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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE rEDFORD, OREGON. 7 THURSDAY, JANTTAHY 10. 1924
HffnFORD MAIL TRIBUNK
THE BOK PEACE FIGHT.
A iSVlt't-SUUST NEW PAPER
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Official paper of Ut city of Mwiford.
flffctid paper of Jatfcaon Coanly.
' 8wora dally timgi drrnlatlon for'
month eodinc October 1. Ia. J376. u
tfcan-gouble the circulation of any other paper
pttb)tabaf or cireolateti In Jcoo County.
.. Tbt oalr paper between '. Ore., and
0rrxMtto, Ciit- a distant- of over 500
mi(ea, Itarinf leaaed wire Aaaociau4 Fr
BEMfiERB OF THE AHHOCIATKD CHKn.S
7ta Aaaodattd fttm la eictoaoely euikied
10 Iho aae tor rrputilKtaioo of all new n
Mtxfcea rredited to It or not otherwiae crediu-d
in Uu paP' aid also to the ki oewa put-
llaried Mr-io.
4U rfhU of republication of special dia-
ptjet hertin are auo reaerveo.
Ye Smudge Pot
;' - Br Arthur Herry
Nobody Is tearing up the Saturday
Evening Pout, bccaiuw Nina Putnam
fr'llcox Handerson. a WTlter of charm
tfuf tales for Its column, ui allexed to
)iav attempted to hornawogKle an
olhr lady out of her huaband. Vet It
! jupt aa bad as to have one'a chauf
feur fthoot the itweetle of a dear girl
friend. .
' The Governor auKKeita that "the
Sheriffs co-operate with the dry offt
or". Why not have the dry officers
cooperate with the sheriffs. It It won't
hal( work on political machines.
TOking advantage of the fog, a
reaklesa phone pole sneaked out into
the" road Wed. night and inflicted
serious Injury on a slow moving
Vehicle. When, if ever, will, phope
ph learn to keep their place?
. Iflf lltMITIFX OP MATItlMOXy
w M.'i- ' (Albany Herald)
,i.fn circuit court Judge O. a.
.pfpgham granted a divorce to
! plaintiff In the caae uf Katie
, tUifonlc vs. K. M. Chronic of Lei
kn'on. ' ;.
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We' desire to inform our readers,
th A the. use of the word "ablative" In
thh column on the 9th Inst, was with
out knowledge or consent, that we do
not know what It means, and do nut
TO JUDGE by the news dispatches there is nothing very peaceful
about the Bk Peace Plan..
Not only are the irreeoneilible senators heafled by Hiram John
son and Senator MeC'urmiek, belaboring the proposal tooth and nail,
but some Democrats seem to detect in the plan a mysterious Coolidge
conspiracy, and are opposing the measure on party grounds. I a boy reader writes:
. ...I ,.,.,: ,.,..,, t... K ,....i .i;. 4t,;.l While talking with a very good
...... .... ... a"-.-. uj ....... friend a good many year older than
Tailnre to capture the prize, are threatening court action to compel the 1 am th subject of change of blood
... . . . . . . , i t tw. i,i i came up. In the last year or so my
U'stinguished judges to read every word of the 22,000 odd plans sub- blood has taken a sudden change and
the result la that my
face haa become
full of pimples and
blotches. Within .the
last few weeks cer
tain people ljave
advised . . - .
Personal Health Service
By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D.
NoUd Phytldam mJ Aathor
The Price of Innocence
It Is distressing to strugglo along,
battling all the minor evils, while the
drug evil , flourishes, and pioneer in
placing religious faith In the hands of
the legislature, to learn that this mute
has no "accredited standard for pro
fessors of vocal Instruction." ,
' ; '
the distribution of relief to hungry
German children, may bo placed In
the .hands of the Y MCA. This will be
hard ' luck for the hungry German
children ( the organization's distribu
tion' of cigarettes to soldiers. Is any
Criterion.
it fcOLUMBIA Phonograph for sale or
exchange for used Kord. Phone 14'J-M
tOorvallls Uaiotte-Times). The
Ford must be In sound condition.
Milking contests are all the rage
among politicians after the farmer
vote and; the agricultural element
would likje to see them unhitch . a
necktie, la the barn, after plowing all
;.' A "Fable: Twice upon a time, a
double-chinned Gitlshevlkl eradicated
same by chewing gum with a rotary
rriovemen and not even her closest
associates hud the si Inn lent Idea she
was.chelng gum. It being vulgar
anil below! her station in life.
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' i( Ashland Tidings)
,i F10RhaI.K My pleusnnt cor
' nertiufie. 398 Uench Kt.; also pile
v,of fertilizer; an excellent heavy
buggy;! registered Jersey cow; .
lveghorh pullets. K. D. Snnford.
! 'The Bole 1
Pence Plan Is a dandy, and
considerably longer thun the Uuldun
Rule.- .
. 'f'PanetMarsh," Is a recent book too
high-powered for the ordinary news
tand,, with plenty of grounds for
blushing, 'and has been taken off the
market. Many who never heard of
the book.' will now read It If It takes a
lower-limb..
This belligerent furore, of course, lias its amusing aspeets, and yet
it really represents in a superficial way, those strange uncivilized
forces in our conglomerate human nature, which renders any' plan of
world peace in our present stage of human development, nothing more
than a futile gesture.
milted, a considerable punishment we should imagine..
fin we fear our prediction that the Bok Plan, announced on the
eve of a Presidential election, would not receive the serious conside
ration it deserves, will be realized even sooner than expected.
. What certain peo
ple advised this boy
Is too shameful to
print, tho It Is a
common enough
evil, which thrives
on the misinforma
tion that exists un-
dpl IhA nm Af InnnAnA T Kavo
Theoretically all nations in the world want peace and abhor war. had many letters from young persons
Put when this aspiration is brought down to cases,-applied practi- cuo" wch ThuT'boTTs6 geuing"
(ally to conditions as they are, no nation strong enough to fight, is thanks to the unconcern of parents
.... . . . ... . . . , , about the proper education of chil-
willing to make those sacrifices which peace demands. !dren upon thl8 most Bcred de of
So in our judgment there is only one practical way to end war, llte- i-can't print such letters because
. ... . ., they are confidential and because
that is for the nations of the world to organ lze an international po- they are not suitable for publication.
lice force strong enough to enforce peace. And of course such a plan b"t1 ' le" yu convey messages
. , . . . which would give any one with the
will not be possible until cither international fear and suspicion are faintest instinct of humanity in him a
replaced by trust and confidence, or untif another war so exhausts ,hA,erhave ou'oted here 0 a prevl.
the world, brings the lesson of war's folly so poignantly home, that ous occasion, the studies of the United
.. ... . , i . , States public health service officers,
the nations of the world will by common consent, unite to put down wnen a brave effort was made during
war, as they have united to put down pestilences and famine. jhe '"" to break- the conspiracy of
' ' (silence. Indicated that the average
age at which boys' receive their first
This does not mean the Rok Peace Plan should be disregarded. w'1 " Passions, too often thru vicious
sources. Is 9 H years, but alas, . the
Any plan for peace, not obviously foolish or dangerous, is worth the average age at which the boys receive
, t n.t.i u ii their first sex Instruction from whole-
trial. But it does mean that to hold out any hope for world peace Bome or proper gourcM .5,4 yearfJ.
'hrongh this plan or any other, is simply nonsense, as the present re- years too late. That is the par-
The plan deserves support, not as a cure' for Th.e wisdom
action demonstrates.
QUILL POINTS
It' tpok a hanging at iSalemi to re
veal the "Oregon - Chapter of the
World Disarmament Forum for the
Abolishment of Capital Punishment,
and League of Women Voters."
.The enraptured valley booster, who
"Ipves the fog; It does you good." has
escaped to wicked sunny and prosper
ous California.
.. . TROUSERS LOST. In restaurant
on Cicero and Chicago avenue. Finder
Toll Austin 7700. Itewnrd &. (Chi
cago News). Must have been dancing.
Horn, to Mr. and Mrs. F. J. Null a
edn, Sunday. (8. F. Bulletin). A
Js'iitt Sunday.
'.; MeVary. Holds on to Rent (lldlinc
8alem Statesman). What the mutter,
senator? , . , : .
, .Tablets ot sott paper tor schools at
this ottlctv u
of giving children
war, but as a medium for educationg world opinion to the realization proper instruction can scarcely be
1 niibfltlnnil hv thA IntelHf'pnt tuirent
of the high price that much be paid for world peace. ' , today. The only question is, how shall
such instruction be given? A teacher
must be especially - trained for this
field, just as for- mathematics or the
sciences. A few schools are making
a grave mistake in attempting to have
f sex instruction given ny tne regular
Man's emancipation alwavs goes to his hend; woman's settles in teachers as a sort of side line, just as
her trigger finger. ' a costiy farce of physical education.
t ParenUs had better beware.
I When a father does not feel com-
An old-timer is one who can remember when the height of luxury petent to enlighten his son he should
" n. naA n 1 ihqi anma ran ine-
W'as to take a hot iron to bed. ,,. nerson shall elve the necessary
" Instruction at least when the boy
enters his teeiuv.and the instructor
The old-fashioned woman who kept house, now has a daughter should be a person who can command
' . . 1 , ...... . ..1 n ,1 .1 1 thA
who tloesn t keep anything but going. , ht t e particularly one who is
j athletically inclined. Is a good coun
selor to whom to refer a boy. A
The final "e" in blonde is silent. A man who married one says it physician who has. the advantage of
- personal acquaintance wun tne iwy
r " - ; r "
'' They say some bricks laid 200 years ago Took as good as new. You
can say that for a cold-storage egg.
is the only thing about her that is.
-makes an Ideal adviser. A physical
director In the T can fill the bill. It
Is better for such a teacher to talk to
the boy alone or with only a few boys
present, not in large groups, for there
Is something about group or crowd
physchology which Interferes.
The mother who finds herself at a
loss bow to instruct her daughter may
well refer the girl to a good woman
physician for a bit of friendly instruc
tion, one with modern education and
sound knowledge of the sex. There
should be nothing morbid in such In
struction. Pamphlets and books are all very
well, but can never take the place of
personal instruction by good teachers,
QUESTIONS AXD ANSWERS
Interpreting the Signs
I am an expectant mother and I
feel fit as a fiddle every minute. They
say that is a sure sign that my baby
will be a boy. Is there any truth In
that? ( Y. E. C.)
Answer. They have the data, con
fused, that's all. If It's a boy the
father will feel that way. On the
other hand. If he seems to sink into a
state of despondency and spend his
time poring over his bank book and
figuring up the terrible days of- ex
pense that have come upon him. it's a
girl.
Growth of Eyelashes
' Can you advise me it there is any
preparation that can be used to im
prove the growth of the eyelashes?
My little nephew has destroyed his
because his companions told him he
was girlish because: his eyelashes
curled. (M. B.)
Answers. Yes; there are numerous
preparations that can be used for the
purpose, but none which will appre
ciably improve the growth of the eye
lashes. No doubt the lashes will grow
to their original length In the course
of four or five months If let alone.
Glad to Help
Would like to know If yon can help
to remove bunions. What are bunions
and are they curable? Let me know
by the paper. F. H.)
Answer. I should be glad to help
to the extent of administering the
ether or consorting with the surgeon
on the job. Bunions are curable but
not removable. A bunion ordinarily
consists of a thickening of the head of
the metatarsal bone ot the great toe.
nartial dislocation of the joint and a
thickened, inflamed or Infected bursa
tnadl covering the Joint. The cure
consUts in the excision of some of the
head of the bone, removal or drain
age of the Infected bursa, and dress
ing of the toe In -a straigntenea posi
tion. The patient must remain on
the feet for two weeks. Tne gall 101
lowing this - operation is always an
improvement upon the painful loco
motion of a bunion victim, ana usual
ly leaves nothing to be desired
THE GREATEST TIIXVG EX THE
. ' . WORLD
by Laurel Orax
Proud Girls
Men marry Proud girls." Not stuck
ttn virl. mind vou Droud fflrls. Men
j respect a girl too proud for easy klss-
ing.-'Men admire
girls' , too proud
to .trade a caress
for. a box of cho
. folates. Men find
lofty Inspiration
in a girl who is
too proud to be
silly. Silly court
ships, the cuddle
kind, with kisses
as free as the air,
never lead to the
altar. A proud
girl has nothing
- to regret ever!
The proud girl needn't be a prig; She
needn't. Jbe offensively above the
crowd.' 'There's a -certain quiet pride
that. is. more effective in attracting
the right kind of men. that has every
other natural or cultivated device in
the broad curriculum, of - courtship
beaten a mile. An Intelligent girl
realizes the sterling value of pride.
In some girls it is natural; In others
It Is a quality easily developed.
You can't always tell. In the case of every henpecked husband
we know, the bride's mother Wept at the wedding.
I
Years devoted to ediicaion arc not wasted. The car develops more
power if you let it warm up in the garage.
Every town has a celebrity who could write better things than
the magazines print if he eared for such cheap triumphs.
Correct this sentence: "Ami then, mamma," confessed the flap
per, "he offered me a cigarette and I knew he was a wicked and
.liingerous num."
"JUST TOWN TALK"
Opted Right By Mike
Rippling Rhumos
7 m ft
THE H00SEG0W.
THE CITY'S JAITj an evil place, all full of deadly smells, and
sad-eyed mortals in disgrace look out from musty cells;
young men and old, in dismal ease, who might be wearing bells.
And more are coming every day to swell the frowsy throng, the
glowing youth, the dotard gray, who chose the path of wrong;
ami they might all be blithe and gay, their lives a grand sweet
song. "This jail was built to hold ten score," observes the war
den blue; "it holds five hundred now, or more, there's not a va
cant pew; and still we're swinging wide the door to take in con
victs new." Oh, dice, it is a fearful sight, this dran imprisoned
inoh! It fills my bosom with affright, I heave an anguished 'sob;
I why did these men forsake the right, to slay or cheat or rob! I
1 ilo not see how any jay can visit in a jail, and not be then im-
pellet! to say, "Crime's useless, beastly, stale; henceforth I'll tread :
j the righteous way, and languish in a cell and not resolve to
bravely to' to quit the path to hell, when he may breathe free air
ami cry to prison doors, "Farewell."
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HARD1XG MKMORlAIi WK.KK r
Jnnunry 6 to 1ft. 1 A' ' . - . (
To build a suitable resting place for President Harding's re
mains In Marlon.
To perpetunto his home as a Shrine for tho mementos of his lifo.
To establish a means of educating men and women for govern
ment service, as he desired. . ;
To make of these a Memorlnl In affectionate remembrance of a
mnn who gave his life In friendly, helpful, constructive service as
citizen and President.
You can mnke your contribution during this Harding Week thru
the loral representative of the Memorial Association, the religious,
educational, civic, or fraternal organization to which you belong,
or send It direct to C. P. Oarlock. Chamber of Commerce, Mcdford,
or to " ''-
. ' .' TUB HARDING MEMORIAL ASSOCIATION
C. P. Talent. County, Chairman. Phone (68.
Room 215 Liberty Building, Mcdford. ' '
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I'M AT a loss
TO KNOW just" who ' ' '
i
I SHOULD address ' '
, '. m
TODAY'S MESSAGE to
HUT I'M bubbling over
WITH A great desire
...
1
TO BRING about
CERTAIN REFORMS
ALONG THE line
.. .
THAT JUST at present
'-
POSSESS A tendency
.
TO CORRUPT the morals
OF OUR generation
AND IT has to do
WITH BEAUTY preparations
'
AND I'M In lavof
OF APPOINTING censors '
TO PASS on names
THAT ARE being given
THE SUNDRY articles
THAT COMBINE to make
MILADY'S COMPLEXION
.
AND ELIMINATE therefrom
CERTAIN TRADE names
THAT MANY times .
lEAVE THE wrong Impressions
'
JUST BEFORE noon.
. !
I STOPPED In .! '
"-
AT THE West Side Pharmacy
AND THEY were busy
AND RALPH Woodford
WAS DIRECTING activities
AMONG TOILET , preparations
AND THERE :was a line up .
AND HE'D give uot .
A PACKAGE of "Kiss Mo"
And a box
OF "HONEY Bunch" '
AND "THREE Roses"
AND I stood there
WITH ENVIOUS eyes
AND THE next in line
WAS SOME real "Folks"
'
AND I could Bee
THAT RALPH was preparing
FOR A withering attack
.
AND HE put on .
-
HIS VERY best manners
AND FINALLY said:
"WHAT IS It, Please?"
AND THE lady replied
. .
" 'LOVE ME' in the Flesh"'
AND SOMEBODY giggled
AND I laughed
AND RALPH turned red
AND THE lady went out
WITHOUT the powder
AND I'M willing to bet
HER NOSE will be shiny
...
FOR DAYS to come
I THANK you.
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recommend it. The kind yon have
always bought bears signature of
STARTJANUARY21ST
PENDLETON, Ore.. Jan. 10. Miss
Nora Ellis, indicted' by the county
grand, jury on a count "of first degree
murder in connection with the death
ot Gordon Mettle. Uklah stage driver
at Albee. October 27, pleaded not
guilty to that charge yesterday after
noon. Her trial has been set for
January 21. . ... j
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Hard lock often comes dis
guised, sometimes painted up. "
Tiler's lots o' good, fax offices
within th' gift o' th' people. If
we've got money .an' time enough
to go after th' nominations. .
"Cascarets" 10 c
if Sick, Bilious,
Constipated
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out the remains of . Portland's -snow
blanket, which had been reduced to
slush -by the rains of the past:fev
days. . 1 - 1 ' '
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lovely
women . YJw
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ANNOUNCEMENTS
SHERIFF
I hereby announce mself a candi
date for the nomination of Shwlff of
Jackson County on the Republican
ticket subject o the voters of said
county at. the primaries In May. . If
nominated-and elected I pledge my
self and the deputies whom I shaft
appoint to enforce all laws including,
the ISth. Amendment with efficiency
and economy. If you do not want ths
laws enforced do not vote for mev
D. A. LYONS, -Central- Point,' v '
' - -v. . - tf
I
CORONKR -
I-hereby announce myself: as ft
candidate on the republican ticket,
for nomination at the coming primary
f of .'the office' of coroner of Jackson n
county. - --..
Tty virtue of my profession as ah
undertaker, I feel that I have every
qualification and the necessary equip
ment to properly handle any duties
which may arise. H. W CONOER.
COlNTY CLKRK :
I announce myself as a candidate
for the republican nomination for
County Clerk, subject to the primary
in May.' If elected I promise to per
form the duties of my office In an
economical and business-like manner.
W. H. CKANBALL.
tf , . Eagle .Point. '
. .. . r !.
T hereby announce myself as a can-
dldate on the republican ticket . for
nomination for the office of .County
Clt-rk at the May Primaries.
I have for the past five years. been ,
a Deputy County Clerk and am fa
miliar with every branch of the. off ice
and if elected, I will give close atten
tion to the duties of the office -.and
feel confident that 1 ,w ill prove worthy
of your support. . : .
DELILIA STEVENS. :
. Medford R. F. P. 2.
TREASURER - , :
I am a candidate for the republican
: nomination for a second . term as "
. Treasurer of Jackson county, subject
jto the May primary. If nominated 4,
land elected I will conduct the office
'as in the past, in accordantrevlth, the
I laws of the state. - i . ': i S,r
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