SO I'LL write you tomorrow AND LET you know WHO'LL BE the other goose . TO JUDGE the golden legs ...... ! THANK you. For Stiff Joints Pharmacists any that when all other so-called remedies fall. Joint Ease will succeed. It's for Joint ailments only that is why you are advised to use it for dore. painful. Inflamed, rncumaue joints. Joint-Ease Umbers up the jolntit Is clean and stainless and quick results are assured. Sixty cents a tube at all druggists. Adv. WHITE TRUCKS ED F; WEBBER LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE Office at Medford Service 8tatlon Phone 14 1924 THE GREATEST TITIXG IN THE WORLD by Laurel Qra I have just met a girl who has met with her third' disappointment in love and she's only nineteen.' Of course, she's quite heartbroken. "Oh, If we nnnlil nnlv 10 lhroUL-h life WlthOUt caring so much about anylhillt'." she wept on my shoultier. W e 1 1, What a zoo that would . nake of this world, what? Today is no day to comfort and console her. Nor tomorrow. B u t in a month the scars will be healing and the leara will be gone. She will nl,uf.(.VA thnt the sun is still doing business at the same old stand and that there are still some very nice, polite, sympathetic gentle manly hoys In the world. : The very young do riot seem to understand that love is a usurer, ufter all. :' And very often the bargain is a hard one. For all we receive we must give. And when a bad bargain is nnaiie and the pledge Is forfeit'. then cpmo tears and renunciations, and .hard bitter wordrf. Hut. usurer or no usurer, love really affords a pretty fair deal. All tho happy hours of Joy and sweetness (not wiehlrife to he gilshy, but to name these words ns they ought to bo with reverence) are worth the hours of tears and sorrow . and heart-break that must come with parting, for part ing is as .'Inevitable-, as sunset, Alas, my young sister, .It would be a dark and dreary world for you and me if it came to pass that we never cared so much! Of nil tii promoters, Dan Cupid Is the' most pop'lar an'- least trustworthy. Oh, Ter th olo Inopr, snowy winter, afternoons with not hi n t disturb- th quiet but a rnttlin co u nil. Beware of Imitations! Unless vnn ape flip "Tin rvM' nni'L'nirR OF nn tnhhita vnn nvn n4 I ntv ikvt, get ting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians over twenty-three years for folds Ilendacho Toothache Lumbago Neuritis Klioumitium Neuralgia. Pain, Tain Aroenfc "Raver Tnbtta nt iin only. Each unbroken package coatains proven directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets ' cost few cents. Drug gists also sell bottles of i and KM). Aspirin is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Munoaceticacidestcr of Salicylicacid. HCAMUAftTfRS - and CPUIPMCMT Right in your owr. home dance to t music by famous - orchestras In far distant cities. This is headquarters for the latest and best in g uarante&jL Radio Kquipinent. L. D. Minkler J" "Twe! Tears in. Radio. North Fir. Near Main - Phone SS5 "Pis! ASPIRIN Waited Till the Cows Came Home "I am indeed glad to write you this letter. I was a terriblo sufferer, from1 gasses in the stomach arid colic at tacks. The specialist, our. family doc tor sent me to In Philadelphia, gave me no relief, although I took his med icine till the cows came home;;'! He finally said I would have to be oper ated upon. Luckily heard of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy then, and although It Is now three years since I took a course of It. 1 have never had a symptom of my old trouble sllee.'!; It is a simple, harmless preparation that removes the catarrhal muctjs from tho Intestinal tract and allays the Inflammation which causes prad tically all stomach, liver and intestinal ailments. Including appendicitis. One dose will convince or money refunded. Hold by all druggists. - . Adv.. Announcements STATE REPRESENTATIVES f have renrMMitwi the people of JaotUM) County ont terra in tlie Bute leflslatur sod reel uiut me lefftsiuiive experience guinea nam fitted me for a laraer and more practical acrvtot) in the future. 1 therefore announce myself at a oenaldatt for the HUt Hepreuentatlva subject to tin republican primary. Adv. tf. RALPH COWQILL. I hereby announce my -cundtdacy lor re-!-tlon aa one of the two representative from Juckaon County to tlie Htate Legislature, ob ject to the Uuy primary. I fee) that my prerinua service Id the lefiaU' ture puublea ma to better serve the people. Adv. tf. JOUN H. OABKfN. SHERIFF I hereby announce myself a candidate for tbe nominal Ton of Sheriff of Jackson Oountjr od tb republican ticket, subject to the voter of said county at the primariea in May. If nominated and elected I pledge myself and the ' deputies whom 1 shall appoint to enforce aJU lavs- In chiding the 18t)i Amendment with efflubmcf' and economy. If you do not want thelawa en forced, do not vote for mi. " 4dv. tf. D. A. LYONS, OentraJ 'Hototi.- ' i " ., : v.-. 1 ...-it ir. ; As a candidate in the Republican prlnuuiea for the office of Hhrriff, I desire, to clerly define my position on the future conduct of that office. If elected. . My experience s a dvputy sheriff of Jackeon County, aud as a State Traffic Officer, baa taught urn thut no peace officer can give satls factory oi:d efficient nervioB to the public wbeb his authority nnd responsibility are shared by another. Tlie present unsatisfactory Law en forcing conditions la largely attributable to divided authority between antagonistic peace officers, elements that are certain to produce conflict, inefficiency- and useless expense. . If elected I shall insist upon and expect to maintain the right to perform ail the duties of Sheriff In this County, and it follows that I will be uncuttiproTniHltigly opposed to special officers except Federal AgenU, with whom I pledge full and complete cooperation. I aia to thorough accord with both the letter and splxH of the prohibition laws, and pledge my active and untiring efforts in their enforcement. Adv. tf. J. J. M, MA HON. Boinjr a candfdute for the Demofra; tic nomination for SHoriff; I promise If nominated and elected to-enforee nil laws and conduct the other buai nesw to the best of my ability, with efficiency and economy-always con sidered f ii'Rt. k Will refer anyone to my record as sheriff (lurinR19i;-18. Adv. RALPH G. JENNINGS... J CORONER " ' I hereby announce myself aa a candidate aa the republican ticket, for nomination at the con mg primary for the office of coroner of JackaoS county. A PWiueAf mi;WnfM,iieJiHdertake, T feelTBrnV-l lwt'Ti$imfWili and tbe necessary equipment to properly handle any du ties which may arise. Adv. tf. ( H. W. CONG KB. I am republican candidate- for reelection for Coroner of Jackson county, subject -to prt maries May 10. , . I'latform: Kinerteiice, personal attention, economic ttminigetnent. Being a subetantlai taxpayer I am interested ,n the economical management of all county offiuea. - t Adv. tf. . jflHN A. PEEL COUNTY CLERK I announce myself as a candidate far the re publican- nomination 'for County Clerk, subject to tlie primary in May. If elected I promise Co perform the duties of my office In an ecoaoBs icnl and business-like manner. - ; Adv. tf. W. H. CR AN DA Lb, Eagle PptaLV, I hereby announce 'myself aa a randiest. - ta the republican ticket for nomination 4or the "of fice of County Clark tt the Uhj ptrmariee. I have for the past five years been a Ideputi county clerk and am familiar with every 'brandi of the office, and if elected. I will give cloee, at tention to the duties of the office and feel poa fident that I will prove worthy of your .bob port. DELI LI A STEVENS, Adv. ..., fc . , Medford B. F..D. J-'.: I am a candidate for the office' ot bounty Clerk, on tin republican ticket, subject to the primary on May 16. , i ' If elected Coonty Clerk I will give U tbe office that high degree- of efficiency which tbe people aie Justified In demanding of a pubUo official. ; ... Adv.tf CARL Y. TKNUWALD, Medford. TREASURER ( f am a candidate for the republican nomine tlon for a second term us Treasurer of Jackson county, subject to the May primary. II' nom inated and elected I will conduct the office as to the past. In accordance with, the laws of the state, .-. A. O- WALKBB. 'Adv.' tt JUDGE COUNTY COURT : - : Believing that I may be of serrfee' to the people of Jackson county I hereby submit nry caiMitdacy for the republican nomination for Judge- o! the County Court at the kfay pri maries. W. J. HARTZELL. Adv. tf I hereby announce wy.. candidacy for County Judge, subject to the d clalon of the Democratic primary on the following platform: ... ,...y Reduce taxes through an econom ical and business-like administration of county affairs. Stop needless ex penditures and waste and give proper support and attention to good roads, public schools and other' vital and public necessities. Enforce the pro hibition law efficiently and properly through proper agencies and eliminate special law enforcing organisations which are now causing divided authority and needless expense. Give to all a fair, square deal and not be responsible to any political fActloq4 clique or organization. , . Adv.tf WILLIAM; ULRICBUtj:- - ) COUNTY SUPERINTENDENT . I am a candidate at the May primaries the Republican nomination aa County Behoof Superintendent of Jackon County. I have served the county for three and a half years as county superintendent, and will. If again elected, work earnestly for tbe cause, of educa tion as heretofore. ' - ( ' -t Adv.tf s . . SLSANN'B HOMES CARTER. , COUNTY ASSESSOR ; I am a candidate for re no ml nation on the Republican ticket for the office of County Assessor, subject to the May primary. If nominated -and elected I promise to give the same efficient service In the conduct ot the office that X have In the past, and will continue to work for a better equalization of property values. ? - r av.u -. h. COLKMAN : : ' . . . V COrXTY COMMISSIONER - ' . I am a candidate for renominAtloh . for the office of County Commissioner subject to the Republican primary of' May join. - ir nominated, and elected I will endeavor to keep Jackson coun ty on a cash basis, and continue -to give my best efforts to the business Interests pf the county. . , Vs., !.. ml" tU.-i'i. . j.;