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I FDFORD MAIL TKIBUNR AN I.NDKt'KSIiKNT NKW.HI'Al'KH UUUSHKU KKKY AFTKHSOON KXCKIT SUNDAY. IIY Til K UEDFOKD PHINTINU CO. 1TM MOrU BUIHIiiy muninn nun to .u.... ubacribera Jesirtnit a Bveii-luy daily newtspaer. Mail Tribune UutUIinir, 26-27-2U NOEth Kir Vret. l'liotie 75. Vt-dfprd Mall, the Medioni Tribune, thu HouUt- ROBKRT W. nUHIi, Editor. H. SUM ITER SMITH, Manager. llY MAIL In Advance: Dail, Wlt Mummy nun, year lafly, with Sunday Sun, month... Daily, without Sunday Sun, year... lt 1 n,!!.!.!., UiiiirliiV Kllll. IllUlltll.. $7.10 .7.'. . B.fiO . .or. , 2.0U Weekly Mall Tribune, one jeur iTuniuy nun, one jvi. . . . . . . . . ... 2. 00 Title, Ueutral rOIIll, nioeni, minn mm w High way b: Dally, with Sunday Sun, month.. 7f Daily, without Sunday Sun, inontl Dily, without Runduy Sun, year T.M Dally, with Sunday Hun, one year B.&O All term by carrier, cukI, in advance. a . n uuwinil fliiBB ntfitter at Med ford Jrt-gun, under act of Maun 8, lo7tt. Official paper of the city of Medford. Official paper of Jackson County. , a.unm rialW avrmra rlrcttlatlon for six IOonUia enaing wiww i. ... - Uiun double the cirrulutlon of any other paper I UUDllSJieu or nn-uunfi in.. ...I., nanar iLufPffl EuiTfllP. Ore., find I (Utm.mei.to. Calif., a ' dlaUnce of over SOU I tnilev, .having leased wire amkk'micu . uvuhrrh OK TUB ASSOCIATE!) 1'UKSK -. 'hie Aaaoclated 1'n-nn Is eifluslvely enli'.li'd rtO the Ule Ir reiiuuiirunuii - - patches credited to It or not otherwise credited Iln Urn pPr, aim aiao to ui iwhi .- (. I All l'B v. -paU'lles herein are altto reHerved. Ye Smudge Pot i i By Arthur 1'nrry mkA U.w Vni nnitin nx overvhodv HTnnctari It would, and wiin Krootod WHh tame acclaim. Candidates have started to oxiiress love for the farmers, and It will hustle the tillers or tho Roll, to do their spring plowing without Betting klBsod That Pay-as-You-Oo nlnn for Fords ml;ht.be worse. What ir tho amtoieu naa to pay wnun muy umu i ku. A nnnnln of film nueens not drunk ,,h1 u iinrl minrlv murdered a nnllHmnn friend. TheV Will fllCO tt Jury on the lessor charge. !' A cold wave ot out of tho Hates Bovs chinwhnckitiK parlor Tuos. night and spread out pretty much over the entire valley. NICEK THAN I'EHFKCT (AkIiIiiikI TldliiKH) ,.:.;;whon Mrs. J. K. Williams woke up In Monmouth yesterday rnornlnk the skies looked gray and cloudy and In fear that the weather would ho worse than hot ter, she harbored Mrs. 1'ermlo Johnson and Donald McWilllams ' rt her machine, and started for homo at 8:30, considered a lute Starting hour for tourists. ! Jn.,t 4Un l.nnnj.fv .l!nma will be erved with whiskey colored maple yrup, without tho slightest resem blance to eitner. Eugene. Dee. 28. "Nig" Yenker. Portland, boxor, was fined $15 for annndimr 'in tho munlciiinl court here .'Wednesday afternoon. (Portland Journal). He nearly ran over me judge. . . ' A nnnn TBAIt IV PIIOHPKCT jOIdllne Haltitn. Capital Journal). Tho , editor . hat) been looking at Jim Orlevea, ;. ) A TjAPY TALKS Thank Heavens! 1 start this year with a'cloan sheet, hut enn't say tho Hume 'for tho pillow slips. I should rush right over to tho drugstore, and get Into the carbolic ncld. Hhe had on a white starched underskirt. Yes, sir! a white underskirt, starched. The last tlme.l saw a white, starched underskirt. It was on the valedictorian of Hie senior class of the Miles city ileiritana' high school. Khe railed ilroiilth't , her brat along. Ilragged ana bragged and bragged and bragged tbout hoyf' ehiart he was. My kid threw his ball mid hit her on tho first bounce.,, I slapped him for good man taersi and gave him two-hits when he rocked that rocker on tho Intellectual giant's fingers. Mother didn't aeo tho transaction. Tho 1-won't-say-whnt, takes after his Paw. I can under stand that. Ills I'nw took after me, till I reminded him of his place. 1 know positively that ho caught up with that peaked faced blonde, mat I stays a shift, and eats In here. It's disgusting to hear a Mother shoot off her bazoo, nbouli-her own ortsprlng. If my kid he's six matlo a non flndable still, you'd never catch me telling the cockeyed world about it. I'd say, dive to Mother. Ills ratner Wbb brainy, though. Could lake ben. and make a bird, without taking the pen off tho paper. Ilenutlflll shading. Hut the hoy and mo couli't tnako the riffle on them birds. Ho we drifted apart. Maggie. All that man Wiuited to. do was to try and shoot the five ball In tho corner pocket. Now, I won't let the youngster play rlth':a broom handle. I'm so preju diced against rues. Then they left but not until she'd gave mo a dig or two that hurt. So I said, "flood-bye. Olad'vyou came, awfully." Khe's aumhbell. but got my drift that time. Ill V,: tNWlTHKIMNO AKI'KCTIOX !.T . ......I.. ...I V....U V . i-vssasssr-..... i, j Borne men nro so tcmpcraiurn !'' , tall On a slippery morning last ' '.week on Washington street I i' heard a nioodlsh husband remark i ;o hie wife as they trotted past: . ' "Be) careful how you walk, dar ' I 'ling, or you'll break your damned f, neck!" . V'a K.l'.K.) 1 He' reports a little more snow nt Thuiifon than hero, and says It Is old &here as well. (Kugeno Hegls ter) . - How cold Is thnt? ;;' , 1924 SI-OOAN8 j Htlck With Your Club. . Catch a Fish. Nothing Elso Matters.. REAL DANGER IN MEXICAN SITUATION. TJIKKK is a xtirpriKinu; lacU ul inioresi in me .ic,nnn n-viiiim",,. Surprisint' Ix'trausi; it is very (lit'firiilt for a revolution to eon- liuiie for any li;n Hth tif time down hceoniiiiK involved in it. Recent developments inei-euse people as a whole, dislike the United Kuspieion and envy to absolute hatred. The aetion of the G'oolidtfe admiiiistration in openly supportiujf the Obrcnon (i''vernmeiit, while of great assistanee to Obre(;on from a military standpoint, will be of tremendous assistanee to the De La Ilnerta faetion from a political one. Unless De La Hucrtii is less of Mexican leaders, he will promptly . . . . : ... dvantaf?e. A tervid appeal win (,') he revolutionary movement, and coniierinK their beloved native land. And unless all signs fail unti American demonstrations will be followed by attacks on American citizens the other side of Already there are reports of American oil ships being detained by rebel forces in Vera Cruz, a United Mexican waters, and American business men in Mexico City have pe titioned Washington to provide a guard for U. S. slgpmcnts to the Mexican capital. So there is really every reason for Americans to be vitally inter ested in the trouble across the border. Unless the De La lluerta up rising is put down in the next few weeks, the United States will onc more be forced to throw all its available forces along the Rio Grande and again be faced by the danger of QUILL Education pays everybody but 11c isn't a typical American unless lie has a Good Samaritan com plex. Lowering the lax rate encourages morality, also, l'cople tell much smuller lies. The strange part is that Ma Jongg attained such popularity with out being denounced by anybody. Hell-shaped pants may be hideous, lint you can put on a spar without taking off your shoes and using talcum powder. Modesty is the quality that keeps a woman from giving any thought to the subject of modesty. It will take Kurope a generation eminent won't change the fiddler's One can't stir up much of a revolution in a land where the middle class inivs aiili-iai nostrums. In the old days, people blamed was before America was discovered. Involution has been going on a a little opposition will stop it now. About the only thing yon can put it won't be unconstitutional is a tax It must 'he wonderful to feel important enough to tell the reporter that vmi arc not a candidate for the There will be investigating committees so long as candidates spend more to gel an office than the office Every wife knows that man is lion growls while feeding, and that's when a man stops growling. This country will keep on developing excellent twirlers so long as there are small boys, snow balls If ho spends money on her before ninrringc, he calls that love; if he spends money on her afterward, About all a new venr signifies urn the money to pay the tax on Correct this sentence: "I see aged the barber, "since I put the RipplingRhumos Vtelt NEW TODAY I readjust my life, and turn old habits down; I cut out all the futile strife with Neighbors Greene ami lirowne; I whisper to my toilworu wife that she's the best in town. And when she says t me today, "Hring in nine hods of coal, tlo useful chores and cease to play fool games of erokinole," on sprightly feet I go iny way to please her is my goal. Anil when my use ful tasks are sped, I say, "I've done my bit ; on other errands let me tread; 1 simply hate to quit"; and if she doesn't full down tlead. at least she has a fit. For she has always had to ask some forty times or more, if she would have me do some task, sonic simple little chore; on downy beds of ease I busk, ami think all toil a bore. Today I to the woodshed went, to smoke my punk cheroot, wherein cheap cabbage leaves are blent with horsehair, hay and jute, and so my wife escaped the scent, the clinkers and the soot. Today I've been so kind a wight, she has a dizzy air; such thoughtt'ulness gives her affright, perhaps a mild despair; she thinks the wheels don't function right beneath my mop of hair. My New Year pledges must not skid, they must not slip or slide; I'll keep them pasted in my lid, and follow them with pride; I'll treat the old girl as I did when she was first my bride. there, without the United States this probability, llie Alexiean States. The feeling ranges from an opportunist than most of the capitalize this action to his own . . ,i i,..i,;,i out to me masses to nunc uc...... prevent the hated firinfjoes from the Rio Grande. States gunboat has been sent to war with Mexico. POINTS the educators. to learn that changing the gov bill. God for all their troubles; but that long time, and it. isn't likely that over now with the certainty that levy. Presidency. pays. superior to other animals. The and silk hats. he calls that generosity. is that yon must get busy and what you earned last year. considerable, new growth," encour tonic on last week." Mason Wa YEAR. Personal Health Service By WILLIAM BRADY, M. D. Noted Phyician and A at hot sinnflH l.lt.r. n.rt.lnlnn to DBrional treatment, will be answered by Or. Brady if a stamped, self addressed envelope Is enclosed. Letters snould be brief and written in Ink. Owinrj to the large number of letters received, only a few can be answered here. No reply can be made to queries not conforming to Instructions. Address Dr. William Brady, In care of this newspaper. l'huntnms of A little while ago, I hope my younger friends will remeniun, HUggested hero a practicable excuse for remaining oui of school a day or po. to wit, coryza. That this sugges tion found a wide welcome scemd certain. One at tendance clerk In a largo s-hiol tells me that there has been a frightful epidemic of cory za since I ofiend this simple hygi enic advice. To- :uv I take great pleasure in l'rtng- Kcience to the supnort o: me loi I hov or girl who do not deny hut they h.'iud mother calling, yet find tlx .) iiives ardy In arriving at school It is a plain phynlolog'.ca! rlicum- itance. children. it Is u valid ex use for being a little late in the morning. The fact Is that in tn normal process of awakening from tleeii one first regains consciousness to sound sensations and a little late; Ihe capacity of voluntary movement. So, you see, it is quite true that a Iln- hears Ills mother , calling and Celling him It Is time to get up, altho he has not yet recovered the power to get up. Of course, this excuse. like coryza, won t do to use habitu ally but for an occasional tardiness It is absolutely tight and scold proof. The twilight Htat,t, .If I may so call between sleep and waking Is a strange stale of half or fractional con-N-lousneHs during which weird tilings happen or seem to happen. If one an carry the memory or tnese weuu things over into tho fully conscious state, likely enough one will have a very good yarn, maybe a real idea'. in invention, a plot for a story, or omething else of practicable value. With some persons the dream hap- pinlngs of this twilight zone are so f.lir nlirnrh to the proper humidity vivid, as recalled to the waking con-t to jn(,taii two or three accurate sclousness, that the phantasms of'mcrcurv thermometers and keep the the dream are assumed to have oc - urred In reality, 'i nus many a man has come to swear he has seen KhoHtH, received visits from spirits ir otherwise entertained phnntoms. l'cople who sincerely believe they have experienced these actual spirit manlfstalioiiH are akin to the hys- terlial. not in the common or vulgar sense of the word hysterical, but In tho true medical sense. Hysteria n house Is healed above Ii8. 1" to means to Ihe physician n state in gallons of water must be evaporated which an i.lea controls the body, daily. Still, it Is well to use the fur About the nearest a normal Individ- nace pots, also take advantage of lml ncs to hysteria is this twl- porous earthern flower pots full of light zone between sleep nnu wiikiuk. tine who has true hysteria is no more 1,1, ,nn. fur tho manifestations of Ills disease than is the epileptic for his and other available means of supply fils, for some part of his conscious- lug moisture to tho air. . To evnpo ness is to nil purposes asleep or In rate the largest quantity of water .i,..,.,.,,n ...,.i. n.luh as Johnny's power of voluntary movement Is in ibevance a though, he nears moiner .ailing him, all l ight. We may Bay 'JUST TOWN TALK" Copied Right ny Mike HE'S AN officer OF THE law AND HE vows e e THE STORY'S true AND IT hnpponod SOME TIME back WHEN 1113 was culled ON THE telephone AND WAS told THAT A certain party e WAS GIVING a party AND THEY called It e A MASQUERADE ball i . e AND THEY were boisterous AND MAKING noise AND IT was impossible FOR ANYONE residing IN THE neighborhood TO GET any sleep AND THEY wanted AN OFFICER to come AND lll'SH things up AND HE took the number e AND STARTED out AND RAPPED on the door AND THE hostess ANSWERED THE knock AND LOOKED htm over A LITTLE in doubt THEN ASKED him In AND INVITED him TO SAMPLE tho punch AND HE told me health and hygiene, not to disease dlaonoils or the Dawn that Johnny is suffering for the mo ment with total hysterical paralysis a paralyslB which seldom fails to re spond to vigorous suggestion, but which is nevertheless real paralysis until Johnny gets fully awake. On the same ground we might properly consider all who testify, to having actually seen spirits or talked with them as subjects ot hysteria minor. These people nre all abnormally sus ceptible to suggestion. Ql'KSTIOXS AND AXSWKHS. That Anxious Feeling. Whenever I hear the ambulance clanging past in the night or the po lice patrol siren breaking the peace I wonder and I think this is really nullifying the effects of my food iodln 1 wonder if some one has been mixing himself one of my news paper remedies. When I was younr. and in my journalistic prime I print ed recipes and formulas nearly all the time, but now that I get little benefit from my Iodln 1 think it safer on the whole for readers to call a doctor in. lotllii, Iodine, Indium. Please Inform mo which it was that you recommended to be used in ternally ns a sort or edd age procras tination lodin, iodine or lodium, and also If you will kindly reprint the formula, dosage and directions for Its use. K. O. ', Answer Three ways ot spelling the same thing. Iodine was the older spelling; lodin is the newer style; in dium Is the official Latin name. Read the outburst preceding this; then send a stamped envelope bearing your address and I'll malLyou tho in formation you desire. How to lnerea.se Humidity. Kindly give me Information con cerning the best method of Increas ing the humidity in a house with hot air furnace. H. McN Answer The best way to insure a 1 temperature always below (18, about 65 being Ideal. When tne tempera- turtf permitted to rise above C8. wi,tever tile method of heating, It is i practically Impossible to maintain anything approximating sufficient luimnllty. The water pots in furnaces seldom hold more than a few gallons. They evaporate only a gallon or two a day, whereas If growing piaois, open "i of water on back of stove or nt- tached to hot air registers, auuauums from a tank or reservoir a ntimnei of absorbent wicks should he suspend- eu over me - the water. TO THIS day HE'D NEVER been ablo TO SAY for sure e WHETHER IT was punch MASQUERADING AS liquor OR LIQUOR MASQUERADING AS punch AND AFTER that SHE ASKED him to stay AS THERE were V ENOUGH REFRESHMENTS to TO GO around "AND BESIDES" said the lady "YOUR DISGUISE is so good . . "WITH THAT star e " EN EVERYTHING "YOU'LL DE a scream" "DISGUISE" SAID the officer i "YES" SAID the lady "TO LOOK nt you "A BODY'D almost think "YOU WERE a policeman" I THANK you. 1 .ffiTtf IT'OT; T J There may be some controversy about who stnpiotl th' war. hut m, buddy won anything, r'olks that hain't got time f stop ut railroad eroin's ought t' realize that .maybe Kimcnntv hain't got liiiio f gather 'em up an' put 'em t'getiicr. THE OUIOATEST THING IS THE WOULD by Laurel Oraw Krtr-!trsM'rthiK Girls Men marry Htir-reHii't'ting girls. AU'n are only little hoys rown tall, you know, unci they nct?cpt a girl's own appraisal of her worth with out question i)ro vMlng always that that self nppralsal Is gen uine. The girl who bestows her kisses on a casual request classifies herself as a free- lover and an easy kisser. The re sult Is fad. A clf - respecting girl will not com HIT) til lo herself In any particular und tlw envl of fell.HV W hll IlllllkS sllC'S "slnek-un" is iust the kind of a chap a self-respecting girl lias no time to waste on. self-respecting girls are in tho same class with men who scorn cheap things. No matter how fine and clean a girl is. If she hasn't dis covered the Code of self-respect she ! i,i fin- n bad time of it. A self- respecting girl doesn't have to prove respecting girl doesn t have to prove by word or deed that she expects the respect of men; she admits it, Cannery IJnrns Down VANCOUVER. II. C., Jan. 2. Fire destroyed a cannery of the GosSe Mil lard Hacking company limited at Delia. Delia on Denny island, 3:0 miles .tjorlh. of hero yesterday. Several homes of employes were burned. The. total loss was put at 200.000. Petrngrad Is Flooded. ininvv inn. V Iteoorts from I'etrogiad say that part of the city is submerged under the waters of the Neva, which has flooded its banks despite the severe winter weather. The Nevn is full of Icebergs tloatlng In from Lake Ladoga. The Secret of Tasty Cooking Meals prepared by some one else, fre quently taste better than your own. You can be sure people will say how good things tasted at your house, when you use KITCHEN BOUQUET. It is the secret of tasty cooking. Start the meal with a real tasty soup. . Add a tablespoonful of KITCHEN BOUQUET just before, taking off the stova Your grocer sells lots of KITCHEN BOUQUET MORTON HOSPITAL Special Attention to Surgical Dlog nosls. Radium for Cancer, and Modern Treatment for Dlnbotes. 10IW Pino Street. San Frnncisco, Cnl. For Wet Wash Dry Wash Rough Dry Phone 873 Wet Wash, pound So Dry Wash, pound.. Rough Dry, pound.. 7c -So American Laundry B mm POLITICAL BUNK RUINING U. U LINCOLN'. Neb., Jan. Through 'constitutional amendments and fed eral encroachment, the form of the i-.,i,.i hi., tea eovernmcnt is being changed from a republic into a polltl tical and hysterical chaos, whose final terms are expressed in the unspeak SAYS BAR'S HEAD able Itussia of today," Ii. E- Saner : i rr , .resilient of the'- ' OI uanuiv i , i - , American Bar association, said In " "I; address today before the NelirasKa , Bar association. -Mr. tiaacr mmi ehnirmnn of the national committee on American citizenship. , "It was not until this present gene- . ration, descendants of sturdy pioneers. had learned to live in , . (Vmplacent case upon the wealth and the security and the safety bought for them by the blood and sacrifice ot their forefathers that tho Idealists, the doctrinaires and the demagogues became an established institution in our national life and evolved a new theory of government for the Ameri can people." he asserted. "Tho ago through which we are going may well be termed the age of constitutional amendment and federal encroacn ment,, encroaching upon tho rights and powers of both the states of this republic and ns inmviuuai c..... "It IS time tO Cllll 11 mill uiiu - back to the beginning or things, back ' to the real sources of our strength; ' back to the republic, that under tho constitution the fathers so wisely con ceived and so successfully Instituted; back to a government of Ihe whole people, by the whole people and for the whole people, nay ny ".. ually anil, insidiously, through con stitutional amendments and rederal encroachment, the form 'of this gov ernment of ours Is being changed from that republic into a political aim ") terical chaos, whoso final terms are expressed in the unspeakable Itussia of today. "Today, Incipient blazes of bolslie vism ami radicalism, fed by disrespect nf long-established American institu tions, are lighting the fires of revolu tion, it Is a challenge to us to pledge renewed allegiance to the faith of our fathers that we may. in extinguish ing the fires that destroy, proclaim to the world that our government Is the best government on earth, that our ideals of national life are the highest, and that we will as Individ uals, strive in every way tn maintain our constitution inviolate, and per petuate Its traditions forever." Saxon-Soviet Pact Disapproved DltKHDKN. The Saxon diet has refused to confirm a contract made government with tho he iv x B xi........... ....,.n..,i,iit for Ihe delivery of grain on the ground that the con tract is unfavorable to Saxony and the conditions nf delivery are unfair. For Infant f. invalids ae Children The Original Food-Drink for All Area. tiuickLuncnatxiomevnicettroumains. RichMilk.Mal tedGrainExtract In Pow der & T ablet forms. Nourishing-No cooking. Ik-Avoid Imitations and Substitutes ANNOUNCEMENTS SI I Kill FP date for the nomination of Sheriff of jituiisvjii uuiiLy uii iujuuiiluii county at the primaries In May. If self and the deputies whom. 1 shall tttmnint tn enforce nil In wu .neliiriinff the 18th Amendment with efficiency und economy. If you do not want tha laws enforced do not vote for me, T A X VfVU int...l Tint.. tt Coroner I hereby announce hiVHelf as a candidate on the republican ticket, for nomination nt the coming primury tor tne oiuce or coroner of Jackson county. ISy virtue or my nrofesainn tm an undertaker, I feel that I have every qualification and the necessary equip ment io property mi mile any duties which may arise. H. V. CONGER. WATCH YOUR BATTERY PREST-O-LITE BATTERY STATION 'Friendly Service" Phone 903 iHoiolManx Powell Si at OFdrrell, SAN FRANCISCO vroafe to neat res end Shopping Pis tricl A newly beautified Hltl Mam ftwaitt ih viutoi io Smi Fin. ciieol New fumrsiiinija of unutual chnn nd comfort a lobby dfafnc d o provide ike atmetphetc of a httunout heme and a new Dimm Room, conudtred one of the mo intetestini in America all contribute to rotn wsifi I. tL i . s ' " "niy noiei 1 with tunning Ice Water tn every roorn HARVEY - PL AN - re At fa M. TOY, Managing Owner I H.SOandUPI i
