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! -PAGE FOUR ' MEPFORT) MAn; TRTBTTy.ror)FOnD;?OnEnO?7J'rrtTr:ST)AY? i iTAXUAftY fl,i"lDg4 u Mrdford mail Tribune AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER - PtlflLtSHKD EVKKY AFTERNOON EXCEPT 8UNDAY. B V THIS , . MEDFOHO PRINTING CO. Tli Muflord guiitliy Morning Hiin i fur'.Uhed ubwrltKri UeiUrmg a wven-O-y dally nwiiper. Or(lr Mail Tribune Building, North Fir trert. Phone 75. A consolidation of the Democratic Times, the Med ford Mail, the Medford 'in Dune, we aouui em Orefoolan, The Ashland Tribune, ROBERT W. RUHI,, Editor, B. SUallTEK 8MIT1I, Manager. RV MAIL In Advance: . Dili, with Sunday Hun, year 17.60 . Dtllr. with Hunday bun, month 75 tally, without Sunday Nun, year 0. ttailv. without Kundav Huu. month Wevhly Wall Tribune, one year 2 00 Sunday Hun. one year .00 AY CURH1EH In Med ford, Ashland, Jackaon- title. Central Point, PboenU, Talent aiitf on " Hlghwaya: . l)ailT. with -Sunday Sun, month 75 ptfil, without Sunday Hun, month... .05 . Dally, without Sunday Sun, year 7.50 ' Dally, with Hunday Hun, one year 8.60 All term by carrier, cash in advance. Entered n second claaa matter at Meatford, Oreffun, under set of March 8, 1870. " . ... u-n- Official paper of Jackaon County. ' fiwora dally average circulation for six moftthr ending October 1, IVZ&, 3370. more tfiafa double tlie circulation of any other paper published or circulated in Jackitoii uoumy. 'The only paper between Eugene, Ore., and SacflfDento, Calif., s diiUnce of over 600 miles, having leased wire Associated Tress Berries, MEMBERS OF THE ASSOCIATED 1'HKHS The Associated I'retw is eirluslvcly euli'.led to ihs lute for repulilicUton of all news din pttchet) credited to It or not otherwise credited tn this) paper, sud alao to the local news pub lished bt rein. . . , . All rlgbts of republication of special dla-plb-hea' herein are lio reserved. s Ye Smudge Pot j t O By Arthur Purry A ; trorS "to the ladles, with votes, and ft. keen desire to use them in the betterment, of mankind: The Com-mandor-ln-Chlef of the Military Forces of Oregon, none other than our trim appearing Adjutant-General, has launched a valiant crusado naiiiHt clgarettea. In telling of the hell and havoc in the wako of them, he suppressed a sob, as neatly as the Governor could have done it, yet the last trnto your corr. gazed upon the superior officer, he was sprawled out on bur. business office bench, indulg ing calmly In what he now would tear limb from limb, and banish from the surface of the earth. It Is only since the glad New Year, that the cigarette became a frightful menace to his days,' and. the youth of the nation, A floblo resolution, but reformation only hit the high mogul of the militia, a glancing lick, for he opines: , ''Those who find comfort and solace -in tobacco can find It In. , pipe and cigars, . . ." ' Why the discrimination? Why no mention of the gurgling pipe, with its reCrvolr of stored-up nicotine, and the rivulets of amber fluid plunging down, a whiskered chin, to plunge precipitously and recklessly, onto a sliqw, white shirt bosom? Yet the heavy guns of righteousness are hauled up, to batter down the nolne IcW .otid fairly tidy clgarotte. Hut whydilate, as the lawyers remark, when their air pressure gets low. Ho, the ladles, with votes, and a keen do sire jto use them In the bettormcnt of mankind, are requested to keep their star-like eyes open, and their shell like ears cocked, and see If the Colonel Is not running for some high office, In the gentle springtime , THICK R OP THE TIIAIU'j ., (Albany Herald) A Herald subscriber told us to day that a Democrat subscription , solicitor called and made the ns ; Bert Ion that the Democrat was a much larger paper than tho Her ald indicating the thickness of a . paper held In IiIh hand. The ( Herald subscriber asked to see ' .the paper and found that the , Democrat solicitor had threo Democrats folded together. " The gent who was shot .In tho left lung, by Miss Mabel Normaml's chauffeur, flaunts a mean C. Chaplin mustache, and maybe the defondanl was just trying to shoot It off. . At a recent Whito House affair the absence of. facial decoration by the women In attendance was noticeable. (Chico, Cal., Knterprlso), You bet It was. .. . . I', allA monflxaed thhiris mychcene oaterdy t . .' ' i. T. Will Isaacs hit a bum note Mnn. and spelled pants THOW8I0UH. (William!) : . COMPOFNW WHACKVK OPKNl'H -V k (Kurpiic Itrglster) ! "$ Wuch a dump ground accounts J far the city supporting a, half J hundred doctors already, with ,! nioVo on tho way. f Tho Mayor of Portland klnsed a grand opera sing last year, (probably when, she wasn't looking), and the Maor of Modford has a chance to tie his nbcurd, when a classical dancer steps off Dawn In tho Corral, and gooq other fancy footwork at the military baso Hat. : An upstate maid tried suicide when lier father sasscd her for "staying out nights,, swearing, drinking, Joyriding, irmoklng, and associating with strange men.' Otherwise she hud no bad habits. 4-V-.' : : ; The glorious news that , tho burg was never so free of liquor, and com blajntu anent the scarcity of bonded moonshine, convinces tho leading dumbbells that tho trip over tho His kiyous was made without untoward Incident. '-iSholby, Mont., Is so dead since the TJeuipsey-Gibbons fight. July 4th, that thoy can't even catch the D'Autro mpnt Hoys there. t .-" X ' husband beat ' pneumonia to a octal Hon Mon. conversing with it member of 'the fair sex. with his hat off,' on the leading business artery. . The social Hon felt like running up an alley,: or vein; , v A GREAT CHANCE FOR THE DEMAGOGUE. ' THE MELLON tax bill offers an opportunity for the ilemiifioiruc which will be taken advantage of to the utmost oratorical limit. Secretary Mellon wants to reduce sur-taxes on the very rich and while in the opinion of financial experts, this will result in greater revenues for Uncle Sam, and n material reduction in the tax bill of 1 lie average citizen, partisan politics indulges in no such diserimina tion. , " "S.PS The millionaire will have to pay a lower tax rate! That is enough for the campaign spell-binder. From now until next November the welkin will ring, with denunciation this nefarious scheme to favor the rich and rob the poor. , TT Oh Hum! It'6 going to be a very deprcssmg campaign. However the worm must turn some dav, and perhaps it will turn this year, ., ii ii i , ', .i . .... :4 . .i i. ....! ti,f WHO can ten J l ernajis wnen tlie the American people were not so easily humbugged after nil. Even P. T. Biiriium, they say, occasionally had an off season. The reason the Secretary of the Treasury wishes to reduce tho cur-tax is this: Experience has demonstrated that the present exces sive sur-taxes do not drive the rich man's excess cash into the federal treasury, but into tax exempt securities. In other words, statistics prove that to lower this stir-tax will. bring in more money to the gov ernment, than to keep it. More money to the government means, re ducing the tax burden for the country as a whole, which means bet ter business all around, which in turn, means for the average indi vidual more money coming in and less money going out. ' . ,,..! i . i . 4i i. ..i xi, This is all plain - enough to anyone who cares to think about tho matter a bit. Mr. Ford llflH demonstrated the manic principle in a dif- with hardened arteries may suffer come and go without rhyme or rea . . i i i -t it i i lPl'xy (cerebral hemorrhage, stroke son; a few paintings of the warts and IVreilt way. By reducing prices he has both increased hw output and Gf paralysis) from a fit of angor. 1 surrounding skin with one coat of increased his income. Kach car has brought in less, but tliC total John Hunter, the famous surgeon, tincture of lodtn at Intervals of four revenue has been greater. Hot (lie nrnfpvuiiin.il nnlitieimi lint the protcsMonal politician an unalterable conviction that the ., , ,, . . . the torn torn, yells about the dear of great wealth and hauls in his crop .of ballots on election day. Will he have the usual bumper crop this fall? For no reason in the world we are inclined to doubt it. We have a decided hunch that in 1924 there is to be a demaf?oKue crop failure. QUILL Our prayer for 1024 is that there will be no shortage to celebrate in song. If a man has sunshine in his his stomach. Modernists may take away part I ho (,'ood old collection plate. About the only thing that looks a ball park is a sleeping poreh. Turkey is trying to drive out is hard to get a drink down there. Undo Sam spends 78 cents of and future. Iilessed aro the meek. An educated man is one who knows whether Washington's kind ness to Magnus is hospitality or politics. It is all very well to trust to the right, but a left is much more l'fective when properly developed. . It is easier for children to honor their parents if they are not re quired to honor a new set every year or so. The Czarists are taking up a collection to win back the throne, it ml you can try that if you are tired of buying oil stock. . Correct this sentence: "I need I'd nuieh rather have a new rug lor 1 Who would have believed, five .years ago that guests ever would he entertained by a report of the lard and beef market? Woman may be emancipated, but the huts in the ring don't in terest her so much as those in the shop window. , V . One nice thing about lining a grouch is that' people Won't ask you to keep the baby while they attend the movies. - Correct this sentence : "I know the stockings look thin," she eon fessed, "but they keep my ankles nice and warm." .' RipplingRhumos ESTIMATED COST. I SAID "I'll buiM a little shiick, to cost a thousand hours, and there my lyre I hope to whack, producing dulcet tones." And to the builder I explained the limit of ,my kiiuIlv. lie summoned thru his merry men, his sturdy yeomen all, and clanging ham mers rung again, as they built roof and wall. And every day some wight would come, and say, "Do this or that; the donjon keep is out of plumb, the barbican, is flat." And to the builder I would cry, "We'll change the plans, think; this franklin hath an artist's eye, he says we Ye on the blink." And so we added ami we changed, as people would advise, and nothing as at first arranged seemed goodly in our eyes. And now the builder's task is done, the hammers all are still, and I am scratching round for inon to pay the ghastly bill. I view t he years of toil ahead, and, as I'm paying now, I'll still be paying for that shed, and mort gaging my cow. When wintry age has bent my back and strewn my hair with rime, I'll still be paying for that shack, nine dollars nt a time. An estimate is but a fib that's pleasing to the eye; we only need to build a erib to learn how figures lie." of the G. O. P. plunderbund, for storm is ovei, 11- wm ue iuuu doesn't want to think And lie has docsn t want 10 uiiiik. aiki ne mis people don't iwailt to. 80 he bangs . . ,, ' I.. ... t. common people and the maletactois POINTS soul, he doesn't need moonshine of the creed, but they will leave ' more forlorn at this season than all Christian influences, and now 1 v each dollar he gets fur wars past a new overcoat," said he, "but the living room." Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. NoUd Phytician and Author Signed Utter, psrtaining to prtonal hetlth and hyo'.n., not to diiaifl dlagnotil or treatment, wHI be an.wered by Dr. Brady If a stamped, self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Lettsra should be brief and written in ink. Owing to the large number of letters received, only a few can be answered fiere. No reply can be m.e to queries not conforming to Instructions Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper. Don't Get A maxim manufacturer by tho name of syrua, Pubiius syrus. who wa tno "enry Ford of hls y. as re- 'sards quantity production, said that, ..whom Fortune wBheg tQ deHlroy she first makes mad." a chap named Dryden took this B. C. model and . converted it into an Elizabethan model when it was 1700 years old. The madness: of those days was the thing we 'call insanity now but just the same it is i perfectly good pathology to say that the fellow who gets mad about any "thing is to ll In to n t s insane. . So after all the mean ing of madness has not changed a great deal. Anger is an emotion, which, like father's famous razor strop party, hurts tho subject more than it does the object. It handicaps; It Impedes ' ooin menial and physical error t; 8om0UlllctIi fndeed( ltlklIfc Tnc man who had angina nectoris. said that ! his life was in the hands of any rascal wllu t'no" to anny nim, ana suro.sucn applications or locun ran. inu cnuU(n tho fata, nttaolc occul.red remedy should be discontinued. Single during a fit of anger. I whrts may be painted dally for a week ' Anger Immediately stops secretion or two with the familiar corn remedy ln tno Btonmch an(1 del diB(,8llon ,a BOiution of 30 grains of salicylic I for a considerable period as Profes- sor Cannon tells so interestingly in his book, "Bodily Change in Pain, Hunger, Kenr and Hage" D. Apple- j ton & Co.); so when Pa gets mad be cause Ma hagn't made any pie for 'supper it Is lucky for Pa she didn't make any, for ho -couldn't digest it in such a state of fury anyway. On reading that over again and thinking hard about It I have a vague ( premonition that it isn't quite logical tho It Htruck me as a happy and "cure" as: is the poor chap who -in-pertinent illustration as I lay dream- dulged In some disguised booze label ing in my twilight sleep 'this morning, led "medicine." Warts on the face At that it is not sov foolish as getting should never be trifled with, but sub mail. I dare say.1': j milled tar the skill of the physicinn. Jtage or anger is akin to fear. It If I had a wart I'd pass up ail the Is an emotion for the. weak who. are "cures" and have it excised by a doc- imt finite weak enough to be' called tor. X-ray treatment seems effica- downrlght ctAvar'ds (perhaps, but still clous ln many cases of multiple warts aro not -HtronB lenoniRh to bo called bravo. Four Homotlmos changes sud denly to fury. Carnr nn animal In headlong flight and maybe you'll set a pood wimple of such a change. Tho Htronp man is alow to anger, tho weakling gem mail too easily. People of deficient mentality show anger from slight causes or from causes which would not arouse such emotion in more intelligent people. Children who artf' mollycoddled and pampered and huthorcd ami spoiled by parents of paie' character are qufuk. to anger;'-'U Is really tho efchl-'' hitinn of fear by ti-'Hchild cndawoU by training and environment, with tho Inferiority complex.! Darwin,- in his most interesting work, "Expressions "JUST TOWN TALK" Ospted Right By Hike IT IS o fact ; t .;' , . ; . THAT TIB troth.. ' ' MAKES MORE wars '.' ' m THAN FALSEHOODS ... BUT IT la my creed - TO 11KW to the line ' AND LET tho chips e FALL WHERE they may ' AND ITS my opinion THAT THERE'LL be chips " AND THEY'LL nil Tall ON HICr Chief Adams e WHO TOLD mo the story ANYWAY IT happened SEVERAL DAYS back WHEN SEVERAL boys e ' . IN FRONT of Meitford Pharmacy WERE TALKING over ' .. . - AND TALKING over ... THE CHRISTMAS spirit J AND THERE was one ... WHO APPEARED to bo older ... AND WENT on "DON'T You remcftibor "HOW OLD Saint Nick ... "CAME WITH his sleigh ... "AND HIS rolndeeor ... "AND HOW he stopped ... "UP ON the roof ... "AND THEN came In ... "DOWN THROUGH thei.chlinnoy ..." "AND FILLED our stockings ... "AND LIT the candle Mad About It of tho Emotions in Man and Animals" (D. Appleton & Co.) comments on the fact that the face often turns pale in anger as in fear. There are just and proper occasions for righteous anger say when friend wife rearranges the bedroom furni ture without warning a fellow before dark but In all cases ir is jtisV liko barking your shins. It only helps to shorten your life, but maybe that (is, Just as well, too, for if everything hero makes you mad may bo you'll find things more agreeable -to yom constitution In another climate. QUESTIONS AND', ANSWERS 1 S In a Hule-'M ? r On the advice of a friend I applli'd nitric acid to a wart until I had a hole an eighth of an inch deep where the wart was. Now this refuses to heal. Would it be all right to apply moro acid to burn out the hole? (C. H.) Answer. If any such caustic Ib ever advisable to use on a wart, It should be left to the skill of a compe- tent physician. Even at the solicita- tion of a friend it is unwise to try to ne your own surgeon. - ine crops of warta on the hands of youngsters or five days will often bring about their disappearance. If four or five ' acid in half an ounce of flexible collo- ten of success from the' daily applica tion to the wart of castor oil. But there are a thousand remedies which a thousand different individuals swear will "never 'fail." That iB to be expected when we remember that warts have a way of coming and going of their own sweet will. If you "hap pen to apply some romedy Just before a wart goes, why you'ro as sure of the over a considerable surface of skin, Another Friend or Two Upon the recommendation of a few of our friends he changed to a doctor j who relieved him immediately (of i valvular heart disease) by giving an injection in the arm, also . medicine, He was improving wonderfully, then t suddenly I heard from another friend that this doctor was a giver of dope, (L. B.) Answer. Your friends seem to keep you busy. How can I advise you whether, there ia any ground for the gossip? .; Usually..it.is merely malevo lent gossip. That a doctor adminis ters medicine, by hypodermic , Elec tions Is insignificant. There are' scores of remedies best given that way. "O.N THE Christmas treee . - "AND' LEFT our presents s ... "AND THEN Bklpped out "UP THROUGH the chimney?" ... "HE DIDN'T at our house" SAID ONE little fellow ' 'CAUSE I peeked m m "UK FILED our stockings - "AND LIT the candlea "AND LEFT the presents "JUST LIKE he did "OVER AT your house "BUT HE didn't skip out UP THE chimney "I WATCHED the old rascal "AND HE went right in "AND GOT in bed "WITH MOTHER 1 I THANK you. Cut Tlil.s Out It Is Worth Money Send this nd and ten cents to Foley Co., 2835 Sheffield Ave.. Chicago. 111., writing your name and address clearly. You will receive a' ten cent bottle of Foley's Honey and Tar Com pound for coughs, colds and ioarse ness, also froo sample, packages of Foley Pills, a diuretic stimulant for the kidneys, and Foley Cathartic Tab lets for Constipation and Biliousness. These wonderful remedies have helped millions of people.- Try theml; Sold everywhere. ' V ' Adv. For Wet Wash - ' Dry Wash Rough Dry Phone 873 Wat Wash, pound 5o Dry Wash, pound 7e Rough Dry, pound 0 American Laundry Wo'vo made n lirap o" proRrcs Hlnco iMlld ll' lllllldH.MUZ I-OfOU-dMi as about 111' lu Htop UiIh side o" tli' Hilar. Mother kin flare up, but lliauk Boodurm sbe cau't find another job iw quick as a hired Bin. COMMUNICATIONS For Patients of Dr. Price To the Edlto: Of late several arti cles have appeared in ; tho papers seeking to discredit the doctrine of healing by Divine power, thru the agency of prayer, as commanded in James, - 6th" chapter, 14th an 10th verses, to-wit; "Is any sick among you? Let him call for the elders of the church and let them pray over him, anointing with oil ln the name of the "Lord: and the prayer of faith shall save the sick. and the Lord" Shall Yalse him up; and If he have committed ;slps they Bhall be forgiven.: hint." .' ' . If we do not know God.'s" law con cerning healing, we should learn .wis dom as .written -in James, 1:5, 81 and comply with -God's word's . written in Mark. 11:34, B6. . - vJ i . The articles above referred to seek to discredit the work, of - Evangelist Charles S. Price with respect to divine healing.':' Thelp authors i answer. "It is not :the manner. f tho Ro mans to deliver any. man to die befora that ho which is accused have accus ers face to face, and have license to answer for himself concerning tho crime laid igainsf hiin Acts 25:16. Surely we, the American people, should be, as fahvmlndcd as the Ito mans. ; ; ;? It is of vital importance to know the truth. Is Jesus Christ Saviour, as stated in John 3:16, 17: Healer, as declared in Psalm 103:3; Buptizer with tho Holy Ghost, as written In John 14:26 and Aots 1 :4. 5: and- our Coming King, as held in Acts 1:11? Those were the teachings of Dr. Price Or on tho other hand, has God changed? Has He broken His cove nant, known as tho - "Covenant of Jehovah ltavl (Vixodua 1S:S6) We believe that Rev. Price on his own benarr would -say -witir onr t,oru Jesus in reply to his critics, "If I do not the works of my Father, believe me not." . .... .. To establish tho facts regarding the teachings and practices "of Dr. Price in this valley, we will strive to make a thoro and careful investigation, and crave the cooperation -, of everyone who is interested in bringing forth the truth. . To this end we requost every per son prayed for by Key.' Price, either in Medford or Ashland; to conimuni- cato with us.' Whethei healed or not. you are invited to comply with this request. Please stato what your con dition was at tho time you were prayed for; what the results were; and your present condition. Also give full name and address. In communi cating with us' address Kdgar Bing ham. Box 880, Medford, Ore. MOTHERS Don't yon know you can turn a distressed, feverish, conghing child into a comfortable and hap pily smiling one simply by giving' CHAMBERLAIN'S COUGH REMEDY No Narcotic Prosperous Times What will In'ing prosperity to our people? That is a graye question, about which states men and politicians disagree. ' But here is our answer. Prosperity will come through wise thinking, careful spend ing, hard work, right habits, methodical sav ing and safe investing. Think that over carefully and see if we are not right. .Along with ;thls,' Qur Bank stands ready to-help you.. , All its facilities are at your command. Zno FIrst National Bank Medford Oregon TIIE GItEATF.ST THING IX TIIE WORLD by Laurel Ora , Genuine Girls. Men marry genulno girls. The girl who Is forever protending, rarely at tracts the affection of the right kind their capitulation to the tender passion. 'Men are I m p u 1 sive and are barometrical. Men believe ln love at first sight and a lot of of a man. Ro mantic' adventure is invariably - a spiritual a f f a ir with the sterner sex,' and few men are cool, calm or calcul atlng In other rosy nonsense. A ' real ,glrl with real virtues and real faults In variably makes an Impression, upon the sensitive plate of a man's con sciousness. Men aro afraid of girls who yield to affectations either ln talk or behavior or appearance.. The genuine girl, unhampered by pretence and show, somehow finds a short cut to a mnn's heart. Genuine girls ore never spinsters. '':'-' Thousands Have "Tobacco Stomach" ' :. '. i ' Tho excessive use of tobacco Is one of tho most common causes of Indi gestion nnd stomach inflammation. Whether you smoke or rchew makes lliilo rilfforenco. The highly Irritat ing juice of tho weed is swallowed with the saliva, often setting up an acute inflammation of the stomach, which may end in gastritis or chronic stomach Inflammation. "Tobacco stomach" produces a number of distressing symptoms--first a loss of appetite, then an oc cnslnnal attack of Indigestions Pcr- h-.... fmij aniifc, fit MmM tttl Vdll IKW'B J" " " " notice a peculiar burning In the stom ach. These . attacks occur with greater frequency as time goes on. Finally, If neglected, the condition be comes chronic, resulting- in : loss, of flesh and general poor health.. ' Smith Bros.' M. A. C.'- Stomach Tonic has proven wonderfully suc cessful In' all forms of digestive trouble. It is sold on a positive guar antee of money back if the first bot tle falls to relieve Btomach . Inflam mation or dyspepsia. The very first dose should convince. Nothing on earth liko it. You can ' get-a large bottle for $1.25. Heath's Drug Store, West Side pharmacy will supply you. r. . Adv. ANNOUNCEMENTS.;, -. .. ' ' j SHERIFF r-' .' I hereby announce myself -a-candl- dato for the nomination of 8heriff 01 Jackson County on the Republican ticket subject to the voters of said county at the primaries ln May.' if nominated and elected I pledge my self and the deputies whom I shall appoint to enforce all laws Including the 18th Amendment with efficiency and economy If you do not-want the' laws enforced do not vote for me, ' D. A. LYONS, Central Point.-, ' f fnitrnvEii I hereby announce myself, fta a candidate on the republican ' ticket, for nomination at the coming primary for the office of coroner of Jackson County. By virtue of my profession as -an undertaker, I feel that I have every qualification and the necessary equip ment to properly handle any duties which may arise. H. W. CONGER. COUNTY CIjEUK 1 I announce myself as a candidate for the republican nomination for. County Clerk, subject to the primary in May. If elected I promiso to per form tho duties of my office in an economical and business-like manner. W. H. CRANDAIAh If Eagle Point. (J r i, . ,1, 11 i
