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PAGE IDUR MEDFORD MAIL' TRIBUNE, MEDFORD, OREfiON." MONDAY, JANUARY it, 192-1 Wrdfgrd mail tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED KVKRY AFTEHNOON KXCEPT HUNDAY, BY TUB " JIEUtXHtD rfilNTINO CO. The Merfford Sunday Morning Sun furnished subscribers desiring; a eveu-dayi daily newspaper. Offfc Mail Tribune Bultdfog, 25-27-29 North Kir ct'mei. , l'tuiue 7fi. A consolidation of the Democratic Time, the Uedford Mail, the iledrorrt Tribune, tue Bouth rn Oregon iin, The Ashland' Tribune. ' ROBEUT W. nUlin. KUtor. S. SUUITER SMITH, Miinagor. BY MAlfc In Advance: Dnllv, wHb Simdiiy Sun. year. f 7.60 dully, with Sunday Sun, month.. " Daily, without Sunday Sun, year...... 0.60 Daily, without Sunday Sun, month 06 Weekly Mai I Tribune, oue year. . . . . . . . . j.00 Smidjiy Sun. one your -00 BY CAKKJEIl IrT Medford AHhlaiid, . Jackson ville, Contra! Taint Iltoculi, Talent wwf on Highways; ' Dally, with 8unday Sun, month 76 Daily, without Sunday Buy, month... .06 Daily, without Sunday Sun, year...'. .. . "-60 Dully, with Sunday fcun, ooe year 8.60 All terras by carrier, cash in advance. Entered an 'second rlass nutter at Medford, Oregon, under act of Marvb o, lo'V-. . IMI1VIUI (WJHf "I Hit UIJ u. www.. Official paper of' Jackson County. Sworn daljy nvern(to circulation for six months ending October 1, 10513, 11370, more than double the circulation of' any other paper published or circulated in Jackson County. ' The only paper between Eugene, Ore., and Sacramento, Qallf., a dtntunce of over 600 mlleii having leased wire Asociated 1'ress Service. MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED PllKSS The Associated 1'ress la excluulvcly entitled to the use for rcpuhlicuion of all news dis patches credited to it or Wt qtherwlM crediti-d in tltls paper, Md also to. UiO local news pub lished herein. All rights of republication of special dis patches hirein are also reHtrvvd. Ye Smudge Pot By Arthur Perry . Isn't it alarming, i How everybody ranching, '' I. forever being robbed; ' From the butcher and the bakor, Tp the gonial undortaltor, All lliHlst that he be jobbed. Yet the ppor, downtrodden rancher, Rrokenbackod and mitts bo Ijorny, Can akin out In foggy weather, ' For that sunny, wicked Cnllforny. A render of the Portland Tologram, wrttea the editor of that papor, pro posing that the Mayor of Portland, and. the pioneer Jacksonville first baseman, now running for the US. senate, tell the voters If they have had a drink since the Volstead Act became effoctlvo. Whllo about It, the Infor mation Bhould be gleaned, when both of them. were overcome with religious fervor, and . how,-' many times, they had' been to church beforo the pulpits of' the. state took on the characteris tics of a political stump. Both Inter rogations should be answered "Yes" or "No." Otherwise tho questioned ones will discuss every other subjoct under tho sun exhaustively. Komeo Roppes has tho cold that most, everybody oIbo has. had around hero. . i - . SAVE TIME: PLEAD OVJILTY (Oregon City Kiitorpriso) . HAVE LEASED Justin pro perty and am prepared to keep a few boarders, Gtvo me a trial. Phono 331-M,. , The' Russian, dancers have come and gone. If Russia looks like some of. the. men. members of the troupe, no' wonder the United States rofusos to rocognlzo Russia. Investigation shows that a countor juniper, Impersonating a, comot whllo going to work In a 4d, generally laoks the gumption to swoop off tho side walk when he gots thoro. 1101,344.84, it la announced,, was assossed In- flues in this stato, for violations of tho liquor laws. It Is a atftggerlng sum. No announcement, howovor Is made of tho amount of fines asspsscd, that wero collected. Nothing Is known thcroof, oxcopt that It won't knock anybody down. Dog ownors nro bolng hounded to buy dog licenses. YOU NUMIIHKUMi! (Kugono tinned) But how from April 1st to .May D could bo 46 days, 1 havo never, 1 .boon nblo to figure out. And how 45 days at- one dollar per day could bo $56.25 Is another mys ' ' tery that I have not boon able to " solve. t J , rs BIN DECREASING? (Hdllnc Lit; Dig.) Tho general opinion seems to ho that fewer are getting caught nt-H. , '. The next Joyful event will ho the glad forking up of enough spondulicks to pay income tax. , !'' r Walter linger Is getting to ho an accomplished trapper, hnvlng caught d coyote, a bobcat and two coons last week, and Frank CapleH.- (Canuis Hwttlo, Ore., News). How curelvBS of Frank. . It Is now the vogue for Gnlshcvtkls to wear the same number of bracelets, as thero aro candidates for shorlff, if the arm is long enough. . 'FOUND UNCONSCIOUS MY OASO I.INB TANK (Hdllno BF. Hullotln). He must have asked for credit, and got It.' , . ' , ' Frank Spurgoon. who was seriously Injiu-ed in a fight on Third street Hat ' urday night, Is improved so that he Is able to sit on his veranda. (Spur Boon, Nob.. ... Republican). Where wounded ? . . I . . J.et us Join In a mighty Hosanna, , m the praise Of Inventive young Hannah. With Infinite pains, . . , .,. Bhe grafted Weed Chnlna , ; On the peel of a nouiskld banana. (Cant-) i George Startup, of the Wallace lAwnher A Manufacturing Co.. Sultan, Washington, has purchased a "" ' black Ford touring car. (West Coast Lumberman). Living up to his name. AN AMERICAN SPEAKS., ENERAL DAWES ' opening npocch in Paris, is like a gale) of fresh vJ air in a suffocating room. ' ' WitluOne phrase "We shall know!" he brnsflics aside tho militar ists, politicians and theorists, and for the first time since the Armis tice, puts the reparation tanglo upon a lion-cohitrovorsial, .common sense, business basis. "Let's talk sense!" That is the that is what Europe needs. True, disease may have spread so far, the np cure can be effected, but if this result, the world can at least rest something to say about tho nation What Jha world noods are tho land savs another and of course, mean running between these three truth. And it. is this truth General As a great friend of France, a General-Dawes can be dopended country, 'as a clear-headed business member of tho Allied Liquidation upon to dihrgard sentiment when it oonfliets with facts; and as a fearless two-fisted fighter, with a passiipn for speaking his mind, and for smashing tho simpering face of Sham wherever confronted, he oan bo depended upon to be bluffed by no one. , It's a tremendous job. J'erhaps it cttn't be done. But the open ing gun from Hell Maria,, strengthens tflie conviction on this side of the water that if it can be done, QUILL The "bright minds" you hear about are seldom the kind that reflect. Evolution: Dross, $3.75; frook, ' , Of course Americans trust in drive-. ; Every preacher's wife longs ardently to express her honest Opinion of 'the flock; ' . .As a rule the citizens who. "try ones willing to do the work. Writing romantic poetry is more difficult now. So few things rhyme-with henna. No more vnmp can wean, a husband away .from a wife who knows the art of flattery. You oan sny ono thing for u hard4oilod egg. It doesn't run when something happens. ," You can save money by repainting your own car if your time and olothes are worth nothing. In tliis : sophisticated ago, few children reaoh fourteen with their illusions and tonsils intact. ' Note to KuropcJ Consider the bee; it always dies when it quits work and tries to damuge somebody. Yon can win the heart of any man by letting him talk about tho time when ho worked for a dollar a day. Sovero storms havo their uses. get acquainted witli one another. Not every follow who is praised: by tho filling-station man could get n recommendation from his grocer. The disheartening thing about critics aro not good for anything Modern wrecks prove that steel cara can crush nearly all the passengers in the wooden cars just ahead. "Can people get married on $;),000 a year?" Well, more easily, it seems, than they can stay married on $30,000 a year. Correct this sentence: "I do as I please," declared he, 'and I .Ion 't cure n whoop what pcoplo thlnk of inc." LOST AS I TOILED up tho villaga.hillj I found a seven-dollar. bill some delegate had lost; it seemed a boon, for I was broke, my cummerbund and shoes in soak, and life a bitter frost. "This find will shoo the wolf away," I said, my soul becoming gay, and shaking off its fear; "at last I am equipped to buy tho south east section of a pio and steins of Volstead beer. Tho angels surely guided me along this hill where I might seo this money on tho pave; they're smiling down on me tonight, they've rescued an un lucky wight from an untimely grove." Then I heard voices in tho air: "Perhaps the angels led you therp supposing you were white; they figured. you" would find tho roll and hand it to the luckless soul who dropped it there tonight. Tho ougels will be badly jarred, tho seraphim will take it hard, if you should cop that wad; they've always thought tho best of you, aud they'll be worried, through and through, if you turn out .a fraud." They seemed to beg, with auguished pants, those voices of my sainted aunts, that I would not do wrong; so to the Daily New I went nnd turned in every, Wooming cent, and-life became 8 song. And when I heard, tho morfw morn, how an old widow, tired, for lorn, hud lost that hard earned bill, I thanked the gods for what 1 did, and cheerily I waved my lid, os I came down the hill. I . , r general's plica in a nutshell. And as General Dawes intimates, the poison may be so deep-seated, that should prove to be the unfortunate assured, that the General will ha've or nations responsible for it. ? . facts. Truncc says one thing. ;' Eng Germany says something" efce; -A' extremes probably represents the Dawes is after. membor of the Legion off Honor, upon to insist upon justice) for that man, a capable' financtiori and a commission,, ho can bo depended General. Dawes will do it. POINTS $19.93; gown, iifi5; creation $225. God. You can tell by the way they . to run everything" are the only They keep tho family at home to the human race is that the ablest else. MONEY. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D., t Nold PhytMa and Author tre.tme? Jim h ' """!n'"0 . f cintb. ..w.J i"d w,l'," 'ln, lnk- AdotrSr wn !r "'i No r,p an naartu pr. William Brady, In oiro ol thii Clironlo Tho "winter, cough" of people along In years iausually chronlo LronchitU. : ; The victims are fairly " freo from cough in the sum mer time, but each fall it starts up aguln, In, spite of all kinds of highly commended cough medicines. Tho reason., it returns every winter is that our houses arc o v e r h e ated and hence too dry. Especially Is this the case in: homes where there are elderly folk with chronlo bronchitis, and for two reasons: First, the no tion that the bronchitis is due to cold weather encourages ovorhoating; and second. elderly people have a slow me tabolism and therefore, are inclined to feel cold so they insist upon cod dling, under the erratic belief that ex cessive warmth of the air will main tain a comfortable body temperature which is contrary to the actual fact. Tho body tomperaturo Is, if anything, lowered by tho continued breathing of overhoated air. Lot us try to explain how. - Overheated air is dry air . The highor you heat the air the more you dry It out. Take the air of an ordi nary winter day, which Is say, zero temperature, bring it In nnd heat it up to 70 degrees Fahrenheit nnd you mnke it drier than any air of the driest desert, so dry that It cracks and warps tho furniture. No matter how you heat It. It becomes a strain upon tho respiratory mucous mem brane of everyone In tho house and especially tho aged. Excessive evap oration is caused by tha dried out air from the respiratory membrane as well as from , the skin. This means Irritation, catarrh, cough, tendency to coins - oronchltls. It also moans a fooling chilliness, . which the older people fool particularly. They call "JUST TOWN TALK" Oepled Right B Hike MR. G. E. Hunt,, ;,. ItlALTO THEATRE MEDFORD, OREGON MY. DEAR George ' THE OTHER night I ATTENDED a show .. . , , . DOWN AT your theatre . AND SOMETHING occurrod '.. THAT GAVE me an Idea THAT I feel sure . ...-. WE COULD develop INTO QUITE a business ' I JUST got in ' AND NICELY seated WHEN A fat lady AMBLED D&WN tho aislo AND TOOK a scat JUST HACK of mo . AND SHE had on ' A NEW style lint' - 0 ." THAT SOMEWHAT resomblod A GOLDEN bnll AND SHE romoved It . AND SHUFFLt.? around ' - AND FINALLY sottldd AND TLACED tho hat ' o. IN HER shallow, lap . AND AT tho moment UPON THE screen ' ..... ., ,,--. WHEN THE husky villian t k ' WAS READY to foil Singers, SpeakersEverybody ! Doctors, Nurses, Dentists. Recommend CATARRHAL JELUT KONDON'S is antiseptic and healing. For over 30 years Kondon's has been helping millions of people for all kinds of Colds and Catarrhal affections. For Head, Nose, TiiroaI? Troubles . Kondon's makes life worth livings Write for 20-treat-ment tin.. It's free.. Or get a 30c. tube from your drug gist Guaranteed to please of money "back." ' " Kondon's Catarrhal Jelly, Minneapolis, Minn. htlth no hygl.n., not to dUuio dl.ono.Lt or ?ln0 to tho lar0, rombor ol l.lt.r. roo.lyl, only "! t "! not eonformlnj to Intttuotlow iwwipapor. . Bronchitis for more heat, which dries the air Btill more and aggravates the. bron chitis, the bronchial catarrh, the, dry catarrh. . ( ,'. The . remedy. Is obvious., Stop tryr ing to' keep good and warmi and try keeping cool and well. Let 64 to 0-7 degrees Fuhrenholt bo the household temperature, and lot the thermome ter rule, not any Individual's momen tary vacile feelings. This seems, a trifle to read about, but If you put it Into, practice you will begin to think there is something in It. It is no Joke, but a sad reality,- that the old folks take their winter cold from the all too efficient heating planti f QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS. Watering tho Regular Baby. Plcaso Inform me what quantity of water a breast fed baby pf seven weeks should have dally, when it should bo given, how, whether warm or. cool, and how much at each time. Mrs. T. J. Answer-r-At that ago an Infant re quires daily, an amount of water equal to one-fifth of his own weight, most of it being In tho milk. . Nearly three fourts of the weight of a young infant Is water; over half tho weight of an adult is water, rionty of water Is necessary for an Infant to aid diges tion and tho absorpton of nutrients, to aid the function of the bowel and that of the kidneys, and in warm, weather to protect tho baby from the depressing and often fatal effects of excessive heat. Offer the nursing in fant some warm water (cool water to an infant over 3 months of age) three times a day regularly, after reg ular feeding; a. spoon preferably, then later from a. cup; and allow all the baby cares to drink. Sometimes when a baby cries without apparent cause he is thirsty; a drink of water will make a hit with him. - Thirst Is really what ails a lot of unfortunate infants on whom some folks wish "colic" and medicines . even worse than colic. - - THE HANDSOME hero . -' THE GOLDEN ball ROLLED FROM the lap OF THE fat patron ' . AT MY back AND IN her hasto TO RECOVER the bonnet ' HER HEAD hit mine ' AND SHE gave mo a look THAT BESPOKE volumes BUT THE! hat rolled on UNDER THE seats AND AMONG the foot AND THE plump patron !' MADE EVERY row AND FINALLY rocovored it 'WAY DOWN in front AND I'M almost positive SHE'D LOST 10 pounds" DURING THE oncountor '" ' - . , AND I'VE been thinking 'N THAT WE could get up A "REDUCING matineo' WITH A Bnappy nd . "TAKE OFF your flesh "AMONG OUR soats" AND HAVE the ladles BRING THEIR own hats AND WE'D start thorn In AT THE very back row AND GUARANTEE results AFTER ,COMPLETING the course I THANK you. , , . , mm 1 Wo often wonder If th' fiddler don't havo a tlmo collectln' what's coniln' t' hliu? One good thine about prohibition, wo hain't alliiH gcttlu' fooled on a Uick for a clovo. ' . COMMUNICATIONS A Visit to a I.ocul Author. To tho Editor: Not long afyo I spent a very plens nnt time at tho home of Mr. Edison Marshal, No. 109 Oakdale ave. Mr. Marshal- IS' a big game hunter and has some fine specimens he has killed in tho United States. Ho has two grizzly bear - skins taken in Alaska, one a very large ono, ten feet across, with a head as big as a bushel basket. Ho has also a caribou head. The neck Is almost whllo tho head and throat is dark brown, the queer branching antlers make it a curiosity.' The mooso head is fine with bread pans and bell. The oik and other heads aro fine. Tho neck is smaller and the horns are more symmetrical 'than our western doer. I did not ask him whero he got it. . Ho also showed mo his. latest workr Would not sav it was exclusively lite rary though. Hp seemed to think 'a good deal of it. It was a nice baby. Mr. Marshal 1b a fine writer. - He takes you right- along with him thru the beautiful forest and shows you all thewild things. - Ho gave me one of his-books to read. I had to stick to lt untll l finished it. did not find a dull pager m the -book-. ' 'i , .. ;:b. f. reid, ' No. 137; Tripp. Street. " Say "Bayer"-Genuine! Gonuine "Bayer Tablets of- Aspirin" have been proved safo by millions and proscribed by physicians over twenty-tlircQ-years for Colds and prippe misery. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost only few cents at any drugstore. Each pack ago contains proven directions for Golds and tells how to prepare art' Aspirin garglo .for sore throat and tonsilitis. Kodak Finishing for those who demand the best Swem's Studio 217, E. Main Medford WATCH YOUR f BATTERY t i ....... .- PRE3T-OLITE BATTERY 8TATION "Friendly Service' , -; r Phona 903 Mt. Pitt $1.75 Marvel Loaf $1.60 MORTON MILLS Wong Pon Medicine ; For Treatment of Acute and Chronlo Dis eases of Men and Women. Cancer and tumor treated, in Aucnsn, kidney, bladder and stom ach troubles, fits, hernia, rupture, colds, female troubles, paralysis, (ever, pneumonia, asthma and throat troubles, rheumatism, amenorrhoea, - ' - 1 Offtce Hours: 8 a. m. to S p. m. Consultation Free tAi BoiiTh TTcnT St ."Med ford. Ore. 4obh) m THE GREATEST THING Iff TRE WORLD by Laurel Gra Thanks to you nil for the kind let ter!) and tclQphqno calls and holiday greetings and everything. You're Ml too good, to me..,: oi. -- ' ' Wlth tho hand some gold-phited c h a u f feur, nor did doc-lilo that, thero has been enough said about love and lovers. 1 was ill. Not . evon with anything roman tic llko Kilos eyes or murmur ing heart or any thing. Just plain quinsy, s o r o throat and a iiign temperature. All right now. Thanks. My doctor is awfully funny. Imagine, that love is a germ disease. Fancy.", that, my children. He calls it u di sease. What a funny fellow he is, I thought, when he got to talking nbout It. He said thero was a cure for love, too; as If anybody "afflicted" wanted to be cured. After he'd gone for good, I asked somebody who knew him well what his wife and family wero llko. And then I lcnow.My doctor is a bachelor. No wonder ho calls lovo a disease. Well, he seems to be Immuno or something, because he's at least fifty, and he's bald and noar-slghted, nnd I'll hot anything ho likes to go fishing in the fall. Cu ts It in tho spring tho men go off on fishing trips? Anyway, that explains that. . Seo you tomorrow sui-o us Bhootin'; ?HlLlSt4d:s ax once Stops Colds in 24 Houra Hill's Cascara Bromide Quinine givcx quicker relief than any other cold or In grippe remedy. Tablets disintegrate in 10 seconds. Effectiveness proved in millions of cases. Demand red box bear ing Mr. Hill's portrait. All druggists 30 cent, CASCARA W.H.HIUCO. Aj DSTnOIT.MICi:. ANNOUNCEMENTS ' STATE REPRESENTATIVES I have represented the people of Jackson County one term In the State Legislature, and feel that the legisla tive experience gained has fitted mo for a larger and more practical ser vice in the future. I therefore announce myself ns a candidate for the State Reproscntn- tivo, subject' to 'the' Republican prl-:-"-:A mary. . -v RALPH COWC.ILL. Adv. tf. I hereby announce my candidacy for re-election as on of the two rep resentatives from Jackson County-to the State Legislature, subject to tho May primary. I feel that my previous servico in tho legislature enables mo to better serve the people. JOHN H. CARKIN'. , Adv. tf. SHERIFF I hereby announce myself a candi date for the nomination of Sheriff of Jackson County - on- the Republican ticket subject to the voters of said county at tile primaries in May. If nominated and elected I pledge my self and tho deputies whom 1 shall appoint to enforce all laws Including the 18th Amendment win, ot'flclcniy and economy. If you do not want the laws enforced do not voto for me. D. A. LYONS, Central I'olnt. tf CORONER I hereby announce myself as a canrlidfltn nn th .nKii - for nomination nt the coming prluiury u, i uiuto ui coroner ot Jackson county. By virtue of my profession ns an undertaker. I feci that I have every qualification and tho necossury equip ment to properly handle nny duties which may arise. II. W. COiVQER. ' tf COUNTY t'ljKHK I nnnounpn n,vuplr nu .. for the republican nomination for county Clerk, subject to the primary in May. If elected I promiso to per form IhA Hotlna ,-. . 1 economical and business-like manner! , . u. CKA.NDAI.L, 11 ISaglo I'oint. " I herobv nnnntmr.n tv,,,c.nli ' ,tJ . - ...j..-., ,;, ii can didate on the republican ticket for ...,.., mnuii iuv me ornro of County Clerk at the May Primaries. I have fnr tho t,Qo, . - --- .iiu jnuH oeen a poputy.. County Clerk nnd am fa miliar with every branch ot the office and if elected, I will givo close atten tion to the duties of tho otfir-o nnd feel confident that I avlll.. -. of your support. ' , UELTLIA STEVENS, Medford It. F. D. 2. TREASURER I nm A PJinrlMutn fnr. V, , ., nomination for a second term a" Treasurer of Jackson county, subject and elected ! will oonduct the office - i i.J r ,u . accoruanco with tho Adv.tf A . a v.Ti.-TT, ' - .Tl-DGE 1 COUNTY COURT Bpllevino- that t - to the people of. j'aekson i Z7l Rehnhlin 'La' mcy 'V 'ho the County Court at the May ',? " Adv.' if For Wet Wash Dry Wash Rough Dry Phone 873 Wet Wash, pound. Dry Wh, pound Rough Dry, pound -.5o -7o -So American Laundry '1
